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Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>43026401
>You were just about to eat some buttered toast for breakfast when Fluttershy showed up with a briefcase full of severed horns that she'd collected.
>The case is open; she's been going through them all.
>"...And this Changeling horn is filled with enough love magic that it works especially well as an aphrodisiac among hunters like Timberwolves, or maybe even humans. Anything with fangs, really. And this one..."
>She's been going on like this for a while, explaining them all to you one by one like she's a salesman that's trying to sell you on the idea of boning her.
>"And this Alicorn horn can be quite potent. Of course you have to grind it up first, and I'm not sure how it's actually inserted into you yet..."
>Your toast has to be cold by now. You haven't had a hot breakfast in years.
>You look at the purple horn she's holding (it's suspiciously close to your crotch, and you think she likes pretending that it's actually your cock) and see there are obvious tool marks on the severed end.
Just how the hell did you get all these horns?
>She blinks slowly, making sure that you have enough time to notice her doing it. "I... already explained that earlier."
I wasn't listening.
>"No, you probably weren't."
Especially an Alicorn horn? A purple one. Whose head did you cut that off of?
>Fluttershy's ears flatten. She looks nervous, being put on the spot like this. You slowly sip your now-cold coffee.
So, where did you get that? Are you, like, robbing graves again? Cause Halloween is over, and you already know that that wasn't my fetish.
>"I know." She sighs, deeply. "Let's move on."
Is that Twilight's horn?
>"And this one--what?" Her voice catches in her throat; she immediately starts putting the horn back. "I don't know what you're talking about."
Holy shit. It is. That's Twilight's horn.
>"No, it isn't. I swear it isn't. Don't look at it."
You said it was an alicorn horn, and it's fucking purple. It's got to be. I'll bet it has her name on it.
>"It's not--Hey!" You snatch the horn out from the case and lift it up above your head, where it's easily out from her reach.
>She throws herself at you, but you're able to hold her back with just one hand placed over her forehead.
>Her hooves dig little trenches in the ground as she tries to push herself towards you.
>"Anon, give it back!"
>She never remembers that she can fly.
>You inspect the horn, and sure enough Twilight's name is carved down by the base.
>Nerd.
>Look down at Fluttershy.
Why, you little thief.
>"It's not as bad as you think. Alicorn horns do grow back after a while."
Does Twilight know yet?
>"She's probably still sleeping."
Did you drug her--
>"I drugged her."
>Pick her up.
>Jam the horn up her ass.
>"Eep!" She cums immediately, splashing your legs and feet in her warm Flutterbutter.
>You knew she liked pretending that it was your dick.
>Cunt punt her into oblivion
>Go back inside.
>Spend all day writing a saucy shipfic about Twilight and Tempest Shadow rubbing their nubs together.

>>43049377
Lmao

I don’t get to say it before the thread died Tuesday but I enjoyed your short

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>"The previous one died early?"
>"Oh of course it did."
>"No surprise, honestly."
>"Imagine how quickly I could break you~."
>"Ohhh yesss, break you in for my use, make you my little love battery..."
>"Think of it, Anonymous."
>"You'd never have to deal with those pesky ponies again!"

>>43048926
"Guys, I'm not here to say that Princess Twilight Sparkle is sexually harassing me."
>Commissioner stops eat the popcorn.
>"Why are you wasting our time then?"
"I said Twilight was raping foals."
>Click on the recorder of your conversation.
"Twilight time is rape time for fillies and colts."
>The conversation repeats.
>"Most of them like it when I rape--I mean, rap them..."
"Twilight."
>"I don't rape them, I swear."
"Twilight, get the fuck out of my house."
>"Not until you say yes."
>Click it off.
"Doesn't Filthy Rich give a sizable donation to the force? His daughter is part of this 'Twilight Time'.
>Got you this time you purple rat.

>>43049377
Such warm sparkly nubs to rub together.

