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You are now imagining salamanders and lizardmen getting into heated arguments about the best weapon of choice for close combat.
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>>50683551
obviously the answer is a warn axe
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>Sun-charged trolls
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need holst
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Demons are never to be trusted. And their "contracts" are actually just soul traps to damn you to Hell.
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>>50683576
Do not leave your troll out in the sun. It will make her tits swell and explode.
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>>50684092
Well thankfully I'm well-acquainted with cows. I know how to deal with swollen, milky breasts. I always keep a few milk jugs on hand for such situations. That troll will be well taken care of.
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alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/76205.html
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>Living in an ancient crypt buried the ice of the frozen north with your noble nordic vampire monsterfu
>The ancient crypt is a massive complex of well-furnished mansion-esque rooms, dank castle dungeons, undead filled catacombs, caves, and ice caves
>It's almost like its own village
>Guarded by gargoyles, lesser vamps, hellhounds, zombies, and arachnes (very very beeg to small)
>She enjoys watching hound fights
>A big arena deep in the crypt holds these fights where there's lots of spectators and betting
>Sometimes werewolves and arachnes from outside will petition to compete in the fights
>The winner of the fights gets one of the thralls (unmarried human men that've been captured and held in the crypt's prison)
>She's freaky ahh vampire and extremely possesive
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Yes, but have you thought of "haghounds"
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>>50684179
Dogs favored by older women?
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>>50684261
No, old hellhounds
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>Waking up to a tight embrace from a hellhound
>Get the sloppiest facial tongue bath from her the moment she wakes up
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>>50683845
I wonder if KC will manage to release anything before I figure out how to animate a demon making out.
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>>50684751
I would be hard pressed to believe we’ll see any significant updates this decade.
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>>50684751
>>50684875
Never ever!
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Stinky kiki
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>Monster wife comes to this world
>Gets addicted to iced coffees and tiktok reels
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>>50685603
She'll still have sex with you, it just has to be in short form format for the 'gram.
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>>50685684
I'm a quick shot anyways, so it works out
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>>50685530
Why do you say she is stinky? She just looks sleepy to me.
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>>50684740
>>50685530
I don't know what's better. Having a hellhound lick your face all over or a kiki doing it. On the one hand, a hellhound doing it, her mouth and tongue are going to be abnormally hot making it feel more enjoyable. Your face won't get cold with her hell spit on it. But it probably won't smell the best. As for a kiki doing it, you're guaranteed it's gonna smell nice since kikis are super hygienic. It's always gonna be minty fresh. But with a kiki, I feel it'd be less erotic than a hellhound.

A tough choice!
Of course, the best option is to get both of them to do it to you at the same time.
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A far less cultured version of tiger women is coming to Total War Warhammer.
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>>50686161
I am so pissed they didn't make her even slightly sexy.
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>>50686171
She's got big claws, big paws, and she's blushing! Also she's stripey! Also dem ears. Also dat tum-tum.
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>>50682985
I think about Phoenixes and Balrog often enough, mostly to be disappointed in how KC implemented them.
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>>50686303
I think the way he did phoenixes is good. Balrogs though? They're just a lame version of pyrows.
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>>50686346
Dear Anon,
Eat shit.
Love,
Anon
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>>50686379
Sorry, it's just a fact.

Now don't get me wrong, they're still wife material, but they're not in my S or A tiers. They're more B tier, maybe low-B tier, but not C tier.
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>>50686427
I don't think those are A's. Maybe D's? Double D's?
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>>50686497
Definitely not Ds. But maybe I've been too holstbrained lately. Anything smaller than a fully mature holst's breasts look like A cups to me.
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>>50686595
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>No hebi wife that's possessive, clingy, and jealous enough to the point that she frequently make jokes and even threats about voring me and the whores (basically any female that isn't her) that try to steal me away from her (who do any interaction from looking in my general direction, to saying hello because she's forced to as a cashier, or anything else really)
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>hellhound casually taking a dip in a lava lake
>complains that the lava is cold today
>also complains that her chainmail towel melted
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>>50687118
>chainmail towel
Buy her a big bucket of borax to rinse with instead
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>>50687138
That's not gonna get the wet lava off her face. She just needs fire-resistant towels. The chainmail towel was supposed to be fire resistant, but it seems the danuki that sold it to her lied.
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>>50686346
Best way I can say it is I feel like he played it too safe with them. Sort of like painting by numbers.
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>>50686379
This is nothing like MGE balrog lmao.
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My snek is defective. She's apprehensive about coiling around me
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>>50688162
Please return her to the store for replacement or reeducation.
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>>50688162
I like lazy monster girls. They're relatable.
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>>50687433
DEVOUR FECULENCE!
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>>50688521
This is why I love dormice so much. Lazy, chill, not always dragging you around to do stupid stuff that moment you finally get a day that's free from work and responsibilities. And, they also smell and taste super good too, so that's a bonus!
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>>50689692
Why would a snake need such prominent nipples?
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>>50689805
Snek milk
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>>50689910
That's not how you milk a snek
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>>50689928
Well, you do have to get them snegnant first.
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I'm thinking about those beans
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>>50690460
Baked beans?
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>>50689805
The same reason why they have navels. Aesthetic purposes.
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This is your friendly reminder that if she has knife ears, they are to thoroughly molested daily.
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>>50689692
>>50690844
desperately want to be wrapped up in and squeezed by lamia tail
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>>50690844
Lamia are missing out on yummy snacks.
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>>50691246
I can smell her from here, through the screen. And yes, I still want her
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>>50691250
You think she smells bad? Is it the boob sweat?
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>>50691256
Everyone knows girls with green skin - orcs, ogres, and goblins - they all stink. They have powerful odors, and they're unhygienic. Now it's not necessarily a bad odor. But rather one that is raw and incites lust in men.
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>>50691584
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>>50692199
>She's drinking a type of carrot alcohol
Just greenworm things
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Never jokes about or make hints about vore around a lamia. They'll take you seriously, even if they know you're joking. So unless you're into that sort of thing, it's gonna be a bad day for you.
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>"I have studied the Way of the Blade since my youth."
>"Do not trifle with me, human, or else you will pay dearly for your insolence."
How do I not burst out laughing when a lizard hits me with this line?
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The Symbol of Purity
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The Symbol of Impurity
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I cannot reiterate enough how exceptionally weak I am to holstaurs.
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>>50692731
>cg number 1 of 19195991
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>>50692831
A man can dream!
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Don't act like you wouldn't
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>>50692561
>>50692565
>>50693148
I don't want an automaton to do my art so I can do my laundry and dishes. I want an automaton to do my laundry and dishes so I can do my art.
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Anyone have that image of a manticore? paw just fully engulfing someones head?
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>>50693945
I have a few like it.
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>>50693269
Why not have her do it all?
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Give me your horniest centaur please
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>>50694252
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>>50694352
I don't know, anon. She doesn't look too horny to me.
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>>50694352
Year of the horse.
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>>50694252
We all know who this is a job for.
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>>50694410
Would it be ethical to use a bicorn to fulfill your dream of sowing your wild oats?
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>>50694410
She does have quite a few horns there! I guess that does make her more horny
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my heart
it hurts
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>>50694554
If I had a whitehorn to direct your way, I would. They're good at healing hearts
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>Brown
>Red head
>Fiery spirit
>Athletic
The fact that they aren't at the top of everyone's list for best girl is absolutely criminal
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>It's 2026, and I am forgotten
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>>50683546
>try to access fan art archives
>ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR every time
help
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>>50694975
The fan art galleries on NextCloud?
They work fine for me.

