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Oh yeah, I win >>50692699

/djt/ - dead japanese thread

I admit, I might be having too much fun winning these threads.

>>50692825
lol

never understood why people eat cucumber skin, its really bitter

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>リ
:O

>>50692430
brazy how the loony pretending to be someone isnt half as crazy as the real guy

tkyosam always acts like hes this cool guy when hes clearly not makes me think he has schizophrenia would explain the weight gain

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>>50692905
>リ
>look inside
>ㇾ

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>>50692905
just like in my animes

>>50692914
ピㇼカ my beloved :3

>>50692905
the obsession they have with making costumes, hair color etc 1:1 to the anime is bizarre. do they think viewers wont be able to recognize which character this is otherwise? it always looks like cheap terrible cosplay

>>50692906
think he just rqed after someone linked the archive post about him getting friends or whatever lmao

>>50692932
lol

doesnt unko live near oosaka where the pitch accent is all fucked up and shit

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>>50692930
absolutely :3

need me a japanese minority gf

this but remove the last 3 letters in the second last word

lol

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/120355/the-ultimate-tokyo-subway-quiz
if you can't get a perfect score on this you don't know japanese

>minority
:/
>minor
:D

subway is overpriced slop
their cookies are nice tho

yeah inflation killed it

>>50692972
>character is a child
>lets cast a 20 something year old
yawn

>>50692972
>>50692905
she looks like a crip

>>50692905
I think its Ainu spelling and the small Ri is the way to write the standalone r sound without any vocal.
Her name is Ashirpa.
>>50692922
And her's Pirka.

>>50692773
Current thread: #4227

Previous threads:
>>50680719 #4226
>>50670171 #4225
>>50656000 #4224

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>>50693013
crip crap crop :3

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>half the show is about ainu culture and customs
>cast random regular nip from saitima to play the main ainu character
holy based lol

>saitima

yeah i meant saitama sorry you couldnt figure that out

oh i figured out youre retarded alright

めざといアノンだこと_(:3｣ ∠)_

did you figure out why your mother didnt abort you yet

>Ctrl+C
0(:3 )～ ('､3_ヽ)_

>yet
lil bro...

lil retard cant even understand basic english. the thing that is yet to happen is the figuring out. hope that helped!

lil fetus is retarded

>>50693069
lol

>>50693074
learn english and help yourself

>>50693050
wow she's incredibly hot

>>50693083
learn how to tie a noose and help yourself

shes like a 3.5/10

>>50693085
lol esl mad

最timmy

thats me

>>50692825
penis envy caused this clip

wish shed envy my penis specifically

https://x.com/amanemikan888/status/2024816515003068526

the 2.5次元Vtuber situation is crazy

>>50693139
holy

>>50693139
moly :3

disgusting whore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vOaMzqNzOs

stop giggling you whores

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>>50693192

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what kind of semantic shift is this, jfc

https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2024835098474844400
oh no!

>>50693240
where you start to count makes it ambigous what the second ude is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RgLQ_0Ars

>>50693240
one of the most braindead posts ive ever seen in these thread

just say 上腕 or 上膊 like a normal person

>>50693247
>>50693251
just make up your mind which ude is the ni and go with it.
If I'm reading a document from transitionary era when both meanings could apply, how am I to know what the writer meant

jowan? jowan?

giovanni

had a friend in elementary school named jovan (yo-van) he was a rat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miax0Jpe5mA

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>>50693283

>>50693170
RAPE

reasonable response

>>50693296
fun fact: the booty shots? that's a dude

リーズナブル

so who is dick/ass sniffer faggot guy? its obviously a regular

is yo momma nigga

https://x.com/TruthFairy131/status/2024445417849823540

oh my hitler so trad based and redpilled please marry me

https://x.com/omoroitwt1985/status/2024676917828604295

>2025年男子の草食化が進み女たちの欲求不満は頂点に達し、男を求めて凶悪化した女たちによる無差別男狩が始まった。SEXに興味津々の思春期の女子○校生達は立ち上がり、「SEXを返せ！」「愛はいらない！男が欲しい！」近未来のSEXデモを起こす。素晴らしく残酷な女子校生たち…久々の安達かおる超バイオレンス作品。

Show me ur bolls

https://youtu.be/x3hOiOcbgeA?t=10
random japanese spotted

oh hi mark

vgh the master race

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what level of inbreeding causes this at a scale that it's immediately obvious he's british

maybe a bee stung him on his jaw

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>588k views
jojo queer dears...

