What's going to be this thread's obsession?
Floor Bored? Batpones? Loop back around to an oldie and make Celestia sad again?

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>>43019374
Anon and Rarity!

Kiss kiss make out make out love love mate mate. Go anon and rarity thanks to rainbow dash.

>be big and green
>be a stallion
>problem
>you're a pegasus
>another problem
>you're twilight's fraternal twin brother
>so here you are in an entirely unicorn family as a pegasus looking nothing like anyone else
>everyone you meet assumes that you're adopted

>>43019530
and thus the legend of evil anon was born

>>43019374
Mares kissing Anonstallion until he can't take any more.

>>43019374
Anon replacing a member of the mane 6 to his horror

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>>43020049
>"i've seen your file, even the parts the S.M.I.L.E censors didnt want me to. im glad to have your skill set."
>"but we're a team. that lone-wolf stuff stays behind."
>"welcome to Ponyville."

>>43020049
>Anon gets offered a deal to live in equestria as a stallion
>Anon accepts the deal without reading the fine print
>Rather than getting to live his dream of living on SAA with his applehick wife Applehack he replaced her
>AJ was never born, Anon was born instead

>>43019374
>Loop back around to an oldie and make Celestia sad again?

>With a mane captured by the astral breeze, a horn almost as long as your barrel, and a regal bearing, (You) must be Princess Celestia
>Finally returned to Equestria after a few centuries stuck in the Aetherial Plane
>You had thought you were resigned to the rest of eternity there before being rescued by the freshly minted Alicorn, Twilight Sparkle
>She had been sent to the Plane to receive her Ascension, and upon crossing paths with each other, she was able to free you on her way out
>After some few weeks of bedrest, history lessons and catching up with your little sister, you've finally been cleared to explore the realm to try and gain a more personal acclimation with the modern day
>As you roam through the streets of Canterlot, you find yourself still unable to fully reconcile the sights you perceive with the peaceful, gentle kingdom you struggled to maintain without Luna
>The gleaming white marble and gilded accents of your beloved city have been stripped for easier on the eyes gray stone and solid steel
>Artistry exchanged for more practical battlements and defensive posturing
>Even the ponies themselves have changed
>Rougher around the edges, less obsessed with status and peacocking
>The nobles that threatened your power, schemed to weaken you in the wake of your sister's banishment
>You can't recognize any of them in their descendants
>So focused on outside threats to the realm rather than inward power struggles
>What became of them in the wake of your absence, you wonder
>As your mind threatens to drag you into itself to ponder such things, you're jostled back to the now by a commotion
>The citizenry is perked up and crowding around a massive Stallion
>The cause of all this change, you realize
>The barbarian King, Anonymous Rex
>Even here in the seat of his power he's donned in his armor
>Ugly plates and furs, torn and dented to denote its' clear useage
>A great spear hitched to his side, always at the ready
>Enjoying an afternoon consitutional himself, it seems
>Greeting the ponies of the city readily and warmly
>And despite his violent appearance, despite the struggle he puts them through with his more aggressive approach to dealing with the neighbors of Equestria
>They all greet him back just as happily
>Treat him like a dear friend
>Even look him in the eye as he speaks, without reverence but not without respect
>Something in your chest siezes at that
>Whether it was the nobles trying to aim their knives for your back or the regualr citizenry bowing their heads to stare at your hooves
>They all had one thing in common
>They never looked you in the eyes

>>43020129
Wow, that's some poetic misfortune... anonponies keep ending up with the weirdest, saddest fates.

>>43019374
Anon is an Alicorn that spends his endless life being tortured and abused because he's immortal, so he can take it and will outlive his abusers anyway.

>>43020129
Thank god it was Applejack, she was such a shitty character

>>43020617
>Be Anon
>Or at least think you are
>The last few moons have been hazy at best
>You remember seeing streaks of white and blue flying all over the place
>You remember feeling bitter and angry
>So much anger
>You also remember being alone
>Where were your sisters?!
>They always protect you when you need it most
>But this time, they were nowhere to be found
>Did you do something wrong?
>Did they not love you anymore?
>WhY WouLD ThEy AbANdOn ThEiR BaBY BrOThEr?!
>You roar into the nether with all your might, but nopony answers
>A surge of pain courses through your body
>This pain is unlike anything you have felt before
>It's almost as though your very heart itself cries out in agony, and still nopony answers
>How did you even get here?
>This hazy void of nothingness
>The last thing you remember was arguing with your sisters over...over....ov-
>"A...on!"
>"....n.....onnnnn!"
>Two feminine voices suddenly cut through the murky haze
>They sound oddly...familiar...
>Perhaps they can help you escape this tartarushole
>You drift through the murk, drawing ever closer to the muffled voices
>Suddenly you come face to face with a blinding white light
>It cuts through the haze with ease, burning it all away
>"Anon!"
>Your eyes spring open
>"Dearest brother~!"
>Your mouth hangs open in silent shock
>The radiant light fades, revealing two alicorn mares clinging to you in the middle of some rubble
>Your brain struggles to process what the buck is going on
"C-Celly?" You cough. "Moonbutt?!"
>The regal mares break down crying and nuzzle into your neck with all their might
>"Oh thank the heavens you're okay, my little sunshine!" Celestia wails.
>"Verily, dear sister!" Luna chimes in. "Our little moonbeam has finally returned home to us!"
>You instinctively wrap your wings around them and succumb to your own tears
>Your precious sisters haven't abandoned you!
>Being wrong never felt so good
>All of the pent-up pain and loneliness gradually subsides as the sobbing sisters pour seemingly endless amounts of love into you
>After what feels like hours, your sisters break off the embrace and help you to your hooves
>It's only then that you notice the blood and wounds covering your siblings
"What happened? Who hurt you two?!"
>Who would dare to assault the kind and loving rulers of this land?!
>You scowl and stomp your hoof.
>They won't get away with this, not while there is still air in your tattered lungs
"Anypony foolish enough to hurt my sisters is already DEAD!"
>You being zooming around looking for clues to identify the perpetrator
>Celly and Moonbutt exchange pained glances, causing you to stop in your tracks
"Well Celly, Moonbutt?" You grit your teeth. "Who was it?!"
>Celly raises a hoof to speak, but no words pass her quivering lips
>Moonbutt takes a deep breath and looks you straight in the eye
>"I-It...It was-" She fights back another sniffle.
>You're starting to panic
>Whoever hurt these poor ponies must be VERY powerful
>"It was THEE!" Luna screams

>>43019431
Thanks dashie

>>43019431
Unf.

>>43013280
>"Aren't we already?"
"Are you getting into fights with everyone you meet?"
>Anon tried to come up with a retort but can't, or at least figured it's better not to
"How about this then? From here on we keep the arguments to our professions. Let our peers and academics decide who's better. And outside that we focus on being... ffffriends."
>you awkwardly extended a hoof to him. You admit, thinking of him as a friend after knowing him for the better part of your life was a bit stranger than thinking of him as potentially your coltfriend
>he looked at your hoof then at you, a bit weary. You put on your best earnest smile and that seemed to put to rest his hesitation
>"Alright. Friends." he meets your hoof with his own
>it felt like a thorn had been removed from your side. True, Anon wasn't someone you'd ever have gone so far as to call an enemy and this wasn't a redemption, but it somehow felt better than when you'd helped some of your past foes turn over a new leaf
>"Wait, friends?" he looks back down at your still touching hooves, "Did you just friendzone me?"
>maybe taking the wind out of your sails was just something he did naturally
"What? No, I mean it as in-- ugh, come here."
>you pulled him closer and planted a kiss on his cheek
"That clear it up for you?"
>through his rapidly flushing face and expression that was both blank and shocked at the same time he nodded enthusiastically
"Good. Um, sorry I blamed you for ruining our date. It's not like I was making it any easier."
>you could feel your own face growing redder as the moment caught up with you
>"*Ahem* Well, it's not like our date's over yet, is it?"
"I guess not, but they're definitely not letting us back in."
>"Eh, forget them. Come on, I know a good diner that's on the way back to my place."
>he helped you back up on all fours and dusted off your dress. You'd have to explain to Rarity how it got so dirty in one night, but you were sure she'd understand
>you returned the favor by straightening out his collar and patting down his now frazzled mane and followed his lead into the evening

>>43020129
The new/replacement element of honesty keeping a big secret is fun.

