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>>43003295
spitfire!! :D

>>43003295
>How would you go about finding mares to marry?
I'd kidnap a prince. In all the stories, that makes a team of 3-6 mares gather together and travel to the evil wizard's tower. They will inevitably be top-quality mares with a lot of potential to get even better.

It's the perfect plan.

Also, it always tickles me that Harshwhinny is a "Professional Professional".

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>>43003304
do not the pegasus

>>43003314
Beside the Mane 6 and the royal military,
which mares would go out adventuring?

>>43003352
Imma do the pegasus

>1 hour to p10
It's fucking 4AM
I'm so tired of schizos I don't have words to do it justice

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It says "Welcome to Ponyville" in human

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>>43003352
I'm going to do the pegasus and more

>>43004434
That sign certainly makes me feel welcome.

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>>43004434
How do Equestrian mares say hi to human men?
Cowgirl position.

I went to a gay bar and saw they didn't have a fire exit, so I left there as soon as possible.
Not going to risk my life just to see two stallions kiss.

>>43004663
>You raise your hand to ask your question?
“Y’all use ft for measurement?”
>Lyra quickly pipes up.
>”I prefer hands.”

Has anypony seen this year spring fashion. I'm already low on Bits because our husband want to keep up with it.

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This yellow dog keeps following me

>>43005605
What was the size ratio for ponies compared to humans again? Would fillies actually be this small? I hope so.

>>43005668
How so? Is it more /nmp/ than /rgre/?

>>43005675
>What do you mean? Every general must be like /trash/

page 8 in 40 mins, crazy

>>43005771
I think there’s a poster around spamming that.

>Canterlot, 4 AM
>walk of shame
>face visibly soaked
>8 different mare pheromones, smellable from across the street
how do I keep getting my dumb, slutty ass into this situation every saturday

>10

>>43005668
>>43005771
Absolutely mindbroken

>>43006169
Well for one you keep offering yourself as a seat.

>>43003304
>Goes to the Wonderbolt HQ and gropes Spitfire's flank when she walks past

>>43006909
That's how you end up in a bodybag and dropped off the side of the Academy's mesa, anon

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>>43004010
>Anon, I...

>>43007226
shh shh shh, don't break his heart
let him have hope just a little bit longer

>>43007045
Wrong, she'd shatter your pelvis and leave you in the middle of the academy for any other Wonderbolt mares if you're lucky. Or she could keep you all to herself if you're unlucky

>>43007815
>Being kept by Spitfire
>Unlucky
unfa unfa you boys'll never see me again after this

>>43007815
I wonder how many stallions gone missing when in reality they're in some mares basement as a result of stuff like that

>slidefag is back

>>43007820
>>43007822
This feels like the same thinking that makes stallions both petition serial cuddlers be released and then turn around screeching about feeling unsafe at night.

>>43003304
that one /rgre/ Spitfire green is still the GOAT

>Be mare.
>Go back to local hobby shop for newest comic of Batmare.
>Notice same faker stallion is back but has a friend with him.
>Said friend is that hooman alien that appeared one day in town.
>Doesn't matter of size, their both fakers.
>Start walking toward the two only to be lifted by the hooman.
>Hooman request you to apologized to faker friend.
>Denied his request by shouting at them and tell them to leave.
>You went from being held to cradle by the hooman as he speak to you in foal talk.
>Feel your marelyness leaving you as on goers take pics of situation.
>Apologize of action to be free from hooman grasp.
>Hooman put you down then go with friend to buy O&O book
>Get the comic and pay the store owner who call you a little filly now
>You can never go back to this hobby shop again.

>>43008193
The one where Anon teaches her how to use "based" and "cringe" and calls a colt with cancer a fag?

Remove all noble mare for trying to dishonor prince anon reputation.

Stallions gotta stick together regardless of species.

>>43008649
While true, this also sounds like something I'd hear while being inducted into the local witcher circle.

>>43008649
>t. (((Griffon)))

>>43008649
>>43008815

Reminds me of the groups women that would form in more rural places to keep tabs on each other, in which the oldest women would offer to poison especially violent husbands and take the fall, so the younger women could live free and take care of their children.
All of this since women didn't really have a way to fight back back then.
Considering the weird time mish-mash G4 is in, those kind of sub-societies for stallion would likely still exist, if in less extreme of ways.

>>43003352
I want the pegasus to do me.

bumpa

https://pastebin.com/0qpy3PZk

>>43009555
nice, I'm gonna check this out

>>43008230
No, the one where Fleetfoot sets them up and they start fucking up paparazzi.

