>>42985660
Changeling blood?!

>>42985660
The fabled changeling blood!!!

can I drink the changeling blood im like vampire bro...

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>When the changeling blood hits

>>42985755
>Changeling blood is blueberry
Deep.

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Do not drink the Changeling blood.

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>>42986092
This. You drink their juices/cum instead

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>>42986313
u-unf

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>>42986313
What kind of juices do changelings produce?

>>42986313
>>42986436
An intoxicating cocoon pruno. The changelings kidnap ponies instead of just reaping emotions because they're all juice heads. Canterlot has an excess of the same petty, power hungry, greedy love that the changelings are so stricken with. Ferment that in a cocoon and you can get high instead of building a civilization, or something.

>>42985660
Sweet changeling blood.

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do not hurt the changelings!!!

>>42985660
Nah, it's just the Corvid-XIX vax messing with everyone's stem cells.

>>42985660
There's like 30 different blood group types depending on some obscure largely irrelevant antibody/protein expression. This is nothing new. The only two blood groups that are relevant are Rh and ABO, the rest are just technicalities.

>>42987448
Okay but is one of them changeling blood?

>>42986842
But I am thirsty for i require the blood of changelings

>>42987448
Unless /ptfg/ had some sleeper agents in the pharmaceutical industry, and put something in the vax to turn us all into horses. If so, like, 200 blood types will show up.

Ever read up on horse blood types? It's crazy. Blood banks would be next to impossible. You'd basically have to stockpile your own blood if you wanted some to spare.

>>42987830
Wonder if unicorns have the same blood types as pegasi

>>42985660
It's ichor, not blood.

>>42988289
Hemolymph.

>>42988289
My doctor says something different.

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Is changeling blood like monster blood?

>>42988380
Changeling hooves typed this reply.

>>42986313
We call it goonsauce in this house, boy

>>42986436
Hot

>>42986436
me on the bottom

>>42985660
*sip*
Mmm... blood.

>>42986436
unf

>>42985660
If I drink the Changeling blood, Will I die?

>>42990937
you'll get AIDS and then fall into a pool of AIDS and stringrays (with AIDS)

>>42991622
StingrAIDS?

>>42992075
Eeyup, in a pool that's closed.

>>42990937
It would be very painful.

>>42992425
for (You)

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dead changelings

>>42993064
DO NOT KILL CHANGELINGS YOU BASTARD!

>>42989368
I've had it with you and your weak kind. Not everyone is so pathetic to need 100% oxygen saturation of their blood! I bet you breathe with your mouth you faggot!

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>>42993544
Yes, and?

What if changelings drank my blood? haha?

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>>42993896
Anon...

>>42994076
What? Haha?

>>42988599
What is monster blood?

I want to drink queen chrysalis blood and have sex with her and there's no changing my mind

>>42994772
but what if she bites you and drinks your blood (or ichor)?

>>42994772
>contracts bug AIDS

>>42995175
Worth it.

>>42995500
Anon...

>>42985660
I hate changelings.

>>42996780
yeah cause ur a fag cause of dat

>>42996780
yeah cause you're based and straight.

all changers must be purged.

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>>42996780
>>42997328
HISS!

>>42986842
Why not?
And what if they like it?

>>42997678
W-why would they?

>>42997654
Bad changeling, stay down!!!

>>42999052
cuties

>>42999782
why is he eating a heart? that used to be somepony's

>>43000535
awesome changeling dance

>>43000134
Yeah, it was mine and now I'm dead. Damn you all changelings to Tatarus!

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>>43001244
i will have your liver as well and eat it

>>43001607
Geez, Cannibal Lector.

>>43002421
Why are you gay? Straight chads love changelings.

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>>42985660
Don't mind me, just becoming a Human-Changeling hybrid.

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You vill love ze changeling and you vill be happy.

>>43002926
i will resist ze bugs and I will ze very happy

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>>43003070
YOU VILL LOVE ZEM!

>>43003526
No way, bugger.

>>43002926
i hate all changelings

>>43004359
You're repeating yourself.

>>43001607
What is this? A bug for bugs?

>>43004497
Bugception, a bug for a bug.

>>43005106
>t. Love thirsty Changeling

>>43005610
>literal pest
No way, fag.

If a changeling were to drain Trixie nothing would change in her since she lacks any real emotion.

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>>43007341
R-rude! The great and powerful Trixie has emotions!!!

>>43007263
Yeah I do your english teeth showering.

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>>42990937
You'll become a buggo

>>43009511
The word for a group/pack/strike team of bugs is "a choir". A choir of changelings.

>>43007341
Same can be said for (You)

>>42985660
i'd drink that

Seems like sliderfag got ip wiped again.

>>43007341
If you hate trixie then you are not a real pony fan.

>>42985660
>Anon drinks blood pouch, mistaking it for red wine
>reddest wine you'll ever have
>"I am a changed man!"

