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>>43001157
Yes!

>>43001157
No!

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>>43001157
maybe

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>>43001157
I don't know

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>>43001157
Can you repeat the question?

>>43001157
No, you'd become a poop pony because Celestia wants to teach you to be less racist. Enjoy your penis envy but for horns and wings and your old penis, little useless dogass-wiped green-as-grass filly bitch.

>>43001361
>you'd become a poop pony
Truely a fate worse then death

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>>43001157
I need another minute to think of a answer

>>43001361
if im retarded do i be an unicorn then?

>>43001157
No, you'll become a zebra who does alchemy from dawn till dusk.

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>>43001157
Probably.

>>43001157
Nah. You can't be /sci/, you have to be /x/.

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>>43001157

>>43001743
lol silly fillies

>>43001157
You're gonna become AN AIDS INFESTED DRAGON!!!!!!! YOULL LIVE, BREATHE AND SMELL AIDS. everything you touch will have AIDS. everything you DO will have AIDS. your skin will be COVERED IN AIDS. you will be AIDS. You will THRUMM WITH AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are nothing. No. Thing. But an AIDS dragon. Ok? Good. Glad we understand, my cocklette.

>>43002495
he's researching to make a portal to equestria

>>43002812
Real? Damn he better hurry up because I want to go to equestria asap!

>>43002812
but ropes already exist...

>>43003087
nah as in a actual portal like the barbie one

>>43003491
The portal already exists though, Celestia just makes sure it's well-guarded and only allows through humans who are kind and most importantly not fans of the show because that would cause some real issues for Equestrian society.

>>43001157
Yeah sure, whatever.

>>43001157
If you are a scientist you would hate magic. Magic theory is utter nonsense. Like 2+2=5 nonsense. So you can be a unicorn, but you are not going to very successful in the magical arts.

>>43004712
scientists would love magic as it would make their job super easy

>>43001157
Getting isekaied as a Draconequus sounds cool, there’s a chance here

>>43001417
Nope, straight Pegasi featherbrain

>>43005576
This will only happen if you've been committed to a mental hospital for being a skitzo

>>43001157
No. I am actively blocking Earth souls from Entering Equestria.

>>43005838
No I fucking hate you faggots.

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>>43005883
Anons didn't reply to my oc. Anons replied to my bait. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>43001157
if you live in a first world country then ok

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>>43001157
>wanting to become a pony
cringe, they can just magic you a horn or some wings or something.

>>43004286
Just be happy for the random grandpas and grandmas that are enjoying their visits to Equestria!

>>43007067
I suppose so.
>>43007063
>hushit
Sorry to hear you're a gay thirdworlder with a shit taste, maybe next life you wont be born in a slum in bangladesh

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>>43007544
There's nothing wrong with being happy with yourself and wanting to visit Equestria without fundamentally changing yourself, though I also think there's nothing wrong with wanting to change yourself to fit Equestria better. Your human-pony preference is probably not gonna decide whether or not you get to visit Equestria, we can all just chillax.

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umm I don't know i'll ask celestia

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>>43001157
Do I LOOK like I know? Go ask god.

>>43008719
Are that mare's limbs wheels? Grim.

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>>43001157
I think therefore it happened

>>43010007
But what if you were?

>>43010335
Then I would know but alas I am not

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>>43001157
I don't know. But good luck on that I suppose.

maybe later?

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No, assuming both universes have the same forces and laws that allows your atomic integrity, be glad to at least emerge as a human form - and I believe if another universe(s) exist, there is little room for different variables to make it “viable”.
like the planck constant, speed of light, newton etc all universes will appear fine tuned or won't be at all. or for a femtosecond.
so assuming you opened a portal or some rosen bridge to another universe, it won't turn you into a pony yet, you'd need something more complex like genetic manipulation.
>twilight zaps you
>“tada you're now a unicorn!”
>you're still the same, shrug.
>“well at least you are 100% unicorn DNA, soon you will grow fur and a mane and grow a horn all that. let's accelerate this.
>zap. there agign up the process you're now an unicorn - celestia knows how much energy and pain it would inflict.

so yeah your biggest challenge is step Ah getting isekai'd to 'Questria.


>>43005031
it would raises a LOT of interrogations but nothing impossible. Is magic a force carried by a boson?

>>43011287
aren't isekais when you die? so it's not like a portal but as in your corpse dies and your soul transfers to a new dimension with a new body aka pony?

I wish to know if you are able to

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Yes, because I said so. Unicorn up, boys!

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>>43001157
it will be revealed on the next blood moon if that is happening

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>>43001157
What field.

>>43012962
he said "If i'm" which implies he's not currently a scientit

>>43013560
>scientit
Damn, I wish I could do science on tits.