That error code suggests it's a problem with your internet browser. Try switching to a different one to see if it still persists.
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>>50683584
Recently I've been interested in Imps and Arch Imps.
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>>50694464
>Anon hooks up his bicorn to a plow
Eh, probably fine. But you're gonna, like, get so many sneak peaks at hoss poss. Like so many.
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>>50694950
I could never forget Miss Geizah. She's got dem peepers dat make me think thoughts.
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>>50695032
All according to plan
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>Sea whale monster girl
>Has baleen instead of teeth
>Minimum 7'6" tall from tip of fins to top of head (average is closer to 8')
>Big appetite, especially for things like shrimp
>Breasts that would put a holst to shame
Chop chop, KC. Get on it!
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>>50695092
>Not sperm whale chan who has a 5-head and sharp teeth that picks on Krakens for being lame.
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>>50695111
>>50695092
Killer whale would be the funnest of all whale girls
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How do I stop my cheshire from smugging at me?
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Who /snek/ here?
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>>50696781
New anime?
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>>50696857
Vtumor
https://youtu.be/dMeEwSC5AEs
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Reptiles make my peepee hard
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>>50697296
This but the snout girls.
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>>50697310
She doesn't look like she's got one.
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I am of the firm belief that cheshire cats are stinky. I have no evidence for this or data to back this up. This is a completely assumption on my part, but it 100% has to be true.
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>>50697387
Clean her litterbox, Anon.
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A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"
The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me McGregor the dockbuilder? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for thirty-five years! But do they call me McGregor the fisherman? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me McGregor the farmer? No, no."
The old man starts to cry again, "But you screw one goat...
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>>50697571
Can you imagine a cat girl using an actual litter box?
Can you imagine walking past it and seeing a human-sized turd covered in litter just in the box?

No, cat girls are not for me. I prefer cleaner mamono like kikis. They're toilet trained, they are hygienic, and they keep your house clean.
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>>50697738
>Can you imagine a cat girl using an actual litter box?
Japanese girls already squat to shit; I'm sure it'll be fine.
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>>50697651
So does each head marry a different guy like those conjoined twins irl?
Is it polygamy if you marry all three?
If one gives birth, is the child all of theirs or just the one who you made love that night the child was conceived?

I haves o many questions.
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>high level heroes falling for low level girls
many such cases
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>>50698070
Like you could say no to this face.
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>>50698073
I wouldn't say no. But I would be shoving something on her face.
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>Unbrowns your anubis
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>>50697337
She's pretty short for an oni
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>>50697774
Savages,
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>>50698262
>Anon does facepainting
>Imp gets cute cat on one cheek
>Lil wurmface on the other
What a kind Anon
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>>50699010
>child gf
I'm always surprised that blue archive breached containment so much that normies call it out for everyone being underage in it.
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>>50698809
Nah, I'm painting something else on her face and with an organic, white material I make with my own body
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>>50698372
We WERE middle management in the business of pyramid building.
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>>50699253
>t. based spidernon
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>>50699141
>These characters are supposed to be the same age
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You can tell the age and power level of your bicorn by the girls she's able to pickup for you as your wives for your harem. Anyone can rope in a slime, devil bug, or mouse for your harem. But very few bicorns can manage to convince the most anti-polygamy monster of them all, shirohebis, to join the harem. So if she manages to do that, you've either managed to marry an exceptionally high level bicorn, an elder bicorn that's rocking supreme charisma skills, or she's both. Keep that in mind when you see what girls she's attracting.
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>>50699609
>Bicorn waifu is super-duper high level
>Can bring in lilims, ancient wyrms, ancient wurms, and even hebis
>All Anon wants is more ratas, zombies, and pyrows
>So many fuckin' pyrows.
>Goddamn.
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>>50683546
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We need some spark. Like spider worship. All monster girls benefit from a spider cult.
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>>50700228
Spooders are pretty bad at living up to the hype.
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My Canadian yeti has been mad all day, and I don't know why
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>>50700732
Remember wendigo? She was a girl for a while.
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>>50700215
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>>50700845
Please do not harm your sneks
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>Be me
>31 years ago
>Decide to put 0 points into Luck during character creation
>Fast forward to present
>Portals open to the MGE world
>Monster girls come flooding through, raping every man that's single
>Unsurprisingly roll a 1 (on a 20 sided die) for an encounter
>Get none as a result
>Months pass and everyone is married except me
>Marriage police established to ensure every man has monster wife
>They show up at my door
>Tell me I'll be getting a monster wife within the week
>Roll to see who monster wife will be
>Unsurprisingly roll yet another 1
>Get sithed by a stinky dog
This is why you put at least a couple points into Luck, frens. I've made that mistake. And now I will suffer for it.
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>>50700766
>Always WendiGO
>Never WendiSTAY
Sad.
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>>50701080
She's called a wendigo because no one in the right mind wants to be transformed into a big coat.
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>>50700842
Felines are a menace
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>>50701222
It'd be cool. You could abduct girls into your coat harem.
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>>50702216
Gonna need to big coat to get best girl in it
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Alice?
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>Installing a higher sex drive onto your automaton monsterfu
Surely nothing will go wrong, right?
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>>50702306
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>>50702353
It's a very popular name in MGC
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>>50701963
too fat for my tastes
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The hags are plotting something
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How would you help the elves figure this out?
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>>50702445
They're always plotting. Everyday. Well, the single ones anyways. The married ones don't plot as much.
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Damn old foxes...
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>>50702454
Lock them in a room with me. If they violate me, they're sex fiends. I'm not attractive, so it'll be absolute confirmation that they can't control themselves when in close proximity to a penis. Then show them the case study after the trial has been preformed; then they will understand that they are indeed sluts.
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>>50702450
>mummy mommy mumster momster
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Go to hagville and call a random hag "mama"
As a prank
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>>50702504
you'll be drugged and raped by the end of the night. 97% guarantee of this.
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>>50700386
Spiders are terrifying.

