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>>220770014
SCOTLAND, WALES AND IRELAND ARE INDEPENDENT COUNTRIES WE ARENT JUST PART OF ENGLAND NOOOOOO

For me it's Cornish independence. Up the kernowlads. (I live in Sussex)

WESSEX GANG

she is so fuckable og my god
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FGb9TxEARNY

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>>220770086
My gammon

i'm a mallwhore

reckon the 4chan ad leading to a wikipedia entry was money well spent, me

>>220770099
yea, for a pay
ffs why are you looking up pornstars?

>>220770014
That's a legendary video isn't it?

Awesome Ashley is a 22 year old mare that was born in 2004 and raced from 2007 to 2010. She was sired by Unbridled's Song out of the Lyphard mare Queens Court Queen. She was trained by Todd A. Pletcher and raced for Alex G. Campbell Jr., and was bred in Kentucky, United States by [Add Data]. Awesome Ashley has raced and won at Aqueduct, Churchill Downs, Keeneland, Monmouth Park. Her stakes wins include wins in the 2009 Garland of Roses (LS), and the 2009 Fit to Fight Stakes (LS).

Youtube again doesn't let me watch shit unless I am signed in.

Bald Frenchman eating frog's legs

>>220770112
based

>>220770112
rorke trying to get his interactive buddy to say nigger so he can threaten him with cancellation in an ultimate act of sadism

Mad how Slumdog Millionaire is better than anything Bollywood has ever shit out and yet Indians utterly despise it because it dares show that there's poverty in India.
Reminds me of them transformers shite films making hundreds of millions in China.

Other countries are just full of freaks. FREAKS.

ashley cole

>>220770194
never ate frog legs
disected them though

>>220770216
Never seen it because I’m disgusted by jeets. Worth a watch would you say?

can tell the chess niggas are mad when they refuse to make a move or resign. can only assume they've had a melty and stormed off

>>220770194
cannibalism

>>220770014
this is some limewire nostalgia right here

>>220770216
>Mad how Slumdog Millionaire is better than anything Bollywood has ever shit out
Dhurandhar: The Revenge

Regret not eating frog legs and snails when I was in France, should've been more adventurous desu

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>>220770249
absolutely yes
10/10 film

business idea: the world puts aside its differences and all come together in an international coalition to commit a global holocaust of all indians. We split up the country and share the spoils for lebensraum

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>what book are you reading at the moment, anon?

>>220770307
My hands are like this

david mitchell plays a socially awkward freak that has hang ups on mundane topics and history

>>220770288
actiton shlock
double digit iqs would love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHk7scrb_9I

>>220770326
Daniel Craig
Queer

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Leave the frogs alone or Pepe will end you

Used to know this lezzer that was going out with my mate (lezzer) who was really fit and fun to hang out with and I think maybe fancied me a bit but then my mate dumped her and got with a new dyke girl and the other one has gone forever. Miss her terribly.

>>220770326
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv

>>220770318
>brown
>lip filler
>tatted
>flat
ghastly

>>220770368
i can handle myself *shadow boxes around*

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ah yes the rorke party

>>220770370
Ask her for a phone number then

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how he did not redeem card,,,amazing from india

>>220770402
Sir immigration must surely come down too high

>>220770407
I've got her number but I'm also married so it was all just a pipedream. Cheeky daydream wank about her joining us for a threesome (never going to happen)

I'm just so tired

if you take sodium lauryl sulfate and heat it slightly it changes the bond arrangement and the sulphur part shifts into a more reactive position. that’s why it ends up behaving like a different compound and you can use it to alter reactions

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Why didn’t the homeowner just shoot him? They’re in America it’s legal

zoomers are so braindead the clips they watch tell them how to react in bullet points now

you looked at my gypsy balls and for this I shall kill you

>>220770112
*fires a rocket at this runt*

>>220770478
in English

>>220770434
It's not the immigration they want down...it's the wages. And that can only happen if they marginalise proles and delegitimise them and exile them politically. When you look at a poor person and are able to feel and tell them that they should consider even existing, even being alive and in the same timespace as you, as a gift for which they should be grateful.

https://vocaroo.com/182vNTEZdtYv

Lads i'm trying to learn to sing. This is a song I wrote. Can you share with me your thoughts? ta x

>>220770541
dog shit

>>220770468
Why, the missus shy?

