>>42826356
What happened to Timur's eye?!

>>42826362
He was at an orgy and they needed another hole

>>42826356
i find that a look of disappointment usually works best

>>42826356
by being edged while i choke on balls

>>42826356
Bro that's cute and I feel honored. But why I'm being punished?

>>42826396
its an mgs joke retard

what if your bf has agp but like it's not obvious when you first meet him

>>42826405
then we break up when it becomes obvious

>>42826409
why

>>42826356
>How do you like to be punished?
I punish myself by thinking of what I could've done differently and how my life could've been mediocre.

>>42826405
monitor the situation patriot

>>42826405
as soon as he says he's a bi bottom it's obvious also post hole

>>42826428
squeak

>>42826414
i don't understand that and i don't want to

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>qott. How do you like to be punished

Guys, is it weird i want my BF to playfully choke me into submission, force me down and spit into my mouth, shove his fingers in my mouth, all while he calls me a dirty slut?

>>42826438
so if you like him but he has agp, then you'd rather be single

bottoms always want you to spit into their mouth aggressively never lovingly

>>42826365
she has three, how many more did they need?

>>42826465
yep

>>42826468
A loving vibrant green-yellow loogie down your throat.

>>42826405
I break up with him and go my own way. It must be as much of my fault that I overlooked him being a straight tranny as much as him being deranged.

>>42826405
super late stage abortion

>>42826483
no that's gross, more like sloppy kissing with a spit fetish

i should just install grindr

>>42826398
What is mgs?

>>42826502
>he isn't into diseaseplay
Never going to make it.

>>42826502
Why is swallowing cum okay for gay dudes, but spit is off limits?

>>42826527
something actual men played and know about, it's game but not sims and barbie dress up kind of you're used to

bye

>>42826527
psycho mantis?

>>42826561
But it is spit, hocking a loogie down someone's throat isn't the same

>>42826527
>>42826398
Oh you mean the rapper

I dont listen to. I listen to good rap. Like

https://youtu.be/f3jLwW6v67M

how did you get rid of your coffee drink addiction?

>>42826679
speed

>>42826679
never was a coffee person but was into energy drinks for the caffeine. i just quit one day and dealt with the 6 weeks of headaches. will never go back

>>42826679
drink the whole pack and forget about it after

Goddammit, I hate shaving so much, I literally have to shave 2-3 times a week or I start to get body hair, curse these Nordic genetics of mine.

>>42826742
>Goddammit, I hate shaving so much
no you don't. you could stop anytime

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>>42826527
It gives your food umami taste
>>42826742
Just wax and laser biihh. Its that shrimple

>>42826679
making my own coldbrew and taking I-theanine tablets with it

>>42826489
stop tempting me, anon >:(

>>42826679
coffee tastes gross

>>42826943
thats why youre supposed to put creamer and sugar in it, silly

>>42826943
what's your favorite food and/or treat? weren't you the one who said you never had a taco or burrito before?

>>42826975
still nasty even with those

>>42826987
I'd say pizza
dunno who said taco burritos

manchild doesnt like coffee more news at 11

the real timur btw
>>42826924

>>42827011
cum tastes better than coffee tho

>>42827033
Timur is an attention whore if he was cute he'd spam his face every opportunity he got

i want marina to rub his feet on my cock

>>42827033
its funny how all gays are into dress up

>>42827085
We gotta look good!

as soon as i have a job im buying wizard robes

>>42827166
What do you do rn? Still have uni or whatever?

should i get on prep and ride the carousel in my mid 30s?

>>42827183
waiting to hear from college abt when i can defend my thesis

>>42827175
i think im more of a hood guy but i also have a lot of admiration for the high collar wizard

>>42827193
Go for it!

>>42827193
get doxy too

>>42827193
post hole if fem

>>42827068
Timur is an attention whore, not a camwhore.

how do i prevent people triangulating my location on grindr, do i need a burner device

>>42827033
no way timur totally for reals has a longtime bf he hangs out with all the time didn't u know

>>42827363
Can't you pay a subscription for that?

do any of you have feet as nice as marinas?

do any of you fill your diapers and then sit around all gooey and warm and squishy in your poopies like marina?