>>43011214
Are you saying half of the fandom aren't real pony fans just because they don't like the character that was created to be hated?

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>>43011780
Yes.

>>42985750
too strong 4 joblestia

>>42985660
would changeling blood be poisonous

>>43013561
100%. You could just as well try to inject insect blood into your system. Also, bugs are icky. Why would you want to have their blood within you?

>>43013580
it could be tasty like blackcurrent juice, you never know!

>>43013583
Not worth to die for, really.

>>43013585
How would you know? The risks are minimal.

>>43014078
>DUDE JUST EAT THE POISON MUSHROOM BRO LIKE IT WILL BE LIKE WORTH IT PROBABLY

>>43014519
Well, yes?

>>42985660
I'm thirsty I could go for some of that right now.

>>43015641
Go drink up a local bug then

>>43015996
That's gay as hell.

>>43016296
straight*
fixed

>>43002926
I love ze changelings and I am ze happy!!!

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>>42985660
Changeling does not want you to drink his blood, only give hugs. yes?

>>43018813
god I wish changelings were real...

>>43019896
They are :)

>>43020859
he is bug

>>42985660
It's fake blood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoSQpsNg3E

>>43022582
seems pretty real to me, boss

>>43018813
I want to hug this Changeling.

>>43023341
who doesn't?

>>43018813
*hugs changeling* :D

>>43023704
me

If changelings were real, would you let them?

>>43024876
Let them do what?

>>43024876
Wouldn't stop holding one.

>>43024884
You know... Do it?

>>43025274
Fine, they can borrow my laptop.

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>>43025661
Thanks for the laptop!

Changelings? Not in this economy.

>>43002926
Of course madam! I love all changelings now.

>>43024884
Sexo.

>>43027430
Please don't fuck my laptop.

>>43027457
you cannot stop the changeling. it will do the sin.

>>43027430
Hell no!

>>43029048
hell yes*
fixed ur comment

do niggas be like oh yes suck that changeling juice

>>42985660
Scientists discovers too many shit yet nothing changes

>>43029976
Yes.

>>43029976
That sounds really gay.

>>43031208
you are gay faggot

>>43030426
What would you want to change?
Hard mode: how would you limit the inevitable abuse of this technology?

>>43031583
Well truly I don't want much to change if it all... Maybe on the more extreme side make ponies (as in MLP) real but that would be lacking in morals and be impossible.

>>43031583
I want EVERYTHING changed for the good!

>>42995175
>bugfags are bugcatchers
as expected

>>43031951
what did you expect?

>>42995175
worth it

>>43032776
Anon...

>>42985660
I don't understand people who like changelings, they seem just so sterile compared to the unique ponies.

>>43031583
I want my life expectancy to be extended by 30-50 years, and in that time, I want my consciousness uploaded to some dormant drive until technology has progressed to the point where I can be fully conscious in some form. I don't care if it's physical or digital. In lieu of this technology, I'm fine having my life extended until such technology exists. The only thing that matters is my consciousness not dying.

>>43033622
What makes you so special to receive this treatment out of more valuable people?

>>43031583
I would change that you can make your blood stronger to resist any sort of virus and repair broken bones and regenerate limbs.

>>43034877
My willingness to sign the paperwork immediately with no lawyer present as a test subject.

>>43031583
I'd change that anyone who says any nu-internet slang dies instantly.

>>43037455
based

>>43039801
Then I'm back where I would have been had I done nothing.

>>42985660
i'd drink if im drunk

>>42985660
I'd drink if I'm sober.

>>42985660
I'd FUCKING DRINK IT ALL UNTIL ITS FUCKING EMPTY

>>42985660
>it's not bright glowstick green
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43043121
its real brah totes trust me

>>42985660
ok but why

>>43045185
I'm lookin' but I ain't see anything changeing.

>>43045860
LOOK CLOSER!

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Ordering Changeling Blood From the Dark Web at 3AM (GONE WRONG)

>>43046384
Queen Chrysalis is not looking so good lol

>>43046384
kek

>>43046384
What is that supposed to be?

>>43047741
She doesn't look like that.

>>43047781
She does.

>>42985755
*slurp*

>>42985750
Joblestia jobs to anything, so even if a tiny drop touches her hooves she dies.

>>42985660
Yes, that is in fact Changeling blood. Congrats, Mr. Obvious.

>>43049304
thank u :D

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>>43050104
Celestia deserves what SHE GETS!

Dude changeling blood is so good btw im not a vampire

If you like changelings then you have AIDS

>>43052394
are based*
fixed

>>43052523
>If you are based then you have AIDS
Harsh, but fair.

>>43052394
No I don't.

>>43053173
you do aids boy

>>43052571
no you are not based but still have aids

>>42985660
Is Changeling Blood good for you?

>>43054622
If it was good enough for the changeling who made it, I don't see why it shouldn't be good for me.