Between Spitfire and Lyra, who would destroy my penis the hardest?
Spitfire is in peak physical condition and has a libido that burns like thermite, but Lyra is a monomaniacal schizo, and nopony fucks like an insane pony.

>>43009555
>eqg
rgreqg tends to suck

>>43010068
Spibby.

>>43010068
Spitfire could never do the same amount of damage that Lyra could do on the basic fact that she's a pegasus.

>>43009555
>pastebin
Do they still delete pony stuff?
https://ponepaste.org/ is the site made to remedy that, I think.
And https://poneb.in/ is a workaround for pastebin.

>>43010108
Ah, right.

>>43005055
>>”I prefer hands.”
I don't know what's funnier: the fact that this is a real measurement, or that it's solely used for horses.

You always down here now
Remember when you weren't?

>>43010326
THIS IS A BLUEBOARD!!!

>>43010089
True. Getting your prostate mare handled via telekinesis is a unique experience.

>>43010068
Lyra has magic which is an insane advantage but since Spitifre indeed has peak physique, she'd last far longer than Lyra ever could, so this makes it a 'brief but intense' vs 'long but eventually intense' argument.

One day, I'll have my own herd and I will keep them happy with dinner on time and never talk back if their doing something wrong.

>>43010068
Spitfire for normal sex, but Lyra would tie you up and find other ways to destroy you.

You mares need to mare up and stop stallions from going to page 10. There too many ziggers there ready to rape them.

>>43011396
Ziggers ain’t real. A total crystal ball myth to troll.

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Do you remember the bandits?

>>43011698
Didn’t they hang for their crimes?

>>43011698
I don't, redpill me on the bandits

>>43012029
I think it involved Shining Armor.

>>43010358
Lyra was ecstatic when she found out how humans measured horses.

>>43011396
>>43011512
Don't call us Ziggers we prefer the term Ziggas.

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>9
Disobedient colts get mogged by Flitter

>>43011143
If someone is doing something wrong you should tell them. Regardless of gender.
Unless you mean it in a "let them learn the hard way" kind of way.

>>43008815
>>43009190
Knowing magic is real and going off of an older thread where lonely stallions are allways drawn to dark magic, there must be some government institution watching over exactly this kind of thing. Also reminds me of the trope of demon summoning being a favourite passtime of nobles and girlnights in our world.

>>43012395
And?

Dear Princess Celestia
All Stallions are hoes!

Stallions rise up! We need to show mares we mean business and want respect.

is RGRE!Marble a marecel "stallions owe me sex" or just 3autistic5colts?

>>43014871
>Implying those are mutually exclusive

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>>43013737
>there's an exact whimsy-ratio chart in use by government officials to watch for problems
>Anon's behavior is so inexplicable, it's like the whimsy version of a brick shithouse roided guy with 1% body fat who gets a 40 BMI because of his neck muscles
>emergency glass clause is smashed, gets auto-assigned guard herd

>>43015346
His behavior gets worse.

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>>43015346

>>43015346
>"But he doesn't even have a horn! How can this colt possibly pose a Level 5 magical threat to Equestria?
>"Some new form of whimsy he calls 'minmaxxing' or 'powergaming'. Basically don't ever let him tell a unicorn how to optimize their spells. Especially if he goes on about an 'infinite mana glitch'."

>>43016014
>anon's whimsy breaking equestria with those 'troll logic/science' shitposts

>>43016190
>breaks through Cloudsdale's floor while being covered in oil

I can't believe that prince anon confess his love to that apple vendor in Ponyville. There going to be so many angry noble mares ones news get to Canterlot.

>>43016581
Jack or bloom?

>>43016738
Smith

>>43016738
Big Mac

>>43016738
Babs

>>43016581
>>43016738
>>43016785
>>43016789
>>43016809
This is why you never believe a paper from a hick town. They'll write anything.

