what if you transform into a pony that isn't into transforming, then back again.
how would that actually feel.
like what would be the resultant emotion even.

>>43057238
>what if you transform into a pony that isn't into transforming, then back again.
Like you're a human who wanted to be a pony then you become a pony and a mental change makes you want to be a human then you become a human again?

>>43057243
you're a human who wants to be a pony and you transform into a pony, but it's a pony who does not want to be transformed, but you transform into a human anyway.

>>43057248
So you transform and have your pony form ripped away from you and you become a human again? That'd be rough. If i was on earth I'd probably be upset but thankful for the experience but if i went to Equestria and got ripped back to this clownworld I'd rope

>>43057238
>>43057243
Sounds like wanting to go outside, until you actually get out. Then you want back in.

Or like a sentient lavalamp.

I'm on my transformation shit again https://ponepaste.org/11778

This was inevitable, really, even before I found MLP:FIM, I was getting up at 4 am just to watch the old american dragon TV show on Disney ecksdee.
My entire life I've wanted an escape from this bruised and battered and broken physical form that I've been cursed with, and this is simply the most recent expression of that ideal.
Eventually I'm gonna run out of unique methods for twilight specifically to turn anon into a pony but I'm sure I can get creative with it.
Someday they're going to release fully immersive VR worlds where you simply disconnect from reality and feed your brain a stream of information that looks and feels and smells like Equestria, and I may never be seen amongst humanity again.
Or I'll just like, get a girlfriend or something. It's about the same probability.

^
>>43056692
>"you want to be a sex slave so bad...?"
>you don't recognize the tone in her voice
>but you recognize the look in her eyes
"y-you know what? I'll ask uh, rainbow or something-"
>but it's too late
>twilight's magic wraps around you, and you let out one last human scream as everything turns white
>...
>when you wake up, the first thing you see are white hooves in front of your... snout
>you sit up with a gasp, new muscles and bones moving in confusing ways
>you're sitting on a bed, with a full length mirror across from you
>your fur is fluffy and white, your mane is short and blue...
>you're the spitting image of shining armor, but you're a skinnier built stallion than the real shining
>you're also lacking the horn, which means no magic
>goodness, you sure aern't lacking the stallionhood though...
>you jump in place as the door to the room swings open
>twilight trots inside, placing her crown on the dresser as she smiles over at you
>"good, you're awake"
"y-you're crazy, what am I? Y-Your brother?"
>"no, you're mine"
>before you can do much about it, a thick, padded collar snaps around your neck, sewn from colors matched to twilight's fur and mane, with a golden charm that bears her cutie mark hanging from a ring on it
>a ring that she snaps a leash onto
"y-you can't do this, it's-"
>"I recall you saying you want to be somepony's sex slave, anon"
>she pushes you down to the bed, standing over you and holding you down
>you struggle, but she's a lot heavier when you're just a little white pony
"but that's, I didn't..."
>"consent? Am I to believe you aern't enjoying this?"
>she leans in much closer, smiling down at you
>you can feel your face burning, and worse, the throbbing heat of your new horsecock Laying across your belly
"I...."
>"Exactly"
>...
>you settle into your new life surprisingly well, actually
>every evening twilight works off the stresses of princess life by using you
>and sometimes, if she's tired enough, you get to be on top
>during the day, at least around the castle, she keeps you on an enchanted leash, tugging you from room to room
>talking your cute pony ears off about this book or that book or the adventure she'd just been on with her friends...
>and when she's gone, you hang out with spike
>he's pretty cool, actually
>it's only awkward when shining and cadence visit, because not only does shining always eye you with suspicion, but cadence is always giving you and twilight....
>that look of hers
>you didn't... love her, did you?
>sure, she's an adorable nerdy bookhorse, and you love sleeping in her arms every night
>and eating breakfast and lunch and dinner in the castle with her
>she still has to help you, since you have a hard time with hooves
>pony food tastes a lot better as a pony, actually
>and it's not like twilight could like YOU or anything...
>she's just... she just enjoys having her sex slave, is all...
>she just gives you kisses all the time because um...
>because...
>oh no, cadence is right?

>>43057358
Nice to start the thread off with a little greentext.

>>43058051
>Anon the Alicorn
If you end up as an alicorn, what will you be the alicorn of?

>>43057238
While trying to parse that sentence the first time I missed the “into” and thought you were talking about someone turning into a pony halfway before the changes reverse themselves.
I’ve read a couple stories where the transformee’s immune system puts up a fight – maybe they get a fever or something – but it doesn’t ultimately win.
The immune system successfully building an immunity to pony TF is a horrid idea.

>>43058543
I don’t know, but I’d need a way to deal with everypony who keeps bowing before me and mistaking me for some kind of royalty. Or would there be that many who immediately do that for some random alicorn?

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>>43058586
Your timing relative to the FiM timeline is everything.
Pre-S1? The only known contemporary alicorn is an undefeated, nigh mythological maternal figure, so why wouldn’t they love and revere you too?
S2? There are multiple alicorns and some history of jobbing.
By like S7, the treatment of alicorns is indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill ponies.
I feel like Anon would blend in pretty well as a late-season alicorn.

>>43058761
I’d like to know what other alicorns would be up to, then. What if there were another alicorn who were in the service of the princesses, for example, such as a talented guardspony or mage?

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>>43058858
A good way to address that question: what do you think Cadance was up to in S1 and most of S2?
Celestia hoofpicking an alicorn as her alicorn-to-be protoge’s foalsitter doesn’t seem outlandish, though it raises some questions about how insular the “alicorn elite of Canterlot” were.

>>43058870
If the comics are to be believed, Superman— I mean Cadance— was being trained by Celestia as a youth and babysat and taught younguns like Twilight on the side. I understand the show and comics are in two separate canons, but maybe she was still a student of Celestia’s before she became the ruler of the Crystal Empire

>>43058900
>everypony assumes you’re a talented, exceptionally smart, and well-adjusted alicorn who is under Celestia’s tutelage
>you are the exact opposite of that (except for the alicorn part)

>>43059088
Imagine princess Celestia trying to maintain the image of alicorns being a divine god like race while anon-alicorn keeps sperging

>>43059088
I wanna write more someday with the gayass celestial and lunar prince anons https://ponepaste.org/11722

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>>43059130
Imagine Celestia trying to maintain an image of divine grace while failing as spectacularly as she does against several of the early season villains. Meanwhile, Anonicorn is able to neutralize the threats almost immediately, but not without a ton of austistic screeching, cussing, and slurs. Villian bloodbaths ensue. In the aftermath of each cataclysm, Celestia must diplomatically explain how Equestria’s most fearsome weapon cannot be contained – at least, cannot be contained in a way that leaves ponies’ sensibilities unharmed.

>>43047650
>The look on Anon’s face could kill.
>There was practically nothing visible, he’d narrowed his eyes so much.
>”Right. Good plan.”
>He growled out, low and gravelly.
>In spite of that, you planted a big kiss on his beak, and the black beady marbles in his head bugged out in response.
>Anonymous’ whole neck arched back, recoiling from you while his maw cracked open.
>At the same time, his feathers puffed up around his face and chest.
>He looked like a marshmallow with a beak that was personally offended because you dropped it in the ashes around a campfire.
>From this position, your boyfriend loomed over your face.
>...You just smirked and scrunched your snout smugly in return.
>There was no noticeable change in his expression for quite a while.
>But, eventually, he quietly deflated, stood and stretched, disengaging from you to stare all round at himself.
>And you did too, it was so strange, oddly comfortable, but strange.
>Walking in a tight little circle on yourself, you seemed to quickly adjust to your four legged gait.
>Your hooves started going where you wanted them.
>You had already seen most of your new body when you were transforming, the white fur, the auburn mark on your face, the wings on your back.
>But there was something else, that you hadn’t spotted at first, or maybe it didn’t appear till recently.
>”I saw the ponies on the internet had those too.”
>Anon poked your flank with a talon, making your hindquarters twitch.
>Under the end of his black digit, there was a marking, a simple symbol like depiction of a snow capped mountain with a spring winding down its side.
>It made you smile.
“So weird. Does ‘it’ know I like hiking? Is that how it works?”
>Your boyfriend shrugged his feathery shoulders, his long tail curling and whipping from side to side as he sat back on his haunches.
>He really did look just a crow, attached to the back of a black cougar.
>You sidled up and sat right beside him, spreading your right wing to press him into you.
>So warm, fur against feather.
>With a long breath, in through your nostrils, you rubbed your head against his body.
>Up his chest, neck, going on the tips of your forehooves to reach his head since he sat a foot taller than you.
“...Black is really your color... Maybe ‘it’ knew that too...”
>You murmured into one of his tufted ears, before softly nibbling down on it.
>He leaned away, but also layered his own wing atop yours.
>”...This is because I forgot Valentine’s day, isn’t it.”
”Yep.”
>You popped one eye open, and met Anon’s left eye, staring sidelong into yours.
>When he went to disconnect, you quickly wrapped your forelegs around him and pulled him tight.
>Even though his beak shouldn’t have betrayed anything you could read his honest contrition in it.
>”Sorry.”
>He intoned, his voice vibrating out of his body, into yours.
>You rubbed your face back and forth in his warm feathers and answered,
“Thanks, it’s okay. Sorry I didn’t ask first, before I did all...”

>>43059408
>With a general waggle, you motioned to both of your bodies with your outstretched left wing.
>Anon threaded through your mane with his talons, looking down his chest at you while he replied.
>”It’s fine. More interesting as a surprise anyway.”
>Finally, the big lunk relented, like a chunk of a glacier falling into the tide.
>The griffon, your griffon, leaned back into you, his great weight reassuring and loving.
>You sighed wonderfully and smiled, closing your eyes.
>There was a deep thrumming-
>Your eyes snapped open, and you peered up into his face.
“...Are you - purring?”
>”What about it.”
>That wasn’t a question.
>His expression didn’t shift a millimeter.
>You blinked, cracked a fresh grin and laughed, bumping your head into his chest.
>Anonymous hugged you, really wrapped his forelegs around you and pulled you tight, tight into that infinite storm cloud of down.
>Your griffon’s talons pressed pleasantly into your withers.
>His purr was the rumbling of the world.
>”I love you.”
“I love you too.”
>The both of you stayed like that for a long, long while.
>Your hindlegs gave out slowly, and your whole body went slack into Anon’s embrace, so he supported you, spreading his own legs a touch to balance himself.
>You couldn’t see a damn thing, just black on black on black, swallowed up.
>Schumann was still playing over Anon’s speakers, but it was practically a whisper compared to his purring.
>Nothing else existed in the world for a while and that was just what you had wanted in the first place, time with him to yourself.
>Eventually, and naturally, the hug ended.
>Anonymous set you back on your hooves, which you took to with a little stumble, then recovered.
>He patted you on the head.
>”You want to go on a walk by the water?”
>You smiled.
“And get arrested?”
>”We can’t be arrested. If anything, they shouldn’t even charge me taxes in this body. C’mon.”
>With soft footfalls, Anon padded over to his PC tower on the floor and pressed the power button, then he made for the front door.
>You followed after him at a happy trot, already getting excited at the prospect.
“I wonder how hard it is to fly.”
>”Probably not too bad, if we learned walking like this so fast.”
>Your boyfriend returned, as he dug out your favorite brown wool knit scarf from the closet and looped it around your neck.
>It made you happy, seeing how dexterous he actually was with those talons, that he hadn’t just instantly locked to his desk again.
>He tied the scarf in a neat bow behind your back, leaving two trailing ends that dangled a few inches off the ground.
>You posed in the mirror by the door, lifting a forehoof and throwing your head to the side to adjust your mane.
>”Feeling alright?”
>Anon suddenly asked, sitting on the floor behind you.
>Blinking, you looked into his glittering black eyes in the mirror, confused.
“Yes?”
>His tail thumped once.

>>43059411
>”Cool. You were just looking a little hoarse is all.”
>Your eyes half lidded instantly, your tail flicked like a red flag behind you, and you felt the most visceral, boiling, pun induced disgust.
>Without saying anything, you hopped up on your back legs and pinched the doorknob between your forehooves, turning it and pushing the portal open.
>Then you clopped onto all fours into the hallway, pivoting right to the elevator.
>The air was close in here, a thin, carpeted, old apartment complex’s inner passage.
>You peeked back over your wings with a slight bit of self consciousness, eyeing the doors running down to the end of the hall, but there was no one here except for you and Anonymous.
>He followed you apace, stopping first to lock the door with his key, which he then stuck on his work lanyard and threw around his neck.
>Overtaking you because of his longer stride, he let out an odd lowing cackle, like sequential caws more than anything.
>You puffed up your cheeks with suppressed laughter, squinting into his face as he pressed the down button with his talon, you said,
“You’re supposed to be serious.”
>Anon winked at you without smiling, and sat waiting diligently for the elevator to arrive.
>With a playful huff, you sat beside him, watching the doors.
>Despite yourself, you felt a bit of trepidation.
>It was so weird to think of... you lifted up a hoof and stared into it for a moment, before setting it back down with a soft clop to shift your gaze to the silver opening again... going out like this.
>”No one will recognize us anyway.”
>Anon said quite neutrally.
>You smiled.
“Yeah. Just weird.”
>He perked an eyebrow at that.
>”...And this was your idea.”
>There was a flush creeping up your cheeks.
>Really... you actually hadn’t thought as far as the moment after the transformation.
>Just getting your boyfriend off the computer was pretty much all you had considered.
>Mercifully, the elevator finally dinged and opened, upon a widely staring young boy in moderate winter wear and his mother similarly clothed beside him.
>Anonymous didn’t even flinch, inclining his feathered head half a quarter of a millimeter.
>”Hello.”
>He greeted, before walking inside and sitting to the left of the gawping kid.
>You followed with a growing smile, sitting next to Anon again.
“Heya.”
>Came your own greeting, to the mother, who seemed to catch your smile too.
>She just shook her head and let out a breath she was holding, while reaching over to press the ground floor button, trying not to stare.
>As soon as the doors shut, the little boy came at Anon with the kind of technique that caused one to reminisce on the Hogan v. Andre bodyslam of 1987.
>”Caw-f-uwuhfw??”
>Was all he was able to utter, before his fluffy, feathery form hit the floor with a resounding thud.
>You died and went to heaven laughing, along with the boy’s mother, before she cleared her throat and made a very valiant attempt at looking like she was trying to pry her son off.

>>43059413
>The tyke had your griffon pinned in an unassailable attack hug, shrieking with laughter.
>While Anon himself was writhing in shock on his back, beak agape, tongue lolling, left eye rolling, wings locked up, paws slipping on the stainless steel walls and talons clutching round your seated form in an attempt to get away from his attacker.
>As the elevator sunk past the 10th floor, you finally stopped laughing long enough to gesture to the mom to take a picture for later, which she did with a lot more enthusiasm and wherewithal than when she was trying to help Anon a second ago.
>After a couple dozen pictures were taken, and you had given your cell phone number to the woman for her to send them to later, the two of you actually freed your boyfriend.
>Who disentangled from the boy with a quiet hiss as the elevator opened, though it was obviously more for his wrangler’s entertainment than real anger.
>All four of you marched out of the lobby, and into the city outside.
>But just before the kid was out of reach, Anon grabbed hold of him with his talons and gave his hair good mussing.
>The youth tossed round in his scaly grasp, giggling, before Anonymous muscled the boy away into his mother’s arms.
>And all the griffon got for that act of revenge was even more uproarious laughter.
>As the two of them walked off, the boy waving frantically goodbye, Anonymous straightened up beside you and stuck his tongue out of the end of his beak in return, looking completely stone faced as he did it.
>The smile on your face had been on for so long now it was actually starting to hurt.
>You breathed deep and massaged your cheeks with your forehooves, managing not to giggle for a minute at least.
>And your griffon watched patiently, wings shuffling at his back in the stiff breeze, tail undulating behind him like a cat’s would.
>It was a mild winter day, more like autumn, if there hadn’t been snow on the ground.
>Ice packed the borders of the sidewalks in knee high walls, that now reached up to just under your head, so that everywhere you went you’d be peeking over them.
>Your breath steamed a little out of your muzzle as you looked around you, seeing the world through literally new eyes.
“Size makes a big perspective shift, huh?”
>”I feel half like a kid again.”
>Anonymous commented, looking about in much the same manner you were.
>The sun struck through the clouds beyond the opposite facing apartment complex, to beam down on him just then, making his black feathers really look iridescent.
>You could see the rosettes much clearer than usual as well, like brilliant flowers across his flank.