>>43054836
i mean if its out of his body then something gotta be wrong with it?

>>43055797
Could be a blood donor, you know.

>>42985660
If I drink it, will I die?

>>42985660
I'd buy that for a a dollar!

do changelings have hospitals in their hives

>>43002926
I dont wanna!

>>43057644
Well yeah ofc.

I seriously hope you guys dont unironically like Changelings. There is nothing redeemable about those evil black bugs.

>>43047398
Kids these days. That's a salt vampire.

>>43059007
A vampire that sucks salt? Sounds lame.

>>43058990
1. They are pretty. I like how their shiny carapaces reflect light, I like their fangs and their adorable hissing.
2. Love is tangible, concrete and vital in their culture. A relieving contrast with cultures that praise love only to dismiss it as a delusion the moment it becomes inconvenient.
3. They keep ponies in bags to play with them later. It's relatable. I keep terabytes of unsorted ponies on external hard drives, too.
4. I'm not sure what exactly is the deal with their holes, but I just know tons of metaphysical significance and brain-melting hermetic wisdom lie that way.
5. That moment when a changeling rolls his eyes at Pinkie Pie.

>>43059436
>t. Changeling

>>43058990
I think they're just neat.

>>42985755
Does this taste good? Never tried it out before.

>>43060412
yes

>>42985660
Would drink it all down in one glub glub glub.

>>43060412
No.

>>42986313
Hot.

>>43058990
What makes you think that?

>>43062858
>shapeshifting so they can steal your life force aka love
>bugs and not fleshy beings
And more, you literally have to be a stupid fucker with Stockholm syndrome to like 'em.

>>43063221
What's your problem?

If you like changelings
>shape shifting succubi out to drain vitality/wealth/resources
You might as well just get a real gf
HEYO!

>>43063623
u okay?

>>43063623
>real gf doesn't actually transform
>doesn't have winker
>can't have mare AND stallion bits all at the same time
>doesn't even try to at least fake love, or does it as little as possible until they are """bored"""
pass.

>>43063623
Meds NOW.

>>43063623
real gfs dont shapeshift retard

>>43064661
>he doesn't know

>>43064661
This.
>>43063623
How would I rob banks with a "real gf"? Changelings are so much more versatile and resourceful as associates, accomplices and henchmen.

>>43063221
So? Nothing bad about 'em.

>>43065410
>How would I rob banks with a "real gf"?
Like how Bonnie and Clyde did it.

>>43065926
that was in the past with no cameras though

>>43065926
And die like these stupid fuckers? Hard pass.
>>43066258
Cameras don't matter, supernatural abilities do.

>>43066491
>And die like these stupid fuckers? Hard pass.
Heisting has it's risks, you know?

>>43064001
>Spoiler
...haha?

>>43066834
It's a risk worth taking.

>>42994772
this

>>42985660
I would transfer all my blood and exchange it wwith changeling blood if it means it gives me cool super powers in real life

>>43068328
Its just gona kill you.

>>43068886
How would you know

>>43069271
Changeling blood will not adapt to your blood.

>>43069663
its worth a try

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>>42986092
why not

>>43069990
It could be dangerous for you!

>>43070405
what if it wasnt

>>43070849
You don't just get magic powers out of nowhere dumbass

>>43071246
Umm yes you can?

>>43071587
you're no superhero faggit

>>43063623
No thanks, bro.

>>43027457
Can i fuck your laptop please? For a laugh haha?

>>43072876
wtf

>>43073241
Well? Haha?

>>42985660
>Drink the blood
>Start turning into a changeling a la District 9

>>43073691
In District 9 it was some kind of alien hyperjizz. Their blood wasn't enough.

>>43073691
Is District 9 good movie? Might watch it.

>>43074549
NTA but I think it's worth a watch. And definitely District 13. French Jet Li and French Vin Diesel go hard.

>>43074582
Ahh sounds interesting makes me wanna watch soon, thank you anon!

>>43074738
No problem anon, but I should note that those are two very different movies if you didn't look up the synopsis. Going off of memory, District 9's an alien movie with "documentary" POVs in it. Think on-the-street informal interviews and eventually breaks away from that. Other anon mentions one thing that happens. Won't spoil the rest.
District 13 is an action movie that takes place in the slums. Had to look up the plot because I forgot, but it's a typical action movie deal with full raw parkour. No CGI or strings (wikipedia mention).

>>42985660
What next, Scientists have discovered a portal to Equestria?

>>43050988
Don't hurt Celestia!

>>43075181
id be happy if they did

>>43075181
Why would they do something positive? It'll be like they found a new type of beetle or some shit like that.

>>43076592
>they found a new type of beetle
Isn't there like a shit ton of beetle types? Most likely.

>>43076979
how about a new type of changeling how would you think about that

>>43077464
What sort of changeling? Faggot Changeling? Desert Changeling? Jewish Changeling?