Just who IS Biomass Andy?

am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

Might be afternoon nap times. Was up until 4:00 am or 5:00 am with this new cat because it kept growling and one of my current cats kept approaching her. He was just curious not nasty but she kept protesting and he didn't understand she didn't want him there

was anyone else randomly rangebanned yesterday and now today having to wait 300s for every captcha and have to try posting twice because the first time is met with “Bad gateway” but the second time works?

or is it just me?

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finna get a job before is too late

i know that 28 yo is still young but it's getting pathetic being me

Thinking about the fact that thanks to me and my brother my name is just going to die out in this country this generation

I’m an attorney (but also short (5’9) and brown (half arab) and norwooding) and have a MASSIVE crush on this other attorney i’ve worked with twice now but she’s literally a 6’ blonde baddie who’d never even consider me a viable mate ;~;

cheeky c bighams on the cards for tea.

this Making Tax Digital thing looks like a nightmare

kiwitoil complete. pretty average but an average kiwi is better than most so we good

>>220751124
Burgers and chips for me and a bottle of wine for me. Healthmaxxing

gf is making a random roast dinner on a Wednesday evening wtf

she’s completely lost the plot lol, not complaining though as I love a roast

>>220751068
you're on the event horizon you need to sort it out

>>220751158
for you?

>>220751093
should have had a common name like smith then

off the wanktoil

on the speedballtoil

The landlordbergstein visit went fine. I don't think i'll be getting the boot from my house anytime soon.

>>220751220
did you suck him off

>>220751184
Get her sectioned mate

>>220751220
Good to hear mate, probably best that a grotty little incel like yourself doesn't have to move into a houseshare and infect the other occupants with your incelness

>>220751240
yes m8

>>220751220
would blow your mind the shitholes landlords see in inspections and are unable to do anything. Bongs on tables, fags everywhere in non smoking flats. Despite what leftymongs tell you all the power is with renters it takes months to evict someone you could stop paying rent tomorrow and stay there for 6 months.

>>220751240
It was a woman. She was nice. A bit of a fit milf. The first woman i've had in my bedroom for a while. But I didn't rape her or anything. Just showed her around the house and garden. She complimented the garden and told me she would put fairy lights on the apple tree, typical woman. I won't be doing that. She said it's the nicest house she has inspected today.

why is this entire site so gosh darn slow anymore

>>220751220
>>220751220
would blow your mind the shitholes landlords see in inspections and are unable to do anything. Bongs on tables, fags everywhere in non smoking flats. Despite what leftymongs tell you all the power is with renters it takes months to evict someone you could stop paying rent tomorrow and stay there for 6 months.

>>220751295
i would have offered her a kiwi

why hasn't m00t fixed it yet

landlord here got sucked off by a tenant earlier. orrible little incel man but good for a nut. place was a pigsty but the silly twat doesn't know im raising the rent next month

>>220751295
thank you for not raping her that was the gentlemanly thing to do

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>We now turn to Rorke for his reaction...

>>220751295
>But I didn't rape her or anything
Mint that mate, thanks for letting us know

test

>>220751323
So yeah my cock is pulsating now

>>220751191
I'm a big guy

integrating the charva point into my list of poses

>>220751253
Absolutely. We incels should be a protected class to allow us to live alone in our hovels.

>>220751293
I do asda delivery and see some fucking disgusting houses. Obviously I have no idea if they rent or own but it does shock me how some people live.
That being said if they try to force me out I will stop paying rent, change the locks, and refuse to leave for 6 months, then fuck off to Australia.

>>220751316
I offered her some mint from the garden.

>>220751332
I am a gentleman.

>>220751340
*doffs cap*

>>220751323
Frustrating that I can find these girls fit but as soon as I realise they're internet whores all my attraction to them disappears. Funny how that works.

>>220751323
mad how good feet are when theyre in socks or tights and how rubbish and grim they are naked

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anyone wanna split this with me

>>220751398
>use by 2022
nah i'm alright actually mate thanks

Went to a bible study and everyone was over 65

>>220751323
i was fine until she put it in her mouth

That Primrose hill stabbing is shocking stuff. I was there 2 days earlier looking at the view from the hill but it was all good vibes that day.

Thoughts on donkeys? Sturdy little critters I reckon.