>>50693810
anime went from cool shit to this but this aint so bad

kys

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>>50693048

>>50694026
braindead creative choices

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https://x.com/3opx8_/status/2024758511616635000

what was that new flashcard tool that was more simple and text based than anki

>>50694097
https://github.com/eudoxia0/hashcards

>>50694102
thanks that was it

>>50694102
>Content Addressable: cards are identified by the hash of their text. This means a card's progress is reset when the card is edited.
gaaaaaayyyy

>>50694109
yeah no idea why the fuck you'd build it like that

vibe coded

>>50694103
nice you finally see the genius in it

ive seen jav girls talk about how they love kpop and its literally porn too

>>50694136
i've tried it just now and im not going to use it after all; i thought it would be useful for some quick llm generated knowledge bits but it's literally more cumbersome than anki which is scriptable and extendable

afraid this program isn't a solution to anything actually except some guy not wanting to run anki, you see this sometimes where programmers try to optimize for really dumb useless shit instead of just doing things that work like anki

>>50694139
baited for this response

could have just used the md filename as the card id instead of the hash

困ったニュース：
new srs won't make you better at japanese

wonder if queeran is still repping his idiot cards

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quizmaster face reveal

he'd be fatter

困ったニュース：
srs won't make you better at japanese

isnt he russian though

quiz is fluent in english, german, russian and japanese. he's a bonafide polyglot and that's why djt hates him.

>>50694226
never thought of it that way

>>50694200
that's not the russian flag

hate em cause they aint em simple ass

yeah wish i were queef

*was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK6BfwjRpfc

hate it when i got a pube in my mouth and i cant get it out

tell him to shave next time

>>50694276
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZuwvfmHAWA

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/2024360405209161728/pu/vid/avc1/1922x1068/1b4e6aLjoTP1CF__.mp4

click? i think not

My Boyfriend Holds Me to a Standard in Bed That I Set Many Years Ago. I Wish He Would Just Forget.

click is actually a pretty great movie to be quite honest famalam

I wish only for all beings to be liberated from their suffering

>>50694226
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/StqhoTUt2z0

just randomly saw this haha this guy speaks all my languages and better english and japanese at least but my german and russian is better i wager

>>50694373
his german fucking sucks

>>50694289
hecking wholesome

>>50694400
i admit i thought he was just another random "polyglot" speaking everything at b1 level and i was shocked when i saw him find a japanese guy and bust out perfect japanese until i found out he's half japanese and grew up in japan lol

>>50694411
every polyglot speaks at least one language well - just like everyone else

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good evening djt

i can run mgs delta snake eater at 60fps 1080p. this computer is pretty good.

>>50694428
nice dude nice but play a better game

shit eater

>>50694428
wotp
忍び寄る

>>50694434
like Death Stranding?

yeah dude, play yoku's island express instead

there's something kinda nice about innocent autistic positivity about simple things

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>>50694026
ロリㇼパ based ;3

>>50694445
thats why we love nora

>>50694476
yeah we do :3

Why won't Toromi post with a trip?

>>50694497
if that trip is what's keeping you tied to DJT, that's pretty pathetic :3

>>50694506
?

>>50694191
wonder if he knows all the tokyo subway stations like me

Feels good controlling the thread

you think you're in control?

>>50694571
yuuuup >>50692699

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I sorta regret going so hard on the listening immersion and ignoring vocab decks early on. Now I understand words but have no idea what they look like. Easy enough to fix but a pita in the meantime

>>50694630
Reading is much harder than listening. I hate the people who push the idea that it's the other way around.

>>50694630
You're not a real person btw

>i hate the people
very christian

>>50694628
wow you're pathetic, lol

>>50694638
I do not literally hate those people kek
>>50694639
Just showing lil romeo who's boss ;)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EU_AqEQERg8
love me a happy pooch

>>>/wsg/6096777
i-immersion? :O

>>50694667
（∪＾ω＾）baw-wow-oh!

