>>220760786
H O N K I N G
G R E A T
B A P S

>>220760786
them Japanese got a "car slag" phenotype line its insane
she looks like she belongs on a street race starting line

>>220760812
She's a Viet chink from Sydney.

>>220760786
timmy moneygram notification

>>220760825
when i want your opinion ill give it to you

>>220760825
she looks like she belongs on a Japanese street race starting line

>>220760786
What do you reckon she’s up to these days?

attacking the dpd guy with a morningstar

wow flabebe
+2 to my flabebe candies (I have 2,665 now)

>>220760848
sow at the interracial breeding grounds

7AM time to get up and start posting about nonwhites and racemixing because im a mentally retarded faggot that can only do that (same as blind people getting jobs making those pens)

>text foid trying to be sweet
>she responds coldly
>text her with brief, cut and dry texts
>she starts adding a bunch of letters and being nice
another clue gained

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PUNGENT Asian feet edition

I dreamed I was drinking and also blind
I woke up and started drinking

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>Imagine there's like, no war and stuff, man.
Generational talent btw

>>220760786
thats a man

never played a dark souls game me

>>220760959
imagine

>>220760959
the king of timmies

>>220760971
Imagine there's no israel

>>220760959
used to beat all his gfs but they still named an airport after him

>>220760959
White excellence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1GOF4G_Qj8

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Sex

lots of strange weird dreams i need to stop drinking its rotting me away

daring, risque post saying "timmy" again, he really put himself out there. lets see how it pans out with that original content

>>220761014
feel like she'd appreciate my brooding misunderstood artsy vampire vibes and cut bwc

instead of taking any accountability I will blame my parents for my shit life since it technically is there fault

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are fruit polos impossible to find now since being discontinued? do you ever seem them in shops

>>220761031
>cut
Are you Jewish or Muslim?

nigga rorke being a civic nationalist but secretly wishing he was white and lived in an authoritarian european ethnostate

candy fandom innit

>>220761014
what the average black female friend to the protagonist looked like in every romcom ca 2004

>>220761054
I'm Christian from Pennsylvania

Out of beer. Sobriety edges closer by the second. Miserable

>>220760985
flop. people would rather talk about foreskin and Tumblr than engage with you

why my life is shit
>im an alcoholic
>i have no friends
>im fat
what i am doing to improve
>

listening to Tonic Ska radio on android radio app. 7:58

in my house
scrannin forren muck

>>220761087
Impossible since Christian’s stopped that nonsense back in 50 AD
Are you ex Jew/Muslim?

rorke being an ethno nationalist and libertarian capitalist but secretly wishing he lived in edo japan as personal bodyguard to a feudal lord

>>220761107
you could at least lose weight
or if its the beer doing it then go drink vodka and have a stick of celery every now and then. or pickles

>>220761123
*holds the mic to the audience and they shout ktim*

>>220761107
ktim

it's hard if you live in a shithole town with nothing going on. if I was in London reckon I could make friends easily or at the very least have different hobbies I could do with others that would make life more bearable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOHrYA5Q0g
saw this video and thought about Jason

>>220761014
She needs BWC…. She needs my… BWC

>>220760959
Shamelessly stolen from Forrest Gump and didn't even give him any writing credit. What a cunt

>>220761121
Im irish

If you remove London/manchester/birmingham we’d actually be third world tier

>>220761151
Tom Tucker on the left
normal democrat on the right

>scottish water advert during a heat wave
"we're going taps aff this summer"

>>220761164
>It was formally condemned as a religious requirement in 1442
Were you born in 1441?

here's a question. can i fucking post yet?

Poland gets a lot of respiratory infections
like Canada but if Poland was a brown playing horsey game and didnt progress past the tutorial and kept having to shovel shit

>>220761174
scr

Jacob Rees-Mogg in his latest YouTube video (hes unemployed lol) ranting about taxes and how poor we are (he just had 10 years to go Britan go get rich)

>>220761168
I suggest a tactical nuke

my window has so much mold vile

sexy woman like 20 years ago, 5 years ago: Pokeon Go Go Go to the polls

Do love how my brother spends 40 minutes in the shower when he knows I need to shower and leave for work soon

>>220761231
Tell him, not us. Coward

>>220761231
hes wanking

>>220761204
Need tyson fury to punch that freaks face so hard it squishes like a tomato

>>220761231
Cortisol spike

>>220761231
get in there with him and have a sword fight winner gets the shower

>>220761191
the south has a serious problem with smog due to all the villages where people use furnaces to heat their homes. some people will burn rubbish to get rid of it + have free fuel for the fire while green smoke pumps out the chimney.
before corona they used to hand out free ffp2 filter masks in krakow because the air quality was so bad. pocketed two and they came in handy except one was camouflage and the other was luminescent pink.