I've lost the motivation to take a shower
Or just change the clothes

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>>220751416

>>220751124
Charlie Bigham's sells tea? I thought they just sold ready meals

>>220751425
me watching 2 girls 1 cup

>>220751446
i like donkeys they're nice

>>220751446
i imagine a little mexican in a big hat riding one

>>220751442
Primrose hill is a notorious shithole after dark
A previously pleasant leafy upper class area ruined by wogs
Remember on nye last year when they closed it off and everyone was claiming they just didn't want people viewing the fireworks for free? Yeah it was entirely because they knew there would be wog stabbings if they kept it open

>>220751398
The creppers

>>220751416
That’s what Christianity is like these days.

Either 60+ year old white grandmas or random 20-30 year old African immigrants.

There’s nothing in this religion for non-elderly White people.

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Leftover spag bol (minus the spag) on toast - CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it lovely

>>220751416
how big was the sexual tension there
did you fuck anyone
>>220751466
i mean i got hard when she put it on her mouth

poo on toast, is it

>>220751501
Like my dad with arse cancer farted on it

>>220751446
Likely to get sparked out if they don't watch where they stick their big noses

>>220751323
yes yes ok she's peng but feet aren't sexy at all

that's poo

>>220751501
you're absolutely vile rorke, there's a bay leaf still on one of them ffs

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Local gammon just shared this on the village facebook

waste of spag

>>220751501
Fecal matter served on a bed of toast

>>220751501
call it Bolognese al pane caldo and people will say it's a marvel of Italian cuisine

been downloading a file for 2 weeks and I'm at 52%

Went to a bible study and everyone was 65+

>>220751556
psianf

>>220751564
ti uccido la madre dio bestia

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where do I go in the UK to a get a very cute gummy smiled blue eyed blonde gf like this?

just pissed blood after jerking off for the first time in several weeks

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>>220751574

>>220751485
wogs stabbing wogs isnt a concern but this was a white lad stabbed in the evening. it wasnt even dark out.

>>220751501
Hate how this chemical, flavourless shite is the standard for bread in this country

>>220751586
Oxford

don't really know what to do when i'm not toiling
seems i need to be told what to do at all times
what a submissive little bitch i am!

>>220751574
Old people worry about death and the afterlife.

>>220751590
hey cody you jerk off too much, let's go to wendy's at the local mall and get some large sodas

>>220751584
bit rude Fabrizio

why is it slow again it was ok this morning

>>220751602
Thought he was a wog photographer

>>220751622
hooting

>>220751584
Faccia bruta!

rorke having sex with his own mother

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>>220751323
Too much foot content is based around girls licking their own toes or talking about how dirty and smelly they are. I want more foot content that's just a beautiful woman wiggling them, maybe removing/putting on socks, stockings and shoes, etc, and if they have to be sucked then make it another woman or a man doing it. Feet are hot because they're pale and pink and soft and a good marker of good genes in a perfect white woman. I don't want crusty black feet or some fat cunt's cracked heels covered in dog hairs and old food.

it's their culture to stab people, rorke

>>220751607
it's jason's sourdough mate, defo not flavourless shite i would never eat that

have to switch up my home shopping deliveries so they don't judge me for the amount of booze I order

>>220751640
No the dead lad was white. The stabbers are presumably wogs.

>>220751630
no it was not

could never get stabbed me. the knife would shatter on contact im that strong

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Been in this flat for three-and-a-half months and never used the oven. Everything I eat is microwaved, air-fried or pre-cooked.

>>220751687
yes it was you weren't here

>>220751686
a fauxwographer

>>220751699
then buy something to cook? it's just like a slower microwave

>>220751678
that ain't jasons

>>220751556
psianf

We will suck them off on the beaches

>>220751699
Ever tried marinated chicken in the oven?

>>220751699
I literally haven't used the oven either since we got our air fryer at christmas and its only me and the gf. they're so based, no idea why mongs still use 'vens

>>220751733
fuck off nigella

>>220751694
Can't even get stabbed in this country any more, because of woke

what is your favourite tinned fish?

>>220751752
Can you bake a cake in the air friar?

>tfw cold

>>220751771
ham

£600 up on the markets today. none of it is real until i take it out of course which i will not do for about 15 years

>>220751686
I mean he photographed wogs, a photographer of wogs if you will

>>220751775
yeah you can i've made brownies and cupcakes in mine, fresh bread as well

I've travelled to 47 different countries

>>220751699
could scran some fried air right about now

>>220751771
slid

hello, my only friends in the whole world

>>220751771
king oscar deenz of course

anyone else having connection issues when posting?

