>>43048728
>pic for ants

>>43048728
I fail to see a problem here

>>43048984
>>>/dfb/, ackchuallee

>>43048728
oh noooooo please don't do that I don't want to have a cute bat pony wife and a large lovely pony family nooo

bat ponies do not exist they were a spell on normal pegasus stallions that appeared for 4 seconds

>>43049512
Nah you're gay.

>>43049512
Nah you're straight.

>>43049512
Maybe you're bisexual

>>43049512
Asexual.

>>43050328
No thanks.

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>>43049512
That is a rumor started by the griffonian guard in the year 31 (approximately) of the Radiance Era to assuage fears that their forces could be challenged during night combat. It was immediately proven false at The Battle of Tarnished Feathers, where two companies of griffonian light infantry attempted to flank the third harmony battalion in a pincer maneuver. They were soundly defeated by the night guard's rapid support force under the command of First Lieutenant Plum Harvest, keeping the flank secure and allowing Lieutenant Colonel Oakleaf to rout the griffonian army.

It's been nearly 1200 years and somehow there are still those who believe it. The education system in nonpony countries is truly lacking.

>>43048728
>You're stuck raising a bat pony daughter
So bat ponies don't have colts?

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>>43051053
It depends. When a bat pony has sex with another pony the gender ratio is close to 50/50. However, bat ponies struggle to produce sons with interracial relationships. This is because the mother's womb 'patches up' incompatible DNA so that she gives birth to a full bat pony rather than a chimera. This generally means the kid will end up female.

But there is about a 5% chance that she'll birth a colt. If you can make her birth multiple colts, the bats will be very impressed at how strong your genes are.

Bats also prefer to have lots of foals, so if she has six kids there's actually about a 1/3 chance of you getting a son in your family.

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>>43050772
>shitty headcanon
>shitty OC of a literal tranny loving faggot

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>>43051278
This.

>>43050772
Bat ponies are cringe. Accept the superiority of griffons instead. The first thing I want you to do is go to Derpibooru and add 'Bat ponies' to your filter.

Boom. Deleted from 'canon'. They were always just a cringe illusion.

Maybe after that you can start educating yourself on griffon supremacy.

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>>43051286
I'll give it to you at least Griffons are canon.

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>>43051290
Exactly. And thus superior.

Why can't you all just like mud ponies like real men?

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>>43051331
>mud ponies
none of us are THAT degenerate

>>43050772
they hated him because he told the truth

>>43051286
>griffon supremacy
Lol. Roflmao, even.

>>43051278
>OC of a literal tranny loving faggot
I don't care as long as it doesn't bleed into the character.

>>43052701
Breeding material.

>>43053084
Granted if the OC was any good, but it isn't, it looks like a fucking roadkill racoon with ass cancer.

>>43053474
sorry you're gay, anon. Get well soon!

>>43053522
Nothing is gayer than being a batfag, look up the tag on any booru, batfags are the gayest people alive.

>>43053532
This fag needs to get leathered, stat!

Bat up.

>>43054243
theyre already reproducing too fast

>>43054663
nah they're gay so they'll go extinct

>>43051943
Imagine liking a fruit that didn't even adapt to protect its own seeds EL EM AY OH.

>>43054666
Satan, please.

99.9% of batponies have STDs and STIs. Don't fuck them, you'll get batpony aids.

>>43053474
t. The Angry Video Game Nerd

>>43055590
You can't fuck what fucks you first.

>>43055590
I thought that that was koalas.
Batponies probably just have rabies, like bats do.

>>43055899
>I thought that that was koalas.
Surprising since Koalas usually don't do anything.

>>43055899
Slander, bats are clean.

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>>43055590
>99.9% of batponies have STIs.
Bullshit.
Most batponies just have WRX's or Imprezas that they stuck fake STi badges onto.

DO NOT BELIEVE BAT PONIES
They will bullshit you into thinking their car is cooler than they say it is. Once they get you inside and lock the doors it's too late.

>>43056916
How do bats drive with hooves?

>>43057090
They don't.
They just use cars to trap you. Often it's just a parked car they broke into, they don't even know the real owner.

