>>43043942
Discord.

>>43043942
>boulder
Solid choice?

>>43043942
Good try, fae body snatchers, but I'm not giving you any permissions. Mine's mine, yours is yours, to each his own, amen.
The real question is how do I do magic once I'm in Equestria. Humans, apparently, were still capable of it as late as in Fulcanelli's times, so whatever is stopping me is superficial and can, in theory, be undone.

>>43043942
Angel Bunny

>>43043942
Flurry Heart

>>43043942
Twily

I'd swap bodies with Shining Armor, to feel that thight Twilight pussy.

>>43043942
I'd swap with Celestia so i could feel that Moonbutt

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>>43043942
Fleetfoot.
So I could make various inappropriate comments to ponies with them. They themselves not entirely sure if i'm serious or not because of the lisp.

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>>43043942
Lyra, because she's the only one who wouldn't hate ending up in my body in turn.

>>43043942
AJ's mum

>>43044111
Him ending up in my body is one of the reasons I would pick Discord.

>>43043942
Cadence.

>>43043942
Big Macintosh so I can rape Applejack, eeyup.

>>43043942
all of them for laughs haha

bumping to make sunfag mad

>>43043942
Nobody.

>>43043942
I would swap with Rarity. Not out of any particular desire to be her, I just think it would be funny watching her try to adapt to living in the body of a fat, bald middle-aged weirdo with absolutely zero fashion sense or aesthetic appeal.

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>>43043942
Sombra: I'm going to be Cadence's archevillian. Instead of enslaving ponies though, I'm going to build up an army of henchmares. We'll have a bunch of secret bases in hollowed out volcanos on deserted Islands, underground and built into mountain sides. Just all over the place. And every week we're going to use magic, super science and military operations to make Cadence's life a living hell! Just Cadence, I don't have any problem with Shining or Flurry, doesn't mean I won't occasionally use Shining or Flurry to get at Cadence, but for the most part we'll leave them alone.
Also I can probably have sex with some of my Henchmares that are more zealous about our ideological militaristic organization. I'll feed them with constant speeches about bringing in a new world order, taking back true power, ect...

>>43043942
None, stupid homofag.

>>43046831
I kind of dig it, but where would you find so many impressionable mares? As far as I remember, Starlight only had about a dozen after who knows how many years of proselytizing. Equestria doesn't seem to be very generous in this regard.
And why target Cadance in particular?

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>>43043942
Big Macintosh

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>>43047195
I'd target disenfranchised ponies who feel like they have no real direction or purpose in life. Might have to fall back on the old Sombra mind slavery to get things started, but once I have a base going it should be enough to convince new recruits that becoming a mercinary under my leadership could help boost their lives into something meaningful. I have a very specific direction I'd like to take things in for our evil organization eventually.

Why specifically fight Princess Cadence every week?
I don't know something about her, that sweet loathing just pours out of me whenever I see her pathetic face. I just, I just want to kick her ass! I want to build a machine to kick her ass! I want to build an empire to house the machine, to kick her ass!

>>43043942
Everypony for laughs

>>43047733
like a futurama scenario?

>>43047944
sorta, thinking more of like a puppeteer thing

A Breezie, then I'd get sat on.

>>43043942
Shining Armor so I can rape Twilight.

>>43043942
Chrysalis, disguise myself as a stallion and fuck my waifu.

>>43048584
Could I sit on you? Haha?

>>43049508
Are you a cute mare?

>>43049564
Yeah, I'll swap bodies with a really cute mare just for you.

>>43049894
ok then

>>43043950
Long term planning I see. Genius.

>>43050207
I'd be messing with ponies, and reality in general, on a weekly basis. I'd claim they were "friendship lessons", or some shit.
Like: You can't talk to another pony unless you're wearing a silly hat. I can say it's something about not taking yourself too seriously.

>>43043942
Twilight Sparkle to throw mud at Rarity.

>>43043942
Nightmare Moon to bring the eternal night to Equestria!

>>43043942
Hmm... Derpy so I can get her into the wonderbolts.

>>43047215
This. UNF incest is wincest.

>>43043942
soarin to rape dashie unf

Nopony because I'm not evil.

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>>43043942
Trixie so I can do this

>>43043942
Celestia so I can use a magic spell to give myself a huge celestiacock and rape luna's moon pussy

>>43054635
Elections dont exist in a autocracy.

>>43055208
Bro is horny for luna.

>>43055793
...They do? For mayoral positions of course. Mayor Mare better watch out for the Great and Powerful Trixie will be the next mayor of Ponyville!

>>43043942
Braeburn so I can rape Little Strongheart

Caramel so I can impregnate the most cutest mare to ever mare mare amre

>>43043942
spike so i can rape smolder

>>43043942
Spitfire so I can rub her marepussy

soarin so I can rape >>43058439

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>>43043942
Also Spitfire so I can rape >>43058999 back like the faggot colt he is.

>I'm gonna be X so I can rape Y!
>I'm going to be Y so I can rape X!
>I'm gonna be Z and rape {long list of ponies}
>rape
>rape?
>rape!
>rape
I'm beginning to suspect that this spell is some kind of plot to cause a population boom in Equestria.

>>43059048
if it means I can start a family of two dozen foals with Spitfire, I'd gladly let her rape me

>>43059053
See?!
Cadence is behind this thread, I'm sure of it.

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>>43059062
>"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, ANON!"

>>43059066
Well, it was just a conspiracy theory, until you piped up.

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>>43059292
>"Maybe I should rape YOU as punishment!"