>>43047790
I figured I wouldn't completely snub the original suggestion at least.

>>43048349
Thank you. It's been a fun mixup.

>>43054960
Thanks, and for getting the title, as opposed to the placeholder.

G'night /ptfg/.

>>43037398
>You lead a group of humans into the Everfree Forest
>Things seemed safe and under control in town with dozens of ponies ready to step in at a moments notice but now you're not so sure
>The humans, though many are hurt, seem well capable of overpowering you
>As you get deeper in the forest you hear one stepping up closer to you and you start to feel nervous
"So, little filly, where are you taking us"
>The one human asks walking along side menacingly
>You look around trying to see if you're within earshot of anypony who can blow your cover
>The human seems hesitant to prod further
"I think i heard you were taking us to that Mahrek guy? What's that all about"
>You wince, worried you could upset the humans in some way
"No, im actually taking you to see Twilight"
>You answer in a hushed voice worried that it might cause panic
"The flying unicorn? If she wanted to see us, why didn't she just come see us in the castle?"
>The human asks growing increasingly more suspicious of the little green mare
>You think too hard and leave a long pause allowing the human's suspicions to fester even longer than they should
"What gives little mare?"
>The human prods worried where he's being led
>You have to say something quick to quell their fears
"Well, it's a long story but Twilight isn't uh..."
>You struggle to find the right words
>The humans come to a halt expecting answers but you have none to give
"You better start telling the truth little mare, where are you taking us!"
>The main human asks growing increasingly frustrated by the silence
>The humans slowly start to surround you as you start dumping the unfiltered truth
"Im taking you to see Twilight, i swear, she has a plan and she needs us"
>The humans snicker at a pony using the term 'us'
>What could they and the ponies possibly have in common

>>43059416
Nice

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>Actually, now that I'm a pony I know longer condone bullying or harassment.
>I realize now that I was hurting others to inflate my own pathetic human ego. From now on, I will no longer tolerate bullying from the rest of you.

>And I encourage all of you to become ponies too. You'll see my point of view in two seconds and be happier for it.

So, at least for me, the ideal transformation is into my ponysona, so I can go hunt for my wife and profess my undying adoration for her.
I'd even accept being a little green faggot because at least wife would probably still see me as useful.

.....but what if the transformation was _into_ your favorite pony? Perhaps not replacing them, exactly, but if you were a dashfag, what would you do if you woke up in a flawless copy of dash herself, differentiated only by a question mark on your flank instead of her cutie mark?

Ponies like Twilight or Rarity or Applejack would probably find you useful, or interesting, but what if you're a chrysalis guy? Won't she see you as a threat? Won't some ponies assume you are a changeling?

And how do you cope with being in the body of what is, to you, the hottest and most beautiful creature to ever live?

>>43060779
>_into_
this is what I get for waking up and immediately vomiting concepts onto /mlp/ instead of getting out of bed

>>43059575
>The humans tower over you
>Nopony is there to help and they know it
>Do the ponies really think that the humans would just give up that easily?
"What's stopping us from just marching back to the portal little filly? You have no magic, no guards, hell, we can just take you with us if we wanted to"
>You shiver at the thought but you try to reason with the humans
>Pony train of thought
"Well, the thing is, I don't know if the portal is still there. Mahrek is here in Equestria and has cast his spell on the land. Everypony except me and Twilight have been affected"
>The humans murmur among themselves
"That sounds awful for you lot, but that seems like a steaming pile of not our problem"
>The human smugly explains with some murmurs of agreement
>You stamp your hooves to stop the humans from leaving
"No, you don't understand, it's not about the ponies. Im a human too, that's why it doesn't work on me. Didn't you notice all the ponies acting strange? You had to have noticed that!"
>You beg desperate to get their attention
"Please, listen to me, i think Mahrek wants to kill all of you"
>Those words finally silence the mocking from the humans as the silence of the forest finally settles in
"What makes you say that little mare? How do you know?"
>You have little time to explain but you atleast have the human's attention
>Every word matters
"Its about control. Mahrek uses his spell to control with fear but that spell doesn't work on humans or alicorns...and Mahrek has made it clear that he will stop at nothing to exterminate the alicorns, twilight, celestia, luna, cadance...all of them and we are no exception. Since his spell doesn't work on us he will want us gone too. Please, you have to help me and Twilight, it's a he only way we will be able to stop him and save ourselves"

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>>43060918
The humans getting on board definitely feels like an important turning point

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>>43058543
What if you weren’t turned into an alicorn, but you came across a random alicorn you didn’t recognize?

>>43061673
I would assume that it was some kind of genetic mistake rather than a deity to be revered, but that’s because I’m cynical by pony standards and was also exposed to the concept of animation errors.

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>>43060557
>>Actually, now that I'm a pony I know longer condone bullying or harassment.
Except when it's done to humans, right?

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>>43062284
That's what makes it so hard growing up in mixed schools. The ponies keep pressuring the humans to transform. And each time one of your friends gets TF'd they switch sides and start bullying you too.

>>43058543
I would be the Prince of dedication. I see people give up way too easily when their lives would be so much better of they just kept at it

>>43064074
>Prince Rhythm, the Steady

>King Anon sacrifices himself with a smile on his face
>Wakes up as a young Earth Pony in Maretime Bay
>Ends up the Master Roshi to Sunny and the NuMane 6
>Mostly treats his second life like a vacation, but is a source of hood advice and wisdom when needed.
>hits on Opaline whenever she appears, mostly to fuck with her.

>unlike Chrysalis, Opaline is very open to Anon's advances
>thismakeshissmallalicornthebigalicorn.jpg
>any time Opaline starts a new plan of attack, Anon disappears
>when everything's done, Anon comes stumbling back to Maritime bay
>eyes wide, mane dishevelled, and a dopey grin on his face
>the G5 mares have learned to not ask

How come it’s so common in fan fiction for alicorns who desire to give up their magic to only spawn evil versions of themselves or evil beings?

And what if Anonlicorn decided she didn’t want to be an alicorn anymore, but she had to fight her evil doppelgänger instead of giving up her alicorn magic?

>>43064351
Now I'd like to see some Princess Erroria TF.

>you don't remember dying
>you know that you died, you don't remember what done you in but you died
>and now you're in a warm, cozy place
>it feels like you're dreaming half the time
>every so often you can make out some muffled sound of someone speaking
>a woman from the sounds of it
>your dreamlike haze ends after what feels like months as a bright light enters your dark home
>the warmth you had been accustomed to is replaced with cold
>you start instinctually crying, your new body hijacking whatever control you had over it
>you can make out a deep magenta blur
>"Now that my son is born I can resume my plans of taking all of the cutie mark magic from all of Equestria!"
>her voice is familiar
>it's the voice you heard during your fugue state
>and you can vaguely remember her voice from...
>G5
>realization hits you like a truck
>you're a baby pony
>your mother is opaline
>and you're stuck in the worst generation of MLP
>you start crying even louder

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>>43064760
But don’t forget that Opaline was in G4, too, and that G5 is just a massive “what-if” scenario where she is an alicorn instead of an Earth pony.

>another shift over and done with
"...............good work you guys"
>"yeah anon see you monday"
>"have a good weekend anon"
"I will!"
>were they taking turns? to give the most meager excuse of a polite farewell
>you were convinced that every friday, two different coworkers would wave you goodbye as soon as the clock striked the hour
>two (it had to be two so they could immediately turn and talk to each other after sending you home leaving you with no chance to say anything) different (rotating, every weekend there were a new pair so you couldn't pick up on their habits, or maybe they just hated you so much they drew lots so they wouldn't get their night out ruined by looking at you) ponies (to call them background characters would be generous, these fucks would never appear next to the protagonists, not even by chance would they receive the blessing of beeing seen)
>they told you to enjoy your weekend
>just so you wouldn't stick around, listen in on potential plans for THEIR weekend
>butt in and suggest doing this and that
>implicitly including yourself to the hangout
>not that you ever suggested doing anything after work barring like 7 exceptions during all these years
>or was it 8
>either way you could count the occasions on your fingers
>that is if you had fingers
>or wings with feathers to count
>or a fucking horn that let you manifest a glowing magic pair of hands
>you could always stomp 8 times like a big baby you supposed
>that's how you felt anyways
>a huge sad whining ba-colt
>of course you were a whiny mess, weren't you? look at you complaining and you call yourself a stallion for.. celestia's sake
>millions would kill to be in your position, in the dream world you spent years of your life dreaming about, observing, discussing, bonding over
>in a fantastical realm, a place so blessed even those who never heard of my little pony would envy you
>in this equine utopia where no group of colleagues would conspire to single you out, they had no reason to, they'd actually love to have you hang out with them if you let yourself open
>it was all the fault of your stupid, useless, human head and your deformed abominable brain
>brain of a human clearly the one at fault, you had been a baby, you had been a man-baby, you had been a man, you were a stallion
>but you hadn't been a colt
>so now you processed thoughts like a stallion-colt to cope, to catch up with everypony else
>that's why you felt so miserable when you effectively were in heaven
>without the wings
>without the halo
>but an angel nonetheless, a marvel of faustian proportions
>you had discussed this so many times with others and with yourself
>the way you arrived to equestria was as, if not more important than making it in the first place
>you were no human in a suit, no circus freak to be studied by twilight, coddled by fluttershy and tolerated by the rest as you quipped and stumbled your way through the seasons

>>43065029
>mixing up and ruining every plot beat in the process
>you didn't come as a filly, a disgruntled troublemaker coping with the radical changes that came from your own body or how the rest of equestria treated you
>an agent if chaos to rival discord, set on making every princess regret their life choices
>you couldn't be that, wasn't that right?
>you were a stallion, rewarded with a comfortable transition into pony life
>horns or a wing would just complicate things for everyone really. everyPONY, really
>there was no room to complain
>you even appeared in a clearing near a small city far away from canterlot
>just your luck
>and you had to answer equestria's generous offer in kind
>no calling too much attention to yourself
>no interac-interfering with the main cast
>no messing up the story of this wonderful fairytale
>but you couldn't do that from all the way here anyways
>not even in your dreams
>you didn't have any
>yet another trait you carried from earth
>so you could socialize to your heart's content if you wanted to
>but nopony approached you out of their own volition
>they'd rather stare
>you didn't blame them, you gave quite the striking first impression
>a neon green coat that, along with your black mane clashed against the colors you'd come to expect from real ponies
>a cutie mark that created more questions thak it answered
>a name-scratch that, anonymous isn't a name by human or pony standards
>it's just a word, what naturally comes to your wretched mind when a new acquaintance asks how to call you
>maybe that's why your coworkers don't want you stinking up their plans
>in the process of considering you they realize how unnatural your name sounds
>unconsciously they pick up the fact that you wasted so much time in a public forum that you let it define you, brand you
>it turned you so jaded that you'd think yoir coworkers capable of these ugly devious feelings
>so hateful that you jumped at an excuse to insult them in your thoughts, to think of them as lesser because they won't be featured with the mane 6
>so what if they couldn't make it as background ponies, you knew these horses better than any cherry berry or rainbowshine
>if these were their real names
>they paled against crimson provence, hint puzzled or pecking order, just to na.e a few
>each a universe of their own
>frankly they may be destined to stay away from the main characters as to not to take away their spotlight
>rarity would hate getting her thunder stolen by these noponies
>rararararara
>what's she up to right now
>you missed watching her from a screen
>how bad would it be to start watching her again from afar
>pretty bad
>how many things would it change if you supported her business, gifted her gems, met her, talked to her
>way too many
>so you had your coworker group
>that kept slipping away like sand from your palms
>but you only had soles
>so you walked into the night, another friday

>All 30 or whatever unique posters land in Equestria
>Each a clone of the other, perfect Green-Black stallions, each a random tribe
>After untangling limbs and some chatter he arrives
>"Hey guys!" King Anon says to the crowd "I got real bored so I yanked you all here, i get one chaos favour for my birthday every year so I figured why not bring more mes over eh?"

>Sun and moonanon are bickering and fighting
>NatureAnon wants to fuck off with hermitanon and live innawoods
>The unicorn anons keep talking about how they're the master race
>Peganons all talk about how much they all hate angel bunny
>The lone earth pony anon stands around awkwardly

>>43065108
Damn, im the lone Earth pony

>>43065108
But I don't want to be a stallion...

Somebody tell YuriFagnatic to stop using AI for all his fics. The prose and dialogue all sound straight from ChatGPT and it takes me right out of the story.
>Twilight nodded slowly. "That's a profound loss. And this change... it's not just species. It's everything about how you saw yourself."

>>43065333
say it aint so.....

>>43065108
>Tgtfanon (me) reees about not being a mare

>>43065576
Who are those two characters

>>43065333
Alright, to be fair, that text was from the Anonfilly x Spike fic, which was an AI dump with a bare bones plot skeleton I ran as an experiment. I put like, zero effort into that one to see how well it did.

I didn't think it would get 400 fuckin views (more than my other actual fics), so I didn't bother leaving a disclaimer (I still don't know why people want to see Anonfilly x Spike so much).

Anyways, I put one on the damn fic so hopefully no one else will complain now. My bad for not tagging it properly and leaving a disclaimer earlier.

>Anon is a Dashfag
>Gets reincarnated as her son
>Worst possible situation since he's not into incest
>Doesn't want to make things weird, so he grows up distant from her
>No matter how hard he tried, he can't see her as his mother
>Tries to date other mares in hopes that it might fix things
>Tfw they're all basically Rainbow Dash
>Tfw he can't stop comparing them to his mother

>>43065908
>No matter how hard he tried, he can't see her as his mother
Fucking tragic.

>spawn in as griffon anon
>immediately beaten and deported to griffonstone

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>>43066252
What's the downside?

>Anon becomes a stallion in Equestria
>Spends two seconds around any of the characters
>"You guys are assholes and I hate all of you."
>Goes back to being a NEET

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>>43066252
no I would put linkin park on my earphones and low diff ponyville solo.
and then go to griffonstone.

>>43065685
>two characters
I don't know who you're dissing, but ouch, whoever it is.

Foalhood memories with Dash-Anon
>Rainbow Dash is sitting in the lobby of the wing doctor
>She knows there's a proper name for them, like how dentists are tooth doctors but she doesn't really care
>She had to bring Anon in because his flight feathers were coming in
>Problem was that most of his flight feathers were becoming ingrown so she had to take him here before they became a major problem
>Zephyr is here as well, and unlike Dash who was calm and not worried at all, he was pacing around the lobby babbling about all the things that could go wrong
>This continued for about an hour
>When the doctors brought Anon out, he had a cone on and looked completely out of it
>Dr. Gentle Care told her and Zephyr that he had to be sedated in order to work on his flight feathers, Dash winced remembering a time she accidentally pulled out an ingrown feather
>Dash and Zephyr are told that while Anons wings heal he'll have to wear his cone for two weeks
"Momma... Ah gaht fagwings..."
>"You...you what?"
"Faaaaahhhg wiiiings..."
>Anon spreads his wings revealing his flight feathers
>They match Dash's mane and tail, a spread of rainbow on his green wings
>"That's nice dude." Dash ruffling her zooted sons mane
"Ah whas a monkey..."
>"Is he gonna be okay?" Zephyr asks waving a hoof in front of Anons eyes
>Only one eye follows his hoof
>The parents get assured that the sedatives will wear off in a few hours

Anon is brought to Equestria right in the middle of Celestia's court. However instead of him already being transformed all the nobles and the princess herself get to watch whatever forces that brought him over break his body down into magical goo and reform it into a pony. The former human is aware of it happening the whole time as well. Trauma for everypony involved!

