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why are mares like this
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>>43031543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLo45YnZ5XI
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>>43031543
he reminds me of those anti-japanese posters
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>>43031543
We live in a mare society.
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>>43031543
Hot
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>>43031544
kino
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>>43031543
But mares aren't like this.
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>>43031543
I really cant stand this artist. all of his jokes are the ponies being mean to each other, dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist, ponies taking advantage of each other, or just otherwise being mean-spirited. it's like the polar opposite of the show but not in an interesting or fun way like the violent/edgy stuff of the early days was.

took me a while to find an image of his I actually liked
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>>43031543
>mares but if they were 3DPD
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>>43031548
Someone should edit this but with ponies instead
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>>43031543
Me on the right
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>>43031543
literally me irl
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>>43031543
Glimmer spread her bad influence to them
You can tell by the masturbooping
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>>43032762
this. glimmer is evil and is basically a 3DPD
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>>43031543
Then the stallion on the right turns into a massive maresogynist, and the femarenists go, "but why do so many stallions keep turning into incels? we didn't do anything. it's not our fault. oh, I know! It's because of the stallionosphere and the algorithms!!!"
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>>43033095
>maresogynist
etymological gore. should be misomareist.
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>>43031543
just like real life... haha...
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>>43031543
mares would never say that
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>>43034827
Only marecels since they are desperate but cannot find the right words to use to even seduce a stallion.
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>>43034827
mares would always say that.
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>>43031543
I am NOT okay with what Rarity did to that guy in the Iron Will episode.

Also what are the chances Jack Black plays Iron Will in the upcoming movie?
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>>43034827
They would, but only as a prelude to sex.
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>>43035266
>you've never had sex? wow, lame!
Rude and un-ponylike
>you've never had sex! wow, lame! let's fix that!
Ponylike.
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>>43035273
Truly
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>>43031543
They aren't just like real women, OP.
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>>43031543
Why doesn't he shave his beard stubble?
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>>43036196
it's acne not stubble
and he's proud of his mustache, he worked hard to grow it out (as thin as it is)
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>>43036213
ok but i'd shave if I was him unless it's the new thing that mares love
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>>43031543
never happened
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>>43031543
>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earth
wow, what an awful thought experiment, never think again
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>>43037551
>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earth
wow, what an based thought experiment, keep on thinking
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>>43032421
>THE KIRIN
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>>43031543
The way she says it makes it sound like she’s gonna take his virginity as a prank
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>>43031548
me on da reft
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>>43031543
They would NEVER ever say that to anypony. Mares have a heart of gold.
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>>43039826
They would especially in Josh Habers vision.
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>>43039826
they would though
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>>43040611
>baseless josh haber slander
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>>43042786
Haber's era had an episode with a generic fat, angry femnazi pony used as a background extra.
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>>43042793
Whoa Nelly?
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>>43042786
>baseless
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>>43031543
Because mares are 3DPDs irl.
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>Insecure males don't want Equestria to be like this
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>>43045235
u-unff
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>>43031543
You can't blame them. It's the females who need to gatekeep the genepool, keeping weak males out so they don't spread weak traits through the population.

