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I want to marry Kim Ju Ae.

>>64909846
how do fuck are we suppose to know?

>>64909862
No one expects you to know anything.

now show me India's

>>64909846
>>64909862
>>64909867


One thing is known for sure - that fat cunt, who is probably incompetent at everything, had a huge interest in firearms since early age, has a huge collection and is told to shoot pretty well by one of his bodyguards who deflected.
So he probably wont take any shit when it comes to designing new rifle for his faggy army.

Why are they trying to recreate Steven Seagal's shitty Sniper Special Ops movie by sitting in chairs while sniping?

>>64909975
>is told to shoot pretty well by one of his bodyguards who deflected.
Anyone can shoot real well if they got a lot of free time, easy access to any firearms, ammo, place to shoot, and instructors at your beck and call.

>>64910049
Its normal to sit in a chair when shooting benchrest.

>tfw you will never bring your hapa daughter to the range

>>64910049
Because Kim is fat just like Seagal.

>>64909846
Feels like Kim has been bringing his daughter out more often. What's up with that? Trying to get a head-start on setting her up as his successor?

>>64909847
>>64909975
Impressive. Now let's see Kim Jong Un's groups.

>>64909975
As far as evil kings go, I kinda like him
>red weddings his retard brother
>personally executes his chink puppet uncle with a cannon
>sells lowest quality surplus and peasants to a country that used to dictate to them as the imperial center at larcenous markups

>>64910848
He's already officially named her. He's getting his leal lords used to the idea. Probably having his sister sniff for people who wouldn't play ball so that they can be publicly tortured to death.

>>64909847
>glace
>OH SHIT HE'S SEEN ME

The question that should be on everyone’s mind is: would you Kim Jong Un’s daughter, knowing that you risk getting executed with an anti-aircraft gun if you make her cry?

>>64909846
>>64909847
Wholesome :3

>>64911346
I go straight for the ass. Lick and stick.

>>64911346
She's like 15, gross.

>>64911466
Fag.

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Is this Norwood I or II?

>>64909846
>Miss!
Shit.

>>64909847
>I don't see anything. Were you even aiming?
(Grumpy leader noises)

>>64909869
Is it some long range precision shit thrower?

>>64911507
In-between them

>>64911466
There’s nothing wrong with a hag, bro.

>>64910070
anon that's literally every activity you can think of ever

>>64909975
>told to shoot pretty well
His form in >>64909846 is still shit though so I doubt it.

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>>64909846
Kek

>>64909846
>>64909847
>your fat fuck of a boss fires more rounds than you get to use a year while wearing clothing that costs more than your village makes in a decade

>>64909846
Why do Norks love leather jackets so much?

>>64910907
>personally executes his chink puppet uncle with a cannon

hes a motherduckinf piece of shit, but tell me more please.

>>64911751
Still stuck in 1950s Soviet propaganda mindset, like much of their overall soviety.

>>64911751
Because they are cool looking and also it's cold enough to wear a jacket.

>>64909852
She is breedable

>>64911751
Just like Kims suits made of the finest material it looks acceptable for North Korean society but lets him drip out.

>>64911731
That was exactly what I thought of too.
Archangle can't keep getting away with it.

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>>64911751
Cause it looks cash, especially if you're heavyset and evil
If trump still had any fashion sense he'd be rocking one too

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>>64910886
OK.

Entire government cadre got gifted them:
http://kcna.kp/en/article/q/c159001ca833663da503e1892a853a26.kcmsf

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>Bro, just assassinate their Government!
>The Government in question:

>>64911766
Not that guy but he had his uncle executed with an AA gun.

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>>64911912
Big Sis looks like she finally got some sleep, she seems to be in a good mood. She just got made a department head with several other departments consolidated under her.

>>64911766
older nork uncle had relationships with chinks. kim solidified power and got rid of him.

>>64912035
He also diddled Kim’s sister.

>>64911766
>>64912035
He was a double traitor who was working to become the PRC's puppet while also trying to sell them out to the CIA. His family got out and is in hiding in the USA but he lingered too long trying to get the US to let him move out all his stolen funds and got whacked.

>>64909846
>>64909847
>>64909849
>ywn be the dictator of a country and go on fun daddy-daughter dates to launch missiles or shoot new sniper rifles with your cute daughteru

Kim don't seem so bad after the entire Epstein fiasco. NK, Cuba and Iran stand in defiance to the pedophile west.

>>64912155
Too bad they all suck at warfare.

>>64912161
The Soviets ain't around to help them. China won't do shit because it has no ideological project and will abandon its allies because they're just 'socialist with chinese characteristics' whatever the fuck that means. If the prime USSR was around today we would've seen Cubat Missile Crises 2.0 with Venezuela. A sad state of affairs.

>>64909846
>compact lightweight chassis
>chinese knock off scope
>chinese knock off bipod
its probably fine as long as the barrel isnt dog shit
I like the integrated carry handle but they should make it flatter for bag rest

any ID on the ammo? doesnt look rimmed

>>64911945
>she seems to be in a good mood.
shes imagining gunning down capitalist pigs, of course shes in a good mood

I want to give her a big mac and make her my wife

>>64912280
Imagine having to help her quit speed and coke cold turkey.

