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Do you have the /biz/m/? Are you on the ground floor of Cyber Newtypes? Can you grift BOTH sides of a conflict? This thread is about shitposting as if we were AE or any other supplier of war time goods to any faction you want to shitpost about. "Beam Weaponry will change everything bro!" "Stick your plucky young newtype in our prototype machine bro, it'll destroy a 1/3 of their forces guaranteed!" "So you caught us building MS for the enemy? Sorry bro, we can make it up to you by cutting a deal on a new force of grunts 25% stronger than the fleet we made them bro! You can pay in installments bro!"
Prove you have what it takes to get paid and land an AE techspert Gundam worshipping waifu. Sell /m/ lasers you can fire with your mind (a limited six bits/funnels and ecap supply non negotiable)
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>>23755987
FUCKING HELL MAN!!! what did I get that triple PHD in advanced electronics, astrophysics and material engineering for?
we're having so much trouble coming up a solution to a transforming MS that can enter the atmosphere unsupported and here comes along an autistic high school dropout kid that basically made the correct calculations.
FUCK my life......
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>>23756041
But he's gonna want an upgrade right?
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>>23756051
True. I'm thinking of that other kid. Still... this one's gonna want an upgrade. Maybe even his whole group of buddies? We can sell to the Feds, AEUG, and Zeon all at once!
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>>23756085
>SNRI makes F91 a flying MS unassisted
>be bankrupt and have to be absorbed by BESPA
>becomes retarded in 30 years and can't make a flying MS without beam rotors and having one hand useless
we at Anaheim Electronics are laughing at you
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>>23756162
Gentlemen as a former Zeonic employee I gurantee that Lt. Quattro Bajeena is a federation pilot. Such a skilled pilot in the employ of the principality would have surely been a well known ace and I have never even heard of this Quattro fellow.
Besides he is friends with those Aeug politicians and I'm certain they would say if the lieutenant was a fraud.
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I'm from the laser beam miniaturization project. I've been doing nothing but play videogames and bang my hot (female) engineer coworker for the past five months, she's been doing all the work but she said she wouldn't rat me out.
I just got summoned by upper management. What do I do??? I can't go back to the colony my wife and kids think I'm a top exec.
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>>23756193
You didn't hear this from me but the best way to retire is to arrange a theft. I have some friends from the asteroid belt interested in a working prototype and they're willing to pay with gold. All you need to do is leave some doors open and get "kidnapped" with the prototype. When you get released you can sue the company for a hazardous working environment.
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I proposed this design as a joke, and it got approved...
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>>23756160
>LOCK APPLICATION!
You buffoon, I came with the No Locks Directive and that's how I reached the c suite
A stolen gundam us a gundam they must buy again from us
And if those who steal it were to somehow contact us and offer to sell it back to us for a low and untraceable payment, it would be foolish to refuse wouldn't it?
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>>23755987
You know, Anon, I really think if you stop playing video games and watching girl cartoons and applied yourself you could finish college. You're smart you just need to focus. You could even work at Anaheim one day. Wouldn't you like that, Anon? You used to say that's what you wanted.
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>>23756419
I mean it's all Yin and Yang and working for AE would probably be the safest place in general (in an actual setting where it existed near canon story wise at least). And all the horny lonely engineer bunnies I could be passed around to. A man can dream... (one colony drop at a time).
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>>23756351
If they're also /biz/m/ bros interested in MAXIMUM PROFIT they're fine with me. Sure if the Spacenoids win independence that might stop Feds vs Zeon but imagine every other planet/colony system DUKING IT OUT! We're never going out of business bros. Gundam Mark 25 is gonna be baller af bros. FUNNEL BEAM SABERS WITH TACTICAL NUKES AND PSYCHOFRAME GENITAL CONTROLS!
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Hey umm... Why aren't we dismantled this mobile suits yet?
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Hey AE cucks hows downsizing your MS going?? Silhouette Gundam was it?? I can hook you guys up with some Zeon remnants if you want, maybe they'll pay you some peanuts for it lol the Feds need something to use our F91 on after all
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>>23755987
Hey, what happened to Chris?!
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>get an email from a Federation representative
>he wants to give us a very lucrative government contract in perpetuity
>the only condition is that we stop supplying to anyone else
>get an email from a Zeon shell company
>they want the same
>my manager tells me I should say 'yes' to both of them
>I reply to both at the same time
>I use the CC field instead of the BCC field
>manager is absolutely livid
How fucked am I?
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>>23768167
>I am summoned to my boss' boss office
>his face is the color of an overheating Minovski reactor
>he is trembling with seething rage
>he gets an urgent call "it's the Federation" says his secretary
>he picks it up immediately
>the Federation dignitary talks about "strategic concerns"
>however that quickly shifts to "we appreciate your transparency" and "we are willing to bid further for an exclusive contract" while keeping the current offer up just for our new MS prototypes
>the call ends and the boss' shoulders relax a little
>we stand there in silence
>half a minute later he gets a call from Zeon representatives
>they make vague threats about a colony
>that, too, shifts to "we value your continued partnership"
>they also agree to bid higher while also keeping the current offer in exchange for our current Newtype-related MS tech
>the call ends
>the boss looks extremely relaxed and happy
>he bursts out laughing
>gives me a big promotion and a fat bonus
I'm starting to think we're the bad guys.
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Okay so, I may or may not have designed a limited production model version of the ZZ while doped up on several cans of some kind of energy drink sourced from Side 3, because some fucker from Shangri-La in the Commercial Electronics division bet me 5000 gilla I couldn't unfuck the design. Turns out the exchange rate for gilla to literally any other recognized legal tender is absolute shit, but I almost definitely proved that bastard wrong. I think.
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>>23768146
Victory 2 isn't an Anaheim mobile suit and BESPA is just a Side 2 branch of SNRI.
Victory Gundam is quite literally SNRI vs SNRI conflict.
Anaheim haven't made a new military mobile suit for decades at that point. Jamesgun and Javelin were their last project before leaving the market and deciding to just manufacture the common mobile suit components from this point on.
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>>23769229
It's closer to being a late UC Karaba and it was sponsored not just by Anaheim, but by internal factions of Earth Federation as well.
They had ties to EFF, SNRI, Manhunters and who knows who else.
Uso's mom in particular used to be SNRI employee.