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>>43021046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvORvIjZiU
>Grateful for the good family, home and purpose from birth but burdened by things no newborn should ever be
>The ghost of a former life robbing him of the chance to truly start afresh, haunted by the knowledge that no matter what he tries he can't save pear butter & bright mac not without knowing what kills them in the first place
>Replacing Applejack carried the consequence of assuming her roles as well as the burden of imposter syndrome and guilt, she just didn't exist, didn't die in the womb or during birth, wasn't absorbed by him like some parasitic twin.
>She just wasn't. Some switch was flipped and Anonjack was the one that was born instead of her.

I imagine this Anon is as stubborn but way more guarded than AJ, never runs off to Manehattan to try the fancy life and either stays as a farmer or becomes the town sheriff or something. Maybe both, overloading himself with work so he doesn't have time to think about his issues. wonder how he'd get his cutie mark

>>43020129
Out of all the mane 6, who could get replaced the safest?

>>43021122
Since this is fanfic though you could really pick any of them and just have Anon mantle the necessary roles/abilities, its his personality that'd cause issues, if he isn't kind/joyous/generous/honest/loyal or magical enough he'd have problems filling the role. Each of the girls is kinda irreplaceable since they all have unique roles and abilities

>>43021127
Anons, what is your strongest element? Which mane six would you replace? Don't be afraid to flaunt your virtues, Equestria is doomed if you've got no redeeming traits.
I do my best to lean into all the elements if I can, but I'd probably end up replacing Fluttershy. I just want to be nice to my fellow horse appreciators.

>>43021170
Not sure, I took one of those quizzes and it said I'm applejack so honesty i guess

>>43021170
>Equestria is doomed if you've got no redeeming traits.
Lol rip.

>Be AnonJack
>You've lost track of when things were supposed to happen in the show
>To be honest (heh) you've forgotten most of it, decades without watching a single episode of MLP made your ability to predict things murky at best
>So imagine when instead of the Flim Flam brothers coming, they're the Flim Flam sisters

>>43021502
>Mid-Atlantic accent
>Twins
>Smug
I'd fold if they flirted with me

>>43021590

>"Anonjack, What do you mean you need our help to win the farm back?! Last I remember you three were fighting about splitting the profits for cider, not something so drastic!"
>Anonjack stares at his fellow Elements and possible friends with an unreadable expression
>Sweat starts to bead on his brow, but as he's about to respond one of the Shim Sham Sisters (Celestia help you figure out which is which, they don't have a moustache to diffrentiate them now) struts out from behind the barn, making a show of wiping off her mouth
>"Good work with those negotiations, stud! We'll be along shortly with our things, you and your little Applebrood can go ahead and start packing up."
>The other one follows after, walking with a noticeable limp
>She's in a much more loopy mood than her sister, and when she makes eye contact with Anonjack she flashes him a wobbly grin
>"B-but hey, don't be a stranger..."
>Anonjack slowly turns his head to look at his friends
>Varying levels of displeasure on their muzzles
>"They... made some very compelling points."

>>43021623
>didn't even get both sisters, the WHOLE POINT of twins
Anonjack, no

>>43021698
Shim's just better at handling dick than Sham is all.

I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with a pun for an apple anon name and I can't think of any, all i've got is an equivalent to, but unknown, johnny appleseed throwing random apple seeds being the inspiration behind his name

>>43021623
>Be Anon Sparkle, and real nervous.
>You replaced Twilight Sparkle.
>Which all around is a really bad thing.
>This is going to end with all of Equestria destroyed or something.
>On the flip side, you do have friends.
>So Princess Celestia isn't too worried about that.
>Honestly can't say no to a cute nerd like Moondancer.
>Spike still a thing too.
>Also know Nightmare Moon's whole gig.
>Try to play the part and maybe you can still save the world.
>Celestia sends you to Ponyville.
>Can at least count on the others to play their rolls.
>Just have a dude in the middle of this friendship.
>Hope it isn't too weird with all the mares.
>Land in Ponyville.
>Five stallions are waiting for you.
>"Oh this is fucking great, Twilight got replaced too."
"You mean to tell me..."
>"Yeah. We're the main six now."
"Fuck."

>>43021797
If the six of them actually learn how to tolerate one another they could probably be the most powerful ponies on the planet. Imagine the sheer strength of their autism-powered weaponized friendship

AnonSparkle, ironically exactly the same as Twilight after pushing himself to fill her role once he realised he'd taken her place, became as neurotic and anxious as she was because he doesn't want to 'fail' his role. He's likely as powerful as Twilight was by virtue of filling her role but throws himself into studying and training to try and keep up with his idea of her which also leads him to being the same again, not making friends or being social instead just locked away in the tower studying.
Him being Twilight though means he's going to surrounded by beautiful mares his entire life, mares he can't do anything with without the fear of ruining things, breaking the timeline or getting it wrong.

>>43021623
>Anonjack fucked the shimsham sisters into honest mares

>>43021797
>"Yeah. We're the main six now."
One of the few timelines where I am actually worried about Nightmare Moon's fate.

>>43021767
Look at the list of cultivars. First one on the list on Wikipedia is Abbondanza.
>Abbondanza Apple, a little green colt born to Pear Butter and Bright Mac
>His name is hard for a foal to wrap its young voice around
>When learning to speak his own name, he would just say "Aaannommn" or variants thereof, then give up and giggle
>Pear Butter would suffer an overload of cute every time
>Anon then sticks as his nickname thereafter
>He only gets called "Abbondanza" when he's in trouble with his parents/Granny

>>43021797
Fuck, I didn't realise until now how badly I wanted to be a Mane Six with a bunch of other anonstallions. Actually sounds fun.

>>43021905
Thats perfect, good job anon. As a nickname he could be called double A then teased with Abby

>the episode where the mane six meet the anon six
>pinkie asks why they're all green
>the anons all start calling her racist as a joke

>>43022337
That would make her cry.

>>43022387
They would say it anyway and only feel bad after she starts crying because they're used to being mean to each other

>>43019200
That is totally some shit Rainbow ash would do.

