>>43276287
looks like my cousin, would top

faeries cant be muslim stupid!

Let's get the hrt titties posted then fellas. Mine are C cup and ravishing.

So...anyone have any fun weekend plans?

>>43276306
faeries are just a kind of jinn and jinn can be muslkms

>>43276324
Gala then house party on Saturday. Hosting my easter brunch Sunday. You?

the quran covered this you’d know that if you were old enough to read

>>43276349
the met gala is this week? that's cool. i'll watch some videos on that. otherwise i don't have JACK SHIT going on. other than cleaning the inside of my car because i'm going to start dating again and it's going to be embarrassing letting guys see that whole mess. i was waiting until it was warm to do it and by hell it's warm

The truth of the Quran or core-an is to become hardcore anorexic

>>43276343
No thats not true because fairies are real and jinn are made up

>>43276378
Lol no just a local gala for the who's who mucky mucks for my 120k city. I work at a big company and i get the pity invites to stuff when execs are busy/dont wanna go. Open bar so cant have a bad time. Party after is for a bunch of 40 something divorcées so cant have a good time. My friend wants more female friends and she wants a wingman so here we are.

Gotta detail my car too. About that time of year. Good luck dating. My plan is to buy a foreign nurse and keep him financially dependent on me once I'm old. Alienate him from his family. Maybe cripple him a bit so he can't leave. Get him hooked on some rare drug only I can provide. Idk. I got 60 more years to brainstorm.

>>43276463
so you’re -41 right now?

>>43276517
Feels that way sometimes

I died with you
I wear your clothes to be more like you
Your eyes still sparkle in my mind though you are gone

>>43276324
Fisting party at the Ram Rod this weekend, I'm so hyped. Last time i punched Randy Terry's colon so hard it splattered like a water balloon.

tomorrow hr wants me to take a test to see if i can be promoted. but i work a physical job and i'm gonna have to bring a washcloth and a whole set of clothes so i'm not next to this hr dude for who knows how long, with a damp taint and pits that are out to flood the nile

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Left looking for his right

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texted father dearest to see if he wanted me to visit this weekend
still no response
sad

>>43276704
junji ito orange

>>43276761
He has to make sure he has enough viagra left. You wear out dadde dick on your visits.

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>>43276782

GAY COCK AND HOLE!
FUCKING SUCKING!
SLURPING BURPING!
AH OOH YEH

Opening tabs of porn but don't wanna jerk off. Been a few days. I'm at 60 tabs open. It's like tending a crop. I go and refresh once a day and harvest the ones that titillate. One of these days I'll get to them but who has the time?!?!

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thinking about legs

>>43277010
type shit

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https://litter.catbox.moe/cyd1mj.jpg

Chaos in the Dark Night

>>43276287
every time i tap this thread there's always some talk about muslims. is there a bottom here that fetishizes hairy muslim men or what

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Hiii good evening <3

how do you cope with having been sexually abused/assaulted by other men to the point that you don't feel safe with just men around, especially one on one, even if it's someone you should be able to trust
and how do you even date like that

>>43277217
if you’re that raped why does one more matter

https://voca.ro/1mMqyix6G30K

fuck me it's midnight already

>>43277217
Why would rape make you feel unsafe i was raped and I never felt unsafe just like awww shucks I didnt want this but now its happened

>>43277193
Once a really handsome homeless guy said
>good evening
To me

>>43277217
compulsively push them away despite being desperate for affection it works for me

>>43277224
:|

>>43277270
yeah bpd sucks lol

Down on my KNEES like an ANGELS PRAYER
Madonna said that

>>43277238
https://voca.ro/1lT74Ogp5fTI

>>43277331
OH MAI GAWD PREET?? KASH?? HOW DID YOU KNOW I POST HERE

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Good morning sirs!

>>43277383
https://voca.ro/1al0T9lIVBKK

billy idol voice: it's a nice day for a... gay penis

>>43277494
I’m on a bus on a psychedelic trip reading murder books trying to stay hip
I’m thinkin of you but you’re out there so
Say you’re prayers
Say you’re prayers
Say you’re prayers

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Well this is the pink outfit I said was cuter the other thread. I had fun. We just talk about our latest trips and my friends put me up with gossip about my old classmates. Well one person did because a friend and I hated everyone there and we never talked to them after graduating.

