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i liek purty woman
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>Two Wolves Thursday
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New 'shimi just dropped
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>>65063089
blessed shimiposter
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>>65063089
>not a catgirl
rare shimi
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>>65063098

He does them from time to time

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>>65062846
Well I would but Spikes is apparently not that good nowadays. Maybe M4 or the dog. I'd do M16 but my autism prevents me from buying outdated guns
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>>65063140
>Well I would but Spikes is apparently not that good nowadays
if it makes you feel better, her exact rifle changes with every costume and her neural upgrade skin has a Mega Arms. any AR can be "clone correct" if you want it to be, and I think it fits with the character. but if you REALLY want a Spikes, their lowers are cheaper than Aero and it'll probably be better than mine was.
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>>65063140
get soppo (and junyah)
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>>65062842
I know man..
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I made more vareniki for my family, feels good. I hope you made something too Pierogi-anon. I really should just be a house husband for an easily flustered dork
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>>65063298
I'm not usually one to call out bad anatomy, but man, her head is comically tiny
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>>65063302
Here’s a better one
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two soviet wolves
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>>65063301
based
>I hope you made something too Pierogi-anon
Not yet, I gotta get through these leftovers still. Not wasting any of my chicken or rice, you know how much this saffron costs? Especially now that my saffron smuggler is probably dead in an airstrike by now.
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>>65063308
I getcha. You could still make them and freeze them of course then boil them whenever you want to eat ‘em
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>>65063296
I've been thinking about getting a .300blk gun so I might get that SBR she has for her neural upgrade
>>65063297
I got a junior, although they have retroactively made her like this...
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>>65063321
That's mod0 though, as different as M4 and Soppo.

Although supposedly W from Arknights was originally drawn and intended to be mk18, but that never wound up happening. Hence the design eventually ending up in a completely different game
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>>65062975
My only comment that is relevant to this thread is that WW2 Germany invented helicopters and were the first to use them in combat, OPs image uses false equavalency and thus is flawed.

I only commented because i'm a massive simp for Hanna Reitsch who to this day is the queen of female test pilots and helicopters.
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>>65062975

What if you have something that eats wolves?
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>>65063365
>first to use them in combat
Source or you're a lying nigger, I'm pretty confident they were only ever used in support roles during WW2.
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I dreamed I almost told a friend my most shameful secret
But I hesitated, then I woke up
Wonder what that means
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>>65063463
It means that you tell us so you can get it off your chest instead of letting it slip one day
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>>65063463
Fugg do I look like a psychologist? You were probably thinking about that secret and it bled into your dream, but dreams are random as hell mostly
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>>65063474
I cant
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>>65063463
Start cooking with cast iron, your iron deficiency is acting up.
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Is basket weaving of the mongolian kind /k/ related?
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>>65063463
Its ok to be bisexual or gay as long as you're not annoying or publicly weird.
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>>65063542
No, we're more into Sakha and Tuvan basket weaving around here.
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>>65063502
Yes you can. But fine, you leave me no choice. Dubs and you MUST tell us
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>>65063550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaINyq_h3Os
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>>65063089
What are they planning?
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>>65063504
But a properly seasoned cast iron pan won't leech iron into your food, just eat foods high in iron like red meat, spinach, and pumpkin seeds.
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>>65063463
kys faggot
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>>65063463
I keep getting hang fire in my dreams

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>>65063559
TELL US TELL US TELL US
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Decided to pull out all my shotties and some /k/ approved manga.

Also to anon that asked if I was gonna paint Kaitanen, I dropped her and shattered her torso, right after I bought all my vallejo paints, so I'll print another and paint her whenever I have the motivation again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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>>65063867
>I am a hero
I really need to watch the movie, might actually do that tonight. Lovely DBs by the way
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>>65063867
Sweet old SxS.
I love shotguns with exposed hammers.
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>>65063867
Fellow leaf? Or you got real 1887 money?
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>>65063411
I saw someone post this same dog, same photo even, on /an/ asking how to make a spiky collar for the dog because they are too lazy to feed the dog, and want it to eat coyotes instead... They also said the dog's name was Bella Delphine, and that it was their "QT-3.14 bitch"

What has someone been doing with your dog man?
