boring repeat thread

Hecatia

>>50672066
My wife Sekibanki would be a good yet dorky mom

>>50672066
Seiga

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>>50672066
Is that Geronimo? How did he get a Reisen wife?

>>50672208
HAIRY
>>50672074
Because /jp/ is known for its exciting new topics every week, right?

>>50672074
>>50672326
The 2 week auto-bumplock thing the jannies added to combat the thread bumping to get the vtuber thread off the board faster was just replaced with them making new threads to bump their threads off faster, that's why you're seeing an increase of these kinds of threads

Note this is also by design, we know from the leaks last year the moderation staff want /jp/ to be a faster and more shitposty board

>>50672417
I dont care desu I like these threads

>>50672066
cute yuribabies

Which 2hu would make me a mom?

>>50672572
Seija, you nut in her & think she's pregnant but it's you.

>>50672576
Seija always gets pregnant unless you cum inside her.

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>>50672066
Why is Reisen having kids with Kris Deltarune? Aren’t they still in highschool? Wasn’t Reisen alive in the 60s? Do we need to call the police?

>>50672623
oh hell naw raisin is a diddy ahh blud on foenem :skull:

>>50672623
She needs to pop soldiers for the incoming lunarian war

>>50672560
All 2hus like men

>>50672066
for some reason eyes drawn like that are very sexy

>>50672727
All 2hus are lesbians!

>>50673048
OP pic proves otherwise. yurifags BTFO

>>50672727
>>50673048
All 2hus are queens.

>>50673399
so all 2hus are black?

Eirin is best mom. Would your mom kill a bunch of people for you? Probably not. Eirin would though

>>50672572
Nue would make you a mom with her nuenis

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>>50673741
mandatory image

>>50672572
Seiga will remove the fetuse you made with her out of her womb then put it into your urethra.

>>50672417
mods shouldnt have deleted /qa/ if they wanted a dedicated shitposting board

>>50673399
If she flies, she's a thot

>>50672790
The fuck anon?

>>50672623
1: The age of consent in Gensokyo is most likely 15 like it was in Edo Japan. That means Kris is perfectly legal. 2: Dess already had his way with kris when he was much younger. By contrast Reisen isn't that weird.

>>50672282
Simple
They're both jobbers

>>50672417
Don't forget the faggots that keep bumping threads on page 10 and immediately deleting their posts. There are almost week-long gaps between real posts on some of these threads.
That thing where your posts sometimes don't bump a thread unless you've been posting for a few hours already is directly related to that. Except it doesn't even work on the shitposters because they're all constantly posting in their vturd general anyway.

>>50674153
I meant what I said

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>>50674165
If the Edo-period police won’t do anything I’m afraid Toriel will take matters into her own hands.

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>>50673048
All 2hus are prison gay because they're not allowed to touch the only source of men in Gensokyo. Since shapeshifters can make themselves look like men and kappa are good at making toys they both see a lot of action from the rest of the 2hus.

>>50676624
>Edo period police
I mean, does the human village even have a police?

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>>50672066
Kasen because she can literally offer perfect guidance to her children as long as they count as animals (humans count as primates, so...)

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>>50672066
Yuuka.

>>50672066
Yuugi because she owns a business which sets up future career possibilities for our kids

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>>50672066
I'm sure Chimata would raise successful, wealthy, chuuni kids

>>50674771
For some reason the idea of two jobbers finding each other is cute. In the day they're being rekt by Kinniku and Reimu in the ring, and at night, they're spending love time.

>>50680980
Flat ass

>>50680980
Yuuka is the mom hu

>>50681720
She'd rent out her children to wealthy tengu for their sadistic pleasures. No way they'd end up well.

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>>50681782
>Flat ass
How dare you. It's clearly a nice cute butt belonging on a perfect slim lady like her.
Kids these days don't understand the appeal of slim women...

Here is the cold hard truth: none of the touhous would want to have sex with you let alone start a family with you. In fact you would be so insignificant that they wouldn't even bother to hate you. They'ed just ignore you and hope you go away. Like a fart

>>50672417
I would rather have threads like this than faggy vtuber threads or any of the thousand 3DPD generals

>>50681720
chmata would naively invest the family's income into some unstable asset and put everyone through poverty seasons. not miserable, but just awful.

>>50682250
Why are you like this, anon?
Touhou is fantasy.

>>50682250
how original!

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>>50682250
>none of the touhous would want to have sex with you let alone start a family with you
And this is relevant to the thread...?
>>50672066
I imagine tengu would be at least invested moms, they are proud by nature and they surely would love to brag about their children to others.

>>50682892
I actually imagine Aya gets rawdogged every week by a new guy and just leaves the egg with the father.

>>50682892
>they surely would love to brag about their children to others.
I don't even want to imagine how annoying Aya would become.

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>>50682943
Even if, as the fastest in Gensokyo, she is the most likely to still be able to check up on all her children.

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>>50682954
Then imagine how self-important Megumu would become!

>>50682971
Gensokyo isn't ready for that
The amount of smug would be too much

>>50682971
My three wives and our daughter-wife...

>>50683058
do not the very smol tsukasa

>>50682971
I can't believe the 'gumu got tricked into raising a fox as her child

>>50682892
>I imagine tengu would be at least invested moms, they are proud by nature and they surely would love to brag about their children to others.
Nah Tengu strike me more as the strict kind of tiger moms

>>50682892
>I imagine tengu would be at least invested moms,
They would be sterotypical Jewish mothers nad we all know it.

>>50682875
>Touhou is fantasy
In the same way 1984 is fantasy.

>>50682240
>She's more leg than woman
hot

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>>50683343
>strict kind of tiger moms
That's just a flavor of being invested, in my opinion, that's why I left the question of whether tengu would be good moms open.
I guess it depends on how exactly rearing works in tengu society. Is it more laid back, "let the children roam" style (like that panel from LE might suggest)? Then probably not. Are there tests and schools and so on? Then sure, many tengu would probably act like tiger moms. But even then, tengu are tricksters, even if they would be strict, they wouldn't likely to be dull. Expect them to trick their own children into compliance.

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>>50682176
>>50682720
I'm sure it wouldn't be THAT bad. And even if it was, it would just build character!

>>50672066
I want Flandre to be my mom, she’d appreciate my destructive tendencies.

>>50684172
Trickster moms are the best kinds of moms.

One time I had a dream Yukari was my mom.

>>50694696
Was she any good at it?

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>>50672077
true

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>>50673799
Most malebrained shit I've seen all week

>>50701209
Yeah, futa Nue is male coded. She could seduce me by showing me her futa cock.

>>50682892
My wife is so motherly