>>42596634
>What did you dykes do this weekend?
Mind my own business, laugh at the resident grapist that gets away with it all the time.

>>42596634
>/clg/ Cis Lesbian Genera
I'm sorry for being retarded btw

t. OP

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>>42596679
>laugh at the resident grapist that gets away with it all the time.
dude what

>>42596701
Still mad that i didnt call you Sir all those years ago, Dude.

I coma slept. Medicated snoozing. Probably do it again today, fortune willing

ANAL SEX

>>42596712
are you off your meds? what's happening here

>>42596885
girl same
still woke up at midday tho. another win for the gays.

>>42597169
I gotta do my WFH shit at least, get all my calls and paperwork handled. I just gotta hang in there for another year and I'll be free. Trying to speed run this shit so I can start my housewife arc for realsies. I'm gonna get fucking stretch marks, fucking kill me please.
I'm salty because I'm laying on the couch with a puke bucket.
how am I already sick Again?
Practice for the real thing I suppose.

we should all take out our fat pussays and start rubbing them

I'll start

>>42597214
>Trying to speed run this shit so I can start my housewife arc for realsies
o nice you're gonna be a stay at home mom?
your wife gotta make good money if you can afford that in this day and age

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women makes my pp hard.

>>42597358
god, straggots are gross
>>>/s/

>>42597420
women make your vagina wet

>>42597284
The house is in my brother's wife's name. We both got fat payouts from his life insurance. I take care of her and help with her kids. Special Needs but not retarded. She can drive and has a job, but can't do shit by herself. My wife's got good good money from her job.
>nice try FBI
She wears an id badge and is in charge of people on the whole floor, that's all you get.
>she'll be pissed I tell you as much as I do
she gets anxiety like my mom does sometimes and gets really mean about it. She doesn't like me on 4chins or Zuckerbook at ALL.

>>42597913
I'm kicking myself still for selling the house. But the initial panic around the coof had Everyone acting stupid

>>42597913
how many kids are you taking care of collectively

>>42597993
Three right now. Nephew, niece, and our daughter. I got my first appointment next month, shooting for four.
>watch me catch twins or some shit

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>slept very poorly
>had a light early meal to make me sleepy
>intended to take a short nap
>wound up sleeping for 6 h and over the biathlon race at the olympics that i very much wanted to watch
>the replay is hidden behind a paywall
:(

>>42598712
>biathlon
>bi
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Buff lady of the day

>>42596634
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>42598712
You're a man, you will never be a lesbian

>>42598712
why do you sleep poorly?

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*slams the wall next to you and leans in close*

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I think she might kill herself if I ghost her so I'm tolerating this situation until I move.

>>42597144
IS FOR MEN!!!

All that and you cant get your fucktoy out of my house???

>>42600471
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Stop trying to sound like an adult, you are just being a typical greedy piece of shit. You dont need excuses, just admit you're counterproductive and live your life like the trash you are.

I fucking dreamed that my mom was trying to convince me to have sex with her because she was sorry for me being such an old virgin. And I'm not even a virgin.

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kek

>>42600763
>>>/r9k/ go back moid

>>42600720
whaaaaaow. yeah, thats a really good excuse to drag your mom into some insane fucked the hell up shit, that she NEVER WANTED. Then you put her on blast as a, not even a kek, a whole ass lolcow. Men have sense the dawn of time had those kinds of dreams, you just didnt trust your mom to tell her and have her guide you through it. kys Oedipus Rex, the fact that she was literally the one person who could explain it to you and get you out of it but you chose pee pee in hole just shows that you are in fact piece of shit trash that deserves to be removed. Stop the excuses, you are just a man, and prove my point every day.
The ONE thing i will give you, is that the old dude is a pidopile and groomed the fuck out of you and was whore trash, but thats only because that is what is expected of twink sexuality. Its the fact that he didnt let anyone know that he is the one everyone is hunting down that makes him trash. And he did that to show "power" hell the fact that he STILL has you is because of that at all, you are affectivly his little bitch. and ngl, im okay with that, thus is the gay relationship.

>>42600763
he was, you affectively DID rape him. And because you know he will always pick his dick first, you are going just fuck up another life because you exist at all.

>>42600909
Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>42600869
>man
no.
>/r9k/er
no. cope and seethe.

Oops. I promised to not post het stuff. I'm not sure if that pic really counts though. lol

>>42600956
cheating kink and cuckoldry is pure r9k

He did in fact use his obscene amount of power to abuse a young adult. The boy could sue him into oblivion but, that dick of his WILL ALWAYS COME FIRST. He affectively has a way to pay everyone's bills and that is what would be that would raise his family, NOT HIS MOM THO, she wants NOTHING to do with that. Like all that power, he is one of the people he fucked that could effectively literally take all that power and actually make it his and decimate the twink prostitution ring that is plaguing America as a whole. That boy can have both the dream AND the money, all he would have to do is NOT choose his dick.... o.o ... XD XD XD XD Young male choosing anything other than is dick is hilarious though, Keep that heroine addiction kid, you lie and keep secretes to cover it up, im sure old dude is gonna make it easy for you

>>42600976
Play all you want whore, you lied to EVERYONE around you, even the ones you claim to love, you are effectively the promiscuous twink that literally fucked their way to the top. You have no merit, you're just in fact the male prostitute that fucks it up for literally everyone whos just gay and trying to live in peace.