>>43049598
Sorry anon but she clearly said she doesn’t rape them

>>43049674
Only after she caught her mistake! She takes them to her island! She runs a cabal of networks for the elite!

>>43049500
Thanks!
Fortunately I copied it when I discovered the thread had archived. :)
So hear it is. Context is some poster had suggested going to the police about Twilight rapping (Definitely NOT RAPING!) at the library.

>Since Anon was making a complaint about a Princess, not only did the interviewing officers, Copper Top and Topper Cop, need to be there, but so did the Officer of the Day, the Ponice Chief, and the Ponice Commissioner as well.
>The mother fucking Commissioner brought fucking popcorn!
>Copper Top, at least, seemed determined to conduct a proper interview. "So Mr. Anonymous, please show us on the doll where the Princess rapped she was going to touch you."
>The Ponice Chief added "Slowly."
I tried to salvage ANY dignity by saying "Um, pardon me ladies, but that doll is of a stallion and the parts don't all match exactly in my mind."
>Topper Cop urged me to "Just guess."
"Won't any mildly competent defense attorney get charges based on a guess thrown out?" I asked in my continuing frustration.
>The Officer of the Day chimed in with "Unfortunately he's right about that. But the department can't afford any human dolls because they're to expensive."
"Wait. Human dolls are expensive? Why?" I asked in disbelief.
>She answered with "Well there a HUGE demand. Seems like everypony wants one. And when demand exceed supply prices rise."
>The Commissioner swallowed her popcorn and added "Quite so. I'm saving up for one myself, but it's going to take quite some time."
"Isn't there some way to do this that won't get thrown out of court in the first ten minutes?" I asked heatedly.
>Copper Top and the rest smiled at that as she informed me "Well yes there is, since you insist. We can use your own body to demonstrate."
"What?"
>Topper Cop ordered me "Strip."
>The Ponice Chief added "Slowly."

>>43049760
Plead the 5th?

>>43049805
I refuse to testify on the grounds that testimony on those terms could end with me being raped by court officers.

>>43049833
I refuse to testify on the grounds that testimony on those terms could end with me being raped by court officers.
>The Ponice Chief added "Slowly."

>>43049584
>Chrysalis!
>No sense of right or wrong!

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>>43049948

>>43050056
Is that a crime stoppers sign behind her? lol.

>>43050099
They stop you from preventing rape.

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>>43050129
Except Chrysalis.

>>43050159
She stops them from stopping you from preventing your rape by her?

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late night boop

>>43050056
I do not wish to go to that land

>>43050466
Sex with Moonbutt!

>>43050599
You might find yourself deported there.

>>43050599
>Ponyville finally gets sick of Anon’s shit
>Anon is arrested and hauled before the magistrate
>Overwhelming testimony from citizens about Anon shoplifting, being a bad neighbor, refusing mares’ advances, and general mischief
>Magistrate sentences Anon to be deported to a frontier town
>Because Equestria is trying to expand its borders, there is a desperate need for population growth in such towns
>Hence, rape is not only legal there, but encouraged
>Fluttershy agrees to see that sentence is carried out

>>43050782
I see that the court has made its decision, they are free to enforce it if they are capable.

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Not one of mine. Just a favorite classic.
Also off 10!

>>43050782
I’d read it

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>>43050782
>Hence, rape is not only legal there, but encouraged
>Fluttershy agrees to see that sentence is carried out

>>43051267
You need high beams for that one.

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Here come the milfs

>>43051999
>"BUCK. MY. DAUGHTER."

>>43051999
She's here to rock you.

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>>43051267
Ooooh man I hope Moonbutt is an anal buttslut so I can pump her ponut full of my cum!

>>43052183
Go directly to horny jail

>Fluttershy founds Rape Inc.

>>43052213
Isn't that just Flutterrape, Ltd.?

>>43052217
Yes, but with shareholders.

