>Don't count your cryochickens before they undergo spontaneous asexual reproduction

>>25114072
From Metabarons:
>Shut up, you paleo-retard!

>>25114072
What's the problem with this? Curiosity did kill the Grunglesnark.

>You know what they say about Druish Princesses

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>>25114072
>galactic standard calendar nine hundred dash eleven

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>>25114072
>we have to go to the city of slkjfisidfjdk

>[character] was born in [hot arid place] where slavery is common practice

>>25114072
>and then a great evil came called... "the darkness"

>>25114072
>I was working as a garbage man on the planet Juurpittec
>My boss was a vampire

>>25114072
when I have trouble naming something, I use this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_herbicides
fuck it, you do NOT need to be clever and careful about names

Manages to reference the Holocaust

>the trope was too cliche

"Take this brother, may it serve you well."

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>Find all instances of "by God!"
>change to "by the gods!"
>Find all instances of "Jesus Christ!"
>change to "by the goddess Alizen!"
>somehow let slip someone calling whisky a "scotch" or bubbly being called "champagne" (champagne is the name of a city in real life France)

"Oh my science!"

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>22 years old retard who has never written before tries writing fantasy
>can't do something as mechanically simple as citing the days of the week, the months, the moon, the sun, the seasons, the country, saying "My God" or anything else like that because this constructed world is not the Earth
>gets on their own way

>>25114145
>metabarons
Based beyond belief

>>25116892
>(champagne is the name of a city in real life France)

Esoteric knowledge among fantasy/sci-fi bros

>>25114467
Watts is that you?

Quick, somebody post that horrendous opening of some trash fantasy novel where the "Elf King" stands over the ruins of "The Orc City" and says to nobody "The only good orc is a dead orc".

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>currency is credits
>language is common

>Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

>>25116892
>(champagne is the name of a city in real life France)
proof?