I ordered a Hugo cocktail but that shit was massive I even got a bit tipsy. Idk if I'm geriatric now or if a medicine im taking affects alcohol consumption like most anti depressants do.

The Uber drive was actually cute. He was like in his 20 and he had a very cute boyish haircut. Curtain bangs. Not like we talk or anything. Just the regular hello and goodbye. All of my outfit is from Madrid except for 2 things lol

>>43277625
That is so adorable sammy you look cute as fuck

>>43277625
We should have like a fit friday where we post our outfits

>>43277669
That would make this gen almost enjoyable tho. Can't have that

It's very lame trying to squeeze gayness out of every media you like and I don't understand why people do it. The fanmade porn is fine but the headcanons and overanalyzing every interaction trying to get something gay out of it just seems embarrassing. It just wasn't made for fags and that's fine. Who cares? Why fight about it or for it?

>>43277634
The pants are a little lesbian-y. Like half the size would still be stylishly baggy but that's just ridiculous. Top plus the bag are cute. Better than his red number from last week or whatever

>>43277625
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WEAR THAT?? LMAO HE THINKS HES FIVE YEARS OLD LOL HE DRESSES LIKE A LITTLE BOY LMAOOOO

>>43277708
Yeah but gaybaiting is real plus if they're hot they're gay

>>43277711
I think it looks playful on him. Like pajamas. And it's cool to see a guy who's not afraid to wear pink without looking really cringe about it.

Stinky fatty stools

https://voca.ro/19FxgAMAP70D

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>>43277634
Aww thanks <3

>>43277669
That would be super fun to be honest. I guess /fa/ already have threads for that but they aren't gay guys sharing their outfits

>>43277680
I mean. Have you seen threads on /fa/? A thread can become not enjoyable very quickly even if it has a really nice premise like sharing outfits

>>43277718
I mean. Europeans are dressing like this, and I would trust European fags on fashion compared to a pozz Canadian

>>43277775
Trust me i am not jealous I would not be caught dead in those clothes...

>>43277755
It's too much. Esp in motion. Half the size would still be baggy without losing all dimension and swallowing him up. And yeah the top is nice I might get one myself. Ideally one without lettering

Samael is like a pedophile and it shows because he is dressing like who he wants to fuck... remember that guy who say samael was in a hotel with a 14 year old... well I trust him

>>43276573
Good luck anon. Do you know if it's just a personality / aptitude thing or is it skills based?
Also I wouldn't worry too much about the hr guy judging you for being sweaty and blue collar. Men in HR are like men in nursing; predominantly gay. He will probably be impressed by the masculine proof of your hard labor.

Trust me samael has not had half as much fun in his life then I have... he simply visits areas and eats hes a usless eater he has never tasted the things I have or his life is not comparable to mine

>>43277809
He's brown tho. Their AOC is like 9 typically. I applaud him for waiting until the kid graduated middle school. Must have taken a lot of self-control.

>>43277809
Maybe because that guy is you, you fucking schizoid

>>43277789
https://voca.ro/1cgmYjTmBYCQ

>>43277836
Yeah I have only travaled the world. No crazy sex escapades or drugs. The only times I did anything resembling a drug was when a friend gave me a weed brownie

>>43277836
>>43277856
I dont do drugs >.< ive only ever done weed

https://voca.ro/18vWq4ri72gz

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i have never done an illicit drug in my life...

>>43277841
https://voca.ro/1b85kZAOhwZr

>>43277887
Well weed is legal in the USA. Would you count that as illicit if someone did it in a place where it is illegal

>>43277887
Mushrooms and acid/LSD as well as ecstasy/mdma/molly are absolutely worth trying and generally less dangerous than alcohol unless you are predisposed to being schizo

Gorl
Tea

>>43277937
Its not my fault I looked like this its because im schizophrenic and my schizophrenia meds cause FATNESS and BALDING and so I am FAT BODIED and dont be FATPHOBIC you can be STUNNING at any size and I MOGG samael because I am pleasantly plump and CONFIDENT samael could never have three south asian men at the same time...