>>43022434
>rainbro keeps pulling off these shenanigans in attempt to get anonstallion laid finally

>Average conversion between anonjack and big mac
"Yup."
>"Eeeyup."
"Mhm?"
>"Nope."
"Yup."
>"Nope."
"Good talkin to ya Mac."
>"Eeeyup."
>Anon had an entire conversation about the apple harvest for the day all in mac speak

>>43017774
>Fluttershy won't stop asking Spike questions.
>Which, yeah, you understand.
>Also, you're Rainbow The Dash.
>Anyway, you hope that Twilight would get insight on Anon's strange behavior won't go anywhere now.
>He's shut down.
>Quietly trotting along side you as you make way to the party.
>The party Twilight doesn't realize she's about to stumble into.
>She hasn't asked Anon anything.
>Twilight looks to you, and all you can do is shrug.
"So Anon, Twilight here is an old pen-pal. You might remember me mentioning her. Like when you didn't cry as a baby I was real worried. She wrote back saying while unusual it happens sometimes."
>"Oh yeah, I remember you writing that one to me."
>Twilight taps her chin as she recalls.
>Anon nods, ears still down and staring at the ground.
>What?
>Is he worried about saying something now?
>Maybe don't push it.
>Look back up to Twilight and shake your head.
>Twilight gives Anon one last determined look before dropping it and looking ahead.
>Spike, on the other hoof, just told Fluttershy his entire life story.
>It's a little strange Anon isn't interested in Spike at all.
>This is a dragon.
>Baby yeah, but you've known Anon to always be interested in dragons.
>Can your kid be suicidal?
>Are there signs?
>You feel a strong urge to hug him and not let go.
>Could be overreacting.
>Better to overreact then being wrong.
>"Oh here's the library."
>Right, time to cover your ears.
>Pinkie always goes over board.
>Odd that Anon never asked to have her do his birthday parties.
>Always Bon Bon.
>You feel the same way, Pinkie is way too much.
>How you can be friends with somepony like her is a mystery.
>Twilight is immediately bowled over, Fluttershy cowers.
>Yup, the usual happens.
>Pinkie Pie is going to Pinkie Pie.
>First impressions, you doubt Twilight is going to enjoy this.
>Whatever, let it happen.
>Look down to your son, and he's watching the two of them.
>You blink a moment, and you see a smile.
>Like he's reliving an old memory.
>Not sure where your hunch comes from, maybe a mother's intuition.
>And there goes Twilight drinking the hot sauce.
"Well that could've gone better. Anon, go chat up with Spike. Not often you get someone like him roll into town."
>"He's wearing a lamp shade."
"That's how you know he knows how to have fun. Come on, we only have a little bit of time before the sun rising. I ain't going to let you sleep past this one."
>Anon looks up the stairs where Twilight ran up.
>"'K."
>You sigh as he moseys on over to the drake.
>Fluttershy next to you also sighs.
>"Aw, he's going to make friends with a dragon his own age. What a beautiful thing."
"I hope so. Was he acting weird today?"
>"Besides what you told me what he said? Just more reserved. Still helpful. My parents are concern."
"Well yeah, who wouldn't be?"
>"Did you tell his dad?"
"Yes."
>That short stern answer tells Fluttershy everything.
>"He cares."
>"Hey girls! Cupcake?"
>Pinkie Pie has slide her way between the two of you.

>>43022746
Kino green fren

>>43022696
She's a good friend.

>>43021892
>>43022190
"Ok, so any other changes? You guys still like our mare counterparts or?"
>DashAnon pipes up quickly.
>"Oh no we're all waaaaay different. Take me for instance. Sure being real fast is cool, but you know what's even better?"
"Being loyal?"
>Rolls his eyes.
>"That's character traits. Any way, weather magic. Like dude I control the weather. The weather! I went all in and practically the best weather mage ever."
>Makes his point by bringing his wing tips close and arching electricity.
>"So cool."
>JackAnon takes out a gun.
>Well damn.
>"I'm Sheriff."
"So the Apple family's finances?"
>"Let's just say I actually know how to count. They're taken care of."
>Anonity, who looks way buffer than you'd think, steps up.
>"I wasn't really into dresses. So I took up metallurgy."
"A blacksmith."
>"Oh yes 'darling', I love making armor and weapons. Gems for that extra magical punch."
>FlutterAnon actually sounds like poisoned joak Fluttershy.
>"Forest warden. Think ranger for the Everfree Forest. I've already met Zecroa. Know every monster and critter that scurries in there."
>That leaves Pinkponk Anon.
>"I'm a pirate."
"What?"
>"Naw, I'm kidding. I did build an air ship and use it for...privateer stuff."
>Oh god this stallion has definitely killed people.
>They all put a hoof on you.
>"TwiAnon, tell us the truth. What about you?"
"I still learned magic."
>"And did you make friends?"
"Yes. Also Moondancer is my marefriend."
>There is a pause, a dark shadow over their faces.
>A tear rolls down AJ.
>"You did good Anon. Real good."
"Y'all want to do something real funny?"
---
>Be Nightmare Moon.
>"Mares, mares, mares, mares."
>And you think this world has gone insane.
>These stallions have cornered you in your castle.
>And they won't stop chanting.
>"Mare, mare, mare."
>They just captured you.
>And they're now just rubbing you.
>Not carnally, but it's real uncomfortable how hoofies they are.
>"Dark mare."
>Please use the Elements.
>Anytime now.
>Don't want to be here anymore.
>"MARE."

>>43022968
>Nightmare Moon returns the sun and releases Celestia to get the Male Six to stop petting her
>She doesn't properly reform and stays the Nightmare, just 'compliant'
>The group doesn't initially unlock the Elements, but hanging out and being bros together strengthens their friendship for it eventually

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>>43021623
anonjack is vulnerable to manipulative mares
case in point

>>43023185
A 'good enough' outcome, I suppose.

>>43021623
>>43023203
>Big Mac and Applebloom have to go out and drag Anonjack home every other week when he's run off with some new mare he met
>Granny Smith doesn't even get out of her chair anymore after the fourth time he claims he's found The One (they'll have broken up by the end of the month)

>>43023436
Finally, some form of Applejack has an actual characteristic. All we had to do is crib from Pokemon's Brock.

>>43022429
>Varieties of "are you racist?" get thrown
>all of them said through poorly stifled cackles and barely suppressed smiles
>each Anon Six is goading the other on to more and more all nearly falling over each other with laughter
>justlikemymongolianthroatsingingforum.jpg
>then Pinkie starts crying
>thiskillstheanon.jpg
>there smiles and optimism: gone
>the Anon Six push Anon Pie toward Pinkie to try and get him to fix it
>arguing starts about "who started it should fix it"
>turns into a Six Stooges bit
>the slapstick slowly turns Pinkie from crying to laughing
>the rest of the Mane Six join in
>they see the Anon Six as slightly rough around the edges, but overall good
>the six don't realize that each Anon is trying to injure the others with gusto but the PG rating of the universal box they're trapped in won't let them
>"Why I oughta" can be heard echoing across town for miles

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>>43023185
>they unlock the Elements for Discord
>initially they play along a little in his chaos world cause it's a change of pace and unironically fun
>even give him ideas for how to mess stuff up more
>it's only when they start to see how miserable every other pony is that they do something
>they don't actually HAVE the Elements yet so they just do what they can
>any magic and tricks they've learned
>all unsurprisingly are ineffective against Discord
>starts to dawn on them that they are literally trying to fight an equivalent of a god
>shit
>Discord decides they all need some time apart to cool off and readjust (see; corrupt them)
>only when the Anon Six realize that losing the first genuine, real life connections they've made is scarier than losing to Discord does the spark hit
>friendship beam goes off and Discord is banished
>after the dust settles
>"was it always that gay?" one anon asks
>the other five, in unison give a simple "yes"

>>43023476
They all say 'No homo' every time they use the Elements.

>>43022709
Anonjack is stoic until applebloom comes home then hes sunshine and rainbows for her

>>43023494
>Anon Pie holds his friends close
>"Full Homo."
>Nobody can tell if it's a solo game of gay chicken or if he genuinely means it

>>43019200
Do (You) think Rainbow Dash is pleased or upset that Rarity got Anon's first kiss?

>>43023436
>The appledash ship still becomes canon
>Rainbow Dash says that she's just protecting him from dangerous mares
>Here's a hint: she's the most dangerous mare he knows

>>43023663
“No homo.”
>”All the homo!”

>>43023670
Rainbow Dash wants to get Anon married with Rarity so she's trying to be the best wingpony.

>>43024127
Living the Element of Loyalty to the fullest I see.

