>>42949138
/ptfg/troon....

>>42949138
I get the feeling this is some "replace all stallions with futa" bullshit than anything actually resembling equality.

>>42949195
It would also replace all mares with futa. Seems pretty equal to me.

>>42949141
>>42949163
>>42949186
>>42949190
>>42949195
He means featureless crotch, stop being obsessed with trannies

>>42949186
Third post based post

>>42949216
it's just one person samefagging, don't mind the mindbroken fag

>>42949228
That was me too.

>>42949138
Would everyone be a herm and have similar sizes and muscular builds?

>>42949138
what if Starlight shrunk or elongated stallion's peenars to an equal lenght of her own choosing?

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>>42949216
>featureless crotch
so she sentenced her village to extinction?

>>42949519
There are no actual evidences that suggest ponies have sexual organs to begin with

>>42949216
>he means what they already are in the show

>>42949544
Well, how do they reproduce then, anon?

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>>42949553
I DON'T KNOW

NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS

>>42949553
loving each other very much and magic

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>>42949138
Starlight hoarded all the beans in the village for herself. She even set up a special bean patrol to go around the village and make sure no one was harboring any beans for themselves. If anypony was found to have had beans on them, they were forced to be Starlight's toilet for an entire week. Anypony who was sentenced to this punishment ended up dying from the horrific stench of Starlight's flatulence.

>>42949216
that doesn't have any sense, at all

>>42949138
They'd be futas?

>>42949569
Faust said normal mammalian.

Based mom gave them genitals and they fuck.

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>>42949138
is this serious or a troon thread

>>42949609
Herms
Stallions get the pussy
Mares the cock n balls

>>42949769
Whatever. I was already gonna fuck every pony.

>>42949921
and now they're going to fuck you in the ass so bend over

>>42949641
I need proof of this

>>42951238
its not that hard to search it up

>>42949138
All smiles :)

>>42949575
bit rude, isn't it?

>>42949138
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHIT AND PISS?

>>42952544
It's okay because she is sexy

>>42952596
but what if she wasn't

>>42950220
I don't get to be a herm, too? Fucking ripoff.

I'm giving this totalitarian hellhole a terrible Yelp review.

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>>42949138
i still think it's really funny that badumsquish (artist that made op image) swore he would never draw starlight, but did draw everything about her except for her lol (our town, sunburst)

>>42949519
Think of it this way: by preventing them from reproducing, she actually delayed the famines by a fair bit.

>>42949138
impossible

>>42952996
It'd still be okay because mare

>>42949138
Starlight might have to reprogram their epigenetics by adding methyl groups across the stallion's genome and silencing their male penis genes via DNA methylation biomancy spells. Finally their town will become truly equal and mare-only!

>>42949216
I thought he was on about m-preg

>>42954831
Some mares are more equal than others.

>>42955010
Real Equalism has never been tried.

>>42955032
but what if it did?

>>42949138
their smile creeps me out

>>42956117
Don't be afraid. Equality will come to your town soon.

equality is bad, I like it when im at the top of the world

>>42956904
>t. capitalist pig

>>42949138
Is she grabbing his ass?

>>42949138
I like to think they all got together to breed. For equality’s sake.

>>42949138
But then how will starlight justify still lusting after that sunbussy?

>>42949216
He obviously means herms.

>>42949138
Does Glimmer really force the fools who follow her cult to "our town" to always 24/7 smile with big open eyes? bruh

>>42957807
dyewts? It's NK with a woman naked and on all fours as the leader. (not as fun as it sounds)

>>42957966
I'd be fine living in north korea if it was ponies instead of bugs.

>>42958475
Have fun starving to death

>>42958475
Why do you hate Changelings?

>>42957807
Yes.

>>42959320
Not ponies.

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>>42959320
I LOVE changelings!!!

>>42961800
Why are you racist?

>>42949138
nothing would change in her cult

>>42949138
What if glimmer slapped me with her huge ballsacks?

>>42953340
a petty trixie/sunfag jealous af at glimmy "stealing" their rightful place in the show. many such cases.

>>42963840
>ballsacks?
How many does she have?

>>42964213
hundreds after stealing balls from other people and adding it to her ballsacks to make the ultimate ballsack

>>42964217
>Some ballsacks are more equal than others.

