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What is your dream war? The one you hope kicks off because it would be interesting to watch, horrors aside. For me it would be india vs china. Just a big insane brawl between two of the most populous nations on earth. You know it'd be wild.
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>>64913925
India vs. Pakistan. The trash just takes itself out.
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Total nuclear exchange between Pakistan and India with China sweeping in with their own strikes on both of them and then damming their rivers, starving out the Bangladeshis and launching nukes on Sri Lanka.
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Pajeets are too poorly trained and equipped I'd say. Chinese fighters would shred their air force and AA systems, then wreck everything they could find and pajeet ground troops would quickly surrender. India vs Pakistan would be better if you're looking for crazy human waves, even though they're heavily outnumbered Pakistan is still the fifth most populous country
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>>64913930
This is very good. I would also hope China would escalate aggression on the jeet border and get the wrong end of the only nuke that actually works between both streetshitters.
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>>64914000
China is a garbage military with zero combat experience beyond losing. The last time they tried invading was Vietnam in 1979 and got thrown the fuck out of the country with heavy losses in less than a month.
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A full nuclear release on India by Pakistan.
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all I wanted in life was to see S-tanks in combat
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>>64913925
india would lose extremely quickly and then all of the chinese would die of disease due to proximity to india
daily reminder that india has like 1/3 to 1/2 of all rabies deaths in the world at 10's of thousands of people a year and most super plagues come out of india
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>>64913925
Modern Chinese civil war
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>>64914132
isn't that just Taiwan vs China
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USA Lend-Lease backed DPRK vs Russia for control of the Russian Far East.
>Far East Fleet hit with an attack that makes Pearl Harbor look like a fair fight
>1.5 million plus Russians flee and choke the roads as Vladivostok become the the Kim Il Sung memorial parking lot
>Russia tries to hold Ussuriysk, bulldozed
>Norks expel EVERYONE who isn't Korean towards the nearest functioning Russian rail hub
>Limited Siberian airfields allow Norks to counter Russian airpower with suspiciously accurate long range missiles
>105th armored and supporting divisions engage Russian armor on the open Stepes after Norks mysteriously recieve 15,000 toyoda fuel trucks and 8000 Cummins engines/gear boxes labled 'agricultural supplies'
>Mass slaughter, operational Nork victory
>Mongolia joins the war on the DPRKs side, their UN Ambassador makes a formal declaration of war stating as the reason 'Tengi is pleased'
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>>64913925
failed Chinese attempt at regime change in North Korea, leading to Beijing getting surprised nuked and East Asia becoming a free-for-all.
I need a Uighur warlord to achieve the mandate of Heaven in the name of Allah, and I need it now.
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>>64913925
China trying literally anything. All the signs have been there for a while that they are completely incapable of capturing Taiwan, and then they just went and sacked almost 50% of their field grade officers in a political purge. You have political commissars holding division or even corps level commands right now. It's a complete shitshow.

The absolute HILARITY that this military would cause if they tried to invade any country at any scale, would make Russia look professional and competent by comparison. I desperately want to see it.
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>>64914285
Honestly it be boring

war start and the chink navy and airforce is vaporized

than it just turned into burgerland bombing chink cities
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>>64914078
Chinese military is not GOOD, but India's military is terrible
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>>64914078
When you’re a retard, when you have sub 80 iq, when you think the Chinese military hasn’t developed since the fucking 70s. Shut the fuck up you absolutely retarded untermenschen, you know NOTHING about the Chinese military you FAGGOT
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>>64914598
The fact you had such a fucking meltdown tell me enough that the chinese military is probably even fucking worse than they were in 1979, at least they had civil war and korean veteran commanders
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>>64913925
Curious to see what kind of atrocities can happen if China tries some more African colonization
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American civil war part 2
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>>64913925
Iran v Saudi since its topical now

Saudis can't use their gucci equipment and Persians are genetically incapable of thinking ahead.
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>>64914132
>Modern Chinese civil war
AKA the Great Han Feast?
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>>64913925
NATO & Friends vs Russia. No nukes, no biting, no hits below the belt. Just a good ol' slugfest.
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>>64913925
A three way nuclear war between Pakistan, India, and China.
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>>64914598
What battles has China fought and won since the 70s? Keeping in mind they lose against the Indians even in stick fights regularly.
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China reclaiming outer Manchuria
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>>64913925
Turkey attacking Greece and EU defending Greece.
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>>64915829
Hello?
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Argies vs Chile

The kino would be insane.
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American Civil War
Europe (sans US) invading Russia
China vs. India mutual total war

Too kino for this gay earth
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>>64916257
>World War III
besides the chinese, are there even any anti-US contenders left who are still able to put up meaningful opposition? seems like it would be a sad excuse for a world war if they're the only ones able to put up a fight
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I want to see Eritrea do something crazy
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>>64915820
Even just a UK/France/Poland Ukraine intervention where they set up a no fly zone and push Russia back to the 2014 borders would be fucking incredible to watch, it'd be like the Kherson and Kharkiv collapes on steroids.