Love me some easy DJT wins

rtk hasnt been the meta for like 6 years at least

>chapter eleventh of djt
(； ･`д･´)

>>50694689
>So none of you guys have actually read RTK? great thanks for recommending this shit. WTF is that stroke order too?
The RTK was a method of semantic memorization, back when OCR and quick dictionary look-ups weren't a thing. It's obviously outdated.
>JS of course standing for 女子小生 So Asuka from eva in her ribbon outfit
Very funny. JS stands for Japanese Ship and Asuka obviously comes from the famous Asuka village in Nara.

thoughts on 合法 JKs?

not enough of a difference between an 18 year old and a 22-27 year old to warrant spending the tortuous time when ur dick isnt inside

(ΦωΦ)meow meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=othD6L2GTwQ

>>50694691
I know, right now I'm doing kanken. And for the "meaning" part of that (meaning is only on of the like 12 sections)
I'm first semantically classifying every kanji with a local LLM into one of 20 different major categories, then I'm going to further categorize them and finily learn the true meaning.
The benefit to this you can go though and flashcard 5000 kanji in a few days and get to reading, but you have a much more general understanding. The upside is that you notice (depending on what you read that) "hey I'm fine with "2 Flora \& Fauna Living things in the immediate environment. Tree, flower, leaf, bird, fish." being general" but I'd like to further clarify "20 Abstract Relations Logical connections and similarities. Same, different, together, alone."
So in practice you systematically and drastically cut down the amount of kanji you have to study without the lag of mining.

>>50694729
Do you want to see my butthole or not?

>>50694102
>>50694139
at first glance yea this seems like an educational project for the creator more than anything useful to everybody else

yeah especially cause its written in rust. dont see why you wouldnt just write in python it would be 10 times easier for the same result.

>kurea hasumi
>alice otsu
>yuri honma
>akari niimura
>jun mizukawa
what do they all have in common?

dont know or care about jav jyoyuu stfu

>>50694778
nice asses

How many weeks of duolingo will it take for me to become fluent in Japanese assuming that I know almost nothing

>>50694800
you cant become fluent from duolingo but this is just bait so whatever fuck you

>>50694804
What's better then? lingodeer? or I saw some youtube videos on learning JP if I combine that with duolingo can I get good?

>>50694800
All that matters is hours. 5 hours of japanese a day -> 60 weeks. 15 minutes of japanese a day -> 1200 weeks

>>50694804
You will run out of duolingo after some 100 odd hours.

>>50694809
Do all three. Also jerk off to japanese pornography, read japanese bedtime stories to your children, send emails in japanese to your clients. It's all hours man.

>>50694809
you need to listen to and read japanese content for thousands of hours to be able to understand it. you cant learn a language through an app.

>>50694812
Okay I guess ill just take it really slow and look at more resources.
> Also jerk off to japanese pornography, read japanese bedtime stories to your children, send emails in japanese to your clients
TFW unemployed, no kids and alread jerk it to jav 70ish % of the time :(

>>50694813
What's the point of apps then man sigh, what about if I was just learning to speak it and not worrying about like reading/writing it

>>50694820
output skills evolve through input skills
but you already knew that

>>50694820
the point is to squeeze money out of people that think it'd be cool to know a language but are too lazy and/or stupid to put the time into learning it.
>what about if I was just learning to speak it and not worrying about like reading/writing it
learning japanese without learning kanji is basically impossible unless you live in japan and even then the vast majority of people fail miserably and never just magically "pick it up"

>>50694831
>output skills evolve through input skills
I don't know what the difference is
>>50694829
Hmm this might be tricky cuz I don't really like talking to people

>>50694832
>learning japanese without learning kanji is basically impossible
Does this mean I should learn the writing before learning to speak it?

>>50694844
Learn kanji in parallel. In the meantime, find resources with furigana or use tools that add them.

>>50694850
hmm ok thank you for advice I guess I go check archives and figure this out properly

>>50694745
>Do you want to see my butthole or not?
Let's see it.

>>50694820
Listen to unscripted material. not saying anime dramas games etc are bad, but they're usually missing natural speech markers like "um" "let's see" "oh that's cool!" "oh that sucks" filler. try podcasts or other conversation formats

>>50694869
Thank you that's good advice, I drive trucks 10-12 hours a day so I have lots of time for podcasts

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me and moe

>podcasts
ngmi kek

>>50694881
>I drive trucks 10-12 hours a day
is holo from spice and wolf your waifu?