>>42964217
For what reason

>>42964718
dyewts?
It's Starlight Glimmer. It's what she does.

>>42964737
yeah but starlight glimmer doesnt take the cutie mark of other ponies and adds the cutie mark onto her ass to be super powered in cute marks and whatnot

>>42964743
You don't watch the show.

That's exactly what she was planning to do at the end of the episode.

>>42949138
what if starlight launched a TATICAL NUKE INCOMING

>>42965210
everypony would be dead then.

>>42965602
What if the missile made everypony herm?

>>42966040
Then it'd be a herm world with everyone being the same in many ways than one

>>42966040
We'd be living in a herm society.

>>42966916
doesnt sound bad at all

>>42967322
>100% of the population has horsepussy.
Sounds like heaven.

>>42967329
And also cock (and balls)
absolute perfection

>>42966916
can herms have sex with themselves and get themselves self-pregnante?

>>42967368
Obviously

>>42967368
>can
Yes.
>should
No. That's the ultimate in inbreeding. Your children will have all of your problems, but worse.

>>42953399
Shut up, Marethus.

>>42949138
Our Town is such a lame name, Glimmer should make it more honest like calling it "My Fief-town" or "Herm Town"

>>42968737
its supposed to be a cult so our is the best term to make it culty like

>>42969164
So... Cult Town?

>>42969484
Too revealing.

>>42952593
It found its way in. It can find its way out the same way.

>>42969967
In the mouth? That makes me ill thinking about it.

>>42970198
Exactly!

>>42970225
Sounds like hell to experience.

>>42970377
You know the old saying: Equalism works, until everyone is vomiting out a mix of urine and feces.

>>42970386
couldn't glimmer at least give them the shitting hole back so they don't feel the humiliation of the waste going through their mouths

>>42970590
I don't think you understand the spirit of Equalism. Do you need re-education?

>>42970386
Don't ruin my erotic fantasy with shit please

>>42970601
Don't send me to the our re-education camps!!! Nooooo

>>42970850
Off you go.

>>42971211
grim

>>42949138
What if they stopped smiling, would they die?

>>42971852
It would be very painful.

>>42972059
>>42972059
>>42972059
>>42972059
4 UUUU

>>42968737
It should've been Stalliongrad. That was the best suggestion at the time but of course they ignored it.

>>42972606
>Stalliongrad
Equality is not communism.

>>42972613
but its basically the same thing

>>42972839
Nah, equalism is a strawman version of communism, which is an already shit ideology.

>>42972874
Isn't it based of some cult from a book than communism though?

>>42972613
>>42972874
who cares about the semantics? In the end both ideas end in death and hunger

>>42973429
>end in death and hunger
Same can be said for life in general.

>>42973732
Life survives volcanoes and meteors.
Communism can't survive fizzy sugar-water.

Sure is burger in here.

>>42973967
It's almost as if this is some kind of American website.

>>42973967
You russian?

>>42973429
Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwards, and it helped to stop the Axis. Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.

>>42974100
>Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwards
Russia was world's largest exporter of crops
commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from Canada
>and it helped to stop the Axis
Stalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attack
>Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.
marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their lives
>inb4 banned for off-topic

>>42974107
>Russia was world's largest exporter of crops
Russia had periodic famines, like most of the world before modern agricultural technologies like tractors and ammonia.
>commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from Canada
The CIA once wrote a report showing that the average Soviet citizen ate around the same amount of food as the average American citizen, but with more grain and less meat.
>Stalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attack
Allies don't sign non-agression pacts, retard. Literally all of the Allies were buying time for a war that they knew was coming. 'Mein Kampf' was published in 1925.
>marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their lives
No, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labour. In-universe, cutie marks are basically there for the specialisation of labour.

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>>42974126
>Russia had periodic famines
...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjects
instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to do
>The CIA once wrote a report
that report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold war
real situation was far worse
>Allies don't sign non-agression pacts, retard
my point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasion
you can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were allies
>No, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labour
and logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just"


if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/

>>42949138
Well she didn't so why ask.

