As long as there's a chance to impregnate Pinkie Pie, I'm happy.

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>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to Epic badassery
>Open eyes
>See this

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>>42974021
>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to good behavior
>Open eyes
>See this

start drinking teat milk duh

>>42974043
The best outcome

>>42974021
oi oi who's this handsome mare I see

>>42974021
Nothing wrong with hoers.

>>42974043
You got reincarnated as Sweetie Belle? Kinda cool honestly.

>>42974043
>Open eyes to see a cutie mark in the rear
>Not underaged

>>42974419
Please stay away from real children.

>>42974021
Bri'ish horse

>>42974021
Sounds like a win to me.

>>42974435
Sweetie Belle is real??

>>42974599
>Bri'ish
Where did you get that from?

>>42975569
the teeth. but her face is too pretty so most likely continental europe

>>42974021
give her a smooch and then a smooch in the teats for some milk

>>42975891
Unf.

>>42974021
what are you looking at, horse?

>>42976662
at (You)

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I love silly horse faces

>>42977157
I'm so hungry

>>42974021
I give my new horsemom a big hug

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>>42974021
>one chance at life in equestria before reincarnating as a bacterium in my next life on earth for raping everypony
>i'm an e*rth pony

>>42978270
>raping everypony
See, that's what you're doing wrong.

>>42978270
>raping everypony
See, that's what you're doing right.

>>42978270
That's cropped, isn't it?

>>42978270
>raping everypony
Good luck doing that as a mud horse

>>42978886
Eeyup.

>>42979372
Source?

>>42974021
Jackpot.

>>42976976
goofy horse :)

>>42979066
Yeah, ponies with wings will be a problem. Ponies with horns partially too.

>>42979066
Good thing mud ponies are physically stronger. Once you have your hand in either a pegasus or a unicorn, they'll have a problem escaping.

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>>42974021
I love that angle
>what are YOU doing here?!

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>>42980706

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>>42980753

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>>42979747
It's Journalism.

>>42980805
NTA but I thought the image had a cropped cock

>>42980813
Same. But thanks.

>>42980762
snoot boop!

>open eyes
>see ptfg outside of ptfg
>close thread

>>42981174
>close eyes
>don't see anything because eyes are shut
>open thread

I luv horses

>>42980762
Blue board!

>>42980762
Horse board!

>>42982188
HORSE PUSSY

>>42980706
That's a big snoot.

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>>42982871

>>42980805
>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>>42981991
>>42982168
Blue horse board!

>>42974021
aww she's smiling :)

>>42984610
Red horse?

>>42977157
Here they come!

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>>42985219
Eeyup.

>>42985786
Is reincarnation TF?

>>42985786
>projection

Neigh!

guess im british now innit

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>>42986379
Aye guvnah

>>42986384
God bless the person who started this horse angle trend.

>>42986574
It certainly has its moments.

>>42974021
Real horses are disgusting

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my, what big eyes you have

>>42986814
beeg

>>42986814
That's a big snout.

>>42987212
Exactly as it should be.

>>42985786
They're loud and proud, just like the faggots they are.

>>42987532
>replying to yourself
Keep projecting, faggot.

>>42987553
Just change into a magic pony and cast a no hurt fee fee's spell, bright eyes

>>42980753
boop dat snoot!

>>42988198
Yes, that is infact a description of a horse.

>>42988198
pony.

>>42988198
Very informing. Thank you very much.

>>42974021
No horsemom, I am not a grass

>>42974021
Fluttershy....my queen....

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>>42989935
You can touch, but no look

>>42990391
Kissing without looking?
Okay.

>>42990391
aww :(

>>42990391
Is that tears on the mare?

>>42991450
...no

>>42991593
What is it then?

>>42991944
orange

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>>42992129

>>42992383
frosty snoot!

>>42992436
Cool to the touch.

>>42992383
>>42992436
>>42992661
Imagine sharing breath with your mare while she has a frosty snoot, and the warmth of your shared breath melts the icicles...

>>42980706
That pic gives me Frutiger Aero vibes and I like it.

>>42992781
Not if they're yellow like that

>>42992383
Boop!

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smile :D

>>42993375
Brush your teeth, young horse!

>>42993706
dont be rude he has good teeth

>>42993977
>he
How can you tell? I don't spot a sheath.

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>>42994348
I dont see any canines, so maybe a mare? I'm not sure if the canines would be visible from this angle though

>>42994375
Huh, I didn't know that. That's cool.

>>42994375
Seems like the gums are hiding said teeth so its a bit hard to kno

>>42985781
What a handsome lad.

>>42994375
Oh no, they are evolving into meat-hungry predators..

>>42995106
>Pred-play with horses
Unf.

>>42994971
Usually that's not necessary to do. A horse's sex is normally pretty easy to identify.

>>42995643
Speaking from experience?