Ephedrine sensitizes the heart to adrenaline (epinephrine) and related catecholamines by acting as a sympathomimetic agent that increases myocardial irritability, which can lead to arrhythmias

>>220761231
>sharing facilities with someone you're not shagging

>>220761269
Just telling me mate this down at the pub

>>220761263
>some people will burn rubbish to get rid of it + have
bit retarded. I know not to do that because I grew up with a house fire in my home :)
I think those guys were maybe handing out masks or some other reason ehe

>>220761231
sister-in-law will genuinely take two hours to shower, usually at a family gathering where there are like 5 people staying in the house at once. drives everyone mental yet nothing has changed for ca. 28 years.

did a big poo last night and also another one this morning
what the hell is going on

going to london on saturday anything youd really recommend? i have already been probably 7 times and seen lots of the obvious stuff

>>220761306
It's big poo summer

you can browse Google Chrome in Windows if its connected to your iPhone hotspot like emacs with carat browsing (F9). its ACTUALLY useful now. you can ctrl+F to jump to text and then use the browser like that. or example if you want to [update] 4chan, you can ctrl+F upd, hit esc, then move right and your cursor is on the button (my finger...is on the butten). then you can press enter to hit the button, and even space even still works if you need to scroll down though you have to go left/right every time if it goes back to the bottom of the page
Google Chrome did change (alongside tab to search YT with it in your address bar) pressing ctrl+E to search, but it lets you copy/edit the URL I guess. you have to CTRL+E, esc esc to get to search

>>220761289
yeah villagers often have stupid or outdated views. their life is to do everything as cheap as possible even if the inconvenience of the act costs more than just doing it the normal way.
the masks were certainly anti-smog masks but that didn't stop me taking it to tesco in march 2020. at the time people would laugh or stop me to ask me where i bought it.

>>220761312
go to korean town in new malden

>>220761312
Can't imagine how amazing it must be to visit London.

>>220761349
its basically just New York except with a bit more history

>>220761358
I've never been there either. I'm from Kansas. Don't get out much.

>>220761312
tour of the lloyds building

>>220761312
visit the gherkin sorry couldn't help myself

>>220761358
central new york mogs central london but london is twice as big although they have the same population

>>220761204
his daughter is fit

Heh just reported a yank for pol shite and now his post is gone and I guess he got a 3 day ban. Feels good man

Id rather visit Kansas than London

fr tho how much gurka dick was joanna lumley getting

>>220761370
well they're nice for a visit from time to time but they're both filled to the rafters with belligerent third worlders and other assorted scumbags.
and theyre loud, noisy, polluted, and just quite grim.
you're better off in kansas quite frankly.

>>220761413
little nerd clipe. he was a better man than you'll ever be

20 year old girl at work keeps giving me those looks.
I'm 41 and married, it's not happening

thank you royal mail for finally mailing my fucking passport i paid like £95 for nearly a month ago

>>220761416
lets see how this extermely low quality post made through tears does

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She's so hot

>>220761428
get her shagged

>>220761438
joanna lumley's random pet project from a few years ago is quintessential british mythos

>>220761439
me when i see any type of forrener

>>220761312
st barts the great church, wellcome collection, dennis severs house

signalling for eddie price, dingo chavez, deter weber and rorke to stack up at the door, ready to open flash and clear.

>>220761439
she wants a bland white audience just like taylor. that dwarf pic must have really got to her

>>220761439
vile woman. a rotten poison dwarf

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captcha is fucked

>>220761439
That picture is my reaction to this post

>>220761483
Again?

>>220761476
rorke fucks up the flashbang and blows his hand apart then blames the mexican

>>220761231
my brother has friends, job, social life and most importantly girlfriends

He leaves wet towels on the floor after a shower. He also doesn't bother to flush after a shit and packs the toilet bowl with bog roll so that whoever does flush it runs the risk of causing a blockage.

Basically be an inconsiderate dirty cunt and you get sex

rorke: I wish a 10/10 perfect girl would show up at my door
10/10 perfect girl: *shows up at rorkes house*
life was almost a movie and it couldve been good

>>220761494
*white flash fills the screen and you hear *eeeeee* and a few shots before the death theme song plays.