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Did it flopped?
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>>65064050
GuP as a whole has been so hilariously mismanaged since das Finale started
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Do battle hardened elven women really?
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Why thread slow?
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>>65063867
>I dropped her and shattered her torso, right after I bought all my vallejo paints
Fucks sake man, why did you do this?
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>>65063302
>what is perspective
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Foxu Friday!
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>>65064131
Good, fuck slice-of-life
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>>65064515
GuP is a sports anime
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New Foxu!
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>>65064542
For a moment there I thought Foxo had his shit blown schmove off. Good to see he’s ok.
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>>65064134
>SIG
No self respecting human is going to go after her if he sees that
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>>65063365
Negative. Their helicopters were used for cargo/rescue and recon, NOT combat.
>>65063439
lying nigger is a correct assumption
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>>65064490
A bear!
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>>65064525
>year eight, part five of series "Finale"
Yeah, nah– it wont spark joy
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What went wrong with Iran bros?
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>>65064847
very dorky, very sexo
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>>65064847
She thought benis helmet was for one day she angy
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>>65064858
>was the same age as the guppers when the original TV series aired
>by the time this tournament ends and Miho graduates, I'll be old enough to be her fucking dad
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>>65062975
>two wolves
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>>65063000
>Like pretty women
>Like pretty guns
Simple as.
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>>65065273
Damn, do all therapist have such great big mommy milkies? Maybe I should give this whole "mental health" meme a try
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>>65065516
FOX FEET FOX FEET FOX FEET FRIDAY PT2 WHEN
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>>65065657
I dont want the milkers theRapist. I want the gooner girl. Shes probably more mentally stable and not a whore like theRapist
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>>65065672
Yeah but my work benefits give me $700 a year to stare at some whore therapists big fat tits and if I don't use them it's effectively wasted money.
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>>65065677
Just invest it in an IRA and call that your therapy
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>>65065702
Sadly the insurance company only approves reimbursement or direct billing if it's with a registered ginormous tiddy therapist, the insurance company requires a license and I require at least an F-cup with a v-neck.
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>>65063298
Show me a picture of a chocolate bar anon.
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I WANT RPK-16 TO VIOLENTLY BREAK MY RIBSDURING A UNPROVOKED VIOLENT EPISODE AND THEN LOVINGLY NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT MONTHS, HEALING MY ACHING RIBS WITH GENTLE KISSES AND LOTS OF LOVE
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How can other women even compete?
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RPK-16 is built for hiding in a closet and masturbating while watching AN-94 and AK-12 fuck like infinite stamina rabbits.
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>>65065807
That is just wierd, RPK is for romantic monogamous love
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Need tall STAR gf
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>>65065829
She's jelly of AN-94 and AK-12's vibrant sex life.
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I think revolvers are pretty cool!
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>>65065845
anon... I don't think AK-12 is able to have sex anymore
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>>65065870
I don't think she is all there mentally anymore either
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>>65065889
God I love Milka, only thing that rivals Norwegian chocolate like Freia
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>>65065893
>ywn lick melted Milka chocolate off RPKs body
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>>65065855
I NEED to breed her
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really not beating the allegations here Puto...
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>>65065876
I don't play the game but I thought AK-12 died, no? Anyways it doesn't matter. A mans horniness and determination to have sex with something that even remotely looks like a woman, for better or for worse, knows no bounds.
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>>65066103
he was certainly beating something
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>>65066103
You all need to stop with this baseless slander.
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>>65066119
She took over a regular nyto's body and later transferred to a Paradeus-built doll frame. After the events of GFL1 I assume she went back to a normal body
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>>65066171
egg whites, clearly, but he didn't quite get to meringue.
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>>65066294
I'm not a furry... BUT
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>>65066314
I can kinda hear you out on this one. Its not disgusting to look at and is actually pleasing to the eye compared to the way furries typically draw which is very strange and ugly.
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>>65066327
Kinds reminds me of ostwinds skin render style, but ya know, furry.
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>>65065906
Just eat the chocolate bar, you don't need all the extra steps
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>>65066375
Hes moved on to furry art.