>>42600720
What's your relationship with your mom like?

funny lolcow yeah?

>>42601177
You gonna engulf this too?? we gonna fix the fuck up like this now??? The old guy is STILL gonna fuck the little boy you know, and the little boy will NEVER LET GO, because the old man is actively what everyone says he is.

>>42601029
I've never encountered a person who didn't have an opinion on ntr and cheating.

>>42600871
Take your meds S.

>>42601177
I see her once a year where we have a nice chat and that's it.

>>42601694
meh, call who ever you want what ever, dont matter, anon gots this, as usual.

>>42600976
no one cares about your hetshit fucking 41 yourself

>>42601732
kek! pido likes to spin.

>>42601732
why do you call me 41? I'm nowhere near that age.

>>42601787
41%

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>>42602801
ah, the suicide rate for trannies. got it.

>>42596701
she's having a mental moment, judging by her posts on other threads, hope she gets better soon

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hung this up in my new apartment

>>42603324
Fuck S who knows if hes even a girl. fucking dykes. Nobody even likes her.

>>42603809
Dumb newfag

I'm dying. Not really but ugh. I can't be puking all day if I don't eat nothing, but I can still feel it. So I've been sipping on pediatric vitamin water all day. Everyone talking excited about SportsBall Game but who cares?

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>page 8

I'm still suffering, but I'm alive

Thread didn't die in my sleep. I called out again, boss said it's fine. Told me to take the week because he doesn't want to catch this shit. Makes me wanna go clock in and lick every doorknob I can find

I'm gonna be brave and try for some soup. I got a bone from the ethnic grocery store with grandma so I'm gonna throw that in the pot with some stock and see if my tummy will take it.

>>42604553
SportsBall Game… ROFL

>>42609057
There was one kind of Surpurb Owl if everyone wanted to see it on tv.
>if the 49ers aren't playing
>I do not care

>>42603324
this happens a lot then

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>>42605952
angelic <3

*waves wand* Fear of love shall vanish like smoke on the wind. Love is a beautiful thing, don't be afraid to let it in!

>mucle and gook
>never posted here
https://x.com/AskFareeha/media

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Buff lady of the day

I want to pay carpet munchers to teach me how to be into pussy. I am tired of being a faggot.

Burger king is having a two-for-one deal on extra long chili cheese meals on uber eats. it's some weird-looking long burger with jalapenos and "chili cheese sauce," which you can opt out of. Burger friends, is it good?

>>42610900
i don't like it but my mom loves it (the regular chili cheese tho not a lone)

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My curlingfu can't be this cute!

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>>42607021
I'm glad you're still here, please stay

>>42610424
would permit to crush my skull with those thighs

>>42612970
Thanks. I had it, and it was pretty tasty. The sauce was nice. Wouldn't get it for the ordinary price of 14-odd bucks, but getting two meals for that was fine.

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>>42608489
Your boss sounds cool though, taking the whole week off? My boss would neverrr

I tried burger king when I was in asia and it was so incredibly good? the chicken was the juiciest most tender I've ever had in a burger. not at all like in the west. but it was also kind of expensive there.

>>42612993
Imagine being one of the 45-yo-looking, 28 yo white women at the curling event and this 32 yo qt, in a very feminine, youthful way, introduces herself to your partner, whom is also your spouse, and shares a few words. Must be grim!

Went on a date today. Went fairly well I suppose. By the end of it however she said she is getting more of a friendly vibe and would like to hang again, but I guess does not want to fuck. Shaved for nothing.

>>42614692
Third date, bro make her thirsty for it.

>>42613063
Helps that I still get my work done from home and they can call my personal cellphone whenever. I only need to be there for meetings and signing shit and I got all that done or handed off. My bosses are cool as fuck, younger Boomers and older Gen Xers. My coworkers are the babies. Nobody, not One Person besides me, born before 1995. I play VR with him and my dad sometimes too. Contractors and VAIL and Pavlov

>>42614991
Burn some of that PTO I got

Finishing my soup and jumping in the shower. Going back to sleep after. I been spewing out foul at both ends. I'm sore all over

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>>42610900
They've been stepping their game up, they haven't been quality like this since the 90s. We got the Krabby Patties for the meme
>I wore the crown but I'm too much of a coward to say the funny gamer word
I got a small collection of these paper crowns. I almost got a complete set of Medieval Times, I could just ask for the rest but that doesn't count!

