not feeling the best 2bh lads x

>>220767309
what's wrong?

I’m comfy under my heated blanket as toilberg harkens

>>220767322
stress i think

/brit/ more like shit

in my 20s i liked milfs
now that i'm almost 40 my tastes have inverted and i like 20 year olds
my penis is trolling me always coveting what i can't have

I think the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil has noticed that I always go to the toilet after her to smell her poo/piss fumes and wank over them

Here we are then

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great grandad got to tap THAT?

*turns into steam and enters the water table*

>>220767335
alri, chill out then

>>220767353
can't

>>220767293
I spent the majority of my early years as a weird shut-in so having cute girls enjoy my company and be flirty with me is a novelty that I am enjoying very much, I'm sorry if that bothers you

>>220767289
These are very easy to fix

*turns into epic games store and exits the food chair*

>>220767350
Fat bums usually mean fat legs unfortunately

>>220767343
Yes milfs definitely don’t want 20yos
And 20yos definitely don’t want daddies

drinking fracking water

>>220767350
>Clock
AI

the posts about the 9/10 supervisor, the half swiss girl and the fit Portuguese girl were all me as well btw, basically I'm surrounded by attractive women at work and they all like me :)

>>220767364
It’s just a bit creepy that you blog about it lad. Cansnonce-tier behaviour if we’re honest

>>220767363
probably why you're so stressed

>>220767337
I bet that's the immigrants fault

>>220767350
back then bitches were in heat 24/7
Miss Fattybatty would have been screaming and hollering as you lay the backshots

>>220767411
I just want to talk about my new positive experiences with women and unfortunately you lot are the best I've got

>>220767443
theres also /britfeel/

>>220767364
Forget him lad, apply your game, get you some pussy, be loving and mindful, but you get that shag under ya, gwarn lad, I believe in you.

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>unfortunately

https://nitter.net/maxtempers/status/2044741797654438315

Internal green party documents predicting their immigration policies could see between 2.5-5 million net arrivals a year

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>>220767476

>>220767453
/britfeel/ is for people that don't even talk to women, they wouldn't be able to relate

also it's dead and infested with namefags

>>220767473
Get out of here!

>>220767473
dont care voting greens

zoomer lads SEETHING in the last thread about zoomette pussy market share losses to CHAD millennials

>>220767403
im popular with men. im not even joking

>>220767476
fake image sadly

>>220767476
Spaffing on her feet

The Shambling Biomass Hordes of Aldi and Lidl

>>220767498
Call them over let's have a party

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>tfw no latex gf

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Can't believe he's gone. Just a kid.

never returning to the uk but since im a registered overseas voter i WILL be voting greens just to spite you haha!

>>220767473
this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

>>220767529
how is this attractive

>>220767524
half of them are already here unfortunately

piles are so bad now that if I touch my bumhole it's like feeling a relief map of north wales

>>220765598

>>220767529
Can just tell this bitch is a size queen with giant mega dildos. No hope of ever satisfying her.

>>220767556
it's not. latexmong is one of our resident menally ill obsessive freaks

>>220767543
Oh no....yeah...no....yeah...tsk, tsk, tsk...horrible...

Can't get a gf because I don't have a car
And I can't get a car because of a the test shortage


So in short there is a direct correlation between me having no gf and government bureacracy

>>220767556
its a woman in tight clothing mate
bit of a stupid question dont you think

>>220767568
whats piles. bumhole fungus?

>>220767584
and once you do get a car what will be your excuse then?

>>220767543
The surprise is they're admitting it

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Pisses me off how everything is a massive emergency and must be responded to immediately when it concerns mummykins
>Doorbell rings
>ANON! GET DOWN HERE NOOOOOOW! ANON HURRY UP!!!!
>Turns out it's just the shop delivery man
>She goes outside for the third time in an hour not once taking the keys with her
>*RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING* what took you so long?! I was ringing for ages
>Was walking down the stairs the moment I heard the first ring but she had to keep pressing it for no reason

>>220767343
this happened to me when i was like 15 didn't like girls my age wanted the 18+ usually early 20 ones
now i'm in my 30s i greatly desire the 18 year olds

>>220767473
corrrrrrrrrr imagine the gdp growth

get the 'tex posted

>>220767594
haemorrhoids mate. everyone loves to joke about them until they get them.