>>220751807
fuck off noel phillips

>>220751686
>Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu
Yeah I think we can safely assume that

>>220751822
no shit lass all the real chanheads are toughing it out right now

posts take ages to make and then I get a gateway timeout error even though the post is submitted :\ is 4chan finally dying or is it just me

>>220751822
yes, every reply you're seeing is people who are so addicted to 4chan they're literally struggling to get a post through instead of just doing something else until it's fixed

>>220751837
leftypol surrounding the van taking him to prison.

>>220751807
Impressive desu, always thought I would be the most well traveled lad here (been to 31 countries including one that doesn't exist anymore)

>>220751869
Serbia & Montenegro mentioned

>>220751850
same her hun :/
shared for visibility

>>220751850
4chan has been raped mate, sorry

>>220751869
bro's been to england

>>220751866
Addiction has a genetic basis, which means that addicted people cannot help it
>Genetic factors, along with socio-environmental (e.g., psychosocial) factors, have been established as significant contributors to addiction vulnerability
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction#Genetic_factors

scribbling "grow up" in crayon and handing it out to my classmates

>>220751869
nazi germany?

>>220751869
nigga been to Rhodesia

>>220751869
31 is more than most people but not enough to assume anywhere you'll be the most travelled

>>220751866
mad

Just about to finish work and walk dogberg and it starts fucking raining. You wouldn't credit it, you really wouldn't.

>>220751894
scrowching

but also a bit sad

Bro waited 3 mins to repost this photo.
I waited 3 minutes to make this post.

in addition to posting being fudged up to all heck, extra flags seems to have died

>>220751923
go out anyway. i am

ngl almost every indian i've met in this country has been chill and friendly just wish there werent so many of them (on the planet)

>>220751866
this but unironically

>>220751884
correct
>>220751894
don't get it
>>220751919
i am the most well traveled person amongst pretty much everyone i know, and /brit/ is a mostly shut-in general. i bet a massive portion of lads here have never left the country

https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1slmoyc/4chan_is_like_messed_up_or_somethin/

>>220751964
it's good when you have a position of power at work over one. years ago there was a sri lankan who would call me "mr [firstname]" and it was a nice feeling. him and his wife both worked at the same place and they would treat me with respect you could only get from them normally at spearpoint if it weren't for colonial history.

If you believe that we're really shut-ins here instead of occasionally socially awkward but generally normal people LARPing then you're NGMI

i've never left the US, never been on a plane, and have only visited 3 other states

Any of you lads ever been rimmed or eaten arse yourself? Straights and queers both welcome to answer btw

sir trump opposer

might get the porn on

*fondles cock and bollocks*
*sniffs fingers*

>it was all a larp!!
ok rorke

>>220752008
i've eaten birds arses but never blokes

Negro of Banyoles sex arse

right time to get on the tins and bokkles

just showered a took

just realised I'm slowly turning into seasideMARK with all the boozing I've been doing. it grim de lads oh aye

>>220752008
during my gay phase at uni i bottomed for at least 50 different guys, I would say at least half rimmed me. i never asked for it because i don't expect everyone to be into it but it does feel amazing and relaxes your arse well before you get fucked lol

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And so to purchase ale.

>>220751093
mad how it didnt matter either way

started pissing myself for erotic and wanking reasons

Red Dwarf was the best TV show of all time. FACT.

>>220752057
it migth be for you, but it's not for me

cant post

my gay arsewank chaturbate account has tripled in viewers since posting has been fucked
things that make you go hmmm

>>220752059
would you consider yourself to be a power bottom?

>>220752008
never but any woman i've been with never prepared her arse to be eaten which i count as a good thing, the same for my own arse.

right so it's just me having problems posting?

lads i'm tired to pretend that 4chan isnt working for me to make that guy schizoer

can we stop for a moment

looks like another night of video games for me then isn't it

ate cat food as a kid because friends cat went missing one day and we tried to lure it back by putting a trail of cat food on the road but eventually i started eating it from the bag

>>220752162
and which vidya?