>be you
>normie human anon
>lurking on your favorite mongolian basket weaving forum and occasionally posting blatant bait
>suddenly you're not in your room
>you're in a void of ever shifting colors with random objects spontaneously popping in and out of existence
>the sound of laughter fills the air
>a flash, a pop and the sound of a whoopie cushion deflating occupies the appearance of...
>it
>"Oh come now, calling me an it? Not very polite of you!"
>you try screaming but you have no face
>"You won't need eyes to see here, oh I just LOVE references! Welcome my little human I am Disco- stop screaming in your mind it is VERY loud."
>Discord, his name now forced into your mind, sighs
>"Ugh I put in all this work for someone who doesn't appreciate showmanship. Here, have your face back you big baby."
>you take a breath with your returned mouth and get ready to scream again
>a lions paw covers your mouth
>"Enough of that. Ahem! I, Discord, have brought you here today to offer you a deal!"
>Discord snaps his fingers and a mirror pops into reality
>It shows you a chaotic landscape and two ponies with wings and horns, one white and one blue facing off against...
>"Yes yes I'm here and there at the same time, don't think too hard about it your poor brain will melt. Anyways I will shortly be turned into a statue and I don't know about you but I believe being petrified will be rather boring."
>Discord grabs the mirror and takes a bite out of it like a cookie
>"During my time being petrified I want some entertainment, so my offer is this: I will give you the opportunity of a lifetime! You get to live in Equestria and you get to do whatever your chaotic little self wants to do. And I get to see through your eyes, well everything that's Y7 of course, you mortals get up to nasty business behind closed doors. Or out in public, I don't judge. Much."
>you agree with his deal because you want to get away from him as soon as possible
>"Oh how daring! Agreeing to a binding contract without reading the figurative fine print! The part you didn't let me say, was that I am going to give you a pony body so you fit in! Now lets play dress up!"
>Discord pulls a full body sized mirror from behind your ear and sets it down
>Discord snaps his fingers and you turn into a winged and horned green stallion with... is that broly's hair?
>"Nope, too OP."
>snap
>you're now a small malnourished looking winged unicorn with a moon on its butt
>"Too small"
>snap
>now you're a winged unicorn with a white mane and a butt tattoo that looks like three question marks
>"...next."

>>43067294
>this goes on for an hour
>Discord looks annoyed and frustrated
>"Ugh! You know what, no more alicorns!"
>he snaps his fingers and you're a...winged unicorn. or rather an alicorn.
>"There we go! You my friend are Anonymous the Pegacorn! Completely different from an Alicorn! Just one more detail, your cutie mark!"
>you see an eight pointed star with a question mark pop into existence on your butt
>"There we go! Now off you go! Oh, one last thing! You won't remember this."
>snap
>you wake up with a migraine in an empty field

>>43057356
>https://ponepaste.org/11778
Added to the story archive.
https://pone.tf

>fallout equestria start
>anon is born in a stable where the experiment was pretty much vault 112
>anon grew up believing he was a human living on earth
>in reality he's a malnourished unicorn that's been under the influence of an experimental perception influencing spell with several other ponies
>he was brought back to reality when the stable got breached by raiders

>>43057358
Cadence is always right.

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>>43066570
>Defeat the ponies
>Bring Griffonstone to Ponyville.

>>43067298
>Oh, one last thing! You won't remember this.
Then it's not TF, it's an OC with no relation to any human.

>>43067618
Cute

>>43067624
This, mind wipes defeat the purpose

Anoncolt as P-47 in Stable 99:
https://ponepaste.org/11785

>>43058543
Helpful transformations

Anonstallion but he drop right at the very end of the series, like he pops into existence as an Earth Pony right as the villain trio get stoned so everypony thinks his existence is a byproduct of Harmony.
This makes Anon extra grumpy because he hated everything past like season 3.

>Anon was le epic atheist
>Turns out, there is a God
>For his punishment, he's sent into the worst part of his favorite horse show
>The mane6 is all grown up and he's stuck in creaturequestria
>Better yet, he's turned into a mudpony instead of staying human like he'd wanted
>To spite God, he'll do everything in his power to correct the series's failures and turn his hell into a paradise

>>43068419
I haven't watched season 8/9 when people say creaturequestia, what exactly are they referring to

>>43058550
Imagine taking pon-E so many times that it no longer works on you, or only partly works.

>>43068629
Shit, imagine the stress of trying higher and higher doses without making a permanent transformation

Might as well repost this green I made 5 years ago:

>Be Anon F. Aggot
>You're a faggot that frequents the PTFG threads and their discord.
>You fantasize all the different ways to alter your body and the escapism it provides.
>Slowly it turns into a fetish, but you are in denial as you don't want to be compared to all those inflation furries on deviantart.
>You're taking a midnight stroll where nobody is around. Only urban areas of broken concrete and dimly lit streetlights were scattered around the place.
>The cool air on your skin refreshes you after a stressful day of work and your home life. It's good to be alone and left with your thoughts, just for once, pretending all your problems don't exist as you wander aimlessly in the null dark.

>"Anon?"
>You immediately turn your gaze to your left and distanced yourself.
"Who the fuck are you? And how'd you know my name?"
>The alleyway is much too dark to see through, which is strange since your eyes were pretty keen adjusting to low light.
>"I've been watching you for a while now." The voice said. You immediately recognize it for a female's voice. Now that would've been promising if not for the fact that this person was stalking you.
"And? What do you want from me?"
>"You've been browsing the PTFG threads for a long time haven't you? I may have something in your interests to offer."
>The character steps out of the shadow, the clicking of hooves step out into the streetlight. It was a unicorn. A bonafied pastel pony unicorn.
>You stand there completely in shock. It she looked so real it's uncanny.
>"Surprised? I've been working on this for a while now." She holds out a red bottle with her forehoof before shaking it, indicating that there were pills in it.

"It can't be... you've made Pon-e?"
>"Yup, and it works perfectly. Care to have a try?"
"Wait, so you're just giving it to me?"
>"Yeah." The mare smirked.
"What's in it for you?" You crossed your arms skeptically.
>"What's wrong? Is it not okay to share a discovery between another pony TF conosuir?"
>You rubbed the back of your neck, not really sure what to make of this.
"I don't know. I have family, a job. I got responsibilities. I can't just leave all that and become a pony-"
>"You get to do magic."
Immediately without hesitation you swipe the pill bottle and crack the cap off, swallowing as much as you can from the container.

>>43068989
>"Oh dear. You shouldn't have done that Anon." She unicorn covered her mouth with a hoof.
"Hmm? What do you mean-"
>Suddenly you start to feel the chemicals breaking down in your body. Your skin starts to irritate as all your nerves start to burn. You start to itch all over as your skin burns a hot red. Thirst consumes your body as you scream in scorching agony, collapsing on the cold earth below you.
>Approximately 20 seconds later, you feel an electromagnetic wave which travels throughout your body. Nausea effects your thoughts and stomach as you start to regurgitate blood and unfamiliar liquids on the floor. A stinging sensation fills your body, like a thousand needles are trying to escape your intestines.
>30 seconds later your body is sending all your nerves into hysteria as you can't help but scream out your lungs, blood mucus and puss pouring out of your throat. You thrive in complete and utter agony as your eyes feel as if they're pushing your eye sockets wider than they can handle.
>Your bones crack and disintegrates beneath your skin as it reforms within your flesh. Blood, muscles, and ligaments are all being rearranged as you're completely conscious.
>Your teeth has long been fallen out, your jaw stretching forwards as your brain compresses as your cranium adjusts to its new size.

>Your eyes fled to the back of your head as everything turns to white.
>You wake up, covered in your own blood, puss, and puke. Your glance around you to see what's left of your body. Fallen limbs, excess bones, and your face reduced to a pile of tissue and waste.
>"Oh, so you're finally awake little filly." You hear the same voice behind you.
>You crane your neck behind you, seeing a much larger mare standing above you.
>You look down at yourself, your new coat covered in your own blood and patches of human skin left over. Almost as if you've shedded your form.
>You had four hooves and a barrel. Slowly, you move your foreleg above your head to feel a wet mane, and a small tip at the base of your skull.
>You try to open your mouth, but you cough out tons of mucus clogging your throat. You breathe for the first time, taking in the rotting air of your own flesh.

>>43068993
>"How do you feel?" The mare lowers her head, maintaining her grin from prior your transformation.
"H-Hungry..." you feebly reply. Unable to move much of your body under the weight of your own exhaustion.
>"Figures. Well no matter, I'll be taking care of you little filly." The mare winked mischievously. Her horn glowed blue as you feel your body now becoming weightless, floating towards the back of the mare's withers.
>You instinctively held your small hooves around her large neck as much as you physically could. Your teeth gripped the base of her withers as you remained completely still. It was almost as if fell, your life would be forfeit.
>You cough the remaining mucus out of your throat again as tears stream down your cheeks. You were cold, smelled horrible, and hungry. But the mare you held on tightly said she was going to provide for you.
>You eyes glanced back at the mare, now walking back to the end of the alleyway, her smile glazed like frosted glass. You didn't know if you could trust her, but you don't feel as you really had a choice.
>"Don't worry, Trixie will take good care of you."

>>43068989
>Care to have a try
I would immediately ask how much I need to take for the changes to be permanent
I'll never leave the house again if that's what I have to do

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>>43060918
>You lower your head expecting immediate rejection
>Who in their right mind would volenteer for a suicide mission?
>Its hopeless you tell yourself doubting the plan, doubting Twilight even your own family
>A sudden rise of excitement comes from the humans
>You try to understand what happened while you were zoned out
>One of the humans gives you a smack on the flank getting your attention
"Little mare, we'll help you. If this guy thinks he can put us down like dogs, he's out of his god damn mind. We aint going down without a fight!"
>The one human bellows as the crowd of humans give a resounding cheer
"Lead the way little mare, Mahrek in in for one hell of a reckoning!"
>The cheers and optimism do little to soothe you
>Some part of you wishes they said no, atleast then you would have a reason to give up
>A vision starts to blur your thoughts
>Its faint
>you all alone, lines of faceless stone ponies in the darkness lit only by moonlight
>You hear a familiar voice begging, calling for you as you run away
>Another slap on the flank breaks the visions grip
"What are you standing around for little mare? We have to find Twilight"
>Your breath quivers as your trembling hooves finally start moving in the right direction
"Yes, Twilight, im not sure exactly where she is but I'm sure she won't be far from the portal"

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>>43059416
Such a good story.
The kid is sure to become a pon-E addict now.

>>43060779
I hope she's interested in selfcest.

>>43060918
Getting turned into a pony would be the perfect way to hide from a bad guy who wants to kill humans.

>>43060779
Wait so what happens when you're a pear butter fag and now applejack has to cope with some guy wandering around in the body of her dead mother

>>43060779
>how do you cope
...
Different writing style this time.
>I was no different than you, before. Posting on every thread that tickled my fancy, driving to the tine of pony music to my job every day, I even went to church on Sunday.
>It changed when Moon was finally delivered. 70 inches, removable armor, glow-in-the-dark expression, she was beautiful. I loved her.
>I kissed her snout, I showered thoroughly, changed the bedsheets, and went to sleep with her, more soundly than I had in years.
>There was no flashing whirlpool of magic and light. There was no mocking laughter from Discord as I warped in front of him. No screaming in agony as I shed my human flesh.
>I just woke up. The first thing I noticed was the sunlight cascading into the forest before me, and the sounds of the insects and creatures all around.
>Then, I noticed the black snout at the bottom of my vision. As I tried to move, the unfamiliarity of my body finally kicked up enough alarm that I woke up fully, but nothing worked.
>It's not easy, you know. Anons describe it so fluidly, but I laid there for probably hours just trying to figure out my own legs.
>Our... Our legs.
>Because that's the problem, isn't it? I didn't know why, but suddenly, I inhabited the body of Nightmare Moon.
>And she was beautiful! Her fur sleek and shiny, her armor polished, her mane glinting and flowing in the breeze...
>But where was she?
>I listened, intently, for her voice to boom in the back of my mind as she... reasserted control, or whatever, but my mind was as empty as ever.
>Well, not empty, but the usual cacophany of stressing over unpaid bills and maintaining my shitboxes and cleaning the house and trying to cook... it was fading, replaced by mounting annoyance that I just didn't know how to Fucking Stand Up.
>I eventually managed to sit up, though the sensations of the grass against my... marebits, were uncomfortably strange. Still, I'd figured out the forelegs, so with some time, I actually did manage to get on all four hooves, and stand up.
>Slowly. A little painfully, as I struggled to operate muscles I'd've never used before. When I tried to walk, I fucked it up immediately, collapsing to the ground with a pained whimper.
>I suppose I'm not fully ashamed to admit I'd started crying at this point... I was getting grass stains all over myself, and fuck, I was tall, so falling down hurt.
>I almost cursed, but using my voice... I wasn't ready for that yet. So I tried again. Thankfully I only fell down once, and on the next attempt, I was able to start walking.
>But to where? I didn't really know. I just... Walked. The forest didn't seem to want to bother me, I suppose it could sense that I was powerful or something, even though I didn't feel like it.
>I got hungry eventually, and I tried eating some grass. It was okay, I guess. I wonder if grass would've tasted like this if I tried it back home?
>I sure hope my former self is still there...

>>43074132
>My brother would probably inherit my van, I guess, but I don't know if he would be able to maintain the thing.
>And the house needs so much work, still...
>What about the conventions I was going to head to? I'd bought a shotgun microphone and an older tape recorder with a backlight behind the tape specifically so I could see the tape while bootlegging the concerts...
>My thoughts are interrupted as I hear a terrified gasp in front of me, and I look up with confusion. "L-Luna?" asks Apple Bloom, looking perhaps a bit older than I thought she might. Ah, she has her cutie mark, is why.
>She doesn't run away, and perhaps she's picking up on something as I bring myself to a stop and open my mouth... But I hesitate, for a bit too long, I guess.
>".....are you okay?" she asks. Something about that... About her voice... About how fuckin' small she is...
>As a human, I always bottled up my emotions, call it a trauma response if you must. But it always came with side effects. Sure, I could hold myself together at a funeral, but seeing cute ponies doing cute things? Something would always misfire, and I'd find myself crying.
>It seems this was no different. I feel the tears coming down my cheeks before I can summon my voice, and while I don't fall down, I sway rather unsteadily as I cross a hoof in front of my snout, gritting my teeth a bit.
>"L-Luna, what's wrong?" she asks, stepping closer.
>I find my voice, and with my eyes shut, I manage to say "I-I'm not Luna, applebloom". The forest is silent for a while, but now that I've broken the ice... "I don't know what I am, to tell you the truth- the last thing I remember is going to sleep in my bed, in my body, in my world, in my time, but suddenly I wake up here? In her body?"
>I can feel myself start to tip over, so I send my hoof back to the ground, opening my eyes to look at AB again. "W-Why?"
>She's hesitating, the gears turning in her head. It's adorable. It really is. "Um... S-So, you're not, the real nightmare moon?"
>Perhaps she notices the way I flinch a little at her words, but I nod anyway. "But she's my favorite pony, so, I suppose this is why I look like her..."
>Yeah, that must be it, actually. I just.... I must like Moon so much, that instead of, y'know, my sona, I ended up here as her? Sure. I guess.
>"I um... let's go see princess twahlight, I'm sure she'll know what to do..." the filly says, turning around but still looking back at me.
>"I don't... going into Ponyville....?" I ask nervously.
>".....Oh. Right."
>"Okay, well, we'll go around!" she says with a smile. "And I'll show ya the farm on the way!"
>"Well, lead the way.... and, thanks, Applebloom..." I manage to say as she starts trotting. I'm still learning to walk, but since my legs are so much longer, I don't have any issues keeping up.
>While we're walking, AB asks me random questions about what it was like back at home, especially about cars and driving.

