sorry for being hard

5ever

I NEED ALL POONERS TO EXIT THE THREAD RIGHT NOW, NO WOMBS ALLOWED

2 posts in and already bringing up trannies

>>43274196
timur/ayden/samael stray

gay men should mpreg pooners and make gaybies

>>43274164
I doubt it would make any difference whatsoever

gay men should give lesbian dey sperm so dey can impregnate deyselves with a turkeybaster and create super gaybies

okay guys, quit beating around the bush and spill the tea for me, it's okay I won't tell anyone but I have to know:
Is Timur afab or not?

the new world isnt an option... yes... we must do something, correct?

>>43274222
no shes arab ulululululululu

>>43274222
yes she is, like actually

>>43274244
their leader hasnt even been borned yet

>>43274222
Who knows. It wouldn't make sense to post fake dic pics but choose the smallest dic you can find

>>43274231
>Arab
>War obsessed
I'm not saying you don't have a point

>>43274164
i'd be happy as long as i don't have kids or a husband like the pink flamer here

>>43274229
nuke it and let whatever crawls out of the ashes have a crack at it

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Maybe i should just follow in my sisters footsteps and marry a rich jew

>>43274263
Stop calling guys that like cute blazers flamers aargrhgrvrvg

>>43274222
She/it is, but it will never be honest with you. Even though it was already caught red-handed (the tone of the pooner's blemished pig skin) using AI, with the correcponding tags to make it's pictures, the one that she parade as her own, not the ones she got from pinterest or catfished from guys. On top of that it is an annoying, boring, shallow, flat, confused in it's own lies as any bitch comes.

>>43274268
it is cute but his ugly pineapple face ruins it

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>>43274244
They should be fucking instead of just watching

>>43274268
he looks like trash and is 100% ablaze
>>43274275
my condolences

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>>43274267
>no foreskin

Sounds like a bad plan

Im so boring they won't stfu about me

>>43274296
oh come on that blazer is absolutely fire

>>43274301
let me see your pp

>>43274308
a dumpster fire

Foreskin? More like poorskin because your family couldn't afford bougie body mods for babies. I had the snip, lipo, botox, and lip fillers added before i left the hospital as a baby

>>43274318
he could house a small family with those jeans

>>43274244
Post moar I am a big fan of whatever this is 0_0

>>43274318
my bf did this with me recently owo

>>43274263
I'm actually dressing all in pink for the first time because I just got a bunch of cool pink clothes on Europe.

My outfit is so much cuter tho

So I stated having gay sex for the first time recently. I’ve only bottomed three times, all with the same guy, and all three times he tore my shit up until it was bleeding. Idgi. Never had this problem with dildos. He goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube. I also think I might be overdouching a bit and irritating the area but again, never happened with toys. Help.

Honestly I don't get the hype around pink

>>43274333
>cool pink clothes
doubt

>>43274326
Go get a neo pussy if you like genital body mods so much

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Look at my cat

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>>43274336
>He goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube. I also think I might be overdouching a bit and irritating the area but again, never happened with toys.
Why ask for help if you know what you're doing wrong?

>>43274336
>goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube.
That's not good
Use very much lube and make him slowly stretch you, with his thumb

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My pussy moggs samaels pussy...

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My cats mogs urs pancakes haha

>>43274301
Picrel is giving me lukewarm nostalgia </3

>>43274336
post hole

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>>43274164
>all gay family
most logical homosexuals

>>43274347
ugly goblin ayy lmao ahh

>>43274327
No one is taking your stinky smegma tortillas away poorskin relax

I have a feeling that samael loves tortillas

>>43274355
I’m barely experienced and turning to the sluts for advice.

paratha with poop filling <3

I would love to be hatefucked by angry Ukrainians, Poles, or Americans
I love being hands tied behind me and my head being held down hard on the side of my face

Partheogenic pancakes

>>43274347
whats hid name, ethan?
do you like plating with her?

>>43274425
makes no sense tho there is no advice to give you other than to stop being retarded

>>43274445
Ya i like playing with her we play intelligent games like leap frog

Who wants my 10 day no-nut nut?

Mr chapaticakes

>>43274443
I would love to watch you hatefucked angrily by american black kings

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>>43274443

>>43274425
even I would just say tell him to use more lube and go slower

hey gayge, what's up

>>43274443
You need help.

