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As recent history has proven, all you have to do to write a bestseller is to pander to femgooners.

Why haven't you done it yet?
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im thinking of doing a fundraiser like that. do you think 2 dollars is an ok price? i dont really want to profit off it too much, its a short story and i came up with the outline pretty quickly.
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Can someone tell me if irl females actually read these kinds of things? Why?
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>>25113614
they do read it
>why
they masturbate to this
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>>25113582
I don't know what they want. I don't think anyone here really does
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>>25113711
I should probably kill myself soon.
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Because profiting off of a persons vice is wrong.
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>>25113711
Expertly said.
>>25113850
/thread
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>>25113711
>grab at it with both hands
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>>25113582
Because femgooners are biased towards male authors. The Gor franchise is not different from your average romantasy dark romance monsterfucker crap, but it has been attracting the ire of feminist for decades just because it's made by a dude and not a morbidly obese cat lady.
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>>25113582
I'm not a homosexual tranny that fantasizes about being in a submissive feminine position with its holes being filled with cock.
You have to be a homosexual to enjoy reading and writing this stuff, if you're a man.
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>>25113614
>>25113711
Men like to watch porn, while women prefer reading it.
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>>25113582
Same reason I don't have novel published. No skilled enough.
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>>25113711
>Violet is [basically you]
Absolutely amazing. Pulitzer level shit.
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>>25113711
How does this monster slut garner so many readers when real literature (pic related) barely gets any attention at all?
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>>25114271
lmao
>she was a typical down-on-her-luck millenial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt
is this the female equiv of
>he was a writer, if you could even call him that, he barely ever wrote
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>>25113614
worse: they throw themed parties after it
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>>25115098
>millenial: mid-twenties
millenials are all 30+, zoomers are mid-twenties now
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>>25115142
for sure, was just quoting the OP. I guess that book was 5 years ago, but I assumed it just didn't take place in current day
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>>25113582
Maybe i could, when i don't fantasize about prepubescent girls i fantasize about mythical creatures raping adult women, i came up with a whole plot about red riding hood and the big bad wolf which i am sure has been done a million times before but it doesn't matter, i can't write and getting my thoughts and ideas onto paper wouldn't be possible for me.
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>>25115137
beo listen this is midwesterners with nothing around to do for 100 miles
cut them some slack
it doesnt matter that much
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>Why haven't you done it yet?
It's "problematic" if straight males write such content.

Also I can't write romance/smut or even realistic female characters.
Only advice online I have seen is just feminist propaganda and making sure to have 12 pages of tags and trigger warnings for a 10 page short story.
Honestly seems like a pain to try and play to such a sensitive audience unless you have a real passion for it.
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The thing is, it's not just "smut." It's a very specific type of smut. You have to write about male bodies in a way that's repulsive to any straight man.

I have a cock, and I can describe it in a sentence, or maybe two sentences if I really felt like it. But I can't write an entire paragraph about how my cock smells delicious, and how it glistens with precum, an how my male nipples shrink with arousal and... this shit is just gay. It's gay and if you can write it for 500 pages you're gay too.
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>>25115258
>GTA VI will cost about $130 Investors believe gamers will give up and buy it after crying on the internet a bit.
Kek
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>>25113582
Any novels where MC over the course of the story transforms from an average guy to rape chad. Whether through female gaslighting or constant woman moments (somehow causing him to turn into a vampire/werewolf/etc.). It would be perfect if the theme was “loss of humanity”, thereby serving as a subversion of the Gilgamesh myth.
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>>25115648
You wish, average men is to be stomped upon.
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>>25115258
>source of information so embarrassing itd been cropped from out of screenshot
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>>25115735
based gus poster
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>>25115615
Gamers always give into their shareholder overlords like the spineless cockroaches they are
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>>25115067
Dirty books do better with women than men. Male sexuality is more visual. That book looks like it might be more aimed at the fellas, because of how fetishy it is.
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>>25115765
its a product (you)re going to use for the next 15 years. who tf gives a shit over 70 dollars lol
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>>25115769
i played gta v for 30 hours over a week and never touched it again, just more of the same meaningless key-jingling dopamine obstacle courses
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>>25115765
>Blaming the audience
Never blame the audience, it'll get you no where.
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>>25115615
>>25115765
>>25115769
It isn't most gamers who buy the overpriced bullshit, it's the whales. They are minority among gamers, but a lucrative minority to market to. These corporations exist to chase dollars and nothing else. If they happen to make entertaining content in the process, it's an unintended consequence of chasing the money.
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>>25115137
>soup party