>>220767598
Too poor for a gf after all the car spending

bluds got bumhole fungus

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>>220767575
more stable and normal than you i guarantee it my lad x

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>>220767603
>now i'm in my 30s i greatly desire the 18 year olds

We're in an unfixable state by the way, the political, economic, ecological, moral, demographic state we're in is unfixable. Humanity will be extinct much sooner than we think. If I wasn't an incel, I'd deliberately choose not to have children.
All replies will be cope btw. Every reply will be cope. I guarantee that not one of you can come up with anything other than cope. Even saying I'm coping is cope.
Just give up and stop stressing about things, it will mean nothing in the end anyway x

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>>220767609
Text?

just told work to fuck off there. not literally of course

>>220767602
Rorke the incel is slowly learning his mum wants him out the house

>>220767618
Had one when i was 15, then a few more over the years. Haven't had one in years, or if I did it was very small.

>>220767635
This is what I've done.

>>220767588
not even going to get into this but can tell youre a virgin irl

220767602
nary a word

>>220767654
>not even going to get into this
why not? terribly busy are you?

>>220767602
hate how everyone expects you to be at their beck and call any time just because they're able to contact you

>>220767684
>beck and call
*beckon call

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>>220767695
fuck you NIGGER!

>>220767635
Capitalism goes through crises, yes, we know. Yes, this is how they look and feel. It's our fault we aren't uniting and start chasing parties, unions, scientists and mafias our of our lives. We just surrender like junkies to the lethargic sweetness of our oppresion instruments.

>>220767648
I lived away before (and will again), even then she still expected me to do things for her despite me living almost 2 hours away

love making someone seethe so much they post about you without quoting you lol

>>220767714
made you look ;)

>>220767735
grrrrrr >:(

I like latex because I imagine it'd be nice to slap a tight latex bum very hard
also when you can see their ribs it's peng as I like ribs

been listening to too much angine de poitrine and now I've got slightly out of tune guitar riffs endlessly looping in my head

>>220767602
Maybe you should get a job

test

squealing how he thinks this literally ever happens

>>220767752
>angine de poitrine
that's a band?

>>220767640
No 'tex, short for latex, an that
>he likes shiny things, like

>>220767717
I didn't say it was our fault, but I'd happily be convinced by you either way. Something tells me though, by the way you behave here, that you aren't interested in convincing people, you're solely motivated by owning the chuds.

more of a mental hospital than a prison

ah yes its another episode of my retarded extended family visiting and their screeching zoomer children casting "LE SIX SEVEN" or minecraft youtubers on every screen in the house at full volume

not sure how leftypol expects this country to remain secular, progressive, and pro-women/lgbt etc. when all the 'grants he wants here are ultra-traditional, ultra-religious, and ultra-conservative.
surely all his values will just evaporate?

>>220767811
Divine punishment for not having a gf

>>220767814
leftypol thinks all those values will evaporate if you give them access to 1st world wealth

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It's time to get around the negotiating table, put the rhetoric aside, and get the females vacuum packed

>>220767814
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV!

>>220767717
Sorry, realised I misread your post here >>220767781

>>220767754
dangerous and downright stupid

>>220767828
DEAD TING

>>220767814
not sure how rorke expects this country to remain religious, conservative and traditional while technological progress completely changes the culture and way of life

>>220767825
well that just seems extremely arrogant and potentially racist

not sure how rorke walks around with all that cake and expects us not to savagely
Bum him

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Might buy Pragmata
Looks quite interesting, and the father daughter dynamic seems cute.
Do quite like games with a parent child duo, there should be more

>>220767892
Manly as fuck bitch and an actual bloke

>>220767892
/brit/ NEEDS to see this

>>220767892
employed women and his sister

>>220767882
you filthy paedophile

>war will fix culture

A common trope that if the economy collapses or a great was occurs then culture will return


But this hasn't happened in the Ukraine despite millions of deaths

>>220767828
get her next day delivered

>>220767859
Could you expand on this?
When you say culture and tradition changes with technological advancement, what do you mean? What examples can you give?

just been asked to toil on the weekend with 2 week's notice. good luck with that i said to them

absolutely gagging for a wank

>>220767993
you don't get to make the rules
they're the employer, you're the employee
you will work on that weekend

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>>220767892

>>220767952
my wife and children in the alternate timeline where that black girl didn't reject me for being a sexless autistic small cocked ED freak with a shit haircut

>>220767892
half of /brit/ would roger the flip out of those two

>>220767993
Toilberg will not be pleased, he'll be watching you now for any mistake, anything to get back at his unruly droid

>>220767929
You've seen a child and thought about noncing, but I'm the paedophile?
Don't be a funny billy mate

>>220768020
the whole front row could well be trans honestly

wank and an ale, that'd be nice...