>anonymous rex is old
>it had been decades since grogars death and the tree of harmony stripped him of his alicorn status
>he's old now
>for the first time he looks as old as he feels
>anon stands before the spot he had slain grogar for the final time, twilight standing by his side
>even after all these years anon can't believe that the old goat is really dead
>anon and twilight turn and start trotting off
>and then they stop
>a horrible and oppressing feeling emanates from grogars grave
>they turn around and see one of grogars horns somehow became unearthed
>and they witness true horror as it starts to grow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoFIf6OEjwo

>>43024816
>anon rushes in and stomps at the horns back into the dirt
>"NO! NO! I AM FUCKING TIRED OF FIGHTING! MY ARTHRITIS CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE!"
>Twilight tries to stop him before his gout starts acting up or he gets a stroke

>Anonjack visiting fluttershy's cottage more
>Gossip is theyre dating
>Reality is that Anonjack is trying to get ahold of discord to make him restore applejack

>>43024867
Ask one of the princesses to shoot his remains into space. Not the moon, not the sun. Space. Let the void take care of it.

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>>43024930
>discord tries to do as anonjack asks
>all that happens is that a useless novelty trash can pops up

>>43023185
Instead of blasting her with reality altering magic. The Stallion Six make the two sisters sit down and talk through their issues. For a long time.
Any resistance is met with intense brushing.

>>43025000
>"Sister, please, i am willing to compromise within reason."
>Nightmare Moon leans in and whispers
>"I do not want the orange one inhaling my mane again."

>>43025291
>The other anons have to keep anonjack from falling in love with yet another mare

>>43025000
>Any resistance is met with intense brushing.
They enjoy that in secret. None of the two will admit it though.

>>43020956
>setting the picture Anonymity took of you when you got back to his home later that night on the nightstand made the bedroom feel much more comfortable
>"You brought that one with you?" Anon set down the last of your bags at the foot of the bed
"It felt right to. Why? Would you have gone with something else?"
>he steps up next to you to look the photo over
>"I think the picture of me proposing has us looking a little more dignified."
>Anonymity had taken the photo as soon as she opened the front door, which happened to be right as you and Anonymous were trying to have your first real kiss
>thus the photo was more capturing your shared, wide eyed moment of surprise at the camera flash as your lips met
>combined with your still scuffed up outfits it made for a very evocative, let's call it, scene
"True. But this just feels right. Really makes it all, you know, set in."
>you took a seat on the bed and looked at your webbing band
"Married. I never would have guessed a few years ago. You feel any different?"
>Anon lays down on the bed next to you
>"I feel like I should be worried I'm going to wake up and have to go through the pre-wedding nervousness again."
"Ha. I'm serious. When Shining and Cadance got married they were still recovering from an invasion so I can't exactly expect to feel like they did, but my mom said she felt like she could fly when her and dad got married. I should be feeling something like that, shouldn't I?"
>"I think you're psyching yourself out again," he moved his head to rest it on your lap. "You seemed plenty flight-y at the wedding."
>can't deny that. You'd been so overwhelmed with emotion as the moment got closer you were unable to keep your wings from occasionally flapping on their own
>and it had been Anon that helped calm you down enough to get through the ceremony. He'd gotten pretty good at that
>it hadn't really occurred to you that he'd never really seen you at your most nervous until he talked you down from a nervous episode while handling a friendship dilemma. The look of worry on his face snapped you out of it more than his words
"Yeah, you're right. I just need to let the last of these butterflies in my stomach go away."
>"Or replace them. You know, 'cause we're on our honeymoon now and all..?"
"Thanks, you replaced the old butterflies with new ones."
>you give him a light noogie that eases into petting his head. He really likes it when you pet him like that, as his relaxed sinking into your lap proves
>"If it helps, I think this is just as good."
>you're able to meet his eyes without either of you turning away in love shyness
>it feels unreal now that there were days you'd ever wished to never see him again. Now there's no one you'd rather be with forever

I think that's where I'll call the green. It probably could have covered some more, but I'm not a good enough writer yet to really explore and convey relationships like that

>>43025503
Stellar green, anon. Thanks for sharing it.

>>43025503
Great green! Was fun to read

>>43025503
You did great. A nice and comfy end to it, Thanks Anon!

>>43025503
Is the whole thing saved on Ponepaste?

>>43025964
Yeah, right here
https://ponepaste.org/11700

>>43026440
Thanks, friend.

>RD never told her parents about her son anon
>they found out like how they found out she was a wonderbolt in the show

>>43026798
As much as she would hate it, I don’t think she would go that far.

>>43026885
Anon encourages it, tries to avoid it, solely because this one seems pretty canon-obsessed and doesn't want them introduced "too early". He's kind of a sperg.

>>43026798
wasn't dashanon the result of a teen pregnancy? they definitely would notice their daughter being pregnant

>>43027077
>"I'm uh, you know. Bulking."

>>43022746
>Be Spike the dragon.
>Wait don't leave.
>Crushing it on the dance floor with the other ponies.
>Anon is with you, doing a pretty normal pony trot.
>Poor equines can't match these moves.
>"I'm grab'n a drink."
"Oh, I want one too. I really want that hot sauce."
>That gets a chuckle out of him.
>There's a mare at the bar watching the two of you.
>Don't worry lady, we're not going to grab the adult drinks.
"Pinkie parties are great. You probably enjoy them all the time."
>Anon carefully balances his cup in his wing.
>Interesting, it looks like how you hold stuff with your claws.
>"Not really. She's got something going on everyday, which is more than I can handle."
"And Rarity looks so beautiful when she dances."
>How how your heart flutters for that beautiful unicorn.
>"Really? Her? Spike, you come from Canterlot. A city of unicorns; I'm pretty sure you got some knock out gorgeous mares up there."
>No accounting for taste.
>Poor Anon and his plebeian tastes.
>"Grass is, no wait better analogy, emeralds are always greener on the other mountain?"
"Probably need to workshop that one a bit longer, but I get what you're saying."
>"So does Twilight really not have any friends?"
>Right, that thing that Princess Celestia wrote about.
"I mean, it's not entirely true, but it has gotten worse. She practically ran away from the idea of attending Moondancer's birthday party."
>Anon cringes at that.
>"That poor mare. You gotta check up on her, she's probably devastated."
>Play with your empty cup.
"Eh, she has other friends."
>Anon's face flashes with a bit of anger, but it vanishes so fast you think you just imagined it.
"You got friends? I'll be honest you seem pretty reclusive yourself."
>He nods.
>"A few close ones. In Cloudsdale and here."
>"Don't listen to him. This guy is lying his tail off."
>A new challenger appears.
>"Hey Scootaloo, and yeah they're my friends. Adults make for good friends"
>Some orange pegasus has slinked her way to the drink bar too.
>"Spike right? You're probably the longest Anon has talked to anyone his own age. Willingly."
>She seems a little vindictive.
>History?
>"Hey, Spike is a dragon. Which is pretty cool. Got you to come up and talk to him."
>Aw, thanks Anon.
>Scootaloo just glares at Anon.
>Anon, just doesn't seem to care.
>Then he just yells.
>"Pinkie! Cupcake for Scoots stat!"
>Scootaloo's eyes widen.
>"Not again! Anon you jerk!"
>Pinkie Pie swoops in from up high and grabs the filly.
>"Cupcake time! Weeeee!"
>You give Anon a questioning look.
>He shrugs.
>"She worships the air my mom flies on. Has strong feelings about how I don't appreciate it."
>Not fully buying that explanation, but whatever.
"Right, better check up on Twilight. What to help?"
>"That's ok. We'll be leaving soonish."

>>43027415
Calling for a cupcake strike seems particularly evil but hilarious

>>43021108
>Anonjack, resident sheriff
.... actually if you want to take a more lighthearted approach to it, Anon being born an Apple and becoming Ponyville's local sheriff sounds really fun. Like 90% of the time he's just helping out Applejack and Big Mac at the farm because Ponyville is generally so peaceful. The rest of the time is either the shenanigan of the week, or more likely keeping the Cutiemark Crusaders from accidentally blowing something up.