They're creepy looking, predatory, and have webbing that can trap you. Also too many legs. I would probably die if I saw in arachne, especially from an angle that doesn't show her human half. Die from a heart attack from panic and fear. Getting trapped in arachne webbing would have the same outcome.
I'm sure some are nice ladies, but I just can't do it. They're just too scary for me. They're almost as scary as dormice. So I'll stick with safer, less scary monsters like holsts, p'orcs, sandworms, and lamias.
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>>50702518
Do you think arachne can make mummy girls.
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>>50702512
And the remaining 3%?
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>>50702539
Gangraped obviously
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>>50683845
Why is Blue Skin so erotic? Is this why Sully did what he did? Justified to be honest.
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>>50702688
It's a mystery, but it triggers a part of my monkey brain.
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>>50702710
The witch queen... the black lord of the fae.
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>>50702710
dark fairies are best fairies
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>>50702688
Silver poisoning erotic! God bless that jap slammer franchise for giving us Astaroth and every other black sclera blueberry that she inspired.
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>>50702688
>Is this why Sully did what he did?
Who is Sully?
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>>50702995
The guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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>>50703330
I'd go race traitor for blue cat pussy too.
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My daughters will all be pigs, and I'm okay with that
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>>50703443
You're marrying an American?
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Foxes are very trustworthy
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>>50703575
You must be confused.

Whale girl == American
Pig girl == Ukrainian
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>>50703660
Untrustworthy. Foxes are very UNtrustworthy.
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You are being watched by an imp.
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>>50704410
No amount of furry girls will unbald you
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>>50704414
Sad but true. But the girls with fur on them like bald heads, it's exotic to them since all they know is fur.