>>64912173
Yeah because the USSR collapsed due to it being retarded so that was never going to happen, what a stupid cope hypothetical

>>64911895
>this
Annon spitting facts up in here

>>64909975
What are the odds that he's a /k/ommando?

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>>64911895
Dear leader Soprano buys his own groceries! Truly a man of the people!

>>64912639
Not unlikely, I'm looking at Norktard's post below and noticing how he knows things that haven't been made public:
>>64912094

>>64912712
>Norktard is just Kim Jon-Un shitposting

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>>64909849
>>64912149
This is literally the principle behind picrel (loli had a mansion and staff)
>I wish I was a teenage girl

>>64912733
The Russians used /k/'s autism to fix their propaganda. Why wouldn't Kim use it for its weapons?

Bonus: If I were North Korea's dictator, I'd feel pretty lonely as well. 4chan helps with that.

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>>64912733
>>Norktard is just Kim Jon-Un shitposting
It does have the ring of ridiculous.

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>>64912712
>>64912733
I assure you that the fact i'm never posting right before an On the Spot Inspection or during a Party Congress is total coincidence.

>>64910907
>red weddings his retard brother
he literally IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!!'d him

>>64911346
Honestly, no
This is the second time now I've been ditched because my dick is too long and bruises cervix
I'm not taking the chance that this particular sin condemns me to death by Koksan

>>64909849
Real Gunslinger Girl vibes

>>64911751
You say this like as if leather jackets are weird or something. What is wrong with you?

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>>64912780
>Real Gunslinger Girl vibes
I don't recall any chubby Gunslinger Grils, do you?

>>64911751
>Why do Norks love leather jackets so much?
It's not just them, leather is extremely popular from Georgia to the Stans to Tuva to Mongolia to Manchuria to North Korea.
It's a Steppe thing I think, hunter cultures.

I have leather from several of those countries that I picked up in my travels.

>>64912745
my boner is indeed for moner

>>64909846
>>64909847
>>64909849
>Accuracy International Arctic Warfare at home

>>64913200
It looks like Archangel's Moist Nugget 'Precision' Rifle (it isn't but).

>>64910080
>North Koreans
>Literally the purest Koreans out there with 0 immigration and 0 plastic surgery
>Hapa

>>64913223
This. They will likely kidnap Russian ladies so the Dresnok boys don't interbreed with local nationals.

Say what you will about Kim…he seems like a good dad.

>>64913208
>>64913200
There is a claim that it is a copy of the Lobaev Arms DVL-10 with a fibre stock, he was whining that he wasn't getting royalties.

>>64913271
It might just be the same 'new sniper rifle' that Kim was seen shooting in April last year, which is probably a Steyr-Mannlicher SSG 08. Since Russia did have a supply of those, they could have traded them to Norks in part of the deal.

>>64913271
>Lobaev Arms DVL-10 with a fibre stock
Doesn't look like it.

>>64913282
>which is probably a Steyr-Mannlicher SSG 08
Looks more like it.

>>64913295
The bolt doesn't look right, besides it is way too simple looking.

>>64913300
Receiver cutouts resemble the SSG 08 more. You can still see the curve in the ejection port sides.

>>64910049
Why aren't you?

>>64909846
How the fuck should we know? They won't export them to the west, and even if you get them to talk they aren't gonna be honest about it, there's extremely few examples of norkie made guns in the western world.
Maybe they'll sell them to some other country's military and we could perhaps find out their impressions one day, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.

>>64910049
It's just casual benchrest shooting at a range, dude.

>>64910070
As opposed to other activities where you don't need to do them to become good at them?

>>64911751
You don't like leather jackets?

>>64913310
The Steyr looks like the probable source, these might be the first batch of the local variant.

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>>64909846
I'm bit sad they didn't further their retro-reengineered metal SCAR. But yeah the argument over whether its better than an AK..

>>64911466
>like 15
So NOT 15.

So…are shooting targets or personality executing?

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>>64909846
Rocketman tongues my anus

>>64911466
...out of 10!!!

>>64912149
be the change you want to see anon.

>>64912270
They have compact cases as you can see from the well accessoried case next to Kim Yo Jong checking her bolt function. They seem very light and basic, they probably decided to make them as light, basic and functional as possible.

The rounds almost look like they have a recessed rim in their boxes, they are not 7.62x54.

>>64914265
Derp, forgot image:

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>>64914267
>>64914265
What the fug? Made sure to include image twice:

>>64909862
We have pictures and 99% of /k/ judges weapons on looks alone.

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>>64914276
>'Mr President, we have recieved word that the North Koreans are preparing for a Government assassination attempt'
>'They knew we were coming after them?'
>'No Sir you don't understand, the North Korean Government is coming after you'

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>>64914276
Are they letting General Too Many Medals take these home? are high up party officials even allowed to own firearms? or are they just presents for the photo-op and then back into some armory locker they go?