We haven't gone in so long, I wanna go again. Might be busy with GoT starting their new show. Look online see if I can't find a cheap day.

>>42614692
friend zone, more like friend continent
more like friend planet
more like friend universe
more like there no place where you aren't a friend
friends only
lonely goons only

>>42616229
dont jump in the shower, its wet and you might slip and hit your head and be comatosed for 10 years before your relatives run out of money and shut down the machine keeping your heart alive

>>42619605
Nah I'm an organ donor. Soon as they can't detect any activity in my noggin they're gonna bring some papers for my wife to sign and I'll be giving some boomers a few more Christmas.

>>42619759
>be lesbo
>die
>your liver is used to make some 90 old homophobe vampire live longer so he can vote for more women's right violations

amazing

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>>42614692

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Do you go to lesbo reddits?

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>>42619812

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>>42619820

>>42619771
They'll probably seethe more if they knew where it came from. Or if I got to haunt them, that could be fun too.
but it's the right thing to do, in all seriousness. At that point I'll just be meat that is quickly spoiling, if my parts can help save someone after I check out, all the better.

>>42619812
>do you go to reddit?
no

I'm gonna try for something solid. Wish me luck.

I really like the slow-mo replays of the women's luge at the Olympics.

>>42614692
>Shaved
your first mistake honestly

>>42619812
considering they're 99% male and/or bisexual there's no point

>>42619812
I go to r/lesbiangang sometimes

>>42621437
They're so graceful and powerful. The way they navigate those turns at high speed while lying on their backs is insane. I have so much respect for them!

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Also we won gold in long skiis and look how cute Frida was celebrating haha

Wait it's not called long skiis in english it's crossed country skiis. I'm dumb lol.

>>42614991
Lol my works is the opposite, most are older and I'm the only one born in the 2000s (so the only "baby" and sometimes treated like it). Wish I had coworkers cool enough to play VR with!

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Buff lady of the day

>>42621150
It did not go well. I did not make it to the bathroom and I got a mess all over myself. Mortifying but I'm alive

>talking to a woman who I think likes me (work related)
>she starts playing with her hair
AAAHHH BEGONE I have a woman

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>consecutive days of nips not making whites look like morons: 0

>>42630550
Just tells me for most people politics are just hype.
That woman is basically every european center-right politician. She's Ursula von der Leyen, but with simps on Twitter hyping her up.

>>42630550
blaming foreigners always works, that wont fix Japan's many problems though.
but it's a nice scapegoat.

>>42630698
Ursula has never been center right. lol well, maybe by deranged german standards, but not otherwise. And the nip lady's nothing like her, desu, like nippon's nothing like Europe. Over there, politicians actually listen to their voters and respect them. And the average nip is a race-realist.

>>42631284
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Japan is a slave society, where people listen to their politicians and do what they are told, because "its proper" and "that's how its done".
This is also why they are celebrating this completely cookie cutter normal mediocre technocrat like she's something special or novel.
And the weebs read it and buy it, because they have no clue what japanese are like, and because "mediocrity, japan" is cool and edgy and super.

Sanae Takaichi is just Ursula: Keynsian economics, defense spending to get strategic autonomy from USA, green energy sector investment to get autonomy from Russia, stricter border control to compensate for years of relaxed borders, NATO and "western world" aligned foreign policy + pivot to India. Literally the exact same core of beliefs between the two of them. The only difference is one looks like your favorite pantsu animu girl.

>>42631469
I mean, she ran on "close the borders; deportations now" essentially. That's her appeal, both to weebs and the average nip. If you don't think she'll follow through on that, I think you're very mistaken.
>slave society
Europe is far more authoritarian than japan. Far less civil liberty. Nips wouldn't tolerate the abuses that europeans are content with. And as the guy pointed out in the pic, nips fiercely protested goverment policy and overturned it. That's not something that the cattle in Europe has been able to do. Most euros, with their cities full of africans and muslims, still take their politicians word for how we supposedly need more immigrants and to throw everyone who objects into prison. The difference in attititudes and courage is most stark among the women: euro women couldn't be more cucked, and nip girls arguably led the protests against "diversity."
>green energy
haven't they taken the nuclear pill?

>>42631621
she ran on a "i am from abe's party" as a platform, and the plebs all pledged fielty to the party
everything else is westoids orientalism and not knowing what japan is like

>>42631621
>Europe is far more authoritarian than japan.
oh wait, i didn't notice that you are a 60iq retrad. ignore me, we don't have reasons to contact each other.

>>42631647
>delusional, western-loving asian
Sad!

>>42630778
They're below the replacement rate, you can't expect them to keep importing immigrants till they're fully ethnically replaced like Europeans are

>>42631705
Westaboo asians are a weird bunch.

