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I've watched the episode where sunburst and starlight glimmer rekindle and I immediately thought " I need that colt dick inside of me " and I have only ever been like this towards the all mighty ponk.

In short I think that we, yes we need a new sunburst thread. I think...
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>>42923728
So true femanon
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Something from reddit because Im a poor mare. Sadly.
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>>42923757
What the fuck would 'top surgery' be for ponies? Hes transcorn?
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>>42923728
I think he's handsome too, but I'm not going to be a faggot about it like you.
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>>42923801
He got his muzzle made angular.
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>>42923801
Don't think so hard anon, he's a tranny. Period.
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>>42923960
Give in anon, don't be shy, sunburstfags accept everyone
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Bumping because I took a nap and dreamt of sunburst..
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>>42924648
Why the fuck does he look like alf?
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>>42923728
I want to cut off his beard.
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>>42925919
this is just like when the jews when they see uncut foreskin
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>>42925919
Don't, that's where all his magic is stored, dude.
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>>42925940
what's funny is that we live rent-free in your head, despite the fact that we're not real.
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>>42926021
NTA but It forces itself into my mind whenever I go piss. It reminds me of when I showered with my dad as a kid. I asked why his dick looked different when compared to mine and he just frowned.
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>>42926021
post a pic of your nose NOW
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I want more of him, I can't even write clop because I see him too pure. Once Sunday church wears off I'll be bumping this post for about another week
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So cute
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>>42926616
qt!
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>>42926616
Could you imagine if these two met?
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>>42926033
Your dad utterly failed you and deserves your contempt
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>>42927516
Butt party!
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Sunburst is pretty cool, I guess.
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>>42929534
its weird
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>>42925919
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sunburst best pone
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>>42932606
???
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>>42924270
ooh a present from sunburst!
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>>42923728
What made Sunburst think he was able to carry a barrel of unknown contents and a feather of an endangered bird across an international border? We see him in later seasons, implying he didn’t get arrested for what he did, he was let out on bail, or his sentence was very short, but do the Crystal Empire’s border guards just not look very hard? Is Sunburst an expert smuggler of some kind? Or are there pending charges against him in the Crystal Empire that we don’t known about?
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>>42934595
he has some political connections which allows him to do illegal things that normal ponies cant
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>>42935141
But imagine how bad Princess Cadance would look, especially if it had only been a few years since the deposition of King Sombra. The Crystal Empire can’t necessarily afford to have any holdouts who support him.
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>>42935952
Doesn't Cadence have the backing of Equestria? Not like any dissident would be able to do shit.
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>>42934595
Prostitution of pone.
Who wouldn't pay a few coins to get with sunburst,the ultimate wizard?
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>>42937832
Is the cape removable?
If so, give me 500
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>>42935952
Perhaps the ponies are just... Okay with it. With sunburst having a close connection to cadence and all they surely trust that cadences connections, or at least their crystalizer isn't some sort of smuggling bastard. Or he did it for a good reason.
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>>42939116
This one always breaks my heart into a million billion piecies....look at him so sad aww noooo Sunburt don't give me that look ah fuck me man, he needs to be happy, go brush his scraggly beard-thing or something to cheer him up
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>>42938772
I presume so with most plushies with sunburst
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>>42941748
jamming to some kino songs
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>>42934595
>What made Sunburst think he was able to carry a barrel of unknown contents and a feather of an endangered bird across an international border?
He can do what he wants, no background pony is going to arrest him.
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>>42944037
>no background pony is going to arrest him.
But what if a pony did arrest him? What now?
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>>42945479
then he would get starlight glimmer to free him and continue what he was doing
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>>42941748
they aren't even on his ears correctly!
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>>42951547
so cute
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>>42953027
I really love this artists work, they're always so cute together
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>>42956174
Sunburst is so cute!
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>>42957102
He's got a big beard.
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>>42957480
for (You)
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>>42962196
ooh a potion what does it do?
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>>42961637
I like how it would seem as if Trixie was an idiot for using different colored cups in a shell game, but it actually makes sense when you know that all horses are colorblind.
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i would play banned from equestria again if he was the main character.
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>>42970405
Oh sunburst, you're not naked at all!
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>>42970650
Techically, he is.
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>>42971596
I love sunburst
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>>42975922
Ponies can have watches?
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>>42976788
no shit they can have watches...
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>>42978425
sleep well Sunburst
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>>42979351
unf
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Would be a 10/10 fem twink colt of he didn’t have that fucking beard. I would not pull out.
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>>42981459
I need to learn how to summon Sunburst in real life!
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>>42981946
its impossible to do that
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>>42982294
Could be possible if you know how to do it.
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>>42981156
he's already 10/10 with that beard alone.
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>>42984523
lol dash is having a hard time to read even with being taught the basics
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>>42984852
Yeah because Rainbow Dash has no brain so it'll be impossible for Sunburst to teach her.
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>>42985636
Rainbow Dash has a brain... Trust in Sunburst and she'll read all of the books!
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>>42990931
sunburst WATCH OUT!
he's gonna get raped...
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>>42990936
Oh god he's about to get raped!!!
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>>42991618
unf
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>>42992433
mlp if it was real
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Why do you guys like him?
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>>42993470
Sunburst is a very cute pony and I love him.
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>>42993470
hes my fav pony ye
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>>42993470
he makes me wonder why none of the other ponies have socks, or why there's no pintos or any other kind of non-uniform coloration. also he's me
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>>42995166
that gotta hurt
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>>42996247
I think it's just an excuse for rubbing lotion on somewhere else
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>>42998619
cute nerd pony
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>>42999777
nice trips and ass
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>>43000529
where is his socks?!
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>>43000978
sunburst didn't want to wear them today
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>>43003079
lol it's still something, he's still improving at magic!
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sunburst if he realistic
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>>43005022
this will be sunburst in 2013
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>>42993470
He's a rare Pinto Pony and he's also an awkward nerd, just like me!
>>42993931
Basically the same reasons as this anon.
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*boop*
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Burst
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>>43016017
Is Sunburst actually from Canterlot?
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>>43017156
Sire's Hollow.
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>>43016331
very smart pony
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>>43020885
>*POMF* Wah, what are we gonna do on the bed?
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>>43023357
Moon Dancer is that blind?!
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>>43023731
I need some cider german sunburst
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Can he take the girth?