>>43021170
I want to say Kindness, but I feel like I've lost a lot of that as I've gotten older and colder. I still try to be nice to people as a general rule, it's only polite, but I'm not sure if I like the adult I've become in terms of mindset and that makes me a bit sad to think about.

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>>43027633
You're certainly not alone in that feeling. It's only natural to want to be better than you've ended up, I relate. We just have to trust we'll improve ourselves, slowly and deliberately :)

>>43025354
This. Luna is touch starved and I get the feeling Celestia would just enjoy being spoiled by a group of young bucks in general.

>>43027888
>Luna is touch starved
Imagine Luna having a mental crash every time you give her a hug.

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>>43021170
I would be a deadpan laughter element.

>>43028107
>Mare goes to a doctor for her depression
>"I know! Go see the element of laughter, Anon. She's hilarious!"
>"But doctor," sighed the mare, "I am Anon!"

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>>43026798
>YOU HAVE A FOAL?!

>>43027415
This series of greens is kino and I hope you find your waifu in the afterlife

>>43028166
I think Rainbow Dash was basically teen pregnant? In which case they'd probably know. I really wouldn't be surprised if they were cheering for their daughter in the birthing room.

>>43028293
She told them she ate a watermelon seed

>>43028293
Also Zypher would blab his mouth off.

What if Anon Dash was legitimately a really good flyer but doesn't really want Rainbow Dash to know because it'd feel like rubbing in her ruined dream of being a wonderbolt in her face.

Conversely, what if Rainbow Dash learned Anon was a talented flyer and basically forced herself as his coach, initially because it was a way to bond with her son over something she's really passionate about, but kinda getting out of hand as she subconsciously imagines Anon achieving her dreams of becoming a Wonderbolt.

>>43027415
great green writechad

>>43028382
This implies any anon could ever be good at anything

>>43027415
>>She seems a little vindictive.
>>History?
Inb4 Dashanon absolutely curved her

>>43028841
>She thinks anon and scoots have crushes on each other

https://youtu.be/opDFFYA8oA4?si=HvUKOIO2Am-ZQPKY
>Anonjack sings this to chrysalis during the wedding
>Twilight wants to strangle him the entire time

>>43028841
>>43028918
Anon is still a canon bitch.

>>43028166
They'd still find a way to celebrate that.

>>43028836
Them Dash genes are hard to beat.

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I rewatched over the garden wall. It just gets a grip on my mind. Here’s Anon in Wirts regalia. Maybe going to Equestria is much like getting lost in the woods

>>43029942
Very lovely art Anon, I love it so much!

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>>43029942
That's based, anon. Anonstallion's Gregory could be Anonfilly.

>>43029942
Watch out for that Discord, he cleans the garden wall with sharp hedges.

>>43029942
He looks like a garden gnome.

>>43027415
>It's great to be Rainbow Dash again.
>Your time perception is tingling.
>Got a knack for that when perfecting weather patterns and time schedules.
>It's close to the big ol' sun rising.
"Gals, it's time to get going. Anon, get your fluffy rump over here. We got a princess to go witness."
>Herds move in the masses, but you spot your boy easily as he maneuvers to you.
"You weren't picking on Scootaloo again were you?"
>The frustrated puffing of his cheeks is still adorable.
>"I am always polite. It isn't my fault she has a feather to pick with me."
"Maybe she has a crush on you squirt."
>He quickly retorts, not even slightly embarrassed.
>"She has a crush on her idol. You, Dash."
>...
>"M-mom."
"Thank you."
>Fluttershy practically buts her way in the conversation.
>"I saw you Anon! Your aunt Fluttershy is so proud of you making friends with Spike. He's a very cute baby dragon."
>Anon actually takes a step back from his eager aunt.
>"Well it was a positive interaction. I don't know if we can call it a friendship. Working up to acquaintance."
>"I think he would love to be your friend."
>Now he's looking annoyed.
>So does Twilight behind him.
>Oh hey, Twilight is here.
>"Great. Glad this is working out. Where is the town hall? I really want to get this moving."
>Geez, gnawing on her horn?
>Outside the library you take point for the group.
>"Dashie. 'Nonny!"
>You shudder.
>Anon shudders.
>He's here.
>Zephyr Breeze is here, why?
>Even the other ponies around you all are giving you a wide birth.
>A quick glance at Fluttershy, who is looking a little guilty right now.
"Just Rainbow Dash."
>Twilight watches with curious attention as he bodily picks up Anon and gives him a hug.
>Anon looks real uncomfortable.
>"You're his father?"
>"He's Zephyr Breeze."
>Anon answers her, his dad pulls back.
>"Hey there little Anon, just dad is fine."
>"How the airship project go?"
>Zephry missteps as Anon just cuts him a no nonsense question.
>"Or did you move on to the next goal again?"
>Sweating a bit, Zephyr puts him down.
>"Don't worry about that my boy. I'm here for you!"
>"I'm fine."
>Ouch, that deadpan delivery.
>Twilight actually steps up next to them.
>"Actually while we talk to the town hall, could you tell me more about yourself?"
>Zephry pauses as he processes this new pony.
>Then he looks at you.
>And her again.
>A wiry grin crosses his face.
>"You're not going to get Dash jealous. Don't bother."
>Like a gunshot, Anon just shoots his father down.
>He coughs almost uncontrollably.
>"No love for your dear pops?"
>"Just saving you the trouble."
>Twilight is actually writing down something in a notebook floating next to her.
>"Mr. Breeze, I'm was in a support group for teenage mothers. Granted, Ms. Dash and I have aged out of the group. However, I am curious on what you do for a living?"
>Like he was just caught sleeping on a thunder cloud, Zephry pauses from the onslaught of information.
>"Exploring my options right now."

>>43030633
I've made a paste.
https://ponepaste.org/11727

>>43030652
>>43030633
Enjoying the green, anon

>>43030652
Love the green Anon. Bless you for your kind service!

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>>43030633

>zephyr consistently getting smacked in the balls by Anon for being a shit dad
>Hes unemployed
My sides

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>>43030953
How can Zephyr be a dad if he never scored?

>>43031159
made me laugh, I like your art.

>>43031159
holy crap that's hilarious

>>43031181
He's an opportunistic stallion. Saw his shoot and took it without thought. A beta.

>>43031181
He tripped on a banana peel and fell into Rainbow Dash, instantly blowing a load from the shock of it all. It doesn't count.

>>43030652
Loving this, keep it up!
>>43031159
Made me kek, thanks

>>43031493
>fell into Rainbow Dash
Poor Dash.

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>>43021170
Generosity.
I wish I could express it more, but it just gets abused so easy. And also people get flustered and confused and uncomfortable when given stuff.

i miss the mom threads

>>43032917
I thought those were about Celestia.

>>43033211
It was open to everypony, she was just super common

>>43032917
There was some pretty comfy greens in those threads. I would definitely like to see more anoncolt with his pony mom stories here.

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>>43021767
His real name is Sugar Apple, wants to be called Anon (Spanish for sugar apple, according to Google Translate). Has only ever let two ponies call him by his real name: Pear Butter & Granny Smith.