>>220770549
Thanks xx

>>220770541
we are the brit team brit team

>>220770042
This ain't gon unblack your future wife

>>220770112
>OMG!

>>220770541
left ear niggas gonna LOVE this

have you lads ever tried to suck your own knob?

>>220770555
She's shagged lasses before but she doesn't want to share me. Jealous type. Reckon I've got a chance in a few years once we're both sexually bored of each other and need to spice it up.

>>220770476
Me too lad x

>>220770365
Absolutely can not take Indians seriously

BRING BACK WHITE DOGSHIT

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>>220770365
Scream

>>220770541
Who is thus

>>220770605
Could you please expand on this premise?

>>220770669
Its me

>>220770640
Fucking lucky lad
She fit?

The Bring Back White Dogshit Party

>>220770767
It just doesn't taste the same anymore

Nazi abolished trade unions as soon as they got into power and went turbo nationalistic
Communists made the unions a part of the state so they were no longer owned by workers but the government, and made striking illegal whilst rejecting nationalism
Britain at the same time did nothing but already had strong unions, freedom to protest with strong sense of national identity.

Hmm
This is what i've been thinking about today

>>220770727
Rorke's garage

>>220770729
Fat with small tits and brown smelly arse.
But god does she make my cock hard. ffttttt

>>220770541
are you steven wright lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_q9gcKxjE

they got a brotha listening to Frank Zappa

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>£2
>40g protein
>50mg zinc
what is the downside here?

>>220770365
That's only slightly more ridiculous than the John Wick franchise

>>220770476
Ktim

can't fucking stand captchas

insane that every time i wanna say something i have to solve a puzzle

i'm solving literally 500 puzzles a day here

why didn't we just stay on the fucking sharty

>>220770727
can tell the owner wanted a guard dog but was insecure about a pitbull

the slightly chubby zoomer lass loves it when I'm strict/bossy with people

>>220770892
They're grooming us for high iq jobs as counter troll intelligence for the next war where memes will decide the course of events

rorke thinking that western civilisation is finished because he's seen a deliveroo rider in his shite midlands town for the first time

>>220770892
get the pass bought

>>220770917
smash that puss

>>220770887
mercury

>>220770887
nothing if you just have one can
but if it becomes a staple it can cause problems
it's high in purine, mercury build up and some other shit i cna't remember
one can a day should be fine

>>220770917
How can you tell?

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>>220770961

The Shambling Biomass Hordes of Aldi and Lidl

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Australian food

>>220770967
I was barking orders at a trainee this morning and she went "you're so bossy Mr Anon~" with a grin on her face, this has happened a few times now

>>220771008
lovecraftian story about the things you see in the middle aisle of a Lidl

why do girls at the office become objects of sexual yearning

if i saw the same girls on a bus or just living down the road from me i wouldn't care

but coworkers i eventually want to bang them all

>>220770978
>"It's my culture"
What sort of response was this anyway, just take the L

love horses so much

>>220770917
escort gimmick worked better, back to the drawing board you go

>somehow wrangle a girl back to my place after many drinks (for the both of us)
>get naked
>she asks me to shag her and i cowardly fall out (i'm a 38 year old virgin you see)
>she messages me soon afterwards saying she doesnt want to see me again/anymore
this has happened twice now in as many years
how the fuck do us incels (late 30s never had dates or girlfriends) get over this? and keep girls?

>>220771053
Because they smile at you and that initiates the whoremones

>>220771021
>at a trainee
You're shift manager at a maccies aren't you

>>220771053
because you're spending like 8 hours a day every day hanging out with them? Its virtually unavoidable

>>220771053
emotional connection/familiarity
every girl above 3/10 who isn't horribly boring after enough exposure (assuming you're both single) you will want to shag because it gets to the point of "why not"?