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>>65066380
Man, he must have seen some serious shit in Ukraine to drive him to that.
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>>65066385
Tree breaking sex with military elven women
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>>65066180
Am I the only one that felt his latest Soppo pic was a little worse than his usual work? I mean especiall compared it to his recent glowie-chan pic for example. Of course I can't judge since I can't draw for shit but it felt more like his older art style.
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>>65066379
But I want to taste milka AND RPK
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>>65066420
Nah, not that one.
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>>65066385
I CLAIM THE BLONDE! SHE IS NOW MY WIFE
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>>65064498
Calm down Springy Sabrina's just a little hungry
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Men only want one thing and it is disgusting!
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>>65066429
The only time this will ever happen IRL is when the man is at gunpoint and forced to touch ears with an elf.
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>>65066427
The body is pretty good, I just think he tried copying the face a little too closely and his more realistic style clashed with the very anime design there and didn't work
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>>65066451
Understood, I'll bring rope to be sure.
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>>65066430
What if it burns her tho
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>>65066457
Gulp
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Why is being a dork bad again?
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>>65066523
Who said it was?
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>>65066523
Because they're stupid and embarrassing to be around outside of combat. It really makes me sick to know that there are anons here who want a dorkwife.
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>>65066551
That just means they’re ripe for flustering and teasing. Gap moe is in and always will be
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Fertile hag tummies..
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>>65066180
Why dont artists this good ever draw loli?
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>>65065795
Doesn’t this get old at some point? This is same thing as that one guy from /hg/ that spams the echelon questions
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>>65066441
Is that a tomato?
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>>65066749
Several reasons I suspect. The better and more deserving question is why they don't make more yuri art.
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>>65066834
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>65066834
>The better and more deserving question is why they don't make more yuri art.
The Albanians took it from you. Remember the Yurlamo.
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>>65066934
There is nothing hotter than brown girls with "Fuck Me" eyes.
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>>65066980
>all soldiers in one tiny space
Hey, catch.
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>>65066863
I'm not a bundle of sticks you uncultured swine. Better yourself.
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Weeabos do not mate for life, they are a naturally polygamous animal that has multiple different partners over its lifespan. These apex predators will breed throughout the year and are not set on a certain reproductive schedule. The reproductive schedule is entirely dependent on two factors: harem food availability and female hormonal cycles.
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>>65066981
would betray the God Emperor for.
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>>65066427
He can draw one expression which is the post-ironic sneer
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>>65067086
Why is that Tau wearing a swimsuit, trip to the beach?
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>>65067067
>Weeabos do not mate
FTFY
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>>65067086
Fuck aliens
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>>65067187
I assume that's their plan, yes.
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>>65064864
unironically, Trump pissing off EuroGODS and only having 2 carriers in theater.
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>>65066385
What rifle is that? I swear I've seen it somewhere but I'm blanking on it.
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>>65066467
That is actually a good question, how do you actually go about the whole lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-partner's-body thing and the logistics around it? Especially without burning her. Just put on a bunch of very thin chocolate plates all over her and let it melt from body heat? Takes a long time. Try to get it warm but not too hot and pour it over her? The whole thing actually seems pretty messy when you think about it, need a plastic tarp on your bed too or you have to immediately change the sheets afterwards. Man...
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>>65066551
>they're stupid and embarrassing to be around outside of combat.
Hey! HEY! She tries her best, alright?
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>>65066772
Not really honestly, I see it as a little challenge to not repeat myself too much. Call it a creative writing exercise. Also I like posting my waifu.
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>>65067297
Made up EM-2/L85 hybrid?
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>>65067372
Fair enough
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>>65065795
All avatar fags are mentally ill
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>>65065795
I want RPKfag to seek therapy.
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Need more wolf girls with guns NOW!
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>>65064864
wasn't planned well
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>>65067363
I’m gonna make this dork flustered by telling her I want to make her pregnant
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>>65066496
that becasue nips draw "cute anime girl + fox" or whatever. westerners draw "animal, but i wanna fuck it"
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Is UMP really that bad in comparison to MP5? I understand that 45 and 40 fell off, as time passed, but 9 is doing relatively fine. Why would people call it a worse option? Maybe I'm missing something insanely obvious here?