Will Sunburst cry?
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>>43027714
...Yes in both questions, much crying will happen.
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>>43027714
nope
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>>43027714
Sunburst isn't gay...
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>>43027714
aww hell nah
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>>43031573
I'm jealous!
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>>43029079
>Sunburst isn't gay...
Oh, neither is Sombra. This is totally about domination. Gay would imply some love in the relationship but there is no love here, only forced submission thru intense anal punishment.

Prison style.
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>>42924274
So just a rhinoplasty? That would make it incredibly easy to be a tranny.
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>>43033395
GIWTWM
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otp
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>>43033395
h-hot
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>>43033395
dont be mean to sunburst, he doesnt deserve anal carnage
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It's amazing to think that Sunburst has fucked all these mares. Except Starlight.
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>>43036339
dont be a meanie to starlight
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>>43038016
cutie
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sunburst if he puberty teen
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>>43043249
That's a huge ass horn!
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>>43036339
Well that's because Starlight is taken by me.

I want to high-five Sunburst while we fuck Glimmy and Twilight together.
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>>43045210
for (You)
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>>43041522
look at him go in the train!
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>>43047442
>antiquing
All I can think of is the day Jackass leaks into Happy Horsie World. Flurry Heart is just the right age at the time and throws a huge hoof-full of flour in Sunburst's face while he's sleeping.
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>copied from a dying thread

>>43043853
What a cute dork he must have been as a teen.

Shipped away to study as soon as he got his butt-mark, and fearful of more maternal domination he probably sought out male role models. In his inexperience Sunburst was very quick to bond emotionally; too quick, it scared a few potential mentors off.
He kept trying until one day a student teacher stallion returned his affection. Not only was he a great tutor but he gave Sunburst the headpats & cuddles and coltish rough-housing that he had missed growing up in a household without a father or big brother.
Sadly for Sunburst, he was betrayed by this mentor, who abused his trust and sexually molested him. He disappeared on a train the next morning, leaving his job at the school without an explanation. Sunburst never told anyone about the molestation.
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>>43047777
>who abused his trust and sexually molested him
W-what? also checked nice quads.
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>>43043817
Right in the arse!
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>>42923728
He's on the short list of males that I would take dick from.
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>>43047777
Trust is a synonym for consent. And a "student-teacher" hardly has any power or privileges to leverage. Calling it anything other than inappropriate fling would be histrionic.

Now, if this "student-teacher" took more than his virginity, like his magical powers, and ruined his wizardry career -- that's a different story.
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>>43049413
Get off the internet, Jeffrey!
You're supposed to have killed yourself, remember?
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>>43050174
But, for real. Don't compare failed relationships to something extreme like "rape". If it's "sad" for Sunburst, it's only because it didn't work out.

Ultimately we know Sunburst "flunked" out of magic school. Even though later in the series he's shooting off beam canons from his horn and opening portals to limbo. A heartbreaking lgbt story is as good an explanation as any.
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>>43050174
That jeffery epstein pony is cursed kek
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I had a brainfart and thought his name was Sunbart like the simpsons
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I want to destroy this twink.
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>>43053375
Whoa, Starlight Glimmer is on this thread right now?!
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>>43052548
book nerd pones :D
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i think sunburst is pretty neat. i rank him pretty highly among the stallions, since i think hes more interesting than others like big mac (i just think hes overrated). symbiote has a good plush of him, to the point that people were asking me if it was a custom made plush. but man, if i had a nickel for each time someone mentioned how much better he'd be without the beard id be pretty rich
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>>43056243
>for each time someone mentioned how much better he'd be without the beard
I'm not really a sunfag, but isn't this desire to look older and wiser an essential part of his character?
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Annoying voice, obnoxious personality, hangs out with glimmer, disgusting facial hair
1/10 pony he gets one point for having natural socks
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Cute voice, endearing personality, hangs out with Glimmy, handsome facial hair
11/10 pony he gets an additional point for having natural socks
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>>43060069
dat face
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>>43061970
Don't laugh at me Sunburst :(
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>>43063274
Glorious beard.
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>>43066126
Big chonky sunburst
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>>43067218
lol trixie
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>>43068959
lol she doesnt know to carve the pumpkin
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>>43069418
'Cause she doesn't know about Halloween from her time at Our Town.
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>>43070920
That's a lot of ideas!
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>>43039822
Cute.
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>>43072914
Making a mysterious substance... ooh!
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>>42926033
Based dad.
It forces itself into my mind whenever I piss too. I fucking despise my dad for cutting a piece of my dick off unconsensually.
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>>43076667
wait I'm an idiot
let's never forgive our dads together, anon
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>>43076687
Glimmy won't judge. A foreskin restoration spell isn't beyond her either.
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>>43076790
Glad im not american lmao
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>>43078721
>Glimmy
NICE

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