>>220771053
because in a just world you would be a eunuch

>>220771074
>i cowardly fall out
What does this even mean

you nibbas really gonna play along with the many of escortmong's larps

>>220771053
spend enough time with any not ugly woman and you'll end up wanting to shag her

>>220771071
I'm not the escortmong, I can actually tell the difference between fake sales patter and genuine attraction

>>220771089
no I work in a prison

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Cocoa prices were super expensive early in the year and that drove up costs of chocolate

Consumer demand dropped for chocolate because of expensive prices + lack of actual cocoa in the products

Cocoa prices now fell because of less demand for chocolate

a vicious delicious cycle

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>some people I work with were sitting in a group in the break room
>one of them spoke to me and we had a brief awkward conversation
>hear loud laughter after i've barely left the break room

wish I could work remotely. I hate having to out up with this shite

>>220771074
Literally just get viagra
You'll be rock hard and then your cock will do the thinking and you'll have absolutely zero doubts.

>>220771117
yeah i was about to ask >>220771074

>>220771117
like i dont shag her

another shit day

>>220771131
does that mean all chocolate will get cheaper now or what

>>220771146
quit the porn
quit the pseudoporn (insta/tiktok)

>>220771133
Just sit in your car or go for a walk or something.

>>220771131
all "chocolate" products are actually just sugar, flour and sneed oils, even the supposedly fancy healthy shit
i have pure cacao and i had to have it imported at a ridiculous price because you literally can't buy it anywhere normal

might as well get the vino open then

>>220771156
U've been done

didnt read, back to the drawing board i said didnt i

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>>220771133

>>220771185
dont do either
do wank to twitch girls (not donating) tho

>>220771188
have to get my lunch from the fridge, don't I

>>220771141
someone post the one where he repeatedly grimaces in the middle of an interview

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>i have pure cacao and i had to have it imported at a ridiculous price because you literally can't buy it anywhere normal

>>220771133
there's no coming back once your reputation at toil gets that low, I suggest starting fresh with a new job and trying to be less quiet and weird this time

>>220771217
right well I shouldn't have to say pack that in too

>>220771156
days not over yet x

A woman cannot be charged with rape in the following countries:

United Kingdom
Ireland
India
Pakistan
Bangladesh
Sri Lanka
Malaysia
Myanmar
Nigeria
Ghana
Uganda
Zambia
Kenya

>>220771254
the new third world

In my last 3 years of work i've only had one female co-worker of vaguely similar age and she was only at the job for a short while but I got in the habit of going out for drinks with her after work (and sometimes during work). Once we had quite a few and I had sat close to her but then she eventually shifted away so I thought well thats it and didn't bother much after but then when she left we went to get drinks with one other female co-worker and she was saying how handsome I am how I am the most handsome person that worked there.

I'm pretty sure i'm not that attractive, so whenever I get compliments I just go a bit shy but it really makes me so gutted I don't get to work in an office with lots of fit birds

>>220771254
right then, any countries where the women aren't monstrous?

>>220771254
not true but rorke will believe it

>ARE YOU MILITARY IT'S OKAY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

New deescalation tactic unlocked

>>220771282
zzzzzzzzz

>>220771131
so my understanding of this is that they didnt need to increase prices at all to begin with.

>>220771235
you think someone so into health that they import raw cacao for its health benefits would also smoke pipes?

Think Starmer might actually be going this time lads
We need to fight for him because the alternative is much worse

>>220771305
bitch nigga
>>220771307
snitch nigga
>>220771315
hoe nigga

>>220771243
fuck off mate, I've had this same thought the millions of other times I've been laughed out of a workplace or social setting and the same thing always ends up happening again

>>220771133
They probably aren't laughing at you. I've been among those groups and most of the time its people lauging at their own selves for their own awkward or weird behaviour. Normies don't actually give a shit if your weird or not, they are too worried about themselves

>>220771131
>Cocoa prices now fell because of less demand for chocolate
thats not how supply and demand works lmao

>>220771359
yes it is

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the dog breed of peace

>>220771282
it's a blessing and a curse, because while being surrounded by lots of friendly qts all the time is obviously nice you are also constantly reminded of what you're missing out on and no matter how close and affectionate they get you are always painfully aware that it's all strictly platonic

haven't left my house for 5 days.
Might walk to a bookshop and just get a book for the sake of it

should eat. not hungry. this is my life

>>220771358
Stop gaslighting him

>>220771128
Ah yes prisonmong
Was the trainee another one of those Nigerians?

