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You will come to recognize my penis smell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkKYOKuob8w

いのちをかけて
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When I listen to the YUYU Japanese podcast, I feel like I understand like 80% of everything he's saying. It's not too bad, and even when I get lost, I can still generally follow along and eventually find my place again. He spends a lot of time explaining things in multiple ways, though, so of course he's easy to follow. On the other hand, when I've tried to watch anime without subtitles, the second they start talking in-depth about something or otherwise go beyond surface-level chatter, I immediately get lost and can't follow along. Is there a list of more simple or easy-to-follow anime? Shows that can be more thoroughly understood, even by retards like me?
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>>50831025
need you to kill yourself
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Thoughts?
>>>/bant/24193977
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[-]
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i mine every word i dont know
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i know every word
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know how to use words :3
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not sure if theres ever been a sane person that decided they want to learn japanese
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>>50831712
Maybe some American soldiers right after WW2? Before invention of anime
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tora! tora! tora! >:3
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>>50831714
they prob all had ptsd
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>>50831712
no.
>>>/bant/24194275
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>the Sand people
(´・ω:;.:...スナァ
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>>50831761
gaara?
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>>50831725
恋は一途
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>>50831846
woah.. did you know max? :O
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is there a way to force anki addons to load regardless of them not being "up-to-date"? or do i need to downgrade to a specific version?
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just never update your anki
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why do subhuman poorfaggot retards who cant afford a $20/mo ai sub come here
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paying for ai is like paying for 愛
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yeah you get what you pay for
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you cant pay for 愛 cuz money doesnt exist
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pay attention for my penis ;3
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its easy to miss
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https://www.crunchyroll.com/ja/animeawards/vote
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weird posts itt
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thanks for the upvote stranger
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>>50831993
english lesson of the day
pay attention for (X) -> pay attention to (OK)
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>>50832011
thank you sensei very much desu! :skull:
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prepositions always get me (´・ω:;.:...
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>>50831644
>if you already know the words you can learn the words
o rly?
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everyone please introduce yourselves
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im gay
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lol
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Are you gonna penetrate my anal?
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I want you to poop in my angus
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we gonna rock down to ochimpo avenue
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Everyone above me is a bot.
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>>50832168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtTqKc15jYY
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pausing my didlo machine session for this
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almost collapsed from dehydration and low blood pressure this morning
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water dehydrates you
drink blood or something with electrolytes
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yooooo
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chuugokujin ni kansha sinaito ikenai koto ga arimasu!
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https://youtu.be/EtTqKc15jYY?t=430
giga based
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hidaribound
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Are there any Japanese streamers that are like Asmongold in watching and reacting to videos and news with a good logical perspective?

In Japanese language aimed at a Japanese audience.
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asmongold doesn't have a good logical perspective and neither do japs unfortunately
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japs dont have equivalents of american stuff cuz its a different culture i think you or that redditor should give up
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>>50832437
hiroshimoot?
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>>50832443
Asmongold is awesome

>>50832452
thanks, I'll search for that
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>>50832484
>Asmongold is awesome
he's not but you're too stuck in the low iq team sports stuff to recognize it
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>you can watch multiple anime even switching between them
>BUT NO WE CAN'T SWITCH BETWEEN GAMES.

i seethe
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I prefer freedom, simple
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>>50832505
Hi Nora, what are you quoting?
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>>50832514
the > thingie does not need to be used just as a quote marker, it can also be used as a context indicator, and recently many anon have been using it just like that.
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>>50832199
me when I stop eating for 3 days and try to take a shower
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couldnt be me
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>pick game that is too hard
>get filtered
>is it time to watch anime?
>NO! More games I can't understand
I seethe
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>>50832283
She's too pretty to be a guy.
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>>50832505
isn't the easy solution just to have 2 PC's?

I have 5 computers that I use daily
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>>50832557
what are you talking about, i have almost 75% recognition of twewy

it's slowly getting easier.

i also have 100gb left on my hard drive, so i can't download more anime until i get a new hard drive.

i WAS watching sonic x in japanese, but i don't think it's worth $40/month for lingopie.

>>50832606
i have 1 computer, 1 rog ally xbox, 2 laptops i don't use anymore, and 1 shield tv.
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>>50832629
>$40/month

meant to say $40/3 months
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>>50832629
put Linux on your laptops and resurrect their usefulness
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I have 2 computers going on my main desk, on the left side is an iMac that I put Linux on that runs amazingly with a beautiful screen, I use that for watching streams and music videos or other youtube while I do productive stuff on my main PC in front of me
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>>50832635
it is a shit $100 laptop from best buy. it's not getting any better. i only ever used it for parsec streaming my computer so i could be lazy and access my computer while i'm lying down.
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I paid $250 for my used iMac (it is a 2015) and it runs faster using Linux than new shitty Windows laptops
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>>50832629
100gb is like 20 2 cour animes something you'll never be able to finish
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>>50832629
>until i get a new hard drive.
you could just delete old shit
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compress the files you dont need for more space
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https://youtu.be/KHXeXhwHrks?t=658
watch this scene 20x nora. it'll improve your mastery by 2.4%
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theres lmao...then theres daimao
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daimfao
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daing on the floor laughing
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>>50832713
woah, yajirobe actually being relevant
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>>50831761
Damn, still watching your shows in English? That's just sad, man.
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>>50832775
be nice unko
some people don't speak japanese
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>>50832780
True, true.
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Why are you guys like this

>>>/bant/24195172
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fuck off nobody cares about your thread
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>>50832865
>t. shittalian misogynist who learns jap to molest women there
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>>50832865
Gonna agree with Mlenko on this one.
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absolute state
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I win
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>>50832866
wtf I didnt know he was based like that
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gonna need nora's ai to translate that for me
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oh hell naw
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ah heaven past
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nigga would literally fuck a fat mexican man
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ez wotd: 親ガチャ
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>>50833122
mexico has some top tier bbas
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also 国ガチャ
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go japan!
WSOP Europe €5,300 Main Event
Day3通過
Stack 3.1m Avg 1.8m
85 left / 2,617
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>>50833201
for me its sashimi
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>dl hellotalk
>get no replies to my messages
>change picture to AI handsome guy
>get tons of replies + people messaging me first
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nippon sangoku looks kino as fuck from the first ep. finally something that has an interesting visual style and that doesnt seem like its made for toddlers. yomi no tsugai was also interesting, didn't expect that level of gore and murder from the fma mangaka though the ending of the ep makes me think its just gonna be a generic shonenshit tbqh
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I love BTFOing fakeromi
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>>50833262
duh what did you expect? you can get a ton of pussy on that app if you're good looking. its the same as any other app like this the women are inundated with hundreds of messages from hideous third worlders to the point that 60 year old grannies have to put "no romance" in their bio lmao.

but you can still meet people very easily in voice rooms especially if you maintain one of ur own. i've met literally hundreds of jp people in those and had long term communication to varying degrees with many of them outside of the voiceroom afterwards including meeting up where im at and in jp.
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I win lol
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Why is everything about getting pussy? It should be about becoming a better person
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its not about getting pussy its just another avenue for it for above average guys just like every other aspect of life is for regular folk its just a language learning app for the most part
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pussy or die Σ:3
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hellotalk to meet people is kinda unethical unless you seriously plan to help them learn your language
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more like hellocawk amirite
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gotem
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there is a large subsection of japanese people on hellotalk that are just there to hang out and shoot the shit. the other biggest part of the pie chart are there cause they think they can be taught english from literal 0 which is ofc absurd. then the last maybe 3% are people that are actually there to make any progress at all
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I've been trying to help gaijins learn my language, you know _(:3」 ∠)_
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>>50833350
read that as wakarase
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>>50833396
yome ru! :O
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rewatching star trek tng for who knows what time and its just the absolute best
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but that shit's old
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>>50832985
Here's gemma4 26b-a4b q4_k_M. It's supposed to be worse than the dense 31b, but I don't have a copy of that downloaded yet.
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>tfw they make tea in anime but don't make any for you
feels bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h07Coh6LIM&t=110
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>>50833379
fair
i guess i just prefer meeting people in places for natives
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immersing with moe
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immerse my balls into your mouth
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=WKnpacrr4F0
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is that my nigga qm?
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nein :3
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オキニ登録
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おじさんおチンポみせて頂戴
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あたしペニスないよー
おじさんの見たいなー
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pay attention to mine again! it's definitely here!! >:3
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japanese palindrome sentences
https://xcancel.com/nixeneko/status/2041414347013116391
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Feels good winning
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Oh no, fake unko won, oh this is horrible for me, I feel so emasculated and humiliated on the world stage for all the internet to see, I'm ruined, I can't believe he really won, he took everything from me
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i got downs palindrome
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あるきすぎた

つまさきがいたい
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goonすぎた
ペニさきがいたい
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>>50833653
>fake
Hm?
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so when are you killing yourself mlener
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You've got a lot of anger there, Mlenko. Just step away from that chair lol
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i win
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I'm better at Japanese, so I win lol
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having a confidence is good for your learning (∪^ω^)baw wow
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Who says I'm learning? lol
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英語アウトプットやだやだなのじゃー ヾ(⌒(_*>ω<*)_バンバンッ!
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This thread is bustling thanks to me. Really love newjt
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>>50834190
thanks unko
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>>50834203
np
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nobody tell mlenko that bustling doesnt mean dead
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It's thriving under my watch, Mlenko.
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he had a mask off moment maybe a year ago where he explicitly said his goal was to make the thread as miserable as possible so he is winning in that sense i guess
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>>50834319
That never happened also nice samefag lol
You should space the posts out more if you want it to look like more than one person
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>>50834390
Projection LMFAO
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Lil mlenromi
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The schizoromi
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Where's that llm filter?? Why isn't it working?
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>>50834482
kek you broke him unko
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i conveniently got banned for le off topic when i was working on it so i put it on pause
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>>50834512
how tf do you get banned and not mlen
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>>50834514
mlen janny theory i guess idk
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>kek you broke him unko
>>50824159
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めめめ滅相も御座いませぬ m(_ _)m
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fagman radio
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helps you cope with the lack of geriatric shitair wafting into ur nostrils on a daily basis
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>>50834714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q82bGtujFA
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>>50834714
まるで「いざ、次の冒険へ」と言わんばかりの飛び乗りにいざなう目交ぜだね
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https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/2041795683888341437
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めまぜなんて初めて見た(´゚д゚`)
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Why are you learning Japanese?
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probably looks better than with whatever retard makeup she usually puts on
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>>50834853
looks good
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good morning /djt/
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gn nora ( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
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>>50835032
おやすみ!
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gm mora
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https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2041876899035783168/vid/avc1/1280x720/fRqvBSSAHSiSubaI.mp4?tag=14
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>>50835056
lmfao fuentes is now on jp tv by proxy shits crazy
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whats wrong with eating your boogers
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boogers are crazy umami must have a lot of msg up in that bitch
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boogers are nasty
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want a gf that eats my boogers
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would eat 53s boogers
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picking and eating my butt boogers atm
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>>50834853
how 2 get gf like this
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>oekaki at the end of handle name
i swear to kamisama...
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daddy chill
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>>50835226
>>50835255
i've got this

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Each layer of cum represents the slow passage of time.
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just discovered a real life hack using vtubas: body doubling
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私の勉強方法は日本語のゲームで日本語を勉強することです。

why does 方法 require a こと here? why couldnt you just say my study method is playing japanese videogames.
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bruh
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fake bunkos cortisol level currently: max
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B95OUKk7alM
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>>50835297
when did he stop posting?
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>>50835296
at my level, figuring out in output when to use こと,もの,なんて,and なんか are vital. if i can master these 4 things, i should be able to go anywhere in this language.

なんて and なんか to me feel like sentence enhancers that just add fluff to the sentence. shouldn't be that hard to get used to using.

as for こと, it still feels strange to me, figuring out when it's needed and whatnot.
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feels strange being one of the like 3 guys here that knows jack shit
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>if i can master these 4 things, i should be able to go anywhere in this language.
why is this so fucking funny everything this guy says has this comical edge to it
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>>50835287
>>50835362
>why does 方法 require a こと here? why couldnt you just say my study method is playing japanese videogames.

that's a simple AはBです sentence. so you want the copula です at the end but the it doesn't directly follow verbs. you need to nominalize the verb in the predicate so both A and B end up being nouns. you always use こと in this specific sentence pattern, never の.