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Gentlemen. I ask you all to read this as a call to reason. We MUST do something about these horny posters. Because of their incessant and uncontrollable lustful ways and desires, they are inviting chaos and rape into the fold. I call for a bonker. Someone or multiple Anons to bonk all horny posters and send them to horny jail, where their abhorrent posts of what they'd do with ponies won't poison the minds of other Anons.

>>43052401
Didn't our last bonker get broken?

>>43052401
A BOINKER? You mean like an Anon whose cock is perpetually hard for warm tight marehole to boink all these lonely horny mares? (You) got it bossman!

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>>43052681
That's it for you. Lewding other poster's words is eleven years in the isocubes, creep

>>43052690
Can I at least get locked up with a horny mare as my cellie? Elevn years is plenty of time to have lots of hot dirty fun together

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>Raiding and pillaging our enemies and sailing to far away lands has to be your fetish right?

>>43052710
isocube, n. from "isolation cube."
No, you don't get to bring a mutant and/or alien to be your girlfriend. Asking that is another three years.

>>43052739
Damn ;(

>>43052757
Coulda been worse, at least you weren't engaging in mass murder, public smoking, or stookie glanding

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>shes at your door with this

>>43052813
She’s trying something different at least

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>>43052813
Try again, chaos noodle.

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>"Shalom goyim. You should stop thinking about human women and marry mares instead."

>>43053296
"For the last fucking time, Fluttershy."
"I. AM. NOT. A. JEW."
"No, the fact that I pinch pennies here and there, or that I barter in the town's market, does not make a fucking jew."
"That freak accident with the soda can that left me with no foreskin does not count either."
"And no, you may NOT look at it."

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Man I am gonna have SO MUCH fucking PENT UP HUMAN SEED after this 14 year stint in the isocubes. I'll probably be able to pump the womb of every mare in Ponyville to the brim and still have some leftover.

whoa nelly get off 9

>>43053449
Turn this thing into a gelding.

>>43053877
but fluttershy doesn't have a penis

>>43054113
Lock this one back on the moon. It's broke.

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>how many sits could you survive

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>>43054463
All of them. I'd lick her hooves and let her smash my pelvis.

>>43054503
The Rape claims yet another lost soul.

>>43054163
Now, Futashy, on the other hand...

>>43054570
who?

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>>43054568
Can't rape the willing.

>>43054737
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=futashy

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>"HATESEX! NOW!!1!"

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>"You ready to have some fun, boy"

>>43055044
I am a man, filly.

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>>43055042

>>43055044
I’m already having fun.
Bugger off.

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>>43054911
what the hell? her dick is blocking the moonlight.

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>>43054088

>>43054463
probably all of them

>>43055510
Can't be a queen when her entire race turned her into a vagabond.

>>43055082
Now apply pressure. Lots of it.

>>43055414
Listen, conjuration images are always terrible. I don't know why you're so surprised.

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Nothing could ever come close to the great, elation, and euphoric sensation of going balls deep inside Queen Chrysalis's bug pussy. Humping her non stop until finally, you erupt and pump her to the brim with hot seed.

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>flutterbutt
>so what

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check out deez sick rhymes yo

>It's the legend of Flutterrape
>It's really rad
>The ponies in the greens are really bad

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>>43056923
>"Hey Anon I'm over here!"
>"Put it inside me please don't fear!"
>"You know you want it just like me!"
>"Shove it deep set me free!"
>"Fill me up nice and full!"
>"Please cuck my brother be my bull!"
>"Make me moan oh so loud!"
>"Draw the attention of the crowd!"
>"Milk so white its so warm!"
>"Thick and creamy semen swarm!"
>"Fuck em hard, make me moan!"
>"I'll squeeze you and make you groan!"
>"Plap plap plap lets make some noise!"
>"Do it better then all my toys!"
>"Whaddya say human, you so fine!"
>"Drink my mare juice like fine wine!"

>>43056945
Cuck your brother? Twilight, you use words you've heard, but have no idea what they mean.

