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>Call me a chicken one more time and I swear I’ll tell Rainbow Dash. Do you wanna know what my closest friemd will do when she finds out you’ve been tormenting me? Its not gonna end pretty. She’ll probably rip off one of your arms and beat you with it. So go ahead, call me a chicken again. It’ll be a permanent life-changing experience…
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>>43050712
Chicken
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>>43050712
Aww, look at this little chick, so moody. Are you hungry? Wanna some chicken feed?
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>>43050712
>RainbowDash?
>more like RainbowCRASH!
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>rape
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>>43050712
>Go ahead and fetch that angel for me, sweetie.
>I mean chicken.
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>>43050712
RD does not care
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>>43050712
CHICKEN
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>>43051824
That's a big chickun
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>>43051847
For you.
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>runs to Rainbow Dash and not her parents
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>>43050712
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little chicken? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your clubhouse, and I have over 300 confirmed boops. I am trained in chicken warfare and I'm the top chicken-booper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another chicken.
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>>43052094
What are they supposed to do when they live in Cloudsdale?
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Fun fact: Scootaloo is a dog, not a chicken.
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Whole lot of anons ITT are going to get their arms ripped off by Dash it seems.
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>>43052764
Scoots is just exaggerating, Rainbow Dash will actually take you aside and ask you why you're bullying a foal, what the fuck is wrong with you? And then take Scootaloo to go get ice cream.
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>>43052773
>this
And it would hurt a lot more then having your arm ripped off.
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>>43052828
Exactly. Because you won't be there to see the look on Scoot's face when Dash pulls into KFC instead of the ice cream shop and starts laughing.
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>>43052841
KFC has shakes and ice cream so she's fine.
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>>43053729
Accurate reaction to meeting her parents.
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>>43050802
More like Rainbow FASCist.
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>>43054009
Chikkun singularity
>>43054020
She's a bad influence
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>>43054054
my kinda club
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>>43054483
that's nasty scoots
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>>43054483
What the fuck was wrong with her parents.
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>>43053286
The worker is in on it and when RD orders an icecream its a cone with a chicken wing in it.
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>>43055046
I dunno, feels out of character for Dash towards kids.
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>>43055421
Early season Dash? 100% wouldn't be horrible to foals.
Late season Dash? I'm not so sure she wouldn't.
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>>43055523
Late season Dash had several focus episodes about specifically not being horrible to foals.
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I wish I was a colt or filly Rainbow Dash would molest because she does that.
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>>43055607
i remember the one where Scootaloo wants to be hardcore but Rainbow Dash won't let her
lighting cunt was in it
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>>43050841
>zephyr breeze is your new brother-in-law after he finally seduces dash (for real this time (TM))
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>>43056596
Yeah, or the one where Dash spends the entire camping trip being sweet and parental to her.
early season Dash was way more of a jerk to her than later season Dash. Later season Dash is more of a parent than Scootaloo's actual parents to her.
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>>43056723
yeah but doesn't Dash also do this >>43055611

sure she's sweet during the day, but that just means she gets to be extra sweet at night, when they're alone in their tent
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>>43053151
Whew! I usually prefer fillies but damn she's a pretty mare
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>>43056828
Dash won't even acknowledge kids unless they come up to her. You're confusing her with Twilight.
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>>43057254
She didn't hesitate to snatch this filly minding her own business, and she does spy on her fan club.
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>>43057314
the evidence is mounting up, it's undeniable
this must be why they call her rapebow dash
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>>43059782
If I could just pick her up and toss her into the sky and then catch her I'd be satisfied with life.
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>>43059795
what if you didn't catch her tho
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>>43060045
picrel would mean he's got one mean toss
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>>43060529
SCOOTALOO NO YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO BEES
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>>43052759
I’ve owned chickens before and they do in fact act like dogs.
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>>43060581
What more could you possibly want in life?
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Why is Scoots always the default pony people in this fandom wanna see suffer like some kind of Charlie Brown/Eugune Horowitz hybrid? Faust endorses her being handicapped. The fandom calls her a chicken and makes up headcanons about how shes homeless and unloved. Its evolved way past shitposts and memes into demented, third-world fetishiziation.
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>>43061085
Because she is canonically disabled and neglected.
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>>43061085
it's called scootabuse

it came from two things
>her not being able to fly (but still idolizing Dash)
>early fandom deciding that she was an orphan
it was just kind of agreed that being Scootaloo is suffering
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>>43061085
Does that include making her EQG counterpart undergo a month-long, unwilling transformation into a dairy cow?
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>>43061438
I wanna preen Scootaloo.
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>>43061616
I want to throw her into a vat of boiling oil
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>>43061085
Every fandom needs a whipping boy.
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I love this chicken
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>>43062260
can't unsee pool-toy shaped chickun
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>>43063171
Is she still your fav?
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>>43061085
What drives you to come in here, see a tradition that's been held since the dawn of the show, and start rambling about your obsession with identity politics? Fuck off retard.

Also S9 is not canon and she does not have retarded aussie parents nor lesbian aunts.
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Fuckin scooter lou
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>>43056436
kek, is this a dsp reference?
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>>43066187
Bite-sized chikkun
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https://youtu.be/X20_hHmfXNY?si=KD1Rld9cfkeHD0Ec
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>>43050712
I thought your best friend was Applebloom
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Fluttershy...
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He lost them in the accident.
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Technically unfinished, but you get the idea of what kind of week(s) Scootaloo is about to have...
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>>43068125
So is that a souvenir she got from the Rainbow Factory?
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scoot-scootaloooooo
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Bump.
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>>43072594
Why would someone collar a pony?
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https://youtu.be/pCOb6Fykxz0?si=QETqLTihHBgPgrj2
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>>43074799
Is she okay?
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>>43071869
Is scootabuse okay when she does it to herself?
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>>43076172
depends on how bad
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>>43050712
Scootaloo is kind of brown-coded. The only pony more brown-coded is Babs Seed.
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>>43077527
roasted chicken

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