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>>43013560
"If im" to my implies that hes asking if because he is a scientist whereas "if i was" is more in line of what youre saying.

>>43014081
It sounds more like "If I became a scientist would x happen?" to me.

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>>43001157
I'm not god so I wouldn't know to confirm your question.

I know but im not telling anyone

>>43014919
If you were god, what would you say?

>>43015639
Uhh, sure wish granted?

>>43001157
If I was a scientist, would it be feasibly possible to make a portal to Equestria?

>>43016306
No.

>>43016306
Why would a man in his right mind bother to devote his life to nature and its miracles if it was provably impossible? Granted, there are certain lowlife cretins who, instead, genuinely enjoy making nukes, or wish to summon retroactive demons through mass surveillance and similar acts of abuse of public trust, or just love the idea of sabbatical years. Fuck them puny rapeables. Interdimensional corporeal transmigration is where it is, both as the main appealing factor and as the real end goal of the Enlightenment.

>>43016608
come on reveal said secrets to us

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>>43001157
scientists are one of the jobs blacklisted from going to equestria if you trust the science

>>43018812
Sounds retarded.

>>43018812
Sounds based!

>>43018812
sounds average

>>43020851
Well, life is.

>>43001157
can people who aren't scientists be unicorns if isekai'd?

>>43022958
...Yes?

>>43001157
maybe in 2 weeks the answer will be revealed

I dont think anyone knows, really.

>>43024103
I do! Trust me.

I wish to know to answer your question.

>>43024475
Trust YOU?! No way, fag.

>>43025268
rude

How does one even suppose to know the all knowing to even know of the know knows?

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>>43001157
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Did math come easy to you in school, or do you have artistic talent? If yes to either or both of those, you will likely be reincarnated as a unicorn. Magic in the show is a placeholder for high level abstract thinking.

>>43026279
would that mean if you have a low IQ that means you're a pegasus and a average IQ is earth pony?

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>>43011287
Build a portal to Equestria already!

>>43026641
that's what we've been saying to anyone. I really want to explore Equestria and gallop around.

>>43027426
I want it NOW!!!

>>43026605
No, earth ponies are like Hufflepuffs, if you're not good at anything, that's where you'll end up. Pegasi are reserved for athletes.

>>43028403
is fluttershy a athlete?

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>>43028855
Yes.

>>43028403
Dreamers (like me!) become pegasi, unicorns are analysis paralysis folks, and erfs are what you get for running a tank/fortitude build IRL. Bats are weirdos.

>>43029584
>Bats are weirdos.
so almost all of /mlp/?

>>43030018
We're not THAT weird, Anon.

>>43029584
What about bugs?

>>43030570
NTA but probably hermits and homeless

>>43026641
portal to equestria in 2 more weeks

>>43031546
I WANT IT NOW!

>>43031908
You have to wait, buddy. We all want to go.

>>43030570
People who live in the nature like the unibomber

>>43032774
Wouldn't that be more of a Crystal Pony than a bug?

>>43014081
He said he was a scientist, not a wordatist.

>>43033251
>wordatist
Is that a real job?

>>43033994
no

>>43005593
So a good chunk of /mlp/?

>>43034865
no we are all perfectly sane here

>>43001157
u have to have high iq

>>43001157
Shouldn't you know if you're a scientist?

>>43037450
scientists dont know everything especially topics like this

>>43026641
this. I want equestria NOW!

>>43038354
you're banned from going to equestria for being impatient... nothing personal anon

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>>43001157
Luna says yes!

>>43001157
can confirm that scientists = unicorns

>>43001157
nobody here knows just like go to a church and ask god that question

>>43043171
Nobody on this board goes to church.

>>43043742
i do

>>43043742
There's plenty of Christians here, Anon.

>>43001157
Wasn't Dr. Whooves cannonically a scientist in Equestria?

>>43045142
Yeah, he's the Doctor from Doctor Who (I believe the 10th Doc)

>>43045145
So, you couldn't be guaranteed a horn because unicorns are not the only ponies that do science.

>>43045148
Btw, am also scientist irl.

>>43045151
what do you science in your sciencing?

>>43045151
I don't believe that.

>>43001170
>>43001182
>>43001193
>>43001211
>>43001219

Underrated posts

>>43001219
It appears I cannot, Rainbow Dash.

>>43046361
But what if you could?

>>43001157
You need to do isekai science to able to go to Equestria the isekai way.

>>43047413
>isekai science
Is that actually something that exists?

>>43047754
Nope.

>>43047754
yes

>>43001157
nothing is stopping you so go on then achieve your dreams into realities

>>43049307
Life is, no?

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>>43001361
We need to reopen the insane asylums NOW!!!

>>43001157
Depends on what kind of scientist you are desu.