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>>65067739
>Is UMP really that bad in comparison to MP5?
yes
>Why would people call it a worse option?
Because it's worse
>Maybe I'm missing something insanely obvious here?
that would be that the UMP is a straight blowback shitstick, while the MP5 is roller delayed.
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>>65067352
Chocolate syrup, I've done it before. Yes it is a massive mess and I'd rather lick my own semen off a woman again than go through the agony of washing chocolate out of my sheets
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>>65062975
There is literally NO argument against Nazi war aesthetics supremacy.
But I only buy most modern firepower reliability stuff (and my 8 3/8" Mod 29
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>>65067847
pic bc im retarded
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>>65067886
She finally undorked her voice system too didn't she. Or did they install a chunni to Russian translator in SKK
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>>65067847
The amount of "a-actually nazis weren't aesthetic" cope I'm hearing these days is hilarious, like you lying to me or yourself? WW2 German military was pure kino and you can't deny that
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>>65068072
>sample
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>>65067886
Chocolate elven women...
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>>65067847
>There is literally NO argument against Nazi war aesthetics supremacy.
>But I only buy most modern firepower reliability stuff (and my 8 3/8" Mod 29
Why not buy a K98k then? 8x57 is still pretty common in terms of surplus ammo.
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>>65067787
>lick my own semen off a woman
There is litteraly nothing wrong with this, especially if you share it with her.
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>>65068407
wgat is this didy blud talmbout :joy: :joy:
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>>65068407
I'm gonna be honest with you chief, cum does not smell like something I would like to have in my mouth.
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>>65063079
I love chubby ladies
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>>65068443
There is nothing more to explain, its ur own nut, and spit/cum play with a girl who's down is super fucking hot.
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>>65068450
I'd never lick my own semen up but mine smells sweet like pancake batter
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>>65068450
That is a diet problem.
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>>65067352
>wanting to mask girl taste with corn syrup
Dis nigga is gay
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>>65068463
>smelling or eating your own coom
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>>65068485
I didn't say I was gonna eat it I just said it smelled nice. You got stank ass coom. eat more vegetables
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>>65068485
Its really not that bad, it taste better than when you cough up phlegm, same consistency too.
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>>65068485
TBF how are gonna not smell your cum, it's not like it has a very faint smell
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This is the gayest discussion on /ak/, maybe ever!
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>>65068509
they're calling it the most /ak/ thread of all time
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>>65068509
>licking your own cum off the the woman you just had sex, and will swap it with is gay.
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>>65068519
>being so obsessed with yourself (a man) and your (male) cum that you eat it
fag
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>>65067372
I can recognize tarkov
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>>65067372
Why dont you learn to draw?
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>>65068481
>with corn syrup
Sometimes I am really glad I am not american, your really should try some proper chocolate, something swiss, german or norwegian
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>>65068481
>>65068576
but I genuinely wondering, why do american companies put corn syrup in everything? It can't be healthy. Is it simply because it is cheap?
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I wish I could draw cute ladies with guns.
There's no time anymore.
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>>65068574
>Why dont you learn to draw?
My confidence is already brittle enough as it is, I would hate myself everytime I mess up, and of course you have to mess up and try again and again to learn a new skill. Same that happen to painting warhammer, painted one space marine, wanted to jam the brush in to my eye socket by the end from sheer self hatred.Yes, I know I am a retard.
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>>65068590
If you have time to jerk of to it in here, then you can learn some. We need more genuine /ak/ artists, they are so rare already and no one learns anymore because of AI.
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>>65068609
>no one learns anymore because of AI
I am, for what it's worth, though I'm not really good enough to contribute yet
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>>65068582
Corn farm subsidies
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>>65068582

Big Corn has a finger in everything. Seriously.
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>>65068485
How are you supposed to know if it's any good for the ladies? Do you not smell your own breath and taste your own sweat to make sure you smell and taste good for a potential lover?