Unfortunately, being bald automatically locks you out of getting most of the best girls like reptiles, succs, and lims. P'orcs however will be head over heels for you. The more unattractive you are by human standards, the more attractive you are to p'orcs. So if you're bald, fat, ugly, hairy, and just gross all around, you're basically gigachad for p'orcs.
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>>50704587
That's some racist bullshit. Lotta women think bald guys are hot.
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>>50704599
Haha, no. It's over for you. Just accept fate and go over to the p'orcer side.
Besides, who doesn't want a handful of plump p'orcs squealing when you grope them?
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What if I wanted to get hagged instead?
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>>50704638
Look young, small, worried, and defenseless. Their mommy instincts kick in, and then their monster instincts kick in, and then you get hagged
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The old fox's eyes open.
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I want lamia tail coiled around me right now.
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>>50704923
White chocolate needs some gimmick like puffed rice or nuts or waffles to be great. Normal chocolate is fantastic by itself.
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>>50704414
You can't know that, anon. You can't know that...
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Is I heart monster girls out of print?
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>>50705021
Not even mamono mana can fix your bald head. Unless you alp of course. Sorry to break it to you.
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>>50705996
It... it might be worth it.
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Even alps deserve to have their breath sniffed from time to time
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I'm totally nuts for squirrels!
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>Ant girl moves in next door one day
>Seems friendly and joyful
>Says her and her sisters will be living here now
>neat.jpg
>Watch them unload the moving truck with incredible efficiency and balance, carrying in 12+ large boxes each trip like it's nothing
>Lots of tools and landscaping equipment
>Decide to stop nibshitting and go about my usual business of no-lifeing [insert video game]
>Wake up next day
>Ant girl's house is now a massive stone and dirt tower, easily 15 stories tall
>Numerous large tunnels in the their yard
>Finally understand why some folks like HOAs
>Shrug it off and go back inside
>Decide to grab a pack of meat from the freezer down in the basement
>Hear something tunneling
>Cinderblocks break next to you
>Pair of ant girls with their shovels and pickaxes and miner's hats looking at you
>One hauls you off to
>The other raids your freezer for meat
>The ant that grabbed you takes you to the one you first met the other day
>She's now a lot taller, has larger breasts, and has suddenly gained a mommy dom personality
>Spend the next week being forced to fertilize mama ant's eggs
>Get waited on by other ant girls like you're a prince
>They shuffle your belongings from your house into your new home in the ant tower (that you find out extends twice as deep underground as it does into the sky, and is far more expansive underground)
>You old house gets absorbed into the ant colony
Only downside is that these damn ants have no concept of beauty or art. It's only about functionality with them. And the mama ant (now wife ant) and queen ant is damn near impossible to peel away from. Still, it is quite remarkable how they were able to do 3-year's worth of construction in only 2 days.
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>>50704195
I wish
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does anyone recall the title of the kiki-shog fic that played out like "The Thing"? looking through every file in the fan story archive is making tear my hair out
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>>50706555
>Only downside is that these damn ants have no concept of beauty or art.
What about the downside where they kidnapped you to fuck ants?
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>>50707746
It's better than my current situation where I have no one to fuck at all.
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>forcing your stinky, sweaty hellhound to take a bath
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>>50706555
This would be more accurate with a Termite girl because termites are monogamous and have a king, unlike queen Ants who mate with drones who dies shortly after.
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>>50708662
Don't knock the drone life until you try it.
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>>50708662
Yeah, but in MGE, monster girls just stick with one guy.
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>>50708781
Not like OP, who is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL.
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>>50708662
Termites aren't hot though
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So AI/NTRslop won. Do we still have writefags or artfags?
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>>50709593
Mick posts stuff sometimes.
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>>50709603
This faggot didn't kill himself? That would have been the only good stuff coming out from this shitshow. Where's everyone else and why are captcha so gay?
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>>50709611
Yerb posts too but he's rare to see.
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>>50709615
No Magus? He said that he wouldn't move to capy
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>>50709629
Magus is also still here, I forgot about him. And alp. Losenis too.
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>>50709644
I don't see the last chapter of his current story, he posts here or in the other thread?
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You don't even have the vote for the story tournament, what the fuck happened?
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>>50709655
Other thread mostly, for some reason.
I don't keep track of his posts anyway.
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>>50709660
So no one is left here, they all moved in the other thread or on other websites, wonderful this place truly died
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>>50709667
If they left to follow the very authoritative culture being cultivated we don't want them.
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>>50709702
It's true, Capybara is ruled by an evil Malef who enforces harsh penalties on all boys who wear more than tiny loincloths and forces lesser mamono to spend all day polishing her scales in her giant ancient wyrm form.
Also, she posts on insta from the toilet.
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Honestly capy is a strange place. Posting a youtube link results in multiple posts of paranoid complaining about how "they're" out to get you. Not sure I want to spend time with people who are legitimately mentally ill
There's no point in being here either though
might as well quit the whole thing honestly
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>>50709772
>>50709984
I don't like capy because it's all porn. Granted, it's not as common in the /mge/ thread, but it's still enough to keep me away. Scroll, scroll, scroll and there's porn. Three scrolls of the mouse and you're guaranteed to see at least one explicit image, usually more. /mgt/ on /jp/ is the last place I can post about monster girls without being bombarded with porn. Basically, it's the only place where I can post about monster girls while at work. I kinda thought that was the whole point of /mgt/, but as soon as the gooners got a little more freedom to post NSFW over there, that's all they do now. If I wanted that, I'd have just gone over to /h/ or /d/. So much for the /comfy/ slice-of-life posting I used to enjoy.
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Anubi smell like peanut butter and chocolate. Don't ask how I know this. I just do.
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>The roomba? I threw it away. After all, no machine could ever do as good of a job as me.
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>>50710077
Nah, that's kiki behavior. Shogg would eat it, pop it out of her slime, and form some roomba-shogg hybrid device with it.
>every time the roomba-shoog gets within 10 fllgthams of mastah, it beeps "tekeli-li" and makes a heart with one of its tendrils

Kiki would channel her inner-yan and destroy it like a hebi destroys all those whores trying to steal her husband away from her.
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Lamias don't get fat. They just get longer. So if you see a particularly long lamia, then you know you're dealing with a glutton of a lamia.
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>>50709629
>>50709644
Nope, he posted his latest chapter in /mge/. There's nobody of note left in this thread, just a bunch of pests, the anti-porn schizo having a meltdown that he MIGHT see a nipple once a day in a thread about hentai setting and maybe 2 or 3 random stragglers.
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>>50710184
Ok, bye then.
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The axis of degenerate evil.
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>>50710375
I'll take the corrupted dragon in the back
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>>50710010
The problem with moving to capy is that it essentially puts the already small MGE community on a death timer. You've moved a small community to a place where you have no chance to replenish users, being on an even more isolated corner of the internet. Being able to replenish users is vital to keep any community alive because old users eventually do fall off for varying reasons over time. Slowly people will start to leave and over time you're just going to be left with a dessicated husk of a community. At least with it being on /a/ and later /jp/, you could replenish some users through cross-pollenation of boards that have far more active user bases, but even then, we've seen decline. Now this could be mitigated if the admin was to advertise, but I sincerely doubt anyone would be filling to fund an expensive operation like that. It's one thing to run a meager website that doesn't require much hardware; it's another beast entirely to maintain effective advertising.

You can say I'm full of shit all you like, but I've seen this happen time and time again over the course of my life. Hell, even in the MGE context, this is what killed the Russian MGE community recently, moving to an even more isolated website. I think one of the best gauges of this is the Wikifag updates. You see far less art being made. Writefagging is at an all time low. And while yes, the decline started before the move, it's no doubt accelerated it. You can see this when comparing meaningful activity (the art, the stories, and overall exposure of the community outside its base) from February 2026 to May 2025, the start date of the move (more or less). And despite a desperate attempt to inflate vibrant activity over there from a handful of dedicated users, it's not going to change the trend if you don't shuffle more users over there. You've already grabbed everyone you could possibly get from here, so where's your next source of new users going to come from? How you going to get them over there to maintain the community?

These are the questions you need to be thinking about now that you've isolated it.