>>43274433
pancakes' special if he dropped his black boyfriends, moved to caracas, mastered street arapeas, and if the barrior called him la gringa de las arepas <3

>>43274482
Its cisgayge now bigot

>>43274482
Basically paige was supposed to draw mr pancakes as dagoth urr and herself as nerrevar but shes too chicken shit to open that can of worms

>>43274334
i need to poo but dont wanna get up from the comfy bed blankies....
prehistoric problems

>>43274500
your post lowers vers top stock. we need to get rid of you

>>43274469
Fuck off with that shit
I heard it a lot on grindr
>>43274483
There's no problem.

>>43274425
use less lube and just make him shove it in with no foreplay going straight to jackhammering the meta is all about painal right now

>>43274443
No one asked btw, keep your womanly rape fantasies to youself ebanutaya skuchnaya parvo-infected such'ya doch'

I dont have rape fantasies i have rape realities ;_;

>>43274514
I would yu to get hatefucked by cdc

>>43274482
woke up with a stiff one. now eating burger king.

>>43274510
aight

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>>43274536

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>>43274533
Actually fuck you

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Liberals will say its ai

>>43274558
what I wouldn't give to see him completely lose his marbles like that

Jäger loves the bbc king cdc he loves the smell of his dick and balls and loves to lick them

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>>43274546
You are a white sissy slave to BIC INWO serve your MASTERS now wi boi sir

>>43274553
actully why not? you are already an inbred fuck, putting semen of a hominid like cdc in your poon would result in a fun scientic experiment, wonder what will come out of your second anus or whatever you call it

>>43274558
dayum donna

>>43274583
In an alternate universe trump became the queen of drag instead of rupaul

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>>43274549

>>43274558
roaring lol

Im leaving for a while enjoy

a real man would never make a deal out of it

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>>43274604
OUH MAH GAW DADDY STAWP YOURE SCARING ME ._.

Pre-save Confessions II

Paging Shiza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymqx7tXVzGE

can i say "tonguefucking your mouth hole"? or is that too much?

>>43274683
you can say it, you just sound like a dipshit

TFW I have a nice big dick but get no action because I hate the process, miss the cues, then go silent because I can't find my unicorn boy.

>>43274672
detroon shiza LOOKS LIKE THAT? DAAAAMN he's kinda....

tonguefucking your tonguehole

>>43274695
post big dick

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men want one thing and it's disgusting

>>43274704
hairy hole?

>>43274683
cute but i will giggle 1 giggle per stroke

>>43274703
https://files.catbox moe/4beu8j.gif

>>43274647
calm your tits down, tranny, you aint seen nothing yet! the abject horror personified:

https://streamff.com/v/4d55217a

>>43274695
perfect BWC dombottom

>>43274721
eh

>>43274721
i love it

>>43274713
and to play co-op and pvp games
>>43274721
wowers. also catbox is allowing uploads again, yippie

>can't find a blue-eyed twink to suck my cock

>>43274725
apex predator btw

>>43274748
sex is the only co-op game i play
>yippie
you plan to post something for us

>>43274721
Is that yours?

>>43274783
mever caught

>>43274764
Usually the white the twink the more chance he's a exclusive hung top

>>43274481
Hi Delta, have you had sex yet? Even I have had sex now.

>>43274799
Every ginger guy wants to bottom, even the straight ones and gingers are the whitest you can go until you hit albino.

umm hey..

>>43274793
Yes.
https://files.catbox moe/t688y3.jpg

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had nightmares even during the day wtf

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>>43274810
>gingers are the whitest

>>43274799
His profile said he wanted a cock in his mouth tho.

>>43274817
you don't have to put a break in catbox links

>>43274845
I did it solely for your inconvenience.

>>43274787
it's just good that they stopped blocking uploads. i have this, but there's no sound https://files.catbox.moe/4r5bqs.mp4

>>43274855
Blursed

>>43274817
good penis

>>43274873
lol it looks like he's playing an instrument. watching men masturbate is so fun

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>>43274817
Its beautiful love the sassy hand on hips yas

>>43274873
what the flying fuck xD is the monke doing at gis asshole LMAoaoaoaoaoao

What's on your mind?

>>43274894
its itchy

>>43274819
is this mad max lul

>>43274827
Case closed lol
You were born to bottom

>>43274906
and scratchy show!

fuck its 1am again...

>>43274810
>>43274829
Can you just shut up, agree with me, ignore the occasional exceptional outlier cases and call me smart damn?

hands on hips while your cock is out exudes more power than most can handle

>>43274929
I would if he was between my knees giving me a head.

Hello

>>43274929
You're wrong about everything like all bottoms are sry

you used to see a lot more cocks in gaygen

>>43274950
hey

>>43274981
there used to be a lot more men in gaygen

>>43274981
If I post mine, people will say it's okay to be nice. I'll be sad.