Bumpa

>>43017064
Thats because he's proposing to all of them

>>43017441
>Apple Family Reunion
>normally a total clamfest
>Anon and a few other stallions get dragged in with promises of free booze
>turns out zap apple cider hits a hell of a lot harder than the normal shit
>next morning Anon has a distinct memory of confessing his love to somepony
>there were cheers from the crowd
>there was talk of a wedding
>he has no idea who the fuck he proposed to
>each Apple is extremely friendly and affectionate to the newest member of the family so it's impossible to tell which one is extra nice
>Mac gave him a kiss on the cheek but is that normal faggy stallion shit or something special?
>Granny slapped his ass and no one said anything
>he overheard Bloom whispering something about a new coltfriend
>even the fucking dog started nuzzling his junk

>>43017606
Doesn't that make him a family heirloom at that point?

snuggling in with the mares now, you stay alive while I'm gone

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>>43017606
>what actually happened was he did a happy drunk rant for half an hour about how apples were his favorite fruit in the world
>how he just fuckin' loved apples so much he could marry them

>>43017441
>Anon literally marries into family

i want to get molested by rainbow dash

>>43017606
Did he get all of them pregnant?

>>43019055
Just the trees.

>>43019320
That's an interesting effect for Zap Apple Cider to have.

I wonder how the new Faggot cultivars will taste.

>>43019633
Zesty.

Prince anon need to explain why he has not gotten a special somepony for heart and hooves day.

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>>43003295
make sand my wich

>>43020249
>"appearing available is part of my brand"

>conscripted to the public stud service
>"it's an easy living" they say
>"room and board and you work lying down" they tell you
>all because your sisters got a slightly better price from the government
>you weren't well-off by any means, but a promising gaggle of fillies from highschool with big university dreams had a herd pool with your name on it once
>then fedgov came out with Cash for Crowbaits and suddenly those highschool fillies' future promises were less enticing to your family than cash up front
>fucking rugged
>latest 'visitor' walks in
>try not to fix your thousand-cunt stare on her staggeringly stunted quadrilogy of inadequate femurs
>she's a girl-horse but she's got buck's teeth
>you get cummed on for a living and you smell better than her
>her cutie mark is a train track junction and she is NOT shy about her special interests

>9
lightning board

>>43019633
The apples smell musky, and taste bitter and salty. They make you extremely horny and inclined to have sex with everything in sight for hours

>>43021083
>new date-rape drug just dropped

>>43021083
>>43021287
>The new apples are horrible to eat, but everypony is eating them because they want sex.
Even better, his apples are
>rape
flavored.

>>43019633
>Applebloom takes a bite
>"This is cum."

>>43021586
>takes another bite

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>how to make every nearby mare flag their tail 101

>>43014409
they do indeed plow
(a case can be made for being tools)

>>43016318
hilarious

>>43018923
she has no magic and hooves ain't dexterous
a unicorn, on the other hand

>>43019633
fruity

>>43020316
with kirin, watch the direction the horn chevron is facing

>>43021986
Aren't they all females?

It's Buck Ball game time mares! Tell the stallions to hush.

>be prince anon
>doing princely duty
>like helping the gardener with the royal garden
>really you tending to your poisoned garden that the gardener do not dare to touch.
>many noble mare try to show their marelyness by eating your poison plants
>only for them be rush to the hospital.
>something something rgre.

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>>43022544
you mean refball?

>>43021986
>>43022103
Telling the difference is easy. The males have tighter pussies.

>>43022561
>[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
>>43022103
Kirin mares got their horn chevron upwards, while stallions have the horn chevron downwards.
In the image with Berry Punch, the two kirin on the right are males, while the one on the left is female, which mildly amuses me as I remember having read several archived debates several months ago that concluded in the kirin mares having superior magical capabilities to kirin stallions

>>43022798
Interesting. I was told it was because female kirin have bigger dicks.

Rarity help!

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>>43023491
>"Tell me what's troubling you, darling."

I want the equestrian space programm to be funded, just to find more alien colts.

>Walk down the street
>Mares constantly catcall me
>"Hey sugardick, I see them swingin!"
>They keep trying to sniff me
What should I do? I don't have an older sister or herd to deal with this for me.

>>43023870
stop being such a tease, let them correct you, and say thank you afterward.

>>43024039
>kya thank you mare-sama for sniffing my barely legal fresh ballsack!

>>43024261
>barely legal
Implying they even care about age laws

Eeyup.

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Post sexist mares you'd immediately fold to
I'd fold as soon as Cherry Jubilee starts flirting with me
>Southern Belle voice
>Beautiful coat and mane colors
>Smart
>Business owner
I'd be her good little house husband

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>>43024459
Peak pegasus performance

>>43024459
milky way
don't know if she has the southern belle voice but she has much of the same as cherry jubilee
>beautiful coat/mane colors
>smart
>business owner
>has personal understanding of why stallions get cranky when left unattended and backed up
it's a shame posting pics of her unemploys everyone in a 12 mile radius

>>43024516
>don't know if she has the southern belle voice
One of her titties I mean titles is "The Milkmare of Trottingham", so I think she's got some kind of English accent.

