Me too

>>42999282
i'll objectify you ;)

>>42999282
They would never

>>42999282
green ponies are considered unattractive in-universe, sorry

But ponies don't objectify eachother because ponies are good.

>>43000154
this

>>42999282
I'm not a stallion and I won't objectify you, you silly green anon mare wife

>>43000154
this but even if you end up in a less good and just Equestria,
>reincarnate as a mare
>it's RGRE
>you're on the backhoof again

Collecting hot loads from a horde of feral gooner Anons and funneling them all into Anonmare's soaking slutty horsepussy

>>43001090
Gangbangs with my best friends

https://twibooru.org/3516931

>>43001090
A-Anon that... that's lewd...

>>43001102
UNF

>>43001102
How did Fluttershy's sperm get in there when Twilight only gave her head

>>43001702
That image is just one part of a daylong fuck session.

>>43001702
magic, duhh. sex is magic

>>43001102
UNF

>>43000154
what is king sombra?

>>43002806
A umbrum...

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>>43003039
What is canon anymore Anon... tell me?! What am I supposed to believe???!!!

>>43003098
the show and not the comics?

>>42999282
I want to objectify stallions

>>43004258
the raper? lnao.

>>43003039
No, he's a hinny.

>>43004257
Blackjack, please.

>>42999282
I'll objectify you for free

>>43005268
No, that's too free

>>42999282
is that gay or straight

>>43005821
straight, I'm a mare

>>42999282
I want to be impregnated by stallions.

>>43005963
oh good, im the stallion that will impregnate you
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>43006225
unfff

>>43007172
Just weird enough in my opinion.

>>43006583
UNFFF

>>43007172
How "weird"?

>>42999282
what does objectified mean???

>>43001702
(You)r first mistake was trying to make sense of porn.

Been thinking about this a lot lately

Ultimately to achieve the highest level of mare appreciation you must become the mare. And what is a mare without ponies to pine over her? Human X mare is an abomination of /mlp/'s pollution

Stallions all fighting to impregnate a fertile mare is the purest expression of pony love. I'd like to see what it's like to exist in that body, explore it with a group of stallions, and ultimately birth foals

Not gay or tranny tho

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>>43009276
Spoken like a true mare

>>43009276
You're wrong, the purest expression of pony love is to hold hooves, rub snoots together, do small gentle kisses and share their breath with one another. You'll have 10x as many foals doing that.

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>>43009276
>Ultimately to achieve the highest level of mare appreciation you must become the mare
>Not gay or tranny tho

>>43001102
hot

>>43000154
Didn't season one have Fluttershy being objectified for an entire episode?

>>43010002
also wasn't there a episode where Fluttershy was sold onto slavery for a episode so dash could get the latest darling do book?

>>43000154
Proofs?

>>43009276
Couldn't said it any better myself. Thank you.

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>>43009276
Ah-huh...

Why be objected when you could be the one to object others in the object game or whatever.

>>43012048
Huh what now? That's too many objects.

>>43009276
Is it just a fetish for you? Would you actually love and care for your foals? My biggest problem with Anons wanting to become mares is I feel like like as soon as the high of being bred wears off they won't stay with their new family. They will leave their stallion and foal, and just go look for another poor stallion to fuck over.

>>43012460
my reaction when I learned Java

>>43012604
Idk, could be worse. Better than sticking around to make your kids hate you and forcing you to pay child support for the rest of your life. Shit, I wouldn’t even be mad.

>>43012798
Java for minecraft, I presume?

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>>43012807

>>43012604
Not that anon, but I'd love and care for mine. There are so many coombrains though that I share your skepticism. The fact that anon wants multiple stallions to plap them (all at once most likely) does sound rather horny. Being treated like an object is also not a great foundation for a happy pony family.

>>43013284
literally me

>>43010330
It was worth it and deserved.

>>42999282
object as in the love cube from Portal?

>>43014523
...No but that would be funny

>>42999282
like good for you dude

>>42999282
Somehow this isn't the worst thread on on the board. Not even by a long shot.

>>43015805
obviously, it's a pony thread which instantly makes it the best in comparison to some threads with >nohooves and obvious blogpost thread(s)

>>43015805
This thread amuses me so it's good.