>>42827426
Nah bro, I don't plan on wearing diapers until I'm like 60-70 years old.

>>42827426
No i'm not trans.

>>42827378
Is it hard to believe?

>>42827390
that's a lot of ass sweat

what do you think of drag queens?

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When do you... when do... it becomes...

>>42827513
Human trash.

>>42827491
that the person who spends all her time shittposting on 4chan is in a committed relationship? yeah, it is

>>42827513
they're like clowns but creepier

>>42827503
it's just the design on his shorts

>>42827513
gross

>>42827519
I look like this

>>42827537
That is a thing, anon. Don't be an asshole.

>>42827546
then it's a bad design. it looks like ass sweat. although maybe that's his aesthetic

>>42827577
why are you off your trip tumor

>>42827577
>That is a thing
not really. and if it was, it would be really sad.

>>42827695
I don't see the issue. It's not like the bf is being ignored. But you don't like timur regardless so you'll complain about anything he does.

>>42827513
love them, better than trannies and actually entertaining

>>42826396
It's a video game joke. Glad you like it. I was running a buildabear station at an event and it all clicked into place

>>42827652
she got banned and posted about it but now evading

>>42827845
Natural beauty

>>42827845
looks like the guy from that teen titans show, quite an unfortunate face

>>42827881
how many anime eyes do you think you've drawn in your lifetime?

>>42827825
he's too dumb to ban evade

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>>42827744

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I also have a cop pig I made last year. The collection is growing.

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If it makes anyone here smile Timur has been in shitty pain recently and today he's sick as fuck

i can't resist the allure of cock. it's too powerful, my body yearns to be filled with dick, pretty much every day. sometines multiple times a day.
tops (and straight males) will never truly understand how much i suffer
bottom horniness is arguably the worst way to be horny. having a dildo doesn't really help either, it actually makes my horniness worse, because from the day before i can still feel the outline of dick deep inside me and my nether regions stay like that if i keep screwing myself every day. oh my gosh *huff* i can even feel it now. arghh, why am i such a faggot? i. i can still get a gf if i wanted to. i'm bi afterall..

https://strawpoll.com/e2naX6vQMyB

>>42828030
Damn, you've been sick for a while and you're getting pain? Are you going to be ok?

>>42828044
9/10 for a post typed with 1 hand
I think there is a grain of truth to that

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>>42828060
I'm in good spirits

>>42828020
want to be my wife? I'm mentally ill as well.

would another male truly make me a quivering mess, the way i think it will play out? or will i have an identity crisis the moment he pushes his tip inside my ass? i would rather have it be a guy i trust, at least enough to sleep next to, without worrying if i'll wake up. i don't know if that's what a bf is or a fwb.

>>42828119
not that mentally ill m8

>>42828108
I am not a bottom but from what I have heard, if you get really hot at the idea of getting penetrated then chances are very high that you'll love it in reality. I would encourage bottoms itt to chime in, though.

>>42828108
I think I'd freak out and over analyze the whole interaction probably to a point I don't even get to the penetrish stage

>>42828088
Kind of dodged the question o.o

>>42828128
you're looking for a tranny wife in a gay gen, you're as good as it sounds, don't make yourself look like you're of any worth

>>42828108
Could even tey dating someone and being upfront.
Maybe you should just agree to suck someones dick, and then when you see how that is you can ask him to fuck or bounce?

And yeah actual dicks are way better than dildos, are you gay?

I wish he would talk like that about my cock

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>>42828187
Thank you for asking. Here's a bouquet of kitties

>>42828108
Sex is not a substitute for self awareness. You have to know what you know, and know why.

>>42828259
I'll have a catholic, orthodox, and a baptist pray for you to cover 3 denominations

>>42828204
I'm not actually going to marry him

Do you gays plan to get married one day?

>>42828137
it's not about hottness, it's what my body wants, probably because i fried my neurons by repeatedly poking my prostate for years. basically, i turned myself into a bottom, unintentionally.