might as well brag about being gangbanged by mongrel strays

>>43277916
it's illegal here so yeah i guess
>>43277934
i wanna try mushrooms and apparently psilocybes grow readily nearby when it gets colder but yknow
i could also just throw up and die in the forest from eating some bad shit

>>43277986
they’re pretty easy to grow

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Serve

>>43277901
https://voca.ro/12zJrkkZAtbh

>>43277968
I actually was raped by a pack of bull mastiff and the alpha of the pack got me boy preggerz with puppies :(

>>43277986
Be very careful about mushrooms you find in the wild. There are lots of poisonous ones that look really similar to the good ones. If you live in the US it's legal to buy spores (in most states) that you can use to grow the mushrooms which is how everyone I've known that has had them has done it.

AAAAAAAA I WAS HAVING A SHIT AND THERES ALL THESE WORMS IN MY TURD

>>43278022
https://voca.ro/175iywrIwh7F

>>43278062
If you get out a microscope and examine them the worms are wearing little yellow turbans

Gay men getting a vasectomy

>>43278139
Samael should get a vasectomy so we know he never has any vermin babies

>>43278145
he has a genetic disease that made him infertile

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Ngl I would love to play like a swarm master dnd character with a swarm made of rats. But sadly they are a half caster and I only like full casters.

The vermin God was also a very cool scp. I could have probably play a witch doctor or a blighted druid in Pathfinder wrath of the righteous but I also love religious characters so I went with oracle

what counts as a post being "extremely low quality"?

>>43278211
>>43278205

>>43278199
Guys with cystic fibrosis are not infertile. Is just that the cum is normally way too thick but most produce viable sperm so they can become father's with in vitro fertilization.

Also my doctor wanted to make me take that test to be sure if my sperm could get a woman pregnant or not and I assured him I did not have to take that test. He told me like 5 times "even if you don't have a girlfriend what if you get one in the future" and I was like trust me. I do not need it.

>>43278228
i'm a doctor, you should show me your hairy penis

>>43278228
Thank god you are not passing down your shitty genes to make more burdens on the medical system

>>43278238
You know if I decided to reproduce with a woman that has 2 dominant non cystic fibrosis genes I would have 0% chance of having children with cystic fibrosis right? Probably not because you're retarded but still.

>>43278236
That's not how fertitility test work. You need to milk me first duh

howling mutant doxxed, turns out to be a tall well adjusted nordic chad, his only sin being ginger, another victory for chuds and racists

>>43278257
He's just like me

>>43278256
ok sit on my penis while i milk out your sample

>>43278252
Yes but you would pass down the recessive gene retard and then your descendants would make more retards like you with stinky fatty stools so your best bet is to just not reproduce for the good of your species

>>43278257
I have no idea who that person is and just being tall and well adjusted sound like a really boring thing to be

>>43278265
tbqh i wanted to see an absolute gandolfinian ogre, the crudeness will forever feel illusory now, still one of the funniest guys on twt but -10% now so

>>43278272
Not really if my descendant married another person with 0 recessive genes. Even if they didn't there would be 25% that their children wouldn't have the receive genes. Both of my parents have receive genes an no one in their families have had cystic fibrosis. You really are just jelous that I was born with cystic fibrosis of no fault of my own and you got hiv because of your awful life choices

>>43278277
I have no idea who he is but I'm gonna check him out now. Why did they doxx him, because he's not woke?

>>43278274
ok thanks cuz we wuz all wonderin

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...

>>43278305
trvke

>>43278302
yeah hes one of the main rw guys on twt, got doxxed by some skinnyfat balding s@y jew

>>43278317
You what pisses me off? Jews can behave like actual Nazis, committing genocide and war crimes that 80% of world jewry supports with their finances or approval, and then they crush some guy from twitter for asking to not be replaced with immigrants and hostile invaders. Hate them so much bro.

>>43278332
ok nigger wasnt an invitation to israel derangement syndrome post at me

>>43278336
You will never learn. Spiritual boomer.

>>43278304
Why are you replying to me like that? I'm not black and even if I were I don't speak in ebonics.

>>43278359
oh you aren't black and don't talk ebonics? thanks for telling us cuz we wuz all wonderin

>>43278372
You're welcome. It is funny how you seem to act all superior when type like a fucking autistic retard

>>43278390
Its been sad watching him mentally deteriorate, taking no joy in anything but spreading misery like others here, and then be genuinely puzzled when he gets his desired reaction, annoyed even.