>>43024459
She deserves milf energy.

>Be anon.
>Phone post on favorite thread on 4pone /mlh/
>Having fun rage baiting those human fucker.
>Suddenly get swooped by a pegasus.
>"Finally I got you phone poster anon."
>Try not to struggle so you don't fall to your death.
>"Now we are going to see if humans an ponies can have baby."
>You cry for help, but you're already in the clouds so no pony can hear you.
>Such a price to pay to enjoy the outdoor.

>>43025211
Nice green, ESLAnon, looking forwards to more

>>43024459
I would never fold to a mare.

>>43025365
she's got pocket aces you fucking moron
fold

>>43025365
Said man before immediately folding.

bump

How does Luna feel about Sombra and Nightmare Moon getting together?

>>43026764
She tries to brag about having tamed such a whimsical stallion, but in reality she's hoping that no one finds out he was the one in control

>>43026655

>>43026764
It's like her tupla hooking up with the edgy colt from school.

>>43027185

>>43027947
>ywn overhear Windy Whistles telling Rainbow Dash how to keep a colt in line in the other room while you're helping Bow in the kitchen

>>43027530
>>>43026764
>Luna's shitty dark psycho-being gets laid and she doesn't
Cringe princess. Only thing more chilly than the moon is her dusty unused vagina.

>no Pegasus wife to hold me close under her wing as we sit on a park bench
Nnnngh.

>>43028164
I'm sure ghosts use it for hauntings.

>>43027921

RGRE AJ is sexist in the polite manners sort of way while RGRE Rarity is sexist in the nice mare sort of way

>>43029046
And RGRE Fluttershy is sexist in the sick and twisted sex pervert sort of way

>>43027530
I bet that makes her feel so much worse. The part of herself she hates, the nightmare, gets someone when she can not get anyone.

>>43029233
She hides neighponese ugly bitch rape colt mindbreak impregnation doujins under her bed.

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>>43029313
>She hides neighponese ugly bitch rape colt mindbreak impregnation doujins under her bed.

>>43029313
How would ugly bitches even look like when all the mares are pretty?
g5 2D animation style?

>>43029510
Like Whoa Nelly.

>>43029515
but she's not ugly
she's just a big gal
for you

>>43029731
With big bones! And she wants yours to complete it.

All I want is a big mare to carry me to her home and have her way with me.

>>43029510
humans can't tell what an ugly pony looks like in the same way ponies can't tell you what an ugly human looks like

>>43030110
the perfect balance

>>43030110
We can only hope.

Mares, there been a sock thief on the loss stealing Anons socks. We need to catch her and get those socks back.

>>43030908
Disgusting. No wonder colts don't feel safe anymore. What kind of sick monster steals a colt's striped green and white socks?

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>>43030908
>they found "that" sock

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>>43003352
I always thought batponers were always horny sex predators.

>>43030110
This is because humans can sense the snowpity and mares can sense the...whatever a human equivalent is.

>>43031287
Soul? A good human is Soul, a bad one is souless.

>>43031287
Soul. The human equivalent would be a soul, dummy.

That or the unyielding desire to be Free™.

>>43031447
>>43031450
Yeah but that doesn't sound like something they'd use on /mlh/. Something like Airindependence or whatever

>>43031466
Earth ponies say human men have an earthiness to them. Pegasi say they have an airiness to them. Unicorns say they have a manaspark to them.

What they all mean is that human men owe them sex

>>43031346
GIWTWM

>>43031793
A good man has such a bright soul.

>>43031793
>Delegates from the three tribes meet to debate this
>Unicorn uses the sheer magical potential of human males as a reason why they belong to them.
>Pegasus and Earth Pony disagree, citing the fact that most human wizards turn evil as proof the Unicorns cannot handle them effectively.
>Pegasus interjects, citing the free nature of the human spirit, and their flying machines as a reason they belong to them.
>Earth Pony and Unicorn shout this down, citing most human males having a fear of heights.
>Earth Pony declares that the humans are intensely fertile, and only Earth Ponies can cultivate such a wild field.
>Unicorn and Pegasus decry this, because the delegate has only one foal despite being married for a decade to a human male.
>Suddenly, the Alic- I mean, the Princesses appear.
>The Princesses declare that all human males are their right to claim and defile, citing a contract that they place on the table.
>Their hearts sullen, the delegates read it aloud.
>"We are your gods and we have bigger teats, eat shit. - Celly and Lulu."