父の趣味は鯉を育てることです ○
父の趣味は鯉を育てるのです  ×

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDwFtn6ZwmY
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>>50835415
ありがとう!
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Are zeburo and shiikuanto supposed to be gay lovers? Can someone explain the culture context there?
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>>>/wsg/6125161
he just like me fr fr
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in that case kys
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nanobanana fix her big ugly eyes
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anime bug eyes
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>>50835542
>>50835547
bugly ahhz haha
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shes the most beautiful drawing ive ever seen
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no that'd be marin kitagawa
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>>50835558
you sure?
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crazy how all sota models missed the layers of my context primed compressed blend pun
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nora stream when
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>>50835391
this guy is so cringe, i hate him
he should also change his clothes
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second season of re zero was so convoluted had no idea wtf was going on
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the end of an era..
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>>50835669
it's one of the worst anime seasons ever
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https://x.com/dreamunader1982/status/2041895213153841419
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>>50835415
>>50835415
this reminds me i've seen Verbのと、Verbのと… a few times and it kind of baffled me for 5 seconds or so before i knew what was happening
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>>50835674
put an end to your life
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>>50835713
woah, japanese ninjas are so cool
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>>50835716
how come
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>>50835713
Five bucks says you're watching in English lol
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>>50835713
literally me
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>>50835750
Why do you watch shows in English lil romi? Caught you doing it here too >>50835391
Kind of pathetic that Nora has you beat
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nora can beat my meat
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Gotta suck that a guy with actual mental disabilities watches more japanese media in japanese than you lol
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the schizo replied to me...kinda eww ngl
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You don't even have two open at the same time, either. You literally only watch in english lmao
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i can watch like 1 episode today and that'll be more than noras done for a month
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Yeah but you watch them in english lil' romi. Doesn't count for much.
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One episode with English subs is equivalent to 0 episodes. Nora doing just 5 minutes on Lingopie is more than you've done
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multitrack samefagging
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Someone's being a schizo again lol
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the nihongo power level of the average djter would tank by 50% if we count mlenko as a djter (good thing he is just a tourist)
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You're calling yourself a tourist? But you live in this thread. You can't help by read my posts as I rightfully mock you for sucking ass at the language
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>>50835781
>>50835783
starting to think these are the same person
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what did i just walk into

>>50835653
nobody came to my twewy stream. maybe the problem was the game. maybe i can get further in baldr sky zero today?
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Remember when your excuse was "I only use them for the screencap!" but then I proved there were Japanese subs available and you STILL didn't use them? Good times
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mlen can't imagine the concept of not using any subs at all. good times.
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mlen needs to finally learn japanese
he can't stay put on the start line forever like this...
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i guess his acquisition speed would be 1% that of nora
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>>50835795
dude there are like 5 people in this thread at any time and even we have better things to do than watch someone struggle to read japanese like cmon
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>>50835798
You literally post with English subs my dude lol I don't think that argument holds water
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would be a shame if mlen couldn't read them kek
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oh you just know mlenko can't read the jp subs that's why he watches with english ones kek
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mlenko always changes to lower case when he reaches max on his cortisol level meter
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mlenko getting mad now that he realizes he has no excuse for the english subs
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you're so busted my dude lol
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cant decide which book to listen to on my walk the justinian biography or the one about anthony and cleopatra fug
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>>50835798
subs in English are generally useless for learning purposes, in Japanese they are useful for ear training
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix is simply bad

the original Kingdom Hearts 2 is superior

why did they force english va's onto the re-release, why!! do they want japanese children to be exposed to the english language so badly?
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>>50835919
is the original on Steam? I'll look for that
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>>50835924
i already bought the steam version. i'd have to uninstall final fantasy 15 if i wanted to use the steam version.

i don't think i'm going to play ff15 again...
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I just never get tired of dick sniffing
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nora, he's right
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>>50835949
link me an anime reccomendation then.
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>>50835919
Aside from the English dub, that version is better in just about every way. Not sure what you're talking about. Also, every re-release includes the Japanese dub, so it's a non-issue in the big 2026.
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>>50835955
Peep this list here: https://myanimelist.net/topanime.php
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>>50835964
not like you've ever watched anything without the english subs lol
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>>50835964
>nah you need to learn to find stuff on your own

in that case i'm just going to watch [Toaru Kagaku no Railgun] ep1
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>>50835981
railgun is fucking based as hell minus the pedo bait. it might be a bit difficult for you but stick with it. has one of the all time banger ops too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIxg6_Femo
though every single op and ed is a banger
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>>50835981
Watch index first like i told you nigga
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寝台 shindai

sounds like a combination of sinu (to die) and die (like to die English)
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>>50835987
but if it's hard how do you learn to comprehend it
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>>50835993
stfu idiot index is full of retarded bullshit magic babble, its a shit anime compared to railgun and you dont need any of the info in it to watch railgun anyways
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index is 7.3 and rail is 7.6 so they must be similar levels of quality
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when you listen to anime you don't necessarily learn to understand it, you have to first acquire an ear that is accustomed to japanese sounds later its more about sentence pattern recognition

only after this can you truly listen for comprehension
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you call things pedo bait so your opinion literally does not matter you will always be a secondary
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ya dig?
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>>50835993
>Watch index first

too late!! if i like railgun i'll watch index. i have my own reasons for watching railgun...i love fripSide!!!
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>>50836005
people overrate index massively, its like a 6/10 at most. index is even more annoying than kuroko, touma is a boring mc with gay ass powers and the magic "system" is a joke.
>>50836011
swallow hot coals cancerous pedo
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kys shart
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you're retarded if you see that post and think im shart
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yh sharts a pedo
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this is chinese
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sharts an idea
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>>50836023
demo yome ru! :3
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I'm an anal whore for black men
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do we think mlenko is actually gay
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a fagroach yes
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>>50836023
it has chinese and japanese subs. the subs only work on VLC.
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brazy blank brainz :3
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>>50836043
bro just get the jp subs from jimaku wtf you arent actually gonna watch this with chink subs on the screen??
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>>50836047
i hate manually doing the subtitles. it was so annoying with sailor moon and burned me out of watching anime.

i can tolerate the subs.
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Why not just use the auto-script???
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I need to smell your benis boophole
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>>50836059
the what.
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>>50836060
needless needles noodles ;3
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>be nora
>always try to watch with jp subs
>diligent in daily study with a willingness to learn
>be mlenko
>only watch with english subs despite jp subs being freely available
>understand absolutely nothing even with bunko's help
kek
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I love Torii gates, so cool!
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>>50836058
oh? is this the so-called suffering passive?

just noticed
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>>50836076
>be kaomoji
;3
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>>50836085
Yup. A big giveaway is the use of the passive form with an intransitive verb to show the speaker is the one burdened by the action, though it's not directly stated.
Did you figure that out yourself or did the AI tell you?
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>>50836085
yes
bros hes learning
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>>50836123
You can't even explain it lmao
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>>50836084
spamming toriis is kind of taking away of what makes toriis so cool
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djt sponsored by :3
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I quit: the difference in difficulty between Japanese and Chinese is ridiculous

I am a fluent Cantonese speaker and have been studying Japanese for a few years. I am appalled at just how ridiculous the Japanese language is with unfathomable levels of complexity, bs, and unnecessary things. Chinese is incredibly easy when put side by side it's almost comical...just to put things in perspective.

Let me make the case for Chinese:

* Simple, SVO structure always that is concise and gets to the point
* One character => one pronunciation 99.9% of the time
* Grammar? Minimal. No cases. No agreement. No conjugation! Nothing declines. Nothing inflects. Time is communicated by just... saying the time. "Yesterday me go. Tomorrow me go again. Me like food. You like food? Good, we together eat." A prehistoric hominid waking from a 10,000-year sleep could be functional in Chinese within a week. Adjectives don't agree with nouns, nothing changes.
* Formality? NOPE! One way of speaking to everyone, no matter if you're old, young, or poor or the president. You speak to the emperor and your toddler the same way. There is no keigo.
* Conditionals? One word 如果

I decided Japanese is way too hard for me :(. It's just too much unnecessary stuff and ridiculously ambiguous, irregular rules. What I learned. Japanese basically borrowed the Kanji from China and managed to turn things into the most convoluted mess.

Most sentences have complicated structure that omits a ton of context and requires positional particles.

Kanji pronunciations? 生 ... enough said. It's ridiculous and gets even crazier that people's names even have different readings too!

Grammar? Entire books of conjugations, irregular forms, special cases, etc.

The ridiculous context-heavy aspect of every conversation. You can omit everything and expect to be understood or sometimes you have to be as passive aggressive as possible to communicate something basic.

Formality is insane. Casual, polite, politest, keigo and within keigo there is Teineigo and Sonkeigo. You'd think these are only used in ancient crusty books, but NOO, they are everywhere in customer service and in companies. Practically a different language.

Conditionals: Japanese has at minimum 5 from what I've learned:

* **ば** (hypothetical/general truth) 食べれば、元気になる "If you eat, you'll feel better"
* **たら** (sequential/temporal) 食べたら、行こう "Once you've eaten, let's go", after completing an action or in time
* **〜と** (automatic consequence) 春になると、花が咲く "When spring comes, flowers bloom" — inevitable, but *cannot* be used for intentions which BLOWS my mind
* **〜なら** (contextual/topic-based) 行くなら、教えて "If you're going, tell me" conditioned on something the speaker just learned
* **〜ても** (concessive) 食べても、まだ空腹だ "Even if I eat, I'm still hungry"

The て form is insane and really crazy. Just to share what it does...

* 食べ**て**いる currently eating (progressive)
* 食べ**て**いた was eating
* 食べ**て**ある has been eaten (resultant state, by someone, with implication of purpose)
* 食べ**て**おく eat in advance/preparation
* 食べ**て**みる try eating
* 食べ**て**しまう eat completely / eat regrettably (these are the *SAME FORM*, context decides)
* 食べ**て**くる go eat and come back
* 食べ**て**いく eat as you go / continue eating forward in time
* 食べ**て**もらう have someone eat (from your perspective of receiving the favor)
* 食べ**て**あげる eat for someone's benefit
* 食べ**て**くれる eat as a favor to me
* 食べ**て**ほしい I want you to eat
* 食べ**て**ください please eat (polite)
* 食べ**て**はいけない must not eat

It's UNHINGED the language has a conjugation for EXISTENTIAL REGRET. It's mindblowing when you negate that too, and it also has a contraction たべなきゃ which is yet another thing you have to learn.

There's also NO way to say that you must do something. Instead you say you musn't not do it. Incredibly passive and unnecessary.

Counting words are also crazy. In Chinese sure we have measure words but they are easy and don't change their pronunciation. I almost pulled my hair out by the roots when I learned these about Japanese:

* 一**匹** (ippiki) mall animals
* 一**頭** (ittō) large animals
* 一**羽** (ichiwa)

"One small animal" is **ip**\-piki but "six small animals" is **rop**\-piki and "ten small animals" is **jup**\-piki. These aren't regular rules you derive. they're sound changes you memorize per counter.

Pitch accent is also a hidden system all within itself. Honestly the most convoluted language in the world.
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>>50836085
>suffering passive
no such thing weve been through this
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>>50836159
It's a real term, Mlenko. It's a direct translation of 迷惑の受身, which is used by actual linguists.
The indirect passive is also another term for it, but I think suffering better communicates its syntactic role in a sentence.
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>>50836157
ニポンゴ カンタン アルネ
アナタ ワタシ チュゴクゴ オシエル ヨロシ ( ´八`)
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>>50836171
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>>50836157
llmslop
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>>50836112
>Did you figure that out yourself or did the AI tell you?