>>42630550
you posting this while being a whitey is the ultimate irony

>>42627727
I play with my hair a lot but it's because I'm autistic

>>42631956
japanese qts are already shacking up with indian moids. it has begun

>>42633197
>indian moids
they are getting sushi wrap'd and sent back as we speak.

>>42631705
>>42632353
>delusional, orientalist weebs
>"place, japan" fetishists
When Britain ruled over India, the british lords would tell the natives not to dirty themselves with factories, not to filthy themselves with money, not to sin by building banks and casinos. To remain spiritually pure by working the fields.
And the locals told them, fuck you, I want a casino, I want to be rich, I want whores and money and sin. I WANT THAT, stop denying me that, stop keeping it for yourself.

You want japanese to not dirty themselves with progress or social mobility or liberty, and to remain pure in their feudal misery. You roleplay love for Japan, while wishing the worst for Japan. Go to suicide forest.

>>42634392
Based anon.

>>42634392
>britain, swedistan and europe are examples of "progress, social mobility and liberty"
>much better than the land of the rising sun, which is stuck in feudalism
Where does this nonsense come from?

I'm feeling better, but still got the bubble guts

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Bright Side! I've gotten alot of work done on my stories. So the one 'bad guy' character I made is bonded to her armor system, but I have their dynamic set up like Angron and the Butchers Nails, but also like Lex Luthor and Braniac. Go read the archive if you don't remember, I spewed all about my shit I been working on with the gpt robot. Shit is almost ready for me to post somewhere. I can’t wait for people to either ignore it or shit all over it

>>42636250
The hilarious and fun part is the Hero and the Villain are homies and hang out. It's their weapons and armor systems that have beef and hate each other. So imagine Master Chief meets Guyver trying to Dab Up Ironman meets Venom and both of their AIs are engaging weapons

>>42623655
I can vibe with anyone, but I don't watch the slop the younger ones do, and the older ones don't watch the slop I'm obsessed with. But my boss is one of those boomers who's obsessed with tech and peripherals. He's got a whole flight sim set up at his house and a racing sim set up at work! Makes me feel like a retard when I can’t get Fallout or Skyrim to work right. It's so much fun shooting children with them you have NO IDEA. The fake sounding videos of Squeakers raging are REAL these children act like that. Fortnight Stunting on them and yelling Six Seven as we bully them.

>>42614991
>born in 1995
Damn I'd be one of the oldest at your company.

/clg/, i can't be the only fucked up human being here. were there lesbian serial killers/rapists who carried shit out without a man involved?

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>>42639243
It's very rare but evil women do exist
Here is one I found when looking up historical lesbians on Wikipedia last year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piroska_Jancs%C3%B3-Lad%C3%A1nyi

>>42639243
>>42639560
I don't want to kill, skin, or eat anyone's flesh. I just like to tickle her until she can't breathe and is so mad she won't talk to me for the rest of the night.
>because then she pulls my hair like she Means It later
Speaking Of! What's the plan for Vday? We're doing not a goddamn thing! We're going to pawn off the kiddos at my parents and Uber some food and watch TV
>maybe fug if I'm not vomiting/diarrhea still

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Would you date a professional cosplayer?

I'm feeling so much better. I'm not running a fever anymore and I'm not hacking up a lung

>>42642236
It's good that you're feeling better, you must have been posting about being sick for a whole week

>>42642353
It was just scratchy throat and runny nose at first, then I couldn't keep anything down. I been dehydrated mostly. Only the one accident

>missing large fries from a macdonalds order
>report it on uber eats
>get refunded 4.68 swedish krona (about half a dollar)

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Even south-east asian girls take L's sometimes, i guess.

I'm attempting chimichangas. I got the baby put down and I'm brave enough for solids

>>42639243
lizzie borden was rumored to be a lesbian (the axe murderess)

>>42642868
>I got the baby put down
well that's a bit extreme

>>42636764
>The fake sounding videos of Squeakers raging are REAL these children act like that.
what videos?

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Buff lady of the day

>>42644347
sexo

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Saw this photograph on the front page and I'm reposting it here for (You)'s
Thank you in advance

>jessie diggins lying at the finish line desperately grasping for air
Does the brain really get enough oxygen when you're pushing yourself that much? I doubt it. Must be harmful to her heart too.

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cute korean snowboarding girl.

>>42643120
You haven't seen these?
https://youtube.com/shorts/vGUBLn9IvJ4?si=48QWuxZkDEzduHhH
https://youtube.com/shorts/9_8EcCKkuHQ?si=XIk8pIWO-5nGL3sS

>>42609639
Love this character assentation crap, im glad that we just keep taking notes on each other and reporting it accordingly. Gonna make it a lot easier to pinpoint each other. *^_^

https://youtu.be/FjW-kpERj8s

>>42650571
People be dicks sometimes, don't dwell on it. They like to pick on you but you're still a part of the group dynamic. If anyone else tried to start shit with you we'd close ranks.