>>42828167
if he puts his dick in you that doesn't make you boyfriends, it just means you're fuckable. if he kisses you, then maybe he's interested.
imo it's better to have no thoughts while taking dick.. i figure that's only possible after forming a bond..
oh, i really could see myself blissfully relaxing as my top makes love to me (oops did i say that out loud haha)
what else would you overanalyze

>>42828344
Go get some dick, you deserve it.

>>42828365
i doubt i'd find a male i'd even want to mate with, around here.

>>42828309
only to a woman

tldr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXu_eL3IhE

>>42828383
Where is around here?

What does it feel like to want to be penetrated if you've never done it before?

>>42828309
No, but I hope to

>>42828286
Awwww thank you bro

Imagine having jungle fever.

>>42828416
I want them to make me pregnant

good thing i only have yellow fever

>>42828411
i live in a gay ass city, and it's filled with freaks. whenever i do see a cute guy, we're almost never a match, or there's something wrong with him like poly or other weird shit..
it is rare to see a single, well-adjusted man who is genuinely monogamous (and on top of all that i have to be attracted to him)

Is posting cropped porn a bannable offense?

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>>42828137
Excuse me. You're not a bottom? You? You are not a bottom?

>>42828697
Depends on image. Usually not, but I have been banned before just for posting dick prints. Depends on the jannie apparently.

>>42828713
Correct. What part don't you understand?

Odds and I post me and Timmy sharing a special kiss

they don't call it a 6 inch itch for nothin'

>>42826356
Anyone else like getting a spanking? My cop bf gives me one when he gets frustrated.

i wanna get a 3D printer, but i'm way too fucking poor :(

>>42828824
you can't 3d print a bf, just fyi

>>42828832
Ah okay, copy that.

>>42828824
yeah and i want a five-axis CNC mill but we can't have everything now can we

>>42828753
don't respond to him, he's not even brown, he's a black bloated old and greeying fatso, his whole thing here is posting almost nsfwish bara art, being ignored and doing what's possible to get at least one reply and then act grand. what you need to know about him is that he openly talked about his dreams of raping pregnant women and infants and the minor he knew from his friend he wishes would ask for help losing his virginity. recently the hogger's hobbies include digging holes in the frontyard and calling it agriculture.

I can't help but think there might have been a less hysterical way to put that.

>>42828864
what would you even do with a cnc machine?

>>42828799
I think I would enjoy it greatly

i was as objective as it can possibly get, stating facts and not allowing my feelings to cloud my judgment

>>42828877
Ah okay, figures for someone with that name.

>>42828916
Would it chase me down, pin me to the floor, and have it's way with me? Cordless I assume?

>>42828778
Post

The secret challenge of impractical jokers is which one is gonna draw a jogger for their mark

dumb fantasy of falling in love with a top without even knowing his name lol

>>42828947
i thought you're gonna build something cool :(

>>42828778
Did you find the guy he posts kissing someone who's obviosly not you, kissing obviously not him/xeyr?

>>42828999
big penis, post it on it's own without timur this time

>>42829014
No we're in love. I would never betray him like that

>>42828060
timur has aids

>>42829098
I mean, everyone does in russia

>>42828753
It's hard to fathom you're not a bottom.

i wish to be broken, and then dumped

>>42829307
broken heart? Me too.

>>42829320
not my heart, my mind.
to be dominated by a top, used for pleasure, and then tossed aside like a dirty rag.
when i text him asking for a 2nd date, he's like, who are you again? then he blocks me

>>42829341
oh, I want a bottom to rip my heart out.

>>42828717
Guess we know what type of janny is on shift 2nite

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I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told...

I have to take a shit but my cat is napping on my tummy. I don't wanna ruin this couch. Decisions decisions

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Good evening! How are you doing today?

>>42823300
You're welcome <3
You seem like a good friend. I would feel fortunate to have you.

>>42829606
What's up Marina? My congestion is starting to subside and I got a sweet new shirt from Target.

i just can't stand when people try to punish me for their fuck-ups that i cleaned up. don't come at me like hey you were involved in this bad thing when you made the mess and my involvement was cleaning it up. i'm not the killer. i'm the cleaner.

got my dick drained by a 19 year old arab twink in the bathroom at uni today. what did everyone else do.