>>42974144
>...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjects
No, that's just how the world was before modern agricultural technology.
>instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to do
lol. The Soviets massively mechanised agriculture.
>that report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold war
>real situation was far worse
lol. So why didn't they declassify it until like 2008?
>my point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasion
No they weren't. A non-agression pact means "I am going to kill you as soon as I'm ready.".
>you can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were allies
Again, you're a retard that doesn't understand what a non-aggression pact is.
>and logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just"
You're a retard that has to rely on a strawman when communism is an already shit ideology.
>if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/
Kill yourself. "Our Town" and equalism is obviously about a strawman of communism.

Could you stop talking about boring shit and get back to what it matters?

>>42974217
Yeah, like our town being a shithole comparable to Birmingham?

>>42974593
Even Birmingham isn't as bad as Our Town.

>>42974639
Have you even been to Birmingham? Literal shithole.

>>42974713
still isnt as bad as our town

>>42975092
Anon...

>>42949138
Starlight could do that if she activated a nuclear bomb and killed every single living being on the planet

>>42975897
But nopony would be alive...

>>42975897
What?

>>42976128
>>42976138
I mean that if everything died then it would be equal as there is nothing different if you are not living

>>42976291
0_0

>>42976291
Edgelord.

>>42976291
Dude I just made this thread because I like marecock don't be like this

>>42977001
my bad im sorry

>>42977001
I like marecock too.

>>42949138
Something would happen, I suppose.

>>42977455
well obviously

Would (You) live in Our Town if it was real in our world?

>>42978388
>everypony miserable
>everypony on edge
>shitty food
I'd rather live in Ponyville, at least the monsters are in the forest, instead of running the place.

>>42978388
I dont want to live in our town, it would end out like the waco seige later on

>>42978641
You live in a ZOG shithole. That's about just as bad.

>>42978388
Hella no, no cults for me.

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>>42978388
Do you mean >no hooves?

>>42978687
Yep.

>>42978704
grim

>>42978388
do you think im crazy? no

>>42978650
ZOG shithole > commie shithole

>>42979368
They're the same thing.

>>42949138
If it's called our town then why don't I own the town?

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It's beautiful...

>>42974082
everyone has that

>>42978388
It was real in our world. It was Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge. I couldn't live there, I have glasses.

>>42980867
But would you if you didn't need glasses?

>>42981130
Do you have any idea why someone with glasses would be in trouble under the Khmer Rouge?

>>42981139
Because you would be implied too smart? Doesn't sound like Equality to me like Starlight Glimmer had it.

>>42981424
If you were better at something than everypony else, she literally ripped it out of your soul.

>>42981478
You'd still be alive in comparison of dying to a cambodian.

>>42982534
Just like home, eh?

>>42982840
Fuck you.

>>42983168
;)

>>42980355
I would not live there at all tbf

>>42983686
But what if you did?

>>42984159
I'd kill myself then so I don't see the horrors of post faust equestria

>>42984489
Pussy.

>>42984795
And cock

>>42984881
And balls

>>42949138
What if she didn't?

>>42985597
Would be disappointing for the lack of marecock

>>42985797
Starlight Glimmer is the one who gets the marecock only then

>>42986011
That's not how equality works...

>>42986267
That's just how it is in Our Town.

>>42986267
Some ponies are more equal than others. Didn't you read the side of the barn?

What if Equality was actually equal?

>>42987069
then we'd live in a society

>>42987283
Thanks, Joker.

>>42987069
>implying equality could ever happen

>>42987783
It could and it would make life so much better!

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>>42988017
Yeah okay, faggot. Face the wall.

>>42988260
Unf germancock

>>42988260
aryanne marecock

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>>42988891
>keeps telling how she's the superior race and pure and not a tranie while buttfucks you against a wall

>>42989049
UNFFFF

>>42949138
If our town is so good, why isn't there a our town 2?

>>42990268
No it isn't, commie.

>>42989894
we dont need another our town...

>>42991452
We do! Don't you love the equality cult?

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>>42991586
no

>>42949138
unfff

>>42989049
Hot.

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Who goes
>yes I will live in a cult town in the middle of nowhere with shit food?

>>42992973
My headcanon is that it was a preexisting town, either already there or somewhere nearby, and Starlight infiltrated the leadership and/or led a coup establishing herself as top mare

>>42992973
Only if there's marecock

>>42953296
jej

>>42992976
Didn't they show the houses being built earlier? It isn't really a town, just a hamlet.