If that stallion to too weak to overcome their teasing and find a way into the gene pool anyway, then it's a good thing they kept him out. Equestria doesn't need to be filled with scrawny, pimply, buck-toothed losers which is exactly what would happen if they let him breed.
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>>43045623
But there is too many mares compared to stallions so mares will be desperate.
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>>43045235
slutquestria would be hot but only if I can have at least one loyal marewife
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>>43045911
The answer is herds. You see, the anon you're speaking to likes to watch. We even have a word for these kinds of 'men'.
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>>43046931
>Herds
Not canon.
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>its because i will never give anything to MARES *spits
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>>43047789
>HAHAHAHA this Bozo likes stallions!
>yes, i will Psicologically break 2 handsome stallions to be my submissive bitches just so you FEMALES have lesser options.
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>>43047789
>>43047795
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>>43046742
She'd be a slut as well...
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>>43031543
CAUSE I'M A LOSER
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>>43046939
neither is a lopsided gender ratio.
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>43050381
>
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>>43050381
Do you not know anything about horses?
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>>43031543
CAUSE IM A WINRAR
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That's not how mares work.
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>>43031543
That's just how mares are these days.
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Facts.
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>>43031543
Mares? Not on my watch.
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>>43053764
this only applies to real life with 3DPDs
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KnuIGOb9I
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I want mares to bully me.
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I WANT THE MARES TO RAPE ME
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I want mares to amre
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>>43031543
Horses are a herd species, so all the mares naturally would really go for Chad
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>>43057758
In Equestria Chad is unironically gay. They're stuck with chuds.
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>>43058082
Total chud pony victory if true
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>>43058082
Proof?
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>>43058082
Is chad called Braeburn by any chance?
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>>43058082
I don't believe what you say...
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>>43059036
eeyup
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>>43031543
They do not. Now women on the other side...
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>>43032762
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>>43032762
OH GOD IM BOOPING MYSELF ARRGH
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>>43060774
self-booping makes you more purer
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>>43061583
No it doesn't.
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>>43061583
Facts.
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>>43060774
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>>43062649
yipee!
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>>43031543
What makes you think that? Could be that mare just had a bad day.
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>>43063277
We all have a bad day but we dont act like 3DPDs.
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>>43063706
some anons do
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>>43064382
Like OP?
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>>43064583
Nah, (You).
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>>43031543
no they not
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>>43065043
Yes they are.
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>>43062649
wholesome
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>>43031543
They're changelings.
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>>43066128
umm its mares
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>>43031544
kek I like his comics
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>>43066802
jej
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>>43066802
Flutters is autistic though.
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>>43066802
Fluttershy BTFO!
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>>43031544
Heh, that's good.
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>>43062649
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>>43053764
wrong
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>>43031543
Just mare things.
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>>43069681
mares dont do that
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>>43031543
Marecels never change.
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>>43070420
Unlike war?
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>>43058082
yeah right lmao
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>>43031543
Fake and gay.
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>>43031543
Real and straight
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>>43031548
kek
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>>43033095
quite the mystery indeed
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>>43031543
Have you asked a mare why?
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>Don't make fun of the troll thread that's trolling
nigger
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>>43073483
He doesn't need to.
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>>43031543
skill issue innit
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>>43068837
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>>43074654
NOT THE PADDLE!
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>>43074654
rude
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>>43053764
Dying a virgin sucks
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>>43076003
Only because it's tremendous blow to your self-esteem. Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to be, unless you're a Chad and the creature you're fucking is passionate (which she can only be with a Chad - beta males get mundane starfish sex once a month). You also need to be hung, if you're a girthlet (like me) sex will always feel like it can't even compare to your hand.

Just saying that unless you're above average in girth you might as well stop while you're ahead, it's always going to suck. Thank you God, for fucking me over in literally every way possible in this world. Sure makes me want to worship you.
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>>43076347
>Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to be
I dunno man it kinda sounds epic
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>>43076633
It probably is if you're girthy, then it probably feels great. I literally didn't feel a thing, never even managed to come.
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>>43076921
>he fucks for raw pleasure and expects to get satisfaction
Do sexniggers really?
After I reincarnate I will only have sex with Rainbow Dash after an officiated legally declared marriage with a religious leader. Sex only works as a means to reinforce what is already there; sex cannot be the groundwork of a bond.
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>>43076934
Uh, no, it doesn't matter what your mindset is, if you literally don't feel anything it won't do anything for you no matter how much you love each other (and I didn't love her anyway).
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>>43076956
>it doesn't matter what your mindset is
It does to a certain mustachioed being with a obession with barney
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>>43076992
You have alerted the horde
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>>43076998
Ahh don't worry, the websites they use to ban avoid are being targeted by the 4chan dev so there will be less of them and less trolls i'd say.
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>>43076347
Love does exist, but it's reserved exclusively for highly attractive guys, anything less and she'll reluctantly settle for divorcing you after slamming into the wall at mach speeds.
As an average Steve or Josh you might as well be in the same boat as the 3/10 Melvins and Eugenes
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Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly? To be fair, though, I kinda have a thing for nerds. I also like Frazzle Rock.
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>shartday advice column
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>>43077591
No it's all good. the ugliest pony I'd say is Bulk Biceps.
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>>43077591
>Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly?
what makes you think that
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>>43077760
>Bulk Biceps.
He's cute.
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what is going on with the recent trend of drawing mares being mean?
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>>43078278
I guess artists are trying to make ponies more 3DPD?
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>>43078641
That's impossible, mares don't lie and cheat!
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>>43078703
>mares don't lie and cheat!
Even if their life was on the line and they had to win a game of poker to live?
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>>43078739
They'd probably pass out like it's Kinderquestria.
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>>43078748
i hope so
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>>43078278
Some niggas want to be abused.
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>>43078278
I don't know about the artists, but the ones posting the daily demotivationals have an agenda.

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