>>220768016
i make my own rules
>>220768034
im looking to leave this shithole anywayys

>>220767892
Obviously you can tell who is who, but the woman does have quite an odd face.

>>220768020
Roberta 'Robbie' Coltrane

what should I get from tesco, lads? need something for tonight and then something for lunch on the morrow

>>220767892
Why do all trannies look like that
When you compare them to the range of faces you get within the general population
How do they all look the same, sort of flat and partly recessed

Yeah so I'm not clicking that shit nigga

I will never experience love but I am contented to know it exists.

>>220768108
see I just look at this and think no that's not for me thanks
yet everyone thinks I'm gay anyway

>>220768127
I think that there might actually be a genetic component to wanting to troon.

Ooh just done an incredibly rank fart. Might have something to do with the bottle of wine I drank last night. Apologies to my coworkers.

>>220767892
Can't tell if she's putting herself down or trying to boost her mate up
Either way I'm sure even a blind person couldn't mix these two up as one is clearly a man with a manly voice and a cock

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>>220768136
>I am contented to know it exists

>>220768143
bet you saved it

>>220768143
People at toil think I'm masculine because I'm the tallest man there, as well as hairy and deep-voiced, yet four of my colleagues have asked if I'm gay and so did a member of the public who occasionally pops in. I think they think I'm a bear ffs

>>220768176
Yeah but I put it in the "I'm not gay" folder
The "I'm gay" folder is practically empty

>dont be a funny billy mate
literally an indian posted that

The English don't know their own history

- Kate Nash

>>220768209
but not for long!
*whips me cock out and slaps you about the maw with it*

Got promoted to Captain. Probably my last promotion since you need a career commission to go any higher

>>220768215
You've just triggered me tbqh lad as I was posting about my retarded grandmother using that phrase a few months ago. She's white, just a complete mong.

Would you say a neovagina is still a penis, or has actually ceased to be a penis?

>>220768220
Why bother what are you even defending at this point? paki and wog rape gangs and refugee hotels?

the correct term is silly billy btw

>>220767814
Maybe immigration should be managed to keep it below a certain level (because a lot of migrants at once could put a strain on the police, hospitals, etc), but that doesn't mean immigration should be stopped altogether, or stopped for certain ethnicities or religions. Also I suppose you could try to only let people in who believe in things like freedom of religion, rather than theocracy.
>>220767825
>>220767861
How is that racist? I think it's true that people's values often (though not always) change when they are more financially comfortable.

>>220768218
Irish witch

bud bud bing bing saaar you are funny billy mate britisher saaaar

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>>220768020
>>220767892

>>220768215
I'm not Indian :/
>>220768235
Was your gran calling the dog it?
Think that's where I got it from

>>220768209
alri then, not gay
just testing your limits, challenging your heterosexuality

>>220768218
>I came
>I saw
>I played local factions against each other to facilitate the destabilisation of the society and a power vacuum
>I conquered
The mutts will never get far because they seem to have forgotten the divide part in divide and conquer and skip straight to conquer

Just walked across site to check something and the room is occupied. Best turn my arse around and try again later. Love wasting time at my bullshit job.

>>220767972
think it's pretty self evident
consider the culture of britain in 1750 compared to 1850. that change was almost entirely derived by technological progress and the downstream economic and social pressures caused by that progress
culture is a reflection of the way people live, and technology often radically shapes that, therefore it's silly to expect a radical change in how people live without a corresponding change to culture

I wonder if they have an Olympics for moderators of various websites
I'd pay good money to see the Reddit mods get bummed in janitorial combat

just read my celly from juvi is up on attempted murder charges. poor guy can't stay out of prison.

ionno why people say irish are ugly
was in dublin last year and saw way more cute girls than i see here
they are also not as fat

arguing online has actually made me smarter btw

>>220768290
>that change
what change?