>>43030633
>"Exploring your options. Oh, so you're in advance school then, or even a high trade."
>Twilight, you can't be this naive.
>Right?
>Be Rainbow mother of one Dash.
>Zephry looks between you and Anon.
>And a third pony?
>Oh right, Fluttershy is also here.
"Twilight, don't worry about it."
>Anon also interjects.
>"Don't you have more important things to think about than some colt's familiar relationship?"
>She pauses at that, giving Anon that annoyed stare.
>"You're trying to deflect. You're correct and you're trying to use that. Very smart for someone your age."
>Chewing on her lip, Twilight looks at Zephry.
>"Go talk to your son, I'm going to ask Dash a few questions."
>Uh what?
"What's this about?"
>"How smart is he?"
"Very. When he thinks I'm not looking. I am. I don't think he got it from either of his parents."
>Twilight hums at that.
>"I wonder if his intelligence is linked to his depreciating value in himself."
"That's a thing?"
>"Or maybe autism."
>Thanks, Twilight.
>"Twilight, you can't just call a child autistic."
>Spike facepalmed.
>"It's very likely the root cause to this situation."
>She might be autistic herself.
"How about this? Think about it, and get back with me after you go home to Canterlot."
>It gets a little crowded as you all stand in front of the town hall doors.
>Have to take to the skies to hover.
>"Right, back to Canterlot. It might not matter."
>Ears flick at Twilight mumbling under her breath.
>Strange, what's bothering her?
>"Mom, please save me."
>Anon in a deadpan voice pleads for you to rescue him.
>Zephyr is doing that thing where he tries to mold Anon's mane into some kind of nonsense.
"Ok, Zephry. We're about to see Princess Celestia. Now is not the time for goofy new age mane art. This is going to be his first time seeing her. Would rather you don't style his mane into something that he can't see past."
>"Dash, he needs to feel loved, and as a emotionally intelligent pony I am applying my skills."
"You can't be serious. He doesn't like being treated like a poodle."
>Or Rarity.
>Don't say that out loud.
>Whining would never cease.
>"I don't treat him like a dog, and I'm not Serious. That's a donkey."
"Then stop being such an ass."
>"You know, the rest of us would love you don't spill out your family drama in public."
>Applejack, do you have to headbutt into this?
>Though she is right, the other ponies around are shifting uncomfortably.
>This always happens when he rolls into town.
>Zephry looks embarrassed as he lands on the ground, then jerks his head around when he realizes he just lost his son.
>"Wait, where did Anon go?"
"He's under the appetizer table. Snuck off the moment you let go."
>Following after him, you wait for the ceremony to start.
>We'll get this show on the road, and then you'll fly the coop with Anon.
>Mare, this day was so disappointing.
>Don't feel like you've made much progress at all.
>Gotta work this out.
>Well this day is almost over, and Celestia will raise a new one.

>>43033457
were those "zephry" on purpose?

>>43033457
>He's under the appetizer table. Snuck off the moment you let go.
Top kek

>>43033457
>"Twilight, you can't just call a child autistic."
holy lol

>>43033299
The original /mom/ was Momlestia themed. That died many years ago though. Doing an everypony variant of mom was a failed attempt to revive the prompt.

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>>43033457
>Well this day is almost over, and Celestia will raise a new one.
here we go boy, strap the fuck in

>>43033457
>>"Or maybe autism."
She could sense one of her ilk from a mile away

>>43032917
I used to like them to. But they were gradually killed.

>>43034299
Turned into an incest fest.

>>43034332
The incest wasn't the main problem. That was something else.

>>43034588
Did it suffer the same fate as most generals? Losing writefags?

>>43034773
Pretty much yes.

>>43034773
Life happens, I just hope all the write fags and everyone else are doing well wherever they are.

>>43035238
talking about writefags what happened to sunn? I was looking forward to more peganon.

>>43021767
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_apple_cultivars

There's one named "Albury Park Nonsuch" and is best used in cooking.

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>>43035707
he fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Writefags are temporary anons, our love for pony (especially mares), is forever. This anonstallion thing is just one form of that love. Candybutt told me.

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>>43033457
>Twilight

>>43033457
>Be Scootaloo, a rather upset.
>You were going to be hiding under the snack table.
>Instead you find Anon there.
>Step on his tail.
"What are you doing here? This was my spot."
>With a twinge of annoyance, Anon pulls his tail away.
>Glares at you before lifting a little more of the table cloth.
>"Hi Scootaloo!"
>Oh, he's not the only one.
>Applebloom, Sweetie Bell, Dinkie, actually all of the school students are under the snack table.
>"Get your tail in here before you blow our cover. I want full access to the snacks."
>Hopefully the adults don't know.
>---
>Be adults in the room.
>We know.
>---
>Squishing up next to Anon, you quickly steal a cookie.
"You're a real spoil sport, you know that?"
>"Arguing with you is not something I'm interested in doing."
"Yeah well, maybe you should have someone tell you when you're being a cloud head."
>Taking a big swig of apple juice, Anon once again doesn't retort.
>That just makes you madder.
>Angrier?
>Whatever, he thinks he's better than you.
"You. Y-your a real jerk. A bucking jerk!"
>Gasps from the rest of the class is heard.
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon from the other end of the table 'ooohs' at that.
>Anon rolls his eyes at you.
>"End of the world, and I have to deal with this. What's going on between Dash and me is none of your business. I don't pry into your family drama."
>How dare he say it's none of your business.
"I'm the president of the Rainbow Dash club."
>"Fan clubs is no basis or reason to get your feathers in a pin cushion."
"Don't brush me off like that."
>You attempt to push him, and he just parries you with one of his large wings.
>So instead you just grab it.
"See this, you got it from your mom and you don't appreciate it."
>Then he just picks you up with the wing as you hold on.
>Hate how uninterested he is.
>"You know, you could just ask Dash to hang out with you. I'm not going to tell her not to."
"She doesn't have the time."
>"More than you think. Now let go of my wing."
>With a flick, he jerks it out of your hooves.
>Mayor Mare starts speaking.
>Guess it's time for the princess to show up.

>>43036198
>Your majesty fills the room.
>Fresh from victory and blood boiling with jubilation.
>Darkness shrouds your arrival, but it doesn't hide the ponies visages from you.
>Be Nightmare Moon.
>Eternal night is at hoof, and you see it fit to herald it to the ponies that expected their lovely sun princess to appear.
>Makes you mirthful.
>Fear colors the room.
>As you introduce yourself to the subjects, their fear is palpable.
>All attention is on you as you move like shadows.
>They can't turn away from your voice.
>Every word they hold onto it like a last will and testament.
>How elevating.
>Their whispers reach your ears.
>Going through the stages of denial.
>Despair foals.
>Behold my glory and despair!
>Though something has caught your magic.
>Something else.
>---
>Be Anon.
>You don't know how many times you've seen this scene, but it takes on a whole other level witnessing it.
>She is beautiful.
>Incredible in how she moves.
>The chill she brings to the room.
>Wow.
"Nightmare Moon."
>---
>The child, he knows who you are.
>He said your name just before the unicorn did.
>No fear, no panic.
>Adoration.
>Eyes wide with wonder.
>He doesn't see a monster to fear.
>Why?
>You intend to find out.
>As you strike down the day guards with lightening.
>You leap down, again the colt doesn't flinch at anything you do.
>Faster than the ponies can anticipate you move across the room.
"I'll take you."
>"What?"
>Scooping him up with mane of stars, you fly out of the building with him.
>Now you taste the fear off of him.
>Too late for that child.
>You will pry out the truth.
>---
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Your son.
>He just got grabbed.
>Your son, just got foalnapped by an evil alicorn!
>He had reached out his hoof and called for you.
>Called for his mom.
>You buck Applejack in the face for grabbing your tail and bolt.
>Kick the town hall doors off their hinges.
>She's flying off fast, but you're Rainbow Dash.
>Rainbow Dash is fast, and you will not lose this race.

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>>43036245
>Luna Grabs Anon and runs off, RD gives chase before backup.
Oh yes. It has begun, and just the way I had hoped it would!

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>>43036245
oh yeah, that's that good shit

>>43036245
>Luna yoinks Anon out of there like the US did with Maduro
IT BEGINS!