>>42995778
Anon, you don't need to be an expert to spot a sheath or lack thereof on a horse.

>>42995806
I'd like to be an expert though...

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>>42994375
>the maretooth was real all along but only for stallions

>>42974021
Let me introduce you to Horse third eye
https://youtube.com/shorts/fzNF2O4KE5M?si=oT5oQrM1SJkryySU

As the brain dies, time perception becomes infinitesimally small. In that moment, whatever you truly believe in shall be perceived for eternity.

or something

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>>42996009

>>42995940
So it's stalliontooth irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xZOdgeoxAU

>>42997188
??? what

>>42993375
Beautiful.

>>42994375
It's always interesting to see how few teeth horses actually have.

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>>42998090
They have plenty!

>>42998111
>wolf tooth
sir this is a horse

>>42998111
Okay, fair. But that's a pretty big gap.

>>42997188
I don't get it.

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white horse

Stop horsing around!

>>42999233
>Aryanne
>Has a sheath
Anon, I...

Up.

>>42999296
its her brother adolf horsler

>>42999612
Ah, carry on then.

>>42999233
I wish horses were real...

>>42999612
He's handsome.

>>43000102
I have good news

>>43000865
there's a HORSE BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW LOOK OUT

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>>43000923

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>>42974021
oi oi

>>43000937
What the- oh never mind it's just no horse here. Just a normal person, alrigh-

>>43000990
>Boop

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>>43001282
*sounds of horror*

>>43001617
Why is the rim of the mouth yellow?

>>43001617
He ate the contents of the rainbow dash jar

>>43002075
Because he put mustard on his hay. Incidentally, that's why he's screaming: It was too spicy for him.

>>43002075
he didn't brush his teeth

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Here's your pony, bro.

>>43002125
grim

>>43002588
beautiful pony

>>43002588
Very cute despite the unflattering angle
Almost like ponies are cute or something

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>>43002588

>>42974043
So wait, what happened to the real Sweetie?
And how bad is it that nobody would notice her soul's been replaced?

>>43003287
cute little horsey twi

>>43003310
Damn, the snoot is going all out.

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>>43003310
reported for nonconsensual snoofing!

>>43004285
Just boop the horn as a response.

>>43004285
lyra if she real...

>>43005120
You don't even recognize your waifu? how dreadful

Hoers.

>>43002588
Cute pone.

>>43003287
She looks unimpressed.

>>43007299
Do you really think any of us would ever impress her, though?

>>43006596
It's real! If you go outside naked and shout out "LYRA I GOT SUM OATS 4 U" 37 times, and at least 100 people hear it, she is made manifest for a single snoof!

>>43008600
cute horsey

>>43008389
Probably. The horse fell on a soft surface.

>>43009414
Phew, glad to hear that!

>>43009527
Not orange enough.

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>>42992383
Horses have whiskers, huuu

>>43009527
beautiful mane

>>42992383
nice horse

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Horse is sad, what do you do?

>>43010842
Give horse a hug. But only with one arm because using two could spook the horse.

>>42996009
I could almost live with that. You know, if it wouldn't involve dying in the first place.

>>43010842
give her a kiss

>>43010850
What about a third? would the horse kill you?

>>43011108
Probably. The horse would think you're a mutant. And that would be right.

>>43011362
But im not a mutant... :(

>>43011660
And how did you get a third arm?

>>43011688
I took someone elses

>>43010842
Call the horse a bitch for crying.

>>43010842
Stop crying, Horse.

>>43012005
That isn't really much better.

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The horse is scared.

>>43013325
skill issue

>>43013325
Time for a kiss on the snoot.

>>43013659
Watch out, the horse bites!

>>43000102
I have bad news

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>>43001617
>posting AI slop
>anons falling for it
ngmi, those shadows look fucked

>>43014384
that's one happy ass mare!

>>43014384
how inviting

>>43014384
>happymare
Where are the teats?

>>43015260
Hidden behind the tail where you're sucking em for teat milk

>>43007679
Ouch.

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What are your thoughts on Horses?

>>43015879
They're pretty. But woefully out of reach.

>>43015879
that's a cute horse

>>43015879
I hate them. they made it look easy but now my back and legs are constantly sore

>>43016117
D-did someone sit on you as you rode?

>>43015879
overrated

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>>43016344
Yeah, me.

>>43016748
how does one peacefully fart

>>43017083
You just do.

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>>43015879
I try not to think about what I'm doing, because if I did then I might hesitate

>>43015879
Would.

>>43017083
Very carefully.

>>43017416
>out of service
Wut teh fuks 0_0

>>43016748
sleep well horsey

>>43017416
Sussy image

>>43019892
How so?

>>43020446
It's at the horse's butt.

>>43020452
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>43015879
I like 'em.

>>43017416
When an Anon went too far.

