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As soon as you start ASOIAF the first thing you notice Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)05:50:58 No.25115038 [Reply]▶
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Is the prose. Forget Tolkien, it's even better than Melville. From the first page it leaves you floored
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>>25115038
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
Better than Melvillle or Tolkien, better than Dante or Milton. A meridian of prose; never to be surpassed.
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>>25115161
>Dante
>prose
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>>25115184
The English convention is dropping the leading article in multi-word titles when brevity is the object, including in conversation ("Have you read Lord of the Ring?"). The convention of acronyms is to drop all articles and particles, except when fans use them for books or movies or cartoons, or acronyms that are created to spell something, but ironically leading articles are then almost always spoken or written where the acronym is a noun
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llmaooo you felt me exactly tho lolrflfmolol
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>>25115166
The juice isn't worth the squeeze anymore, he made his money and built his theme park life. He's under no obligation to toil for our benefit or for a few generations of notoriety. We're right to be salty but he's not wrong to leave it unfinished.
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>>25115038
>No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade
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>>25115166
What it actually was:
>get invested in GOT production
>show becomes more popular than books
>make a gorillion dollars
>get lazy and lose focus
>give GOT writers basic plot formula after books are over
>realize if the show concludes the story, no one will care about the books
>be fine with that
>show ending is terribly received
>tfw that’s how the books were gonna end
>try to think of a new ending
>ah shit I don’t care
>work on developing new shows and milking the IP until death
>preserve some imagined thread of reputation because the show was bad but the books remain “untarnished”
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>>25115083
this is what no culture nor education does to a motherfucker