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I just learned that chicken is not native to America. Tacos are traditionally made with meat from frogs and rodents.

>>42650581
<3

>>42650646
So like, buffalo deer fish and all kinds of other protein that walks around was not an option?

>>42650646
>>42650654
Mind you, ive eaten both frog legs and guineapig, and both are actually really tasty so, yeah it wouldn't bother me, if it tastes good and it wont kill me. Sounds like a good bbq treat to me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>42650646
i don't really like to eat meat. i don't care if it's a cow or a chicken or a whatever. when i do crave meat i crave lamb or deer or rabbit.

>>42650654
They probably were, but this text by Diaz I'm reading specifically mentioned rodents and frogs. The Italians have cheese with maggots, so everyone got their own gross shit if they're hungry enough. Also! Never let ANYONE tell you not to blow bubbles in your chocolate milk, that is the Way you're Supposed to drink it! Swizzle sticks! Bro the Aztecs were dope as shit.

>>42650654
>>42650667
>>42650671
>>42650681
It started with this guy. I picked up a few of the books because I saw them and I was all "ohay, meme history guy said this was wrong" and Diaz was probably the only reliable source because he felt bad and died broke.
https://youtu.be/mTcZSDgs7_A?si=j_8lP14AiOCzRI0B

>>42650705
You wot? Am Burger

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>>42650705
Bernal Díaz del Castillo
He wrote The True History of the Conquest of New Spain

Maybe I should have been more specific than 'text'

Don't sweat it. Watch the funny history video.
https://youtu.be/2R4U3fy5QQM?si=PQzGH8EefMrvVGxc

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https://youtu.be/Zk4k3HRWP_c?si=JofAfa_Xtf_8ioMK
I think I was talking about these videos as they were coming out, I may have shilled these before...

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guineapigs were originally kept for food, right? Isn't that why they have pig in the name? Capybaras are technically FUCKIN FISH so they can be eaten during lent

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>there are anons who prefer swedeoid women to asian qt's

If you were to start a blog, what would it be about?

>>42645286
why does her feet look so meaty and swollen... not sexo

>>42650571
desu i (person you're replying to) have no idea who you are if that makes you feel better

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>>42651451
Blonde blue eyed women are universally seen as beautiful and have been since the beginning of time, dunno why this surprises you

>>42651451
Lmao you are so face blind. She's pretty.

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>come into work
>handwritten note, cookies and candy on my desk for me
>I'm the only one who got it
I think it's the supervisor who has an obvious crush on me. She's here later than anyone.

I heard she has kids though. Not ready to be a step mom over cookies but this is the most romantic thing I've received. Ever

>>42651981
That's because people haven't been aware of how poor our matchup with asian girls is. They aren't aware of the petite, neotenous, feminine, sweet qt's in the east and lack a proper frame of reference. In japan, for example, where there is plenty of aoi's and tanaka's, when stacy and kimberley come there, they often get zero romantic attention, get ignored and depressed. They quickly flee back to the ignorant lands in the west, where some people still, strangely, have high opinions of them.

>>42652161
I was mostly thinking about her behaviour. Can you imagine a japanese girl yelling like that, like a drunken sailor? I can't. And she did it while being sober, on an olympic broadcast, over her partner not sweeping hard enough.

>>42653331
>people are not allowed to yell
wat

>>42653296
>In japan, for example, where there is plenty of aoi's and tanaka's, when stacy and kimberley come there, they often get zero romantic attention, get ignored and depressed.
Tell me you've never been to Nipponland without telling me lmao

The japs literally import beautiful Slavic girls to do their modeling. They love white people.

Ey Yo the first two Dino Crisis are on steam!
https://youtu.be/EFgOUekpYDI?si=UWtTaJbq6SFsMfAV

>>42653745
>Tell me you've never been to Nipponland without telling me lmao
bipedo probably hasn't stepped foot outside in like a week

when I went to south korea random people would ask to take pics with me and my brother because we're white. we straightout asked a group of girlswhy and they got flustered and replied it's because we're goodlooking (we're both definitely average but we're taller with light eyes which is enough for them I guess. he has light hair too while mine is red brown)

and this was in Seoul not some random village

>>42653797
>such a friendless loser! lol
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>42653745
Sure, but i wasn't merely talking about looks, which is all that matters for models. And I wouldn't say that slav girls are wholly Western either. A faulty argument.
>>42653377
>she hasn't been following curling kino
The asian athletes are far more feminine in how they express themselves. Compared to the white women, they're anime-tier.

>>42654195
I usually take a bike ride to the local grocery store around 10 pm for stuff like snacks, fruit, choco-filled bread and to get some fresh air. Don't have to interact with many people, and it's usually calm and comfy outside. The -20 degree C cold during this time of year is tolerable.

>3-4h hours of sleep again
>wake up with a nightmare
>try to recover
>fail
It's so bad.