Ai told me it was passive and it didn't make sense to me as a passive. "to act" as a passive would be, in english, something like "to be acted upon". it didn't make sense at all. the AI was saying in this case, the verb means "to act" not "acted upon", with the nuance of the speaker being affected by it. that's when i recognized it as the suffering passive.
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>>50836177
アイヤー :O
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sitzen vs setzen
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スレ死んでもたやん(T_T)
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違国日記2週目してしまった

60点に格上げする

大人も傷つくし弱いところもある

子どもは大人に影響されるし自発的に成長することもある

いいね
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>>50836238
大人を誘惑しやがってこの……
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halfway through the episode now. yeah it's manageable but the grammar is pretty tough. i'll try to stick through it. they're in middle school so is it the case this grammar and vocab is at the middle school level?
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>>50836262
bro one of the main characters is a 12 year old thats essentially a police officer who can also teleport i dont think they care much about fidelity to reality lol
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>>50836196
>"to act" as a passive would be, in english, something like "to be acted upon".
I don't think you quite understand the concept, but to be fair, neither does mlenko (kek). This is probably gonna go over your head, but the verb "to act" can be both transitive and intransitive, whereas "to act upon" is only transitive. Meanwhile, 立ち回る is always intransitive, so if you're gonna translate it as "to act," you can only think of it as a verb of movement. But obviously, this doesn't work in English. You can't passivize an intransitive verb.
Now in English, this kind of sentence should be in active voice:
>If you act as you please, there's trouble.
But the speaker makes it passive, which is impossible to render in English:
>If I am acting-as-you-please'd by you, there's trouble
See? This is why everyone fails to understand the concept. You literally can't write it in English, but that's how it's technically being worded to show that the action affects the speaker negatively. Also, Mlenko could never explain this LMFAO GET FUCKED MLENKO AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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it's that unrealistic and people still like it?
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>>50836267
based real unko
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just remembered watching railgun with eng subs like 9 years ago (inb4) and the subs translating oneesama as sissy lmfao
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>>50836275
>with eng subs
not a lot's changed then lol
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only my sissy desu no! >;3
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>>50836267
おおお!なるほど!分かった!彡
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djt meetup be like
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>>50836283
Okay, but do you actually get it grammatically?
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yosh nora just leveled up! ( ゚∀゚)o彡゜
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Well, no. I want to make sure he actually understands the suffering passive. Most just flip the sentence to active and call it a day.
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>>50836287
and 5 of them are slavs
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>>50836267
I don't understand how you have such a masterful understanding of the language and can contribute to discussions like this, but you decide to spend 99% of your time here just spamming
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>>50836299
Because it's funny lol
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>>50836299
it's all llm shit that he paraphrases afterwards notice how it always takes him like 30 minutes to respond to pissaragi in these cases
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>>50836246
二周するほどのアニメではないだろ
劣化作の匂いがするから原作読むくらいならわかるけど
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finished ep 1. lots of kanji and new words. i'm up to the challenge! now for anki.

>>50836288
i think so.
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>>50836327
nice bro now do it again at least a few times a week and you should see big gains
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>>50836327
dear my frieeeend every day niiiiight
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>>50836331
3 eps a day to keep the dkns away
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>>50836324
embarrassing
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>>50836336
~1 a day is fine for him atm
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CV新井里美をすこれ!(;´Д`)ハァハァ
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>>50836341
you failed the kanken lol
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>>50836336
that is way too much. he can bump it up to 2 episodes per day after he reaches 15k mined words.
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>>50836339
yeah it rly is
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>>50836324
LLM? Are you serious? Generate that shit with an LLM, I dare you. You can't.
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yoooo wtf
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>>50836350
yo that's dog food in the corner?
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>>50836348
learn english
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>>50776912
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>>50836354
Oof, massive self-own.
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You should take a fat shit right on my nuts
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>>50836355
I didn't bark such like (∪^ω^;)…
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crouching wagon hidden tiger
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Isn't it funny how Mlenko literally watches anime with English subs AND uses LLMs to help him write Japanese? LMFAOOOOO
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I want to become an anal-only meat toilet
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367
isn't mlenko literally you (rhetorical question)
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>>50836367
>>50836369
come on at least try to hide it lmfao
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>>50836373
You're a little gay there, Mlenko kek
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My asshole is a trash can for throwing away your cum in
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>>50836369
b-but you have the secondary hole I know.. ( 人 ) ゚д゚)
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>>50836373
lol
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I can't wait for you to finally smell my gaping anal hole
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Mlenko's so gay lmao
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least obvious 90iqko samefag
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My desire is for my asshole to be an abyss that consumes all things
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odor scent fragrance :3
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Anal aroma
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so mlenko=fagko is 100% but what about =kaomojigger?
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>>50836406
The only fag here is you, Mlenko kek
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speaking of #2's. what a sacrifice
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>>50836418
could be, who even knows his insanity knows no bounds
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>>50836422
this show was so fucking mid what a disappointment
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Will you please scratch my butthole?
My butthole itches inside
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cant believe bido gave up that fast with the llm filter
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>>50836427
i liked the first few episodes but dropped it like 2 episodes before the ending
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>>50836430
You gave up because you realized that I am.... un.....filter.....ABLE
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Only you can stretch my sphincter
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>>50836430
i didnt im going to try another training run tomorrow ive just been very busy with work
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I want you to stretch me out daddy
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Mlenko's absolutely lost it kek
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>sphincter
ケツ用語ばかりが増えてゆく(´・ω:;.:...
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Nothing quite like dropping fat cum loads in a boy's pussy, am I right fellas?
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cant believe bido still has a coding job
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i work for myself
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cant believe you find work
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fellow swallow swallows meow (ΦωΦ)
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mythos is going to take bido's job soon
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bido to bidid
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tbqh im hoping my current project will net me a nice exit within the next few years
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do you think coding will be dead before 2030?
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I win baby
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>>50836477
for web development and low stakes stuff im pretty sure nobody will be writing any code by hand at that point. it will be a lot of orchestration and planning. for stuff like aeronautics, defense systems, car systems etc where there are consequences beyond a big aws bill or infinite react rerenders probably not. or at least there will be much more human-in-the-loop.
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You are my friend, Ahhhh あの日の夢
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>>50836477
yes
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>>50836477
no
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mlenko moment
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>>50836495
>>50836498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtKqQNpFJCo
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in the future, transformer models will make an entertaining version of /djt/
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transformer model i'm not feeling trash era go ahead and recreate djt 2019
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transformer model turn into the chevy camaro form and run over mlenko at full speed
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wish i had a bumblebee comaro hashtag sponsored by chevy
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>bumblebee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OKd5b2Rlw
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goodnight moe
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>>50836345
decent score for a 24 year old jsl living i japan for like 2.5 years
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u sound like ur literally crying rn
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>>50836556
ガイジンが出たぞ!(「・ω・)「ガオー
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>>50836559
im actually chilling rn eating an onigiri my wife made me gonna read a little in a sec
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>>50836563
is the turd she stuffed in them soft serve or chunky?
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bido youre fucking gross
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t. eats shit
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なんやジェームズか_(:3」 ∠)_
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james and the giant bitch
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does imoutbro still post here?
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xe does yea
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>>50836565
鶏そぼろ
pretty nice
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>>50836575
lmfao biggest laugh ive had here in a minute
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minced shit
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>DISTURBING FACT: CREATOR OF BOKU NO PICO ALSO WORKED ON FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
yep deleting my fma aniwatch bookmark
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>aniwatch
djt has moved on to anilist
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my foot has moved into your ass
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since the early 90s ;3
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>>50836598
Oh no
>fma original
oh never mind. we gucci fmabros
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classic moe foot ass joke reminds me of the good ol days
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Classic me winning this thread and owning you lol
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kys minirim moe didnt come up with foot n ass
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Mlenko, I think you came up with that one
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i did thanks for the acknowledgement mlenko
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nah moe came up with that joke in 2019
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bido its time to end shart
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you're welcome mlenko
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Oh yeah, I win.
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just finished my X0th video game in japanese! (i can't be specific because there are mentally ill people in this thread that will use this information against me)
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no idea what that is
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I win baby
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I can tell someone needs their bippy sniffed
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*wins thread*
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you just lost the game
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I am dominating rn
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I love dominating lil toromlen's lil holes so much lmao
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And I love winning the thread
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It's okay for me to love both
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I only do the latter, thankfully.
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>>50835795
>maybe the problem was the game
yeah, the last one sucked
>baldr sky zero
way better
although i tend to miss your streams because of timezone differences
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I love owning this thread and winning daily.
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>>50836023
問題ないアル
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>>50836881
bitch be fr
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How many buttholes do you have?
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I win *dabs*
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>>50837039
almost all your posts get ignored or shitted on
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>>50837068
Except that one lol
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nice one mlenko
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Mlenromi getting upset now kek He can't do anything about me yikes
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daily bustling thread
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>>50837116
people cna just stop reading the thread and no longer have to put up with your jestermaxxing. i'm sure it's happened several times and why this thread is so dead now
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omae gaijin! m9(^Д^)プギャー
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>>50837255
言われたことないな
「肌の色綺麗だね、羨ましい」とかはよく言われるよ女性に
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>>50837260
日本語うまいやん Σ(゚∀゚ノ)ノキャー
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>>50837208
Nah, you're stuck with me forever. You can never leave this place.
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Last djt post will be:
I
Win
Forever
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then you kys
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>>50836575
lol
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I win
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>>50836718
moe copied me
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Bunko win
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>>50837411
nice try hairy leg guy, moe crafted the foot ass joke formula in ‘19
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Hey what ever happened to Eshan (tatsumoto?) anyway? I kinda miss his incessant spam about GNU and opensource alternatives.
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>>50837679
he said he was bored of 4chan and it uses proprietary software or some shit
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>>50837694
Simply epic.
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the foot ass joke was stolen from that 70s show
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they stole it from moe actually
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>>50837515
>nice try hairy leg guy
not me and i never really used that joke much it didnt amuse me enough
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djters are just all boring and unoriginal
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average 4chan poster is boring and unoriginal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVybCUdRpzA
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accurate
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推推推推推推推推金金金金金金金金
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>>50837791
nigger?
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>>50837372
no you dont, uppercaser
>>50837039
same for you
>>50836560
good post
>>50837515
youre thinking of morbido guy
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acquired bolus
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>>50837845
bizarre post
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>>50837854
you didnt have to switch to lowercase because i called you out, youre allowed to type how you want you know
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>>50837867
you mentioned me by name in the post for some reason
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>>50837870
i gave you that name. also you are supposed to be taking a break from 4chan right now
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>>50837878
no idea what you mean
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>>50837884
well either you are morbido guy or just a complete schizo i was just disappointed to come in the thread for the first time in years to see you referred to as hairy leg guy instead of the proper name i gave you
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>>50837911
>see you referred to as hairy leg guy
its actually the first time its happened in years people just say bido now you should stay gone btw thread is the worst its ever been
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bidoudanisinai
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Why are you leaving DJT?
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cuz i wanna man
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to get away from that ugly bitch that's for damn sure
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wunnamehn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0swKsWrNI
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zu5UqLDwyvw
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>>50837975
idk about all that
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vinnies are over
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didnt the vndb owner die recently
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the vn industry should follow him
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who hurt you
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a knife
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rape
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you cant say that
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>>50837916
idk who that other guy is but its my first time here in a few years too podcast guy
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he was just posting an anagram for pear
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horsebitch is obsessed i think she wants to fuck chris
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ironic post
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https://www.reddit.com/r/silviethequeen/comments/1sceaet/silvie_and_yutaher_ex_husband_in_a_japanese/
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chris is the good guy
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This is genuinely comical how much Japan loves to shoot itself in the foot. There is already a severe shortage of skilled tech workers in Japan, the vast majority of talent aren't going to grind years of n2 for an otherwise useless language that's only spoken on a single tiny island with a declining economy. They should be begging skilled overseas techs to come over and offer years long japanese language training. But that would require the Japanese to speak English and we all know most Japanese (looking at you salarymen) have done and will do anything and everything to avoid learning another language.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/1se71tr/learning_kanji_as_a_neurodivegent_person/
why does this keep fucking happening?
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>>50838107
bitch sucks complete ass at japanese + is ugly as sin
>>50838120
how do you propose said foreigners communicate with people at their work? the number of bilingual or english office environments is a small %
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>>50838119
true
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chris has made some great videos and is likable despite being british but ever since he's started having the trash taste retards in his videos ive stopped watching anything he makes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_SgzFm2llk
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rip to my nigga kouji
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when is fate turning hitler into a servant
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cant believe they havent had a single great roman like caesar or augustus or even mark anthony (despite his military achievements being massively overblown). or have they had them in one of the million tie ins i didnt bother with?
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mein nigga
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he was a hero
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by the time i get fluent the japanese speakerbase will have declined by the multiple millions and wouldnt another country also start culuremogging japan in the future like korea does now?
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the first ep of nippon sangoku made me want a kansai ben gf
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>>50838189
meme ahh name
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>>50838118
damn she hot af
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>>50838202
look up who he was
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>>50838107
cant believe she posted a video of her sucking off all the japanese homeless dudes on her of
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nah i think ill look down
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>>50838208
shes fat now
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claude add ozempic to that sows feed
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ozempic is real bad it makes you lose lean mass too
just eat raw meat
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ozempic doesnt make you lose anything it just suppresses hunger
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you lose as much lean mass as you do with a typical caloric deficit
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bet raw meat tards body fat % is terrible
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morbidly obese calling ppl fat
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14%er here plus my bmi is normal
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7 weeks into my cut and ive lost 0 strength actually progressed on a lot of lifts though im sure stagnation is coming
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>>50838225
>>50838227
yeah thats bad and you lose bone density too because your body leeches the minerals it needs from them
to lose weight in a healthy way you have to eat when naturally hungry
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>>50838242
there's a peptide that makes you stronger so it's no big deal
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>calorie deficit implies mineral deficit
t. iq deficient raw meat tard
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>>50838242
what the fuck are you even talking about retard lmfao
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everyone hush. bido is the only one with the authority to speak on this
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caloric defict is a huge meme you have to eat more and nutrient denser to lose weight
https://youtu.be/tCREVI2H4FA?t=895
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just genomemaxx and take exactly the supplements you need + eat the highest protein to calorie ratio foods
you can get bodybuilder tier protein amounts with near 0 carbs and fat in less than 1k calories ez
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just speedrun death
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>just eat a kg of chicken breast per day
sounds like hell
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>>50838278
>>50832342
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i don't eat meat and easily get 150-200g of protein daily
skill issue
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you get 0 protein per day
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plants dont have over 15 nutrients
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your mom gets plenty of protein per day *unzips dick*
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i genomemaxx my quarterly blood reports are flawless
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i don't count my macros and i feel dizzy all the time
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damn yall fuckin retarded fr
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you don't have to count anything after setting up your routine
>>
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modern nutritional science did so much damage retards think protein is some kind of a magical substance and not just an umbrella term
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>>50838292
btw i hit 175 pounds on my hand dynamometer
>>50838320
you can easily optimize for amino acids
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I started a zero fiber diet
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Wow, just found a new genre of shorts! Great for immersion. Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nuWLsa-FhbI
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I think I'll go vegan
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>>50838366
>>50838384
Don't do it
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put some heavy cream in my pasta sauce yesterday and got woken up this morning by cramps in my gut from the molten liquid diarrhea making its way down my innards was writhing for like 20 minutes
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>pasta
there's your problem
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chronic inflammation accelerates telomere shortening and oxidative stress
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protein is that stuff your ribosomes make
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its over i cant download shit from tver anymore with a vpn
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get fucked
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oh my science oh my science not my heckin tver
>>
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>>50838387
I am doing it
I don't need fiber
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thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMR0rFrV2S8
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>>50838423
id probably blow a load in her after a few drinks
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why is her forehead half her face
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dame unkos mom has n2
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>>50836575
remembered this and laughed again
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how do you learn a language then not use it for 26 years
cant imagine a day without at least looking at some japanese stuff
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>>50838417
https://youtu.be/j9H3MdRESp0?t=79
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shes a woman
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im a woman
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ur a bitch
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i wanna woman
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hes a woman
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I'm a woman and it's my penis
So that means it's a woman's penis
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i got a big dick
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Should I convert my EPWING dictionary files into an open source or more widely supported format such as stardict or slob?
>>
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>>50838490
how the fuck should i know
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And what about the Yomitan dictionaries? Should I also convert them?
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should i convert my onki cards to slop
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>>50838491
it only takes a few more generations for people to forget xqc
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>>>/wsg/6125682
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only in japan is having good goy grades in school a requirement to fuck someone
>>
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>>50838519
fuck you ciaran you fat fuck
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ciaran is a malnourished vegan hes probably even dead now
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>>50838515
yeah and that seems to pay off bigly
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accidentally summoned seethy
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>4
lmfao
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No one cares about me because I am a sub-par human
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>>50838515
korea?
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mamma mia...
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>>50838540
not true
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i wish i was 140 instead of 130 *dabs solemnly*
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how the fuck am i supposed learn japanese when all the apps i need to pay for? this language is for richies
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140 is worse than 130 though go big or go home
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not even neets can learn all day because they time to shit eat sleep
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>>50838128
wouldnt autsim make it easier to learn japanese?
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>>50838565
nora has autism and it hasn't worked out that well for him
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>>50838564
why dont they make shows like this anymore? japan isnt even the most perverted country in asian anymore
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they made that netflix slop about early jav like a few years ago
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TIL about gaijin suicides in japan meaning there has been a least one dekinai who literally roped
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shoulda been unko but he loves his minced shit onigiri too muchc
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>>50838579
>netflix slop
not japan made
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chud mald
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>tried to learn (and fail) Japanese for 15 years.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathCertificates/comments/1c18j2r/david_kirk_grinder_byuu_near/
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>>50838573
queef moment
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goonmaster
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>>50838573
which one is?
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that greasy metatron guy has elite japanese for a shitfluencer ngl
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>>50838608
india
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>>50838616
name?
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>>50838616
dude that's fucked up
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to know about japan you need to know more about asia which i suspect you dont know
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>>50838618
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being a gaijin that knows japanese in japan in the 80s seems pretty kino
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>>50838623
needs a remake
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being in the 80s seems pretty kino
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nah fuck that shit being in the 2040s will be kino
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>>50838636
because of the mirror bacteria takeover?
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because of the singularity
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>fuck that shit
unko says shit is for eating not for fucking
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>>50838649
itll just be remakes of 80s sex comedies
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>>50838663
with larger breasts
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full dive goon vr
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伸るか反るか