>>43021011
Too too far indeed

>>43016748
Boop.

>>43021530
What was his problem?

>>43021550
Bitch wasn't feeding him fast enough. Did you see how slow she was moving? He had to keep the help in line by showing her who's boss.

>>43021530
Is she okay?

>>43021550
he smelt a future 3DPD

>>43021550
The horse hates women.

>>43021944
Looks like it. The hooves weren't damaged as far as I could see.

>>43003310
I like these snoots

>>43022951
It's a snootiful moment.

>>43021530
Coming too close to the foal?

>>43023628
yeah, horses get more aggressive if you approach while they're eating

dude I wish horses were real like that would be so cool bros

>>43024052
They are, though?

>>43024306
nope I dont see any horses

>>43023631
I guess they could think you might want to have some of theirs or something.

>>43024904
Seems like it

>>43024693
What if they're invisible?

>>42986384
Hehe, why the long face?

>>43025315
then it would be find to really hard to find the horses

>>43025315
That's hard to foresee.

if horses were real what would u do

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>>43017083
>how does one peacefully fart
I don't know but here, have a war fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

>>43026308
>fart that generated tens of thousands in ad revenue
what a world

>>43026308
quite the horse

>>43026693
It's probably the most horse thing a horse can do

>>43026133
Horse around.

>>43026308
chad horse

>>42980753
nice snoot, horsie!

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IS THIS REAL?!

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>>43026133

>>43029564
I thought that was a microphone from the thumbnail lol

>>43029211
yes

>>43029564
Scratchies for the horsies!

>>43029211
The horse equivalent of a short bus.

>>43030732
A good horse gets a good scratch.

>>42998111
What happens in the Interdental Space?

>>43031500
what happens in the Interdental Space stays in the Interdental Space

>>43031772
but we all want to know

>>43031500
Food goes inside.

>>43032413
Really?

>>43032765
And it stays there. Horses don't gag.

>>43033142
So they can choke to death? grim.

>>43033595
No, so they can deep throat horsecocks more easily. This is one of the many reasons why they're a better species.

>>43034122
Can't argue against that.

>>43032413
you don't want food in your interdental space. what do you think teeth are there for?

>>43034122
I dunno, I don't have an interdental space and I think I'd still be pretty good at deepthroating horsecock...

>>43035015
Smiles.

>>43035015
For being so shiny that you can blind predators by smiling at them.

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>>43037415
Long lost twin brother?

>>43037415
is the horsey okay?

>>43037415
Would hug.

>>43037644
kek could be

>>43029564
scritch scratch

>>43037415
He's staring into my soul.

>>43040560
You sure that's a he?

>>43041056
I'm not a expert sadly, Can't see a sheath or teats.

>>43041064
Neither can we see the teeth.

>>43041111
what CAN we even see?

>>43029211
They have quarter horses. I don't see why they wouldn't have half-horses. Yeah, I'd say it's real.

>>43041185
what would solo horse be

>>43041711
A han solo horse?

>>43041711
Very fragile.

>>43042872
More fragile than a fragile glass package?

>>43043180
eeyup

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>>43041711
>enter

>>43043960
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM!

>>43043960
Holy shit, a walking horse!

>>43043960
Its THE horse.

>>43044883
i cant believe it! it's real.

>>43045859
looks shooped to me, I can tell by the pixels

>>43046043
It's true. No one would let their telescope get that dusty.

>>43046091
Even a hobo or a neet?

>>43043960
Let that horse in.

>>42974021
how do horses brush their teeth

>>43047395
Very carefully.

>>43047858
but they dont have toothbrushes

>>42980706
sniffing snoot

>>43037415
Would.

horse

>>43047395
With magic, duhh!

>>43049184
They don't have unicorn horns...

>>43049524
Wow! Mare!

>>43049524
A star mare, waiting in the sky...

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>>43049524
I prefer the mares on the moon

>>43050558
That's a lot of mares on the mooon!

>>43050558
>Mare Humorum
The funniest mare on the whole trabant!

>>43048895
Profound.

>>43051127
pony

*neighs*

>>43051909
Holy shit its a horse!

>>43052371
Yeah, that horse neighs.

>>43050558
Mare on the moon!

>>42974021
I don't mind...

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>>42974021

>>43053941
snoofa

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>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to good behavior
>Open eyes
>See this

>>43054321
vgh... my father... now I learned where I got this >rape ability from

>>43054321
Urge to boop intensifies.

>>43054321
Why did he have to murder his son like that?

>>43056048
What?

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>>42974021

I luv horses.

>>43005480
dashie snoota

>>43056680
What's with the sideways tilt? Does that have a reason, or is the horse just silly?

>>43057526
the horse thinks that the person recording has a treat for them

>>43057526
He thinks you're pretty sussy amogus

>>43057526
the horse is black, they think it's cooler that way