>>220768254
Gonna take what I learnt and go back to Bangladesh like the Zionists did for Israel

>>220768290
Uhhhh lad don't think you were there to witness the culture of 1750 or 1850 so don't think you're qualified to comment. Any vampire man in?

Bbc News headline article on a migration scandal with comments open
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q92lg9ln5o
British public going full Enoch Powell for the afternoon.

>>220768311
I know rorke won't like to hear this, but some people are just bigots, simple as.

gf always uses a vibrator during sex she literally runs to the bed side drawer can't even go a minute without

it's also annoying because we can only do positions where she has enough space for it, so no missionary

have i been cucked?

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>>220768341
That your snek lad? Lovely specimen

>>220768311
were you drunk?

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>>220768344
zesty mf's (real or fake)

>>220768377
Afraid not, just a very pleasant looking snake I found on the web

>>220768377
Sir Bap Coiler

>>220768363
if this is real, it's sad

>>220768329
i think you know and you're just being facetious to get me to type more

hey, boys
*disrobes*

Yeah the BBC comment section has become more retarded than the Daily Mail and YouTube.

There was an article about how most shops are going cashless and literally all the comments were like
>i was in a shop 6 years ago and their macheen wannt workin nobody coud pay ecsept me cus i had CASH!
>what abot when power goes out those machine don't work!!
>shop said they only take card so i take my business elsewhere!

Why are they like this? What bothers them so much about paying with card?

>>220768456
seems like you cant substantiate your claims

>>220768461
Why can't I pay with legal tender?

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>SCOTLAND AND WALES ARE INDEPENDENT COUNTRIES WE ARENT JUST PART OF ENGLAND NOOOOOO

>>220768441
she can't get any pleasure without vibrator when the batteries run out she will simply say we'll have to wait which is often because she ALWAYS FORGETS TO FUCKING CHARGE IT

>>220768483
seems like you're not arguing in good faith

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>>220768461
just aint doin it, simple as

>>220768344
get the bloody inquiries fired up

>>220768459
*stares unimpressed*
yea, it's a cock, got one too

Cash is KING

>>220768493
i haven't made any arguments. literally just asked you to provide more information which you seemingly can't do

>>220768484
Because it's more expensive for shops to handle cash and they're trying to keep their costs down you muppet. Bet you also complain about everything being expensive these days.

>>220768461
The data mining part

>>220768509
thanks for noticing <3

>>220768487
i bet you just jackhammer away at her box while paying no attention to her clit whatsoever

>>220768520
That's cash on the balance sheet not cash banknotes you muppet.

Big banking trying to psyop the thread. Sad!

>>220768538
what am i supposed to do? rub her clit?

>>220768344
Genuinely impressed with some of the BBC journalism lately. This and the dodgy corner shop vape fraud and the boat people gangs. They're actually doing some good work to expose how fucking useless the government are. I mean it's not really hard since it's all incredibly obvious to the public, but at least they're putting it out there and forcing a governmental response.

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>>220768573

Can't find my tweezers but I must tweez

>>220767892
Funniest part is all the people commenting "it's so obvious which is which" don't realise that both people pictured there are trans

>>220768535
bit gay

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This triggers the boomer as well. They complain about everything being expensive while also lamenting measures that lower costs.

Dumbest muppets alive.

>>220768507
>the year 2036
>enquiry finds we did bad and shouldn't have let that happen
>recommendations: we don't let that happen anymore
>actions: prevent it happening again by investing £1000000000 into new 4 man prevention lanyard team (one gay man and three women)

Sir Feelings Hurter

>>220768605
Self checkout takes away jobs

>>220768605
these savings will surely be passed to the customer

>>220768591
sorry, i was using them to masturbate

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>>220768633
yes, 'tis I

anyone else have a constant smile on their face when posting in this thread?

love /brit/ always makes me laugh out loud!

>>220768605
What if I have a big shop? Why should I scan everything when it's the job of someone else

>>220768586
Yeah exactly
>plainly obvious to public for 10 years
>bbc journalist looks into it
>government crisis talks the following day

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>Massive Attack and Tom Waits collaborate on ‘Boots on the Ground’, a tense and atmospheric piece shaped by recent political unrest in the US

>>220768658
No I'm scowling constantly, very angry little lad me

>>220768586
It's because the BBC are tories.