i always read this as push or bend
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>>50838673
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ji2UDiXa2h8
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i would probably goon all day if japanese women actually had thighs and hips
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i would stop gooning all day if they had
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VSPDS-217
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>>50838673
its almost impressive just how little ass she has
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the amount of incest plapping that happens in the abyssgard family makes me wanna watch
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space

the final frontier
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more like the final queer
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whenever i watch jav it just makes me angry how its censored
>>
>>
never liked jav. too fake
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>>50838782
careful saying that, non-con is big in jav so you might as well say i only watch real rape videos
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whenever i watch jav im like damn these guys cant fuck for shit
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as for me? rezu kisu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCHVWD6uT1g
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this dude is eating beans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaZyAPkXxbA
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beanz nigga
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ubOBB80LA
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It feels great to take enormous poops
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g6UOWYzNaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuUU7Qow8ME

both of these were absolute bangers
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>>50838822
luv anri me like
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I love it when the poop rubs against my prostate as it stretches open my sex hole
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>le prostate g spot meme
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i have put things up my butt its not a meme it feels good
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didnt ask austrian tranny
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youre lying
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this is wrong
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why would i lie about that
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its a humorous djt persona
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>>50838844
seems ok
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*takes the mask off*
i put things up my butt
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can I penetrate the hole with my shining gorippa-sama? >:3
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if youve never pounded your own asshole with a big dildo then just smfh
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kys
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i've birthed monumental turds from my ass but it never feels good beyond the general feeling of emptying yourself of toxins so idk what you're going on about
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this thread has a weird obsession with shit
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blame mlenko and the tranny
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everyone wants to have gay sex with me so bad
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i havent wanted to have sex in a long time
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sex doesnt apply where reproduction is impossible
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I'm literally a sex icon LMAO
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>listen to a female japanese podcast for immersion
>"un un un un unnn un un un un un un eeeEEE un un unn un un uNNNN un un unn un uuunn unnn eeeeee unnn un unnnunun unn"
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mlenx
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lmao
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sex is cool and all but i would turn it down for some gay cuddles
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>>50838886
link?
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>>50838888
https://youtu.be/gewVqZGpwQA?t=221
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>>50838893
brutal mogging
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>>50838893
me and og
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>>50838888
>sa
>sa
>sa
>sa
>sa
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>>50838898
lmfao
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>>50838900
that's gojo's line
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>>50838893
he has 3 tits 2 up high 1 down low....
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>>50838893
i remember that
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how do indians learn japanese?
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>>50838893
theres literally 1 liter of water in this tub to account for displacement
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>>50838904
he has 3 tits she has sucked on...

>>50838907
lol
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>>50838908
link to sucking?
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are you a premium djt user? i posted it in chat
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link?
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tkyosam is the king of djt
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there are no kings, only the godless and forsaken remain here now
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zelda?
>>
>>
agf is the princeps of djt
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>>50838922
i think he weighed closer to 400
something like 380 to 420
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uh oh i think i prolapsed
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>>50838893
what exactly is going on here? i assume he's paying her but whats the dynamic? just a hooker?
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blimey thats 28 stone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZi41b1zcIU
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>>50838934
my stepdad used to watch this a lot
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jamal isnt your stepdad
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hes probably someones stepdad now
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what is the plural of someone?
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some many
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Time to make this thread better through my presence ;)
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i was making a joke about jamal being a stepdad to more than one
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time to x out of this shit
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uh oh mlenko did not like us mentioning jamal
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>>50838949
dito see you in space, cowboy!
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thats why he is a jamal :3
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>>50838952
id like you to kys regardless shart
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>>50838952
Jamlenko
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was old japanese better? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW1IAeNzCj4
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Not clicking. Also, I win!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNCIxs7J9zc
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Still not clicking lmao *dabs and wins thread*
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80iq ragebait
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Who's ragebaiting?
Also, yooooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGg3-f-ImKE
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>>50838981
only gaijins will be allowed to use old one :^)
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watashi gaijin kimi nihonjin
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>>50839005
and vice versa ;)
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I win ;)
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Oh yeah, I am OWNING lil romi
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FAT BITCH ALERT
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>>50838671
proof anki doesnt work
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スイーツご満悦ゴキゲンチャンネー Ψ(*¯ч¯*)'' ŧ‹”ŧ‹”
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>>50839016
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why are there so many fat people in japan now?
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>>50839035
post ww2 jewish influence
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said who?
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>>50839039
kys
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>>50839039
keep your size >:3
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>>50839041
shut up
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kill yourself and i might consider it
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you won't have time to consider anything but shutting up
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fat bitch rotten coochie smell
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i have time to watch you neck yourself
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>>50839048
I love cookie smell yay! XD
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Oh yeah, I win
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im gonna lose my temper desu! ヽ(`Д´#)ノ ムキー!!
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fyi ;3
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I win lel
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before i learn japanese i need some proof of concept has there been anyone with ocd who learned japanese?
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>>50839100
Nope. Best stick with your English subs lol
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how do you say 亀頭フェラ in English?
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finally home from work

good evening /djt/
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I know how to say I win in Japanese
It's ore ha katsu yo
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>>50839128
yooo you finally wrote something not terrible
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>>50839128
nice try little bunko, it's actually ore no kachi da
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>>50839131
Literally everything I write is correct, but your Japanese is so shitty, that you literally don't know what's natural and what's not.
Remember when you criticized Howard's novel, but it was already corrected by a native speaker? Then you accused him of having the native write the whole thing, which effectively means you accused a native of being unnatural LMFAOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SO BAD AT JAPANESE
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Get fucked lmfao
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no real djter would ever doorknob nora so congratz for outing yourself as an outsider
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just disabled my filters and saw it hit mlenko not nora so i take my post but and lmfao
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>>50839186
you take your post but and lmfao??? damn you really are esl
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maldin
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@mlenko
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watch his cortisol levels spike again
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Just disabled my filters and saw that I got the victory nice
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How do I politely ask a doujin artist if they plan to reprint one of their slightly older works without appearing like a disgustingly selfish, arrogant, sniveling gaijin prick? is 大先生 a valid honorific?
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rodents? ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ cнϋ
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>>50839188
need this
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>>50839208
Something like
> 邪魔してすまない 同人誌の再販予定はあるか?最近どうもエロ本とかに目がなくてなぁ〜
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>>50839208
just call her name ;3
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i miss him
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an iphone?
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>>50839208
おい きさま再販してくれるか?
or if you'd rather be polite
おい きさま再販してくれるですか?
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Thread's back in my control
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>>50839227
Could use a の particle to nominalize the verb phrase.
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>>50839220
KOL'd at that last part. Thank you
>>50839227
Thanks anon.
>>50839221
:3
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>KOL'd
kekd out loud?
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I'm winning this one
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>>50839244
Yeah.
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>>50839255
well good
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Thankfully lil bromi has to read every post I write, so I'm basically invincible
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>>50839257
>>
I

