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Yesterday Aya gave a boy some chocolates. He looked so happy, like that moment would stick with him for the rest of his life. Today he's out holding hands with some other girl. As if yesterday hadn't meant anything.
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Don't worry, Aya prefers older ones anyway. At least compared to other tengu...
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>>50684079
That didn't happen.
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>>50684079
Aya really should've known that village boys are raised to be polite even to youkai, but that their hearts are already set on the wonderful fairy maiden they yearn for.
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>>50684079
It really is a shame that villagers and outsiders are so loose. They'd throw themselves to any cute girl
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Aya would mistake someone trying to let her down gently as them just being shy and then make a big scene in public when she finds out they weren't reciprocating.
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>>50684079
>Yesterday Aya gave a boy some chocolates.
Aren't boys supposed to give out chocolates on some other day?
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>>50690547
Yes, I will be giving Aya chocolates on March 14th.
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>>50690984
Kinda gay, dude.
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>>50684079
This wouldn't have happened if she were a BOY. Everyone knows male crow tengus are better lovers than their female counterparts, and not only that, they have flatter chest, bigger hips, thicker thighs, their voices are more feminine, their peepees are fun-sized, and thanks to recent development in magic, thanks to the great magician Patchouli, even they can get pregnant from their human husband's seed and are even more fertile than their female counterparts.
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Why is Megumu crying again?
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FUCK TENGU
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>>50693956
A tengu has been notified of your location and will arrive shortly
Please submit the baby names within 30 days
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>>50693972
didnt think tengu would let you pick the name of your tengulets. have there been some kind of progressive movement advocating for husband rights?
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>>50694003
The panorama for men rights in Gensokyo is that grim?
https://x.com/Hispania_Semper/status/2024483194746106128
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>>50694003
i want to sniff that tummy
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>>50694014
it is for crow tengu husbands at least.
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Imagine if Tengu cooperated with Lunarians in their Information Gathering Initiative.
If Tengu weren't so backwards, they could utilize yuImAn technology to automate husband hunting.
easy to produce dossier on every potential human bachelor.
yeah, I know some tengu would just spend all their spare time with an artificial boyfriend, but imagine the possibilities!
all they have to do is provide the trustworthy kappa just a s m a l l f e e and they would have everything they, soon™.
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>>50694022
Is being a wolves husband any better?
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>>50694022
bite marks build character
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>>50694031
hes more than welcome to name one, coming up with names becomes pretty hard after the second litter.
>>50694034
the biting means she likes you a lot!
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>>50694034
I'll bite her back to see how she likes it
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>>50694068
hope you agreed on a safeword.
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>>50694068
Don't do that it makes them rape you way harder.
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>>50694068
Would feel like getting gently nibbled on. Pretty sure you'd chip your teeth before getting through her skin.
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FUCK BIRDS
FUCK DOGS
FUCK ALL TENGU
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Scratching behind a wolf tengu's ears
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>>50694074
play fighting with momiji then licking each other's wounds!
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>>50694028
>If Tengu weren't so backwards
Actually its mentioned they are the most advanced species technologically speaking in Gensokyo, even more than humans in the outside world, it's just that they don't flash their tech like kappa, keeping it to only the capital of theirs at the summit of their mountain.
>Why don't they use guns
1. They are so fast, aiming and shooting any gun is more cumbersome to them than just rushing in with a sword
2. They can manipulate wind
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Tengu are dorks
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Tengu are evil
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>>50684079
Aya is a third-rate reporter with a fourth-rate newspaper.
She should've known better than to think she had any chance with a village boy she didn't even have permission to talk to since they're already assigned to better, more important tengu.
I hope she's prepared for the inevitable PIP the daitengu will put her on during her next performance review...
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>>50707337
Hatate stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
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>>50707337
why are you posting endings, hatate?
that's illegal!
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Imagine being sold to a wolf tengu
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I know you can btfo kappas after making them spill their water by bowing. Is there a similar trick for tengus ? There's a pack of them near my place and you can't go out without risking to be abducted and forced to eat shit.
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>>50708325
A life of getting chomped on
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>>50708399
They are easily tricked. Just use your brain, stupid. If you let yourself be captured by them then you deserved it.
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>>50708695
Good to know, it won't be a problem to find some lies to tell to their face to be left unscathed.
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>>50708695
"why of course mister human, my biggest fear is being inseminated by a human and raising a dozen half-breeds alongside him"
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>>50708695
>The tengu replies by answering truthfully
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>>50709268
A tengu can't lie if you double dog dare them.
It's the secret hack the daitengu don't want you to know.
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>>50708753
Trying to snare a wolf may get you snared by a wolf
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Release the Aya files!
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>>50711097
she'll snap you up faster than you can blink and you'll never be seen again
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>>50684234
Hatate is a shotacon

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