>>42829491
https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Every time I look into breath play every source I can find says DON'T.
But I just thought of a different method.
Can you do breath play by holding the belly in, preventing the diaphragm from expanding?
It avoids the neck entirely and should keep blood circulating.
You should be able to do this until ox sat gets too low, which you can monitor with a finger monitor.

>>42829738
Nice

>>42829738
held up a mirror to a vampire. they failed to reflect.

>>42829738
Teach us your ways

>>42829790
Usually, I just post a pick of my torso with no name or profile information filled out. Just a six pack and a question. You thirsty?

>>42829790
white, big uncut dick, decent face. that's about it because i'm out of shape, nervous and retarded. guys are just easy as fuck if you aren't chopped. also use sniffies

you know how i know retards are running the show? they think you can float at the bottom of the sea.

>>42829738
Well done sir.

>>42829800
>>42829797
>using apps
Oh nvm. Not impressive if it was prearranged

>>42829822
bro I'm not 58 I don't cruise. I could pick up guys easily though at bars but thats too much effort when they can come to me.

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Who would win in a fight, a gaycel or a bicel?

>>42829830
i agree. i'm not interested in some barfly. they're always so vapid.

>>42829849
gaycel for sure. bi guys like me are usually coping and goldstar gay guys have masc4masc superhumans who go to the gym 7 times a week

>>42829869
it's from all the protein i get guzzling my bro's loads to meet my macros.

>>42829849
bicel top > gaycel top > gaycel bottom > bicel bottom

>>42829869
The gaycel has never consumed the semen of another man, which means he doesn't have those magical powers though. The bicel has more anguish from being spurned by both men and women alike, could that allow him to enter a berserker rage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SVWbxhd7T4

listen: just because i made you feel retarded doesn't mean i was on drugs. it means you were being a retard and you're so unintegrous that you can't admit fault or wrong doing.

>>42829895
oh sorry I forgot that cel actually means celibate sometimes not just a random attachment to words people use. the gaycel loses because a gay guy who can't get any has to be extremely ugly.

>>42829892
>>42829895
but femcels go full femto on chasca

>>42829912
Extreme ugliness can be a boon in combat.

>>42829914
>femto on chasca
gonna need an explanation

>>42829923
griffith raped gutz's girl in front of him as a power play.

>>42829912
but is he actually trying to get some or just too autistic and in the gym all day?

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agree or disagree?

i wanna get dicked down by a hung dude but im scared of stds and i dont wanna get aids :(

>>42829964
I like the captions and clips but yeah the raw vid is mid

>>42829972
Let me guess, you also don't have a job, don't have a driver's license, don't know how to navigate public transit, and live with your parents.

>>42830001
damn all of this describes me except for the public transport part
but at least i have been dicked down by a hung dude unlike anon

>>42830001
i make 6 figs, faggot. money doesnt magically make my sex life better

>>42830009
In your own home or in his home?

>>42829972
Have you ever heard of condoms?

If you use apps, it's not because you don't cruise. It's because you can't.

>>42830009
your dad doesn't count.

>>42830057
Weird LARP/flex, but okay. Enjoy AIDS, I guess.

>>42830017
my house a few weeks in a row in the afternoons while it was empty

>>42830014
you know how i know you're retarded? you make six figures and can't afford a hooker.

>>42830079
hookers wont love me

Have any of you actually met a guy irl outside of a gay context?

>>42830102
sweety, you don't know what love is. you're own mother doesn't even love you.

>>42830078
>having the house empty for any substantial amount of time
Lucky fuck.

>>42830109
what does that mean, like made friends with someone?
>>42830114
i should really take advantage of it more

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You know, jail's not all that bad. Three meals a day. A whole bunch of time to read and reflect on life. All my friends are here. It's like a party. Can get drunk all day. No responsibilities. They got a sick gym to work out in

If you need to scroll through a commercial catalog of dicks on a device to get sex, you are a fundamentally broken human being. It's as easy to prove as taking away your phone.