>>43032163
Meanwhile, the Kirin kidnapped the men in the background.

>>43032163
>these princesses still get their mates the old fashioned way

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UH, ALL THE NON PONIES OR CREATURES AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS BOARD BECAUSE IT'S FOR PONIES ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE CREATURES FRIENDSHIPLESS AGAIN!!!

>>43033078
Don't you have a human husband and child?

>>43033078
Wait a moment, I've seen her 'colt'friend!

>>43033089
>>43033099
delete this

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>>43033132
We've all seen the tabloids. Got this cut out and hung up on my wall

>>43033505
>Putting pictures of powerful mares on your wall
lol dyke

>>43033078
Wife

>>43033078
>you'll never have a wife who purges foreigners

10

>>43033896
I support my mare wife in her goals.

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This is the expression your marewife makes when you're not in the kitchen.

>>43034884
"Wife needs to get us a kitchen."
>"Well-"
"And the hedge doesn't count. Stop eating it."
>"No."

>>43035260
"Oh yeah. You think you're so tough, Lily?"
>whips out dick
>cums on the hedge
"Now what, bitch?"

>>43035654
>"Finally, some good fucking food."

>>43035673
The Neeeeighbor comes over.
>"May I have a nibble?"

>>43035861
>ERP
Not every terrible joke is fap material.

Okay, not every terrible joke is fap material for most people.

>>43035856
>Anon's Mayo Shrubbery Suprise becomes the stereotypical pie cooling in the window someone always tries to swipe

sleep tight rgre, snuggle up with your mares

Continuation of https://ponepaste.org/10819

>Sunburst lets out a brief sigh as he shuts the book he'd been orating from
>"Now," Sunburst adjusts his glasses, "You've got a taste of the theory."
"A taste?"
>Sunburst just smiles at that
>He's been droning from that book for hours now
>The book levitates back into its slot on the shelf
>"Time for a taste of practice."
>A feather rises from somewhere beneath the table and rests where the book once did
>You glance between the feather and Sunburst, then back to the feather
>You give it a tentative nudge with a hoof
>Seems to be an ordinary white feather
"Practice how?"
>"You're going to...levitate this feather!"
>Sunburst grins like he just bought you a new car
"...That it?"
>Sunburst's face twitches
>"I-I know, it might not be...glamorous-"
"It's a feather, Sunburst."
>Sunburst huffs softly and pushes up his glasses
>"Foal steps, Anonymous. Just, humor me."
>You feel like you humor him plenty
>"First, I want you to focus on the feather."
>It seemed like a perfectly normal feather
>Actually, too perfect
>It's like a feather you'd see in a cartoon
>"Now, imagine you have an invisible hoof."
>"Imagine that hoof reaching out and lifting up the feather."
>Sunburst cups his hooves together and raises them up as he instructs you
>You zone in on the feather
>You keep trying to imagine like Sunburst told you
>You can almost visualize a third hoof reaching out from your horn
>Your forehead is feeling kinda warm
>Must be your magic
>You can see in your mind's eye, the mental hoof is passing through the table and beneath the feather
>Wait, if that's what your magic feels like-
>Upupup! Focus, Anon
>You think you can feel the feather on your mindhoof
>The feather nudges
>Almost there
>Your face is starting to hurt from how hard you're scrunching, but you can't give up now
>The feather nudges again
>You close your eyes to concentrate harder
>Almost...
>The image of the horse with the upside down face blinks in your mind, but you feel a flash of heat at your horn before you can fully process it
>Was that it?
>You open your eyes again
>The feather's blue now
>You look to Sunburst
>He's glaring inquisitively at the feather
>"That's...not supposed to happen."

Sorry for the wait. Updates should (hopefully) come more regularly in the future

>>43036719
Welcome back. We missed you.

>>43036719
Hi Dad.
I think Anon's mana wires are broken, or at least switched around.

>>43036719
scrunched up anoncolt faces!

>>43036332
What do when mare isn't there in morning?

>>43036719
Anon has Chaos magic?

And, of course, welcome back.

Remember to give your stallions extra love today or that love alicorn will come and rape you.

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>>43038234
>Stallions
>Capable of feeling love
lolno

>>43036719
Woohoo! I'm glad you're back! I love your green.

>>43038237
>Mare soon to be destroyed by love alicorn.