>>43074185
>"So, you know the time you were racing the karts? All of our vehicles were basically like that, but they have motors, engines, so you're not limited to just going downhill"
>"I've seen a steam-powered wagon before, so like that?"
>"Actually, some of our earliest cars were steam-powered, so yeah! Heh, I'm not sure if there was ever a human cider-squeezy though..."
>Applebloom groans at the mention of her least favorite contraption, and for the first time as a pony, I find myself... Laughing, a little.
>Moon's laugh is so beautiful.... Or, I guess, mine is? Hm.
>By the time I get onto the subject of rigid airships, we've made it from the forest to the outskirts of sweet apple acres, and I find myself gazing at all of the trees as AB lets us through a fence gate.
>"I never thought I'd see these for myself...." I say softly, struggling once more to keep the pesky emotions in check.
>"You haven't had an apple yet!!!" the filly cries, as she darts off to examine the various trees around us. All the apples look the same to me, but she stops at one tree in particular, spins, and kicks it, knocking down exactly three apples.
>She catches them on her back, and trots over, saying, "Here! Try one!".
>"Do I eat the whole thing...?" I ask, feeling dumb as I clumsily try to grab the apple with a hoof.
>"I usually do!" she chirps, stuffing one in her mouth. She watches as I knock one to the ground, and before I can start grumbling, she just picks it up herself and stuffs it in my mouth.
>And it tastes amazing...! The filly seems to delight in watching my expression go from annoyance to awe as I munch the apple down, and this time when she holds up a second one, I just reach down and grab it with my teeth.
>Now I've had apples before, but... How were these so /good?/ "....H-How?" I manage to mumble after the ssecond one.
>Applebloom has started walking again, and she just giggles as she asks "How what?"
>"How are those so good...? I-I've had apples back home, but... I never liked them, really, but these...."
>"Awwww, you'll have to tell my sister how much you like 'em~" the filly says, trotting more happily on our way down what was now a path.
>And in the distance, I could see the top of the barn. It took another while to make it to the buildings, but I found myself just.... standing there, and staring. It was real. Sweet Apple Acres, the barn, the house, right in front of me.
>"Don't tell me you didn't have barns on earth!" Applebloom squeaked up at me.
>"I... I never thought I'd get to see /this/ barn, is all..." I say sheepishly. Applebloom starts heading for the farmhouse, but she squeaks when the door bursts open and Applejack and Twilight both come running out.
>Oh shit, they look mad, what's going on? I follow their eyes, looking behind me down the path nervously, before I manage to connect the dots. Duh.
>Looking back forward again, they're right in front of me, and Twilight's horn is lit up.

>>43074225
>"Hey! Quit it! She's nice!" Applebloom barks, shoving AJ a little bit to get her attention.
>"What do y'all /mean/ "nice"? She tried to throw us all in the dark forever!" the larger apple retorted.
>"Well, you didn't have to vaporize her, you know" I grumble, returning their annoyed expressions somewhat.
>Twilight's horn goes dark as she pieces together that something here isn't right, and she asks, "Her?"
>"Yeah... I'm... I'm not real, I think..." I say, the annoyance draining from me as I lift a hoof to look down at it. "Actually, Twilight, you'd understand this a bit better, I'm a human, but not the one you're used to, there's no Canterlot high, there's certainly no magic, and we're all like, the same four different colors".
>"But then how did you get here? Why are you her? Where's Luna?" she asks.
>"How am I supposed to know where Luna is? I just like, woke up in the forest! And I have no idea for any of them, I mean, Moon is my favorite pony, by far-"
>"How do you know about us enough to have a favorite?"
>"I can't explain it, but this world is a TV show- " I start to say, before Applebloom cuts me off.
>"Wait! I know what your stories remind me of! Spike has comics about you guys! There's this one where they fly these things into these buildings that he says is really dumb because-"
>"No... No, that's real, that one is real..."
>Twilight is making a face now, and she says "if that's the world you hail from, then... egh..."
>"Wait, wait, wait, so you're just tellin' me, Nightmare Moon is standing on my farm, but she's actually a human from a comic book, and /we/ are just a TV show in that comic book?" Applejack says.
>"Yeah!" Applebloom cheerfully says. Applejack just sits down, rubbing her snout with both hooves as she mutters something under her breath.
>Twilight is still frowning, and she slowly walks in a circle around me, her horn lighting up again. I feel a few faint prickles of magic, but nothing painful.
>"The mare in the moon given flesh... Before, you-she, was corrupting the body of princess luna, but now, you're real..." she says. "Your magic feels about as strong as Celestia's, and it's certainly Alicorn magic, have you used it yet?"
>"I... Don't know how..." I say, trying to look up at my own horn.
>"Well, I'll take you back to the castle with me, we can write a letter to Celestia about it" twilight says, flashing her horn as a set of saddlebags teleport onto her.
>"Bye Moony!! I'll see you later!" Applebloom says, trotting up to hug one of my forelegs. Awkwardly, I try to bend down and hug her back, but I almost fall over in the process, saved only by Applejack leaning against me as I start to fall.
>"T-Thanks" I say sheepishly as I stand back up. "Oh, and uh, your apples, I don't know how to put it into words, but they taste better than like, any fruit I've ever eaten back home, including human apples" I say, smiling a bit.
>"Aw... Well, thanks" she says, even smiling.

>>43074257
>Unlike with Applebloom, I actually have to struggle to keep up with Twilight, at least at first, until she notices and slows her steps a little bit.
>We're heading into Ponyville this time, but I guess ponies must be used to strange things happening around Twilight?
>"So, tell me what happened, then, between the last thing you remember as yourself and waking up here" Twilight says.
>"Right... So, I'd commissioned a large plush of Moon, y'know, a stuffed animal, like uh , smarty pants, and I went to sleep with her. But I also have a fluttershy, and a Celestia, and so on, so I don't know what's so different about this one?"
>"Uhuh..."
>"And then I just.... I woke up, the first thing I remember is staring into the trees and looking at how the sun was hitting them".
>"Interesting..." she hums softly. "Do you want to go back...?"
>I make a face, and before I can answer, she says, in a softer voice, "I won't blame you, if those comics are accurate, here I thought it was just the author coming up with what they thought was unreasonable..."
>"It's interesting...." I softly say, "How do the writers and animators for my little pony end up copying this world so closely? How does that comic artist end up copying mine? Random chance?"
>"Now that's worth exploring..." Twilight hums softly.
>As we walk, I can't help but notice ponies staring. They're not scared, thankfully, except for one or two who hide as I walk past, but I'm just not used to this... It's unnerving.
>"I just... I feel sad, though..." I eventually whisper, as I notice the spires of the castle in the distance.
>"Oh? Why is that?"
>"Well, Moon is my favorite pony, I... I love her, and... what now? Did I replace her? Is she gone?"
>"It's... Not likely that she survived the-"
>"Didn't Sombra survive the first one?" I ask, perhaps too quickly.
>"I... yes, but that was a different set of circumstances..." she says uneasily.
>I sigh, head hanging a bit lower as I say "Sorry, it's just, it's a loooot to think about".
>Once we've made it to the castle, Twilight opens the doors with her magic, but I just stand there, looking at the stairs
>"...do you need help?"
>"I-I don't know?"
>I manage to make it halfway up the stairs before one of my armored hooves slips, and I start going down, but Twilight picks me up and sets me down just inside the doorway. She gives me a sheepish smile, saying, "well, if you're truly nightmare moon, planning some sort of evil, your acting is flawless..."
>Struggling not to let the whiplash that is hearing twilight say the word "flawless" show, I nod, but I let myself get distracted as I start to meander forwards, gazing upwards at the insides of the castle.
>it really is beautiful, even if it was made to sell toys.
>The doors swing open as we walk into the main room, Twilight saying, "So, I figure, we'll find a room here for you to sleep in-"
>About then, we both realize who else is in the room.
>"Oh, that's why I was at AJ's..."

>>43074304
>Sitting around the fancy holographic table is Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor.
>While the gears start turning in Twiggle's head, I spin to dart back out of the doors, only to watch them slam shut in my face, sending me flying backwards and to the floor as the room shakes with Luna's thunderous "AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"
>Celestia looks down at me, scrunching my snout with my hooves pressed to my ears, then she looks to Luna and says "Sister, I don't believe this is what it looks like".
>I feel Twilight's magic picking me up off of the floor, as she anxiously says "S-Sorry, I forgot I was heading to pick up the snacks for teatime-"
>Celestia giggles, now, saying, "Well, so far this has been a lot more memorable!"
>"I don't- why is- what has given her form? Why is she here?" Luna asks, glaring at me fiercely. But of course she is, I basically- or Moon basically- kidnapped her, and stuff.
>And I can just barely pick up, from Cadence, a faint, "why is all I sense heartbreak?"
>Once I have steady footing, I nervously say, "Uh... I'm... I'm not, really, from here, it's... I'm from a human world- not the one that contains canterlot high, though".
>Celestia has her front hooves touched together, as she says, "Twilight, did you tell her about the human world?"
>"Um, no, she mentioned it to me first, actually".
>"She also didn't mention sunset shimmer's name?" I sheepishly say. "And, yeah, it'd be cool if I was from the same place as her, but it's... it's much worse".
>"Why?" Luna asks. "Why do you return as my worst self to torment me?"
>Well how the fuck am I supposed to explain this part? "I... well, dang, I... so, I have this like, idealized version of... nightmare moon, like, she's... my, uh, favorite..... pony-"
>Celestia snickers a little, which partially defuses the look on Luna's face, but she's still angry as she says "There is nothing there! There is no nightmare moon! She was ME! The creature you think is a pony was merely a magical curse that twisted me into... into YOU!"
>I flinch a little, and for some reason, Cadence does too? But I manage to keep my voice steady as I say "But, I didn't know that... I just... I guess I always hoped it was seperate-"
>"You Love Her".
>It's just three words, but they blow up my meandering train of thoughts like a missile. I look over at Cadence as she continues, "You only knew her as a figment, an idea, perhaps you dreamed of rescuing her with the magic of friendship...."
>"I... She's not real, then..." I whisper. Or, well, she was, in the form of Luna, but now Luna hates me for being a walking representation of the worst times of her life. Fuck.
>"Oh, honey..." I hear, but I can't see anything anymore as the water overwhelms my vision, and as I give up on the taxing effort of standing up, I find myself crying into pink fur, while the others argue in the background.

>>43074368
>On some level, I register the conversation, perhaps as just a way to try and distract from my own emotions.
>"Personally, I'd see it as flattering, she adores you enough that she was granted what ponies call your most striking form?"
>"Sister! Please! She thinks that was a different pony!"
>"Ah, but it wasn't! You really think she won't like you as yourself?"
>"What... I... what are you suggesting?"
>"Nothing..."
>"Am I to believe that in the event daybreaker herself walks through that door and professes her adoration for- for /herself/, you're going to just accept it?"
>"Why wouldn't I?"
>"I- you- I cannot with you sometimes, sister, seriously".
>"If you want me to be serious, think about it, a pony who likes nightmare moon is going to like her because they like YOU so much, that they want a form of you that is... more "you", than yourself, you know?"
>"I have no idea what that is supposed to mean".
>"Twilight, you know what I mean, right?"
>"I... um... I mean, I think daybreaker is cool..."
>"See!?"
>"See WHAT? That your student is attracted to you? Everypony in Equestria knows!"
>"W-Wait, they do?"
>"Yes, dear, but I wanted to let you bring it up on your own terms... so, daybreaker?"
>"W-Well, I, um, it's, it's like y-you said, d-daybreaker is like, y-you, b-but more you..."
>I think this was about the point Luna just started groaning instead of saying anything, but I lost track of their conversation once Cadence started to speak.
>She pulled back enough to look at me, and she wore a look on her face that I couldn't really read... "Look, if you take any advice today, I'd like it to be mine, okay? Ponies tend to form an ideal about someone they don't know, and a relationship founded that way isn't going to work regardless... there's somepony here for you, I promise".
>"But... if Moon was just Luna... me and her, that's never going to work... and ponies are going to expect me to play the part of nightmare moon, won't they?"

>>43074399
>Cadence smiles just slightly, saying, "What if you enjoy playing the part?"
>"But..."
>"Sometimes, the ideals we put into somepony else, are simply the ones we aspire to..." she says softly, following it up with a nuzzle.
>And I... didn't know how to respond to that. Was she right? Would I enjoy becoming Nightmare Moon mentally as well?
>I tried to picture what it would be like dating Luna like this, but it felt wrong. Not selfcest wrong, that part was kinda hot, but wrong in the sense that Luna worked hard to put herself past Nightmare Moon, and suddenly, here I am.
>Cadence's magic wraps around me, and as we stand up, she helps me into a chair. While trotting back to her own chair, her magic even pours me my own cup of tea, as I awkwardly fidget with my front hooves in an attempt to remove the armor from them.
>"She gets to stay?" Luna groused.
>"Why not?" Cadence asked, in a tone of voice that Luna wasn't willing to argue with.
>You missed the rest of her conversation with Celestia and Twilight, but it seems like they came to some sort of terms.
>As Twilight also sits down, Luna touches her front hooves together and says "Nightmare, you will come back to Canterlot with us, and stay in the castle. You'll need to learn magic and how to fly, after all, before you can be given any sort of... duties".
>I hesitate a little, before weakly saying "I-I'm sorry about-"
>"No, it's fine", she says, "I understand that you're a manifestation of... affection, for me, but you need to understand that for myself, you represent a time where I... was not fully myself."
>Both Celestia and Twilight look at Luna, and she scrunches her snout for a moment before saying "...but we can be friends, as you deserve to know the actual Luna".
>Twilight does some adorable little hoof-tappies with a smile, and I smile as well, at least a bit. "T-That sounds... Nice, and... I guess what I'll maybe try to do is..."
>I sigh a little, gazing down into the tea. "I'd always hoped Moon was her own seperate pony, who could be reformed, and, well, loved... obviously that was true in a sense, that's you, Luna, but seeing as I'm sitting here in the body of my own dreams, maybe I can try to play the part...?"
>"And what would that look like, exactly?" Luna asked suspiciously.
>"I... I don't really know, I suppose most of my imagination was devoted to the two of us together, and suddenly I'm here, with her body? I don't suppose my actual ponysona is around for me to go and sweep up, and even then, that'd be fake, because I'm him, just in a different body".
>"I can already tell that you're going to be visiting a lot more, Cady" Celestia said with a small grin.
>The pink alicorn grinned, saying, "I have to! This is a scenario I've never seen before!"
>I look at the teacup, sighing, and I ask, "How... how do I use magic...?"
>"Maybe I'll visit too..." Twilight said, as she teleported to my side of the table. "Okay, so, you're going to want to..."

>>43074432
I don't know what I'm doing with this
I don't know where I'm going with it
I'm gonna be late for work now
But here's the thing, I'll keep adding to it later or something
https://ponepaste.org/11789

>>43074436
Thanks for the green, I'm enjoying it so far!