>>64912149
>this

>>64910070

The bodyguard mentionmed he shoots Toks oddly, like he cups them and holds them close to his face like he was sighting a rifle. He is supposed to be be very good, them being obsessively good shots is a long time family legend that has become a job requirement.

Sungs mom dual weilded broomhandles and gave them to Il after he was born in a log cabin on the slopes of Mount Paektu after a pregnant Sungs mom lead a defensive action against the Japanese. It happened, their are paintings and all that stuff
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>>64913518
I suspect the reason is that it isn't a top folder, from the latest parade they are going all in on the helictical magizines. I'm suprised they haven't shown up in Ukraine but 40 rounders and 75 round RPK drums seem to be what the Nork Expeditionary Force s are using, probably because they are mostly using Russian guns given to them in theater.

>>64914323
Yes they are taking them home and those Generals have less medals than your average US National Guard E-6.

They wear the entire medal not just the tab or ribbion, most of those are for time in service or units they did a tour with like US service ribbons/tabs. They aren't fake medals they just display them much more openly than we do.

>>64911751
Stuck in the 50s culturally

>>64909846
no and not elling you how I know that instantly because your a commie propagandist
>>64909852
kys

>>64912094
Fuck off you schizophrenic cunt, Jesus Christ. We can't have a single thread about North Korea without your schizo-ass shitting it up with your batshit insane head-canon and fanfics.

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>>64914391
Interdasting. I'd figure it would be no guns allowed , for anyone, ever. But then again those guys at that level know all too well the consequences of misuse or turning them on dear leader. So I guess if anyone COULD be trusted, I guess its them.

>>64909975
>d is told to shoot pretty well by one of his bodyguards who deflected.
bet he plays rounds of golf that are all holes in one to you worthless spastic

>>64914365
>them being obsessively good shots is a long time family legend
I’m referring to—what else?—the 38-under-par 34 reportedly fired by the late North Korean despot Kim Jong Il, a man known to his people as Dear Leader and to you and me as Dear Top-the-Leader Board. According to official North Korean state accounts, Kim’s round, the first he’d ever played, was highlighted by five aces.

Outside of North Korea and its oppressed population, no one buys a single bit of this. This is, after all, a regime whose countless fabrications include the claim that Americans eat Korean babies, and that Pyongyang won the space race by landing a rocket on the moon years before Neil Armstrong made his lunar walk. (I’ve seen the aforementioned rocket up close and in person; it looks like it was made from papier-mache).

https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/

>>64913142
Gunslinger Girls IRL are rare enough no matter the size, it'll do
Also, it's just baby fat MMKAY!
If Ae-chan does a lot of cardio and abs focus over the next few years and doesn't stuff her face, she's going to have a glorious set of T&A

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>>64913282
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>>64913300
>>64913310
>>64913419

looks like a SSG 08 copy with a copy mdt chassis

>>64914365
>It happened, their are paintings and all that stuff
I'm certain there are paintings.

>their

>>64914732
>If Ae-chan does a lot of cardio and abs focus over the next few years and doesn't stuff her face, she's going to have a glorious set of T&A
Both her parents are fat, she's going to be a whale.

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Why do I suddenly want a leather jacket?

>>64909846
first gun to keyhole at 0.6 yards

>>64915346
because your mid-life crisis is beginning.

>>64915346
Hey, it's been working for Jensen.

>>64911912
Just a bunch of lads having fun and living there best lives

>>64912155
Latest brics cope?

>>64909846
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>>64909849
fucking chinweld. fatty doesn't have a good cheekweld and the qt doesn't even have her face on the comb

>>64910049
do you not own guns? it's normal to sit while shooting. it's called bench rest shooting. most people either shoot off the bench or prone at an outdoor range

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>>64917164
tfw 20 y/o
that old gypsy fortune teller was right!

>>64922005
>tfw 20 y/o
In the twilight of a man's vigour, his mind turns to looking fly as fuck.

>>64911346
>However, Choe Su-yong, a former NIS intelligence officer, claims that Rodman misunderstood the Korean words jeoae (저애), which mean "that girl", and that the child's actual name is Un Ju (은주).
>Meanwhile, North Korean diplomat Ri Il-Kyu [ko], who defected to South Korea in 2023, claims that her name is Ju Ye (주예; 主叡) and that North Korean citizens named Ju Ye were ordered to change their names.[17]
lmao, based

>>64911751
Kim Jong Un might specifically like them. he lived in switzerland for years

>>64922439
>Kim Jong Un might specifically like them. he lived in switzerland for years
Leather is common in that high latitude region.
It's from hunting/trapping culture I think, manly men have been wearing leather in those climes for millenia and you can easily buy jackets, hats and gloves of reindeer/cow leather and wolf fur lining and similar stuff in all the border-town trader markets.

>>64922432
> Un Ju
Does North Korea even have any Ju’s?

>>64909849
>Yes it's a nice rifle but where is the - ...What are you doing? UNHAND ME! You won't get away with this Un you son of a bitch! you hear me! She's just a - Ohgodno-!