>>43036245
>"I'll take you."
>>"What?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5y-FaGeDfk

>>43035996
The thing I'm currently working on simply doesn't involve Anon. This mom thread stuff sounds interesting though, and I'm really taken with this Rainbow Dash story going on right now.

>>43036417
She's a nasty woman.

>>43035944
What a cliffhanger.

>>43037393
Be difficult to do to a pegasus.

>>43019200
>"Kiss her you dip!"

>>43036245
Moona is a cradle robber confirmed???

>>43037709
Since season 2.

>>43037709
It's why she went to the moon.

>>43037591
Unless you go ye olde hurt wing for some reason route.

>>43020617
That's a cool pic.

>>43039389
FOR (YOU)

>>43030014
The hat is still looking whack.

>>43037709
Robber and gobbler.

>>43036734
>>43036417
>>43037709
>"There was no 'age of consent' law a thousand years ago, colt!"
Anon must learn the ancient magick of the 'No-No Square' to survive!

>>43040194
>Pegasus colt
Owari da

>>43040194
Boop and run!

Boop

>>43032532
Generosity doesn't have to be about giving physical things. Contributing to a thread in a positive manner is also generous, like, just giving time and effort to it. It's an element I admire and wish I could express more too, but in my case it's mostly low motivation that holds me back from giving as much as I would like.

>>43036245
>This race for your son is on.
>Nightmare Moon must be distracted, because you close in fast.
>A few kilohooves from where you started and you dive to grab him.
>She almost yelps in surprise.
>The monster mare twists unnaturally, and mists.
>Anon drops through the mist, and you buzz it.
>Miss him by a wingspan.
>Nightmare reforms quickly and grabs Anon just as he opens his own wings.
>"You must be the mother. I can see where the bravery comes from, now fail in your duty."
>Screech to a stop, can feel your body shift uncomfortably at the break.
>Spin 180 and shoot back.
>Without missing a beat, the monster mare had taken off straight through the open store stalls.
>Purposefully, Nightmare takes the most cluttered route to knock you off her tail and lose line of sight.
>Not even breaking a sweat, you tighten your turns and body.
>Miss pots and produce like a missile.
>Then she cheats and throws an entire door at you with her magic.
"No you don't!"
>Twist over the offending obstacle and kick off of it.
>Might have just ruined somepony's stall, but you'll apologize later.
>What you weren't expecting was blue magic walls to appear in front of you.
>A blue magic wall of force.
"Oh manure."
>With the same force as you kicked the door, you buck the earth.
>Thrown up, you see Nightmare Moon leaping over a house.
>Hooves and legs sting from kicking the ground as hard as you could.
>Anon is trying to bite the only place he could reach, which is sadly her helmeted head.
>Good try champ.
>"Stop trying to bite my ears."
>"Stop trying to hurt her."
>"Nothing I've done has been any real danger to her. I can change my mind if you don't cooperate."
"Go kick moon dust!"
>Try to lunge kick again.
>With a blue blip, Nightmare teleports to a house roof over.
>"Not fast enough."
>With a toothy grin, she floats up.
>"As amusing as this is, I think we're done here."
>Nightmare Moon shoots up, half mist, half solid.
>"Let's see how long your endurance holds until you fall."
>Follow quickly after the sorceress.
>A straight assent is difficult, so you pump your wings to make the most of lift.
>Then she cheats.
>Teleporting ahead, Nightmare Moon pops farther and farther away.
>Straight up, she doesn't have to worry about exhausting herself if she doesn't fly.
>Suck in as much air as you can.
>Then push.
>"Ouch! Stupid colt."
>With a hesitant moment, Nightmare Moon smacks your son and dazes him.
>Red colors your vision as you fly harder.
>Lungs are starting to burn.
>Lactic acid is eating your muscles.
>It's not enough, and Nightmare Moon merely teleports even higher.
>Now higher than Cloudsdale.
>Vision is getting hazy at the edges.
>Air is nearly gone.
>Wings are about to cramp.
>You see her even higher, and she's smiling.
>You see your son, in his dazed state he looks confused.
>For a moment, you can't hear it, but you swear he calls 'mom' in his stupefied state.
>Now you don't care if you hurt yourself.
>Air around you cones.

>>43041344
Dubs if despair, she can't keep up, she's out of shape (for rainbow dash)

>>43041344
>With a hesitant moment, Nightmare Moon smacks your son and dazes him.
>For a moment, you can't hear it, but you swear he calls 'mom' in his stupefied state.
>Now you don't care if you hurt yourself.
>Air around you cones.
Well, I guess Celestia's gonna have to use a spatula to get her sister's remains off the ground once this is over.

>>43040194
The what?

>>43041706
>he doesn't know the No-No Square
NGMITE

>>43041344
Exceptionally well described action.

>>43041500
So Dash must suffer for having hips?

>>43041925
She's less aerodynamic now. That's the price of having fat hips.

>>43041925
>>43042187
hips AND plot, mr.anon

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>>43042187
>>43042208
SHE'S FAT!

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>>43041925
Bitch can barely fit in the bathtub nowadays.

>>43037610
That's hotter than it should be.

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>>43041344
>Air around you cones.

>>43042229
Get a bigger tub mom.

>>43042229
>Plenty of space
Yeah, beneath her.

>>43042229
>>43042881
It's not all about spacial IQ okay

>>43042881
Won’t you drown?

>>43043216
Suck on her teats to heal yourself with her milk to compensate the HP drain caused by drowning. Easy.

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Would you raise a anonpony family?

>>43043913
>How do I even come back from that?!
I've been deeper in her than you'll ever get.

>>43043913
These anonpony family pics are so cute!

>Anon pops up in equestria at the same time and place as candy ass as a unicorn
>Anon is a canonfag
>Candy ass gets a crush on anon
>He accidentally once talked about things that'll happen
>Cadence believes that he saw a *possible* future and not *the* future and tries to convince him to not let a vision of what could be rule his life

>>43044041
Has a heart attack when she kisses him and asks him out for a date.

>>43041344
>"So mom, what all goes into a Sonic Rainboom?"
>Look up as your son eats oatmeal you made.
"Really challenging and demanding on your body. I did it once, but I was very young. Honestly I attribute that to how my body was?"
>Anon tilts his head, ears straight forward.
"Bouncy. I was small and wiry. I could stretch and bend like a spring. It gets way harder as an adult. Not that I haven't tried. Every so often I'll give it a go."
>Slap your hips to make a point.
"I doubt I could do it even if I didn't have this. You need a lot of thrust. You can cheat by going down, but then you hit the resistance."
>"Like air resistance?"
>Shake your head no.
"That's only part of it. Magic is actually a big factor. It wants to explode, but it only has so much of your body to use. It demands everything."
"So when the wall comes, you either break it."
"Or it breaks you."
---
>You're breaking.
>Flying straight up like this is going to kill you.
>Head is throbbing, have to focus to not see double.
>There is only one shot at this.
>Nightmare Moon is going to teleport away again.
>In that short window of time, she can't see you.
>In the span of time this teleport happens, you have to speed up faster then ever.
>Then catch her.
>Your body was burning up, but at this altitude now your freezing.
>Gotta bluff her.
>Maintain eye contact with this alicorn monster.
>She has the upper hoof, let her keep thinking that.
>With another dark glow, her horn shines.
>There's the teleport.
>The air around you tightens.
>Crushes you.
>Buck your wings feel like they're being torn off in a compressor.
>The wall is coming, and you're about to hit it head on.
>Air screams around you, making your ears ring.
>A fraction of time you proceed the teleport returning.
>Nightmare Moon doesn't see how close you are.
>Do or...
>Do, there is no die.
>You're doing this now!
>Magic and air crackle as the monster appears.
>Go.

>>43044169
>...
>Where?
>...
>Wa
>Dark.
>'Wake up.'