>>42992976
How would she even do that and fool the ponies to give their cutie marks away to some dumb shit idea???

>>42949138
>Mares *and* stallions with both sets of equipment
Supremely based

>>42978388
No, simple as.

>>42993367
>season 7
Naturally I would not remember this
>>42993654
The previous leadership group were ideologically opposite. Like they lorded the superiority of their cutie marks over the rest of the ponies. That's what lets Starlight come in and start a rebellion, finding the ponies most sympathetic for the cause of getting rid of cutie marks altogether

>>42992973
Ask the cultists in real life that also did this retarded shit.
Cults and going to unsustainable locations go hand and hand.

>>42994246
I would ask the people at Waco if they weren't dead

>>42992973
i would.

>>42994727
No you wouldn't. Cult places are the worst.

>>42989916
Does Twilight ever listen?

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>>42989916
I've made grok to write a fanfic where the mane six goes to OT but not just erased cutie marks but also made everypony a herm and then Twilight's gang also changed and then she likes having both parts, they make the whole Fluttershy getting free and discovered she has a strap on enhanced with magic to see like the really thing and then that despite recovering their butt tattoos they kept the new anatomy and Twilight used a spell to make their own cum contaminate other ponies and make them herm as well. Then the girls expose her secret, fuck her on the middle of the town making them one of them and she take Glimmer to Ponyville to be her apprentice and help them with her plot to turn all of Equestria into herms.

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>>42995671
You used grok for that?

>>42995692
Yeah because I write clopfic to fap because I have really specific kinks but lack any talent to write shit. I don't share it anywhere because I am against aislop

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>>42995671
...Bro?

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>>42996067
What?

>>42995714
>>42988635

>>42996092
You know bro.

>>42992973
Seems comfy.

>>42996933
Did I just had the most weird and bizarre idea ever that only appears to me and nobody else in the wide world?

>>42998116
It appears so!

How long would the ponies survive in Our Town before they starve to death (or die in other ways) in this cult?

>>42999211
I'd say less, really.

>>42999747
Starlight Glimmer isn't that unlikable, Anon..

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>>43000089
She's extremely likable in fact.

>>43000526
>t. Starlight Glimmer coping with the fact that she's unlikable

>>43000526
You just know they all had sex with her, like any cult leader.

>>43000512
I'm sure they would make a farm to solve that problem, no?

>>43000526
based

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OUR cat.

>>43001810
You're telling my all the fillies in Our Town are required to share their pussy with the whole town? ...maybe it wouldn't be such a bad place to live after all.

>>43001907
Yes. See >>43000927

Glimmer was the town's pimp.

>>43001907
What about dogs?

>>43001206
Farming needs inputs, while these retards are just a few houses in the midfle of nowhere.

>>43002232
No dogs in Our Town. All the stallions have to share their hog tho.

>>43003055
not really, not much use for a slice of a dead cat

>>43000526
proofs?

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based dashie

>>43005801
Good.

>>43007175
Why?

>>43007195
It just sounds interesting to live in, you know?

>>43007570
yeah interesting for you to suffer you dummy

>>42949138
How do to such a thing?

>>43009172
Magic of cocks

>>43009236
How does the magic of cocks give a stallion a pussy?

>>43009514
from the magical school of cocks

>>43010341
Well yeah, didn't you know

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>>42949138
VGH... HOME

>>42949138
what if they werent

>>43011462
your mom is barren

>>43010851
>bottom left
Sweet Celestia, that foal is tiny.

>>43012787
A ant sized foal, cursed.

>>43010851
>niggas will look at this and think yeah this is where I live

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>>43013572
Yes.

>>43014548
Starlight Glimmer?! Is that you?

>>42949138
What if we lived in a society?

>>43015642
we do though

>>43013572
Our Town is better than most places on earth to be fair.

>>43016614
What do you have against slavic people?

>>43017120
dont like 'em

>>43018435
I will HATE our town
and I will go to our town to display how much I HATE our town.

>>43019891
They let black people in Equestria?!

>>42949138
that would be cool I suppose

>>43010851
i'd live in there bc why not.