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>>43277778
>>43277625
looking like a raped mexican midget undergoing a humilation ritual telling me i have a superiority thing because i mocked him for replying to something he has no idea about because he thinks this is his ask fm
get a fucking grip you overgrown fungi spore

>>43278228
tell us more about your extra thick cum, in detail please.

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>>43278399
i dont take hostages

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I will always love gay fags even if i can't have them

>>43278430
poonard

Pooja, what is this behaviour?

ruh roh, boner alert

>>43278437
idc some poons look like hot guys haha x

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>>43278488
but when I say this about fine asf lightskin niggas i become the public enemy

>>43278496
I find it distasteful yes. Where do you see these hot assed mulattos hm? Not in Poland that's for sure.

>>43278507
internet nigga

>>43278509
Exactly and you don't see them irl and how bad they are and that's why you can find them attractive. Like Polish femboys are probably huge cunts irl but idk any so i idealize them.

>>43278521
ok whatever modesto redwood apartments something something i abjure you

>>43278532
Fat ugly pig with autism. I'm glad Holden used you up and now you're a used up hag.

the girls are fightingggggg

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lol spell worked

>>43278558
I'd rather here from his rapist. That's who i feel sorry for. Bro looking like space alien Mexican.

>>43278568
samael stray

>>43278581
You're the meanest tranny I've ever met. Tranny hitler

I am pleasantly plump

God good thing I went to play baldur's gate 3 instead. This retarded mongoloid that likes to larp as a Aryan or something really went of the deep end. Bro is as Aryan as the japs and not even that because he isn't even honorary Lmao

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>>43278613
why are you projecting your perceived inferiorities im a proud retarded slav monkey

>>43278564
so much work and effort to still be a 4

>>43278613
Slavs were built for ozempic.

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Polish scum?

>>43278623
Only if it is an overdose

>>43278635
Is this you?
Mogs the cezary monster
>>43278637
Let's all pray Samantha.

Shiza being a slav and this Leify being a slav just shows why nobody likes them in Europe God.

>>43278645
>Shiza and this Leify
who's gonna tell her

plus id never subscribe to the aryan shit, hitler was a swarthy retard obsessed with proto jeets, its about the nordics if anything but the nords are raped rn so whos laughing now

>>43278645
ay caramba you must be faster on the upkeep pistolero!

>>43278643
No it's a polish edgelord that murdered his family

>>43278649
OH that was her "femoid" rebrand? . Honestly I don't keep up. I don't get how taking estrogen made her change her trip. But whatever. She he never look like a woman. He hardly look like a man. Just a ball of lard. Why is is always the morbidly obese going schizo. And insulting other people. Heart attacks can't come fast enough God

"edgelord" and it's just a mentally ill retard who will spend the rest of his life in the loony bin

>>43278651
>hitler was a swarthy retard obsessed with proto jeets
The racial analysts were guys like Heinrich Himmler, Alfred Rosenberg, Eugen Fischer , Ernst Rüdin, and Walter Darre. You're a potato head pole who never read about it.

>>43278656
Ah that's too bad. The only man who might have dated shiza.

>>43278661
worry about your fungi lungs sis lol

>>43278664
why would i read about nazis u retarded nigger

>>43278675
Lol

>>43278670
Idk how someone can date a guy without a heart

>>43278683
idk how someone can date a man without a dick but here we are sis

>>43278687
But that is just a joke/insult, no truth to it so its not a gotcha

>>43278694
well idk sis

>>43278677
And yet I will outlive you. Real sad. You really think Hitler would have been buddy buddy with you but you are already a double wammy. You'll remains would have been immortalized in a victims of the holocaust mesuem or something like that lmao. Nazi gays are so dumb god. Like one thing is to be conservative. But larping as a nazi when you're gay is just retarded. God Poland is already super homophobic. The fact that it still exist is truly a catastrophe for all human kind

>>43278677
Philology major hates reading about history, fat tard news at 11

need my unimpressive mediocre wiener sucked on for real

>>43278703
Don't call that untermensch a Nazi, he's a child groomer, tranny, fat whale, ty

