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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
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Anonfilly would go on to be the best lawyer in Kinderquestria's history
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>>42986509
based maud
>>42986510
cunty lime being a cunty lime
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>>42986695
>Cunty Lime and Associates law firm
>Cunty Lime makes sure YOU don't do county time!
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Rapture! A new thread has arrived! With her box of juiced apples, Luna shall sit back and monitor in great anticipation!
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board sliding again
stay safe
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>>42987145
hussah
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>>42987898
Happone
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Has anyone written any good Anon in pony prison stories recently? These are the only ones I've read.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/360488/belly-rubs-in-pony-prison
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485993/hugs-and-ear-scratches-in-pony-prison
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>>42988970
most recent green written here and archived was written 7/9/25 https://ponepaste.org/11193 I do say though that you should pop into the archive linked in the op. its a list of all the greens for the thread and all of them are linked to their respective greens and have dates written and word counts in a column along with synopsis's.
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pre bed boop
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>>42989603
It's dangerous for a mare to leave her mouth hanging open like that. She might wake up with peanut butter MnMs in her cheeks.
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3am Midnight Boopsnax
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>>42989128
Ok reading shortly
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>>42990946
Angel bunny if he lived up to his namesake
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>>42991841
Pre bed hug
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>>42986276
Yes I would love to.
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>>42992646
So fucking real
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>>42993079
Upside-dowsh
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>>42993839
GIWTWM
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>>42993839
Spikes finger blasting AJ into bliss
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>>42993839
Hoof-havers BTFO'd
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>>42993991
The proper place for a non-hoof-haver is to serve the hoof-havers, anon. Spike knows his place, why don't you?
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>>42994374
Lewdna, Princess of the Boop
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>>42995174
But can she hit the griddy?
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Stuck
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>>42995578
oh no, there's no way we can open that box without lightly scratching her face
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>>42995960
This is always a nice comic to see
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>>42996983
oh good, I have a massive batch of hot fresh muffins that need inspecting
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>>42996983
the best muffin inspector
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>>42997823
GRILLED CHEESE!
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Pre bed dorp
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>>43000943
lewd
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>>43001358
what causes her to yell at bread?
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>>43001734
She already yells at peanut butter so maybe the bread has that on it
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>>43002478
nom ponk
>>43002733
an appropriate reaction
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>>43002733
Purple singularity
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mibble
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>>43003349
I can hear the Yoshi sounds
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>>43003497
Give her a nibble of what you got
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>>43004825
Ote Theef
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>>43004825
little shid
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>>43005426
Poor Lemonhearts can't kiss anypony, for she has the Citrus Touch
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>>43005616
An experiment was conducted
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>>43005764
Unspeakable power
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t-thanks derpy
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>>43006750
would pet this rare
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what are some viable ways to keep a kinderpone out of trouble?
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>>43007274
Look them in the eye and ask them "what would Jesus do?"
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>the slider is back
Stay safe kinder
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>>43007274
smooch them
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>>43009033
Munch munch munch
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>>43009535
she's definitely going native
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>>43009851
The anonfillers will be petted until the stain on their souls is removed
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>>43009894
petting shall continue until moral improves
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>>43004825
qt
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>>43010492
sleepy pone
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>>43011581
Narrator: "The value of the bread shot up tenfold upon her licking it"
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>>43013096
right on the fridge, thank you roseluck
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>>43013096
smoochable behavior
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>>43014118
Is that a mug of mashed potato?
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>>43014215
idk actually
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>>43014634
>cola is no ass flavored
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>>43015188
>Give Twilight some nerds
>Dash gets skittles
>Pinkie Pie gets thrown into a candy store so we can film the result
>Rarity gets a single macadamia nut and an orange slice but we tell her it's haute cuisine so she'll love it
>Applejack gets apple jacks cereal
>Fluttershy gets.... I dunno, Scooby Snax?
>Lyra gets mints I guess? I can't think of anything that fits her colors or theme or name.
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>>43015401
>Applejack gets apple jacks cereal
She'd be offended that they don't have apples in them
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>>43015762
twiggy piggy
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Dash would prefer apple cider to sweets, really; let's not forget he doesn't like lemon pie either ^^
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>>43015762
Mmmmm, fried pie
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>>43016409
would save her
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>>43016249
Um, ehe, bleh!
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>>43016741
Comfy
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pre bed boop
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>>43017537
1am Taco Bell is the night water of fast food
>>43017767
Hat Frisbee!
>>43018098
WOONA :D
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>>43017354
cat hoers
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>>43019125
this pic is so goat
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>>43019336
That's a pony, not a goat
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>>43019813
Very vulnerable to surprise pets
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>>43020481
Yes ma'am right away ma'am
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Touch, if you dare
This high angle mare
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>>43020848
would
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>>43021722
rip trixie she never scored
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>>43022150
Max stealth
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>>43022684
it would be pretty stressful to be twilight
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>>43022684
She's a cutie
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>>43022939
Cutie patootie with a cute patoot
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Twilight wants whatever it is you're hiding in your hand.