>>43000526
How likable?

>>43022964
the most likable that you can ever be likable in the history of life

>>43023340
...What?

>>43018435
Where did this "meme" come from?

>>43024111
4chan

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Doesn't seem that bad in comparison to some places

>>43025273
Suddenly I remember that saucy comic with the cringe self insert doing it with Starlight
it was fucking great

>>43025537
Concerned.

its my town now biaaatches

>>43026497
its like a motel room I don't believe anyone except for the homeless would want sometihng like that y'know

>>43027433
Are you in some part of the world that used to have "Soviet" as part of the name?

>>43027466
No? I live in the first world way beyond the berlin wall and those commies.

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>>42951238
Here you go, you lazy faggot.

>>43028201
thanks lad

>>42949138
society would be so much better tbf

>>43029054
No, it'd still be the same aka shitty.

>>43029054
...Anon?

>>43030019
what

>>43001810
NOT THE KITTY NAOOOO

>>43001810
Based

>>43028201
can't believe sex is canon

>>43028201
Sexchads won.

>>43032397
>sex...can(n)on
That's the one Pinkie brings out after the foals go to bed.

>>43032888
Now you got the sex bomb song playing in my mind.

>>43033172
>Pinkie Pie singing Tom Jones' Sexbomb to foals.
Didn't know she molested foals.

>>42949575
Brapfag...

>>43034872
GlimmerGOD is the king of this board, you better believe it!

>>43035712
What were they supposed to do then?!

>>43037126
UNF

>>43037126
sexoooo

>>43038956
Damn, Equality has prostitutes? Making me reconsider everything!

>>43039261
No it doesn't.

>>43037126
me at the bottom

>>43037126
me at the top

>>42949138
Then life would be biologically unlogical to the most logical of bilogics.

>>43042764
>slugs are unnatural monstrosities
That makes sense. Just loom at the things.

>>43042794
Everytime I see a slug I always drop salt on them, such ugly bastards.

>>43043735
Nothing would happen since i'm not a slug.

>>42957546
This
You'd think it'd be obvious, especially if anyone bothered to look at the pic OP cropped

>>43044837
Do you have any idea how much MLP porn there is?

>>43044968
Not enough.

>>43044968
A lot?

>>43044837
nah everyone wants to be ragebaited these days

>>43045867
Only if people didn't reply to ragebait then the board would be better but alas!

>>43046351
But I must reply to the ragebait or I get bored.

>>43044837
The cropped pic could be anything. Given the OP, it would be either herm or featureless.

I can't tel who the artist is, so I wouldn't know who to look for.

>>43047249
its herm I saw the og image

>>43047406
Link?

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>>43047746

>>43048064
Ah, that is link. But I mean the link to the image of said OP image.

>>43048301
https://derpibooru.org/images/827712

>>43049006
Ahh, thanks. Looks funny lol.

>>43049006
unf

>>43050109
It's herm, Anon.

>>42974144
why so mad?

>>42949138
then starlight would be based

>>43048064
Are rupees are even worth anything in Equestria?

>>43037126
Would.

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>>43025537
comic:the newcomer
agreed

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>>43053732
KEK that face

I love our town, comrade.

>>43053732
Nice. thanks for sharing it.

>Starlight Glimmer does something that is stated as categorically impossible in the canon
Mary Sue bullshit.
I'm not saying I wouldn't take advantage of it.
I'm not saying I wouldn't steal the spell and cast it on the whole planet.
Still: Mary Sue bullshit.

>>43054828
Turning a mare into a stallion is stated to be exceedingly difficult in canon, not impossible
What's actually outright stated to be impossible with magic in canon is growing hair for some fucking reason

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>>43048648
I want Starlight to find me fapping to the gayest futa and then she reveling her own cock and balls, and then she teasing me for being emasculate and compare her massive horse genitalia compared to my wimpy human one and slowly turn me into a pony and then I notice in horror how my penis and testicles are getting smaller she tells me how I don't have any right to turn into a stallion and now my true destiny is to satisfy every mare and stallion as a communal bicycle as the only one without a phallus in the whole town.

>>43055060
the literal only thing we hear about sex change magic is that "nopony can do those spells".