>asking people to bare their butthole for you
I know that's not christian, but I can't find a verse directly against it...

just heard 世話になったな as せわいなったな

grok fix this

ngl this ketsu guy is the weirdest mofo i've ever seen on djt and i've been here since 2017

Big oof, enjoy your ban lmfao

any other 2017 bros here?

>>50694909
Who asked?
>>50694921
Yes, feel free to follow in Toromi's footsteps lol

And just like that, he's gone lol

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おはよう

さくらみながら安酒を飲もうの会

開催します

よさそうなエロ同人見つけたと思ったらショタものでした
かなり落ち込んでる
ちなみに最後のレスが二時間前らしいけどなんでスレがこんなに死んでんの？

>>50695175
show me your hairy penis

やだよ

japan is fkn dying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TuDfCBZPlg

japanese call pegging "reverse anal"

id get reverse analed no homo tho

why are jvloggers predominantly white?

https://x.com/HidekiKamiya_X/status/2025040184614728119
cope seethe and clench lol

https://3dxforum.com/index.php?/topic/9706-the-japanese-version-of-kama-sutra/

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bro found the ４８手

>>50695247
oh my science shes just like me

>>50695253
https://x.com/Adscience12000/status/2024945143217049842

5/10 max

>>50695247
so fucking what????????????????????????????????? what about it??????????????????????????

saw the best explanation for japans declining birth rate

animals dont breed in captivity

any explanation of a global phenomenon appealing to the particulars of an instance of it is retarded

speaking of which i got a new theory about it actually
i was thinking that maybe people stopped having children because nobody has any money and women are even more annoying than they used to be

for me she's an 8 love me a hapa

the freest societies have the lowest birth rates

and the least free societies have the highest crazy how wrong 05 is

what are you on about india is super free

i was on vacation in zanzibar which has a decent birthrate and people were free to mostly do nothing all day or go fishing once a week and make a living off of that
modern freedom is enslavement

>>50695326
its below replacement fertility it was higher when it was less free and democratic

>>50695320
https://x.com/Pioneerszn/status/2024990054892867913

>>50695324
free society in itself is an oxymoron
true freedom is freedom from society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUx9A9dM7FU
yooo more ufotable tales of coming?

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white piggu come home.

>>50695327
pretty sure the women arent free which is what matters

shikoku and touhoku both seem really cool
if i had to move to japan i would definitely pick one of those two regions

>>50695369
whats the reason?
climate wise it seems nicer than others

>>50695372
they had a female president in a muslim country shit was weird but they all seemed carefree

no geoarbitrage theres a reason noones moving there

>>50695380
too many mountains
infrastructure is terrible
everyone is fleeing to the big cities which shikoku has none of

they tried to subsidise the island but everyone keeps leaving

>>50695398
>too many mountains
based sounds like they need my austrian expertise

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japan is beyond fucked economically

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I can't believe it. I've lost the DJT...

>>50695403
money doesnt exist and gdp doesnt measure anything of actual value

get off government gibs before posting garbage like that you parasite

money is quite literally a measure of socially recognized value

gdp goes down if women choose to be housewives but it generates immense value for society
andrew yang already said this

who cares every country has like 5 times their gdp in debt these days

#YangGang

>>50695354
the previous one was complete ass other than looking good so hopefully not

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>>50695416
they don't and none anywhere near that unenviable position face a demographic crisis as dire as japan that erases any hope of future gdp growth arresting and reversing the trend

the japanese government is scrambling while investors flee and households get squeezed by inflation so they care very much

>>50695413
this is only true in the us and third world btw

>>50695453
it is true everywhere with free markets by definition only losers and suckers bitch about it because they can't cope with being worthless
sucks to suck

>it is true everywhere
'everywhere' being all the countries your mommy took you on vacation

my chatgpt prompt hallucinated william sherman visited japan as a fact

in a few decades, japan will become a sex tourism hotspot like thailand

there does not exist any pair of tradable goods in a free market with price rankings that do not mirror their socially accepted value rankings
put another way the aggregate forces of value indication expressed as votes of demand as a proportion of a given supply constitute in isolation a strictly rank preserving mapping into monetary price

please speak about simpler topics so unko can participate. thank you and god bless.

