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>ITT we give better titles to classic works of literature

I'll start
The Iliad
>Epic Fury
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I’ll do you one better
>Homo Wars
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>>25113643
Is that real? Is a 4X+ angloid portraying Adonis?
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>>25113643
>The Odyssey
The Odd I See
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What if instead of "Crime and Punishment" it was called "Sodomy and Pederastry" and rather than feeling guilty for murdering an old woman, Raskolnikov had been suffering from internalized homophobia and in the end he had hot gay sex with Razumikhin?
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>>25114096
No, it's fake.

>>25114104
It's literally amazing how much talk is about gay buttsex. It's at least 10 percent of comments on the internet. I want to criminalize it just so I don't have to hear about it anymore.
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>>25114126
That’s because at least 10 percent of men think about gay buttsex every day.
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>>25114126
4chan is like 60% of that 10%.
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>>25113643
>The Iliad
>Epic Fury
Trying to tie up yesterday's disaster with Achilles? I want none of that.
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>>25113868
This one is better because the reality is that Helen is just Venus but Jupiter and Sol were really fighting over Phanes, another male
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>>25113643
Moby Dick
>The Whale
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>>25115940
The wrath if Achilles is a disaster

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