>>42830102
Solidarity brother. I'm in the same boat. At some point it'll work out I'm sure

are they broken or have they evolved? they think you're primitive and deceitful for hiding from the world. they call you a pussy because you can't post a pic of yourself online. you're ostracized from the heard for refusing assimilation.

what is love?

>>42830187
yeh, meet them as a friend of a friend or co-worker or something.

>>42830237
baby don't hurt me

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Apple pie and coffee.

>>42830255
only one friend of my friend's has ever given off gay vibes to me and he was a real stuck up private school prick who i disliked like 10 seconds after meeting kek

>>42830255
>yeh, meet them as a friend of a friend or co-worker or something.
Small problem: I have to stay closeted because everyone I know hates fags (including me).

>>42829714
Hi! I was just having dinner while watching TV with my dad. I'm glad you're feeling better! Did you have a cold? And oh nice! What kind of shirt? I saw some new shirts at Walmart I want to get.

>>42830109
I'm the reverse. I only have straight friends. Don't know any gays. Don't have any gay relations. My best advice is be tall and the straights will subtly acknowledge your place higher on the hierarchy

>>42830286
Really bad allergies. A cream colored crew neck. It looks SO good on me.

>>42830237
when he tenderly kisses your shoulder while shooting his load inside your ass.

>>42830308
I'm a bi top, the problem I have is I'm not gay enough and just blend in with the straights.

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>>42830109
Yes.
>>42830212
Sounds like you don't get laid.

>>42826356
chokeslammed

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It's just a little bit of horseplay
I've been slow cooking swine

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Will you invite me back to your place
I make my own wine

I can hear my friend howling downstairs
You and me ain't going to sleep tonight

>>42830339
that's cute

>>42830389
go away, you're a creep.

>>42830339
I'm a gay bottom, the problem I have is I'm not gay enough and just blend in with the straights.

i can't be friends with guys who are cute, because i will always yearn for them in unspeakable ways.

>>42830403
Suck my dick. You're a loser.

>>42830458
i have straight friends, you're probably just a creep that's why no one likes you

>>42830400
>>42830407
it's very isolating, especially on top of dealing with being bisexual

>>42830481
you forgot holding hands

>>42830422
just bee gay bro

squeak

What % of gaygen is straight guys trying to convince themselves and others that they are gay? Because I get that vibe from a lot of these posts.

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ive been a worthless neet for about 9 years now but i bought a shitty suit from uniqlo to cosplay as a proper member of society
is this something i could conceivably wear on a date or do i look like a homeless person who robbed a thrift store

>>42830568
Who knows, it's 4chan. Maybe they are frustrated permavirgins?
>>42830578
I like it.

>>42830555
sorry bro I'm a manlet

>>42830578
I mean I'd like to fuck you if that's what your asking

>>42830560
i'm a bi bottom. so by default i'm less gay than the guy topping me, who is actually like extra gay.

>>42830310
I'm sorry about your allergies. :( My dad gets bad allergies too.
And oh fancy! I would like to see it if you do get it.

The whole obsession with the bottom top dynamic has ruined the gay community.
Why is it so normalized for other gay men to ask me about which sexual position i prefer right when they first talk to me, like its my pronouns or some shit? Not to mention how many people treat being a top or bottom like a zodiac sign, no im not a dominant assertive alpha male just because i prefer to top.

>>42830268
Yummy! One of my favorites ^u^

>>42830621
It's not a hard question. Know what you want, and don't waste time.

you guys are such faggots.

>>42830621
Typical bottom answer

>>42830628
theres more to human interaction than just sex, plus its creepy as fuck.

if my bf was a top i wouldn't see him the same

im so full rn

>>42830640
No one has time to deal with intimately challenged.

>>42830640
Creepy? You're making a fuss about it.

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Ive had hemorrhoids for over a year and they will never go away because of my OCD wiping that i cannot stop. I want to try bottoming since im a sub but i never will be able too, and nobody wants a subtop so im basically doomed to virginity

>>42830699
imagine if a straight man approached a woman and the first thing he asked her is what position she would want to get fucked in.
>>42830695
no one has time to deal with an STD ridden porn-brained slut

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>>42830714
You don't get out much.