>>43015805
we're on the best thread right now, retard

>>42999282
ok bro

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>>43012604
>>43013336
I specifically said stallions would be fighting over the being the one that gets to impregnate my mare body. How depends on what level of pony society you think Equestria would be operating on

In a society that mirrors our own, it would be down to which Stallion would put the effort into treating me right, taking the lead, and making me his mare. You're right that being a slut wouldn't be gratifying, I'd rather settle down in a pony family & care for and birth as many foals as my then-husband wanted, and the pair-bonding of a mares brain on her partner and children would probably carry me the rest of the way through whatever trepidation one may have.

Alternatively, actual horses are setup where the stallions all physically fight to impregnate a mare in heat by running a train on her, and whichever sperm reaches her eggs first is the winner. While probably pretty hot, I wouldn't take this route as like you said, you'd end up more of a single mother of foals with no support.

I do want to stress again that I am very much straight and do NOT have any gender dysphoria or fetishes. I'm just saying if I was to be a mare I'd want to go all the way and reach the ideals we have of pure marehood

>>43017771
aren't there more mares than stallions? it would be the opposite

>>43017906
Yeah but it'll be matriarchy with the stallions chasing after who they want still like irl.

>>43017771
Now that you've elaborated, it sounds like a perfectly normal and reasonable line of thinking. I guess you would be an okay mare, hypothetically speaking, from a purely speculative consideration, entirely-straight-anon.

>>43017771
Sure...

>>43009276
>>43017771
Real shit, honestly

>>43017771
unf

bump

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>>43012604
Personally I'd like kids, I don't see what's so strange about that. It doesn't make much difference if I'm a mare mother or a normal father, why would I abandon children and family under any scenario
The main difference if I was a mare is that it's a fantasy scenario, so the idea of having foals and a family is not laughably unrealistic to think about...

>>43020061
I couldn't have put it better myself, familychad. But... did you have to remind me of the harsh reality? A family-less familychad coping with fantasies of mares and stallions hits too close to heart.

>>43020061
bros...

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>>43021724
me when I go to equestria fr fr

>>43020061
The problem with that is that your human soul in the mare body would dominate your reasoning and you would become a massive sloot if you desired so or not.

>>43021827
literally me

>>42999282
Autogynephilia is one hell of a drug

>>43021827
I'd go to his private island in Equestria.

>>43021827
so true brah

>>43013284
kek

>>43021836
I don't get your reasoning, I am telling you right now as a human (currently) that I would want a family and would stay with my foals/kids if I had them, so why would my human soul interfere with that if I became a mare?

>>43021836
>mare is not slutty
>human is not slutty
>mare with human soul is slutty
Anon...

>>43023947
-1 * -1 = +1

>>43024055
...You make a compelling argument.
So, if I'm not inside Rainbow Dash and I'm not cumming, then...
Nope, fuck, looks like it doesn't work that way Anon. But it was worth a shot.

>>43024055
reasonable logic

if you don't imagine a blissful existence as a perfect stallion's special mare, you're quite frankly sexist. You could never imagine yourself in the existence of something you could never be, ie, you have no empathy, and therefore you have low social iq

>>43024501
Wanting to be the mare but calling your stallions sexist for not also wanting to be the mare is a failure of your mare virtues. You're meant to care about your stallions, faggot. Our anonstallions love their mares very much, do not judge them for stallion-ing.

>>43024501
what

>>43024773
True.

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>>43020061

>>43025691
Cute!!!

>>43009420
unf

>>43000153
don't you dare say that about tree hugger

>>43026932
Tree Hugger has a pretty ugly mane to be fair...

>>43009420
Me on top.

>>43009420
me on the bottom

>>43025691
adorable pic

>>43025691
reminds me of fosgitt artstyle for some reason

>>43025691
when a anon dies of old age does his soul go to some anon's womb?

>>43024055
Huh???

>>43029730
Yes, and you VILL experience every moment of it from the fetus.

>>43030431
ha...ha?

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>>43029730
Yes.

>>42999282
Good for you.

>>43031179
lovely anonpony family

>>42999282
In real life as well? Haha?

>>43032396
I don't think anyone here is Mr. Hands. plus he's dead

>>43033162
Why not?

>>43000129
How would you know what stallions would do?

>>43034863
Because they live in Equestria

>>43035532
I watched the show

>>42999282
just rape them bro

>>43000153
>t. rarity

>>43000153
I find green ponies attractive so you're le wrong.

>>43000153
Fact checked: FALSE

>>43000153
green ponies are cute so you're wrong

>>43000153
Green isn't the most unappealing color to be assigned to the lesser, Anon...

Niggas be hating on green? No taste.