The thirdie seethe would be delectable.
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>>64913925
Pan Pacific Island Gangbang, with no outside involvement, in fact local bewilderment. No NZ and AUS for balance. FUCK YES.
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>>64913925
Total nuclear exchange between china, india and pakistan with the us and russia (>implying) throwing in some strikes for good measure. I want to see everything from gwadar and sri lanka up to harbin be reduced to ash and slag.
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>>64913925
Anything that results in the deletion of israel.
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>>64913925
China vs India vs Pakistan. Preferably nuclear.
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>>64913925
Anything that will set us on the path to extinction as a species.
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>>64913930
I'd like that to, since it would turn into open warfare in the UK as well and we get to lessen our Jeet and Muslim population by proxy.
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>>64917141
Just giving Ukraine the missle systems (in sufficient quantities) and the targeting data would be enough. Imagine a few thousand hitting all Russian C&C bunkers a dozen miles behind the front line. Wait a week and advance like Ukraine has been doing recently
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>>64913925
>You know it'd be wild.
not with that gigawall put by God between them it wont

>>64914070
chinks would have to resupply expedition tier forces through the mountains that try to penetrate into the 1.4 billion open sewer that is pajeetia. it would stalemate pretty fast even with pajeet incompetence
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Obviously the consequences would be horrible, but man, wouldn’t it be interesting to see how a Chinese invasion of Taiwan would play out.
>finally see the truth about the capabilities of Chinese army after all this blueballing
>the largest naval battles after WWII, actually the first peer war of its kind since then because Falklands war wasn’t quite there

Chinks are the greatest mystery military out there today, nobody really knows how they would perform, both their tech and organization are completely untested.
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>>64913925
for me its chyna vs pozzia for the control of siberia. Especially now that puccia is demonstrating live what a useless cunt he is as an "ally". No reason they should be allowed to keep control of the empty resource wasteland

>inb4 NOOKS
and changs dont have the bomb? Muscovia isn't going to risk getting itself bombed over fucking Vladivostok
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>>64913925
flanders v. wallonia
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euro invasion of Crimea
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>>64917788
Ukraine has a Nuclear Umbrella Treaty with China that includes China having to get involved if even a threat of nuclear attack on Ukraine occurs. Guess what they said when questioned on this?
>Well under certain circumstances.....
In other words 'we'll wiggle out of it we can by claiming Ukraine started the war so it's their fault if they get nuked'. Of course they don't want to damage their prestige with the treaty being considered worthless because they need their treaties to be worthwhile due to belt and road deals, so probably Xi had a word with Putin and said 'just have your mouth pieces mention nukes, that way we don't have to do anything as they're not government related'. Point being, China doesn't want to get involved with anybody with nukes, including Russia. They have already laid the groundwork for Vladivostok by claiming the treaty they signed is nulled due to reasons. In the meantime they do exactly what Russia does. They pay people to move into Vladivostok and build up a major minority (by that I mean the largest minority group) and when Han Chinese reach 15%-25% of the population of Vladivostok, they'll start agitating and when clamp downs occur and Han Chinese are caught in the middle, China will claim Russia is persecuting Chinese citizens and they better stop.