>>43278706
Mediocre winner's are beautiful

>>43278703
starting to think you might be illiterate and just filling the gaps with whatever comes to mind because genuinely what tf are you talking abt atp

Fucking mentalists

>>43278706
Same man

>>43278704
translator spec philology major hates reading about completely unrelated major yes

lol

>>43278713
Zerg would have clearly never join their ranks. That's is why I said it was larping and he would have just been a name in a Holocaust mesuem with his "polish" ancestry

>>43278724
You wouldn't want to bother reading about anything relevant then would you? Your philology degree qualifies you to work at maccydonalds with the other grads in your class.

does this sperg ever construe a coherent thought or is it always just idk abt xyz but i think xyz this is my q&a sesh

>>43278717
Just because you're retarded enough to not get American idioms doesn't mean I'm illiterate. You're Literally "polish" and retarded. God I don't think there is a nationality people like even less. Most people would rather be born in Africa than be born in your ashkenazi country

>>43278740
you're so easy to scorn modesto mama kekeke

>>43278727
She can't hide in the attic because it's not big enough lol

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>>43278744
only thing im having a hard time understanding rn is a south american idiomt

>>43278746
I forget that you're from the richest family in Zyzyzyzyzberg, you own 2 goats and a cow whoopty doo

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He looks hot

>>43278756
we can't all own nothing und be happy, anyway its my countryside day so u have like 5 minutes before i go carpe diem so let it all out sis

>>43278762
Right, dad's taking you to the country to have you milked and your hooves cleaned. Have fun pigo.

>>43278454
Niche references

Poles are so spoiled and reflects in the personality brightly

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>>43278775

>>43278787
poland is like white mogadishu what're you talking about

When shiza was nym he complimented me before
Maybe estrogen maked him nicer

>>43278856
Nympho Nadia was a better cast member all around.

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Anyone else have neighbors they fight a lot?

>>43278887
Nadia, that was it
She said my polish is pretty good.

Do you like veins on a guy's hands/forearms? Not like roided freak veins but ones that pop after doing something a bit strenuous or show that a guy works out.

>>43278926
She said she cried reading my post for her in cg where i gave her encouragement. We need her back on the juice.

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>>43278781

>>43278935
Yes
>>43278939
What da fuck man.
>>43278781
lold irl

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were everything to me
I was beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all i wanna do is bone
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
it's a love story, baby, it's gay sex
Romeo, take me, meat is all i want to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a gaysex story, baby, just say, "Yes"

>>43277266
Aww that was sweet of him

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How are you doing? :)

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>>43278981
I'm OK. Smoking on the porch listening to neighbors fight
You?

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>>43278981
did nothing all day for minimum wage
now im going to the gym and eating half a dozen eggs in instant ramen for dinner
i am an industry professional and nearly 30 years of age

Fffffuck I finally got a good job offer but have surgery soon

>>43279091
what job and what surgery

>>43278944
fuck you neutral ass bitch

>>43278935
no, thats weak skin

>>43279181
i didnt know asians can turn their head 180 degrees exorcist style is thst normal

>>43279037
ruhot?

>>43279001
Oh no, people fighting makes me sad, but I'm glad you're feeling okay. I'm also okay. I went out to dinner with my dad at Olive Garden. We had a good time. :)
Thank you for asking.

>>43279037
I hope you have a good time exercising. What flavor of ramen do you like?

i spent 8 hours straight fapping. i can’t feel my dick

>>43279126
A machine operator

>>43278981
im doing ok hbu ^_^

>>43276287
whoo is this tall hung domtop?

Soma is a great game fuckk

>>43279247
im poooooopin

>>43278408
Idk how can someone ever read what's written in this language, it looks like any sentence in polish say lopem ipsum piegori loranzepam czcczcz krot bobek muchacho wcezenskiy nagasaki

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>>43279329
yes its a superpower

>>43278787
makes sense, your brother and your sister/mother were struggling to let you have the last piece of bread, that's why your own personality never blossomed

>>43279350
I dont have a brother

>>43279356
i know. you don't have a father and uncle either technically because there is no separate term to describe someone's sibling AND father AND uncle AND cousin twice-removed simultaneously in one word yet, probably because usually blood relatives makes sure to get rid of the fruit of their inbreeding, you were the exception tho.