>>50695483
that would be nice

>>50695493
it also means underaged trafficking in poorer parts of the country, though

>>50695497
as i said, nice

lol

>>50695498
drown in shit

502
i hate to be that guy but your toxicity isn't helping. fuck off, we don't need you here.

ufotable is so far ahead in front of the rest of the industry its comical. which makes it all the more depressing that they have nothing but hack writers

ai will make everyone look like ufotable so theyll have to get even better

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>>50695509
im thunkin we r so heckin back

ai will teach me wtf ufotable is so i can keep up with the convo

https://settei-geometry.mahdeensky.top/
fucking based

>>50695522
its a ufo cant you read?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-DOyNBIuls

>>50695486
not true for the stock market if you make money trading stocks you raise the gdp but you generated zero real life value

basically money would be a good system if banks didnt exist

>>50695403
>it's been decreasing over the last few years
at least read the graphs you're posting

>>50695559
she's barely worked since the 90s thougheverbeit

>>50695301
she's my future wife

world famous 20 year old olympic gold medalist settles down with 34 year old 4chan loser

thats the power of anime

>>50695594
transfer of assets/capital gains do not "raise the gdp"
>>50695595
so japan isn't fucked and it'll keep going down?

>>50695326
the freedom to shit and piss in the streets is something most other countries have lost
https://x.com/Docquistador/status/2025010731700093011

>>50695640
jesus christ

I feel as though I've utterly annihilated lil romi

actually the world's first urban sanitation systems and flushable toilets were invented in ancient india

Actually I win

damn ur mother and her mouth been around that long huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGZMtSaURU
shikoku looks maximum comf ngl

max npc viewer more like

This thread belongs to me lol

you can have we'll continue posting when you're gone bye

Oh I'll never leave. I'm here forever lmao

>>50695634
yes

>>50695719
no

Yes i win

>>50695735
maybe

i dno

>>50695735
i trust the japanese economy

>>50695749
"it's been decreasing over the last few years" is *worthless* at least read the graphs you quoted

>>50695751
can you repeat the question?

>>50695758
at the rate it's been improving, they'll have the best economy in the world by 2040
it's probably because of their proactive ai adoption

I win

>>50695719
>>50695735
>>50695749
>>50695751
very funny, top zozzle indeed

hey, i got a (you)

>>50695769
>>50695776
>>50695780
shut the fuck up

>>50695787
top zozzle

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smart money is shorting the fuck out of japan and moving their capital elsewhere cuz they see the writing on the wall