>>43056923
I’d spit out my drink if I had one

I wonder what AI is learning about the human race from generating so much porn…

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>>43056923
>Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rape God, Rape God
>All my ponies from the front to the back nod, back nod
>Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough to slap my box, slap my box?
>Let me show you maintainin' his erection just that hard, that hard
>Everypony want the key and the secret to rape immortality like Ι have got

>>43057037
Dancing like an anthro. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

NO ONE is TOUCHING Double P on the mic that's a fact.

>>43057365
Ponk drop the act we know that's you

>>43056923
damn

>>43056923
>>43057037
>Mane 6 start a rap group rapping about rape
>It doesn't work on you but they are a big hit across most of equestria

>>43057809
>The popularity of their act inspires other mares to take their shot, and now you have even more mares showing up and trying to get into your pants.

>>43057838
WRITEFAGS!

>>43057838
The final boss is when Zecroa finds out and tries her own hoof at it.

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>>43058047
>>43058110

>>43057880
Already did my response to rape rap.
>>43049760

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Has this been posted here yet

Twilight's rap name would be Sparkly T

>>43058478
I wish it wasn't.

>>43058478
Oh, the indignity.
Raped by a noodle.

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>>43058047
>>43058110
>>43058314
Mounting Princess Celestia's round juicy equine ass and rutting her like a frenzied animal until I empty my balls into her pony pussy and fill her hungry womb with my human seed
Or maybe pull out and spray my hot load all over her ass

>>43058478
I don’t think so, I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen it

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>>43058985
Raven Inkwell, I know that's you.

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>>43059055
>*scribble scribble scribble*
>"Anonymous, contrary to what he wanted Equestria's public to believe, was a genuine ponyfucker. Looking at Princess Celestia's sexy body made him harder than diamonds."
>"Princess Celestia easily saw though his paltry facade and realized that he wanted to ride her ass harder than a stolen bicycle in a hot interspecies breeding session."
>"Eager to test the rumors about human stamina and not wanting the kingdom's newest subject to suffer unnecessarily from blue balls, she was happy to oblige."

>>43059094
I don't care if you wrote it on Royal Canterlot stationery with the seal and everything, that still doesn't belong in the official records! None of that ever happened!

>>43059094
Fake news.

>8

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>>43059113
>>43059150
>*Scribble scribble scirbble*
>*SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE*
>"UNF! MMH! OH! UHH! Yes Anonymous, buck me! BUCK ME HARD!"
>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>Princess Celestia could barely think straight as Anon's cock stretched her winking pussy and his hips collided with her ass, the sound reverberating throughout the entire bedchambers.
>Celestia regretted waiting this long to proposition him for this, this was the best sex she'd been having ever since the diamond dog, the zebra and the centaur triple-teamed her at the diplomatic meeting
>Of course Anon would lie about it later, complain about it "not happening" and "fake news," yadda yadda yadda, but Anon's hard cock in the princess' marepussy suggested otherwise.
>"Oh fuck, Princess, I'M ABOUT TO-"
>"Yes, DEEPER! DO IT INSIDE!"
>Anonymous lasted a precious few more thrusts before he released, his hips crashing against her big, cake-enhanced ass.
>Anonymous dumped his warm seed into her as deep as his physiology would allow him to.
>After what felt like an unconventionally long matter of about two or three minutes, the two sex partners regained their composure and looked each other in the eyes.
>Celestia leaned in and kissed the human expatriate passionately.
>"You can sleep in my bed with me tonight. Tomorrow will be a 'good morning.'" She winked at him
>Dreams of further lewd escapades filled the Princess' head throughout the night, until her eyes suddenly shot open in realization.
>"Shit, can a human get a pony pregnant?"
>"No matter, I'll figure that out when we get there."

>>43059485
"Stop writing! No! Don't you file that in the court transcripts box! Damn you, Inkwell!"
>Anon was later arrested for trying to break in and destroy royal court transcripts

>9

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>>43059485
>”Let’s make some more fake news together, Anon!”