>>220752171
ate a dog biscuit once
was fine, really. bit dusty and dry and didn't tase of much

Insane how fucking ugly i am.

>>220752149
me too

Georgia? I hardly know her!

>>220752008
got a nasty stomach infection from rimming a guy during my bi-curious phase
had a fantasy of eating his arse after he'd been fucked and the fantasy made me quite ill

im as raped as they come

hi

What the fuck are you supposed to do your whole life

>>220751556
psianf

enjoy the colorado ped patrol stings
quite amusing when he makes the nonce phone their wife to apologise in the middle of the sting

>>220752258
i will goon and doomscroll. FUCK TOMORROW though

yanks be like "our country is really big and bigger than yours" as if anyone made them settle 5 million miles away from other people or the shop, petrol station, or airport

>>220752274
might make this at the weekend now

shat in collander

>>220752258
sit in my smelly childhood bedroom all day playing video games and wanking until eventually mummy and daddy tell me to leave then do the exact same in a council flat paid by the council

My butts too fucking big lads

Ordering a chinky for tea

Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?

>>220752304
paid by ME you doss cunt
you should be on your knees sucking me off for the privilege

can see the makings of a fit body lads. Just need to drop to about 12-15% bf

>>220752304
it lush

actually have some important geopoltical news to share within the next 12 hours so i hope this site will function by then or we are all doomed.
unimportamt: a baynes sweet chilli chicken roll mogs anything by any other bakery

>>220752305
nice humblebrag you juicy mf

>>220752319
far too many calories

actively ignoring urgent requests on the work phone until tomorrow because that's not my problem

fucking love laoganma

what happens in Malaysia?

>>220752291
I do/say this

how the fuck is the captcha still broken

wretched week so far, made worse by the braindead mongs running DPD

it feels like thursday or friday

*fondles cock and bollocks*
*sniffs fingers*

Hate when you see a girl who could be proper good looking and fit if she just dropped 20kg
Thinking of ginger bird currently on tghe chase

not wanked in a week im about to fucking rip my cock off like a gorilla

right that's an ariana grande double cum tribute then

>>220752417
thinking of your mum
but 40kg

if you want to be my runt slug

you gotta get in my cage

friendships last forever

thats the way it isss!!

>>220752391
They forced this shitty captcha system on us and then can't maintain it

>>220752380
some people are probably having sex rn but not me!

Toil done
Off home
It's raining

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does it let me post a pic

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>>220752434

>>220752391
it's not just the captcha, the whole posting system is fucked

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hello?

just been bummed in my bum by a bummer

>>220752473
omg qt

if you want to be my runt slug

you gotta get in my cage

friendships last forever

thats the way it isss!!

Toil done
Off home
It's raining

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>group of people I work with loudly burst out laughing straight after I finished speaking with one of them and walked away

literally nothing has changed since school, since uni

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wasn't letting me post this earlier so testing i guess god this is painful

Carly Rae Jepsen has officially announced her unreleased track "Disco Darling" will be officially released on vinyl April 18th.

>>220752499
nice to see a dad and son bonding

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the peng asian tings as they were

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>>220752428

>>220752474
why his finger like that

did a weigh of myself
114kg

both Dune flicks consumed. was a rewatch for the 1st but id not seen the 2nd.

both very good. i shall be watching the 3rd

>>220752533
amazing that she did all that in 9 minutes

if anglesey lad wins at southwell I'm having a gay porn wank

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dentist tomorrow
scared

>>220752569
Get back to /lang/ you slag

>>220752567
thanks mark commode

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>>220752510
(you)'s a are broken too this is devastating

>>220752569
分 means point
分钟 is minute

>>220752579
win, lose or draw

>>220752562
height and S/B/D?

>>220752417
>20kg
FOY

oh reddit flags are back maybe posting will be fixed soon

accidentally held my dentist's finger between my teeth and he started getting hard and had to leave the room and his assistant took over

User experience is a bit shit.
Captchas are excessive overkill
Can't post a simple picture
This site needs to get into the fucking 21st century tech wise. Fuck you janny

>>220752596
>(you)'s a are broken too
wouldn't know :(

>>220752585
he's more scared of you than you are of him

>>220752597
it was a joke because 分 is minute in japanese

gf’s roast dinner she randomly decided to make is smelling lush

might just have to shag her tonight

DTFIC is a poltard confirmed

>>220752650
What kind of roast lad?