You can Cheshire post at me all you want, you can mock it all you want. But i haven't seen a single person come up with a solution to this very real problem that's on the horizon. All I've gotten is "well if it dies, it dies. I don't care."

I make this post because I don't want to see it die. It's nothing against capy per se.
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>>50711105
I'm just happy all the people I don't like are segregated off. It's way more peaceful here now.
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>>50711105
You have absolutely no idea what you are trying to preach about, most of art in wikifag's updates has been unrelated to these threads for years. These threads were on a death bed even before the migration thanks to all the obsessed pests that latched onto it after the big DMCA dramas, if anything the move actually dialed the death timer and this is plainly visible from big names reappearing.
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Best cat! Best girl! Most huggable!
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>>50711325
Again, never a single answer to my questions.

There are no new names returning, just people you poached from /jp/ who've always been here. All that's happened is LN is more active recently, giving a false sense of vibrancy. But despite that, current activity levels on capy are diminishing; it's less than from before the move and even compared to a few months ago. So tell me, when the old users continue to fall off - which will undoubtedly happen - where are you going to get new users to replace the old ones?

Being on 4chan, you can pickup the occasional folks from other boards. You don't have that whatsoever on capy. You're going to slowly bleed users because you have no way to attract new ones. And then you have a withered husk, like /monster/.
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>Modern civilized sandworms
>They don't ambush people
>They softly burrow up to the surface and kindly ask if they can eat you
>A majority of the time they respect your decision
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>>50711920
>Getting propositioned by a sandworm.
Impossible. I ain't got rhythm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTdFszcZp-I
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>>50711929
Sad. Low energy. Only ONE MAN knows Walken without rhythm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8&t=120s
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>>50712064
>hag cope
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>>50712067
No, they're right. i do.
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>>50711105
>>50711555
To be fair, MGE's star isn't exactly in the ascendant. Neither is the wider monster girl community's, it's all stale at best and decaying at worst since the boom ended a long time ago. I don't think there's any appreciable amounts of new blood here or anywhere else.
I do agree that this thread should be kept alive, at least as an outpost. Don't numberfag too hard though anon, ultimately the best thing you can do to keep a fandom alive is make OC, not shill or armchair PR-strategize.
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She's schemein', and she's memein'
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>>50711555
What question? Writing contest alone completely destroys your doomposting fiction, the winner was a local capy writefag and there were only two entries less than in previous jp contest. This is the kind of fresh blood we needed, not retards like mick, breathtard or gacha spammer, who are more akin to tumors that grew on an organism that lived for too long.
>All that's happened is LN is more active recently,
LN was only example of old names appearing, the others that showed up in recent threads are murloc, magus and seafoam, as much as I hate name dropping people and using them as trump cards in arguments. But your types just insist on doing that so it can't be helped.
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>>50712455
>fags that move there
Good riddance. What don't you get?
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>>50712455
>trump cards
HER DAY HAS COME!
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>>50712455
>acktually sir, here's one anecdote that suggests the opposite; therefore you're incorrect
Literal plebbit-tier, double digit IQ logic.
An outlier doesn't foil the trend.

Again never an answer to a legitimate question

>>50712343
The point is that at least being on 4chan or anywhere else with more activity (it doesn't have to be 4chan), you can and do replenish users. There's no possibility of that on capy. You rapidly hasten the decline.
And as for an outpost, no one on capy is going to maintain these threads. They're content to stay in their bunker and die the slow death. And if that's all you want to use it for, I may as well stop trying to prop it up if all you want to do is vulture since none of this is in good faith.
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>>50711105
The arguments for moving to Capybarachan were never legitimate.

First it was:
>"Oh no! 4chan hacked! 4chan is dying! Panic, panic, panic! We must leave!"
Pre-hack and post-hack user count on 4chan is the same. It's not dying. But surely moving to even more dead and unstable site is the solution, right?

Second it was:
>"Moderation is better on Capybarachan! No pests!"
Okay, I'll give you that a couple months after the hack these thread were chaotic. But now they're calm and chill now, even more calm and chill since before the hack. Because if we're being honest with ourselves here, the pests moved to Capybarachan with you, minus 1 individual we all know. Probably the best it's been here in lack of drama in 5+ years. Moderation has filled their ranks back up again, and the boards are being moderated quite well now.

I just never saw the need to move to a site with a shittier user interface and an even more atrocious archival system. The archival system being one of the most important things to the monster girl threads. All for what, so a butt-buddy of Wikifag could larp as Moot on his dead altchan?

Honestly, that's the problems with folks today. The slightest inconvenience and they want to burn it all down to the ground. Just ride it out, it always solves itself in due time.
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>>50712485
Okay, but when is someone gonna make a Queen of Spades trumpart?
Or are we all afraid to because we know the implications?
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>>50713132
Still more appealing than the dog fucker ones.
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>>50713132
Now that's a horrifying thought
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>>50713139
Let's be honest here, Clubs and Hearts suited girls in Wonderland are GOATed.
>Spades are too hyperactive and always will drag you places, even if you don't feel up to it (basically modern women)
>Clubs are your chill stay-at-home girl who just wants to cuddle and be casual, peak gaming buddy
>Diamonds are /d/egenerates which is fine I guess if you're into that stuff, but being in Wonderland, the fetishes they probably think up are probably 10x worse of what you've ever seen on /d/ or Sad Panda
>Hearts are just sex fiends; no dragging you anywhere because you're not leaving bed for most of the day and extra lovey-dovey and romantic to boot!
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>>50713161
>monster girl but normal women.
What a cool idea. Also you got spades wrong.
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>>50713182
It's the abridged version, and no, I'm not wrong. I'm never wrong. Can't you see it in my name?
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>>50710010
>I am upset about porn in a porn setting