>>43074432
>By the time I figure out how to illuminate my horn and grab onto objects, the tea is just warm. But, clumsily, with the teacup shaking in my grasp, I manage to bring it up to my snout, and I drink down the entire thing at once. "H-Hey, this is some bomb ass tea, twily" I say, almost without thinking, and I continue not thinking as I lean back from the table and laugh, dropping the poor teacup which Twilight just barely catches in her own magic.
>Celestia giggles a bit, but then she says "I'd avoid that particular phrase, it's quite impolite..."
>"A slur is just impolite now?" Luna asked.
>"Wait, I can't say Ass here?" I ask, frowning a bit. Then the realization hits, and I whisper "Oooohhh, Donkeys...."
>"Yeah...." Twilight nervously says.
>"Actually, I wanna ask, what do you guys think faggot means?"
>"....old term for a group of timberwolves?" Twilight suspiciously asked.
>I regret to say that I laughed even harder this time, to Luna's eye-rolling and Celestia's amused expression. "We will need to add some language training to your studies..." Celestia says, rather pointedly, as I start to recover a bit.
>Twilight has the gall to look jealous as I frown and say "Wait, studies? You're not sending me to school, are you?"
>Now Luna is smirking as she says "Oh yes, just like I had to sit and listen to the blathering of what is or is not appropriate in the modern age, you do too!"
>"But-"
>"You're going to have to understand, whether you like it or not, as an alicorn princess you're going to be expected to behave yourself and uphold certain customs..." Celestia says.
>I lay my head on the table, defeated, groaning a little as my ears automatically flop down. "Why can't we just turn me into my ponysona and be done with it...?"
>"I'm not so sure that's even possible, Moon, you have genuine Alicorn magic" Twilight says thoughtfully. "It's likely going to resist those kinds of changes, unless you do it yourself".
>"It's not hard, assuming a disguise and walking among the ponies of Equestria is actually a good way to keep ourselves from getting too distanced from life here is actually like" Celestia hums.
>"Now if only we could force the nobles to spend a weekend at a rock farm..." Luna said, making the other princesses giggle a bit.
>"Egh... I'm really in for it, aern't I..." I groan softly. "But... well, I'll try, but I've never been good with other ponies..."
>"Well, neither is Luna, so you guys-"
>"HEY!"
>This time I laugh along with the others, as Celestia narrowly misses being swatted by Luna brandishing a flower as a weapon.
>"By the skies, Shining Armor, will you ever actually say something?" Celestia finally asks.
>"Well what do you want /me/ to say?" he asks, pouting slightly. "Any time I decide to speak my mind, someone gets mad".
>"Oh?" Celestia asks.
>He sighs, then points at me, and Luna, saying "All they need is either a good song together, or some alone time-"
>And in sync, both me and Luna say, "We do NOT-"

>>43074562
>This time, everyone but us Moonbutts are laughing, and I hear the doors push open nearby.
>"What is going on in here?" comes the voice of a particular dragon, and I look over curiously to see what Spike actually looks like in person.
>"OH!" he says, making to run for it before Twilight grabs his tail, leaving him rather comically running in place for a few seconds.
>"Spike!" she says, finally getting him to stop.
>"...yeah?"
>"It's not the real nightmare moon, okay? or, well, she sorta is, but she's... look, just don't tell anyone about this, okay?"
>"But-"
>"Spike."
>"....Not even Rarity...?"
>"I... we'll tell the girls later, okay?"
>Ugh... Okay, fine..."
>"Thank you spike, I'll tell you about it later" she says, releasing his tail. He gives me a sheepish wave on his way out, and I wave back, and Twilight just sighs...
>"....Twilight, didn't we walk through town to get here?" I sheepishly ask.
>All at once, Twilight chokes on her tea, Luna barks "YOU WHAT?", Celestia spits out her tea, and both shining and cadence burst out laughing at the sight of Twiggy's expression.
>Something about Equestria must just feature comedic timing, because the doors swing open again with a blur of blue and pink
>"TWILIGHTDOYOUNEEDHELP" Is what I'm pretty sure Starlight is saying
>Trixie I think was saying "BLACKSNOOTYISREAL??"
>And then here comes spike, yelling, "I didn't tell them! I didn't do it!" while Twilight just buries her face in her hooves and groans.
>This time it's Celestia's turn, as she says, "This is someone who's assumed the form of-"
>"Chrysalis!!" Trixie squeaks, only for Starlight to clamp the blue mare's mouth shut with her magic.
>"Thank you starlight, no, she's not a changeling, but she's a proper alicorn all the same-"
>"So ponies already know?? They're going to think it's me!" Luna hisses, pointing a hoof at me. "They'll think I'm wandering around in town in broad daylight as-"
>"Luna, please, haven't you done that before, on nightmare night?" Cadence hurriedly asks.
>"Oh..." Starlight says, "Yeah, I... ponies are just gonna figure it's you deciding to..."
>"We'll have time to come up with a way to announce this to the public, okay?" Celestia says. "Starlight, does anyone else think-"
>Starlight, her face turning red, starts dragging Trixie towards the door as she says "I-I uh, it occurs to me that I should've asked a few questions when my uh, marefriend starts freaking out about nightmare moon, because she's really the only pony who-"
>"Unhand me! Trixie would like to at least explain herself!" the blue mare squeaks, managing to escape from Glimmy's magic.
>She points at Luna, saying, "Trixie simply wanted to compliment princess Luna on how cool she looked! And also ask if she wanted to participate in Trixie's next magic show!"
>"I'd be okay with-" I start to say, before I feel the same exact sensation of magic holding my mouth shut.
>"Aha!" Trixie says, before Starlight gives up and whisks the two of them away.

>>43074634
>"What? Why can't I go set off fireworks and stuff with Trixie?" I ask, as soon as Celestia lets go of me.
>"That is up to you, but do you really think that's a good idea right now?" she retorts.
>I grumble, scrunching my snout, but I know she's right.
>"I'm glad I come to these, every so often I get a really entertaining one" Shining says, breaking another long silence of his.
>"Why do we let him?" Luna wearily asked.
>"You don't! I just bring him with me!" Cadence cheerfully says. Then she stands up, doing a lil stretch, followed by Celestia, and then Luna.
>I try to get out of the chair on my own, but Twilight has to help a bit before I can actually stand again.
>"Sister, we flew here" Luna says. "How do you expect to get back?"
>"I've already called your chariot, and Moon is riding with you" sunbutt says.
>Again, in sync, we both say "But-"
>"I don't want to hear it!"
>I give cadence, shining, and twilight an awkward hug, and what I hoped were nuzzles but were more effectively just me poking them with my snout.
>Before she let go, Cadence whispers, "be nice to Luna, and she's a little different when Celestia isn't around".
>I give her a shaky nod, and now it's time to leave the castle... oh, great. With Luna's help, I descend the stairs, and I climb up into her chariot, getting a number of raised eyebrows from the batponies hooked up to it.
>"Don't ask" Luna growls. "Just take us to my balcony".
>I let out a yelp as the enchanted carriage suddenly lifts off, holding onto the side for dear life as I watch Celestia and Twilight and the others wave up at us. No doubt going to gossip about us...
>Ponyville was far beyond earshot when Luna finally spoke, saying, "You're a very good recreation of her, you know..."
>"I... wuh?" I weakly asked. "M-Moon?"
>"Who do you think?" She muttered. She was sitting next to me, looking out over Equestria.
>"To tell you the truth, I don't actually know who Nightmare Moon is" she said. "They tell me it was psychosis, or schizophrenia, or whatever word the doctors have on their tongue that day, but I know what I saw. In every mirror, I saw another pony who talked back to me, who told me I didn't need my sister, who told me I deserved to rule Equestria... and she looked exactly like you".
>Well what the fuck am I supposed to say about that, besides "Oh..."
>"She was beautiful, she was seductive, she was powerful, and yet... I was never sure who was in control. Was she giving me orders? Was I asking advice? Was it her at the reigns with me along for the ride?" she said.
>I sighed quietly... "Whenever I thought about Nightmare Moon, I liked to think that the elements erased not her, but the evil in her, and they'd leave behind the boisterousness, the power, the looks, the voice, you know, the persona, but without the world-endingness..."
>"Is that not you?" Luna asks softly.
>"....is it? what about my memories of my old life?"
>"What if that life was simply a dream?"

>>43074698
>"But... I remember driving, I remember what it was like to cook, to run, to use the computer, to play games, I had like four thousand hours in GTA online...." I say. "And I don't have memories of this place, at least, not unless it's something from the TV show..."
>But then I remember something. "Oh! Have you talked to Twilight or Starlight about the world where we won?"
>"The what?" Luna asked suspiciously.
>"When Starlight was messing with the timelines, Twilight briefly landed in one where the elements of harmony never hit you, or, me, us, we were ruling from that castle in the everfree, and while it was only a small glimpse into that timeline, and it certainly portrayed us as evil, I mean... clearly, there was a world where things worked out, somewhat".
>"I will have to ask her about it..." Luna said quietly. "What were the others?"
>"Well, the one where Chrysalis had won was a bit messier, what ponies remained had effectively gone into hiding to avoid changelings, and one of them was nothing but a deserted flat desert" I say. "But like, the one where we won? It seemed fine!"
>"I'm not so sure we would have been able to handle all the other threats that came after you, though" Luna said.
>"I know... But I put an awful lot of thought into how it would've worked, at least" I sheepishly say.
>"Maybe something to pick apart in your dreams...." Luna hums thoughtfully. "We can look through your memories there, and I suppose I can... Let you see into mine, show you what your... heritage is, for lack of the proper phrasing".
>Before any of my filters can catch it, the words jump right out, "are we gonna sleep together?"
>Luna chokes on her own words for a second, and before I can shoot for damage control she says "W-Why for? Won't you want your own quarters?"
>I can feel a blush rising, oh no, is that visible? does the black fur hide it? "I... I dunno, I've always slept with a bunch of big pony plushies, and... now it's just gonna be me....?"
>Oh great, I can see the redness on Luna's face, that means she can see mine. Wait, why is she- "I-I'll think about it, once we get to Canterlot, the more important thing is teaching you how to operate your legs before you injure yourself falling down a set of stairs".
>I finally notice the looks the two closest batponies are giving each other, and once Luna follows my gaze, she points at them and barks "Eyes ahead! I did not give you permission to listen to any of this!"
>"Ugh... you need a bath as well, you're covered in grass stains and dirt" Luna muttered, frowning down at me.
>"Sorry..."
>Looking up from the batponies though, I can see Canterlot approaching in the distance, and...
>Dear celestia, it's beautiful...
>I can see pegasi zipping through the skies like little colored spots, ponies walking the streets, and the friendship express departing on its way down the mountain. The spires of the city point high into the air, as if to say, "this was built with magic!"

>>43073117
That's the look of somepony who realized their employer health plan didn't cover the ponification procedure

>>43074766
>Luna notices my gawking, eventually asking "Surely you had cities like this in your world?"
>"No..." I say softly, "Nothing as beautiful as this... as beautiful as you..."
>Now when I was writing a roleplay post, that kind of thing was always accidental. Not this time. This time it was on purpose. "Do they even know how lucky they are? To live in a world this beautiful? This perfect?" I whisper, staring down into the streets of Canterlot.
>I feel something, then, and I frown upwards at Luna. "I want to learn, actually" I say. "I want to train magic, flying, even fighting, I guess, I want to be able to protect Equestria..."
>"Oh, Moon...." Luna says softly, gazing down into my eyes. "You don't have to try to convince me you're good still..."
>"Well, I, I just, maybe that's why I'm here, you know? To help?" I say weakly. Man, Luna is so pretty... Maybe Celestia was onto something. After all, back in the day, Luna was my favorite pony, before I eventually got hooked on Moony. Maybe it's just because Moony is like Luna but more Luna?
>The spires are close now, and Luna wraps her magic around me more gently to help me stand on the unstable craft, as it's brought to her balcony. She gracefully alights onto it with her wings, bringing me along in her magic.
>"Thank you" she says, turning to the batponies, offering them a smile. They nod, as they take the chariot away, and I follow Luna into....
>Oh, goodness, it's her bedroom. The show has depicted it, sure, but I'm standing in it! Once we're in, Luna has me step out of the armored hoofshoes, and with some struggle, she helps me remove the chestpiece and the helmet.
>But then she just stands there, frowning a bit...
>"What?"
>"I guess I really did look bald without my helmet..." She says, badly hiding a smile.
>"What? It can't be that bad..." I grunt, walking over to the mirror...
>Oh. It is that bad. I mean, I clearly have hair, but it's so translucent! "Wait, if my tail is..."
>"Oh, yeah, Ponies can see everything, that's the other downside" Luna says, stepping over next to me and also looking in the mirror at us.
>I notice that she's removed her armor as well, and I'm a little amused at how short she is compared to men but...
>This is the first time I've looked in a proper mirror this entire time. And what I'm seeing sure isn't me. Well, it is, but there used to be a human in the glass.
>"We're... we're beautiful...." I whisper, watching Luna blush slightly, but I just reach out a hoof to lightly touch the glass, looking at where the black limb meets its reflection.
>"This is really me, isn't it?" I ask, watching Nightmare Moon speak the words.
>"Heh... if I... If I wanna hear it, all I have to do is..." I say, struggling to keep my voice level. Luna's ears lower a bit, but I manage to get it out, "I-I can just say I love you in the mirror..."
>Luna sighs, and she pulls me away from the mirror, saying, "This was a bad idea, come here".

>>43074874
>"We need to figure some stuff out so that ponies aern't worried we're drunk, okay?" Luna says, pulling out a chair. I can see her magic draping a sheet over the mirror, but I decide not to mention it.
>Luna struggles a little with the coaching, but with her help, I learn how to actually sit in a damn chair as a pony. Progress! She even shows me how to climb onto a couch to lay down, and we go out in the hallway to head up and down some stairs a few times, before that too gets boring and also I got kinda winded.
>Back in her room, she shows me how to climb onto the bed, and with some fiddling, I manage to assume my first Loaf. It was surprisingly comfortable! Suddenly, I feel Luna's magic wrapping around my wings, and I flinch a bit.
>"Goodness.... have you been clenching these all day?" I hear Luna say, sounding worried.
>"Uh... I don't know? I didn't have wings before..."
>Her magic is more gentle now as she tries to pry my wings open, but while I'm starting to feel the muscles being tense, I can't seem to control them. Even worse, it hurts, and Luna's graduallly getting more and more annoyed with the situation.
>Eventually, she says, "Moon, Look at this...", but when I crane my neck to look back, the first thing I wonder is, why did she turn around? And, why is she looking at me like that? And why is her tail flagged? And- Oh. As soon as my eyes home in on Luna's dark, puffy, so-very-soft-looking marebits, flanked at the top and bottom by her ponut and her teats, which I can just barely see since she has her legs spread a little bit...
>I always wondered if her bits matched the color of the darker part of her cutie mark! it looks like they did! Oh, and also, my stubborn wings both shot open of their own accord, making my legs shoot out as the surprisingly intense pain overwhelmed me for a few moments.
>"Luna!! That fucking hurt!!" I yelled, tears springing to my eyes as I shuddered in place on the bed.
>Sounding way more smug than she should, Luna simply responded, "Well, they were all cramped up, and the way I see it, this is a lot faster than having to massage all of your wing muscles one at a time.... and.... I'm not sure you're ready for something that intense, either".
>"I'd... I'm... you're..." I halfheartedly protest, as the pain starts to fade. With it, goes the tightness that I hadn't even realized had been there on my back this entire time. Sure, it was replaced by a diferent type of tightness, but compared to before, a wingboner almost felt nice.
>"You'll probably still need a massage..." Luna murmured. "But you're going to be ridiculously sensitive..."
>"Like... the good kind...?" I nervously asked.
>"Oh, sure, the castle masseuse will have you drooling on the table within a few minutes, I'm sure" she says, giggling a bit.
>And then, because of course, the bedroom door opens, and in walks Celestia. While I have like, TWO boners. That's double embarassing!

