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How do lesbians make babies?
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>>23769709
yuri magic
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>>23769749
Censor that filth anon.
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>>23769709
They get impregnated by their boyfriends.
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>>23769709
Egg-On-Egg Fertilization.
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>>23769709
Stork(old fat man) visits them and suddenly they are pregnant. No one knows how. It just happens.
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>>23769818
Wow, it's really kind of those fat old men to pay for their IVF procedure like that.
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>>23769709
By taking guel cock.
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Does gwitch have actual romantic development in it or is it just the typical gundam they-kinda-interact-then-kinda-together-at-the-end?
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>>23769852
Not as much as you'd wish watching it, but astoundingly more than almost every other Gundam couple. They each manage to have their own character arcs, and an arc for their relationship, that are all more or less complete, which for this franchise is above and beyond - and the resolution of their development and confirming their relationship >>23769749
is probably the most romantic scene any Gundam couple has gotten.
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The most romantic scene in any gundam is when Kou and Kelley repair a mobile suit together while a song about having sex plays in the bg.
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>>23769852
They're largely inseparable until season 2.
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>>23769709
They get Guel to impregnate them. Even lesbians wants the D every now and then.
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>>23769852
Its more like SEED were the characters are paired up together from the beginning are the end game with a moment or two in between.
>>23769858
>but astoundingly more than almost every other Gundam couple.
G, X, and 08th Team are literally all amount the main couple and their relationship because the crux of the show entirely. G-Witch isn't like that at all in fact that crux of the story is Sulletta reconciling with her mother the romance is actually pretty shit
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science
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>>23769749
it's ok when the Getter Team(all male) does it but all of the sudden it's lewd and gay when two cute girls do it?
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>>23770072
To be fair you didn’t exactly prove him wrong, he said more than almost every other and you only named 3.
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>>23770083
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How do I get into this show? It seems really popular. I dropped it after they started singing Happy Birthday in The Prologue because I thought the writing was so on the nose that it was supposed to be a joke, but then I realized it was supposed to be a serious moment, and I just got disgusted for laughing at it so hard. Does the shows writing at any point get better, or is this whole thing written for adults who can't read above a sixth grade level?

I dropped Code Geass too. I honestly think that maybe the writer is just an idiot, but I want to like it because it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.
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>>23770113
I'll shut the fuck up and let people who enjoy this show enjoy it but this is up there with Taylor Swift lyrics and Baldur's Gate 3 for me in terms of why is this so popular no way people actually think the writing here is GOOD.
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>>23769709
Do what gay swans do; get a male to impregnate one of the females, then chase them off and raise the chicks together.
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>>23769749
Lewd
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>>23770113
>it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.

Talk to older people and men. The only demographic where Witch is the most popular Gundam in America are zoomer women.
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>>23769709
Gundam magic
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>>23770113
>it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.
That should be the biggest red flag.
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>>23770149
>The only crowd I interact with that actually knows oldhead Gundam shit is a group of 30-45 year old lesbians and the 19 year old college boy at the local comic shop they adopted
>All the other men I know who know Gundam are IBOfags and call it unique for "really showing the horrors of war" and at best might also remember Wing on Toonami.
Getting kind of tired of "/m/" posters making up boogeymen to shriek over.
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Am I supposed to sympathize with the stuttering retard main character? I want to punch her in the mouth.
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>>23770155
>calls others retarded
>first instinct is to flail out violently at things that upset him
ok
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>>23770205
Takes one to know one.
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>>23770205
Yeah, I usually want dumb cunts that annoy me to fuck off. My mad.
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>>23770155
She's the worst Gundam MC for a reason.
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>>23770227
People say that so and so main character is "likeable" but what the fuck am I supposed to actually like about them? Oh she is shy that makes her kawaii and awkward hecking quirk chungus just like me? Fuck off. Write actual flaws for your characters. This entire show is as deep as a fucking puddle.
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That smug bitch, you can see it in her eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that she knows she motorboats those tanned titties on her tippy toes every night in pure ecstasy. That she gets to work out her drudging corporate frustrations with her snu-snu bride without restraint, holding one leg up like she's hanging onto a sailing ship's mast during an ocean storm. Starting and ending every single day with a face full of soft martian milkers, clamped between her giantess' toned thighs as she whispers "just 5 more minutes". You know this, and she knows you know this. That's why she looks at you this way. She won a game you thought you were playing, but in the end all you could ever do was watch.
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>>23770205
Its ok man, not all of us were born fully-conscious, winning friends, influencing people, and slaying pussy since daycare. The less genetically fortunate among us need someone to relate to.
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>>23770227
>>23770232

WfM is the harbinger of bad times for us mecha anime fans. Couldn't go for 50 episodes at minimum, only going for yuri as a mercenary tactic (and chickening out because Bandai Namco executives feared showing two girls kissing to children born the 2010s watching at 1700 hours Japan Standard Time), failing to find a compromise between doing an easy to digest world and story while making the aforementioned children watching invested, and making the story match Yoasobi's "Shukufuku".
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>>23770253
>us mecha anime fans
Tighten that mask up /pol/ it's slipping.
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I'm not even from /pol/. I just think this show and its fanbase both suck.
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>>23770227
shes not even the worst Gundam MC of the 2020s
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>>23770273
She's the worst in general.
Machu is much better than her.
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>>23770275
machu barely even counts as an MC, she loses by default
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>>23770275
They are both awful. Machu is barely a character and Suletta is a self insert for bisexual white girls on Tumblr who watch Hazbin Hotel. People are so afraid to write characters with flaws anymore because flaws make them "unlikeable" when really thats what gives them depth and makes them actually feel human.
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>>23770279
Hating on machu is clear signs of AGP.
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>>23770301
>Noooo, dont hate on my retarded teenage whore
get out of here troon
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>>23770301
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>>23770304
>projecting
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>>23770310
you where the one who started spouting tranny lingo, troon
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What an awful fucking thread.
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>>23770313
Exactly like this fucking awful show
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>>23769709
GUND prosthetics.
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>>23770102
Who's Oowada Hideki?
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>Machu
>Suletta
>Iria from that unreal engine thing
These protagonists are all badly written, but it feels like there is some other common factor here
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>>23770606
No idea!
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>>23770253
>WfM is the harbinger of bad times for us mecha anime fans.

yeah, sure, whatever Duel
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>>23769709
They don't
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>>23771524
>this thread
None of you understand the miracle of the clitoris
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>>23769709
sleta looks like THAT?

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