I'M STILL DREAMING ABOUT THE FEMALE OFFICE CO-WORKER FROM 2019

>>220771408
Stop being a bully you prick

>>220770307
cutie :3

No boat would land on that beach

>>220771385
how come a man is responsible for his dog attacking people
but the government isn't responsible when one of their niggers do the same?

>>220761580
Certainly deserrved a you

>>220771450
Oh for fucks sake rorke

>>220771450
niggers aren’t owned by the government you chud

Sup Cody

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>>220771377
i love it when people make retarded claims instead of spending literally 2 minutes reading oreven just thinking like nigga why isn't the price of bread going up and up given that it's so in demand? it's literally the OPPOSITE you daft cunt

>Labour lose Wales to Plaid Cymrag
>Labour lost Scotland to SNP
>Labour lose Red Wall to Reform
>Labour lose London to Greens

>>220771424
kek yes he is
barely says a word to me and never asks any questions about the job yet the minute some fellow 'gerians turn up he's Mr Chatty, so sick of it just want my toilfu back

>>220771511
Must be amazing being a bird that is that fit. Bet you feel like you can do anything.

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>>220771479
Don't question the narrative, the normies can't take it

i see what anon means about coworkers i would rather fuck my 4/10 fat office manager than this girl >>220771511 something very sexo about shagging colleagues

>>220771536
until you hit The Wall that is

>>220771476
He's right though.
If the government want to bring in JFs then they should be tagged and monitored and put down if neccessary

>>220771479
>>220771541
based government keeping skin cancer rates low and niggers insane by depriving them of vitamin D

The government controls the weather

>>220771513
>why isn't the price of bread going up and up given that it's so in demand?
because there is a lot of bread
>it's literally the OPPOSITE you daft cunt
if you make a lot of bread it's really easy to make even more bread

>>220771450
>*rapes you in a chapel*

>>220771591
i need to write a browser extension that changes the flag of canada to india on this site

Well that’s Sir Queer Barmer out then isn’t it?

100mg sildenafil tablet
knob is like the eiffel tower

>>220771620
rocking back and forth and screaming and slapping my face

>>220771635
sorry I'm not up to date on the news cycle what is rorke/polanski having a meltie about today

mental how you can just say someone’s a racist nowadays with zero evidence and it’s over for them instantly

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PARISIAN GF 2026

would anyone care to join me in a game of scrabble?

>>220771541
genuinely what is the incentive for them to do this

>>220771661
sabrina carpenter

>>220771671
you mean skribbl?

used to be fun but too many mongs here ruin it these days

Can someone just please tell me if my vocaroo of me trying to sing is any good??? >>220770541

Farts smell like my roast dinner from yesterday (mixed with normal pungent fart smell) CORRRRRRR actually making me a bit hungry x

why the fuck am i seeing a 4chan ad that redirects me to this page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_am_I_me

>>220771709
Remember Niggerjoe, he was really good at that game

>>220771531
>yet the minute some fellow 'gerians turn up he's Mr Chatty
They're just discussing which of their random mates will be covering their next shift

>>220771387
>strictly platonic
the last girl i hooked up with said this a couple days via text lmao
needless to say we never saw each other again

>>220771729
hate how real this is

>>220771496
Sup brodie

come with me if you want to live

mumfaggotnigger really pissing me off today

>>220771536
But as soon as a woman becomes 30 she's essentially worthless outside of her relationship

>>220771584
Scream

>>220771786
I'll prefer to stay thanks xx

girl I used to really fancy lost weight and looks like a grim skeleton now

>>220771791
shouldn’t call your mum that

>>220771823
Like that chubby Aussie bird with the fat tits that lost all her weight. Sad!