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>>65066382
Love her
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>>65068582
We subsidize the entire corn industry, we make so much corn because of it. 4 Billion dollars a year to the corn farmers. We make so much that we NEED to put it into everything or else we would have so much surplus it would collapse the corn industry, which might not be a bad thing because making things just for the sake of making work is commie economics.
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We must secure the existence of Elven kind and a future for Elf children
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>>65068537
Nigga im not over here salivating at the thought of eating my own ejaculate. Its something I do as part of afterplay or foreplay for the next round.
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>>65068669
Not for filthy n'wahs
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>>65068537
Dude, do you not understand the nutrition cum has? Your brotein shake is the key to absurd gains and is completely natty
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>>65068678
All Elves are welcome in the Elven ethnostate
The real enemies are Orcs, Dwarves and, may Asuryan forgive me for uttering this word, H*lflings
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>>65068609
Normally I would do both but I'm shipping out to basic training tomorrow so I literally have no time.
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>>65068661
The vast majority of corner crop goes into making gasoline actually, so less corn syrup in everything wouldn't be an industry destroying hit.
Also, CHUBBY GIRLS SO GOOD, I WANNA USE HER PLUMP TUMMY AS A PILLOW
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>>65068763
Fuck those corn farmers, ruining gas for everyone.
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>>65068810
Genuinely what's the problem with corn-based ethanol in gas? In an ideal world it would be half or even the majority of what's at the pump and be cheap as shit as a result instead of worrying about sandnigger or snownigger chimpouts
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>>65068763
Corn syrup fat and good food chubby hit different. You can tell.
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>>65068624
Ganbatte anon, hoping to see some in the future.
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>>65068830
To be fair it is extremely difficult to get actually fat off anything other than sugar or saturated fat, virtually nothing else is calorie dense enough that you'll be full long before you manage to get obese. The fuck you gonna do, chug entire glasses of extra virgin olive oil daily?
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>>65068829
Ethanol attracts water which degrades engines and fuel systems faster than pure gasoline, it can also be corrosive to certain polymers due to it being an alcohol, it is also less lubricating. You also need more of it by volume to make up the same power as pump gas, so you use more of it per trip when compared to pump gas.
Its really not something we should be putting in cars, not even fuel efficient japanese econoboxes benefit from it, they are actually more efficient with pure gaaoline.
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>>65068741
>The real enemies are H*lflings
Sorry Elfrael but you'll never stop human x elf
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>>65068854
>nothing else is calorie dense enough
>Carbohydrates provide 4 calories per gram, protein provides 4 calories per gram, and fat provides 9 calories per gram.
Sugar is a carb. And that's all fat, not just saturated fat.
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>>65069054
True, but who the fuck is health conscious enough to avoid sugar and saturated fat while still consuming enough oily fish and white bread to get morbidly obese? A little tastefully chubby sure if they really like olive oil on everything sure, but anyone who's pushing lardass levels is 100% getting that way through bacon grease and soda.
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>>65068964
>they are actually more efficient with pure gaaoline.
Nope, gasoline bad. You VILL drive ze massive bloated EV
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>>65069141
>You VILL drive ze massive bloated EV
You're damn i right I would, for average rural and city commutes, electric vehicles are cheaper to operate. I dont haul heavy cargo, nor do I live in a climate that sees heavy unmanaged snowy roads or have property with terrain that requires 4x4, so I have no need for a larger gas or diesel vehicle. This is also true for most average Americans.
Now am I going to be a dick and push for legislation that punishes large gas car drivers? No, but i do get mad when gas vehicle driver act like dicks to EV's for no reason other than being a symbol of imagined persecution. All that said i drive a 2005 Subaru forester that I am trying desperately to keep alive because cars are so fucking expensive to buy.
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I know it's /tg/ but it's military related. Can I post my big tittle Mechwarrior OC? She's posed with a 5 mega watt laser pistol.
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>>65069289
I dont see why not the thread is almost at image limit anyway
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>>65063867
>That model 1887
Based
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>>65069290
Neat.
This is Morena "Mullido" Cazador.
