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call a hotline
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Realistically, this is the only way.
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>>64916845
Ohh. So that's how all those inconvenient scientists and journalists do it.
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>>64916845
Considering the sheer size of this lad and how his head is actually outside the atmosphere... this could actually work.
What in the name of satan is the bow made from though?
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>>64916739
I tried but they said it was for victims only
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>>64917005
Idgi
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>>64917277
this anon >>64916978 posted a meme about the fact that the rape hotline doesn't give advice for rapists.
This >>64917005 is an actual IRL example of a domestic violence hotline giving advice to women where it assumes the woman is the victim, but their advice to men assumes that the man is the perpetrator because feminists assume that domestic violence is always a man abusing a woman.
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>>64917702
>tfw your wingman is your son from the future
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>>64917653
That round looks like it could comfortably fit in my ass
I'm not gay though
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>>64917444
Make it a two-seater and Sparky will cum on the spot
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>>64917329
>advice to men assumes that the man is the perpetrator

That's the part I missed thank you.
I'm willing to bet it's actually mostly women starting the domestic violence situations.
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>>64917708
Machines will never understand the father son bond
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>>64918168
They absolutely do. The biggest reason that this isn't addressed in these situations (apart from Chauvinism) is that most men can kill a woman with his hands and most women can't kill a man with her hands. A woman needs to premeditate a dangerous domestic incident unless she's holding a kitchen knife or something, whereas a man can kill a woman without any forethought or preparation.
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>>64917723
Is the B-17 the ultimate reformer CAS plane?
>like a dozen seats
>low and slow capability
>no gizmos
>no radar
>no PGMs
>like a dozen guns
>able to be built in a barn
>armored
>easy to repair engines
>not stealthy
>built-in boomer mythos
>considered completely outdated and suicidal to use in combat by sane people
>not fly-by-wire
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>>64918376
>no gizmos
>no PGMs
He probably hates the Norden, this is probably more his speed
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>>64917712
>I’m not gay though
A magical place
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>>64917457
great thing about this is it doesn't matter where you point it
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>>64918376
no, that would be none other than the plane that does everything
>able to be built in a barn
>nigger it's built out of barn material
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My spamming has concluded.
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>>64916935
The image is not to scale for demonstrative purposes, silly!
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>>64917465
If you have nine close friends, you have no excuse for loneliness.
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>>64916705
>/k/
heh
hahahahahaha
*wheeze*
hahahahahaha
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>>64921082
so does the shitbox he carpooled to le protest in. I don't get it
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>>64921208
It's an anti-air missile platform commonly used to intercept ballistic missiles...
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>>64918168
Pretty sure any anon that ever dated a BP girl can confirm that some do.

>>64918262
I know the krauts did a study to estimate the unreported numbers which suggested similar numbers between both sexes.

>>64920656
Would be fun with randos too
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>it's actually mostly women starting the domestic violence situations
do you fellow kids remember back in the 00s when they were saying "words are violence too! it's traumatic!" because they were trying to get us to stop saying "nigger" and "retard"?
ever notice they didn't extend this to the logical next step, that women are the worst perpetrators of verbal violence on everyone including themselves?

it's not that they're totally unaware of this
>looks at BAFTA
but it's yet another example of feminist cherrypicking
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>>64921290
R2D2 was real??
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>>64917329
If you're a man and you're getting abused by your wife or girlfriend, just leave. There's a reason why the majority of divorce cases are initiated by women, a men will just pack his shit and leave the women behind with the kids and settle alone or with an younger women.
Alternatively, you can just sock them in the mouth if they hit you.
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>>64921306
>the soldier is aware of his position in the battlefield, because he knows where he is not
also,
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lmao

>20 mts
SIgh

>new 7.62mm assault rifles that shoot to kill; current rifles can only injure, that is if they shoot at all

>that are comfortable
Jeet Grammar 101; never use a simple adjective where a relative clause that uses more words and therefore sounds more impressive can be used
>to wear
as opposed to merely displaying, of course

>direct touch
so that every soldier can feel the general's hands cupping their balls

>command headquarters
as opposed to suggestion headquarters
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>>64921306
>R2D2 was real??
yeah but the towelhead version stops to beep like 5 times a way
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>>64921326
*day
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>>64921306
Yo this reminds me of the irl future soldier program info that Ghost recon 2 had in it. Like literal plastic football helmet guards
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>>64921444
It has nothin on the raw, martial, power of France's plan for the future soldier of the CBRN nightmare of the Cold War.
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herro evelyone
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>>64921258
AA missle systems have been known to down an airliner or two.
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>>64922063
Cars have been known to mow down a pedestrian or two.
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>>64921691
guns? weapons?
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>>64922116
I agree.

If someone held up a sign saying "this machine kills innocent people" while standing in front of a Tesla, I wouldn't argue with them.

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