Now at that point, would China march over to 'protect' their citizens, possibly, if they thought the Russians would not nuke and the world wouldn't condemn them for the actions, but at this point China has a better option. Wait. If this war goes on another 5 years, China could just buy Vladivostok back. Putin (if he's alive) could say it's due to the treaty being old and invalid and this is a gesture of goodwill to our great allies.
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Whatever drags the average New York Orthodox Jew in, kicking and screaming.
So hopefully big, long, and nuclear.
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India vs China
So we can dump every meme caliber firearm off on the Indian militia.
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In no timeline would it ever happen but a war between two countries like France and Germany would be cool to watch. Or even a war between England and France but that would last like a week and be entirely determined by who has better air defenses and cruise missiles.
I wonder how well France, England and Spain would do against Germany, Poland and the Czech republic.
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>>64914078
1979 was almost 50 years ago my boomer compatriot
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>>64917779
The crazy thing is though is that eventually we will see it happen. China are absolutely 100% open about the fact that they want to and America will never give it up without a fight, even if there a civil war in the US it looks like American military apparatus is set up that no matter what happens in America, if China invade they will be ready to fight without flinching. So it is just a matter of time.
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>>64918190
I can't relate to this post even slightly, I can't think of anything I'd want to see less
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>>64918205
You really think either side of a US civil war would give half a shit about Taiwan?
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>>64917861
I have a pet theory that if Russia were ever to nuke ukraine (with the exception of ukraine doing something like setting off a dirty bomb in Moscow), China would likely nuke russia in retaliation or strike russia militarily somehow regardless. My reasoning is that if Russia nukes ukraine whilst being in the process of trying to annex it, and isn't immediately hit with some form of overwhelming retaliation by other nuclear powers, that will instantly cause every country in the world without nukes to start building them, including Japan and Taiwan, and China actually has far more to lose from nuclear proliferation than any other great power.
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>>64918205
nonsense, I easily see a world where internal division within the US would lead to them not intervening meaningfully in a chinese attempt to annex taiwan. I personally think that China's gambit is to effectively 'wait out' the collapse of the US and subsequently invade taiwan without the use of offensive military action by effectively forcing them to see the US will not help them.
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US civil war
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>>64913925
As a Brit I honestly fantasise about a Russian invasion of NATO Europe and after a few confused chaotic months, a united European army counterattacking and marching into Moscow.

If only it could be assured that no nukes would be involved. Russia is genuinely such a third world backwater with such a pathetic military history, it is disastrous that they have such a stockpile of nuclear weapons. It would be really satisfying to finally knock them out after over a century of them fucking over the west. Nobody really sees it but they entirely at fault for the first world war (which they quit mid way through and turn communist) then rely on the west to save them from getting exterminated by Nazis and then swallow half of europe and usher in the cold war. To rid Russia would be to finally end all threat to Europe
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>>64913925
Not a war but I'm desperately waiting for the Three Gorges Dam to collapse, not because of bombing or sabotage, but because it was made by the Chinese. Corruption/Cost cutting/Sketchy building practices leading to the greatest human disaster in history is a completely plausible scenario to me given what we know about the "reliability" of Chinese engineering. Probably leads to another warring states period as different wannabe warlords claim their own territories as they break away from Beijing, followed by maybe a UN "peacekeeping" expedition as they try to make sure nukes don't fall into terrorist hands.

Can you imagine the Japs and Koreans returning to Manchuria on a good will mission? Because I sure can, and it's fucking hilarious.
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>>64914000
THIS is how a Chinese-Indian war would go in reality:
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>>64918287
Spoken like a true Anglo-Saxon.
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>>64913925
India vs China. India gets pyrrhic victory, then gets stomped by pakis. Pakis are getting eradicated by Taliban, then Afghanistan is glassed with nukes. There should've been Iran somewhere inbetween, but it's not on the menu anymore, an excessively tan gentleman in a baseball cap has ordered every bit.
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>>64913925
>The one you hope kicks off because it would be interesting to watch
Oh I got a couple China vs India and Pakistan vs India have already been mentioned multiple times so here’s a couple
>Indonesia vs Australia/Papua New Guinea
>Algeria vs Morocco
>Brazil vs Venezuela
>South Africa vs Angola
>ECOWAS vs Junta Triad of Retards
>Egypt vs Ethiopia
>Thailand vs Myanmar
>Turkmenistan vs Uzbekistan

>>64917128
I too would like to see them do something
>Eritrea vs the Houthis
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>>64913930
This, or US vs israel.
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>>64918190
Does anyone that can be considered a person want this? Even why? Sounds like brown resentment.
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Wars between nations with modern armies (planes, tanks, long range missiles, etc.) aren't interesting. I've always wanted to witness pre-WW1 type warfare in the modern age, maybe somewhere in Africa. Imagine line-warfare with rusty AK's and dirt bike cavalry.
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>>64919760
africa has some fucking INSANE warfare in the modern day to be fair, specifically the whole cult of the paratrooper (whereby by virtue of being such shitholes with little to no meaningful air defence, african countries can actually make great use of paratroopers in present day warfare)

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