>>43074919
>Celestia looks at me, naked, wingbonered up, laying on Luna's bed. Then she looks at Luna, who is now glaring back at her. "I guess you really did look bald without-"
>"What do you want, sister?" Luna growls.
>Tia sighs, then she says "Well if you're already this far, I don't suppose I need to ask if we should clear some chambers for her?"
>"Yes, sure, go ahead, but we're working on things for now" Luna said, waving dismissively at the larger alicorn. "Her wings have been cramped shut this entire time, so I fixed it".
>"Luna..." Celestia said, looking at me sympathetically.
>"Yeah, it hurt a lot, it was great" I said fake-cheerfully.
>"Try not to be mean to her, okay? Are you going to get her an assistant?" Tia asks.
>Luna sighs, nodding, "Yes, I will, and I am not going to abuse her, okay?"
>"I mean... unless she might enjoy-"
>"SISTER."
>I'm left snickering as Celestia slips back out of the room, until I hear the exhausted sigh from behind me. With some struggle, I manage to get onto my side, wings splayed out on the bed now, and I look over at the now-sideways Luna.
>"Are you guys doing okay...?" I ask. "I mean, I have... ha... had, I guess, a brother, so I know it can seem like it's all hostile when it's not, but..."
>Luna climbs onto the bed, laying down much like I am, but opposite. Like some sort of weird misaligned 69 where it's just for talking to each other, because I can't even see her lower half unless I look up.
>"It's just... she knows I struggle, with friends and lovers and getting close to other ponies, so why must she tease? what if it pushes ponies away, having her do that?"
>I frown, rubbing my hoof against my snout a little. "...what if it's her way of giving them the blessing?" I ask curiously.
>"In what way?" Luna asks.
>"Well, say I... want to court you, like, genuinely, selfcest be dammed, I'm not going to be worried about Celestia being angry with me, or worse, for getting with her little sister, because the teasing suggests she's okay with it, or, like, encouraging it even?"
>Now it's Luna's turn to smush her hoof against her snout... I'm expecting her to say something about her sister next, but she surprises me when she says "As long as we're not kissing in front of crowds of ponies, I don't see why it'd be an issue..."
>"What abou-"
>"Oh! Yes, I, I see what you mean about her, but it's still quite embarassing" she says, sliding herself off of the bed. With an examination of her clock, she says, "Hopefully you're good for dinner, can you try to remember to give your wings a flutter from time to time instead of holding them shut so tightly?"
>With her help, I sit up, and with the 'boner' gone, I'm able to clumsily flap each of them before snapping them closed again. Now that I'm aware though, I can let them rest more loosely against me.
>Luna dresses me back up in my armor, especially the helmet, and she leads me down into the castle, towards the smell of food. I am starving!

i really hope posting with a name lets people filter all of these posts i am sorry about the spam but the idea grabbed me by the balls that the character of myself no longer has

>>43074945
You're doing good!

>>43074953
Posting with a name lets me tell at a glance which greentext is which when scrolling through the thread, which is a good thing. It's not spam at all.

>>43074945
>By the time we make it to the dining hall, I can feel my belly gurgling, and from the way Luna is glancing at me, maybe she can hear it.
>In the dining hall is more ponies than I expect... Celestia is at the end of one table, with Blueblood, that assistant of hers, and an interesting assortment of castle staff. Speaking of, the room is full of staff. Guards, maids, every sort of pony I could think of, all seated at tables. Some were giving me and Luna curious looks, but only some. The ones with their helmets off were actually colored, making me wonder if it was the armor that gave them their white-or-gray uniform appearance.
>I manage to sit at the table on my own, with Luna next to me, and Celestia gives us a smile. "We've been talking somewhat about you, I'm surprised that nopony seems to have much of an issue so far".
>Blueblood snorts, saying, "The nobles sure will".
>Luna waves a hoof, saying, "They would object to the star pattern in my mane changing, I care little what they think".
>I, of course, didn't have time to speak. I was already meticulously dissecting a large piece of cake with a fork- probably the wrong fork, since there were like three- but I didn't care. My magic was difficult to use, but I supposed that I had enough power behind it to brute-force whatever I wanted to happen for now.
>"Have you eaten anything since you came to exist?" Luna asked, giving me a look.
>Once the last piece of cake went down, I said, "I uh, I ate a little grass to see what it was like, and then I had two apples?"
>"And the first thing you go for is cake? Sister, she's learning!" Celestia beams, getting a begrudged smile out of the blue alicorn.
>"She simply hasn't had a proper mango yet..." Luna said, brandishing a knife as she slices one of the fruits into chunks, and floats a piece near my snout. I bite it out of the air, my eyes widening as the taste hits me.
>"Are all fruits this good....??" I manage to say once I've swallowed it. At this point, Celestia decides to involve the cook, and it was just downhill, in the good way, from there. I tried a banana, grapes, watermelon, some fruit I didn't even know the name of, then a donut, a daffodil sandwich, a bunch of canterlotish dishes that I didn't know the names of...
>Luna helped, of course. She didn't seem to care if I'd bitten something first, so I didn't really care if she did either. Weren't we basically the same pony anyway? What would happen, I'd get self-cooties?
>It couldn't go forever, of course. I was halfway through a slice of the best carrot cake I'd've ever tasted, and I just couldn't fit any more. I gazed down at it forlornly, and Celestia must've noticed, because she giggled and said "Moon, really! You can try more foods tomorrow! You don't need to catch up on every life experience all at once!"
>"She should probably go experience the royal bathhouse..." Blueblood murmured softly, making both me and Luna look down at myself. Oh, right.

>>43075022
>I tried to be careful, but I've got food all over my cute, fluffy horse chest. Shid. And that's in addition to the faint grass smears from... Celestia, it feels like a year ago. Has it really only been a single day since I was waiting for my oil change to be finished at walmart?
>"Go on, show her where the baths are, I'll be up soon" Celestia says, waving at me and Luna.
>"After you've eaten that entire carrot cake?" Luna deadpans.
>"How else do I keep this figure~?" Celestia hums, grinning up at us. Unf, Celly's fat jiggly sun ass... Oh, wait, shit, my wings are opening again.
>"L-Luna how do I-" I start asking, before the blue alicorn just grabs me by the chestplate and starts walking, leading me back out of the cafeteria.
>Once we're out of earshot of the staff, she says, "There's no way they heard her, so they won't know what it's for.... But may I ask, Moon, are you into me, or my sister?"
>"Isn't it myself?" Wait, no, wrong thing to say. "I-I mean, I can explain it-" No that's even more wrong. "Okay, look, one of the reasons I like Moon so much is that she's... Celestia-sized...?"
>At this, Luna actually just stops walking, and she's just pointing at me now, with one hoof. Open mouthed, as she tries to search for words. "You would really value the shape of my sister's flanks that much...?"
>"Wh-no! I, look, I've been a pony for like, less than one day, I'm... I'm all over the place here, attraction-wise, okay?" I nervously said.
>"But you like her flanks more than mine".
>I can see the metaphor stretching out in front of me. A pit of spikes at one end, and a pit of spikes, but a different color, at the other. There's no winning here.
>"I... I can't answer that, fully, I haven't even /seen/ them properly, but I can promise you that I like /you/ more, Luna" I manage to say, just coming up with it on the fly.
>She starts walking again, albeit with a sigh. "Figures. Best hind in the kingdom...."
>"Well, not /now/" I immediately come back with.
>Luna looks confused for a moment, before she laughs a little bit and smiles up at me. "Are you sure you want to take that spot? Sure, sometimes I'm jealous, but walking into dreams of our sister sitting on ponies is going to be a lot less strange than seeing yourself doing it".
>"Huh... maybe..." I mumble.
>"And you certainly seemed to like /my/ hind earlier" she then says, more quietly. I'm thankful that we're in a somewhat empty hallway, because there go my wings again!
>Perhaps Luna was doing it on purpose, because not long after, she pushes open a set of doors and leads me into a much more humid room. It was huge, with pools of water cascading into other pools, mist dancing along the floor, a few spa ponies that waved to us as we walked in...
>"Wow..." I said softly, peering down into one of the pools. "Which one are we using?"
>Luna led me deeper into the room, towards one of the lower pools. "Down here, these are for washing"

>>43075052
>Again, we take off all of the armor, and I nervously step my way down into the pool, but it isn't too hot, thankfully.
>In fact, once my hooves find the bottom, I let out a soft moan as I lower myself into the warm water, all the way until it's touching my lower jaw.
>To my delight, I'm tall enough to loaf on the bottom of the pool, and rest my head against the side of it. "Luna, this is lovely...." I say. Then I watch, as she climbs down into the water, and I feel my wings twitch a little against the weight of the water as she lets her body slide down into the water....
>"Ahhhh.... it really is quite lovely..." she hums quietly. "So, tell me, Nightmare Moon is your favorite pony? Besides wanting to befriend and rescue what you saw as a battered, unwanted spirit, and besides your obvious inclination towards mares who eat too much cake, what is it?"
>I take in a deep breath, and I let it back out as a sigh. "It's a cliche, but I love the night... the lightning bugs and the breeze in the summer, the silence and the moonlight reflecting off the snow in the winter, I love driving at night, when the roads are empty, I get all my best work done while the sun is down, just listening to music..."
>"City lights at night are beautiful... and snowfall at night? rain? thunderstorms, even? The moon is never in my eyes, blinding me, trying to roast me alive in the summer, it's just there, illuminating the night sky..." I sigh a little, looking over at Luna as I say "Sorry, I know I sound like a-"
>But to my surprise, Luna hugs me. Well, she has to push me up into a sitting position first, but then she's sitting in my lap, hugging me, her head resting against my neck. "You.... You understand...." she said quietly. "And you haven't even had the chance to see my true night yet..."
>Now I'm feeling excited, as I hug her back and grin down at her. "I know...! I've seen so much art though, of nighttime Equestria, I'm sure it'll be beautiful..."
>Luna gently pulls away from me, and she guides me into standing up, and instead laying on a smooth rock outcrop, with my legs dangling over the edges into the water. She begins to rub soap into my fur, with her hooves, as she speaks. "What if we were to stay awake this night?" she asks softly. "It's what I used to do... I can sense when somepony is having a nightmare, so I can intervene, but otherwise I would stay awake all night, wandering canterlot alone..."
>"But... now you have me?" I ask. "I mean, that sounds amazing, if Celestia's..."
>"Do you really think I care if she approves?" Luna asks.
>I giggle, like a mare, and say "Naaahh... that sounds awesome though, I can't wait to learn to fly..."
>"That will be hard to learn..." Luna mutters, as she begins to cover my wings with soap. And the stroking motions she's using, they're sending new sensations through me, making me shudder and gasp a little as she works. Does she not notice, or...

>>43075085
>During one of my brief, flushed glances backwards, I meet Luna's gaze, and she's grinning back at me. She gives my wing a squeeze, right at the base, sending a shockwave of- i-is it pleasure?- through me, which I barely hold back making a noise at. "Something wrong...?" she asks innocently.
>"N...No, N-Nothing wrong...." I mumble, grabbing onto the stone with my front hooves. I can... I can feel my marehood clenching uncontrollably, though if I focus, I can make it clench even harder, which also feels good.
>"We were so beautiful...." Luna whispers, as her hooves begin to rub my sides in small circles. "The best looking mare in all of Equestria...."
>"Y-You're still exceedingly b-beautiful, Luna..." I squeeze out, before my breath hitches as her hooves slide lower, to my upper flanks. She keeps applying more soap, so her hooves are gliding over my fur, and she's just feeling up all of my curves at this rate.
>Her hooves slide lower, onto my cutie marks. Now, she's digging them in, squeezing my flanks unashamedly, and I swear I can feel her breath on my horsepussy.
>I'm definately feeling arousal now, and Luna won't stop groping my ass- sorry, my butt, her hooves sliding close, but never touching my increasingly needy pussy.
>Oh, but then they slide below me. Coated with fresh soap, Luna presses her hooves against my nipples, getting a rather horsey sound of surprise out of me as she starts mercilessly fondling my heavy teats.
>Sure, I've been aware of them this whole time, but holy shit, why are they so sensitive? Luna won't stop squeezing them, and rubbing my hard nipples, and, and, and-
>The orgasm hits me like a truck, and I hear Luna gag on something as the pleasure overwhelms me, my entire body tensing and untensing and retensing again as the waves of pleasure take hold and refuse to let go.
>I can feel my senses slowly start to come back as the climax fades, in time to hear Luna murmuring "We taste quite good..."
>Wait, but how does she know that if I haven't felt- Oh, fuck, she's grabbing my flanks again. I whine faintly, shivering, but I'm helpless as Luna presses her snout to my pussy and plunges her tongue inside of me. I clamp down rightly around it, of course, but Luna is stronger, forcing the warm appendage deeper inside of me as I squirm and shudder.
>Right when I'm about to formulate a word or two, or even just her name, Luna pulls her tongue back and applies a long, firm lick directly on my clit, sending a shower of sparks all throughout my head and finally getting proper moans out of me.
>At some point I start trying to muffle my moans into my foreleg, but Luna is merciless, and I'm shaking too much to properly muffle myself.
>But I just came! Isn't this too soon!? My thoughts make it nowhere near my tongue as the second orgasm overwhelms me, and I hear myself cry out Luna's name into the echoey baths as the pleasures takes me, and I re-coat her snout with my juices...

>>43075123
>This time, Luna keeps going, Pleasuring me even as the orgasm locks up all of my limbs and eventually my voice. All I can do is squeeze her tongue tightly, over and over, as she has her way with me.
>She must know what she's doing, because she starts to be more gentle as it dies down, and she finishes with a soft, wet kiss on my marehood lips as the climax dies off, leaving me shuddering and panting. I'm half-sweaty, half-soapy, and I've just cum harder than I ever have in my entire life.
>Luna seems quite proud of herself, as she sits in the water where I can see her. "You're probably going to cum a few times while they're massaging your wings for the first time, and I wanted to be your first, you're basically me anyway, after all".
>Oh, well that sounds completely reasonable then! "A... warning would've been.... Ooohhhhhfffuucckk..." I groan, another pleasure aftershock hitting me as my pussy clenches. "dude.... I used to be a guy...."
>Luna couldn't help but quietly giggle, and she scooted closer so she could reach up and boop my nose. "Maybe we'll.... do more than this, sometime...." she said, in a softer tone. "If you'd-"
>"Do you /really/ think I'm going to say anything other than yes?" I say, grinning at her a little. Hell... if I had the confidence, or like, the magical experience, I'd drag her out of the water and return the favor right here and now...
>But I don't yet have the skills for that yet, and Luna even has to help me back down into the water so she can rinse me off. By the time I'm fully clean, I'm basically recovered, and Luna helps me step up and out of the pool entirely. Now, she starts leading me to where all of the-
>"O-Oh stars, I forgot they were even here" I mumble, turning red as one of the staff mares gives me a sheepish wave.
>"Oh, they're used to it..." Luna hummed softly. She helps me onto the massage table, which has holes at either end. One to expose my teats to the air, and one to stick my face in so I don't have to lay my head to the right of the left. Nice?
>"I'm going to go get a few things done..." Luna said, "You'll be fine with them?"
>"I... yeah, I'm okay with that..." I say sheepishly.
>I can hear Luna whispering to one of the mares, "She didn't exist in our world until today, she'll probably need a lot".
>"I'm fine...." I grumble, as I feel the weight of one of the mares climbing atop of me. Her delicate hooves start to trace over the muscles in my back and my wings, almost ticklish in a way, as Luna's armored hoofsteps fade out of the room.
>"My, dear moon, have you been able to relax even a little...?" her soft voice asks.
>"Not in years...." I wearily groan, wincing slightly as she starts working on my neck.
>I'm not sure I'd ever had a massage, but as the mare started to work, I could tell this would put those to shame anyway. She knew exactly where to push, where to rub, and every time I thought I'd been fully relaxed...