You may need to see a specialist about your issues, anon.
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>>50713326
I understand not wanting porn to dominate but some anons take it way too far.
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>>50713326
It's not that there exists porn, obviously. I just don't want to see it every single damn time I open the thread which is what you get on capy. It's nice to enjoy the escapism and comfy aspects. And for the past couple years, that's what it's been for me. Not all of us are thinking with our penises 24/7. I mean I definitely used to, but now as nearing middle age, those passions have died down. For me, it's more about the desire for companionship from a girl that's exotic, fiercely loyal, and actually loves me, not just sex, sex, sex and more sex.
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>"Get up, Anonymous!"
>"It's time to go a viking!"
>"Allt þetta enska gull skal vera okkar!"
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Is suffocating in rata fluff the best way to die?
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>>50713588
>No, I don't think I will.
>Den här ekorre ska jag knulla nu
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>>50714102
I want to play her now.
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>>50714236
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Good night, anons. Don't burn down the thread.
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>When she remembers where she stashed her nuts from last year
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Holsts have 2 moods:
>Calm and content
>Curious and playful

Minos have 3 moods:
>Tired and relaxed
>Defensive and alert
>Angry and aggressive

Say you're on a farm with both holsts and minos. The minos are protective of the holsts.

The holsts will come up to you and be friendly and playful. If there's a mino present, she'll have her eyes on you, practically never blinking. She maintains her defensive stance which is getting closer to you but still maintaining some distance. You can tell a mino is in her defensive stance because she won't be facing, instead always keeping her side facing you, like a broadside if you will, but her eyes are locked on 100%. You'll now it's you she's focused on because if you try to get in front of the mino or behind her, she'll turn to keep her side to you. You should be extremely careful because you're just 2 steps away from being attacked. The final warning you get a mino is when she, in that stance, starts snorting heavy air out her nose in anger. It's her essentially telling you "the red line has been crossed, go away now or else." After which, if you don't leave, you'll get attacked.

When all this is happening the holsts are completely oblivious to what's going on. So they'll keep being friendly with you and fawning over you or asking you questions and stuff. This presents a problem because the holsts won't want to let you go because they want to talk and play. The longer you interact with them, the more the mino will aggro because she's trying to protect the holsts. So you're basically on a timer. Now, you can attempt to appease the mino by offering her sweet treats; this is hit and miss if it'll work or not. If it fails, you're still fine as long as you vacate the area quickly but never turning your back to her. Also, if there are multiple minos present, they aggro much slower. So you've got much more time to spend with the holsts before one of them starts to get angry, and it'll usually be the head mino that does, but it can be any one of them. They don't feel as threatened when there's a larger group; that's why they aggro slower.

Minos don't like being approached on their own either, so if you just bypass the holsts and go for the mino, you'll get the same reaction as if you were to talk to the holsts. Except in this case, the mino will show no interest in talk or play. She'll be on alert the entire time, axe in hand.

Of course, all of this changes one you're part of the herd as their mate, their husband. Then the minos will defend you like they defend the holsts.

The minos are secretly playful and curious just like the holsts and will play and talk with the holsts and any future hushand but only when there are no threats or unknown entities around.
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>>50714864
What about Ushis?
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>>50715054
I don't think ushi-onis live on farms, anon
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>>50715343
DatsRacist.gif
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>>50716074
Jungle monkey spiders don't do well on farms. Too much inherent aggression.
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>>50716211
And that aggression comes out in the smoothest, silkiest, BESTEST milk!
Plus REGULAR cows give birth to 1 baby cow at a time, while SPIDER COWS can lay dozens of cow eggs at once! You're leaving money on the table as a dairy farmer when you have pathetic 2 legged cows when the MIGHTY SIX LEGGED MILK MASHEEN is available to you to MAXIMIZE PRODUCTION!
Spider Milk Farms is not responsible for the following effects of acquiring Ushis:
>Deforestation
>Explosive "rabbit-like" reproduction cycles
>Massive waves of kidnapped Anons
>Mofu addiction
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It is a genuine tragedy that there is so little art of Malef Dragons
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>>50716380
It's because malefs are shit.

See pic related for a REAL dragon
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>>50716074
It's the truth. Ushi-onis prefer to live solitary lives in caves up in the mountains, away from society.
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>>50683576
I wanna be brutally raped by a sun charged troll
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>>50716392
Pish-tosh! How's that even make sense? You're never going to find a husband that way.
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>>50716459
They have no problem finding husbands. When the lust builds up, they just descend upon the towns and wrap them up in their silk and carry them off to their dens. Ushi-onis don't really care if you consent or not. They just take what they want. But outside those interactions, they prefer to live alone and later, alone with their husbands, away from the prying eyes of society.
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>>50716481
What about modernity? How many Ushis can live innawoods when everything's a factory farm, city, or suburb?
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>>50710010
>I don't like capy because it's all porn
nah the real problem there is the lack of creativity. every single /mge/ thread is a repeat of the last. 90% of the posts are just repeats. the only thing original is the work latenight is doing. people claimed the threads here were repetitive back in the day. that shit aint got nothin on braindead bland ass posts over in /mge/. im done with that place now. boring enough itd kill a chesh
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>>50716594
LN is literally just riffing on what Anons are posting. How can you say he's doing something new if the Anons his stuff is based on are not?
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>>50716593
Subsidized housing and government welfare. They're too rapey to work. Their husband's pelvises are crushed to the point they can't work either. Government just pays them to keep to themselves in isolated communities. Then whenever someone is crazy enough to want an ushi-oni for a wife, they just drop them off near the town, and the rest takes care of itself. It keeps them from venturing into the city.
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>>50716594
>every single /mge/ thread is a repeat of the last.
Isn't that exactly what the old threads were? A collection of different anons ritual posting.
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>>50716601
yeah theres a few posts here and there that are original but its drown out with the repetitive shit. i don't know how as an artist he has the patience for it. i dont need to see 50 images of fucking hagposting tanukis or of hebis every damn thread. worse then the fox posters that used to plagued this place.
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>>50716605
i feel like its worse over there now. like more people are doing it to a greater extent. the 5 images allowed per post definitely contributes to it.