She is a mechwarrior of about 40 years old in the year 3155, during the ilClan era. Shes a Mercenary, currently attached to a Lyran-Aligned company called "The Archon's Fist". She pilots a customized Cossack Light Battlemech. Two Medium Lasers, two Small Lasers, Double Heat-Sinks, and the SRM-6 replaced with a SRM-2: A launcher that fires two 120mm short ranged semi-guided napalm-thermite filled targets specifically set to engage in targets between 1-to-5 meters wide.
That means vehicles, infantry, and civilians.
Especially civilians.
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>>65069312
>40
Too old
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>>65069312
>40
Too young
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>>65068661
fuck you, corn is a god-tier food, and must be protected at all costs.
4 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR THE CORN INDUSTRY
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>>65069557
Bulgarski
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I tried growing corn once but racoons ate all of it :(
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>>65069932
Take revenge, eat the racoons instead.
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>>65070147
what do racoons taste like
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>>65070147
>Take revenge
I plan on doing something like that this summer... I'm gonna try a few things this time around to stop them. Last year I was surprised and wasn't expecting it but now I know.
>>65070151
I've heard they taste awful and are basically toxic to eat
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>>65069312
Unf gotta breed her
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>>65070439
She's 40 years old, has the mind of a thirty year old, the strength of a 20 year old. She's a hardened, jaded soldier whose seen death, misery, and wardrobe malfunctions.
You think you can take her?
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>>65070153
>shorts with hip vents
unff
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>>65069312
>Lyran-Aligned
>20t mech
erbärmlich
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>>65070516
Yes. She’ll make a fine wife
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>>65070317
Plappable belly
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>>65070557
By being in a 20 Tonner, she has a smaller cockpit. Because of this, and her big tits, she had the Cramped Cockpit quirk.
>>65070879
No wife.
Only angry girlfriend who wants to murder and fuck.
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So, uh, new thread? Or else I will make one. Only M word i can think of is
>mammary Monday (big milker edition)
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>>65071064
Do whatever, /ak/ is just a pretense for moé threads now
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>>65070885
>Plappable belly
Sex with navel?
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>>65071064
But its sunday... where do you live exactly?
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>>65071144
Yeah, but it'll be in preparation for Monday. Also, the only S word I could think of immediate is 'sole' and you know how that treated around here.
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>>65071168
sensha saturday (or senshado if you prefer)
tn: sensha means tank
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>>65071205
>saturday
fuck I'm retarded
you know what I meant
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>>65071168
Silencer Sunday.
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>>65071205
I do not like Girls Und Panzer. It insists upon itself.
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>>65071168
Doesn’t have to be alliterative. Could just be a simple lever action Sunday as an example.
>this is not an example, this is a demand. Do lever action girls. Now.
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>>65071047
>chose a light
disgusting
like performing Shakespear in japanese instead of it's original German
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>>65071168
Sniper Sunday is an option too, you know. I can bake it if need be
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>>65068463
Get yourself checked for diabetes.
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>>65071373
To be fair she's not from the Lyran Commonwealth. She's from the Periphery, namely, the region formally known as the Aurigan Coalition. She just happens to have moved so inward that now she's working for the Space Germans.
She's a big lady in a small mech. Some day she'll get her 100 tok Cossack.
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>>65071168
We have Funbag Friday on /co/.
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You guys ever be jacking it and the second after you start cumming a random completely unrelated thing from your day pops into your head ruining the moment and you just have to sit there thinking about it while you awkwardly finish shooting your load?
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Fresh baked /ak/ bread
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>>65071599
if you don't do it, I will
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>>65071599
>>65071599
It's not Easter? Stop using the wrong calendar
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>>65071599
>>65071599
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>>65065893
>Freia
Unfathomably based
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>>65074178
I love butts
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>>65062975
No I'm purely a cold war fag
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>>65068275
Good question!
Im on the hunt for a K98k but Im looking for a German one with matching serial numbers, and with a stamped windmill of friendship. They already take premium money for 2nd and 3rd level condition and the one Im looking for really really hard to get for a normal price.
So in the next years we have a big die off of old people bc demographics and Im waiting for some "barn finds" coming into the market.
My actual project is an SBR with silencer and nightvision... which is quite an act because in order to get that I have to become a licensed hunter which takes a significant amount of money and time.
Also my rangebuddies own K98s so I can shoot one whenever I want.

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