>>43274994
i'll say "why is it so small"

>>43274950
No

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Thoughts on soggy biscuit?

>>43275001
That's very mean spirited of you.

>>43275009
only would play with one person, not into group stuff.
>>43275010
i just assume everyone with a small penis is into sph

>>43274981
There's a gaygen thread on /hm/ for all that. Personally, my favorite nudes were rexies.

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>>43274924
I'm not ginger, my hair is brown and only looks copper in sunlight

>>43274981
gaygen used to be a more pleasant place to post

>>43275019
>i just assume everyone with a small penis is into sph
What if it's average?

>>43275010
your little clitty needs to be caged and put in a pair of panties with pink bows then i will make you cum through the cage with a hitachi wand while absolutely blasting your prostate with a real mans cock

>>43274981
I post mine but......

>>43275025
Holy shit your neck is ideal for biting o.O

Your hair looks very red to me let me smell it to make sure

>>43275038
ENOUGH.

>>43275035
five inches is still two below mine. it's small

>>43275032
I blame ******

>>43275025
Is your pussy red

>>43275009
need batebros to play this with

when is the next gaygen circlejerk? i missed the last one.

>>43275045
can you not fr :( it's not a fun existence

>>43275041
thanks dad

>>43275047
purple

>>43275059
right now. everyone's already bricked up

>>43275060
my dihh so hard rn thinking of your cohh <3

Fihhering timur's hohh

there goes my erection

>>43275063
Ughhhh wtf paige gross

>>43275025
nasty balding white pig

>>43275124
Should I read your post with an angry Chinese voice?

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>>43275094
I dont consent

Fingering Timur's hole and tasting last night's borscht on your finger...

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Can i look like this by summer

>>43274164
That's probably the one thing that could turn me straight.

everyone into the hole

Deez jeans look so ass

>>43275151
>it's sucking me in!
doujinshi used to say that about anal sex. so funny

I feel the wind howling through my thigh gap

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that cute sfw french nerd on twitter is posting things like this hnng

>>43275102
was a joke lole

>>43275124
so true!

weeeeeee pp

>>43275167
>sfw
where do you work lol

>>43272458
nta but what types of stuff do you draw? Care to post a sample?

>>43275167
who dat? skinny tall strong big penised nerd is my type of perfect bf >3

>>43275187
Incest nazi guro <3

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>>43275193
filename
>>43275186
he is sfw, but he has horny slips and it's hot when he does

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>>43275213
cute socksies they need a massage

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need gay twink bf

>>43275299
is that a woman?

this heat sucks. it makes running errands after work a hassle

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I want to be forced to submit

>>43275332
you crawl through life backwards on all fours stfu

>>43275307
No but he's supposed to start taking hrt soon. Need to ban hrt so twinks stay twinks.

>>43275332
no one wanted to know that. you have no option but submit retard no-life woman.

>>43274981
there’s no real men anymore unforch

>>43275338
lol

pp whisperer

pre-stained pajama shorts

>>43275338
I don't understand

>>43275372
Women are classically bad with comedy.

>>43275372
lol

>>43270169
What in the m o t h e r f u c k i n g hell is wrong with shiza's/reverse timur's people?

>>43275332
To cdcs bbc

Driving tip: if someone lets you into traffic, it is courteous to give them a little wave of thanks. If you let someone into traffic and they don't thank you, it is your duty to pull alongside them and force them off the road. By doing so, you will teach them some manners and make driving a much more pleasant experience for everyone.

>>43275408
you think these bottoms drive?

>>43275408
I always wave and try to give a smile.

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>>43275393
The best thing is it literally has shizas grating polish tranny voice lmfao

https://files.catbox.moe/pv9xhn.mp4

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God I wish I could actually get a good nights rest

>>43275424
I do

>>43275443
i'll say "same" and then not lie down in bed until i have 6 hours till work

>>43275443
I saw a rich looking man running barefoot through the bad part of town when I was on the school bus as a child and I thought why isnt that man wearing shoes he was fit too he had muscles and clothes so he could obviously afford shoes... and why was he running through my neighborhood :s

>I DO DOODS!!!!! I DO!!!!! DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE ME!!!!! I HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF INTO EVERY CONVERSATION! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! I NEED ATTENTION CONSTANTLY BECAUSE MY WHORE MOTHER THAT STILL TENDS TO KEEP SPREADING HER LEGS FOR HER BROTHER/UNCLE/COUSIN/MY DAD DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! JUST GIRLY THINGS XOXOX I NEED TO BE THE CENTER EVERY TIME! BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO GIVE A QUALITY REPLY, IT'S ALWAYS LOW EFFORT AND QUALITY INPUT!