>>220761346
>2 streets with some korean supermarkets and restaurants on them
Sounds like a fucking great day out that

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cor

>>220761535
which one you at

>>220761519
you didnt say you were planning on staying in just one area. get on the tube you dickhead

>>220761535
Looks good

*rorke voice over the radio*
>"black nigger bastard down"
>dingo chavez "rorke we're fighting white people"

morgan freeman voice: I wish I could tell you that rorke fought the good fight, and the cronem let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but london is no fairy-tale world.

>>220761576
howling

>>220761576
scr

Diego and Mousey were like the Harry and Meghan of /brit/
We were so lucky to have them

You ain’t got no horns boy

hello?

just kind of rorkeily rueing the state of western civilisation and the fate of the white european while tucking into some maryland cookies and a can of pepsi max currently

>>220761633
are you back from the shops

>>220760807
wonder if any wee guy ever kicked a rock so that it curled perfectly to knock someone out during the crimean war

>>220761635
me? rorking about at toil

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fat fucking tub of lard

they shut the spoons in my town like a decade ago. fucking bastards

whatever happened to adele

I don’t toil. I’m unemployed, you see

>>220761661
She rolling in the deep fried foods

renewed my subscription to rorke digest

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20 'chive ghost posts a day

Word of the day: okays

Definitions:

noun:
- Endorsement; approval.

verb:
- To approve.
- To confirm by activating a button marked OK.

People who let landlords walk over them are absolute mongs without a spine, landlords are at the tenants mercy.

If a landlord so much as raised his voice to me I would drive him to suicide. When I was 19 my old landlord tried to keep my deposit so I refused to leave, stopped paying rent and handed him a notice informing him to my right to quiet enjoyment and I would go to the police if anyone came to my door. Got three months of free rent and then I reported a fake leak in the kitchen (which he ignored) and after sending two more emails so I had a paper trail I loosened a pipe and flooded his kitchen and nothing he could do as I reported the issue that he ignored . Eventually a month later he was stressing because it could take a year to evict me and gave the letting agent the deposit to give to me if I agreed to leave which I did with the stipulation I had another week to pack my stuff.

Got my deposit a day before I moved out and the day I handed in the keys I pissed all over his hallway carpet

melty

>>220761659
mine had two near enough opposite each other but closed the decent one and kept the shite one

>>220761651
del gatto gronde

>>220761678
We have a page 6 catboy in every issue

>>220761691
That’s enough leftypol

>>220761691
you were only able to do that because it was an old nigga and not a giant corporation thoughbeit

leftypol posting his bizarre power fantasies over landlords I see

>>220761715
Not true at all, that can be done to any landlord. It’s not even that complicated

The second they do something to piss you off you stop paying rent and tell them to get you evicted. You then give them a notice for you right to quiet enjoyment and if anyone associated with them comes to the door you call the police and threaten them with court. Minimum of 6 months to evict you, zero effect on your credit history or finances and you can just fuck with their property in the meantime

if people were more interested in footy and less interested in the middle east we'd be a happier country i think

>>220761691
And then the entire commitern stood up and clapped

bring back gladiator games for some much needed pressure relief, for the people ofc

>>220761748
woah this is deep

>>220761691
based gypsy

>>220761750
Kane could score through the Hormuz blockade

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>>220761762
they brought back Gladiators the tv show but it seemed more about launching social media careers for a bunch of steroid users than anything else

are you guys any good at that Wikipedia game where you click on the random article button and try to get to the page you want to get to in as fewer turns as possible

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>>220760786
Japanese women are a Godsend

>>220761795
he got the Gladiator's job because of his already existing big social media following tbf

reading about how women used to be a strong conservative-voting bloc before Blair

>>220761816
tonnybler

>>220761800
I didn't know other ppl do that. I do that for fun sometimes when I'm bored just as a challenge to see how fast i can springboard to a particular article

>>220761795
alri
bring back the ancient greek version of the gladiator games for some much needed pressure relief, for the people ofc

>>220761803
erm... sir!!!
dats a nigga!

>>220761825
yeah people do it. apparently you can get to any article on Wikipedia from any article in 3 clicks

Daughter didn't get in to the primary school I wanted, feeling a bit disappointed.
Might have to do private school for secondary.

>>220760807
screaming

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how informative

>>220761842
Interesting

a great farmer is not known for his ability to plant a seed, but for his skill and consistency in looking after it to make it grow into a bountiful harvest

>>220761844
she fit?