What?
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>>25115785
fuck you and get raped in a camp
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>>25115615
>>25115765

https://www.discordiareview.com/p/gamers-cant-read
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Cause I'm lazy and would rather write my own goon material
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>>25113828
That would be pretty pathetic of you, you should be concerned about the absolute state of wymin in today's society but you should never be weak enough to kill yourself over their disgusting retardation.
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>>25113582
Not a real book
Simply not even real

Trash slop that will end up in landfills
Waste of a perfectly good tree to fill pages of degeneracy
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WAH WAH WAH

I HATE HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING SHIT!!! WWWAAAAHHHHHHH

Holy fuck I can smell your virginity through the screen.
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>>25116433
>OTHER PEOPLE
foids arent real people
>I can smell your virginity
only foids resort to insulting men about sex like that, do you honestly think men care what you think about them when you're an unwanted bitter fat whale hag?
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>>25116439
>im the real victim, you guys
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I couldn't live with myself. I would need a pen name. What's a cool pen name, /lit/?
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>>25113582
I have slightly more respect for gamers and weebs than the female manchildren who read this slop
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>>25116503
Nona.
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>>25117175
Hm, not bad, anon! Nona Buttersworth. If I ever make it, I'll give you credit
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>>25116503
I have the feeling worsting this stuff is not as easy as it looks. It must have a thousand little rules we're not aware of that allows the femgooners to enjoy it.
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>>25117210
Eh, I've wrote a lot of erotica before and every girlfriend I showed it to really liked it. Not my proudest stuff. My writing style is way more Faulkner and I know it will never go anywhere but it's my very best stuff. No one I know these days really understands it but my nephew. Kinda sad but what can you do. I could write horror easily but it's just not a love of mine to write. Reading it is one thing. Writing horror is a bit of a chore. I really love non-fiction and have been reading it non-stop since 2007. I might have read two genre books in the past almost 20 years. I lost my taste for that kind of book after diving into all the classics. I read very, very fast. No one here believes me, though
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>>25115251
Just think of a man and then take away reason and accountability.
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>>25117210
Certainly the devil is in the details. Women may be stupid but I wager they'd sniff out a man under female pen name when your writing would inevitably give them the ick because the shapeshifting gentleman rapist wears the wrong perfume for the scene with his secretary.
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>>25117582
The second you describe the female self-insert with the slightest malegooney adjective, you're out.
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>>25116503
mr sophistication
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>>25115137
the lack of self-awareness in the female gooner is fucking astounding. Imagine if there was a video like this with a bunch of guys having a party and dressing up and the theme of the party was a specific niche porn video that the guys were obsessed with jacking off to. and then imagine these guys publicly posting a video of themselves at this party with the thought in their heads of "look at how funny and interesting we are"
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>>25117835
thats a situation that actually happens.
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>>25117839
post one instance. one.
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>>25117845
how could i do that?
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>>25117835
That sounds funny indeed
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>>25117806
I like it, ngl. It has savoir faire
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>>25115137
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>>25117938
thats what id thought
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>>25115137
literally manchildren but with boobs and makeup. most or all of them are femcels
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>>25115137

this is sloppa, right? what the fuck do these hogs even talk about?
>what was your favourite part of the book, becky?
>oh you know *twirls hair* the part where the minotaur cock ripped plain jane's virginal little hole and shot 2 litres of cum into her
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>>25118038
I imagine that's exactly it. For a time. Later I suppose they just socialize and talk about whatever. I knew a girl who knew some people that were part of something called "Snape's wives." Apparently it was a book group centered around the character Snape from Harry Potter. They met every week.

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