>>43044172
>Throw your eyes open.
>You're tail spinning.
>Hacking and coughing your lungs out.
>Saliva hangs out your mouth like a frothy mess.
>Smell blood.
>Hooves feel like they hit a mountain.
>Wings won't move.
>Cramping up.
>Twist your body upright and just let them stretch out.
>You can't fly, but slow the fall enough.
>Do you even have energy to fly?
>Oh, you have nose bleeds.
>That explains the smell.
>Buck, you blacked out mid flight.
>Where's your son?
"A-An."
>A coughing fit starts.
"Anon?"
>"Dash!"
>Ears perk up.
>You see a few pegasi coming up to you.
>Zephyr Breeze, panting, flies up to to meet you.
"What happened? I can't remember anything in the last few minutes?"
>"What do you mean you don't remember? You exploded! The sky exploded!"
"Where's Anon?"
>He looks ashamed to shrug his shoulders.
>"I don't know."
>Grab him roughly.
"I bet Twilight does. Go to my house. In my freezer I have energy shakes. In the closet of my room, I have a dark cloud seed in a jar."
>Zephry's eyes widen.
>"Dash, that stuff is dangerous."
"I don't know if you noticed, but I threw myself at Nightmare Moon and it did nothing! I need to bring something, anything dangerous."
>He points at your man.
>"I don't think you did nothing."
>Slowly you raise a hoof to your mane, and something is stuck in it.
>Pull it out.
>It's a fang.
>"I think you just punched that out of her."
"Well, good to know that she bleeds. Now get my stuff. I got a unicorn to talk to."
>"Right. Sis also followed that Twilight mare, they're at the library."
>Perfect.

>>43043973
"And I've been in her longer than you."

>>43043913
Never thought that autism could be wholesome.

>>43044227
I actually got her belly to bulge.

>>43044216
>Does a sonic rainboom
>Only knocks out a tooth
all of that for a drop of blood?
I bed NMM is pissed

>>43044665
Probably a bit miffed and impressed a pegasus could draw blood.

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>>43043913
Didn't expect my shitty drawings to spread around. Have a new one.

>>43044552
That kind of goes for both. You can't have a bulge if either of them was missing.

>>43044944
Nigga better not hit a pothole.

>>43044868
I love them, they're pretty good drawings if I do say so myself.
>>43045008
lol understandable

>>43045008
Kek

>Page 8 in 90 minutes
Slidenigger is back.

>>43044868
Im loving these so much! Please do more!

>>43045008
Speaking from experience there, drawfren?

>>43045008
Such a great Anon family, Good job Drawnon!

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>>43046338

>>43044868
>Go to Equestria they said.
>No modern worries.
>Then why am I driving on a highway with hooves?

>>43046966
Because they didn't tell you it's a parallel universe.

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>>43045134
>>43045723
>>43046051
I could do some requests I guess.
>>43045949
Kind of. But I didn't put toddlers on leash.
>>43046966
Medieval worries are much worse IMO

>>43047191
Nice, oh for a request you could have Anonstallion letting both Anonfilly and Anoncolt sit on his horseback saying stuff like giddy up while Anonstallion is not amused.

>>43044216
>Be Dash (in pain).
>Wish you can hover, cause the ground hurts to walk on.
>Too bad the wings are busy screaming at you.
>There's the library.
>Knock on the door and it opens up before you can clop it a second time.
>"Dashie! You're here!"
"Hey Pinkie. Is Twi-?"
>"Sure is! We all watch you go kaboom!"
>Trot into the room.
>Applejack looks miffed.
>Right you kicked her in the fact.
"Sorry."
>She blows a strain of loose hair.
>"You look like Tartarus."
"Burn just as much. Twilight? Where are you?"
>"I just put Spike to bed."
>On the stairs coming down was the unicorn of the hour.
>"We watched what happened with the telescope."
>Then she must know what happened.
>Fluttershy looks like she just got done sobbing.
"Does anypony here know where my son is?"
>Twilight nods.
>---
>Be Anon, and thrown into the air.
>Ears ring, but you're not being marehandled by Luna.
>Speaking of, said alicorn is clutching her face.
>Not sure what just happened.
>See Rainbow Dash!
>She's tumbling and out cold.
>Take everyone she taught you for midair rescue and dive.
>Tuck in body to catch up quickly.
>Pulling alongside her falling body, can clearly see her bleeding out of both nostrils.
>This is going to be hard, she's a full grown mare.
>Twist her body to upright position to help her breath clearly.
>Push under Dash with your own body then pump wings.
>Slow her decent to a stop.
>There we go.
"Wake up! Come on, wake up!"
>Dash mumbles something.
>Really hope she doesn't have brain damage.
>She's breathing at least.
>Heart is going like crazy, but it is slowing down.
>A dark shadow eclipses you both.
>Looking behind you, Nightmare Moon is seething.
"Haven't you hurt us enough? Let us go."
>Nightmare Moon isn't bleeding, but you can see the red staining on her jaw.
>Must have healed herself.
>"I am most impressed. She has done a deed no other can claim, not even Celestia."
>There's a but coming.
>"Yet even this is overridden by my rage."
>Shit.
>Nightmare lunges and grabs you by the scruff.
>Sharp teeth digs in.
>Dash is knocked off and falls once more.
"WAKE UP!!"
>---
>"She then flew into the Everfree Forest. Fluttershy said you failed to actually do this Sonic Rainboom. Both Nightmare Moon you and where hit by the backlash. You bounced off the event point, knocking you out completely."
>Take out a fang from Nightmare.
"She didn't fly away unscathed."
>Twilight then points to an open book on the table.
>"We were looking for information, and it seems your son was already looking into it."
>Curious, you follow to the book of interest.
>See a map into the Everfree Forest.
>Castle of the Two Sisters is circled.
>When did he do this?
"There's notes. When did my son do this?"
>"It looks like he's been looking at this for a while. Might have even made a few trips."
>Shit.
>Are you a terrible mother?
>"Hey, with this information we are completely ready to go rescue your son and stop Nightmare Moon."
"I can't believe he did this under my nose."
>He's so grounded.

>>43047191
Cute art Anon!

>>43043913
If I don't lose my screws in the process, sure.

>>43047486
>>He's so grounded.
Great to see RD still has her priorities in order.

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>>43047486
>"Yet even this is overridden by my rage."

>>43047191
That's a really cute anonmare

>>43048222
Is she supposed to be a model here?

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>The homeless colt came back to challenge you on his birthday, again.
>He's done this every year for the past decade
>You felt bad the first few times you 'fought' since, well, being a child he was extremely easy to defeat
>Tfw he's all grown up now
>Tfw he's actually holding his own
>Tfw you haven't immediately won
>Tfw the moment you thought you were going to win he dug his hooves in and got his second wind
>Tfw he made his own spell to use specifically against you
>Tfw its's named 'Eclipse Cannon'

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>>43048401
It's a reference to back when Simpsons was Good. Homer imagines what life would be like if he robbed the Kwik-E-Mart.

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>>43048462

>>43048462
Nah, I'd win.

>>43048471
Man, I forgot about that. Haven't seen this show in over a decade now.

>>43047942
She’s trying to bring some normalcy to her situation. It has gotten out of control quickly.

>>43047191
cute

>>43049363
Oooh lovely, nice art drawchad!

>>43048830
This is always how I imagine Anonstallion. I always disliked how the mares get long, expressive manes and the stallions for the most part barely have hair past their ears.

>>43049487
Their tails get cut short too. Swishy tails are fun.

>>43049363
She’s cute!

>>43049819
>The horns are almost touching
Phew.

>>43044868
>shitty
More like incredibly based, each of these are brilliant.
>>43049363
>cute mare magnet
How does he do it??
>>43049819
Really beautiful and sweet art. The stallions just keep on winning...