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>>43023890
biblically accurate honse
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>>43023890
Be not afraid... of giving her that sugar cube
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>>43024172
she might have tickley whiskers tho
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>>43024660
Such a cute twiggles
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>>43025110
I can't tell what she even did
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>>43025114
f
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>>43025114
She flew around really fast
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>>43025334
oh I thought it was like... she backed it up at us
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>>43026165
It's not fun to go alone!
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>>43027852
she's looking like a snuggly snack
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>>43029464
Did he drop her?
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>>43029748
She went back to work, but she left behind enough ponefuzz to make an entire second Lime.
Shedding season is rough.
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>>43029851
This is how ponies reproduce. After enough uppies, his jacket will become their foal.
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>>43030321
Yes pls
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>>43030964
she's so happy
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>>43031081
Oh wow, she's getting up EARLY tomorrow
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>>43032028
keed weezord
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>>43032464
qts
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>>43032674
FREE MUFFIN?
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Kinderponies are far more conniving and cunning than may appear
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>>43033572
I wish I was half as cozy as that mare :c
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>>43031747
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What did (you) do?
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>>43034493
showed 'em my worm
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>>43034495
EEEEEK
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>>43035051
I'll buy her entire stonk
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>>43035466
This will be financially ruinous
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>>43035696
worth it though
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>>43034183
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>Welcome to PonyvilleFM
>*car crash*
>*airhorn*
>*flutteryay.wav*
>Your #1 source for hardcore rock and metal
>*bouncingbabybunnies.mp3*
>*partywhistle*
>*buysomeapples*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR PARENTS' RADIO STATION
>"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round-"
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>>43038422
an astute observation
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>>43039308
she's gonna rip through spacetime
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what makes the kinder filly awoo?
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>>43039642
its tradition to howl with the timberwolves, to spook them away from pony farmlands.
in reality, they just waltz on over, looking for tummy rubs, and the ponies oblige
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>>43037874
10/10 would tune in for
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>>43039642
I told her she's half wolf (she asked about her parents and I panicked and told her they had to go do wolf stuff because her dad's a wolf and that's why he's not around ha ha ha ha ha)
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>>42986276
I would love to be your valentine twilight
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>>43039831
evil, you're going straight to hell.
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>>43040486
i'msorryipanicked
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>Ranchanon comes to town
>Suddenly everypony is wearing western outfits
>Applejack muttering something about stolen valor
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>>43041220
kek would be funny to applejack rant about stolen valor
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>>43041676
>I'm tired
Then sleep lol
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>>43042360
is that the bag she hides her shots in?
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otes
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>>43043961
I wouldn't put it past kinderponies to be able to reproduce from stealing food
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anon filly boop
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I love you Tia
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>>43043207
Shots? Like, shots shots?
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>>43046049
the ones you drink
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>>43046049
Must be whiskey shots. No teacher would carry something as heinous as needles.
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>>43046236
Why would the cute bubblegum teacher need to keep shots (the kind that you drink) in her brown-paper bag?
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>>43046262
To carry them easier, duh
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>>43046517
But why would she need them?
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>>43046521
You'd probably drink too after spending all day with kinder foals because they are like kinder squared
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>>43046521
To drink them
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>>43048452
An aggressive boop assault
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>>43048903
Want
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>>43049962
Look at her go! A little question has anyone else been having troubles getting a captcha on desktop? Like I click the button then nothing happens at all, a similar thing happens when verification isn't required on desktop too it'll tell me I have no valid captcha?
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>>43050198
That hasn't happened to me, the worst I've gotten is randomly being told the captcha timed out when I just now hit the button to request
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>>43050206
huh very odd, just switched my browser and now im not having any issues
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>>43050198
>verification isn't required on desktop too it'll tell me I have no valid captcha?
I got that constantly for a while early on, then it went away. It still comes back once in a blue moon, kind of annoying
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>>43050285
what browser do you use out of curiosity? I use chromium usually not to be confused with google chrome. posting from firefox rn with no issues what so ever.
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>>43050303
I'm on Brave
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>>43050353
based
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>>43050303
Pale Moon and Brave sometimes. It doesn't happen often anymore, but it's annoying when it does
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She's ready to sleep in your yard
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>>43001185
>Anon is the easiest creature to test new drones with.
>As long as the operative remains nonhostile and "Not COMPLETELY [REDACTED] annoying", he will allow for a surprising amount of interactions even WITH mistakes.
>He will even conveniently point out flaws!
>...there's a theory that he can just tell who's a changeling at a glance but until the day comes that he admits to it and/or does something with that information, there's a whole hive of folks willing to keep Anon sociable.
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>>43050584
>Ponies have four legs not six
Impressive mistake considering changelings naturally have 4 legs
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>>43050632
Kinder-changelings are a special breed
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>>43050686
Somehow misread that as special bread
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would you sleep over at a kinderponies house if they asked?
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>>43051692
They wouldn't need to ask, I'd be asking them. Except Rainbow Dash, sorry but I can't walk on clouds.
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>>43052189
based as fuck and same pilled
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>Pick up a Changeloaf (all according to keikaku)
>Bring loaf home
>Open bag
>Get bread
>Changeloaf is not smaller
>Get another slice
>Loaf same size
>Where is the bread coming from, Changeloaf?
