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Yesterday Aya gave a boy some chocolates. He looked so happy, like that moment would stick with him for the rest of his life. Today he's out holding hands with some other girl. As if yesterday hadn't meant anything.
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>>50684079
That didn't happen.
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>>50690984
Kinda gay, dude.
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>>50684079
This wouldn't have happened if she were a BOY. Everyone knows male crow tengus are better lovers than their female counterparts, and not only that, they have flatter chest, bigger hips, thicker thighs, their voices are more feminine, their peepees are fun-sized, and thanks to recent development in magic, thanks to the great magician Patchouli, even they can get pregnant from their human husband's seed and are even more fertile than their female counterparts.
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>>50693972
didnt think tengu would let you pick the name of your tengulets. have there been some kind of progressive movement advocating for husband rights?
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>>50694003
The panorama for men rights in Gensokyo is that grim?
https://x.com/Hispania_Semper/status/2024483194746106128
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>>50694003
i want to sniff that tummy
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>>50694014
it is for crow tengu husbands at least.
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Imagine if Tengu cooperated with Lunarians in their Information Gathering Initiative.
If Tengu weren't so backwards, they could utilize yuImAn technology to automate husband hunting.
easy to produce dossier on every potential human bachelor.
yeah, I know some tengu would just spend all their spare time with an artificial boyfriend, but imagine the possibilities!
all they have to do is provide the trustworthy kappa just a s m a l l f e e and they would have everything they, soon™.
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>>50694031
hes more than welcome to name one, coming up with names becomes pretty hard after the second litter.
>>50694034
the biting means she likes you a lot!
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>>50694068
hope you agreed on a safeword.
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>>50694028
>If Tengu weren't so backwards
Actually its mentioned they are the most advanced species technologically speaking in Gensokyo, even more than humans in the outside world, it's just that they don't flash their tech like kappa, keeping it to only the capital of theirs at the summit of their mountain.
>Why don't they use guns
1. They are so fast, aiming and shooting any gun is more cumbersome to them than just rushing in with a sword
2. They can manipulate wind
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>>50684079
Aya is a third-rate reporter with a fourth-rate newspaper.
She should've known better than to think she had any chance with a village boy she didn't even have permission to talk to since they're already assigned to better, more important tengu.
I hope she's prepared for the inevitable PIP the daitengu will put her on during her next performance review...
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I know you can btfo kappas after making them spill their water by bowing. Is there a similar trick for tengus ? There's a pack of them near my place and you can't go out without risking to be abducted and forced to eat shit.
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>>50708325
A life of getting chomped on
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>>50708399
They are easily tricked. Just use your brain, stupid. If you let yourself be captured by them then you deserved it.
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>>50708695
"why of course mister human, my biggest fear is being inseminated by a human and raising a dozen half-breeds alongside him"
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>>50708695
>The tengu replies by answering truthfully
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>>50709268
A tengu can't lie if you double dog dare them.
It's the secret hack the daitengu don't want you to know.
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>>50711097
she'll snap you up faster than you can blink and you'll never be seen again