W
I
N
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>>50839260
you are welcome ;3
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Fake James is getting rekt by me
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LL Cool James
>>
Winning this one baby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
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>>50839280
terrible song 2010s pop was fucking atrocious
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1GYVPsKa94
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>>50839284
great song
kind of reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieiY13-ykA&t=60s
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do you reckon mlenko has am emotional support plushy for when he's deep in his malding
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samefag literally lol
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mlenko getting btfo'd kek
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for me its troi
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For me? it's win
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>>50839220
crippled
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>>50839290
he probably strokes his monitor looking at pics of me
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>>50839326
Just like Howard's novel that was actually checked over by a native, right?
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the most disingenuous thing mlenko has ever done is probably pretending like howard is capable of stringing together a coherent sentence in japanese
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>>50839329
yes
weve been over how the checked version still had mistakes that got pointed out on chiebukuro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPV1FE4psZA
;__;
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>>50839331
I think you're missing the point. You called native-level Japanese unnatural. You have no understanding of what is and isn't correct lol
>>50839332
All that guy did was nitpick the style. I'm not even sure if he knew it wasn't written by a native.
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>>50839337
oh my god this is so emotional im literally crying rn
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I win baby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-6wHGkn2Dc
broke down in tears and slumped to the floor breaking my knees in the process
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i am owning fake unko rn dame
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>>50839352
skipped this so fucking hard. skipped all the interpersonal drama in ep 6 too on that planet while mark as recovering. just dont give a fuck
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>>50839354
you missed out on 10 minutes of oliver throwing a tantrum no one gives a fuck about
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i'm winning this one so fucking hard lol
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>>50839358
its kinda weird cause the interpersonal stuff in the walking dead comic isn't anywhere close to this bad. maybe its the tonal clash of edgy superhero bullshit and mundane small time character drama that makes it so insufferable
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>>50839337
お姉さんだからね(笑)

>>50839352
>you killed him
;_;
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Yeah I'm in control of this thread now
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9c00S8lNI0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8EEpgMhvnw
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only insecure men think it's gay
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>>50839384
fuckin based :O
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>>50839388
thanks fake unko!
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yup I am secure! ᕙ( ˙꒳​˙ )ᕗ
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yup i win
>>
>>
bido no kati da
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コラ言質とるな ヾ(・ω・`;)ノぁゎゎ
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>>50839409
why dont you share whatever youre using with the thread
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>>50839415
trial run, need to fix the bugs
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>>50839409
and yet this one just got through whoops
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>>50839412
not me i got busy again today and didnt bother with it plus if 416 works i wont have to bothe
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>>50839416
that's code for it doesn't work
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i wish i knew where i got 夜毎 from
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>>50839416
based
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>>50839416
lfg
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I am....
UN
FILT
ER
A
BLE
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO *shits on ur face*
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based unko dabbing on mlenko through his masterful evasion of his script
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>>50839416
https://files.catbox.moe/7gnxrm.csv
here are all posts from all djt threads frorm 2025 and 2026 in case its of any use. the ones made by mlenko with one of his 3 trips on are marked
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>>50839435
oh sweet
this will help
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love how my filter list makes fake bunko work over time in his free time
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mlenko be SEETHING
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>>50839421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn5blot9gS8
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https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitone
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>>50839441
qt
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>>50839439
I'm barely even trying, meanwhile you're wasting hours of your life trying to code this shit lol oooo sucks to suck fakshit
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oh you can trust me, you try a lot
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nah not even a little
i am cruising right now
>>
like just rn
>>
Who the hell are any of you people. Why are you here
>>
i am keeping this thread bustling while simultaneously btfoing that ass
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oh! one new post i can't see
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oh no! he can't stop me
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oh no melty
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>>50839464
yippee, you did it! :D
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sorry it's not working lol
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ur dick? my condolences
>>
don't be mad fake james lol
>>
今度 コンドム こんどれ ンスッ
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やはり、俺が本当に勝ったようだな
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llms are multilingual lil shitster 416 is gonna get you
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>>50839498
seems like it got through your shitty filter just fine lol
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my non existent filter yea lil dumbshit
>>
AIフィルタリングも日進月歩ですな( ˘ω˘)ウムッ
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>>50839506
more like NOT WORKING LMFAO
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you gonna kys when he releases the filter i just know it yep lol
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>when he releases the filter
JUST A FEW MORE BUG FIXES THAT OUGHTA DO IT LMFAO YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THIS
>>
feed the training data lol
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with pleasure open wiiiiiiide *sticks my penis in ur mouf*
>>
struggle to picture how a more pathetic person could have ever existed on this website. like what would such a hypothetical person have had to do to beat this
>>
often mouf ( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
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toji and gojo were the only cool parts of jjk no wonder its so boring and shit without them
>>
true true
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immersing with moe
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>>50839524
well also the minigame shit is random and stupid as fuck
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some dude is using anki to memorize perfect connect 4 play
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>>50839641
Wow, someone's using anki for something useful for once.
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Looks like this one's going to papa
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I have seven penises
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Oh yeah, I win baby lmao
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no one can defeat me
I'm the ultimate!
>>
I am the true and undefeated champion of DJT muahahahah
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ngl i miss moe with all my heart
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>>50839268
i actually checked this show out and its mind numbingly boring you gotta be fuckin retarded to sit through it
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ngl wouldve completely forgotten about moe if it wasnt for minifaggot
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ngl I think I've changed the thread for the better.
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>>50839780
I totally agree desu (´・ω:;.:...
I try recording any show with "English" in the title

in fact, this is enough to satisfy Japanese people when it comes to learning English, sirankedo :3
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>>50839878
for me, its nogieigo
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>>50839880
very nice! ;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsE-x5ybEb0
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the chatgpt lady is learning english how long will this last? https://x.com/kawausosuki0513/status/2041632075980362232
>>
>>
Hehehe what if we all dressed up like girls
Just for laughs haha
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love those stubby legs
>>
*with a serious face*
would (゚A゚;)ゴクリ
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>>50839672
damn youre finally meeting him?
>>
gay sex pest?
>>
I could probably show my penis to you
>>
well?
>>
Feeling good tonight dunno why
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all talk no action, immediately switches to his mlenko persona
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me and my mom wanna rate yur dick so please post it
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I am always bunko thankfully
>>
ara ara
>>
i am always gay thankfully
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>chat says japanese is the hardest language
>chat says tkyosam is retarded and fat
>tkyosam speaks japanese
>japanese is for retards
>>
正論パンチやめろよ(#)'3`;;)
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>>50840074
>tkyosam speaks japanese
u sure bout that?
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sedFgAJ9tFE
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>>50840074
He fails to both read and understand the world's simplest sentence. This man cannot speak Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxfBydN06U4&t=1065s
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inhale the aroma of my hairy balls
>>
*wins thread*
>>
ツツジが一斉に咲き乱れています

英語ではなんていうか知らない

辞書ではrhododendronって出てきた
>>
This thread's mine baby. I love being in control of this place lol
>>
https://streamable.com/nw9lo1
>all tripfags left or are too scared to use their code
he won
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i tried watching rail gun because nora watched it but it was trash jk fanservice slop so i dropped it 10 minutes in
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what did you expect actually?
>>
nora is an otaku and you arent
>>
I always win lmao
>>
I'm on the side of finding kigus creepy but I'd probably get gay fast with a friend who wore one.
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>>50840269
idk i went in completely blind
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花金
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boba booba boobs :3
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>>all tripfags left or are too scared to use their code
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I love owning fake James. Feels good, bros.
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>>50840321
肉っていいよね
>>
holy airbrushing
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>>50840423
hugging doggo is better(∪^ω^)わんわんお!
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Are you aware that black men are desperately trying to destroy the sacred bond between white men and asian women
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>>50840470
oh yea well explain george then
>>
george costanza?
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>>50840470
>japanese woman that lived in the us
nips almost always move to lib shitholes like cali or nyc when they go there for a year and they are comically susceptible to political indoctrination cause their lives in japan have been nothing but the rat race since they were born. so they had 0 time to develop critical thinking skills sufficient to endure the bombardment of propaganda they get in the us. ive spoken to multiple japanese women that have lived in the us and they all sound like generic retarded white girls from socal, its kinda disturbing
>>
nips living in germany are better
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nk0WKVtyKj8
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Oh yeah I'm winning now
>>
Fake Jamesromi getting owned
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>>50840549
yeah its legitimately so sad seeing fully westernized japanese women
>>
I win this one
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inauthentic behavior should be a bannable offense
>>
the only time people get banned itt is when mlenko pulls his janny strings
>>
Follow the rules and you won't get banned? Not that hard to do, Mlenko.
>>
authentic pissbaby behavior should be a bannable offense
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KvgFKrGyc
pausing my english immersion for this
>>
You should try the irc. I hear they care about that sort of thing ;)
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if japan were as perverted as people say, japanese would protest av censorship by self immolation
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its criminal how many masterpiece otoko no ko javs are ruined by censorship
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>>50840696
kys
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>>50840718
姫様、拷問の時間です :3
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>>50840718
title reminds me xena has never been remastered
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>>50840721
lucy lawless gets her milf tits out in spartacus
>>
xena the warrior princess
>>
fake cum and fake moaning have ruined more javs than censorship has
>>
>fake moaning
that's sex with all women
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>>50840763
i mean the really over the top stuff where they are screaming like they are in pain from a lil average japenor
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imagine if they let prime manuel ferrara loose on jav whores
>>
imagine knowing male porn star names
>>
imagine they let dredd loose on japan
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>>50840779
if i see someones name in hundreds of titles on pornhub or whatever over the years im bound to remember it
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>>50840763
women yeah but with girls it isnt
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>>50840799
drink acid
>>
bidos cortisol spikin rn
>>
bido hates his biggest fan...
>>
bido is seethecel? :/
>>
always was
>>
id rather eat glass than spend 1000 posts arguing about race and iq statistics on /trash/ so no im not seethler
>>
thats exactly what lil seethey would say
>>
shart
>>
that's pedo guy though
>>
you have no idea how little that narrows it down..
>>
i dont really rage at these posts per se but i do see murder flash before my eyes sometimes
>>
gonna go see the new super mario movie today
>>
>>>/wsg/6126027
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>>50840886
literally why
ive played almost all the games and i have seriously no interest in watching it or the first movie
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>>50840892
friends asked if im coming along
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>>50840895
i mean its probably not terrible or anything just very bland
>>
>friends
this website is finished
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>>50840886
mario should be a distant stoic heroic figure while the movies seem to depict him as some faggot everyman yapper. fuck the movies
>>
would watch it if they have futa rosalina
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>>50840922
everyone in this thread has at least one friend: me!
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>>50840977
(∪^ω^)bau bau!
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>>50840987
are you dying? ;__;
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>>50840995
(∪^ω:;.:...
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futanari
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confession accepted
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>>50840927
A yes, the distant stoic figure whose catchphrase is "it's-a me, mario!"
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https://files.catbox.moe/a0x22x.mp4
how is it possible for nips who read things for fun in their free time be so dekinai?
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>>50841202
the kanji are very similar and most normal people read stuff heavily based off of context but in this case the two words come up in similar contexts
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>>50841202
lmao if this was a djter people would be replying "moya? kasumi?" to unrelated posts years later
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my wife couldnt read 靄 on its own the other day and she reads a lot of web novels and manga
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reading in context is the skill they are trained to do all their life so recognition in isolation really doesnt matter
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>>50841244
what's her favorite manga
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pigs would eat anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNF5hi2CoE0#t=2348
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oishinbo but he's eating shit from the asshole of every animal on earth
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anal correction
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lets game pippi
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>>50841003
saddest kaomoji ever
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my butt is so full of tentacles
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my anal is fine
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more like gaynal
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Lately I've been watching Japanese live streamers on Twitcasting, this one is super cute