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>>43038237
>>43038430
>instead of having a Grinch for Christmas, ponies have a Hearts and Hooves Grinch
>a sour mare with a cutie mark of a heart, but it's also an optical illusion so it always looks like it's shrinking when you stare at it
>her and Cadance have been mortal enemies for years, their battles causing all kinds of off-camera collateral damage that always gets blamed on accidents/the weather/sugar shortages or whatever else is a convenient scapegoat
>Cadance begrudgingly leaves Grinchpone alone instead of arresting her once and for all, when she's holed up in her cave(basement) the rest of the year, because damned if she isn't the world's premiere Changeling repellent

>>43036719
Dad's back with milk thank Celestia!
For real though good to see you alive we got worried.

>>43038547
Does she try to kidnap Cadance occasionally?

>>43038650
He brought milk from Celestia.

>>43039074
She has a giant ratty bag with a buck-toothed googly-eye picture of Cadance drawn on it.

>>43039385
Celestia sends a 3 gallon bag of her milk to every couple with a new foal. It's a power play to assert her dominance over every mare of Equestria. Marechiavelli spoke of this.

>>43038547
>the world's premiere Changeling repellent
So she's anti-love and the bugs are corrupted love?

>>43040201
Repeat offender.

Good Morning I hate stallions

>>43040725
>t. Spitfire

How was everypony heart and hooves day went.
I gave my stallion a bundle of roses and he went down on me.

>>43040779
I gave mine a bundle of daisies and he thanked me for getting groceries

>>43040785
Did he make you a sandwich with them?

>>43040779
I harassed stallions online and made several cry.

>>43040815
Don't lie. Stallions don't exist online.

Pregnancy Brain exists. How do the breadwinners and thinkers of the world deal with it?

>>43041272
By doubling down on the poor decisions they made when hormonal

>>43041409
Celestia is staying celibate knowing how much shit equestria would be in if she got the stupid.

>>43041272
>Pregnancy Brain
This makes me think pony sitcoms have the same cliche of a bumbling idiot breadwinner, but since it's ponies it's because she's pregnant all the time not because they're overcorrecting on tropey sitcom family dynamics

>>43036719
>>43038650
I forget this thread exists until today and it's been one day since sunburst updated. I should buy a lottery ticket with my luck.

>>43041272
>deal with it
By ignoring it completely like marely mares, celestia dammit

>sitting in public
>some low est beta mare unicorn walks up to me
>thick glasses, short horn, non-maresculine smell
>"H-H-Hi, I haven't seen you around, my name i-"
"You will *never* have me, marecel."
>Walk off.
Why do low value mares even exist? What is their point?

>>43041963
So scum like you have a backup plan when you're on page >9 and still haven't found the sugar mommy your father taught you to expect

I remember a green where anon played a warhammer 40K equivalent with the mane 6 twilight had a tau equivalent can someone link it to me or does someone remember it.

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>>43036719
>>The image of the horse with the upside down face blinks in your mind
>The feather's blue now

>>43042447
Says the trust fund filly.

>>43042902
The look she gives across the bar.

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>>43041963
Low value mares are cute though

>>43043238
>t. pick me colt

>>43043238
Which is why humans are perfect in Equestria. They love all the mares they see.

>>43043373
What a wonderful world where your looks don't matter and men only see you for your snowpity

>>43043947
What a view. In more ways than one.

>Be prince anon
>Something unspeakable has happen
>Somepony sneaked into your room and stole your most prized possession; your collection of O&O books and a pair of your sock.
"Are you sure you saw no one entered my room"
>"Yes prince, no one try to enter your room."
>"And we did not hear the window open up."
>You stare at the guards before heading toward the throne room
"I want all guard to search this castle from roof to dungeon, this thief should of not gotten far."
____

>Be changeling
>Disguise as one of the prince pet fish.
>After hearing all that you are unable to leave till everything has calmed down
>Why you took one pair of his sock and his O&O books?
>You want to try and make him more colty.
>Now you hope one of the noble mare can 'calm' him down before you can get out of here with your hull.

>>43044147
Thank you for your submission, ESL fren.

>>43044147
>prized possession
>pair of sock
evidently the prince is a total slut

>>43044147
Where did he put the books?

>>43042540
Any greens where the mane 6 play tabletop games.

>>43044458
I've been playing with the idea of writing a green where the Mane 6 play The Ungame

>>43044974
Who's this mare?

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>>43045161
Wrangler.

>>43045223
>"Howdy 'tardner?"