>>43075141
>...she'd push on some new muscle, and I'd groan as I achieved relaxation even beyond how relaxed I already was.
>When she made it to my wings, I started to realize what Luna's warnings had been about. The mare's dexteritous hooves made me squirm, and shudder, as she massaged my poor, stiff wings, that had done nothing but stay held closed or forced open ever since they came to exist.
>They worked as a team, on the pleasure aspect, to my surprise. As the wing massage brought me near climax, I'd feel the touch of a second mare's hooves hefting my teats, fondling them gracefully as her little snout presses against my pussy and even sinks inside slightly, her lips closing around my clit as she expertly works her tongue against it to send me tumbling over the edge, without all of the stressful buildup that Luna's wing rubbing had given me.
>Over, and over, the masseuse working on my wings would draw me close, and her partner would fling me over the edge, quivering and moaning in the echoing halls of the royal bathhouse.
>Eventually, my wings were left draped down at my sides. they were fully relaxed, fully preened, and my feathers looked pristine.
>"Are you doing okay, princess...?" one of the mares asked, as she brought me a glass of water, filled with ice, to drink from.
>It wasn't until I'd drained the glass that I offered her a blushing smile and said "Y-You're doing amazing, I love you guys..."
>She seemed happy enough at that, offering me a soft nuzzle as she went back to join her friend. When it came to my back, the mare on top of me worked alone, but once she was done working the stress out of me, both of them sat down at either side, gently taking my forelegs to massage out the kinks.
>"Princess, you must have fallen..." one of them whispered, as she worked on where I could vaguely remember hitting my leg on Twilight's door that morning.
>"Had to learn to walk today...." I mumbled. I couldn't help but blush as the two little mares took my front hooves into their own hooves to expertly file and tend to them... it was so intimate, in a way, I almost cried a little for some reason.
>After they were done with the front legs, of course, came the hind. They started with my hooves this time, which were slightly ticklish, and as they progressed up my hind legs to my hips, it felt more and more... good. Soon enough they were unashamedly, outright massaging my flanks, and I was stifling back moans as I felt my marehood weakly clenching some more from the sensations.
>From somewhere behind me, I heard a quiet, "Almost done, princess..." before a mouth closed onto one of my nipples, and another onto my clit.
>They worked together, and fast, this time. The mare beneath me switched back and forth between my teats, not letting me get used to the suckling before she was moving to the other side to hit me with the sensations again. And while she sucked, she massaged the other one with her hooves!

>>43075164
>Meanwhile, the mare behind me latched onto my clit with her impossibly soft lips. and suckled faintly on it while she continued to massage my flanks, now rubbing her hooves directly against my pussy, the tips of her hooves massaging my outer lips as she began to hum to introduce vibrations, through her tongue, right across my clit...
>Of course, I was helpless to stop them. Or do anything about it. Or notice that Luna's hoofsteps had entered the room and then immediately stopped.
>I felt a hoof grab my horn, lifting my head upwards, and to my surprise, Luna pressed her lips to mine, firmly kissing me. The poor masseuse behind me wasn't fully prepared yet for me to cum, because I immediately drenched her face with my juices as the orgasm hit, only made worse (in the best possible way) as Luna's tongue dove into my maw to press against mine, while her nose blew hot breath across my snout.
>I don't know how long that moment lasted. It could've been like, ten seconds, or it could've been half an hour. Was I even breathing while it happened? I don't know. All I could really remember was the gentle suction as, for a few moments, both mares suckled on my teats at the same time, I assume just so I'd get to know what it felt like, and then the sensation of Luna breaking our kiss, blushing down at me as our flowing manes framed us against the world.
>Heh, funny. With our manes the way they were, when we kissed, they kinda hid us away, or maybe they'd do it better if they were more opague. "Wh... Why'd you..."
>"Cadence talked me into it" Luna admitted, sheepishly. "The lunar princess, courting her darker self under the stars... well, she made it sound very romantic..."
>I was blushing, but I couldn't help smiling back at her as I said "I-I'd love that..."
>"Now, come on, I want you to watch me raise the moon" she said, kissing my nose again as the two smaller mares set to work helping me get up.
>They helped me into my armor as well, while Luna applied a generous amount of towel to my fur, and I gave the two of them a rather shy thank-you, and a promise to return soon, before following Luna back out...
>We walked until things started to look familiar, and then we were heading into Luna's bedchambers again, and out onto her balcony.
>"Woah..." I whispered, gazing out over Equestria. Canterlot, and the country below, was all bathed in a glorious golden-yellow-orange, clearly some of Celestia's best work sunset-wise.
>"Oh, just watch" Luna said, smiling at me as she lit up her horn. The orange sky began to darken, and I sat down to watch as the skies turned dark blue, then a gorgeous mix of purple and blue and black...
>The moon rose into the sky, and the stars emerged all around it, twinkling down at me as I lost myself in the sight.
>I didn't even realize I was crying until I heard Luna's quiet voice ask "Moon...?", and I just smiled over at her, struggling to even find any words.

>>43075201
>"It's... E-Everything I can see right now is... you're, it's...." I say, my voice a bit broken up.
>I peer down over the balcony, at all of the soft lights coming from canterlot's various bedrooms and studies...
>"It's beautiful, like you" Luna whispers, right into my ear. I feel myself tense, as my wings shoot open halfway and hot shudders run through me. I'm... I'm so just, not used to compliments of any sort, and hearing one like that....
>Luna is grinning at me, as she pulls her tiara and her chestpiece off. "Come here, moony... it's your turn~..." she hums ominously, as I give the landscape one last look and sheepishly make my way back into the bedroom.
>I've been using my magic as much as I can today, and I manage to get the helmet and chestpiece off on my own this time, setting them down on the floor.
>Luna is hesitating, next to her dresser... "is roleplay a thing where you..."
>I open my mouth, and shut it, and open it again as 13 years of horse sex roleplaying all flashes through my head. "....yes?"
>"Well.... this.... this is between us, then" Luna says, while her magic rushes to snap the balcony's curtains closed, lock the bedroom door, and cast a spell of who-knows-what over the doorway and the balconyway. I watch, openmouthed, as she pulls out four long, black socks, sliding them up her legs one at a time. Oh, be still my heart...
>"But.... I've... for a thousand years, I've had this idea in the back of my head" Luna said, still fidgeting somewhat. "I always wanted to tame you...."
>"Like... a pet...?" I ask nervously.
>"Not... not to that extent... just, tell me if it's too far?" she asks.
>I hesitate a little, but I nod quickly, my arousal getting the better of me.
>Luna trots in place, and as her magic works, I feel a collar snap around my neck, sewn with luna-colored fabrics. She also picks up each of my hooves, sliding lacy blue socks onto them, which make me shiver a little. Then, lastly, a ring, slipped down onto my horn, blue to match the collar and Luna herself.
>I nervously light up my horn to see if it still works, and Luna softly says "I-It's for show..." as she steps close. "And... I love you".
>But why is she... once she is close to me, she closes her eyes, takes a few deep breaths, I guess psyching herself up? And I flinch slightly as she snaps a leash onto my collar. Oh.
>She grins up at me, and the more flustered I (easily) get, the more it encourages her as she says "Look at you, Nightmare Moon, so-called empress of Equestria, standing here on your former host's leash..."
>I hesitate as I try to think of a line, before stammering "T-This isn't going to work forever, y-you know, I'll have my powers back soon enough..."
>Luna tugs me towards her bed as she starts walking, climbing onto the bed first. "You enjoy this too much, Moony... being ordered around by a mare you used to have full control over... you're pathetic".

>>43075224
>"I-I'm still in control-" I say, yet I obey when Luna tugs on the leash, ordering me onto the bed. She lays down on her back, but she keeps her hind legs closed, hiding everything away from me...
>She's starting to have fun with this, as she grins at me and says "In fact, I'm not going to order you, I'm going to make you beg".
>My nervous stammers are hopefully easily mistaken for prideful spluttering, as I say "Y-You wouldn't!" As if I'd b-beg just to taste you l-like a lowly masseuse!"
>And, annoyingly, Luna doesn't even say anything. She just watches me squirm at the lower end of the bed, my eyes flicking to her closed flanks, the socks digging into her hips so appealingly, I can already smell her-
>"P-Please?" I whine, almost before I realize I'm doing it.
>"See? Is that so hard~?" Luna hums, as she sloowly spreads her hind legs open, revealing her dark sex between. Her teats are smaller than mine, sure, but I want to lick them, and fondle them, and....
>Her pussy, puffy and needy and drooling with arousal, has already soaked her ponut with juices, and it's leaking down her dock and into her tail now.
>Trying not to look as desperate as I feel, I struggle to say, "A-As if I-I would...."
>But then, Luna ever so gently tugs on the leash, and my resistance crumbles entirely. I lay down on the bed immediately, placing my socked front hooves on her inner thighs, and before I settle down completely, I go for her teats, being as gentle as I could at first as I start to lick and suckle on each of them, drinking in the sensations of how they feel and taste in my mouth. They're so warm, and so much softer than I thought, and Luna seems to be having a hard time keeping quiet as I swirl my tongue around each of her nipples in turn...
>But I can't resist, and I lay down completely, panting onto her pussy as I finally stare into it. It's so much more beautiful than any porn artist could have ever drawn... and I set to work immediately licking clean every drop of her arousal.
>I lick her ponut clean, making her squirm nervously, I lap up her inner thighs, I make sure to drag my tongue along every part of her puffy outer lips, and before I fall to the urge to push my tongue inside, I press my lips to her clit, suckling gently on it like the masseuse did to me.
>Like I'd electrocuted her, Luna arches her back with a squeak of pleasure, and I realize what she'd gagged on that first time as her clear, delicious juices flood my open maw. I massage her flanks gently with my hooves as she cums, gently licking her outer lips, as I drink in the sounds of her beautiful voice riding out that orgasm...
>As soon as she's able to, Luna grabs my horn, abd presses my snout to her pussy. "K-Keep going, slut" she growls, making my own pussy wink as I obediently set to work lapping up her fluids again... and this time I work by tongue inside of her, finally. She just tastes so good... is it because I'm her? Why does she taste so good?

>>43075241
>I decide, fuck it, I'm just going to seek out more of Luna's taste, as I scoot closer and press my snout a bit more firmly against her pussy. My nose is rubbing against her clit as I work my tongue inside of her, but i'm more focused on exploring her tunnel and getting more of her taste at the moment.
>Well, that, and drinking in the moment... the scent of her musk, her thighs clenching and tensing under my hooves, the sounds she's making...
>When she cums again, I don't stop, I just work harder to guide her cum into my maw so I can drink it down, despite her gaspy, panting breaths.
>As her shaking settles, I slow down a bit, before slowly pulling my tongue from her pussy while leaving it hanging out of my mouth, soaked in her juices, and then I pull it back into my mouth.
>She's panting, looking down at me with a hot blush on her face, and I figure she's breaking character a bit as she mumbles "I-I always knew it'd be hot, but... w-wow, moon..."
>I decide to grin a little, and I plunge my tongue back into her for one last lick, making her squeak out a moan, before I then nuzzle my snout between her teats all innocent-like. Somewhere down inside of me, I /do/ think about how relentlessly fucking gay this is, but I sure can't do anything about it now.
>Luna sure can, though. She giggles as she tugs on the leash, and she says "All right, moony... turn around, for me...."
>As I stand, I slowly turn, and then Luna orders me to bend down. And lower. She has me press my chest to the bed, and then I feel her magic pressing down over me, holding me in place. She then spreads my hind legs open, exposing me entirely to her.
>"No wonder ponies love her.... you can't beat flanks like this..." she hummed, giving my butt a lewd squeeze. But then the trunk across the room is thrown open with her magic, and she starts pulling out toys, most of which are cocks..... Oh no.
>She retrieves one that's somewhat large looking, and the same color as her, too. While I can still see it, Luna pours magic into the cock, and I watch as it seems to come to life, twitching and throbbing, its balls swaying as it pumps out a spurt of precum.
>"H-Hey... w-wait a minute here...." I nervously say, as Luna brings it up into her own hooves.
>I feel her shudder a bit, as she strokes the toy. "Oohf... this is a weird one... I can feel it, somewhat, it's duller than a real one, but I want to save /that/ for a special night" she hums from behind me. Then I gasp, as I feel the flare- it's so warm!- press against my pussy.
>"Y-You... o-oh, stars...." I mumble, unable to actually bring myself to properly object. Did... did I actually want-
>It's too late anyway, as Luna pops the flare inside of me, making me shudder and clamp tightly around it. Her tongue was one thing, seeking and prodding, but this was filling and unyielding, and- ah! she's pushing it deeper!

>>43075267
>An inch at a time, Luna sinks the enchanted cock deeper, making me moan whether I wanted to or not. If the throbbing and Girth wasn't enough, she's holding it with her magic, so I can feel the hazy tingles of that, too.
>"Take it...." I hear her faintly whisper as she forces it deeper, popping the medial ring inside of my stretched marehood. I'm just panting now, struggling to cope with the sensations, when Luna bites her lip and shoves it the rest of the way, hilting the toy inside of me. The flare presses against the end of my tunnel snugly, as the heavy, enchanted balls gently plap against my butt. With her magic holding the cock inside, Luna squeezes my flanks firmly to shift it inside of me, and I break.
>I cum around the toy, hard, my body simultaneously desperately trying to force it out and pull it deeper with wild, milking clenches as I twitch and moan Luna's name into the quiet bedroom.
>She's softly moaning too, so it must feel good having my ravenous marepussy trying to crush the enchanted cock, and it doesn't stop until the orgasm releases me from its grip.
>Thankfully Luna has mercy, and she doesn't move the cock while I'm still sensitive. She just keeps rubbing my flanks, sensually, as she says "See how nice things are when you submit....? I just want the best for you, Moony, here by my side, obeying my every order..."
>I'm pretty sure I drunkenly manage to slur out a "Mistress..." at this point, but it's hard to remember, because this is where Luna starts to actually /thrust/ the toy.
>She pulls it back, leaving me feeling empty, then she thrusts it back inside, the balls plapping against me, my body rocking forwards from the force. I'm an alicorn, I suppose I can take it, but it makes it feel so carnal as she rams the toy into me over and over, watching it fill my purple moonpussy, her own hoof snaking down to rub her own marebits as she drinks in the fake sensations of the toy.
>As I'm squirming in desperation, trying not to cum again, Luna rams the toy inside again, but this time with her hoof, pressing the button on the back of the toy.
>I feel the cock flaring out deep inside of me, wedging itself in place so deep inside of my body... its balls tense, and I cry out as it suddenly spews a tingling burst of magical seed inside of me, triggering my own orgasm almost immediately. Luna had given the cock a pretty big charge of magic, so it kept going as I came, pumping its magical charge into my womb, stuffing it with tingling magical goo as I moaned and shook and shuddered....
>As the cock spent itself, it grew less and less lifelike, hardening up inside of me as it turned back to rubber, or whatever it was, but it stayed flared, it stayed trapped inside of me, my clenching walls refusing to let it go as I came.
>I wasn't even aware of Luna cumming until I eventually picked up on her noises as well, fuck, did it set her off too?