https://twitcasting.tv/c:peace_world
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lol sometimes when dumb russian whores on pornhub use a title like "he fucked my anal"
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lol
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lol sometimes at whores
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learned 障害物 way before 障害 award
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dont care award
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madko award
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Hi /djt/, someone is annoying our general asking us what this character is when none of us know or care.
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>>50841618
we dont care either
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>>50841639
Yeah, but if none of you guys can recognize the character, even from context, then wouldn't that confirm you don't know Japanese?
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exactly nobody here knows japanese so fuck off
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>>50841643
Why are you guys here then?
And what's with this
>>50841468
>>50841469
>>50841477
>>50841495
>>50841515
>>50841594
>>50841596
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>>50841641
weve transcended caring about whether someone thinks we know japanese or not as well
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>>50841650
were here explicitly to tell you to fuck off
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all me btw
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>>50841650
cry about it
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why is /djt/ so mean
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wtf Sakamichi General literally has 14 threads in the catalog because they race to make a new one every time lol
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sakawhochi?
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some idol thing idk
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is it bad i want more indians in japan?
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no idea what sakamichi is
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akip's new cashcow
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no idea what akip is
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>>50841481
>26 years old
>looks so cute and innocent
>single mother with a 6yo child
>lives alone with child in osaka
girl got pregnant at 20, yikes
is this what they call a "landmine bunny"
are japanese girls whores?
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>michi
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>looks so cute and innocent
looks like any other 5/10 you see anywhere in japan
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>looks like any other 5/10 you see anywhere in japan
she's not even live anymore you can't see her
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i saw her when the link was posted you stupid cocksucker
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stupid cocksucker lost
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i'd say she looked better than a lot of girls in Japan, especially since she had no makeup
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>>50841746
>girl got pregnant at 20, yikes
kys
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>>50841779
I didn't know that's common in Japan
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>>50841792
if they aren't married and have a kid well before 30 they are considered a failure. 20 is not unusual
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>>50841643
I passed N5 and I think others here are also working on N4, so you are wrong
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>>50841858
i passed n1 and dont know japanese so i think i know what the fukc im talking about
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this is the jack shitter association
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>>50841855
I did not know young single mothers is a problem in Japan, do Japanese men marry woman that have children with other men?
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people that arent dumb forget that there are millions of double digit iqers in every populous country living in an entirely different reality
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>>50841869
no
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hell there's a million per square inch in africa
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theres a billion per square inch in india
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just finished watching a Techlore stream and need to find an entertaining stream for this afternoon, any recommendations, prefer English with a bit of Japanese cuture perhaps
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>>50841882
Well, that's pretty sad actually, she seems like a nice girl
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>>50841618
It's 魔. Tell him he can't look it up because it's written in shorthand and also that he sucks at Japanese.
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um das chiense
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>>50841618
ok the first read through I thought this was an extremely passive aggressive way of saying we, /djt/, are currently being annoyed by someone asking our general what a character is when no one cares. It just occurred to me that "our general" would be someplace else. Funny.
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mario movie was fun lmaod at star fox's appearance
i will goon to peach x rosalina yuri now
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sub 90iq
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be honest its gonna be futa
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>>50841933
then it wouldn't be yuri
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futa is gay and disgusts me
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then explain why futa lovers identify as straight
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i want you to die real bad ngl
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>>50841943
there's simply something wrong with their brains same as with people identifying as some other gender
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masturbating to some porn actor so many times you know his name and can probably recognize him by his dick is perfectly straight however
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heh
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futa is for high iqs
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another nothingburger episode. they said they're doing something like 5-6 consecutive cours now so tensura must be really popular in japan
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tensura always had the first 8 episodes being nothingburger episodes per season
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tensura is based tho
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the earlier civilization building stuff was more fun probably cause of novelty. now things just kinda happen and theres nothing to it really. the geopolitics aspect doesnt have the depth to be interesting so theres just not much going for it beyond mild amusement and shions big tits
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yeah, well later
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grok make a new story branch point and make it like kaifuku
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evil hentai slime...
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I'm watching Fate/Zero only Japanese for listening practice.
If I'm understanding correctly, the Holy Grail only chooses those with the strongest desire to become Masters and fight in the war, and the Church priest got chosen, but for some reason the head of the Tousaka family and the Church father/pope believe the priest getting chosen by the Grail is a mere coincidence or irregularity so they can pull him into a scheme to secure their win in the war, even though they themselves admit that the priest lost his wife not long ago.
Are they retarded? It seems obvious that the Grail chose the priest precisely because he has a strong desire to revive his wife, and thus he will turn on them when the time comes.
Or is it that I'm misunderstanding?
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I absolutely cannot begin to wrap my head around the grammar structure of japanese. I learned the kana and I've learned a basic set of vocabulary, but i absolutely can't make sense of shit and every resource just leaves me in the dust
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>>50842081
what you're missing is that everyone read fsn and knows what kirei's going to do. you shouldn't read it as stupidity but rather as foreshadowing.
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>>50842089
I see, thanks.
>>50842088
I was the same. Japanese people speak backwards from the perspective of Western languages.
What you need is more exposure to the language. Keep engaging with it and trying to understand it, and eventually your brain will start accepting it as normal.
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fart tempest surrounds me
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farting in the orion space capsule
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some crack scientist in the 60s was worried about everyone dying in a rocket cause of the power of assgas so he did a big search to find 1 guy that could eat a tin of beans and not rip copious ass and suggested nasa only recruit such elite human capital for their missions but the dumbfucks instead just banned beans.
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theres 0 nutrition in beans
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they're a delicious dietary staple and in this thread beans are a hero, end of story
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beans dont make me fart but corn does
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corn is a horrible thing to eat. its terrible for humans
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corn is for engines
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yeah but every american food has corn syrup
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>>50842178
not if you nixtamalize it
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why did you reply/quote
we don't reply/quote here
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>>50840549
>that have lived in the us and they all sound like generic retarded white girls from social
i know a japanese girl (through my wife) that studied 1 year in NY and she's literally exactly this
your analysis is really spot on
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thanks grok
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Oh yeah, I win baby lmfao
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nothing wrong with socal
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>>50842197
>social
why is there a typo in your quote
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no way lil esl nigga typed that out :skull:
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I win
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I was thinking after I learned the kana I would do a core 5k deck while learning grammar, would it be better to download a n5 deck and learn the grammar required for n5 and then do the same with n4 and so forth?
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>>50842197
(weird precope)
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>>50842283
let's consult lingosteve
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>>50842283
Skip the core deck and go right to reading and making your own flashcards. You can use any beginner resource you'd like to learn basic grammar, but grammar is something you learn as you read. The JLPT levels are arbitrary and often not reflective of the actual material you'll encounter in media.
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>>50842293
i look like this now
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>>50842297
the grey hair part or the not studying part?
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>>50841862
it all depends on how you define knowing japanese tbf
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>>50842306
both
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Looks like I win the thread yet again. Fake Jamesromi is getting FUUUUUCKED
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>>50842325
w-wait! :O
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>>50842295
I want to be able to read novels like the works of 太宰 治 and text in Japanese and also possibly live in Tokyo is JLPT a sufficient metric for this goal?
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>>50842331
no actually i win
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>>50842364
living in tokyo doesnt require any japanese
dazai novels have tons of stuff not even on the n1 but if you cant pass the n1 you are sure as shit not reading them comfortably either
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no longer human _(:3」∠)_
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but a tranny
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when you haven't eaten in 24 hours and you're going for 36 (∪^ω:;.:...
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so まい means it's 'likely not true' and is an assumption. so it leaves open the possibility that the assumption is in fact true
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>>50842387
わかるまい 〜> わからない
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got a crazy cortisol spike from being pursued by 3 growling and barking stray dogs just now
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slav moment
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yeah pretty much actually got bit by a stray a few years ago and had to get rabies and tetanus shots cause it drew blood
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>stray
have yall tried not living in shitholes
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hey better a pack of roaming stray dogs than packs of blacks arabs and turks like in western europe
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>>50842387
maybe you can't understand..
二度とは言うまい…( ー`дー´)キリッ
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>>50842395
that's not what yomitan says

わかるまい means 'you likely don't understand' according to pic related
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rofl poorfags have such a miserable existence
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unless you're 8 figure god seethey im probably better off than you financially
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millionaire is the new 100,000aire after inflation
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true thats why you gotta be 10mil+
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>>50842412
yeah thats correct
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only thing i would be doing different being richer would be working less
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damn you sound boring as shit
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>>50842410
たぶんテリヤキチキンをたべまい

i heard japanese loves double negatives like this
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>>50842451
im happy with my vidya/books/jukujos/anime/walks etc
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>>50842412
まい is a negative volitional form
it's like a negated version of of the ~(よ)う volitional form or だろう, でしょう

then you have to try to understand how the volitional form works in japanese and what it really means
because it doesn't always just mean "let's do something" like 行こう let's go or やろう let's do it

when the subject of the volitional verb is first-person it usually expresses strong will to do in the future, like 私が行こう I will go, 話を聞こう I will listen to your story
when the subject of the volitional verb is third-person it usually expresses conjecture that something will probably happen in the future, like 雨が降ろう rain will probably fall, 会議では多くの反論が出されよう many opposing arguments will likely be presented at the conference

it's like a future form, but for many cases だろう or でしょう would be used instead of a normal volitional verb
like 雨が降るだろう it will probably rain, 反論が出されるだろう arguments will probably be presented

~まい is like a negated form of this, still future but negative
私が行くまい I will not go, 話を聞くまい I/they will not listen to your story
雨が降るまい it will probably not rain, 反論が出されまい arguments will probably not be presented
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you forgot the consumption of human fecal matter
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tldr
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>>50842472
grok 2 word summary: Strong negative conjecture.
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>>50842473
i do not do that why do you keep bringing it up
closest thing i do is licking that 愛液
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they planning to translate the bible in every language in the world which they havent done yet but all languages with less speakers than japanese should be killed
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grok explain why westerners dont use kaomojis
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>tfw I'm forced to wear a vest
btw how do I sound くうくう in English? ᐡ(・༝・ᐡ ( ₊୭ )
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>>50842472
情報ありがとう!
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オリオンの人々、お帰りなさい!
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>>50842495
we'd probably just say he's whining or whimpering rather than trying to imitate it, if i got your question right
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>>50842503
wow, thanks! (ᐡ-ܫ•ᐡ)whining whimpering
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>>50842491
>キーボードと文化の違いで、シンプルな横向き顔(:-))が主流になっただけ。
これには苦言を呈さねばなるまい :-(
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>>50842364
No. Dazai's work is far above N1 level....fakeshit kek
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dazai writes like an annoying fag
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literally any book for adult natives is beyond n1 but you can start enjoying them way before that
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>>50842395
Correct. The speaker is speculating something isn't the case. New learners often misunderstand it as the classical negative, but it's actually the suppositional negative.
>>50842395
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH YOU DON'T KNOW JAPANESE
GET FUCKED YOU IDIOT NORA ACTUALLY KNOWS MORE THAN EVEN YOU AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
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seirei no moribito which is for kids is beyond n1
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( ˘ω˘)ドヤァ
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kiddo more like biddo
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Oh my god, he even groked that shit too. This is hilarious. Fake Jamesromi is probably the biggest idiot in DJT.
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awful, awful thread
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>>50842578
〜 =\= =
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>>50842081
Damn, Fate/Zero is really good.
I've been reading the Iliad lately and it feels as if I were seeing a version of it in anime form.
Fate/Zero is a modern Epic from Japan. Amazing.
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>>50842586
AHAHAHHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING SUCK AT JAPANESE
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>>50842585
This thread's great. That was one of the funniest mistakes you've made it in awhile holy shit
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>>50842590
urobuchi based
そいや最近見ねぇな :/
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crazy how much better fate zero is than ubw
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gonna read fate some day but i havent been in the mood yet
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>>50842571
>you can start enjoying them way before that
How?
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Man, how can Fake James be THIS BAD at the language? Literally how??? And he even offers advice like a retard
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>>50842623
with heavy dictionary usage and being ok with not understanding everything
you can still understand the gist of a lot of it almost from the very start
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>>50842623
>>50842630
if the schism between the difficulty of the material and your ability is too big it wont be fun. this is applicable to the vast majority of people
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>>50842634
>schism
learn english
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>>50842634
yea but in the very beginning just the novelty of it being actual written japanese for natives makes it interesting
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>>50842643
brainfart
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>>50842665
get ran over by a bus
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>>50842665
YOU'RE SO BAD OH MY GOD
EVEN NORA CORRECTS YOU WHEN YOU'RE WRONG. do you not even read japanese? like seriously? have you never even seen that before?? my god nangumi wasn't just a one-time mistake
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yh bido aint a single point over 129
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>>50842665
stop the bus with your large tummy
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i was reading a book about justinian earlier today and a chapter was about the schism in the church so my brain did an oopsie
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he ate lead paint chips and now he's under 100
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>expect kingdom hearts to be difficult to understand in japanese
>the beginning is easy at least
>hit pic related
>acquired ~ないこともない

if you show your stomache and surrender, i might overlook it.