Why the fuck are there so many random deleted posts? Some of them I can kind of get but others are just completely innocent

>>43042819
Mass deletions, that usually happens to people who use certain proxy services. They get caught in the shotgun fire.

>>43042819
>he doesn't know

>>43042819
>he should know now (if he can read)

>>43042819
>he knows

>>43042819
>he will never know the knowings

>>42999282
So it seems.

>>43042819
>Aww man now I'm missing all the hot stallion on mare (male) action..
Kek

>>43042761
yeah green is kino

>>42999282
based

>>42999282
Why not objectify the stallions instead?

>>43047216
We're not in Soviet Russia.

>>43021827
fr unc that do be me

Me too

Me three!

>>43047405
we are comrade

>>42999282
IM A OBJECTIFYING MY LAZOR, BLAAARG!

>>43025691
smol

>>42999282
Whatever you say, Anon.

>>43031179
Cute.

>>43000153
so are you

>>42999282
I want to objectify stallions

>>43051734
Same

I want to cum inside (rainbow dash).

IWTBOBS

>>42999282
facts

Stallions must be objectified by me

>>43054627
Only you? Give us some!

>>43055792
no

What happens when you get objectified?

>>42999282
You want to be raped by stallions?

>>43057170
Do you not?

>>43057474
Shouldn't WE be the ones to rape, and not to be raped?

>>43057667
I want to be raped and rape.

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stallions have such massive balls and can't even masturbate since they don't have hands
imagine how pent up and frustrated they are
I just want to see them get relief

>>43057672
Stallions are unable to masturbate because of their rough hooves. That's why they want a mare. Mare have soft hooves that allow for hoofjobs. Colts who have softer hooves are also capable of hoofjobs and masturbation but as they grow older, it becomes more difficult and uncomfortable to fap unless they're unicorns.

>>43057670
Truly the most rapiest rape of our times.

>>43057672
They can rub their own cock with their hooves or magic seems easy to me

>>43058442
They can but the roughness of their hooves makes the friction uncomfortable and possibly slower than they'd like to.

>>43058505
can't they wear like gloves or some specialised masturbating stuff or whatever?

>>43057672
>doesn't know belly slapping

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>>43059014
>implying I don't
that's what makes it hot
those fat cocks cannot find it satisfying in any way
they NEED hot, wet pussies to get any is real relief

>>43013284
Aw man, poor anonstallion :(

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>>43059051
whew

>>42999282
Guise no, it's not a trans self insert. Tee hee, don't be silly anon.

>>42999282
Guises YES sex with mare, tee hee, silly anon!

>>43059051
unf

>>43059014
W-what is belly slapping?

>>43059051
That is a pretty hot n sexy mare!

>>43060948
Stallion hoof-free gooning

>>43061327
Gooning by not even using your limbs?! How do I learn this power?

>>43061923
just use magic LMAO

>>43062463
I dont have magic...

>>43062865
skill issue

>>43062865
magic issue

>>42999282
Well, good for you.

>>43001102
I fapped to this.

>>43064410
same

>>43059051
>>43061325
that's a stallion

>>43065006
Out of 10!

>>43065006
That's the good part.

>>43065006
yes and?

>>43065932
Its... le gay.

>>43066263
So?

>>43066723
You are sticking your cock in a stallion, why are you gay?

>>43067155
im straight?

>>43067641
yeah right

>>42999282
Same, sounds interesting.

>>43035562
if so what is your favorite episode

>>42999282
Lol wut

>>43068892
S05E22

>>43069276
Yep. Objectified!

>>43065006
Unf

>>43059051
true

>>43061923
get someone else to do it for you

>>43070856
No.

>>43059014
Are we supposed to know that sorta kinky things???

>>43071606
yes this is the horsefucker board

>>43072006
Yeah but... Horsecock?!

>>43013284
I could go for some Kirin Beer.

>>43059000
They could but thay would cost money.

>>43073246
yeah lube cost money for amerimutt golems so it shouldnt be a problem

>>43073687
>America out of nowhere
Rent free, commie.

>>43074092
itz the truth

>>42999282
Dont be the one to be object, be the one who objects others.

>>43075149
Thank you sun tzu for those wise chinese words

>>43075149
so true

>>43000153
ur so freakin wrong buddy

>>43059051
Bro...

Any good fics about this?

>>43076986
fics where you get molested by stallions?

>>42999282
same tbf

>>43077475
Real life with Mr.Hands