>What is the bread???
"Don't worry about it"
But who was phone?
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pre bed twiggy snuggle
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>>43053202
she's so cool
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>"Hey Luna what were you REALLY doing when you were banished?"
>"Luna?"
>"Hello?"
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>>43055453
I had a chat with him about an hour or so ago he's a cool dude really laid back
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>>43055467
I bet he lays back with mares
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>>43055872
KEK
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>>43055872
The second Anon realizes the doors are open and unbarred, Equestria is done for
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>>43053672
Makes me think of a fucked up tyrantlestia AU where the starswirl spell created twilicorn by stealing bits from all her friends
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>>43056683
Swibble eating a taco?
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>>43056959
a strawberry taco I do believe
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>>43056962
Should've made a Strawburrito
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>>43057807
She looks like she eats carrots
>>43058271
She looks like she eats oats
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>>43037874
>*Imaginary Spike - Ponyactive starts playing*
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This just in:
Filly eats pie, sister annoyed. News at 11.
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>>43058911
Dubs confirm pie digesting, sister digressing
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Evil has been purged
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>>43060147
golly
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>>43060147
AU where Golly becomes the Minister of Defense because she's the only pony in kinderquestria who can think like a human
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>>43061996
You sure? Cuz it looks like a little mare who's gonna do big business, but if it's not that, I guess you don't need your allowance...
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Pinkie was EXTRA good today!
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>she stole the otes for the last time
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>>43062907
Murder!
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>>43062907
aggressive nom
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>>43063490
All nomming is a form of aggression, won't somepony think of the food!?
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>>43063798
Twiggy does, that's why she's fat
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>>43063906
twiggy piggy
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>>43064365
>Lyra green with envy
kek
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>>43064831
For Twilight's sake, I'll walk to the next-nearest McDonald's to get her nuggets
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>>43037874
>h-h-h-hi everypony, it's um, it's your girl DJ Fluttershy on the tables!
>the usual DJ is sick right now so, um, they let me run a program...
>they told me I could play my favorite songs, so I, I, I hope you like it! I'm really really sorry if you don't...
>https://youtu.be/_RSXoazrnaI?si=rO0DtweAhGdUBQLy
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Pre bed
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>>43065754
boopa
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>>43065754
Snoofa
>>43065382
Dorpus
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>A Ponk blocks the road!
>She uses mlem
>It's super effective!
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>>43066954
smoochable ponks
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>>43067239
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>>43067456
She's looking to get unprotected hoof holding with eye contact
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>>43067238
absolutely adorable
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>>43068650
that would definitely lead in interesting scenarios and implication with anon
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>>43069125
ORANGE SLICES! That's the good shit for school lunches!
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>>43069682
The song playing on the radio for me right now syncs up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jFaDmC1t0
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>>43069954
This would fix me
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>>43070088
look at her go all care free
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>>43037874
>Your #1 source for hardcore rock and metal
>It's https://youtu.be/YV_jKDc1iow?si=_Fa6BcYLG-FhD9ku
>yfw
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>>43070506
MY ZIGGA
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The Brutal Legend post got me thinking- would kinerponies even have swears or would it be beeping itself that counts as swearing?
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>>43071010
depends on what you think would be funnier
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>>43071369
Sigh. I've actually had worse. 6/10.
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>>43071624
Imminent orbital scoot
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>>43072487
she's a member of the kinderquestria space program
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>>43072713
she's coming in a tad hot
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>>43072839
Of course she is, Derpy is the hottest mare
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>>43073291
she nomming
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>>43073868
twiggy being a cute as usual
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>>43074331
Mibble?
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>>43074542
she wants unprotected huggos
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>>43075061
I'd call Celestia herself the z-word 3 times before lunch
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>>43075590
yes you are
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>>43075739
i agree
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>>43076663
it's a cover to divert from her shame of excessively clopping to humans
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>>43077132
would smooch this tard
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>>43077207
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dare you enable her crippling addiction?
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>>43077252
Well, she did say please
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>>43068955
>Quite obviously, there is no "My Little Pony" franchise in Equestria.
>Sure, there's shows that feature ponies in them and even shows that Twilight and Friends might show up on but it's kind've a given that ponies would be on Pony TV and that the literal Princess of Friendship would give out PSAs.
>No, instead, there is this odd show called-
>My Little Human.
>Old legends, fantasies in a fantasy world, all rewritten and reimagined for a "Little Colts Show."
>Or as some adult mares have taken to calling it: Absolute Cinema.
>Which may make things a tad awkward when an ACTUAL human shows up one day.
>Not those colorful, almost Pony-like ones that Twilight once met but an honest to goodness spitting image of what the show "thought" humans looked like...
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>>43077252
smoochable as fuck ponk
>>43077643
oh hell yeah brother good shit
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>>43077997
Why is it funny?
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>>43078236
funny monkey is why
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>>43077643
>Be colt
>Laying in race car bed
>Wishing race cars were real
>Human in real race car smashes through your wall and immediately starts dating your mom
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>>43078798
Clever girls
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