>>43279274
I'm glad you're okay! I'm doing well too. I'm just winding down for the night with some music.

>>43279301
I've never played it but I've heard positive things about it

>>43279368
You're dont make sense idiot

>>43279347
Pokazhi mine svoyu krupnuyu polskyu pi3dy cyka. Am I speaking polish rn?

>>43279383
nope

>>43279394
Ok, what language was it then? Sometimes I get possessed and speak in tongues I don't know, like now. Pokaż mi swoją wielką, grubą, pulchną i ciasną polską dupę i dziurę, ty piękna, seksowna, nieproporcjonalna suko. Was it polish?

>>43279412
yes that was polish I suppose

anyway going back outside, also i should grow out a mustache i think

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When was the last time a stranger complimented you? I think the last one someone complimented my hair. There were two more recent ones but they were rude so I don't count them!

>>43279424
What they said that was rude?

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>>43279424
>rude compliment

>>43279430
I like your furry hole (that's not an answer to your question, that's just me coming on to you)

>>43279473
Thank you anon

Serbs are bottoms bosnians croats albanians and kosovonians are tops

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If I spread my legs I get horny. Doesn't matter why the legs spreading. Is it normal?

Totally organic post based on reality, not an indicator of a pooner's delusions or attempts of passing as a dood at all

>>43279557
You are imagining a bibisi entering your bochyna

>>43279576
specifically clappingdaddycheeks bibisi her ovaries explode at the thought alone

Puke

you are indeed

>>43277329
oh wow... this is a gorgeous bibisi haver. very easy to fall in love on looks alone with...

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Maybe today I'll get offended

LesbianSistas

>>43279422
you can grow facial hair?!

why does shiza skin her victims, and turn that skin into lampshades

i thought she made parfume out of them and danced to goodbye horses in her caftan while in really good mood tf

For the narcissist reality is an agression.

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I’m the shortest boy on gaygen (167cm)

>>43279708
you bitch you fucking bitch i (175cm) wanna be that height stupid bitch

>>43279717
why would you wanna be a manlet?

>>43279661
yeah i also have fuzzy chest hair rn, i will probably keep getting hairier until im like 30

>>43279702
Its funny making them face reality and them having a psychotic break because of it

>>43279728
You think you would be happier as a girl?

>>43279717
Tell that bitch
T.170.5cm bean poll unu

Bottoms aren't bottoms.
They are top chasers.
Nobody can dispute this.

>>43279738
Stfu hoe
>>43279728
You're gonna be so hot when you achieve bear status

>>43279738
would you be happier as a real boy pinnochio?

>>43279728
Then it will become wiry instead of fuzzy and start becoming gray.

>>43279745
Was a serious question

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>>43279724
being next to tall guys gives me butterflys in my bummy but due to my height only 190cm+ really tower over me which isnt that common meanwhile you just get to be a tiny qt where every guy is huge compared to you for free i just wanna be smol boy with tol boy
>>43279740
yeah fuck her i hate that bitch for having what i want

>>43279753
maybeee i have wiry beard already which is why i shave it, also my dad's side of family goes gray fast, i sometimes find gray hairs already but it will be some years before it shows at all

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me on furthest right

>>43279775
As a homosexual that's not very wise

>>43279781
if you're a retard

>>43279781
Xir is not known for making the best decisions

>>43279775
yeah the faces match sure, but idk about the hair. you hair is straight from what i remember

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>>43279767
I have a party trick where I light my chest hair on fire. It's best to do it outside because of the smell.

>>43279799
uh okay

>>43279790
wig

>>43279790
those are wigs

>>43279799
you have white chest hair?

>>43279751
ooh my Wig

>>43279799
post more fluffy chest daddy

What even does "wig" mean?

I don’t have any first hand experience but I’m guessing burning hot and sticky then you start leaking all over

>>43279818
Yes, it started going white in my 20s. My head hair is only slightly graying, but I stopped growing facial hair when it started going white on my chin. Pubes and pit hair still original color.