Oh my god one of my stupid fat fucking chud roommates keeps coughing every two fucking minutes and because the goddamn walls in the US are built with fucking tissue paper I can hear it like its a fucking 32kbps mp3 file grating upon my cochleas I fucking hate it here holy shit

>>42830714
we as fags have accepted some men don't like being fucked in the ass and it's relevant information to sexual compatibility that straight people don't need to do because it's assumed man likes fucking vagina woman likes being fucked in the vagina 100% of the time

The cochlea is the spiral-shaped part of the inner ear

>>42830727
neither do you considering you get off to furry bara

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>>42830741

>>42830735
im pretty sure any guy can enjoy being fucked in the ass just fine if done right. sex positions arent a sexuality lmao

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>>42830620

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I love bears. Nothing like being on top of a big naked dude, making out and rubbing against each other.

>make pictureless, descriptionless, nameless Grindr account to lurk and judge
>keep getting messages asking "what’s up" or "how r u"
Why are they like this?

>>42830802
how r u?

>>42830802
When I was in college I was hanging out with some friends, one of them, female, was going through a Grindr account she had made in order to try to ID the closeted gays on campus.

>>42830807
Pretty good, having an episode of incel despair this month but that aside, couldn’t be better.

>>42830809
What an evil bitch

>gay
>incel
?

>>42830821
Yeah isn't that wild? Makes you wonder how many people are doing the same thing in your local neighborhood. It wasn't like malicious on her part, to be fair, I think she just found it amusing. She wasn't like, exposing them.

>>42830809
what the fuck

>>42830819
k

>>42830827
Id still say thats pretty evil, but its par for the course when it comes to straight neurotypicals. I swear they all get sadistic pleasure out of looking at us like zoo animals

>>42830702
get a bidet, I can't believe people actually still use only toilet paper to wipe.

Many men don’t come out at 20. Some don’t at 30. Some don’t until much later. Some never formally “come out” but allow their lives to speak for them gradually. Some negotiate partial disclosure. Some find their parents soften over time in ways that were unimaginable earlier.

how would you feel if your bf walked around the house in a long sleeve shirt and panties?

>>42830961
single

>>42830961
Terrified because I live with my parents and the idea that I could ever be a sexual creature probably makes them very, very sad.

>>42830799
need more bear love in this place

>>42830961
i live in a kill at will state so i would stand my ground and mag dump him

>>42831007
Franklin will show up to defend his home.

>>42830809
she was fujoshing out

what would you do if your shiza had a diverticulitis flare up

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>>42831124

>>42830961
hot

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I need to get smokes.

>>42831163
me with shizer's balls.

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I should probably workout too.

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>>42831225

He's still fucking coughing jesus christ I can't fucking SLEEP with this goddamn racket

>>42830961
literally me except i wear men's underwear because i'm not a fucking faggot.

>>42831253
>doubt.jpg

I have never seen tex with a man's haircut, so I have never imagined him in men's clothing.

I just want Tex to get married and be happy.

>>42831124
I spend at least a half hour a day contemplating this. I've written numerous columns and an amicus about it.

>>42830585
ty
>>42830598
not exactly what i was asking but i appreciate it regardless

>>42831253
>i'm not a fucking faggot.
good one, sweetie

I'm a fucking proud trans woman

my sleeping pattern is fucked

>>42831651
When your flaccid cock is bouncing around dribbling cum when you bounce your ass off my cock, is that pride you feel?

>>42830730
Maybe you could go out and buy him some robitussin. Or continue to sit there thinking about nothing but yourself until it screws both of you.
Retard.

>>42828999
Omg don't break my other eye please
>>42829964
Sucks because no moaning or grunting. Sound is important

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I would love to have a vagina and feel a man's hard cock sliding in and out as he pumps me with his seed with the intent of siring children

>>42831845
You already have one, it's called anus. No, by the looks of it you are a massive pussy already, Timur.

>>42831850
Timur doesn't want kids.

>>42831845
You are going to make a man very happy one day.

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>>42831845
vaginas are not real, they are a government psyop.

>>42830794
It looks comfy :)
I have a thermal sweater with a similar color and pattern

Make a new thread prince marina

New!
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