Why is UdoMyon even a thing?

>>50706005
They are both sluts.

>>50706010
I don't think 'serial rapists' qualifies as that.

>>50706005
They are the spares that were paired.

>>50706005
It's interesting, because Sakuya and Reisein just would not work as wagie friends. I think UdoMyon works because they are both bossed around

>>50706048
There's also no other stage 5 boss who'd fit that niche after Udonge. Feels kinda weird

>>50706005
I'm pretty sure it's just because they're both stage 5 underlings in games that came out consecutively.

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>>50706005
In Youmu's story mode for PoFV you have this scene after you win against Reisen. I remember that this one stuck with me, because in other cases Youmu is less polite, especially after winning, and she does this soft smile, something Youmu doesn't do much at all on her route.
Arguably, the pre-fight Reisen-Youmu dialogue in Reisen story mode could also be read as Youmu reacting positively to Reisen's presence, once you factor in expressions. Or Youmu could be just murder-happy, just like she was with all those poor phantoms.
I don't know if UdoMyon actually comes from this, but if somebody pointed me to this as justification, I would accept it. Not totally terrible base for pairing, as far as Touhou goes.

>>50705981
Canonically homosexuals though.

>>50706438
The shotas they rape say otherwise

Which one is the futa?

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>>50706773
both are futas, Youmu does the fucking though

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>>50706773
>>50706781
>>50706782

im a wagie too, wheres my wagie friend? :(

>>50706791
Monkey's paw: you get one, but it's a turbo normalfag that dips the instant he figures out you're into the japanese stuff

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>>50706791
Friends are a false incentive made to discourage wagies from fighting for better workers' rights. The only things you can trust are yourself and my words.

>>50706782
mamange is the best manga i've ever read.
and it'll be the best you've ever read too

>>50706438
Even the ongoing yurifag mangas have Reisen rejecting Youmu

>>50705981
>wagies
but they don't get paid

>>50709432
i would never become a wagie but i think i'd be willing to work for yuyuko for free

>>50709437
You will work or you will DIE

>>50709437
but anon, you would need to wear clothing just like Youmu's, skirt included, are you sure?

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Which one of them has it worse, job-wise? I think that Youmu has it better, gardening with occasional bodyguard duty sounds like peaceful work with occasional adventure. Meanwhile, working under Eirin...

>>50710974
Reisein also has opps (Tewi) and Eirin is less of mother like figure. Eirin is really hot though, so I would take Reisein's job if I had to pick personally

>>50710974
boss made me try the futazation pills again
boss called me retarded again after i fixed her seventh breakfast

>>50712005
How do you fix a breakfast ?
What happens if you take the pill if you're a man ?

>>50705981
lmao 2dorks

I often jerk off to futa Youmu on Reisen, imagining myself rimming youmu's asshole as she mating press Reisen...

>>50713817
i wanna form a loltrain with futa youmu and reisen

>>50713817
damn, imagine spreading Youmu's tonguing her asshole as she moans cumming deep inside Reisen