>>220761816
Leftism used to be the domain of young men until they made it all about faggots and foreigners. The young ladies were all church-going Tories

sir great farmer

>>220761854
perhaps you should watch the video to get informed

>>220761869
kys

the ISA has hit £90k for the first time ever. big moves here for the big man

>>220761854
Would

>>220761854
there isn't a single UK weatherwoman I would not impregnate

everybodys heros:
>
fire-fighters
weather forecasters when it is sunny
/ end of list but you can add your own /

>>220761922
add "people who can't spell 'heroes' correctly" ta x

>>220761922
me

>>220761922
satan

>>220761922
glod

Going to Japan in the summer
Might tell everyone my name is Rorke just as a laugh
they wouldn't know would they

>>220761939
thanks

practicing my Paramore "All i Wanted" just in case i ever get asked to do it in a public setting

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Wind farms have provided 43.4% of our electricity in the last week
The future is now

Hair’s falling out

>>220761922
old people in the queue who say "you go first i'm just getting this"

>>220762002
Brots are so hungry they be farming air

looking into the idea that we are all living in a simulation

fried air for tea (farmed in britain)

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Also I don't think people realise how big these things now are. Almost eiffel tower sized.
This is just the nacelle

I have an erection only Pang Pang can solve

The events of Lord of The Rings are all real and happened more than 10,000 years ago

>>220762055
please pass the molecules I'm famished

>>220762062
Looks like a hippo

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>>220762055
ATOMS. ONE, TWO, THREE, FO...

SIX OF THEM.

>>220762063
lets see how this dogshit post does (nobody will care)

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>>220762051

Was outraged when I saw how much my last electricity bill. Then I remembered that over 43% of our electricity was generated by wind last week and had a little smile to myself while thinking 'well this is a small price to pay'.

>>220762062
phoar you could probably fit like 4,000 immigrants in that so they can live in a wind turbine instead of their shithole country that is that way because of them and them alone, their fault

>>220762051
We probably aren't. You'd need a universe sized computer to simulate a universe

>>220762140
source?

>>220762120
Pipe down kid I’ll snuff you out in a second

I've become engayed by porn addiction

evens post a filthy gay image
odds prayers and then bed time

>>220762051
very reddit belief

>>220762137
Gas sets the price of power because its the marginal generator, wind is a third of the price of gas at this point. It's putin and trump at fault.
Anything to stop us importing gas helps.

>>220762173
womp womp

dc; nvg

my heart goes out to the palestinians

Got the avoidingthepuddle playing resident evil 2 remake fixed camera mod vod on

wonder what it's like to wank off another bloke

>>220762225
Done it lots

>>220762225
gee idk. maybe you should practice on me.

wow you can press CTRL+G (instead of CTRL+F) to search through a page one find at a time instead of needing to press enter every time

>>220762225
Done it once was kind of shit I was just worrying if I was doing it right the whole time

>>220762225
ask your dad. he knows all about it

+1 to my dogshit post count!

>>220762247
so it does

>>220762225
Not as good as sucking off another lad

0 replies

>>220762294
face filter

Er

>didn’t drink last night
>slept for a full 9 hours waking up fresh
>got to toil early and will be able to leave early and admire the peng tings walking home
>did a really satisfying thick poo and blocked the toil toilet

feeling blessed

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>>220762294

right well

Donating my smelly incel blood next week

He’s screaming at the wall

I'm attracted to women and I think they look very soft and lovely but I've never had a girlfriend or touched a boob and I think it's better that I die alone because I'm very weird and horrible thank you for listening.

>>220762330
i think it's fun

hello rork may i rape you rork

glod

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glod

why you all hiding aha x :C

>>220762385
He’s followed through

>>220762385
he having tomorrow's shit today

>>220762407
I’m shy :/

Might make some pasta and meatballs am a bit bored

>>220762429
are you a girl and do you want a boyfriend??

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Giz a sniff Emma.

sucking a p** n****r scr**m bl***k g*****a an**

>>220762429
your mum gobbled my meatballs

>>220762435
What do you fuck**g think???

mum get the latios mega evolved the research task gave me a dreepy

>>220762428
dont be shy :)

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>catpcha finally fucking fixed
Why did he break it in the first place?

Sometimes dinner is 4 beers and 7 cigarettes

test

>>220762480
why her elbow backwards?

dont know what to get my dad for his birthday he never uses any of the presents I get them and just puts them in the bin. Doesn't drink and is minted so just buys whatever he wants.