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>>50695820

chartfags btfo

>>50695820
>oh no, they are raising interest like literally every country

show me those graphs for literally every country i'll wait

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awy2Z1x_460svvp9.webm

i do love japan for being a loser i can bet against

just shat my entire guts out feels good

>>50695820
nothingburger, just the end of the yen carry trade

bro cannot stop losing

>>50695842
魂に始めて罅入った瞬間

>>50695891
oh yeah what does the usd to yen graph look like? lol

>oh yeah lol
bro is positively sheething rn

The Cross in Shibuya
The Strode family had somehow scraped together plane tickets and visas—probably through some fervent church donation drive back in Marion, North Carolina. Mom and Dad Strode saw it as a divine mission: bring the fire of the Lord to the land of the rising sun, where crosses were apparently just shiny jewelry and nobody feared hellfire. Little Duffey, still ten years old with his wild eyes and memorized Bible verses, clutched his tiny King James like a weapon. His younger siblings trailed behind, already practicing their shouts.
They landed in Tokyo and immediately headed to Shibuya Crossing. The scramble was perfect—thousands of people flowing like water, neon signs flashing kanji they couldn't read, giant screens blasting J-pop idols. Duffey planted himself right in the middle as the light changed and the crowd surged.
"REPENT! THE LORD JESUS CHRIST IS COMING!" he bellowed in English at full volume, voice cracking like it always did when he got really worked up. His parents stood behind him like proud coaches, nodding vigorously. "Tell 'em about the cross, son!"
A young Japanese woman—maybe twenty, trendy bob haircut, pastel hoodie, AirPods in—walked past wearing a small silver cross necklace. It dangled innocently over her collarbone, catching the light from a nearby Pokémon Center billboard. To her, it was cute fashion, something she picked up at Harajuku because it looked cool with her Y2K revival outfit. To Duffey, it was blasphemy.
He zeroed in like a heat-seeking missile.
"HEY! YOU! THAT CROSS AROUND YOUR NECK!" Duffey shrieked, pointing so hard his arm shook. "YOU'RE WEARIN' THE SYMBOL OF OUR SAVIOR AS A FASHION STATEMENT! THAT'S IDOLATRY! YOU'RE GONNA BURN!"
The woman blinked, pulled out one AirPod, and tilted her head. She smiled politely—the universal Japanese "I have no idea what you're saying but let's not escalate" smile—and said softly, "Sumimasen?" (Excuse me?)
Duffey took this as defiance. "DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! THE BIBLE SAYS THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN! AND WEARIN' HIS CROSS LIKE IT'S A HELLO KITTY CHARM IS TAKIN' IT IN VAIN!"
His dad leaned in, whispering loudly, "That's right, Duffey! Give her Romans 1! Tell her about the wrath!"
Mom started filming on an old flip phone, murmuring, "This'll be good for the church newsletter back home."
The woman glanced at the cross necklace, then back at the screaming American child. She had no English beyond "hello," "thank you," and " Gucci." But she understood volume and pointing. A small crowd began to form—salarymen on lunch, schoolgirls in uniform, a tourist snapping photos—because nothing stops foot traffic in Shibuya like unexpected drama.
Duffey kept going, veins popping. "JESUS DIED ON THAT CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! NOT SO YOU COULD USE IT AS A TRENDY ACCESSORY! TAKE IT OFF OR FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION!"
The woman, still smiling nervously, finally responded in the only way that made sense to her: she bowed slightly, said "Gomen nasai" (I'm sorry), and gently tucked the cross inside her hoodie so it was hidden. Then she hurried away into the sea of people, cheeks pink.
Duffey spun triumphantly to his parents. "See? She repented! The Holy Spirit moved!"
Dad clapped him on the back. "That's my boy. One soul saved in Tokyo."
But thirty seconds later, another girl walked by—platform boots, gothic lolita dress, cross choker stacked with three others like layered necklaces. Duffey spotted it instantly.
"ANOTHER ONE! HEY! YOU THERE WITH THE—"
And so it went. For the next hour, Duffey chased polite confusion across Shibuya. Girls giggled and bowed apologies. Guys in suits pretended not to notice. An elderly man offered him a candy, thinking he was lost. One TikTok influencer (filming a GRWM in a nearby café) accidentally caught Duffey mid-rant in the background; her followers flooded the comments with laughing emojis and "アメリカの子供がヤバい" (American kid is wild).
Nobody understood a word he said. He understood none of theirs. The language barrier was absolute—no subtitles, no Google Translate miracles. Just a small furious American child yelling about eternal fire at people who thought he was perhaps doing performance art or having a very loud tantrum.
By evening, the family sat exhausted on a bench near Hachiko statue. Duffey was hoarse but beaming. "We preached the Gospel today, didn't we?"
His mom patted his head. "You sure did, honey. Japan just don't know what hit 'em."
In the distance, Shibuya kept pulsing—cross necklaces everywhere, sparkling under the lights like ironic confetti. None of them came off. None of them ever would.
And somewhere, in a million parallel universes where people speak the same language, Duffey would have kept screaming forever. But here, in Japan, his righteous fury just echoed harmlessly into the noise, lost in translation, one polite bow at a time.
The end.

but you're the one who sheathed the text between yeah and lol

The Japanese course at my uni is actually pretty intense?
>daily class
>daily homework
>quizzes and tests almost every day
>constant speaking practice with native profs and TAs
>after-hours conversation practice with actual Japanese students
>immersion dorm floor where you just live with foreign exchange students
wtf i thought it was just slop for weebs

might as well make tax free donations to a charity instead

the [-] in djt

>>50696011
>immersion dorm floor where you just fuck hot foreign exchange students
holy shit, where do i sign up??

a lack of coincidental opportunity is not why you are an incel

I once shat a man's balls

you didnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTnFXRIO7w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUb2vkJHlhk

>>50695403
government debt and demographic crises don't really matter anymore since agi is coming soon

some indian village babu probably thinks michael jackson is still alive

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breaking: new mac video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGbWBbbBg9o

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mac is a real snugglebug

>>50696372
they should do jav

you should do kys

>>50696375
who would wanna see granny jav

>>50696372
>Xで大論争になってる！
eotp
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