>>43045268
You ain’t tard rangling me.

>>43044974
Where did she get that milk?

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>"Princess, Anonymous has acquired a longer pair of socks."

>>43046296
man Celestia's intelligence network must put CIA glowniggers to shame

>>43046393
>Celestia's intelligence network
>Just a very masculine guardsmare who's wormed her way into the local colt gossip web

>>43044632
>The Ungame

I had never heard of this before now, but that looks cool, since it is designed to foster empathy and so on.

>>43046296
Who keeps supplying him with these socks?

live!

>>43046958
The slut fairy leaves them under his pillow

>>43047323
Never can trust those Breezies.

>>43046393
They don’t stop invasions, so they’re not all that great.

>>43047299

>>43046296
What kind of panic would happen when they start approaching thigh levels?

>>43046296
>"Princess, a second sock has hit the thighs"

>>43047890

>>43048120
Well we can’t go further than that. Unless gloves are somehow lewd.

>>43048616
Gloves are like 5 socks in one

>>43048616
Ponies wear socks on all 4 extremeties, so they would equate gloves to special socks.
Also >>43048616

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>>43048119
Absolute riot

no

If ball-bras have enchantments on them (cooling, anti-scry,...) maybe socks have a low level want it need it on them

>>43049293
The want and need to wear them.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/587684/like-looking-in-a-mirror
A fresh offering from earlier this month - this story is hot right now!
It's a TF isekai, and like most RGRE stories the purpose is to showcase how unique and special the OC is. This OC is a unicorn stallion who looks like Celestia. His personality is None, Extra Mild. It starts with him as an aware foal. He has some interactions with his family that don't really establish setting or character at the start, and then his narrative voice mentions offhand that the gender roles are reversed and there's a ratio imbalance, 5:1ish looks like.
Then he's all grown up and moves to ponyville, where he asks the mayor if he can buy a house and she briefly wonders how many MARE GF he has before he clarifies "none". This gets her thinking that Every Mare Will Court Him. That's right, it's another one of those!
That's all the RGRE that happens in the story.
After that, he goes on a quintessential Meet The M6 Tour, and since they mistake him for a mare because he looks like Celestia, no additional RGRE stuff happens.

This story is very boring. Not much going on with characterization or world building, flagrantly violates any basic writing advice like "hook the reader in the intro", or "the writing should develop theme or advance plot at least most of the time". By the second chapter I was skimming. How do all these RGRE flics seem to have the same structure? The same "my OC" focus, the same "whole town sexually harass MC" porn tripe as if the authors don't really ever ask themselves if society might form any systems around its material constraints, the same endless "meetings and strolls and tours" scene progression.

Where's the God damn autism for this subgenre? Eugh, back to the Bother's Price fandom I go..

>>43049698
>Looking for quality
>On fimfic
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>43049765
I've gotten this response before and every time I ask for a superior source of MLP fic I do not receive one.
So the actual >implying here is that the fandom has any good fan content.

>>43049698
I also got bored very quickly with this one.

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>>43049773
>superior source of MLP fic
My writings.
>Link?
No.

>>43049831
I've read it!

>>43049698
The corruptive influence of weebs is constant and endless. You have no idea how many trend-chasing manga are hoofless mirrors that story, the only difference is our waifubait harem is premade. Myanimelist literally has TWENTY PAGES of manga with the term "slow life" in its title and THEYRE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME.

>>43049698
I would rather eat out rainbow snatch than read that

>>43049765
>>43049773
There are a few good stories I've only found on Fimfic, but I would hesitate to call many of the RGRE ones there any good.
The active ones I've enjoyed recently are:
>Changeling's way (above average)
>Fragmented (average)
>The Shield That Sees (average)
>Pony Life In A Zombie World (good once past the cliche start/setting)
>Pony Life In A Pony World (sequel to above, good so far)
>Blurred Realities (pretty good, despite anthro)

What I've found here usually isn't much to write about.
>Con-Anon
Off to a decent start, but not much has happened yet to develop the plot. Could turn out great or slide into slop.
>Sunburst and son
Probably one of the better greens we've gotten in a while, but that isn't saying much. Most of it is just filler slice of life stuff, which while alright for a green, doesn't make for an interesting story.
>The Long And Short Of It
Great whenever an update appears, but months can go by between them. Seems dead on Fimfic, so that's the main reason I still check in here.
>Everything else within the last six months
Either just a paragraph or I can't even remember it. Before then, the last good green I've read here recently would probably be the one where a pegasus drug runner takes refuge in the human world and experiences some culture shock, but that wasn't too heavily RGRE to begin with.