>>43059094
>>43059485
This is public defamatory language. It ruins my image in society. I'm not a ponyfucker!

>>43059094
>>43059485
I'm absolutely sure this is libel and I can sue for this

>>43059932
Your existence is fake news.

>>43058478
doesn't look like it

>>43059556
I’ll fight them too!

>>43059987
I don’t think you’ll win that

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>>43060916
>Princess Sunbutt was surrounded by media.
>All of whom with microphones and pencils ready to jot down any all statements made by the sun goddess.
>"P-P-Princess Celestia! Do you agree with the court's decision about the human's sentence?"
>"Rest assured!" She says, chipper as ever, "I am VERY pleased with the outcome of the trial and I'm sure..."
>She tugs a leash wrapped tightly around her foreleg, the well stitched and sturdy line chained to a collar around your neck.
>"I'm sure our fair human, the sole human of Equestria will come to like it as well!"
"FUCK YOU-MFffFMMF!!"
>A guard quickly wraps his foreleg around your mouth as Celestia pulls your leash.
>The crowd cheers.
>"Now then, I'm sure Anonymous is very tired from this stressful ordeal. I'm taking him back to Canterlot for... reeducation."
>You struggle but to no avail.
>Between the collar and guards holding your limbs, escape was unlikely.
>Truly, you are forsaken.
>Also, fucked.
>Like, you are FUCKED dude.

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>>43060936
Bite the guard. Tell everyone that now he's going to turn into a wereponyman thing.

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>"Invader Anon! You will be assigned to the planet Equestria! Home of the horny pony people."

>>43060936
Why would you post such a thoroughly impregnated princess?

>9

>>43061159
No I'm not well. You all want to rape me!

>>43061268
Can we blow it up?

>>43062070
That wouldn’t make for much of an invasion

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for an update of How to be Dense!
(Disclaimer How to be Dense is an EQG harem fiction comedy.)
The paste is updated at https://ponepaste.org/11423
This week we have the thrilling resolution to last week's cliffhanger of Rarity or Rainbow?
Also some phone sex and a song!
And I just want to flex my flutterrape roots here for a sec with a passage,

"Thank you for inviting me over to your beautiful home." I said.
>"Thank you so much for coming." She said with a smile as she closed the top lock.
>I took the chance to look around as she attended to the second lock. There were some balloons around but something was distinctly missing.
"Where is everyone?" I asked.
>Fluttershy answered "Oh Pinkie, Rarity, and Sunset came by earlier to help get ready for tonight." as she closed the third lock.
Finally it hit me. "You only asked me to come help celebrate your birthday. I was the only one calling it a party wasn't I?"
>With a knowing giggle she said "Yup." and closed the final lock.

NEXT week we push on!
There's another song!
And Act one, of three, finally ENDS!

Also off 9!

>>43062622
Fluttershy gets her win it seems.

>>43062754
And last week it seemed it was either Rarity or Rainbow. :)
Oh and I forgot to mention that next week I found a good narrative reason to gender swap a character.

Bump.

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>>43049598
what a goddamn liar, nobody likes it when she raps them, she don't flow, it don't cut butter
fuck twilight

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>>43049760
nobody knows that the reason why human dolls are so expensive is beause Celestia hoards them all for herself

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>>43063234
>fuck twilight

>>43063313
As all tyrants do.

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>>43062622
>when she starts closing all the locks

>9

>>43063642
Oh no

>>43063642
Pinkie still finds a way in.

>>43063413
They never listen do they.

>10

>>43059452

I want tsundere meanshy to bully my dick with her horse pussy.

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>she bites during

>>43065093
She’s gone feral

>>43065330
We have to put her down.

>>43065717
I’m sure Bonbon will understand

>>43065900
She’ll probably help. Then rape us in mourning.