>>43059304
As long as you swap my mind with Discord's, first.

>>43043942
Scoot so I could rid the world of her

>>43059304
Is that you, Queen Chrysalis?!

>>43059318
Why so mean? Scootaloo didn't do anything wrong to you.

>>43043942
Hmmm... Big Macintosh I suppose so I can enjoy the apple farm life.

>>43049221
>"Haha, I'll swap with Chrysalis!"
>Half way through the transfer of consciousness, Anon realizes his mistake as his mind petrifies into stone
>Now Anon is trapped in Chrysalis's statue body indefinitely, and Chrysalis herself is free to roam Earth in a fat 40 year old body with no magic
I don't which one is getting the worse end of the deal

>>43060500
wouldn't being petrified mean when you get petrified it skips until you get unpetrified like a time skip?

>>43060959
I guess, though there's no telling if anyone will ever unpetrify you. Plus there is the possibility of the statue getting destroyed and (presumably?) killing you.

>>43043942
What's up with the spam threads about character transformation?
There's a containment thread right there, and it's been there for years
Just go there instead of making dozens of threads with this dynamic

>>43061245
I'll make another thread just like this one just to make you mad. :)

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>>43043942
Sunburst so I can marry my waifu!

>>43043942
some random stallion so I can live a boring life I suppose

>>43043942
chancellor neighsay so I can say billions of creatures must die and activate a magic nuke killing millions of cr*atures

>>43043942
Fancy Pants so I can start up my own private island for ponies!

>>43062462
Jeffery Epstein, is that you?

>>43062869
N-no.

>>43043942
Swap with Shining Armor, So I could incest fuck Twilight daily.

>>43043942
rumble so I can make fun of scootaloo for not being able to fly

>>43043942
Celestia so I can legalise the second amendment for the ponies to wield guns against gr*ffons and other creatures

>>43064022
Americans...

>>43043942
King Sombra so I can get a harem. Easy as.

>>43043942
button mash so cheerilee can molest me

>>43065008
So any colt (or filly)

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Discord, I could turn into anyone I want! (And have reality warping abilities)

>>43065409
Sure but mostly Button Mash cause his mom is hot and so too is incest.

Discord, so I can make all my weird fantasies into reality and they won't even remember. Also how can you be attracted to your waifu's body if you become her? It loses all the appeal of it being the pony.

>>43043942
Thunderlane so I can hit on some cute pegasus twin sisters.

>>43043942
some random background pony I suppose so I can see how ponyville and equestria is like

>>43066415
Which one? Bulk Biceps?

>>43066740
A normal stallion.

>>43043942
big macintosh cause I love applejack

>>43043942
Shining Armor so I can fuck Cadence 24/7

>>43043942
Whatever pony that has the strongest magic so I can do some evil rituals to summon demons.

>>43068350
Trixie?

>>43068901
Trixie isn't that powerful...

>>43069281
She is!!!

>>43069666
Geez, okay Satan.

>>43069281
Her name has "Powerful" in it. Clearly he's powerful!

>>43069983
How powerful?

>>43070410
So powerful that she could NUKE the entire world and end it all.

>>43043942
Chrysalis.

Whichever pony would actually be fine with me doing so, I guess.
I wouldn't want to just barge into their life and ruin their day.

>>43043942
Nightmare Moon to bring Eternal Darkness (Gamecube game) to Equestria!

>>43044195
Fucking based

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>>43071509

>>43044111
trips of truth

>>43043942
Some Royal Guard pony so I can poke Celestia in the butt for laughs

>>43043942
Bon Bon to prank Lyra

>>43072882
What sort of prank? The divorce type?

>>43043942
Mayor Mare to make it harder for the mane 6 to live in ponyville.

>>43073693
Why? Seems mean for no reason

>>43074098
For a laugh, you know.

>>43043942
celestia so I can slap the big sun bootaaaay

>>43043942
Twilight so I can join the evil side :)

>>43075557
But twilight is already evil by letting creatures in...

>>43075557
>>43075986
Twilight Sparkle is not evil and anything past s2 is not canon.

>>43076597
>anything past s2 is not canon.
Not according to Hasbro.

>>43076984
why care what haskike thinks

>>43076984
It's certainly not Faust's original story. It changed direction and tone, like it was G4.b, instead of G4.

>>43077512
Yes but Hasbro owns the IP and licenseses

>>43077512
>It's certainly not Faust's original story.
What episodes did Faust right? I'm pretty sure if I recall she didn't make any of the S2 episodes.

>>43043942
Pinkie Pie so I can try to understand the madness she has with her powers.

>>43078687
Impossible, you will go insane trying to comprehend it all!

>>43079029
it'll be worth it

>>43043942
big macintosh cause he big

>>43049221
This.

>>43079594
He's a big pony.

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>>43059048
>>43059066
what the fuck is this shit
>>43059304
oh fuck!

>>43080221
for (You)

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>>43059304
NO NO CADENCE PLEASE ARRGGHHH-

>>43081093
Is King Sombra okay?

>>43043942
that one waitress that serves Twilight Sparkle her flower sandwich so I can spit on it

>>43043942
Twilight Sparkle so I can beat >>43081768 up for being a cunt.

>>43043942
nopony because bodyswapping is evil

>>43043942
Rainbow Dash so I can self masturbate and say I came inside

>>43043942
Troubleshoes to rape mares with my big body and cocka!!!

>>43059048
>I'm beginning to suspect that this spell is some kind of plot to cause a population boom in Equestria.
based if true

>>43081371
No, he's dead.