>>43075285
>At the tail end of my orgasm, Luna's magic released me, and rather than stand up, I simply flopped over onto my side on the bed, gasping as the toy shifted inside of em and sent aftershocks of pleasure down my spine.
>Luna, panting from her own orgasm, pressed the button on the toy one last time, and as the flare deflated, she slowly pulled it out of me, watching my pussy clench as I uselessly tried to hold it inside.
>"Hhhfff.... ffffuck..." I softly wheeze, though I can't seem to stop myself from smiling a bit.
>"....was I too much?" Luna softly asked. "I... I got a bit worked up today...."
>"N-No, Luna, that was amazing..." I groan softly. "I-I love being a pony... and I love you..."
>From her spot, laid back on the bed, Luna reaches down to grab me, and she grunts as she drags me up into her arms. She smiles at me, our noses a hair's distance away, and she softly asked me, "are you any good at kissing...?"
>"No..." I mumble, blushing as she quietly giggles at my answer.
>"Well, I'll teach you..." she whispers, pulling me closer, and into a soft, loving kiss.
>......
>That night was one of the best I'd ever had, and not just because Luna fucked me until I forgot how to walk again.
>Once we'd successfully smoothed out all of that sexual tension, a lot of which seemed to stretch back waaaay beyond my arrival, me and Luna trotted out of the castle to go exploring Canterlot together.
>And it was so much fun! We had drinks at a little bar that was open only at night, run by an adorable batpony mare who was awestruck to see me, Luna had to convince me not to break into the only-open-during-the-day canterlot model train museum, and there was something new and interesting around every single corner.
>Luna even managed to show me how to glide, though I nearly flew straight into a bakery's glass display window before she realized I didn't seem to know how to uh, stop.
>Every so often, we'd look up as Luna adjusted the moon's position in the sky, and it soon became a game of who would look away from the sky last, and therefore, get smooched by the other pony.
>It was out at the very edge of the city, at a balcony that overlooked the abyss of nothing between us and Equestria far below, that Luna asked me an odd question. "Don't you think we'd be able to do it together?"
>"....do what?" I asked curiously.
>She sighed a little, but with a smile. "Oh... do what our original self failed to do..." she hummed softly. "Blanket Equestria in our beautiful night forever..."
>"Well, maybe..." I hum, nuzzling her. "But... it's less special if it's all the time... and we'd have less time, since we'd probably have to alternate who's ruling and who's sleeping..."
>"Oh, I know..." Luna said, giggling softly. But she looked up at me, mischievously, as she said "But wouldn't it be fun? Just for a week? We'd let Twilight save the day in the end, of course, no needing the elements..."
>I think for a sec... "But how would we do it?"

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ok theres the sequel bait or whatever its time for jorkin it
and by "it" haha
i mean going to bed
have this again too https://ponepaste.org/11789
>>43074983
>It's not spam at all
are you sure about that

>>43075301
>It actually wouldn't even be that hard. Celestia? We simply put her to sleep, like Luna did a thousand years ago. Twilight and her friends? We send them out of the country, on the other side of the world, where they'll eventually start wondering why it's been daytime for multiple days.
>The crystal empire? We forge some letters, we tell them the friendship express is broken down, and bam, they're doing their own thing the whole time.
>Discord? He's-
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME!
>Uh, yeah. We stayed out, scheming all night, until it was time for Luna to put the Moon away again. She waited until we'd gotten all the way back up to her bedroom to do it, coaxing it below the horizon, and snapping the curtains shut before Celestia could blast the room with her sun.
>I was tired, beyond belief, and Luna looked worn out as well, but she also had a particular look in her eye as she led me over to her bed.
>"You wanna... go one more time, before we sleep...?" she said, shifting her weight from side to side as her magic rummaged through the chest she had again.
>What was I gonna do, lie? with my wings now pointed skyward? Of course not. I got to work taking my armor off, instead. "W-Wait" Luna said. "Keep it on...."
>I blushed a bit further, but I couldn't help but grin as I adjusted my helmet just-so... "What do you uh, have in mind?" I asked, about 3 and a half seconds before I noticed the double-ended toy she was picking up with her hoof.
>"....you think you have it in you to... hold me down, and..." Luna said, growing increasingly aroused as she fidgeted with the bright torquoise double-cock.
>I hesitated a little, but after some momentary lip biting, I pointed a hoof at her, growling, "Do you have it in you to get on the fucking floor?" We both paused, afterwards, me mostly because I'd startled myself a little with how much malice I'd actually let slip into my voice. By the time I opened my mouth again to apologize, though, Luna was already collapsing to the carpet, laying down on her back.
>The sight of the princess' obedience granted me back a bit of courage, and I stepped closer, grinning just a little down at her. "Who's, pathetic now?" I ask, just barely managing not to have an "uh" in there.
>"I-I am..." Luna whispered, shuddering a little. I can see her attempting to coat the toy with her arousal, but I don't have it in me to tell her I probably don't need it, because I'm getting just as wet as she is.
>"G-Good" I growl, a bit more softly, but still coming out a little more forceful than I intend... I step over Luna, pushing her hind legs forward, feeling her flanks squish against the fronts of my hind legs, as I place one hoof on her chest, and she places her front hooves, weakly, on my chest.
>I sit, slightly, on her, shivering a little as I feel our teats smoosh close, and our clits narrowly miss directly pressing together.
>"Well... go ahead..." I hum, gazing down at her.

>>43075451
>She bends the toy, and shivers a little as she presses both of its smooth flares against our puffy pony pussies, working them inside as both of us start to breathe a little heavier. Once the toy is past its uh, event horizon, or whatever, Luna is able to just let go of it, and its own springiness does the work as it sinks deeper inside of both of us, making me grind down against her with a low groan.
>I grind some more, enjoying the sensation of our hips pressed together, our teats brushing close, and we both gasp as I feel my clit press, briefly, snug against Luna's. Without wasting any more time, I summon the strength of my hind legs and pull back, lifting myself, feeling the toy pull partway out of me as Luna softly moans, and then I thrust back down, pressing close again, Luna pushing on my chest while also gasping a shaky "M-More..."
>I almost wanted her to beg, but fuck, I needed it too.. so I start thrusting, not exactly like I imagine a stallion would, but I'm still shaking Luna with each firm plap of our hips, enjoying the pleasures of our teats softly colliding while our hips collide much more forcefully.
>Sometimes, I'm clenching tight around the toy, and I pull it out of Luna only to thrust it back inside of her, but sometimes Luna is clenching tighter, and I feel it pulling out of me, only to sink back inside. The unpredictable nature makes it a lot more fun, and I also find myself seeking out her clit as I press our soaked marehoods together, grinding our most sensitive spots past each other as Luna squeaks out a gasp of pleasure.
>I start to suspect that Luna's about to cum, when she suddenly huffs, "P-Put your hoof on my throat, p-please..." I open my mouth with some worry on my face, but she scrunches her snout, huffing, "I-I'll be fine!"
>I still hesitate a little, but, I press my armored hoof to her throat, and pin her head to the floor as I lean forwards, speeding up a little bit. Luna thrashes a little underneath me, but she's smaller than I am, and within moments the orgasm takes hold of her, her voice a gagged, silent scream of pleasure to the other side of the room as I feel her pussy grow much, much wetter against mine.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3336382
>I manage to ram my hips against her a few more times, my teeth bared with determination, but I can't hold it. Watching and feeling and /making/ Luna orgasm so forcefully is hot enough that it's pulling me in, too, and when the climax hits, my hind legs stop responding, so I find myself sitting against Luna's hips, the toy pinned deep inside each of us, our pussies half-pressed together and half-exposed as I hunch over Luna, moaning, my legs shaking with the force of the orgasm as I feel my walls trying to crush the toy buried inside of me.
>I pull my hoof away from Luna's throat so I can grab one of her hind legs, and she sucks in a deep breath immediately, only to moan it back out as she bucks her hips weakly against mine.

>>43075474
>By the end of my orgasm, I'm basically hunched over Luna, gazing down at her, panting and sweaty, cheeks flushed, mane probably a frazzled mess... did you know my mane can still get frazzled? It starts to split up into like, multiple flowing strands instead of one.
>Luna is about the same, flushed, sweaty, but smiling as she looks up at me, panting heavily. "You... you did fantastic...." she whispers, making me blush even deeper.
>"I didn't mean to yell the way I did..." I admit sheepishly.
>Luna doesn't care, though. She just pulls me down into a kiss, which she holds me in as she slowly removes the toy with her magic again, making us both moan across each other's snouts.
>When she finally breaks the kiss, she says, "I'm exhausted.... you finally ready to sleep?"
>I grin, kissing her nose, and I say "So, about asking if I could sleep with you earlier tod...yesterday..."
>Luna laughs up at me, and she hugs me as she says "Of course! In fact, you said you'd just bought a big stuffed version of yourself, right?"
>"Well, yeah..." I said sheepishly.
>"Can you lay on me as if you were it?" she asked. "I... don't have a reason, I just wanted to..."
>I shrug a bit, as I stand up on shaking legs, and I sheepishly say "we're a mess, though..."
>Luna giggles, saying, "I don't care~" as she climbs onto the bed.
>"Well, lay on your back..." I say, as I join her. "The thing is, I put moon on top of me, and I'm gonna squish you..."
>"I can handle it!" Luna says, smiling up at me.
>So, I oblige, of course. I carefully lay myself down on top of Luna, and she hugs me as close to her as she can. I kiss her, again, and we hold the kiss for a while as Luna's magic slowly arranges a few pillows around us, and pulls a blanket overtop us.
>As we break the kiss, I smile, and I slowly tuck my head down to her shoulder, nuzzling close, as I softly say "Just like this..."
>I love you, Moon"
>I love you, Luna"
>....
>I groan as I come to, sitting up on the bed. Luna is hovering in the room, with her wings closed, and she smiles down at me. "Well, finding your dream sure was easy..." she said, giggling faintly.
>"Huh... this is a dream?" I ask, looking around.
>"Well, I wanted to start off simple" Luna says, as the bedroom fades away, replaced by a moonlit meadow somewhere near... ahh, I see the toyse- twilight's castle, so Ponyville then.
>"Woah..." I say, and as soon as I start thinking about it, I begin hovering, up near Luna.
>"You know, you can assume the form of that ponysona you mentioned, or your old self, if you wanted now" Luna says.
>I look down at my hooves... "I... but I'm already me" I say, smiling back at her. She just grins, as she takes my hoof and pulls me up into the dreamworld sky again.
>"You want to go dreamwalking with me? I don't ever take other ponies, but I don't see why we couldn't go together" Luna asks.
>I kiss her, softly, and I say "Sure! We can go say hi to applebloom!"

>>43075497
sorry i went looking for moon and luna porn that isn't futa or anthro or both and turns out there is a severe fucking lack of it, but that one sculpture is really hot so I wrote it out as its own scene because idk I'm autistic
anyway in like an hour i get to drive to church and act like i didnt stay up all night feverishly writing hot borderline incestual horse sex that is also gay, so that's got to be it for now
please, cadence, release me from this curse
i have shit to do today man
https://ponepaste.org/11789

anon please my donger can only expand so much (they should go to the castle in the everfree and roleplay season 1 luna getting hunted down and plowed by mooncock)

>>43076052
How i feel going on my business trip today

i want to forget all of my human memories
i want to forget my family. they're not very good people and i don't feel much attachment to them
i'd like to start all over again. but then, it wouldn't really be me. i'd just effectively be dead
so ideally, i'd slowly forget over time. rebirthing sounds kind of too weird to indulge into the thought of
human existence is so unimaginably bleak, but you don't really have much to compare it to. but as soon as you find that something (ponies), that something becomes a brain worm. just completely hijacks you and all of your thoughts. it's terrible, but i'd rather feel like this than just be a full throated human

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>>43076760
as a child, I had a similar view. I still wanted to be myself, and keep my memories, but I saw human life as bleak, lacking in freedom. I wanted to be a crow, actually, so I could fly away and go anywhere (and be really cool looking). I had long running fantasies of being a boy that could turn into a crow and back again, but having the wings on my body all my life, I would live in the Vatican and soar from rooftop to rooftop like a bad omen.
a few things helped me.
one of them is that this world is beautiful. it is VERY GOOD. fact checked true, Genesis 1:31.
go hiking, go to a gas station 3 hours away at 4 AM, go snowshoeing, do things, go outside.
make good memories, ones that you don't want to forget.
transformation is a weird fantasy to have, because it's actually what everyone wants. everyone wants to transform into something better. you can literally do it. you can just be the person you want to be by acting like that person. you can actually decide to do whatever you want right now, you don't have to be a different thing to do it.
also, get better taste faggot. griffons are far and away, superior.

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>>43076838
i've already been self improving and doing the usual 'ah, my life got so much better after i x, y, z'
i really am just not made for this place. and i don't want to find happiness in such a terrible place anyway. feels like the price of that is by mostly learning how to ignore how terrible everyone else has it, and i just refuse to do that. i'm going to do everything i like and continue to study and make friends and such, but i'm not going to enjoy myself here. i already know where i'm supposed to be
however, i think what you say has merit. it's probably the right path for most people. so thank you for saying it
my life is actually better than ever right now. all that really does is highlight how little there is for me here. i wonder how common of a sentiment this is

>>43076838
As a kid, I desperately wanted to be a dragon. I eventually discovered pony, and with some time, I settled on a dragonpony, or dracony if you're dumb.
That is what I want. Who I want to be. I dislike this form. Perhaps not hate, not these days, but it's broken, it's damaged, though I won't go as far to say crippled.
Why can't we dream for something better?

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>>43065828
Thanks man, sorry for giving you a hard time.

>>43071481
>You wander aimlessly through the Everfree Forest
>Every moment walking through the cold dangerous woods builds on your dread
>While you search through the forest for any signs of Twilight, you wonder if she's even there
>Your hoofsteps grow increasingly uncertain
>You keep asking yourself why the humans seem so eager and willing to fight
>Your own parents too
>Sure you felt the fire of rebellion when it was against the humans but a magic centaur? impossible
>You wonder if your time as a pony changed you
>Any sense of certainty is shattered when you see your tracks in the snow
>Your hoofsteps freeze
>This is hopeless, what am i doing here? You ask yourself as panic starts to flow through your blood
"We're going in circles! Where's the flying unicorn little mare?"
>One of the humans asks as shivers go down your spine
>What do i tell them? I can't just say i don't know where Twilight is. What do i say!
>As the anxiety freezes you in place, you feel a vision cloud your thoughts
>You hear the voice calling your name once more
"Mama?"
>You ask with a trembling voice
>The humans stare with confusion
"Little mare? What are you doing"
>The vision strikes at your very heart
>Every last thing you cared about being ripped away from you
>Your hooves tremble as the visions take effect
>Serving King Mahrek is the only way to save your family
>You feel his beckoning call and his demand
>'Bring me the humans and you will live in peace'
"Yes,"
>You quietly mutter as the humans shake you to get your attention
"Little mare, don't get scared now, we still need to find Twilight"
>The one human quietly reassures
>You shudder at the touch with your lips trembling
"Yes, you're right, this way, i know where we are going now"
>You coldly explain stepping over the snowy tracks straight for the portal
>If you bring them to Mahrek, everything will be fine, you reassure yourself
>The humans freeze recognizing the look on your face
>The snow crunches under your hooves but you quickly notice the silence
>Looking back, you tremble wondering why the humans are no longer following
>The one human steps forward, worried about you
"I think you're stressing a bit too much little mare, how about you let me lead for a while"
>He explains pointing in the opposite direction of the portal
>Your heart pounds as the desperation takes its hold
"What? No, i know where twilight is, she's just over there, i can feel it"
>The sudden desperation further concerns the humans as they start wondering what to do
"Come on now little mare. Take a deep breath and calm down. No need to fuss over this, we'll find the princess before too long"
>The one human calmly explains wondering how to get away from you

>>43075497
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>>43076851
you can dream but like, it's a dream. don't let it turn your actual life into a nightmare.
>>43076850
that's part of why I find so much comfort in Christ. I know that this place is literally not my final destination.

>>43077192
the spirit of equine lesbianism commanded me

>>43076838
>also, get better taste faggot. griffons are far and away, superior.
Okay... how do I become a griffonbro?

does the bird half of a griffon taste like chicken

>>43077983
not him but go back in time and become obsessed with tobias from animorphs.
he's the progenitor, the little dark age edit final frame origin of the obsession.

>>43077946
Kino. When are we getting a sheriffanon green?

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>>42529373
Dear ShowstyleAnon, I was away from the thread and didn't realize this image had been posted back in September until I found it on ponerpics by accident.
I didn't get a chance to thank you because of it, so I'll let you know I really appreciate you taking the time to make it and I really like this image.
t. Discount Zephyr