>>220762497
buy him a farmfoods giftcard

orange juice is yum

i started watching an anime it's called オタクに優しいギャルはいない but there's only 2 episodes so far

another day another news article about nons being dishonest and deceitful with no one doing anything about it

as racismlad always says
>punting a nigger into orbit

>>220762492
Pretty sure it's just her arm fat making it look weird.

why don't westerners use a poo stool

I’ll start on Monday

>>220762536
dunno

>>220760959
Being a superb minstrel doesn't make someone a philosopher, or even a particularly deep thinker.

>>220762523
genuinely wonder what the end goal of all this insanity is it just to replace the native population with a rootless multi ethnic service industry slave class

mum found the poo stool

>>220762523
stop reading the news you stupid goyim

>>220761795
That's achievable natty

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Would you move to the US if you could?

>>220762573
thats an american kitchen thoughbeit

>>220762573
no

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>>220762553
He was very famous and that makes people attach greater meaning to everything he says, even if it isn't about music. It's like trying to get a plan to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict from Tyson Fury.

>>220762573
depends if i get to live somewhere comfy and ideally never have to interact with yanks

can't believe it's friday already

I've just about niggering had it so I have

>>220762573
if people like you were forcibly removed then probably

>>220762573
If I didn’t have a family here then yeah in a heartbeat. But I could never leave my mum and my brother like that

>>220761312
The Princess Louise is a cool old pub I liked. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese too. God I miss British pubs and beer.

>>220762573
crazy how fit she is. she looks like a horse (more like a rabbit) in a human kitchen! so cute

>>220762573
Americans claim they get paid so much more than us but also claim they can't afford an unexpected $400 bill.

>>220762619
Ewww

>>220762619
your parents did a right number on you didnt they mate.

Sir Zoltan Gera

>>220762599
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

>>220762599
hear me out team

>>220762571
he looks like one of those myostatin cows

>>220762664
leftypol be like woah pure genius

Sir sc Starmer

in the words of Peter Andre this is insania

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Got 4/7 on the BBC Sport weekly quiz lads. There were 3 questions about women's 'sport' you see.

>>220762680
Leftypol hates John Lenton because hes a white man who beat his wife

How long after a ‘can I call’ message to the exgfberg do I wait until I just call her.

>>220762678
yeah cause the packet of thigh fillets is 100% meat whereas the packet of thighs is meat + bones

>>220762697
You can use the bones for stock

>>220762643
Americans carry a ton of debt

>As of the end of Q4 2025, the total outstanding auto loan debt in the United States reached a record $1.67 trillion.
>It remains the second-largest category of consumer debt, trailing only mortgages ($13.17 trillion) and slightly exceeding student loan debt ($1.66 trillion).

No cash on hand because the banks gobble it up.

>>220762689
1/7 for me lol

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>>220762619
I mean, a 20 year old Hillary...
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give her one.

>>220762696
really took a beating to your inflated ego didnt you mate. she probably laughs at you with her new (and superior) fella.

>>220762727
Kek

>>220762697
I see. That makes it more difficult

>>220762696
>>220762727
not too long otherwise it would just be weird as you both forget about it

>>220762721
mm actually I prefer haggardly hillary for some reason

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>>220762599

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>>220762763
Meet halfway with a mid forties Hillary?

tried doing a cheque deposit on the ol' banking app but the photo thing kept shitting the bed so I've given up. Will need to take it to the branch in person like some old coot.

walk up to the counter like a gimp asking "c-can I deposit this cheque" while the bird internally remarks that I'm a chopped unc, who even gets cheques these days look at this weirdo (me)

>>220762727
I get the feeling he's more upset about being the one who was dumped instead of the other way round, rather than the relationship failing.
Proper egotist shit.

>>220762782
if she wasnt a literal billionaire ex-leader of the most powerful country in the world she would be a girl you settle down with whos fit but isnt going to be chased by every guy out there...

>>220762786
Alri Carl Jung

HNNN
fffffff
UEN U
FFFFFFFF
HUFF
UFFFFFFF ...
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

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>>220762573
Only for the latinas. Once I've wifed one up, I'm coming straight back to blighty with her.

I love fat chicks as well corrr

>>220762823
damn she looks 10 years old but has thick thighs and a tattoo

NEW

>>220762837
>>220762837
>>220762837

Rorke and his 4’8 Honduran goblina wife moving into his mum’s council house in Hull

>>220762819
um