>>64916802
>not having fired a shot in its own defense
big ooof. i did read the rest of the navy is doing very well!

>>64916836
Da, komrade, they are floating on the bottom of the sea. Soon Moskva shall join them and all will be understood.

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>>64916848
And the eggs...?

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don't worry comrade, help is on the way

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>>64916858
put in brine

>>64916836
>i did read the rest of the navy is doing very well!
I cant stand Trump, but that was top tier bantz on his part.

>>64916802
>sunk by a $30k JDAM day 2 into its war
did it really get QUICKSINK'd?
please let there be footage

Built in 1960s. Based on a british design

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>>64916905
Ships being hit just sitting in port abandoned, no crew or anything nearby

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>>64916905
>>64916930
Pic from few hours later, all 3 corvettes underwater

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>>64916930
>>64916934
I just want to see an actual combat vessel go from floating to underwater in 15 seconds
Is that so much to ask?

>>64916934
So they did indeed return to port under their own power.

>>64916802
damn I was hoping the rumors about it being torpedoed were true. I want some real torpedo footage.

>>64916802
do we know if it was it a QUICKSINK? hard to imagine a jdam on its own sinking a ship

>set up fake negotiations to drop their guard
>attack multiple sites with stealth aircraft
>complain that they did not put up a fight

Straight up boasting about beating up a baby.

>>64916920
>pinnacle of multipolar world engineering

>>64916956
You forget that things built by Muslims are extra combustible

>>64916943
kek

>>64916934
So thats 3/9. wonder what the other 6 are,

do we have a list of ships for the iranian navy similar to the one for the Black Fleet?

>>64916965
>fake negotiations to drop their guard
Nigga they were trying to pull a Putin and just endlessly stall the negotiations. Unfortunately for them, Khamenei wasn't Vlad so Donald actually ran out of patience in the end.
Also Trump kept threatening them with war on a daily basis. You'd have to be a special kind of idiot to let your guard down in that situation, especially after Maduro got kidnapped.

>>64916974
Also, half their shit is Chinese, which goes a step even further into Simpsons level of explosive

>>64916934
>all 3 corvettes underwater
no no no
They're now swimmer delivery vehicles.
All is going to plan.

>>64916956
Displacement is directly correlated with naval survivability. Even a properly built and crewed 1000-ton corvette like these gets 1-hit by a conventional 500lb bomb, WW2 is replete with examples.

strange how there is no footage of any of these 'thousands of US strikes', and literally no response from the Iranian airforce (lol) or the Iranian navy, fastboats swarms, anything. nothing. nothing at all. A few errant 'missiles' into Dubai. Thats it. Its all very interesting.

>>64918002
There's no footage because Iran cut internet access since, you know, they're a brutally repressive theocratic regime...

>>64917075
>Donald actually ran out of patience
How old are you? This is no different than Bush "negotiating" with Saddam while building up for invasion. The negotiations were always a pretext. The sandniggers could have offered up their oil wells and three generations of their daughters as concubines and they'd still get got. It was all decided months ago what would happen. Pretending to negotiate is just a means for Trump tomake himself look like he was reasonable and he was just forced to do fight.

>>64918018
yeah i'm sure the govt is really focused on actively jamming the tens of thousands of starlink terminals throughout Iran while they're all being killed.

>>64918028
>the tens of thousands of starlink terminals throughout Iran
May we see them?

>>64918117
no you can't, just like you can't see any of the thousands of strikes

>>64918002
Really simple
Niggas didnt want to die

>>64918131
That works too. I was in high school in 1979 and remember that shit clearly. It's long past time time the US took care of family business.

WHERE IS THE FOOTAGE?

WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN ANYTHING YET?

DON'T THEY HAVE STARLINK?

>>64918349
Did you actually think anything was happening? lmao

>>64918020
>could have offered up their oil wells and three generations of their daughters as concubines and they'd still get got
Why don't these dictators put out extremely generous public offers for peace, in order to internationally make America look like massive warmongers when we ignore their offered concessions and attack anyway?
Because they disagree with you and are worried we'd accept.
"Don't want to look weak in front of their population" is the best other argument I can think of, but it would likely benefit them even more if could go to their population and say know how we always tell you guys America is the great satan and our resistance axis is the only thing defending you from their imperialistic bloodlust? Look it's true!

>>64916965
>Straight up boasting about beating up a baby.
I love how you always go from chest thumping to this.