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Just found out that when you claim a tax deduction or loss you don't actually get back the whole amount you get back like 20% of it

So if your accountant fee is let's day £500 and you're claiming that as a tax deduction, you only actually get £100 back in your pocket

That's proper fucked like

>>220752638
its a woman

>>220752636
they seem to be working again but here's some extra's just in case xx

Rorke's favourite black men;
>P Diddy
>R Kelly
>Micheal Jackson
>Bill Cosby
>Andrew Tate
>Bukina Faso dictator Ibrahim Traoré
Leftypol's favourite black men;
>the lads at Blacked

>>220752650
is she saving a helping for the bull?

>>220752672
roast bread with beans on

Future world leaders are watching AI generated anthropomorphic fruits doing love island and playing our cuckold fantasies 8 hours a day on their ipads, thoughts?

>>220752650
enjoy the pig!
and the roast, too! haha

been diagnosed with ADHD (Primarily Inattentive) lads

hi

>>220752691
The only blacks I like are Jay-Jay Okocha and Ana Foxxx

>>220752701
future world leaders are the ones whose parents have forbidden them from having phones and computer access until they're 14/15

>>220752661
no i meant the reddit flag thing you can download to get a regional flag to be extra gay. it's going off and on though

>>220752713
hi

oh fucks sakes have to watch footy again tonight its gonna be so boring

>>220752727
people were saying you were ghost posting in archived threads earlier and you calling you very mentally ill.

>>220752713
hello :)

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>>220752713

im suicidal because im a retarded incel freak

>>220752749
Arsenal will lose 2-1 to Sporting Lisbon and then win on penalties
Bayern Munich will beat Real Madrid 3-0

>>220752756
boop

>>220752779
pscianftim

wish booze didn't make you feel shit

>>220752780
did mousey confirm these?

angery

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>>220752753
i don't even know what ghost posting is. there is more than one leaf poster you know

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The sheer vibrance on display here: brown goblina kidnaps and stabs a blonde boy for the neoliberal dream

should i kill myself right now or just take a nap

>>220752805
mouseys predictions are shite
he's riding off his spurs prediction

why cant i post

>>220752818
the kid's just like yeah go ahead and stab me

>>220752818
can a passerby shoot someone like this or would you have to wait for police

>>220752829
you can, you're just really bad at it x

sending the 4chan team a 10 minute vocaroo of me grunting to let them know what's what

good news everyone, my hypochondria episode finally ended

hi

why is errythang fucked up

>>220752818
looks like AI

hello again

Really not liking how I smell right now

>>220752866
it'll be back tomorrow

>>220752740
heyy

>>220752755
hi :)

>>220752756
!!!

feel very sad and overworked

>>220752873
elton john farted on the server

>>220752924
get yourself a bubbly bath run and some candles lit and chillax lad x

wanking a cock with my arse

shall be invoicing 4chan a little over 6p for every day this site does not work properly and demanding a refund

can´t stop sneezing

right well that's my masturbating my penis and shooting a load of semen onto the carpet

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>>220752923

the remaining allotted calories for the day? it's at 0

>>220752968
s

>>220752968
SCREAMING

>>220752968
you are mentally unwell

>>220752968
you shan't post the aris and you shan't make fun of the poor devbergs

first CBT session on friday lads

>>220752993
oh no no no i dont like this at all

Anyone else keep getting rangebanned

>>220753009
I'm exploring my perks with Shell GO+

not sure what to have for tea in fact

damn, gypsy girls really put it into perspective. and by that I mean that whole "fucking black people" thing. it really puts it into perspective (how stupid you all are)

>>220753009
>>220753010
dogshit posts that shouldnt exist
you are the cancer killing 4chan

>>220753014
what kind of cbt x

Would love to see Adam bring back his spaino character

it's crazy how hard star wars mogs star trek, even at their worst star wars is mostly just poorly written while star trek manages to be poorly written and also incredibly gay and woke

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what its like being an umbunny when the site is going crazy

>>220753062
>>220753062
>>220753062

>>220753014
i hope you mean cognitive behavioural therapy

>>220753022
yeah but i post really dodgy stuff

>>220752818
This happened in Nebraska no less, one of the whitest states.

ycam-cameras-video-recorded-incident?teaserSource=trending

Need them ALL rounded up and sent back