>>42654195
You were saying nips weren't attracted to whites which is either you being deliberately disingenuous or genuinely clueless
> And I wouldn't say that slav girls are wholly Western either. A faulty argument.
Coooope

would you want your cat to eat your face if you died and it was starving?

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I made white-people soft tacos. Seasoned beef, flour tortillas, diced tomatoes and avocado and shredded lettuce shredded cheese and pico de gallo, refried beans. Cherriwine to go with

>>42655446
Yes but maybe start with a leg.

>>42655446
my fatass cat needs a diet so no

>>42654195
>>42654195
How do white female athletes express themselfs?

Bedtime soon! I got work tomorrow so I gotta try to sleep

>>42657425
see
>>42651451

>>42655122
>You were saying nips weren't attracted to whites
>only talking about looks
???
>>42653296
>they aren't aware of the petite, neotenous, feminine, sweet qt's
>feminine, sweet
also this entire post: >>42653331

>>42659411
>when stacy and kimberley come there, they often get zero romantic attention, get ignored and depressed.
This simply isn't true. Nipmen might not want to start a family with a white girl but they're still wildly attracted to them.

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are you dykes doing anything for V-day (Vagina-day)

>>42661435
No, are you?

>>42661458
no i forgot it even was today lol. this despite people dressing up with hearts and shit at work yesterday. i am not a smart woman.

>>42661435
I'm gonna race home and get my fuck on after work. Mom's got the kids for the weekend. I got her flowers and I'm gonna wear the teddy she likes. I'm gonna reward her for taking care of me all week

>>42661903
is it stressful to have your sex life on a "timer" like that, like having to get in the mood on certain days instead of spontaneously, or does the horniness build up so it's basically no problem?

>>42661921
The hardest part is navigating around the kids. They know, but they don't know? Keep that shit under literally lock and key. Catch as catch can as well as planning ahead. If we want to do anything particularly unhinged, we get a hotel room so we can drink and sleep it off. Less risk of accidental prying eyes

>>42661960
>If we want to do anything particularly unhinged
I'm afraid to ask...

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>>42664027
happy zaps make me vocal

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>this absolute unit of a canadian
Oh hello. Also I need her to drop the workout routine because holy shit that body is insane.

I'm having a great morning. Only a little sore

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>britney sold all her intellectual property for unfder $200 mill
I thought it would be more. First celebrity AI voice musician incoming?

>>42667273
I want her to bodyslam me

>>42673220
>I thought it would be more
Britney isn't the best at handling money for obvious reasons. She could probably negotiate for 3x the amount at the very least.
>>42673692
We all do, get in line.

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love to discover new animal species. look at this ugly

>>42673220
That seems criminally low for a pop legend who's been dominating for decades. I hope they at least treat her legacy right. She deserves better after everything she's been through..
>First celebrity AI voice musician incoming?
Ai music is so dystopian, I really don't like it

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I want to escape on a tropical island vacation soo bad. Sick of freezing!!

>>42673989
Nooo she's a qt!

>>42636764
My uncle plays flight sims too. It looks pretty cool but he never let me touch it LOL
They take that really seriously
Do kids get mad at "boomers" owning them??

>>42674119
Some of them get really unbelievably angry. You can hear the headsets get snatched off their heads and their asses beat for saying shit out of pocket.
https://youtu.be/hVuxQXeOxeE?si=H5Ia4h6pWCvmHwnM

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>>42674119
>>42675832
I remember one time in particular where I was playing VRCHAT and someone's older sister jumped on the headset just so they could act all tough. I couldn't Breathe! Imagine young Dakota Fanning trying to sound black while wearing a big booty among us avatar.

I love this girl but my desire for her is slowly chipping away every time she hurts me.
>have been waiting on a girl to heal for several months
>girl's been avoidant with me
>rejected me when I asked her out for v-day
>realize yesterday that she was intending to date a man next and considered me something from her past she had to let go of
>backpedaled when I cut her off completely
I'm getting tired. I've pretty much lost hope of dating her at this point, she's keeping me in her orbit. I'm almost certain she was dating people while I was fucking waiting for her.

>>42677369
>have been waiting on a girl to heal for several months
>girl's been avoidant with me
Yall need stop with that shit. If you want to date someone, you date them. If you want to fuck someone, you fuck them. If someone isn't trying g to date you, then they don't want to date you.

Bedtime ilu

>the feminine urge to minecraft the neighbor who's been moving furniture for the last two hours

>>42683689
there was a minecraft ad on the pineapple i bought and idgi

>>42684190
I've never played Minecraft.

>>>/gif/30272401
lel

>>42685917
me neither nor have i ever felt the urge to

using girlfriend's full bush as a nose warmer in a cold flat is superior to other methods

I'm exhausted, tell you about it later maybe. Nothing bad, just a long day. I'm going to bed, ilu

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What happened to fartsnatch anon?