>>43275496
poonahs need to be exiled

https://voca.ro/15miN5xAt3g6
Does anyone like to hear me sing madonna

>>43275496
i welcome all trans people into the thread and hope they will trip

>>43275513
This made me cry its so beautiful

>>43275440
Aaaah please don't post it, I crosslinked it because that was up in catalog but it's not something I wanna see at night. No hate towards the person because it's terrible to look at and I wish them the best but it looks unsettling like an Arca album cover irl. Makes me considering changing my stances on surgery cosmetology and never ever getting even a small facelift.

>>43275515
*sniffs* I SMELL POON

>>43275523
It's called a man pussy and transphobia is deadly and kills zillions of people per year. Open the thread to all trans women of color now!

Both my parents are narcissists and I have an intrusive thought that maybe I am just like them, but too delusional to notice :(

>>43275541
Zillions? No.. GORILLIONS

where are the MEN with COCKS?

>>43275513
Yas

I love the cunty feeling I get when I order light ice at Starbucks like sorry dear you’re not going to fill my $6 medium drink with 4/5ths ice

>>43275550
outnumbered by poons a long time ago, left, gone, lost to time

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>>43275496
There are no doods in cisgaygen

Imagine pulling a guys pants down to suck his cock and you just see a mutant pussy with a big T clit and get smacked in the face with that pussy stank

>>43275545
Be my bf please, I watched a lot of youtube videos on that topic and I will definitely be able to screen you. I'm an empath, I hate horses.

>>43275561
i'm gonna go look at some dick pics to get this post out of my head

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>>43275513
Never change mr roticakes

>>43275561
i would probably beat the fucking shit out of her, in fear for my life

>>43275561
i’d smang it

>>43275556
It all started when the poons assassinated harambe

lemme smang it girl

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you are in cisgaygen you are save now there is no poonani here

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casual blowjob, feeling up hairy legs mood

i hate myself hours

@vlad

>>43275559
Thank you Ba Sing Se woman, that's nice to know

>>43275562
how do you even deal with a narcissist?

here’s to love and here’s to honor if you can’t cum in her cum on her

>>43275607
Try to lovebomb them irl, see their reaction, see how much thought they put into it and what's their opinion on it, judge their action and philosophy.

I’ve said this before but only massive lonely pussies with their own host of mental illnesses call people narcissists. Like oh no you care too much about yourself and not me that’s not right or fair

So. Tomorrow, after class, i'm gonna ask a guy for his number. He's super cute and has a rainbow flag in his backpack so I think I have a chance at least.
Tell me, what's the worst thing that can happen? Worst case scenario it's just gonna be akward, right???? I'm gonna try to be very polite but cool at the same time.
Holy shit i'm so fucking nerveous bros, I never did anything like this before, all the dates i've had have been through dating apps (zoomer here).
Wish me luck at least bros.

https://voca.ro/1nyhyhkKyBGG
Must listen for all footfags/sockqueers itt

>>43275443
67??? Yeah no wonder, it's zoomers after all.

>>43275596
Hot

>>43275627
do you think dan is a narcissist? he seems to be offended by the mere suggestion of narcissism existing

>>43275645
Let me know how it goes anon

>>43275645
having a rainbow pin in college probably could've gone a long way for me. oh well.
good luck, anon

>>43275675
I don't know Dan very well, I can't really judge his character, but it's seems like a funny coincedence.

>>43275685
Ok I will.

Technically all mammals are fish

>>43275464
>Alarm set for 5 hours 46 minutes from now.
Harsher words never spoken

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Would

>>43275645
pls god let him fumble cuz it would be so fucking funny

https://youtu.be/NkFmI9WpGPU?si=tqmsKucmyqh_3516
What are you listening to?

>>43275720
Nah fuck off, let people have nice things

the world would not function if everyone were completely selfless. it needs at least some partially selfish people with agency or we’d all just be perpetually holding doors for each other, waving each other on at stop signs and buying each other gifts

ah, a bug just landed on me.

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AI will be worth it once I can remake this scene with a cute little shota rather than this bitch

>>43275730
what a female fucking response pussy

This thread is toxic

just found my missing sock. we're all gonna make it, never kys

>>43275733
okay bitch, how about I selflessly kick your ugly skinnyfat butt?