>>43279842
You would know if you were a gay man gross pill pushing unkempt woman

what is this word mean i dont understand i poor ginger boy with real penis from slavalandia

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omg did you just say wig

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>>43279708
67!! :DD
>>43279728
Erotic

>>43279842
its hair like but not real that often wear black womans who fight sometime and fly they not real hair sometimes and that is called what wig and they are come in many colors different from poor ukrainian girls who sold they are blonde hair for moneys

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I feel like you guys are making fun of me

>>43279862
Illumimati eye of providence

>>43279887
What's with the pooner gear?

>>43279895
She wants to be tankanon so bad

>>43279887
can you not blame everything on your dyphoria and take respoonsibility for yourself? you embarass yourself on your own jut fine

>>43279849
you dont grow facial hair anymore what?

>>43279909
I'm not embarrassed

>>43279799
my work uniform does nothinng to hide boners unu

>>43279216
no

>>43279225
thank you, i had a jin ramen from korea. it had carrots, beans, corn, cheese, butter and eggs

>>43279915
Meant I shave it

>>43279430
>>43279441
One was someone wolf whistling at me and the other was a boy who catcalled me

>>43279920
>uniform
Nurse?

>>43279923
pust bush and pits

>>43279931
How those are rude?

>>43279921
You're welcome! And oh that sounds lovely! I hope it was good.

>>43279917
ican tell. but you are pretty embarrassing.

>>43279931
LOL what did he say

>>43279942
It's not niiice

>>43279948
He said "Damn, daddy. You're fine."

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>>43279941
Not much to see in the pits.

>>43279938
I make pizzas, but the uniform is just an apron

>>43279931
What is a man supposed to do when they see a fine shyt walking around, swinging that BACK, and genuinely looking scrumptious? I can't wolf whistle, but I would've learned so fast
https://youtube.com/shorts/_ZFg15MfS3Q?si=QrnIXxwwwy4IWLky

>>43279954
>Damn, gross bitroon. Your hair are fine.
I believe that. This might have happened.

>>43279975
Want to knead my dough?

>>43279954
HAHAHAHA I thought they would mistake you for a mamacita desu I was eating ice cream once at pride and a guy screamed "SUCK SUCK SUCK" at me

>>43279990
is this some kinda of MOTOMAMI MOTOMAMI thing?

>>43279970
*violently motorboats your tummy* mwah ha ha you fell right into my trap

we drink soda, we eat pizza!
lala la la la laaaaaaa

>>43280002
Motomami what is

>>43279970
>fit tummy
>hairy fluffy chest
>probably big shoulders and arms
daddy daddy SUCK SUCK SUCK

>>43279954
How?

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>>43279970
<333

Allow the tip to soften

>>43280042
playful BWC domtops <3

I love when dl bisex boomer tops just kind of mush your soft cock around to get you hard like they've never played with a dick before

>>43280076
or when they start furiously sucking like a rabid animal when youre not even hard yet

>>43280091
This.
>are you close?
Dude, I'm not even hard yet.

>>43280076
Cute and hot

>>43280101
and then they hit you with the oh shit my wifes gonna be home soon and hand you 10€ so you can buy a snacky snack

>>43280108
What's the pooner daddy attraction?
>Seeking: t4t, daddies

kirkinated

>>43279970
i wanna chew it like a beaver

Say pooner one more time

>>43280160
pay them no mind, jagerlane. they're just bitter bitches

>>43280160
pooner

Tamara irl looked like EriKKKA KKKirk, but she had to bleach her hair and contact lenses to pass as her. Then she got tired and pooned out, and now she has mongoloid-brown hair and shit-colored eyes, and doesn't pass as a woman or a man, something inbetween or on the outside of this spectrum. She spends days online conconvincing strangers that her overweight frame, short stature, lack of browbone, fat distribution and lack of adam's apple are signs of a true man, not even talking about her lack of dick rn. Perhaps slavic men sometimes are born with shrinked non-existent penises, but they still posess the qualities of men, and also some of slavs have big weens, huge even. Nothing like the T-mur pooner. The end.

>>43280166
I'm not bothered
What's up?

>>43279557
>>43279001
>>43279651
>>43279887
>begging to be captured and detained by a man who knows the reality of violence
But he doesn't like larpers.

>>43280174
why are you whining about it then dumb female bitch?

>>43280174
very good. im enjoying the nice weather all i can before the summer