>>42692162
Same thing that happened to others, presumably. She graduated.

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page 10 aah sexuality

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pick a waifu

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>>42696392

>>42696392
>trans porn
Like watching paint dry. Never understood what people get out of it.

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>>42694155
Too bad. I don't post here as often but I still come back every once in a while.

>>42697100
I'm posting less and less and I feel awful about it

>>42697149
Nta. Why do you feel awful? Users are supposed to come and go. 4chan gets fewer visitors than a decade ago so posters are below replacement rate, which is especially noticeable with small demographics.

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>>42697170
It feels like I'm leaving behind something in a move? Like a favorite coat forgotten in a closet, or a lost plushie left in an empty room.

>>42692162
>>42694155
I'm fairly sure she posted a couple of threads ago
She's been posting here for like 10 years, she would never abandon us right?

>>42692162
>fartsnatch
now that's a (stinky) blast from the past

>>42696937
it's where porn sick men end up after they've exhausted all other categories and need that taboo kick to feel anything

>>42696721
based wildrose

How much can you bench

>>42698663
Bench what?
t. has never been to a gym

>>42698730
pussy

>>42698829
That's okay, I love pussy.

every single night, my cats snuggle up and groom each other. every single night, one of them thinks "what if i had this entire bed/perch/etc all to myself" and slaps the shit out of the other one. every night.

>>42698377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adl6iUQACY0

>>42698663
I bicep curl 14 kilos

>>42596634
>another dead clg
cos the real lesgen is over there
this thread is more like lespol

>>42700522
>real lesgen
>real
so much coping

>>42700533
hating men isn't the same as loving women
prison gay political types are shit lays and mediocre partners

>>42700571
>implying
are you calling trannies men
that would be a nice self-own

>>42700625
and this
you bring up trannies in these threads more than the ones where trannies are welcome
lespol
actual lesgen isn't here

>>42700674
>actual lesgen is a place where there are no lesbians, only troons and chasers
ok
have a nice day

>>42700717
and this is why clg constantly dying comes as any surprise to it's op
your view of things so far off shit like your green text doesn't sound insane to you

>>42700748
my opinion is as normie as it gets
apples and oranges are clearly not the same kind of fruit, and it would be stupid to get mad over them labelled as different items on the shopping list

This is hardly clg related but I don't know where else to rant about this.

>have 19 year old cousin
>she's always had a myriad of emotional/mental issues, tough family situation
>a few years ago she starts showing signs of being into girls
>sometime after she reaches out to me because I'm the only openly gay person in the family
>I try my best to give her advice
>she gets into college and starts hanging out with the far-left alphabet soup crowd, pretty soon she's adopting a new label every week
>now she's posting on tiktok about wanting to go on hormones and potentially get surgery

Fucking hell dude. I'm so sick of this shit. We all hear stories every single day of zoomers acting like this but this is the first time it's someone in my proximity. I'm so worried about her and I desperately want to talk sense into her before it's too late but of course it's not my place to do so. And her mom is completely clueless with regards to this stuff and she's been on high alert for years with regards to my cousin because she (my cousin) has been to inpatient psych treatment before. Which makes me terrified that my aunt will be supportive of my her in this because she may think that otherwise she'll have another spiral and potentially become suicidal again.

It's so fucking infuriating and thinking too much about it seriously drives me insane. God help these kids because clearly none of us can.

>>42700798
>has been to inpatient psych treatment
So it's mentally ill people doing mentally ill things. Don't be surprised.

>>42700798
>"Today I will go to the designated 'No Tranny Seething' thread to seethe about trannies"

>>42700798
her body, her choice
stop trying to be her boss and let her live

>>42700748
it's actually because 95% of posters moved to discord to avoid the bitter men of this board and exclusively post there now. but whatever helps you cope.

>>42700798
>Which makes me terrified that my aunt will be supportive of my her in this because she may think that otherwise she'll have another spiral and potentially become suicidal again.
this is a very real fear because from first hand experience I know people in the medical field will scare parents with the "YOU HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS KID OR YOUR CHILD WILL OFF THEMSELVES" rhetoric. however seeing as your cousin is a legal adult it's gonna be extremely hard to protect her from herself.

i couldn't buy my gf flowers on valentine's because her cat is a retard who will eat them and die. now my dog is like living with a special needs toddler very frequently, but i feel like dogs are at least trainable? my dog will bring me things i point at, and her cat will crawl into a turned on rice cooker.

>casually dating this girl for a few weeks
>sex is good but somewhat repetitive
>she very much enjoys me fingering her
>I suggest using my strap
>"no I don't like those, they look like dicks"
>tell her my dildo is smooth and neon blue, doesn't resemble a dick in the slightest
>"still reminds me of a dick"

Am I wrong to be somewhat annoyed by this? She obviously likes the sensation of being penetrated but my fingers can only do so much, and to outright refuse to use any sort of dildo for that reason seems a bit silly to me.