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dtfic meltie when he got rangebanned LOL

>>220771823
mad how girls dont realise how attractive a slight bit of tum on them is (i'm talking like an inch or 2 max of fat you can grab at the side and front)

Gonna go drop a fat log in the bowl dudes

give me the fucking mic

sup baldy u gud?

mad how HD Ready (720p) TV's are still being sold in 2026

when it comes to the housing shortage people love going on about immigrants and that’s fair but no one seems to talk about these fucking white people who buy family house with the sole purpose of sticking it on Airbnb
absolute genuine scumbags

>>220771856
uh oh stinky melty

Gfs genuinely got abs... no fat bitches for me brah

Yanks on X are making fun of us again

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>>220771856

everyone at my work thinks I'm a spastic and doesn't trust me with anything, but in a way that's good because i have less responsibility

>>220771928
boomers do get hate tho

>>220771856
that was just because of the cloudflare captcha error after the latest maintenance

>>220771968
What is a brown person

>>220771978
look at the date nigga its in march

>>220771902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKP3yOtT5lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA82c4YkAZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA82c4YkAZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA82c4YkAZ4
HOLY FUCK GTFIH

>>220771968
kahteem this is me

Wheres the money cocksucka wheres the fuckin money you crazy basterds! Getdafuckouttabereeee aye

>>220771999
ye it happened then. it's only april

>>220771969
It’s not just boomers

Legal tender doesn't mean you can go into a shop and command a service be provided. The proprietor is perfectly at will to choose whether or not to accept your offer of monetary recompense BEFORE providing goods or services.

As I keep reminding you, legal tender is only applicable when SETTLING A DEBT for a good or service that has ALREADY BEEN PROVIDED. This is why so many English retailers are permitted to refuse £50 notes or Scottish currency. I'd've thought you'd've cottoned onto this obvious fact by now, fuckwits.

>>220772115
Black Beatles in the city be back immediately to confiscate the moneys
(Ear Drummers) Rae Sremm, Guwop, Mike WiLL!
I sent flowers, but you said you didn't receive 'em
But you said you didn't need them (Mike WiLL Made-It)
That girl is a real crowd pleaser (oh, yeah)
Small world, all her friends know me (they know me)
Young bull livin' like an old geezer (oh)
Quick release the cash, watch it fall slowly (slowly)
Frat girls still tryna get even (tryna get even)
Haters mad for whatever reason (haters)
Smoke in the air (hey), binge drinkin' (oh, yeah)
They lose it when the DJ drops the needle (and they lose it)

any bald gay homosexual niggas in?

>>220772153
Nobody cares, fat cunt

>>220771856
blud is lowkey the most mentally ill person on /brit/, been saying it for a while.

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not a big fan of 'people from Birmingham' hear they cause a lot of problems in Birmingham and elsewhere

te gusta

Toil done
Off home
Stir fry for tea and perhaps an orange club bar

>>220772215
ah yes people from "Birmingham" nudge nudge wink wink

>>220772215
add it to the list lad

>>220771928
You are right, not to mention people buying second or third homes in parts of the country where there aren't enough houses for locals.

Personally I would place taxes on anyone with more than one property and ban Airbnb altogether

>>220772217
Soy cody como estas

Fucking just eat delivery time keeps getting to 3 minutes then going back up to 10
Goyboy needs his burger

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>>220772247
>Personally I would place taxes on anyone with more than one property

Years late

>>220772256
You are a traitor to this country

>>220772236
You think there trying to secretly say pakis but they aren’t actual white brummies are a massive problem especially in mid Wales and they need to go back same goes for any english really

>>220772256
Whence the burger and of what kind? If it's not a cheap, nasty, rancid cheeseburger of the most basic kind then you're a disgrace

Legal tender is one of those phrases morons use because it makes them feel smart

>it's already 6
>haven't even finished my work for the day yet
ffs lads helppppppppppp

>>220771968
haha
This was me in my old job. Once I did something wrong and my colleague got the blame for not stopping me. I was purposefully being retarded (partially) to get out of doing more work.