This is my hot take: The tories would have been much worse right now. The policies labour have put in place that people don't like, namely the OSA were bipartisan policies so, the tories would have enacted them if they were in power too. Aside from that we know for a fact the niggeress in charge of the tories would have sent British troops into Operated Epic Fury

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Sir feelings mender

>>220768605
Lower costs to the supermarket. Not the consumer.

Shall go to the toilet at oh... 3:30?
Yes... That'll do nicely.

>>220768635
let's bring back lamplighters then shall we? all those lights outside take away jobs from people who could earn a living by refilling oil lamps
retard

>>220768635
Good, the only people doing supermarket jobs now are fresh off the boat thirdies and I'd much rather deal with a machine than those feckless morons

>>220768461
Think about it, who is leaving comments on the BBC website during the middle of a work day? Pensioners and unemployable losers.

>>220768659
It's called capitalism, Rorke. You're free to shop at places without self-checkouts, but they're going out of business because it's not competitive. Muppet.

>>220768717
The paki shop doesn't have self checkouts but clearly you hate small businesses and want the owners on bennies

It's impossible to understand capitalism without Marx btw, it just literally is.

Alcoholics, the unemployed, angry loners

>>220768605
In the past, many people would have died from heart attacks before becoming senile. These days, thanks to medicine, more people live to the age where they become senile. This is why our country is fucked up. Our society has too many senile cunts who demand triple locked pensions, paid for by young adults who will never, ever have pensions that are anywhere near as generous.

As always, the problem is boomers.

>>220768677
Yeah probably not too far from the future. Kuenssberg and her cronies were spiking any stories that would hurt the tory govt and now they're out all the hungry young journalists that actually give a shit and want to do their job are allowed to criticise the gov as much as they want. Corruption runs deep.

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>>220768755
the lads

>>220768759
bit ageist

>>220768461
Nudge Unit

>>220768746
The owners are bennies already thoughbeit

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>>220768659
Order it to pickup. Wagie will just chuck it in your trunk

supermarkets started by replacing one or two checkouts with self service per shop, then when people opted to use them instead of waiting in the now longer lines for the remaining checkouts the supermarkets pointed to that as evidence of customer demand for self serve checkouts and now you've got one or two regular checkouts per shop
the self serves are faster though since they can fit so many of them in a smaller space

>>220768691
You must live in a shit hole, basically everyone that works tills in my local tesco is an old working class woman that won't shut the fuck up.

Just wrote up a very good counterargument but I've deleted it as it's just not worth it

>>220768755
What is "who is watching TV at 3am"?

How do all those vape shops stay open when there's never anyone in them?

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SCREECHING

>>220768659
In my local tesco they have workers by the self checkout who just scan everything, takes the piss when you're doing a quick shop but you have to wait for whole families doing their massive weekly shopping to finish

>>220768805
I try to go to a womanned checkout as I'm buying booze and the doss cunt on self serve seems to fuck off when he sees my bottle being scanned

>>220768819
Limmy patter

I only go into the local shops to buy booze because am alcoholic so very frustrating when I have to wait there for the overworked drone to show up from wherever he's hiding to confirm my age.

>>220768819
Future PM Farage will get a full state funeral

>>220768819
There's a certain kind of older left leaning woman who genuinely expects applause whenever they call Trump or Farage a cunt

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everyone tell Minnie she's cute

>>220768816
same as those random gift shops in every suburb
they're selling illicit tabacco and/or drugs

>>220767972
Do you know any folk or blues songs about trains?

There are grown adult men in this thread who literally walk around a shop with a trolley and scan each item at the till instead of just ordering it online and having it delivered to their door.

One of the worst ROI activities imaginable.

I literally click a few buttons and have the same shopping list here a few hours later.

>>220768819
Lefties on Facebook on the floor rolling

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>>220768855

>>220768856
cute kitty

>>220768856
Don't like cats with asymmetric face patterns

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>he thinks the reduced costs are being passed on to the consumer

>>220768876
I do the ol' scan as you shop

How's your summer bods coming on Brit?

>>220768876
Not giving them my info and data

>>220768691
Only browns in the supermarkets near me are the security. Lidl one is fresh off the boat but the tesco one has a local accent and bill bailey's hairdo.

>>220768903
Started lifting a few weeks back, I WILL stop being skinnyfat

>>220768876
Shopping instore is always an absolute freakshow too, dysgenic white working class yummy mummys and their spasticated kids everywhere, wogs milling about aimlessly and coffin dodgers blocking the aisles , hacking up on everything

>>220768876
You are a runt.

