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Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.
>Worse than Glimmer.
>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.
>One-note, always sad and crying now.
>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.
>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.
What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
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>>43038682
>her smell remains the same
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GOOD MORNING, /MLP/
WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREAD
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
AND WE HATE M*STY
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>>43038359
Misty won.
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>>43038359
Welcome back.
>>43040532
...the losing contest.
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>>43040532
...nothing.
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>>43040532
Everything.
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>>43040552
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I still hate M*sty.
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Twilight tranny cope thread
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I hate M*sty.
I denounce Twilight Sparkle.
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>>43041402
>here's your celtic aryan mare, fellow /mlp/chuds
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>>43038359
Forget Misty, G6 is a lie. Stop hurting yourself.
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AND I HATE M*STY
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTS
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHES
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM
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Misty.
Will.
Cum.
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M*sty.
Will.
Never.
Fuck.
Or.
Cum.
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>>43041679
To cancel the generation before the release, that's quite an achievement actually.
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Misty will live a normal life.
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M*sty will live a pleasureless life.
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M*sty will be skinned alive and drown in salt.
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Misty, is one of the most beautiful mares in all of the franchise, she has a very unique design, a moving redemtion arc, and she is even naturally talented with magic (as shown in the unreleased episode "hide and seek"). All of you "Misty haters" are just a bunch of bitter faggots, that can't bare a cute snowpityful mare with kinky mane, be a better protagonist than the bunch of boring archetypes they used for original mane 5.
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M*sty, is one of the most hated mares in all of the franchise, she has a very black coded design, poochie arc, and she even has marry sue powers. All of you "Mistyfags" are just a bunch of tasteless faggots, that can't see how shitty that nigger mare looks with 0 snowpity and how she prevented any development of the original mane 5.
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M*sty, is one of the most ugly mares in all of the franchise, she has a very boring design, a suicidogenic damnation arc, and she is even noncanonically talented with magic (as shown in some fuggin unreleased episode "unaired shit that nobody cares about lmao"). All of you "M*sty haters" are just a bunch of patrician chads, that can't bare a rancid toiletpityful mare with kinky mane, be a worse protagonist than the bunch of exciting archetypes they used for original mane 5.
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>>43043381
Alr I unironicaly keked to this.
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>>43042839
M*sty will get more and more schizo until she gets contained into an asylum
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>>43044209
The Shadow Misty episode is proof of this.
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>>43044977
Based Opaline.
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I personally love Misty, just for the record. I think she’s cute, and adorable, and lovable, and relatable, and kino, and snowpityful, and one of the most cutest, bestest, and all around most wondrousful ponies of pure beautiful beauticality to ever grace the corporal world with her lovely existence, even if only through our TV screens, her majesty is still known to us in a very strong, and very truthful way. She proves to us every day that a loving God MUST exist. Her haters will be forgotten like the dust in the wind, or like mosquito squashed underneath an elephant’s ass. No value. No worth. Only bitter hatred at those (like Misty) who DO have true meaning and true purpose.
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mysty shitstain is just the worse version of Shady from g1. No wonder shitsty got abandoned when she was a kid.
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Shady? Now that's an Aryan mare.
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>>43048196
May the real slim Shady please stand up?
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>>43048409
Wait isn't that Baby Shady? There was a Baby Shady. We gonna have a problem here.
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>>43048423
Another proof of Shady superiority over mb. Inferior mb - can neither fuck or cum. Wonderful Shady - have a Baby Shady.
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>>43048463
This.
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>>43048463
Not only that, she also has cool sunglasses.
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>>43038359
All of Misty's faults, flaws, and personality is because of Opaline. She raised Misty.
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>>43050038
Reminder that Opaline did not birth M*sty.
Bad genes = bad servant.
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>>43050049
Nopony, not even the most desperate stallion would try to put his cock inside that rancid putrid flesh cave Opalin calls a vagina, so she couldn't even have an heir of her own, that's why she kidnapped Misty. Happily she is now veing raped for all eternity by a magical tree.
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>>43050210
M*styschizo, this is your mindset.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069
All of your opinions and headcanons are invalidated.
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M*sty STINKS
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>>43050403
M*sty stinks far worse than Sparky's braps.
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>M-m....MUFFINS? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
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ASSASSINATE M*STY
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DROWN M*STY
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EXECUTE M*STY
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KILL M*STY
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Paralyse her from head down and leave her alone with her sick mind
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>>43053395
Deploy the Discombobulator on her for good measure.
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OBLITERATE M*STY
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INCINERATE M*STY
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>>43038359
I don't get you people. First you hate G5. Then you just hate Misty. Misty is a little sweetheart in the show. All of them are.

Just give in and love Misty and the rest of them. G5 is decent if you give it a chance.
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DICE UP M*STY WITH A KATANA
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>>43054086
Anon... don't bump their retarded thread, let it get slided like the spam thread it is.
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>says to not bump the thread
>he bumps the thread
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>M*sty hater hate thread/M*sty immortality thread died before this one
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SLAM DUNK FILLY M*STY INTO A TRASH CAN
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JUDO THROW M*STY INTO A WOODCHIPPER
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DROP SIX FOOT BOULDERS ON M*STY
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Keeping Misty in a cage 2 sizes too small.
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>>43056054
Make that a tiny cube.
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>>43057355
What a cute little baby.
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What a disgusting freak of nature.
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>>43058024
It took advantage of Opaline's kindness.
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Dehorn her!
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No regrets.
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>>43038359
Misty did nothing wrong. You're all meanies.
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>>43061754
Yeah, Misty is a really perfect pony. I love her.
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>>43061921
She is a tranny magnet for some reason.
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>M*sty love thread died before this one
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>>43063469
Putting that Chadfu to good use.
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>>43063800
Indeed.
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Did anyone here notice I made another Misty love thread? >>43061931

It already died, but apparently nobody even noticed enough to use the Opaline laughing response to its death. Sorry I couldn’t keep it alive, MistyBros. I know some of you fellow Misty lovers browse this thread looking for fellow lovers to defend her. I really didn’t mean to fail you all yet again. I’ll just post about her in the G5 Mares thread, I guess. I’m sorry.
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>>43063980
Don't be sorry Mistybro, don't bump this spam thread either, union makes strenght, g5 mare thread is also Misty's thread!
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>>43063980
They call her Misty because her farts are so wet it's like being sprayed with a mist.
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>>43063980
Yes, I saw it, but I hid it because I don't love Misty. Nor do I care to shitpost.
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>>43063980
>Dead with three replies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTAL MISTY DEATH
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imagine getting jobbed by baby dragon
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>>43063980
go back
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>>43065147
Not only that, but a retarded baby dragon.
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look she has found mb in trash (where she blongs)
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>>43065558
Looks about right.
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SATAN LOVES M*STY
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this feels a lot like baby monkey torture.
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>>43067302
cuck moment
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>>43038359
M*sty is worse than H*tler
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>>43067933
Hitler would've hanged M*sty.
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trixie hate thread when
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>>43071452
Trixie > M*sty
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>>43071652
trash vs garbage
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>>43071660
At least Trixie doesn't have zigger blood.
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rattling her cage in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and then pissing on her
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I hate M*sty.
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LAUNCH M*STY INTO THE SUN
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DROP M*STY INTO A VOLCANO
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DICE M*STY INTO PIECES
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VAPORIZE M*STY
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PUSH M*STY INTO A PIT OF HOT COALS
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WATCH M*STY DROWN IN A VAT OF ACID
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WALK M*STY OFF THE PLANK

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