>>43001157
Couldn't you ask another scientist for the answer?

>>43001157
I'll ask someone else if its possible

I don't believe that there are scientists on /mlp/. No way!

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>>43051637

>>43005593
I've unironically spent some time in a mental hospital but i would wanna be a human in Equestria.

>>43051687
Twilight is a scientist?

>>43052078
well yes

Twi is a magic methodist

>>43053400
Meth?!

>>43039256
Settled then!

>>43053752
yeah she cook meth just like in breaking bad

>>43039256
Thank you Princess Luna, very cool.

>>43054137
>Spiiike! We need to cook the meth, how else am I supposed to afford to buy the latest books then?!
Would watch.

>>43001157
I'll consider answering if you've been a good little Anon.

>>43055794
We're all good down here on /mlp/... Probably.

>>43001157
Are you Gordon Freeman?

>>43001157
i say why the hell not bro

>>43053400
What does it mean?

>>43057182
she makes meth with magic

>>43057182
Twilight uses magic to do science!

>>43057668
i want meth NOW!!!

>>43001157
has any scientists started work on portals to other dimensions like equestria

>>43059006
No, sadly.

>>43059006
2 more weeks.

>>43001157
yeah sure power to you, anon.

>>43049737
>We need to reopen the insane asylums
a bit too late for that, social media is one big insane asylum that anyone can enter and exit ruined forever

>>43039256
Hear, hear! Luna confirmed it!

>>43060950
It's never too late for anything.

>>43061926
wrong

>>43001157
Adolf Hitler is in Equestria so you have a good chance as well!

>>43062867
Proofs?

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>>43063242
see

>>43001157
Ask Lauren Faust, she'll know.

>>43063678
Holy moly!

>>43063678
mein fuhrer...

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>>43001157
Yeah after you look at this sweet dance!

>>43065007
wtf is this real

>>43065010
Yeah so real she's behind you. Don't turn around!

>>43065007
Woah nice dance, Twilight!

>>43001157
You'd be Dr. Whooves.

>>43065622
Isn't Doctor Whooves the Doctor from Doctor Who?

>>43001157
If im a factory worker in the third world do i get to be an earth pony?

>>43066021
Depends on what you do in the factory, if more mechanical then Unicorn if labor then earth pony.

>>43066021
Sure, why not. Would be much better then the situation you are in

>>43065010
its real alright

>>43065007
HOLY SHIT

>>43001219
i cannot dashie

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Is the portal to Equestria opened yet? I'm impatient!

>>43068335
No, try again later.

>>43068335
Yes but only I know where it is :)

>>43069279
please tell us where

>>43069664
No.

>>43069969
pretty please

>>43018812
No it aint

>>43068335
Why do people think such a portal to even just Equestria is possible to even exist

>>43071607
We can dream, Anon. ONE DAY. IT. WILL. BE. REAL.

>>43072012
no it wont

>>43001157
If you ask god very nicely then yes.

>>43071607
Everything is possible with science if you laugh while flipping wall switches loud enough.

>>43072978
That's how you make a portal to a equestria that you dont want to go to

>>43073247
So I get to go to Equestria, and I get to have cool adventures as my new pony friends and I improve it and make it a place people would want to visit? Where's the catch?

>>43073266
What i mean by "that you dont want to go to" is that the portal opens to a equestria with something you dont like or hate like anthro and etc.

>>43073272
What I imagined was more like a normal horsey Equestria but with war, plague, tyranny, famine, mass surveillance, passports - stuff I hate but can help with. Anthro instead of ponies is much lower in the list of things I don't like, but at the same time there's nothing I can do about it. I suppose I would just build a portal again and try one more time in this case. And then again, and again, and again, as many times as it takes.
On a different tangent, is anthro Equestria even Equestria? Nobody calls the world of EqG Equestria, for instance.

>>43073339
>Nobody calls the world of EqG Equestria, for instance.
It has Equestria in the name, no?

>>43073714
And a transwoman has woman in the name. Exact same argument. You sure you want to go down this road?

>>43073724
Nigga wtf

>>43073714
No.

>>43068335
Scientists at /mlp/ are working hard 24/7 for any bit of breakthrough for a portal of Equestria. Stay tuned in 6 gorillion years!

>>43075154
That's too long.

>>43001157
Have you asked Princess Celestia?

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>>43075997
how can he ask if he is not in equestria yet

>>43076600
He could be soon, you never know!

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>>43001157
Y E S

>>43077476
Thank you creepybloom, very cool.

>>43001157
if you do magic like stuff in irl then yeah

>>43078321
Magic isn't real.

>>43078686
it is you just gotta believe just like parappa the rapper

>>43078686
>t. Ebenezer Scrooge

>>43079234
I thought he hated poor people and not magic?