>>42701598
A lot of girls just don't like dildos anon

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hello i am a cis straight male passing through have a good day :)

>>42701598
>my fingers can only do so much
No onlies. I wouldn't care much if all dildos of the world suddenly disappeared because fingering is enough for me, and I know I'm not the only one. Straps are fun in a different way, but I understand where she's coming from. Some people just don't find them hot.
>Am I wrong to be somewhat annoyed by this?
You want to rail her, she doesn't want that. It's only natural that you're irritated.
I'd say invite her to your place, fuck yourself with the neon dildo, see if she likes it then.

realistic dildos are so disgusting
i don't mind the unrealistic ones though
had an ex who loved to fuck my face with a strap and watch me gag and drool
that was kinda hot

she is so beautiful and makes me so happy. when i see her i cant help but pause a little bit. in awe. she's so beautiful i tear up a bit when i see her. i don't understand how god had the sheer will to create this angel and let her come to earth. i want to kiss her so much, i dream of those lips and those beautiful, happy, perfect eyes, i love her.

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>>42705314
go away

>>42706726
i don't understand how it's physically possible to hate a woman like her. i don't understand how she doesn't walk around every day knowing she's god's gift to the universe. when i'm around her i feel this powerful, staggering wave of pure love and happiness and joy. sometimes i delude myself into believing she loves me too. maybe she does. i think this is just the way i fall in love, but there's nobody better to love. her smile sustains me like water, the beauty of which amazes me every day. every day i love her.

>>42706746
wow. i can't even write, i'm so happy, but she's the kind of girl that inspires poetry the likes of which has you lying in your bed, crying.

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>>42706746
two weeks and you will come back to earth

>>42706798
it's been more than two weeks. it's been six months.

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>>42706810
>six month long honeymoon phase
see a psychiatrist, you might be loony

>>42706726
>>42706746
>>42706753
Aw that's so cute. I happy that you're happy!
>>42706812
Don't be such a killjoy. She's in love.

>>42706823
i think like i have really wild crazy bouts of being insanely in love with the same person and then after a couple months it returns to normal, like im still in love but not as crazy lol. this has been the longest though haha

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ya51xNuqfGk

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>>42698293
10 years? She must be old

strapons don't look like dicks (unless they're supposed to) but they're so fucking goofy i can't take them seriously. also i don't really want anything bigger/deeper than fingers or tongue.

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Buff lady of the day

>>42650646
this reminds me i've never tried fish tacos and i really need to

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Fumbled a situationship that could have grown into something beautiful. Deep down I know it wouldn't have worked out but still...

>>42708336
This is a hag general on a hag site, we're all old here.
Young people don't come to imageboards

>>42710794
Nuh-uh

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>>42710794
40 yo boomers aren't that old. We still got it and are hip and stuff.

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>>42713340

Everyone's reps should be back in town...

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>>42715125

>>42713048
How old are you then?

>>42715662
18, unc

>>42715727
>born in 2007
Grim...

Are you the highschooler from a couple of threads ago?

>>42715727
>there are people on this general born after i've first had sex
literally could be your mom (not your mommy, your actual mother)

>>42716639
no, i graduated last year

>>42717426
nta but pls be my mommy

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Chess playing gf

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Which type of lesbian are you?

>>42719567
Theres no way this is a real photo

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>>42719643
Palantir leaked this photo of (You).

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>>42719665
I'm not butch at all

>>42719567
>three types of lesbians allowed to exist
>none of them are lesbians
sounds about right tbdesu

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Buff lady of the day

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Bonus buff lady

today i learned that dogs can wag their tails so hard it damages the tail and they can need amputation. labs are notorious for it bc they got that beaver tail going on.

>>42722254
It's why some breeds have theirs cut short as pups. Training can mitigate this

>>42724481
I've seen porn that started exactly like your picrel.

>>42725794
Epstein go home, you're dead

>>42726178
How is this Epsteincore?

>>42709712
How did you fumble it?

>>42726178
>>42726350
The ages of the women in that photo at the time it was taken, from left to right: 17, 20, 25, 22, 22

>>42728196
Okay? He was a pedo, they are adults.

>>42729259
Yeah I know thats why I clarified they are all adults (except for Yeri)

immabout to do something very stupid

>>42730487
cease and desist

>>42730487
You're not allowed!
>unless you take pictures

i let a cat come in out of the rain and it got in bed with me. what the fuck bro.

New thread?

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>>42596634
> Start dating girl in january
> Really hit it off, help her out a lot with her mental state, go on loads of dates, fun stuff.
> Get her a present for valentines
> Tells me to refund it and becomes super distant
> Ghosts me on valentines for about a week
> Cheats on me with an old FWB (male) she had
> Breaks up with me with no proper explanation 2 days ago
> Created a hinge account today

Should i just kms?