>>43065940
Probably

>10

>>43065534
Throw a chicken at her!

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>"Do I need to break the other leg as well?"
>"Perhaps your arms?"
>"Or maybe, each of those /very/ useful fingers?"
>"Now, stop complaining and come to bed."

>>43066619
All I need to do is throw goo on you.

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>>43066781
>goo

>>43066781
Spooge?

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>>43066889
>>43066943
>"Mmm~!"
>"Thank you for the delicious treat, my sunshine!"

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>>43067063
Dumb horse keeps breaking in and getting into my Cool Whip™!

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>>43067071
>Thwap
>"AUGHHH!"

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>>43066943

>>43067063
Yes, the goo is named Smooze. He loves globbing ponies.

Get off 10

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>>43066088
>she fights for your freedom
>so she can freely rape you

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>>43067081

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late night boop

>>43067596
That's sweet of her?

Bump.

>>43067127
Would Fluttershy rape this human or does she only have eyes for Anon?

>>43068465
She probably wouldn’t rape him, he’s pretty short.

>>43068700
She’ll be able to look at the human eye to eye. The perfectly normal human.

I'm gonna give you guys a tease of Flutterrape the Musical!

>"Remember last Saturday when we slow danced? I was hoping we could do that again. If that's okay?" she requested a bit hesitantly.
"Yeah. No problem birthday girl." I replied with a smile.
>With a bright smile she picked up a small remote, pressed a button, and set it back down and we came together to dance and sing along with the classic she had chosen.

>"I feel like I've been locked up tight"
>"For a century of lonely nights"
>"Waiting for someone to release me"
"You're lickin' your lips and blowin' kisses my way"
"But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away"
"Baby baby baby"
>"Baby baby baby"

>"Oh-oh-woah"
>"My body sayin' let's go"
"Oh-oh-woah"
"But my heart is sayin' no"

>7

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>Lyra knows what one else knows

>>43069164
Gonna have to kill her now, can't have any witnesses

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>>43069164
Hey Lyra, just stand right there. Yeah. Perfect.
>Button press

>>43069164
>You too.

>>43069164
That’s fucked

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>"Why, hello Anon! Fancy meeting (You) here!"

>>43069803
Open fire on the tranny!

>>43069076

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late night boop

>>43070391
thanks

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>>43069886
>"That's one way to draw attention to yourself and get molested."

>>43070595
That position was a fake. I’m going First Blood on your dumb self.

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off 10

>>43071344
That's why I keep the door locked.

>>43070391
She keeps visiting at night, wishing wet dreams were real.

>>43070391
nice mane

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>flutterhsy is so photogenic

>>43071710
What a horse face.

Goddamn it, Candyass. Stop trying to set me up with Fluttershy, you know magic doesn't work on me. For fuck's sake, I will find a way back, date a human woman and we'll fuck on your bed in front of you!

>>43072031
Maybe settle for a mare friend.

>>43072384
She won't even settle for a stallion, anon

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>Twilight Sparkle makes it a mandate you have to do butt stuff with her for the entire Year of the Horse

>>43072615
Oh dear

>>43072096
Yeah that ain’t happening

>>43072615
What the hell were they thinking?!

>>43073403
That’s an anthro.

>>43073566
>Featherless
>Bipedal
That's not even anthro, that's a MAN!

>>43073581
Time to him ‘no way fag.’

>>43073944
"That's gross lady. The yak was scratching his butt on that.

>>43074238
How would he scratch his butt on the outside of the bars?

>>43074611
Don’t ask yourself how often Eris has been your showerhead, you won’t like the answer.

>>43074258
He has long ass hairs.

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Fluttershy can have a little kiss, as a treat

>>43074844
Incredible

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Are pregnant goths with big fat teats your fetish Anon?

>>43075030
You’re not even pregnant.

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>>43075073
should have locked your doors with something other than 3 locks and chair, now face the consequences

>>43075030
It’s a good look

>>43075030
No, I'm not interested in cows Fluttershy.