>>220768903
Lost 5kg. Not nearly enough though

>>220768876
like to pick my own vegies
I pass the shops on my way home from toil anyway because I have a job and a car

>>220768963
>I have a job and a car
bourgeois bastard

>>220768856
Minnie you are so cute!

>>220769006
scr

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>>220769006

>>220769006
Shan't be clicking this

>>220769006
feels disingenuous to put this one in the I'm not gay folder

>>220768903
I'm the fattest I've ever been

How much are you paying for supermarket delivery?

>>220768879
I wonder what goes through these people's heads when they write up these lies
Just such an inane thing to lie about
>>220768903
Will still be a fat cunt this summer, but a bit less of a fat cunt.
Maybe next summer, or perhaps Christmas

Off to have a wankeroo, shall be back in roughly 1 hour x

>>220769065
me? i'm on the tesco delivery saver plan, unlimited one hour slots 7 days a week for £7.99 a month

Remember when jobs like supermarkets and fast food were reserved for incompetents and teenagers?

Now they're staffed by Nigerians who came here on a care worker visa and immediately switched

>>220769103
that's a long wank

Could you post slower, I can't read that fast

>>220768856
Hey Minnie, what do you say?

>>220768856
>Vinnie
>Minnie
cute :3

>>220769116
And?

does anyone here still listen to bounce or are they unc tunes now

reckon boots are usually on the ground in some way or another

>>220769230
yeah, guess they are

*stamps on your fucking head*

>>220769226
Bounce, door slam, car horn
Love all sound effects me

it's a dog eat dog world and im a pug

just had a fun game of Balatro. nice game that is. God's game.

weet ik

Where you goin city boy?

I need and deserve a pale-skinned slightly overweight and slightly dimwitted British gf.

>>220769346
right those are breasts

>>220769368
h-hòla

>>220769368
dios mio la bunda

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*hands you a manilla envelope*
follow the money, this goes all the way to the top

>>220769116
my local branches are all staffed by whites x

>>220769364
Kek this is my wife

>>220768903
I'm skinny now but with barely any muscle

hear about the software engineer who could send requests to his bed via an API? He's never felt more restful

>>220769116
Yes but we need to focus on those 1400 cases of gay people making claims for asylum, thats much more important than discussing why the Conservative government decided to let in 3+ million Boris wavers

>>220769419
Forget it Jack, it's Pakitown

leftymong still thinks le daily mail is right wing lmfao its not 2009 anymore

>>220769540
half

obama bin laden

Might start wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. Yes, that'll be my "thing"

wish smoking and drinking wasn't so unhealthy and expensive

>>220769540
That's clearly over the line now. Can't say such things clearly.

>>220769576
LEFTYPOL SUSPICIOUSLT QUIET ABOUT THIS

>>220769576
arsenal fan osama bin laden

>>220769607
ktim, if I was in the 70s I would be pretty much constantly drunk and chainsmoking

>>220769474
erm ackshually vast majority of HTTP APIs are not RESTful as their responses are not hypermedia/self describing, a web 1.0 site is far more RESTful than the average modern microservice slop

>>220769607
Another thing boomers robbed from us

>>220769672
restful like he got good sleep lol

>>220769700
psianf

Love smoking but have got to the point where I only do it when I'm drinking. Going on holiday to celebrate wife's mum being free from cancer and not sure if it's in bad taste to smoke when with her. Well I know it is in bad taste but basically I'm gonna do it anyway.

>>220769672
people were saying you were ghost posting in archived threads earlier and you calling you very mentally ill.

>>220769762
why would i do that

Wish the fucking yoof hadn't stolen laughing gas from us casual sensible users. Can't get that shit from ebay any more, used to love doing loads of drugs and then blasting off with a balloon. Now I can have all the other drugs but can't get the most casual low impact one because kids wouldn't stop throwing their little metal tubes on the floor like spastics.

>>220769834
tell them, not us

Found a pornstar I quite like the look of, may treat myself to a second wank

>>220769787
fucks knows. i think it was just people you've previously mindraped slagging you off behind your back.

shall we?

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>>220769866
It's aimed at the zoomies in the thread, there's at least 3 and I hold them personally responsible.

>>220769871
alri, who is she?