i'll do episode 2 of railgun in 30 minutes
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boarders
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Anybody ever met a Yakuza member?
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>>50842691
forgot pic
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>>50842675
i finished kokoro recently and almost finished with the welcome to the nhk ln
ive seen (る)まい hundreds of times and the understanding that its basically like ーない is completely applicable
i say basically which is what 〜 means
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>>50842677
quiz won
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>>50842692
that was cause of my weed induced brain damage. im practically mentally disabled so its not nice to clown on me
>>50842699
yes give him attention thats a good idea
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>>50842675
Do you guys all recognise eachother or something? This guy isn't even namefagging and you're talking like you know who he is
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>>50842704
you rly dont want or need to be able to understand whats going on here its for ur own good to leave asap
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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
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>tfw a mesugaki sticks her tongue out at a gaijin mom
わからせねばなるまい(使命感) ;p
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>>50842711
I thought this may be a good place to discuss the Japanese language?
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>>50842714
im not joking when i say you should kill yourself
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the djt res gestae divi augusti are just people blogging about their farts
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do i choose magic
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I couldn't join the discussion because of her(>>50842719) jokes :(
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私のどデカいうんちにさすが興味を持ちましたか
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>>50842718
there is nothing to discuss anymore the method has been solved tldr read/watch more
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>>50842699
It's *basically* like mai at all. Are you retarded? This is what you do every time you're wrong. You just dig yourself deeper and deeper
Is だ basically だろう as well? Is that what you're saying? NANGUMI??? NANGUMI????? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I am dubbing today's blunder the MAINAI incident
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勝敗を分けるのわ執念さだからたべる
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I literally am the best JP speaker here
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>>50842743
i skimmed his post and assumed it was asking whether まい form is negative or positive
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>>50842743
have sex
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>>50842770
It's so funny how you never learned what まい means. You quite literally did not know nor even think to look it up at any point. You acted like
>どうぶつのもらい....yup got it right
lmfao
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>>50842777
seriously put ur dick inside a woman it will help with the state of you
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>>50842786
Seriously, learn Japanese before you offer advice. Nora's already better than you and you've been studying for years.
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>>50842791
that wasnt my post i just blog about my farts and random stuff. sex, have it for gods sake
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>>50842796
suuuure toromlen LMAOOOOO
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>>50842796
>t-that wasn't me that was my new persona idiot-kun!
stfu Fake Jamesromi kek
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>>50842791
do you want me to stream again?
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you're so mad about not having sex that you replied twice? bro even paying a hooker might help you
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>>50842807
I think you need to learn to read Japanese before you stream again, because wtf kind of excuse is this? lol
>i skimmed his post and assumed it was asking whether まい form is negative or positive
All you had to do was nod your head and say, "Yes, Nora, you're correct," but no, you always assume he's wrong, so you end up sounding like a retard when you offer your "correction" kek
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I love being the best person here at japanese lmao, none of you can even touch me
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>>50842746
>賂
お主も悪よのぅ(灬´ิω´ิ灬)
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It's just such a funny mistake. The fact that you keep inventing new reasons why you're weren't absolutely wrong is hilarious
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>none of you can even touch me
touch by a woman is what you need most of all
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touch me if you can ;3
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How bad do you have to be when even Nora knows more Japanese than you? lmfao
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how long have u been learning japperneez and how much of this do u understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16g4CCKtv1Q#t=1810
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It's hilarious to me the way lil jamesromi can't help but humiliate himself every thread and I don't have to do anything
I just have to exist here and by my mere presence I'm able to completely dominate the entire thread LMFAO
it's frankly pathetic, you guys are lucky to have me bringing much-needed quality to the thread
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Fake Jamesromi is so bad that he literally thinks まい is the same as ない HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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賂に

美味い焼売

受け取るまい

>t.愚妹

im just kidding (ㆁωㆁ;)テンテコマイ
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>>50841903
oh hey this guy actually answered my question, thanks
damn, this thread is seriously bad though
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>>50842897
No problem. Unfortunately, I'm the only one left in this place who actually knows Japanese, so nobody else can help kek
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>>50842897
some schizo joined a couple years ago and started posting more and more as oldfags left
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ああはなるまい( ˘ω˘)ウムッ
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>>50842905
You're the schizo, my dude lol
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didnt click
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>>50842912
not watching, sorry lol
have fun streaming to nobody
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lil romi streaming to nobody LMFAO
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>>50842912
most japanese i've heard in months
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no one's watching your stream my dude lmfao
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>3 viewers
me mlen and jamal fr
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vocarooより喋ってんじゃん(;´Д`)ハァハァ
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>>50842950
it's literally just you on three devices lmfao
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nah im in there
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Don't be mad that nobody wants to watch you read lol
Especially not after the mainai incident
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Unko is getting through text in half an hour that would take me a month
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Why are you all bickering with eachother? You have a common goal so it would make sense for you to get along right?
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can't believe i had any issues with 結い方 back in 2018
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>>50843002
true true :3
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>>50843002
djt was always a bit mentally retarded but the 瘴気 became too thick and we somehow spawned mlenko
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Mlenko got so buttblasted at getting mai wrong that he had to stream to "prove" his shitty Japanese lmfao
Thankfully no one's actually watching
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>>50843002
>>50842905
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>>50843011
Don't know who that is can I get a qrd anon
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wotd: 言祝ぎ (interesting yomi with this one)
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>>50843000
Lmao everyone can tell that's you, james
The only person anyone in this thread would actually say something like that about is me so it's pretty obvious
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>>50843022
Get fucked lmfao
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>>50843022
damn you explained it better than me (>>50843011)
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NO ONE WATCHED HIS PRE-RECORDED STREAM AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>50843002
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>>50843031
I've never heard that :O
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>>50843048
>4
true true
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>>50843050
read more
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>>50843046
nah i know you were watching it waiting for something to record
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>>50843056
naaah, I am an English person desu node! :^3
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Idiotromi's so bad at Japanese lmfao
>>50843063
Nope, not this time. Didn't even click it once AHAHAHHAHAHA
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why is mlenko so mad at bunkos stream where he shows of his high nihongo level?
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>>50843075
My dude, you thought mai was just a fancy version of nai. I don't think you know Japanese at all kek
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better question is why doesnt mlenko stream
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>>50843099
because he is dekinai, I know :-3
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I'm still laughing at how you had to pre-record that shit too. You were so buttblasted at the nangumi moment that you didn't even want to chance it LMFAO
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how do know it was prerecorded?
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>>50843109
No chatters + you were posting the whole time here kek
also, like I said, you were so buttblasted from the nangumi incident that you would pre-record it.
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>>50843115
how do you know there were no chatters if you didnt click
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of course no one chatted no one watched it
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am I watching something like 逆転裁判? :O
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>>50843120
Just checked the vod lol
Also, are you still playing that stupid Clannad game? How many times does that make this? I hope you remembered to read it as kachite for old time's sake.
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>>50843132
打っててまじでそれ思った
>>50843133
thats not clannad
have fun combing the vod with grok i guess
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>>50843120
gottem
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>>50843132
I was thinking of playing some visual novels in Japanese for immersion. What do you recommend?
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>>50843138
Oh my bad, it was the kata ni muketa one. A game you've also already played LMAO
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>>50843141
hmmm, I guess something affordable with audio would be good.. :3
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Man, what a hilarious day it's been. Never thought I'd see fakeshit absolutely fail on something Nora literally got right.
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>>50843191
thought you had been saying forever that hes better than me
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>>50843208
Have I? Well, it's definitely been proven today lol
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whenever I post more than a short sentence, people think I am AI
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Had you used AI, you wouldn't have made that horrible mistake lol
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>>50843222
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Today, I think I can safely say I win AHAHHAHAHAHA
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did we already scare away the new guy?
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There's no new guy lol
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immersing with moe
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>>50843216
so what did grok say about the vod
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やっぱ無難にFateとかになるんかねぇ(´ε`;)ウーン…
エロいアノンはランスとか好きよね! >:3
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>>50843341
お初にはだいぶ難しいかと
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>>50843358
そこの匙加減がわからんのよ(:3_ヽ)_
読ませるのが主体のVNsがそもそも無理ゲーw
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Game Gengo has a tier list for japanese learning based on features like furigana, push to continue, voice acting

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14TKRFvnDmBsgfxCJzkaNKTKmx4qDcsv7QSmfyzIKxQ4/edit?gid=0#gid=0

but the only part where I could find the VNs separated out was for 2025 releases only. He's not really a VN guy
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>>50843314
sorry you can't post this on /jp/ anymore since it's getting an official EN TL
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アルテミスII事故らなくてよかった


げえむは日本語でも英語でもいいから

いいげえむがやりたい


エストラーダ調整いいのかな?
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>furigana
>spreadsheets
>2025 releases
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>>50843139
get aids and die minirimmer
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had a banger omuraisu with my bro
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big if true
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fellas are you stupid if you sleep?
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>>50843742
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Quizmaster betrayed me. I updated my card front/back/styling to his template, but the cards end up looking COMPLETELY different from how they're "advertised" on his GitHub. If I had known it would out the fucking word left of the picture instead of on top I would've never made this change. And then for some reason the definition is at the very bottom when according to the description it's essential information and therefore near the top of the card.