Off to work, don't go dying now

>>43048978
Anon shows up wearing high high socks as wells as near shoulder length black faux leather gloves.

>>43050744
And a stuffed ball bra.

>>43050743

>>43050864
Stuffed with what?

>>43051492
Disappointment.

>>43050743
Did mare come home with milk?

>>43050372
I'm noticing this more and more. It's so fucking pathetic, but I think that it's mainly a low IQ thing. The eternal answer to "what do the goyim do?" is, as ever, "the same thing, over and over and over again."

>>43050554
Thanks for the recs, I will check those out. I'm gonna trust your suggestions since you're discerning enough to find Sunburst & Son uninteresting as well.
To be honest I find Long and Short Of It disappointing as well, but I have a personal distaste for RGRE as a maledom platform. In and of itself the writing and smut are perfectly fine.
Ultimately I have still never found RGRE that I would describe as genuinely satisfying.

I found this thread with other recommendations linked near the bottom (scroll past the world's ten millionth grumble sesh about RGRE harems being retarded). Most of them have turned out to be terrible, but I'm still chewing through this list as well so who knows.

>>43052121
she goes everywhere with milk if you know what I mean

>>43050554
>>43052212
I feel like the only reason Sunburst & Son is even "popular" (if you can call it that) is because RGRE is so starved for any content that they'll latch onto anything that gets made, regardless of quality. That, and the anon writing it updated pretty regularly in the beginning.

>>43052465
I like it because I like seeing Sunburst being a dork.

>>43052465
Not often we get a story where the main center of it is a stallion. A stallion trying to be a single dad as well.

>>43050554
I wish the long and short of it updated more since it was actually one of the big reasons I learned about rgre

>>43052212
>forgot to actually link the thread
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212801/reverse-gender-role-equestria-rgre/thread/517768/rgre-and-the-harem-curse

>>43052212
>>43053070
Interesting linked thread. From best to worst, I'd rate the usage of RGRE based on how well the story interacts with the setting or themes:
>Drama centered around navigating or otherwise dealing with gender expectations/roles in RGRE.
>Interesting stories where RGRE heavily influences the actions/thoughts of characters, but isn't the main focus of the plot.
>A good action/adventure story where RGRE has a presence but isn't too consequential to the story.
>An action/adventure story with irrelevant/forgotten elements of RGRE.
>One-off greens/stories where something RGRE is the butt of a joke or just a rebranded reflection of our world.
>Author's lore dump on their RGRE world with minimal character/plot development, if any.
>RGRE serving as a veil for fetish smut slop or harem/self-insert wish fulfillment shit.

I think the main problem with writing good RGRE is that the plot ultimately needs to revolve around an RGRE theme, like figuring out what it means to be a mare/stallion in RGRE, or at least the plot/character development needs to be framed by RGRE influences, like Anon developing in some way not necessarily related to something RGRE and ponies responding in RGRE ways. If it is just background dressing or isn't used to affect the plot somehow, then it may as well not be an RGRE story imo (could still be a good story though). I think the smut and harem wish fulfillment slop is just a product of bad writers tacking on basic RGRE themes simply to facilitate the wish fulfillment of guys to be desired, even though being a member of the "fair" sex doesn't make you attractive on its own.

>Thanks for the recs
Those are just the RGRE stories on fimfic that are getting updates at least semi-frequently.
If you are looking for some of the better RGRE stories that are longer than the typical green, then I'd also recommend:
>Anon's Adventures in Saddle Arabia (I'd say the best RGRE story, if not The Long And Short Of It) - https://ponepaste.org/92
>Jewel of the Everfree (RGRE elements may be light here; it's been a while.) - https://www.fimfiction.net/story/314389/jewel-of-the-everfree
>Follows A Little Spark - https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457545/follows-a-little-spark
>A Dance on the Mats - https://www.fimfiction.net/story/400174/a-dance-on-the-mats
>Get Cut(ter), Get Butt(er) - https://ponepaste.org/2968
>Fucking Bonbon - https://ponepaste.org/2766
>Fucking Bonbon (babby edition [No, not pedo shit]) - https://poneb.in/ghWK64Cx
>Alien Encounters - https://ponepaste.org/8345
>Encountering Aliens - https://ponepaste.org/10398
>By The Book (plz continue SmutAnon) - https://ponepaste.org/10491