id complain over there about it and not here but i know ill get a perma if i do. sorry for polluting this gay thread of yours with my bitching
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>>50716629
It's okay, bitching reminds me of the good old days like the anon who complained about a sentient carrot.
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Still thinking about getting brutal raped by a sun charged troll. Bonus points if she's extra "smelly" with those troll pheromones and sweaty too!
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>>50716656
>brutal rape
Grim.
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>>50716662
Not really, I want it to happen
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>acclimating an ancient pharaoh to modern "peasant" life because she doesn't have means to form a kingdom anymore and all her valuables were hauled off by archeologists to museums in foreign countries years ago
she's gonna be wilding out when she sees that you can turn a knob and water comes out of the walls through a pipe
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>>50716619
>i don't know how as an artist he has the patience for it.
Generally well-adjusted adults can handle seeing other people having fun with the toys they like without throwing a tantrum.
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>>50716759
Not him but you see the irony of saying that about a place that is very strict about what you can post, yeah?
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>>50716759
>Generally well-adjusted adults
Those don't exist on capy.
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>>50716679
I think there's a doujin with almost exactly that premise, but the girl was a cat-eared Bast-like of course.
On a sidenote you also made me remember that old cartoon series where king tut's mummy was living in a museum. Good times.
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>>50716759
Wasn't that the whole point of moving to Capybarachan?
Because anons couldn't handle seeing other people having fun, so they fled to a bunker with heavy-handed moderation. Because apparently using the built-in filter feature was too difficult for them to figure out.
Because they couldn't go with day without having autistic meltdowns because someone posted femdom or maledom or hinted about a faint whisper of the potentiality of a monster girl pretending to be a prostitute.

Everyone who had those daily meltdowns is over on Capybarachan now, and the only thing keeping them in check is a moderator who spends his entire day there, ready to ban anyone who steps out of line even a little bit.
I'm glad they're gone. It's cosy here now.
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>>50716679
>Pharaoh upset
>Crying at night because she's no longer a queen
>Everything of hers is gone
>You try to comfort her
"I'm sorry, sweetie...
>You hold her close to you as her tears stain your shirt
"I know it's not worth much, but... you'll always be the queen of my heart. You'll always be a queen to me."
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You know the funny thing is, these threads talk about capy all the time but capy doesn't talk about these threads, ever.
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>>50716834
Used to. But you get banned for it over there if you do.
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>>50716834
I mean, what is there to talk about? /mge/ goes through 1000 posts in around 5 days while this thread is close to not meeting the 14 days bump limit, not to mention all remaining OC makers jumping ship. The migration is a done thing now and all that's left is a couple of psychopaths still not accepting the fact that anons are not obligated to put up with their shit.
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>>50716834
Reminds me of the early post-hack days when a good chunk of the gacha general I main decided to stay on an altchan and an almost identical fag was doomposting about growth, discoverability, etc. There's an equilibrium between the two places now with both places alive, crossposting and the occasional slapfight between exclusives. Hope it will be the same here but who knows, maybe the doomfag will be proven right in this particular case.
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>the real /mgt/ finally wins out over the forced, fake /mgt/ made by spiteful capyfags
>capyfags invade this thread to shitpost about capy immediately after
>"boy, you sure do like to talk about capy a lot!"
Everyone can see right through this. We won. You lost. No one was talking about capy here until you ilk showed up a couple days ago. Go back to your little CP-ridden hole
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>>50716871
I would certainly hope that the /jp/ threads eventually recover, but with people like >50716881 around I don't see that happening any time soon. Let the rest of us make the effort, though.
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Only way this place gets better is if you embrace the giant, man eating worm. Worm solves all things
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>>50716908
>have childhood friend sandworm
>build a treehouse
>she can't get up, much sad!
>build a cargo lift
>much happy!
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>>50716913
One day, she'll be big enough to eat you AND the tree!
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>>50716908
I don't know anon, her topology is better suited for embracing me not the other way around
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>>50716917
Not with that attitude you can't. You sound like a quitter.
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>>50716953
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>>50716871
>gacha general
Now look at old /mgt/ from archives, this thread and the capy thread and ask yourself it there's enough anons to go around for two alive threads like with gachafags.
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>>50716861
I like how you keep making these posts about how all that's left are anons nobody wants but somehow you still have to stay here angry over this place existing and telling us how great a place we can't post is.
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>>50716984
There's always some stragglers showing up who need to be guided to the promised land
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>>50717022
Do you think they like cait sith there.
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>>50717082
Monoeyes are ugly!
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goodbye, koturday.
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>>50717542
We've still got 5 hours, what are you talking about?
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>>50714864
Imagine being sandwiched between those two cows. Heaven...
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>>50717572
Yeah but what if they were lolis? They have em... butts! Yeah.
haha you should ignore tits because loli butt is better, sags less. I am not a baphomet but they have the best ones.
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>>50717572
>Anon gets TWO cows?
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>>50717693
>I am not a baphomet but they have the best ones.
Gonna have to Press X to doubt on that one. And if you're not, you're most certainly one of her witches simping for her bapho

>>50717714
What, you think all the other lonely cows on the farm are just gonna let one have all the fun?
No, they're gonna join in
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>>50714964
I will not allow aliens to abduct my holsts and minos!
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>>50713746
No, that squirrel is mine!
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>>50714002
Do we not have Kurama as a monster fox girl yet?
Or any of the other tailed beasts as monster girls for that matter?
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>>50716656
Other than getting horny, what happens when one sniffs a troll?
How potent is their troll smell?
Can it cause hallucinations?
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>>50718148
>what happens when one sniffs a troll?
Depends. Is she waiting in line and you take a big whiff of her booty hole?
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>>50718233
Eww no, not her butthole. You sniff her neck and hair as you go in for a hug
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Anubis > Pharaoh
Shirohebi > Ryu
Familiar > Baphomet

Are there any other cases where the underling completely mogs her boss?
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The Pharaoh's guards and court are corrupt.