You've betrayed me Quizmasy. Why...
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>>50843771
寝ずに働く女、賢そうに見えて怖いんだけど。こどものくせによく寝る女は大体普通だよ
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>>50843322
dunno didn't watch kek
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>>50843858
見てもわからんだろうしね
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>「ある朝、お日様がカツカツカツと厳かにお身体ゆすぶって、東から昇っておいでになった時、チュンセ童子は銀笛を下に置いてポウセ童子に申しました。」

I asked my gf (japanese) what this「カツカツカツ」is supposed to mean and she said she doesn't understand it either. what do.
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>>50843881
なんとなくのフィーリングでええんちゃいます?
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>>50843867
This coming from the guy who thinks there's no difference between だ and だろう LMFAO
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>>50843894
i never said that but ok cope you cant compete by streaming due to your bad ability and/or disabilities (in which case im sry ig
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https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2042724496008974336/vid/avc1/1080x1920/3uD_UTnRCnhuDSAK.mp4
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I wish I could smell a dude's benis
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>>50843935
giwtwm
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>>50843956
I were the doggo :3
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I'm gonna kick you in the munt
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soon you'll be a was/were
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>>50843907
You said and I quote
>まい ... [is] basically like ーない
You claimed the suppositional form of ない is "basically like" ない. You can't make this shit up lmfao
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hunt cunt munt :3
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Yup, I win lmao
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>>50843955
would (only left tho)
>>50843970
its more like 〜ない than 〜る despite it being ~*る*まい which was what i thought he was confused about (i remember being confused myself thats why)
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フリーレンなんだけど

アイゼンの声優がうまいとおもう
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showed my japbro this and he said 無理無理無理 >>50842665
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>>50843978
>i remember being confused myself
hrt helps
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browsing twitter on a brand new account seriously makes me lose hope in humanity
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>muh lose hope in humanity
redditfag kill yourself
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yeah because humanity is representatively on shitter rofl retard
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>>50844043
>>50844045
triggered virgins
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bizarre projection
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your mama so fat i plapped her and you still call me that
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>i stuck my head in an unflushed toilet wtf why does it stink
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unko...
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>>50844042
i made an account recently and the feed was fixed within an hour of using it
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>>50844077
mine just turns into fat japanese sluts every time
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turn into a corpse
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>>50843978
>its more like 〜ない than 〜る despite it being ~*る*まい which was what i thought he was confused about (i remember being confused myself thats why)
None of what you wrote makes any sense lol
I'm not even kidding, wtf does any of that mean?
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I swear Fake Jamesromi has no actual understanding of grammar and just says shit that he thinks makes sense but is really just Japanese word salad
>I saw the る and the まい and I wondered how much る was in the まい or if the まい overpowered the る in the まい and the blah blah blah
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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まいまいをたべるまい
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not a good day for romi
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What's even funnier is how you can't even admit to being wrong. You're trying to weasel out of it, but it's very clear you thought mai was just some obscure way of saying nai lmao
Gonna have to start calling this guy myny because of it
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>>50844130
I've decided not to eat snails 。。。。@ノ˙˙
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>>50844140
大東亜の時におじいちゃんのおとうさんのおとうさんかな

食いものに困って焼いて食べてた

って伝説というかなんていうんだろ

家族の中だけの言い伝えがある

ほんとうに食べ物がなかったんだって
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Idiotromi taking L after L kek
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holy shit stfu
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dame
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypb_44BHY9w
yoooooooooo
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Yeah I win
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Why are you still browsing DJT?
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>>50844198
screen addiction
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A better question is why am I still destroying you lol
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>>50844143
先祖伝来の片積璃なるぞ〜(違 (@_@;)
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I win
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cock addiction
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go to sleep, wake up and this freak is still spamming lol
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it's one of my dreams to visit Japan one day
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nigga talking like its on mars
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>>50844315
same
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dno who 15 is referring to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-C2TtWVI-k
YOOOOOOOO this will be epic
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tales of a piss
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what are you guys doing for easter tomorrow
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what am i supposed to do
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lunch with the senpai i guess thats what im doing
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lol
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yeah got owned right dea
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>>50844482
fuck my wife probably twice and hang around enjoying not being at work
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https://youtu.be/70qfB3rqw90?t=167
reading comic books got me a 60/60 thoughbeit
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Japanese Go term - 見合い - take this move if there is only exactly 1 available
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I only listened to Japanese podcasts for an hour yesterday instead of two hours. Am I NGMI?
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why does the N5 exist
does it make them tons of money?
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>>50844553
when i did the jlpt probably 80% of people there were doing n5, n4 or n3 and none of those have any practical utility so probably just for money ye
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doubt they make much money the fee is pretty small
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the expenses are tiny the proctors where i did it were just uni staff and volunteers
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But I did review!
My streak!
From 340 to 352!
AAIIIEEEEE
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hate the internet and hate people
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>>50844574
it was small back in the day
JLPT is very obviously for profit nowadays
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Is 魅 the ugliest joyo kanji? That little fucking ム is the cherry on top
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>>50844605
i love how these threads always have some random black pill blogger
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>>50844545
disingenuous question
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>>50844652
Kind of? I'm listening as much as I have time for, but I don't know how critical it is to meet a threshold like two hours per day or something.
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malding atm
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>>50844669
depends on what else you do, how many hours you spend on average not individual days, your current level, your goals/desire timeframe, and the difficulty of the specific podcast
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エストラーダがんばった

天心選手おめでとう
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stfu cocksucker
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In Japan, Heinz Tomato Ketchup is considered a delicacy and winnable as a prize in game centers.
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please don't call grandma "grandma" :3
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Can anyone tell me what this says, to me it looks like a 9 and 3 but that isn't a nine. I have miniscule understanding of kanji because I am lazy.
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>>50844776
丸が3つで丸三

だとおもうよ
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>>50844772
bro, your english practice.. too much japanese TV
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>>50844809
I don't know how to practice my English... wasa >:3
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try english media for starters
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hes in a thread where everyone is speaking english and instead of talking about literally any subject his posts contain nothing but idiotic nonsense. obviously he has no desire to "practice english"
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>>50844844
辻斬り
That's normal??
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>>50844674
>depends on what else you do
Anki reps, and I just started watching unsubbed anime.
>how many hours you spend on average not individual days
A bit over two hours each day starting about a week ago, and that's just for podcasts. Anki reps and anime are on top of that.
>your current level
I'd guess between N4 and N3? I've been able to make it through hour-long conversations with Japanese people in Japanese if they talk slowly and simply, but watching Japanese TV shows has me completely lost.
>your goals/desire timeframe
I want to be able to consume Japanese content without having to care about anyone translating it for me. I'm also going to be going to Japan again in 2-3 years and I want to be able to speak naturally enough that, whenever I talk to someone, they don't find it frustrating or annoying to try to deal with me.
>the difficulty of the specific podcast
It's the YUYU Japanese podcast, so the difficulty is quite low. Though it's useful for being able to pick out a lot of words to add to my Anki deck.
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>>50844855
nah, that's a crime _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
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>>50844852
but he's reading all our posts for immersion, right?
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that wasn't a random killing ig :/
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>>50844855
yes I do it a lot
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>>50844791
Thank you, it's in my sons coin collection so he turned to me to find out.
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eggfart
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she lives
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>>50845015
家紋で調べると面白いかもしれない
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>>50845196
I never like these weird fonts. Are they supposed to evoke a whimsical feeling?
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>>50845122
suffocating
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>>50841481
She's live, let's show her some love
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yh not clicking post a screenshot if you wanna sell your ewhore
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>>50845261
she's an ugly bitch thoe?
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>>50845261
>>50845281
What is she even talking about? having a sleepover with other guys?
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I lost my buttplug inside me and can't get it back out
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you dont have a buttplug
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>>50845303
Your just jealous of my achieved anal circumference
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yeah having an anal prolapse is my dream
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Next I want to expand my urethra
I want to achieve urethral gape
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I now have a working familiarity with the hxh alphabet. As if learning this language wasn't stupid enough already.
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riveting stuff
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>>50844390
fat pigga
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japanese is my magic
i'm gonna became japanese使い!
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>>50845455
hanarenai?
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>>50845457
looks like you are not meant to become a japanese使い :3
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what's the answer?
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>>50845464
えろいか
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>>50845464
maybe there's not an answer, everyone online says eroi + what is karoro
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>>50845464
sugoku eroi ^_^
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wow 炎威・甘露
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finna plug
>>
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Time to improve the thread, otherwise lil fakester's gonna think he owns this place
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time to flush the turd
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tmwsisters, fell me in on the latest drama. it looks like wei and lump got banned and everything related was purged
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idk what any of that is
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>>50845649
wei was a chink who did like 500 new cards a day. it appears he did something so fowl or awesome that the tranny admin of tmw attempted to wipe his memory from existence, deleting every single post that ever mentioned him

also this captcha is so fucking annoying no one would be willing to do it except an AI
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who asked
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oh my god glup shitto was banned from the blugabu discord, kurmo wraxir is abusing his power
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what cards with what starting knowledge and what answering accuracy
meaningless unnormalized data point
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Is there really a reason to read manga in japanese
Feels like such a low words per minute / not as engaged as full on as reading a book that you should just enjoy in english
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>read
>manga
what
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yeah the reason is that its fun
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>>50845663
i asked

and each time i post i have to answer THREE of these insanely hard IQ shape rotation questions. so be fucking grateful you got a reply

>>50845667
he was a chink but didn't know chinese so no kanji buff. looks like his accuracy was 50-60% percent and he did like 200-500 new cards a day (like 2K reviews I think) up to 20,000+, reaching the Eternal Idol quiz rank which is basically the highest rank you get on tmw without being a dictionary memorizer or 60 book a month autist. people are calling this revolutionary new method, made possible by advances in FSRS technology, the "wei method"
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holy shit nobody cares about your tranny pisscord drama kill yourself you retarded cocklicking faggot piece of shit
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>>50845671
more fun when u get better
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>>50845682
you assert "nobody cares," and yet i care. curious.
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>>50845686
you are nobody
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>>50845678
>50-60% percent
that's unbelievably dogshit but probably enough to memorize readings and jlpt multiple choice cloze questions. doesnt mean much though
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Feels good being better at Japanese than whoever Toromlen keeps talking about
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god i hate epicanthal folds
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? wrong thread + i would box u irl if you ever said that to my face
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ur not doing shit limpwristed yellow fevoid faggot lol
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the way you talk (zestyish) tells me you're weaker than me, physically and mentally
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the ironing
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daily homo thread
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i take this as your concession
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Oh yeah I win
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take it up ur ass
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these are my concessions
man i'm thrown and i don't know what to do
i guess i gotta give part 2 of my concessions
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犬を世話するのはとても楽しいです。
Why is it のは and not just は here?
You're saying taking care of the dog is very fun but は would already be is so why do you need the の before it?
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the thing of doing
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>>50845747
because は is marking the topic and subject, which needs to be a noun, and の makes it a noun (phrase)
actually if you want to sound like a badass samurai you can use が with just a raw verb but i don't think は
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のは is prime feel it out material
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that anri song someone posted the other day is great
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yeah i get that a lot
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>>50845747
Because we're nominalizing the verb phrase. We're not saying "I take care of the dog is very fun," we're saying "TAKING care of the dog is very fun."
>>50845776
Why are you so bad at grammar? This is not a feel it out thing. This has a direct translation wtf fakeshit
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why are you so bad at finding a woman to insert urself into
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>>50845776
>のは is prime feel it out material
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theres the double reply he's malding now its really something how little it takes to set him off lmfao
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sissy screeching
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I just told my video card its name is Gemma-chan and it started using kaomojis
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early signs of consciousness this is huge
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he just mad he still cant grok the vod because he cant afford premium
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oh my heckin lord how did the algo hide this from me for 3 days??!?!?
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>>50845965
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good evening /djt/
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that's a man, baby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3agC6do-624
remembering summer days and its just me sitting inside sweating my ass off working all day
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>>50845984
*slaps her in her ugly fucking face*
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>>50845999
sad lonely farting “working”
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its pretty lonely but my eggy farts keep me company indeed
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clicked on a bryan johnson video and burst out laughing when the jp auto dub started playing
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i hate porn
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why are you talking like an av whore eyeing an exit
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>>50845916
HE PAYS FOR ELON'S SHIT PREMIUM SERVICE I FUCKING KNEW IT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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uh oh, shots fired
How do you think fake unko is going to weasel his way out of this one you guys? I don't know if he can do it lol
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風子 had the best tits in jav but you can tell she hated making it which is sad
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>>50845464
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>>50846075
えいい?
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>>50846072
>he still watches with english subs
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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>>50846080
鋭意 yes
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i do porn
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kys
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You know, it kind of makes sense why Toromi watches with English subs. He doesn't even know the difference between nai and mai lmao
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women are so bad at vidya it makes me so mad
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>wendy's, japan
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>>50846085
nice
>>50846086
same but only 個人用
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*hot
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>>50846092
https://youtu.be/z9pVQbz3sFw?t=82
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Oh yeah, I win
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i just keep fucking it up
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i biohack fast foods so i can stuff my face with junk and stay healthy
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I
win
forever
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>>50846117
sounds boring
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cant believe bido got up to 40% body fat just from emotional eating lmao
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cant believe queefs still an obese pigdog
>>
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>>50846123
why not what part of my persona would indicate that that's something so unbelievable
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hes implying you got fatfuck genes cuz gaining that much fat is kinda hard
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uhuh well weird thing to just pop into ur head regardless
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just ran into 何たる in my immersion

this seems like important grammar, but apparantly it's not on the JLPT.
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well there are only 2 posters itt associated with obesity not surprising theyd come up in any health context
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last fart

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