>>43275766
you can try, I’ve been doing bar labor for 14 months. Testosterone and muscle mass are both up on my 6’4” frame and I’ve been looking for an excuse to lay someone out.

Some of yall have foot fungus in your mouths and on your penis

Dan the aids man the faggot who died of aids

>>43275789
no you

piety

they were angry because Dan spoke the truth

As an avid ass eater, I am irritated by how much bidets have caught on. The best part about eating ass is the exotic spices and flavors and bidets take that away. Obviously I don’t want to consume literal poop (other than maybe a chocolate chip or cling on) but I want the essence of ass to be present when I go down there. Otherwise, what fun am I getting? Going down on your boyfriend is way more fun after he works out or just gets home because you can really take in all of his natural flavors and aromas. It’s the same with eating ass. Like I said, nobody wants to munch on literal poop. It’s like cooking. Just the right amount of salt and garlic Mae a dish great! You don’t want to drown the dish in it but you also don’t want it to be flavorless! Dating apps should have a “do you use a bidet: yes or no” option.

>>43275842
you deserve a time out for saying this

>>43275788
What are you talking about? If we are to take your stories true you lay out a lot of men, mostly the fat latino bottom ones

>>43275675
yes its really obvious when he starts posting about his relationships he always goes through the love bombing idealisation devalue and discard phase every time hes entitled grandiose no empathy or compassion no remorse along with a fragile self esteem cant handle criticism reacts with rage constant need for admiration etc etc

Not ordinarily into eating ass but if a cute twink bent over, daintily parted the cheeks of his derriere, and invited me to do so I might stick my tongue in his pink asshole

>>43275805
i never liked theopolis

>>43275916
Something I discovered a few weeks ago and is 100% real. Eating a boy's ass who has attended a music festival, preferably a all day long festival in the middle of summer heatwave, is by far the most enjoyable experience. First, the heat and humidity provide a hot, sticky, and succulent environment for the asshole and crack. Second, he's obviously been outdoors all day using port a potties with cheap toilet paper, so wiping isn't nearly as good as like home. Cheap paper will leave behind remnants and residue. The heat and humidity liquifies the remnants and mixes with hid bussy discharge, and it creates a most succulent, delicious, and scrumptious asshole flavor. Third, all of the constant dancing and the heat trapped in his crack from being underneath underwear and tight shorts just add to the flavor. I would literally eat ass like this on a daily fucking basis.

Yes, I'm still on tren.

>>43275925
well, the priest is a kind of paragon

>>43275946
she went into malachi’s butthole and died

ok ok im london ill leave nyc to yall

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You guys really eating shit out of an ass or was that a prank post

>>43275977
that’s what being a trve gay is all about

>>43275977
Its gay indian culture bigot homophobe racist xenophobe sabrina carpenter ahh bihh

>>43275907
Wig

>>43275996
Idk bro I'm not that gay

>>43276011
go to bigen and fall for their bait posts instead

>>43275977
dan does, i fact he likes it if there's a gas emission/a crisp of a turd on one of his 50 yo hairy unhygienic latino/poon lovers and it's fun when they can pop a hemorrhoid into his mouth and give him another aids strain to add into his dna

>>43275875
I’ve slowed down I like taking care of myself with a toy in my butt too much

>>43276039
I missed making you freak out

reading is for old people stop saying that

https://youtu.be/LIBO4MJ82Ws

Is it sexual harassment to flirt with door to door salesmen?

>>43276018
It's dead in there and besides I'm gay!

>>43276157
yes, but opening the door in your boxers with your cock print showing through is fine

>>43276175
i mean they know what they may get into and they must know that sex sells...

>>43276175
That seems too far.

>>43276157
if you don’t slap/grope their asses they get sad bc they think they’re ugly

>>43276175
I try and fluff a bit every time I get a pizza but so far nobody worth it. Maybe over the summer when the freshies pickup more hours.

pizza on the shizza

>>43276190
fine, go commando in some shorts for the same effect but not as bold

>>43276209
Cdc x tumor <3

i jerk off before i answer the door cuz i like to be ready for anything

>>43276235
*knock knock knock* let me the fuck in!

>>43276175
what if they push into your door so you cant shut it on them and you grope their bulge in self defense

>>43276235
A little game I like to play is I place my online order then start masturbating to see who comes first

>>43276215
I didnt order a pizza with sausage

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>>43276235
but i;m a neighbor wanting to borrow fresh load of cum...
>>43276246
no, actually what would be better is you're wearing a robe and when they push into the door you pretend the shock of it made your robe fall down

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