I trespassed into the Royal Palace where I was promptly apprehended by one of the anubis guards. She said she wouldn't take me to prison if I let her make out with me. But then she took me to prison anyways, and then said I'd have to do it again if I want to be released. So again, I let her violate my mouth with her slimy, canine tongue of hers. Then after her getting a little rough with me by feeling me up and giving me a few light bites to the neck and arm. She escorted me out from the prison and dropped me off at a hotel and promptly left. But not before she gave me a note with an address. It said I have to pay her $5,000 by the end of the week, or else she'll come to arrest me for my crime and formally report it on the books.

What the fuck?
I don't have that kind of money, and she gave me the impression that if I did what she said that she'd let it all slide. I'm being fucking blackmailed.
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Anubis tummy looks so lickable
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>>50718783
Would she lick your tummy? Would you want her to?
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>>50718799
Canines love to lick things all over. So absolutely yes she's gonna lick yours as well, among other things
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>winter cow
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>>50719884
What does she think she's covering with her hand?
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>>50719895
Her breasts obviously!
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Why are they so evil?
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>>50719895
White horns, just like centaurs, in MGE have two pussies. One in the back where the horse position is. And one in the front where the human position is.
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No mamono Vagina. I will only accept anal.
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>>50720032
Sneksual frustration
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>>50720080
But would you accept monster tail?
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Springtime is approaching, and you know what the means?
The tippy tapping of harpy talons on your roof!
And mating season. It's mating season for them. Don't venture outside during the day if you don't want to get divebombed by a horny harpy.
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>>50720137
>flightless bird
0 concern
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>>50720080
You WILL have vaginal intercourse with a mamono.
You WILL have babies.
And you WILL be happy!
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Next Stop: Moo Moo Milk Farm

"All Aboard!!!"
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>>50720254
Someday I will find the legendary Ushi Oni Milk Farm.
Someday.
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>>50720264
It's hidden deep in a mountain valley. And there's no way to climb the mountains to get to it nor is there a mountain pass that leads you to it. The only way to this forgotten, mystical vale is through a complex cave system. The ushi-onis all know how to get through it, but for travelers who've never stepped foot inside, it's a labyrinth. And the only way to successfully scale its cliffs inside is with strong ropes made with ushi-oni, black silk. It's the only silk strong enough to handle the sharp edges of the rock inside the cave. All the while, the cave is haunted with ghosts and is populated with uncivilized minos looking to prey upon those intrepid souls and claim them for their own before they ever reach the vale.

But if you make to the Vale of Ushis, you're in for quite a treat. The most beautiful flora and fauna that can't be found anywhere else in the world. Magnificent waterfalls, forests, and picturesque scenes everywhere. And in the far corner of the valley is the Ushiville. A large, sprawling town where homes are built into the mountainsides, suspended bridges, suspended buildings, and numerous farms down below. Populated almost exclusively by Ushi-Onis and their husbands. Though there are a handful of holsts, minos, and hakus that've made their home here. And if you're wondering, yes, they have wifi.
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>>50716815
>anon attempts romance
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Thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms
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>Cheshire cat catching a dangerously high cortisol spike while jestermaxxing a moid on his first visit to Wonderland
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Speaking of the MGE how come you can't buy an onahole of all your favorite girls to KCs exacting standards?
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>>50720414
You'd never be able to meet those standards because monster pussy is just so good, no onahole could ever compare, even in the slighest.
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>>50714236
I'm gonna tell her that her outfit is lame and not practical.
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>>50713103
>Pre-hack and post-hack user count on 4chan is the same
Bruh...
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>>50720558
Posts a day? I think a lot of that was certain anons circle jerking ritual posts with each other.
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Fun Mamono Fact:
lol jk I pooped my pants
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>>50720558
>post count
Not him, but I think it has more to do with the new captcha system in place. It's a lot better at preventing bots from posting. Said captcha was put in place shortly after the hack, and we really don't have any bots anymore
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>>50720254
I'm stepping onto that bus.
I know what will happen if I do, and I'm ready for it.
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>>50720404
Gen Alpha chesh would be too much for to handle
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I think it's official. I have Bovine Brain
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What are you doing in this situation?
What happens next?
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>>50721203
>literal shitpost
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>>50722178
>What happens next?
High-impact cheek rubbing, hugs, uppies and maybe a noogie
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>>50722178
Can I do better? Does this lock me into the alice route?
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We should post more cats. Purple ones.
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>>50722642
The moment you squished her cheeks like that you've locked into the Alice Route. You cannot switch allegiances or quit quest line. There's no way to auto-fail the quest line either from inactivity. And no other quest line can be started until you've finished the Alice Route.
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>>50722764
Your purple cat is stuck up a tree and too arrogant to ask for help coming down.
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>>50722764
I'll post more purple cats, but they will be Gen Alpha cats: >>50720404
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>>50713588
>Viking rata hands me a wooden shield and a war axe
>Tells me if I want to marry her to go defeat the frost giant terrorizing the villagers a few miles north of the mead hall she resides at
>Says that if I come back in triumph many glorious songs will be sung in my honor and I'll be given lots of gold, mead, and her hand in marriage
Is this just some elaborate blind dating scheme to get me to lose to and get forced into marriage to her frost giant friend, or is this a genuine quest to win her over? Because this sounds like something more akin to what a bapho would request to see if I was a worthy mate or not. At the very least, this rata has some bapho far up in her genetic lineage.
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One last rata post before I hit the hay. Hopefluffy I wake up to being borderline suffocated by rata fluff
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>>50722925
My hand in marriage to the first man that brings me the giants head!

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