>>43057090
It's a self driving car. Bats leave them around. When you get into it, it drives you right to them.

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>>43055590
True, but keep in mind that all STD's in Equestria are goofy or hot instead of gross and life-ruining. Think less "destroys your immune system" and more "make your balls get bigger and bigger the longer you go without cumming". That sort of thing.

>>43057509
These can be cured, right?

>>43057090
same with how does OP do anything without a cock in his mouth and ass

>>43057447
>when the humie thinks he can kick her out

>>43057783
Yeah, but for some of them you'll have to talk to Zecora

>>43058118
A little embarassing, but okay.

>>43058427
You won't find any beaks in this loyal Celestial household.

I remember when this thread was about bats.

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>>43059028
me too
let's post bats

>>43059148
I don't like flutterbat. It's only bap normies know and like, so it's homeless and gay.

>>43059028
I remember when you got a life. Which was never.

>>43059676
Which is related do bats how exactly?

>>43050772
She's firmly pointing to the evidence that she's not real.

>>43059736
Because mangoes aren't real?

>>43059714
And how is bats related how exactly? They're not a canon species you stupid retard.

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>>43060208

>>43060218
>Transformation
>Failed Spell
>DUDE THAT MEANS THERE IS A WHOLE BAT PONY SPECIES
Anon...

>>43060225
>>DUDE THAT MEANS THERE IS A WHOLE BAT PONY SPECIES
yes.jpg

>>43060315
>t. goes on the /ptfg/ general

>>43052701
I've seen many mares, and many bats, but this is the most erotic batmare

>>43060320
Nope.

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>>43060225
Dawg, one bat is all it takes. They'll be popping out bat fillies and TFing the normy ponies into bat ponies all day and all night until bats are everywhere.

>>43060712
It's the truth.

>>43060719
>one bat is all it takes
I volunteer.

Bat bonk.

>>43062266
That's a huge scar running across her belly. What happened?

>>43061971
And that anon was never seen again...

>>43062434
Happy end.

I'm thinking bats.

>>43059674
Will she eat the bug?

>>43063582
>t. Jew

>>43063845
Not gonna lie, the glasses make her look old.

>>43063845
Not gonna lie, the glasses make her look hot.

Not gonna lie, this thread is sinking fast at the moment.

yeah keep necrobumping you stupid thread dumb batfags

>>43065101
Will do.

>>43065232
The bat has a very fluffy mane.

bat ponies

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>>43065815
What happens if you boop a bat's scrunch?

>>43065907
Ya wont be boopin for long

>>43065907
do not concave the bap

>>43066632
What if I like my bat curvy?

>>43066632
but what if i really really want to

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>>43067018
>curvy bat
Be careful with bat's calorie intake
Give mango only as treat
Demand physical exercise to earn mango
Chubby bat can not fly
Gets depressed, gets chubbier
Don't let the cycle begin
Limit bad curviness for their own good.

>>43067507
>Limit bad curviness for their own good.
Except for pregnancy, I assume.

>>43067771
>pregnancy
As long as she ain't claiming it's mine.

>>43067691
the bap is unusually flap

>>43067785
Not on page nine.

>>43067507
Feed them some more. if they're fat, they'll be too slow to rape you

>>43068430
>no rape
That's gay.

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she was going to ambush you but you took too long and she got sleepy

>>43070051
What if that was the plan all along?

>>43068345

>>43071336

>>43072932
I struggle to identify what is going on here. Are these bats drinking blood directly from a human arm?

>>43073028
I think they're excited to watch blood being drawn or transfused in.

>>43073368
That bat is thicc.

>>43074587
Being retarded never looked so cute.

>>43075625
Leather pile.

>>43075895
Is she smelling mango or a husbander?

>>43076092
husbander with a mango

bat ponies are evil
and I'm tired of pretending they're not

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>>43076661

>>43076716
>Bat painted shutterstock on the gun
Weird flex but okay.

>>43072342
Bat wings are so erotic

>>43072342
this might be the cutest bap

>>43077321
Don't fuck bats, they say.
Well if the bats look like this in a dress, how am I supposed to not do that, huh? Tell me that, wise guy!