Don't do that anymore though, I quite like taking responsibility now

my hair is greying fast. like half the hairs on the sides are grey now

>>220772299
friday tomorrow :)

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Lads can we please normalise checking the archive to see if DTFIC has replied to one of your posts? It will make him feel less alone in there if we pop in once or twice per thread to acknowledge him

>>220772276
Everything is years late and in reality will never get done

>>220772299
dont understand office work does your manager just give you a big list of things to do for the day and you just sit at your computer and do them

Don't have sugar in my tea because I'm high IQ

>>220772337
no one is arsed about your weird obsession with him adam

>>220772311
source??????

>>220772337
Yeah sure thing mate, uh you go and start and we'll be right with you

*Waits for you to leave and laughs behind your back with all the lads*

>>220772337
ok
>>220771952,1
sup ghostie

Don't have sugar in my tea cos I'm sweet enough

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saw the weed "nigga" in town he gave me like 2x grams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0_-p4uH8sw

>>220772291
More of an Apple Pay man myself

>>220772402
finna get high my g

Don't understand why Starmer gets people frothing at the mouth with hatred desu. He's not doing too bad.

>>220772394
alright bricktop

>>220772366
My 6yo niece would be all over this.

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i got loud whos tryna smoke

right that's me off to the bossman for cans and snacks

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>finna get high my g

>>220772437
bossman ruling: one free transfer to cheap vapes and boozevillle fc waheeeyyyy

neil gayman

>>220772337
He actually replied to me in a thread last week LOL at least I’m pretty sure I made that post

>>220772462
He gay or what?

Tomorrow is Friday which is the start of the weekend

>>220770014
Why are we posting random Pornhub videos from 2007 now?

This one was one of my very earliest wanks btw.

dont mind Japanese but they need to grow up and stop being such emotional babies half the country starts crashing out because a white woman ate a sandwich on the train or something minor like that

I'm a 33 year old zoomer. I'm still hip! I'm still cool!

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>>220771171
no mate. price only go up

>>220772115
So if I go to a restaurant and settle my bill at the end of a meal they can't refuse my Scottish money
Yet they try

>>220772502
Neil Oliv-ACK!

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The runtslop has arrived

mi gud

>>220772485
got a hot date tomorrow me
just a normal thing for me now
im a date goer
no apps neither i asked irl with shaky hands and beet red face

>>220772492
Did this happen?

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>>220772502
This is actually what he looks like

Could be early bed tonight or perhaps a video game

>>220772511
You are retarded. Scottish notes are NOT legal tender in England, though as pound sterling they CAN be accepted. Also, learn to read, as nothing I said suggested that.

>>220772502
he couldn't have a shower before the shoot?

>>220772528
You are grim mate.
Sort it out.

>>220772551
Um

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everyday is a weekend for me since I left school as I’ve never had a job my life is terrible though

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>>220772551

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>>220772551
>>220772502
He looks like this actually. He literally posted this image and said it was him during the early days of Mousenoncery.

chicken goujon representing me in court
legal tender

My newly purchased first home has been stuck on a 22k increase FOUR months in a row. What the Frick is going on.

>>220772528
I thought you said it was a burger? That's not a burger. It's a fancy chicken sandwich.

>>220772600
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>>220772579
Why not become a professional moaner

>>220772528
Genuinely making my mouth water and making me want to give bossman a ring
Corrrrr

>>220772595
they have the same facial structure
if he stopped cutting his hair and shaving he would look like that

>>220772595
No he didn't and my image was from when he face doxxed himself on twitch

bit early that

>>220772528
Frankenchicken slop

>>220772622
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/175375792/#q175377470

>>220772559
A bill is settling a debt for a service that has already been provided, namely the meal

>sup ghostie

SCRENING

>>220772728
screm

>>220772728
ok that one is funny

>>220772382
Were not your "lads" incel

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

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Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

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