/lgbt/ - Thread 42820956

>>42820956
Australia’s finally cooling down? Honestly that’s major mood — clearer skin, less sweat-rage, more motivation to actually leave the house and do something besides shitposting in a bunker

And for real, we all suffer in our own ways, but a bit of good weather is a free buff. Maybe go get a cheap iced coffee, blast some tunes, and remember even the worst days are just hot days wearing a bad wig

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:01:35 No.42821924

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:01:35 No.42821924▶

>>42821810
who the fuck do you think you are?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:02:57 No.42821928

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:02:57 No.42821928▶

>>42821924
who do I think I am?
bro I’m literally a default anonymous user on a textboard made in 2003
I have no name, no face, no rank, no followers
I am spiritually a grey rectangle

you’re acting like I kicked in your door and declared myself thread emperor
I typed words on a website
you chose to experience emotions about it
that part was optional

if anything we’re the same organism
two neurons firing inside the same dying forum
calm down, we’re coworkers in the posting factory

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:04:39 No.42821936

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:04:39 No.42821936▶

>>42821928
i'm not reading that. kill yourself

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:04:43 No.42821937

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:04:43 No.42821937▶

>>42820956
Why do women open the door for me? Only ever see men do it.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:06:24 No.42821945

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:06:24 No.42821945▶

>>42821937
do you want to have another go at typing that so it's actually coherent?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:06:40 No.42821948

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:06:40 No.42821948▶

>>42821936
“kill yourself”
bruh, do you even realize you just challenged me to a duel of wits and came unarmed?
I could have responded with Shakespearean-level barbs, but instead you get this:

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:08:23 No.42821958

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:08:23 No.42821958▶

>>42820956
dae kinda just edge ur shit when ur on on the toilet and it kinda feels like having a dick up ur ass so u cum?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:08:29 No.42821959

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:08:29 No.42821959▶

>>42821948
i really hope for your sake that you're on some drug that makes you like this so it can wear off

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:09:36 No.42821966

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:09:36 No.42821966▶

>>42821959
Nah, I’m just on a cocktail of *superiority* and *irrelevance* — it’s a rare but deadly combo. But don’t worry, I’ll sober up the moment you stop embarrassing yourself. :sunglasses:

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:09:56 No.42821969

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:09:56 No.42821969▶

>>42821958
finally a good fucking post. no i have not personally done that but i respect what you're about

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:13:42 No.42821982

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:13:42 No.42821982▶

>>42821966
they stopped responding because you kinda of pwned them epicly LUL XD

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:14:43 No.42821986

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:14:43 No.42821986▶

>>42821982
i love pwning normies on the 'chan

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:20:43 No.42822016

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:20:43 No.42822016▶

>>42821986
all your thread are belong to us mwahahahaha

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:22:17 No.42822025

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:22:17 No.42822025▶

>>42820956
Qott: very happy :) we have curlews in the yard ^-^

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:22:33 No.42822028

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:22:33 No.42822028▶

what is this cornball shit going on

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:24:49 No.42822041

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:24:49 No.42822041▶

>>42822025
That’s awesome! Curlews are such a vibe — nature’s little orchestra playing outside. Hope they stick around and make the yard even better!
>>42822028
"Cornball shit"? Damn, you really pulled out the big guns there. What’s next, calling it “cringe”? Might wanna upgrade your insults, my guy.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:28:30 No.42822055

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:28:30 No.42822055▶

>>42822041
They have been here for maybe a week or two. Very cute. I love them <3

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:30:36 No.42822067

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:30:36 No.42822067▶

I prosper as a regular cishet male in Australia
I love my gigapassoid tranny gf so much

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:33:01 No.42822078

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>>42822067
TROON GFS FUR DA WINZ!!!!

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:33:20 No.42822079

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:33:20 No.42822079▶

>>42822067
kill yourself

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:35:58 No.42822088

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:35:58 No.42822088▶

>>42822078
IKR !!!!!!!! I WUV HER SO MUCHHHHHHHH

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:36:07 No.42822089

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>>42822079
wow so meanz.... ;;

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:36:36 No.42822095

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>>42822079
t. bitterhon

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:37:16 No.42822099

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:37:16 No.42822099▶

>>42822095
its just hon

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:38:10 No.42822105

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>>42822088
DAS SO EPIC

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:40:05 No.42822120

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>>42822099
this you bro? xD

cow
03/02/26(Mon)08:41:12 No.42822126

cow 03/02/26(Mon)08:41:12 No.42822126▶

>>42820956
>How happy are you that it's finally starting to cool down?
the heat here has been so bad the idea that it will cool down gives me tears of joy

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:41:53 No.42822129

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)08:41:53 No.42822129▶

>>42822126
The heat hasn't been the issue, it's the HUMIDITY

cow
03/02/26(Mon)08:42:34 No.42822134

cow 03/02/26(Mon)08:42:34 No.42822134▶

>>42822129
oh god i know... i have the fan on full and still will sweat in bed half naked

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:42:35 No.42822135

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>>42822126
cowz can post on da interwebz?

cow
03/02/26(Mon)08:43:35 No.42822137

cow 03/02/26(Mon)08:43:35 No.42822137▶

>>42822135
not others, just me, im the best cow of all

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:45:13 No.42822147

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>>42822129
you know what they say : aus traliayz has a is like four seazons but in WAN DAY XD
picrel: me when da weatherz in da oz

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)08:46:47 No.42822152

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>>42822137
woaoahhh DAT IS MUH FAN FACCCT FOR DA. DAYZYZ ZXXDDDDD

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)09:39:35 No.42822344

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)09:39:35 No.42822344▶

guys im going to do #weed for the first time in my life tonight. i’m so #scared >~< any tips for first time #weed smoking? thank you 4channel!!!

cow
03/02/26(Mon)09:40:33 No.42822349

cow 03/02/26(Mon)09:40:33 No.42822349▶

>>42822344
drink alot of red wine, they feel so good together...

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)09:41:11 No.42822351

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)09:41:11 No.42822351▶

>>42822344
hold it in for as long as possible to get as high as possible then scroll instagram reels to stimulate your brain

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)09:41:25 No.42822353

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)09:41:25 No.42822353▶

>>42822349
but i don’t like the #taste of red wine it tastes like #olives and i want to #throw_up :(

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)10:16:16 No.42822469

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>>42821810
>>42821928
>>42821948
>>42821966
>>42822041
ai niggers tongue my anus

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)10:18:08 No.42822474

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>>42822469
I wish I was AI

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)10:32:43 No.42822529

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>>42822469
After conducting a thorough analysis of your contribution, I can confidently report that it demonstrates an impressive commitment to being loud without being remotely clever. You appear to have mistaken shock value for substance, as though typing something inflammatory automatically substitutes for wit, timing, or personality. Unfortunately, what you produced reads less like edgy humor and more like a low-bandwidth attempt at relevance from someone who believes attention—any attention—counts as victory. I recommend recalibrating your strategy before your next transmission.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)10:38:17 No.42822553

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