>>64918002
There's videos of shit blowing up in the middle of Tehran on any combat footage forum you care to look at, just not a lot, very similar to the protests. Let me guess you think the protests are largely a made up conspiracy too.
>>64918028
It's an openly stated goal of the strikes to back the protestors.
Do you think the Iranian government has become LESS worried about its people organizing against it than they were a little while ago?
That the police and assorted brownshirts whose job it is to shut down the internet when the regime is in peril have all been reassigned to clear rubble out of the presidential palace or go work their second jobs as ballistic missile crews?

>>64918469
My favorite retarded conspiracy theory was "conservatives" on twitter saying that the ukraine war wasn't real and it was all just an elaborate money laundering scheme. It was only for a brief moment of time in like 2023 before they dropped it, but that one was fun

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>>64918597
You still see it every now and again.
They've even tried to peddle it here but understandably it's much rarer than it was

>>64918028
>yeah i'm sure the govt is really focused on actively jamming the tens of thousands of starlink terminals throughout Iran while they're all being killed.
Yes. Welcome to the multipolar world.

>>64918612
I'm not gay, but

>>64916956
They were tied up. JDAMs can hit stationary targets just fine.

>>64918871
>girliest twink looks like a 3/10 non-fat grill
>closet fags still pretend they aren't fags
Seriously random nerdy bitches are simultaneously slimmer, flabbier, and have a more distant expiration date.

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>>64918930
>3/10 non-fat grill
that's what a "teenage girl next door" used to be
>closet fags still pretend they aren't fags
I think it's more like closet hebephiles larping as fags
>Seriously random nerdy bitches are simultaneously slimmer, flabbier, and have a more distant expiration date
yes, but at the same time, the ones who attract interest are rarely the "seriously random" ones

>>64918428
>Why don't these dictators put out extremely generous public offers for peace, in order to internationally make America look like massive warmongers when we ignore their offered concessions and attack anyway?
The international community already knows that America is a massive warmonger.

>>64918020
That doesn't disprove what he said though, if what you're saying is true then Iran, Saddam etc knew it.
So that's an even more obvious fucking reason to not let your guard down like an incompetent moron.

>>64916802
>third world multipolar military
>fuck you ZogMuttamerica we of (0% White 3rd world shithole) will kill tens of thousands of you in real war!
>real war
>lose thousands of casualties and billions in hardware while fleeing the battlefield by the tens of thousands
/pol/lution and the hosting third world sewers really have no idea that the only reason they still draw breath is because of the mercy of the "satanic judeo zog puppet states". If Greater Zion were a thing it would have wiped out the middle east and Islam decades ago.

>>64919244
>the US is a massive warmonger
>looks at Russia and Chinese backed regimes
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>64919580
why even bother engaging with turdies spreading defeatist propaganda lol

>>64916802
>>64916836
Reminder that every navy in the world except the US navy is a prestige project first and foremost

>>64916965
>>set up fake negotiations to drop their guard
That's par for the course when USA is on your doorstep.
Though Iran set up the fake negotiations as a stalling tactic. Turns out you can't just say Time Out and have them stop and sit back down.

turdies are chimping out with every brickbat they can throw (in lieu of missiles) but it's not actually a warcrime to launch a war during negotiations, only during signed ceasefires

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>>64916965
Shut the fucked up

>>64919836
turdies only use ANY law when it benefits them; when it doesn't, they just chimp out and start rocketing and suicide bombing

>>64919844
Yeah lol the one that amused me was Hezbollah (a non-state actor and terrorist group) complaining that Israel's pager/walkie talkie explosions were a violation of international law. When your leader is nicknamed 'The Butcher of Aleppo' for how many Syrian civilian noncombatants he killed, you're hardly in a position to claim the legal protections afforded to law abiding state actors

fatttttty

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>>64916868
C'mon,we aren't that bad.

>>64916930
>>64916934
In a better word, the strikes on the Iranian Navy would be called Operation Praying Mantis II, but it's 2026 so I'm sure it'll be called Operation Golden FAFO or some shit.

>>64921721
I for one enjoy the WWE style mission names.
>midnight hammer
>epic fury
Both top tier wrester names.

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>>64916920
Nice try, but the class was built in the 2010s.

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>>64918349
>WHERE IS THE FOOTAGE?
Igotchufamalam

>>64916802
To add on to the humiliation:
>Goes ~24 hours without me even knowing it got sunk
Brutal

Multipolars must be planning something to try to even out their humiliations, what could be their equivalent to Epic Fury or Maduro-napping?

>>64922214
Ukraine was their great play. And it almost worked BTW, the west would have happily let Putin gobble up Ukraine if he did it quickly.

Before that Crimea was a genuinely impressive means of securing a highly strategic and valuable territory for essentially 0 loss save the reeeing of your opponents. Crazy how Putin through that all away.

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>>64921721
>Epstein Furry