>>25117575
You're thinking of Thomas Browne

not prose as much as encyclopedic autism

>>25117575
Knock it all you want. It was so popular its writer married Elizabeth Taylor twice.

It's /comfy/. Like talking to a waggish but erudite uncle talking about whatever comes to mind.

>>25117575
>i couldn't help thinking when it became popular to write English in imitation of Latin style, it just didn't work
So you just dislike 99% of prose written before the modern era?

>>25117575
How odious and abominable are those superstitious and rash vows of Popish monasteries, so to bind and enforce men and women to vow virginity, to lead a single life, against the laws of nature, opposite to religion, policy, and humanity, so to starve, to offer violence, to suppress the vigour of youth, by rigorous statutes, severe laws, vain persuasions, to debar them of that to which by their innate temperature they are so furiously inclined, urgently carried, and sometimes precipitated, even irresistibly led, to the prejudice of their soul's health, and good estate of body and mind: and all for base and private respects, to maintain their gross superstition, to enrich themselves and their territories as they falsely suppose, by hindering some marriages, that the world be not full of beggars, and their parishes pestered with orphans; stupid politicians; haeccine fieri flagilia? ought these things so to be carried? better marry than burn, saith the Apostle, but they are otherwise persuaded. They will by all means quench their neighbour's house if it be on fire, but that fire of lust which breaks out into such lamentable flames, they will not take notice of, their own bowels oftentimes, flesh and blood shall so rage and burn, and they will not see it: miserum est, saith Austin, seipsum non miserescere, and they are miserable in the meantime that cannot pity themselves, the common good of all, and per consequens their own estates. For let them but consider what fearful maladies, feral diseases, gross inconveniences, come to both sexes by this enforced temperance, it troubles me to think of, much more to relate those frequent abortions and murdering of infants in their nunneries (read Kemnitius and others), and notorious fornications, those Spintrias, Tribadas, Ambubeias, &c., those rapes, incests, adulteries, mastuprations, sodomies, buggeries of monks and friars.

>>25117618
Lmao. Richard Burton.

>>25118161
Yes, I don't find English prose (except the Bible) very appealing until Daniel Dafoe.

>>25118378
Try Jeremy Taylor.

>>25118404
He was an atheist and a racist, so no.