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>"Good morning, Anon!"
>"It's time to consummate our union!"

>>43075659
Fluttershy, stop trying to present yourself as a fertility deity and me as your horned god

>>43075662
>"But I want to worship at the altar of your dick!"

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>>43075659
>>43075662
>>43075682
>Spring is in the air, Anon~.
>Let me pollinate you~.

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>Wake up.
>See picrel
>"Gosh, Anon!"
>"Your morning cock musk is soo strong~!"
>"Tastes better that way, too."
>"Do me a favor and don't shower for another week, got it?"

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>mare raping (You) with her tongue

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>>43075930
Fluttershy is pissed.

>>43075930
Tie her tongue off on a post.

>>43075659
>>43075690
>>43075704
Sorry Slutterbutter but I'm actually trying to go after Twilight. She's smart, she has a better ass than you, and she doesn't constantly reek of animal piss and shit.

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>>43076271

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>>43076271
Plus Twilight promised anal any time I want for the year >>43072615 so you can get lost!

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>>43076386
Best pony for sex and love.

Oh man this is place is still alive, good!

Does anyone know if greentext author Swift_M0nkey has any socials, other username or a way to read more of his creations (if any)?

>>43076490
You might be able to find them on mulpwiki, and some might still be on Pastebin or if you’re lucky copied over to ponepaste

>>43076271
You throw a book in front of her and she believes everything in it. Not smart. Fat. Reeks of normal shit.

>>43076490
https://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/2014-5-30-download/Swift_M0nkey/

>>43076426
Then she can make a magical duplicate to sex and love herself. Like a weird magic masturbate.

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>>43075690
The only bug thats getting pollinated here

>>43077270
So being short saves you in this situation?

>>43077573
Hold up a mirror for her.

>>43076386
Twilight is so nice. Offering me her asshole whenever we do it

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I found the original /co/ thread where Weaver wrote these capped greens. I'll link it below in case anyone else is interested in seeing the literal birth of
>Flutterrape
https://hyperindex.mlpg.co/co33546858.html#33547371

I really got to tip my fedora to this Anon >>43076091 in the lost media thread though, for pointing me towards the /co/ hyperindex. Being a fan for so long, I have always wanted to see this thread, and I've spent hours looking for it in other archives. Then this guy shows up out of nowhere and solves everything for me. I found it in about twenty minutes.

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Here's a green from that thread which was actually never capped:

>It's been several weeks since you woke up in Equestria
>You have been staying with Fluttershy because all the ponies in town are still afraid of you
>It is the middle of winter and she insists that you two sleep in the same bed to conserve body heat
>She says she can't use her own bed and blankets because there is an invisible creature hibernating in there
>It sounds strange, but why would she lie?
>She keeps walking in on you when you are showering
>She says that she's not used to having other people people living in her house and comes in because she thinks the animals are playing with the shower
>She lost all your boxers after washing your clothing
>Fluttershy constantly brushing against you made going commando very awkward
>You finally found them hidden under Fluttershy's side of the bed
>You are starting to think Fluttershy may be doing all of these things on purpose, and may even be lying about the invisible animal

>>43076490
>alive
lmao
>Swift
nice

A lot of Swift's stuff never got binned, but most of it is here:
https://poneb.in/u/Swift_M0nkey

He was in the Flutterrape discord server last time I checked, but he never said anything; so you could try finding him there. He has a FimFiction account that says he's been offline for years. He has an email, if you like long shots. He even had a youtube channel that he posted shit on, and it was actually good. Like, he had a video called 'Respect the Pouch' that was fucking hilarious. I think he deleted that channel though.
We still have this clip of him getting kicked in the nuts though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7L8jVRJeZc

I have a feeling he wrote these greens last time he was here; they read like stuff:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40022036/#40055567

>>43077855
>>43077858
Cool stuff anon