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HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!!

Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already been that time again!
Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025(6??) GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!
Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend ONE LAST THREAD being a little less awful than we usually are.

>How’s this thing work?
Read the FAQ!
The short form:
Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!

Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long!
Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board
Horsemas Day is CLOSED!

Schedule of events and deadlines:
Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.
Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!
Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.
2025 - OPEN PRESENTS! If Derpy has dropped them off
2026 - ?????????????
FAQ here: https://fag.anonfilly.com/

Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.com (RIP)
Card Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com
Latecomers email: kiwilatecomers@gmail.com (address grinch rescue here for now)

>ITS FUCKING MARCH REEEEEEEE
Well, shit was fucked! It's Grinch rescue time, and it is the time to get hype! Share stories from years gone by; say hello to your fellow horsefuckers; talk about your plans for the year; maybe write a song or poem to pass the time while we wait for signups together. Draw some Chrimbus OC art. Run a giveaway. It’s that time of year, and we’re so happy you’re here to join us. One more big party for the new year! Let's see the event off with a bang!

So long as the thread lives, it's Horsemas Season, so it's time to post those presents and cards! You wouldn't want to make your Santa sad by not posting the cool things they got you in the thread, now would you? Ghosting is not neato at all.

And remember:
DON'T take the bait, lurk moar, be creative, and git opening folks!
You just lost the game!

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>>43059440
I'm not going to let /ss/ die until my gift arrives!
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>>43059568
I'm not going to let /ss/ die until your gift arrives!
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We going to have /ss/ thread up till summer at this pace
My santa has finally sent the gift, but gotta wait few weeks since it is coming all the way from the blessed US of A
Hopefully the thread is still around for me to post it
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I'm sad that my card with really neat handmade addition never arrived and probably is lost forever to swirling tartarus of international mail.
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>>43059832
Not all hope is lost Anon, I received a card that was posted mid December last week!
But, yeah, if you can, send tracking number too with your cards.
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>>43059903
They didn't even offer one when I sent it out. (From nordics to america.)
I should press them next year whether they have an option.
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I just got my card from santa last night!
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Giddyup Greasy last call for asking about your merch/plush situation. Gonna jump in on my ideas tomorrow.
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>>43060027
Happy horsemas!
the consequences of your actions will catch up to you..
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>>43059956
Registered mail will tend to have (very basic) tracking. If you only send a couple cards it may be worth it (since it's also like three times more expensive).
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>>43059793
I'm happy to hear that Anon!
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>>43059440
It's not fucking March?
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>>43060582
Give it like four days
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>>43060731
Six. Big difference
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>>43060753
>Six
...Seven?
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>>43060771
EIGHT! EIGHT!!!!!
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>>43060775
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
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>>43060975
you fool you are going to summon the white one
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>>43060027
I just got mine friday! Havnt had time to go actually open it yet though. Tonight I will!
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Starting to lose hope Buzzard Beater will ever post his gift
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>>43061608
mail him an angry letter
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i wonder what the next santa will be like without pony claus
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I must rush to work, but just a quick note.
I have been said that it's not possible now to send anything from France to the US.
I might be able to send paper card, but even this it may not be possible.
I'm looking for alternatives.

Any other Frogs in the thread ?
Did you have the same problem, or is it my post office playing me fool?
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>>43062484
Mine just worked but maybe the US just fucked everything up? Besides that FedEx, UPS and such will work.
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>>43062484
I'm sorry that my country is being retarded right now and it's probably only going to get worse
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>>43062484
bro just let me help you out
If not the SBA then you can send me the cards and I can throw them in a mailbox without intentionally looking at the addresses, you can even buy and print the stamps yourself so I really have to do barely anything if you don't want me to.
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>>43063324
Idk about you but I could stare at the address for 5 minutes and by the time I've made it to the mailbox and back in the house you could point a gun at me and I wouldn't be able to give you the guy's name
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>>43061126
Only thing worse is the purple one
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>>43064300
ARYANNE NEGA????
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>>43064414
Worse.
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>>43064461
nightmare moon?
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>>43064461
Nyx?
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>>43064724
I am going to kill you now
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>>43059832
me too, I posted my cards in November and not a single one was posted here. I have confirmation that one arrived because I was in contact with the person through discord, but the other 4 I sent are sadly lost to the ether.
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>>43065098
I just got a card this month so there's some tomfoolery going on
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I think my santa fucked up
He declared the gift $500 in value
The EU customs are going to rape my ass for this
I have no idea how to cheat this, send help
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>>43065395
Oh god not again, we had something like that a couple years back
In theory you could refuse it and hope it gets sent back for resending, but I don''t think that's a risk worth taking. Post with your ID/contact Kiwi if latecomer to try and get your santa's attention, if they can't help you I'd be willing to help you out.
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>>43065559
This is still my original santa, he just took a little bit extra for the gift to be sent. He also doesn't come into the thread
I do have a contact on him, but he isn't very much responsive. I will have to wait for it to arrive into my country and see what I can do with that. I'd prefer not to turn it away because I have been waiting for it for a while now
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>>43061608
You have his address,
>rape
him
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>>43065573
>He also doesn't come into the thread
pic related
If he won't help you out with the charge and it's too much for you then post again once it comes in and I'll pitch in.

>>43062484
I did send you an email a few days ago by the way, I realise now that with how often I've seen derpymail not trust itself there's a chance you may not have gotten it or I may not have gotten any answer you may have sent.

>>43064031
Plus there's a chance I've been cardees with several of these people in the past and have their addresses anyways.
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just got this in the mail today. thank you!
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10 Gallon Hat, this is your Santa! The thing I ordered for your gift finally came in today, though it was a bit to late for me to make the post office in time. It's all boxed up and ready for you, but I'll have to send it out tomorrow morning. Enjoy this Lyra image as compensation
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>>43064300
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>>43064736
>Purple
You guys really can't figure this out?
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>>43067253
we are retar
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>>43066777
Happy horsemas!
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>>43067697
me too thanks
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I just sent out a rescue box and a resent a card to one of my cardees (this time with tracking), as the first card has probably been lost to international mail.
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Bump from work

Still gotta psot the mass mailer gift/letter.

>>43066942
Huzzah! Do be sure to include a return address, I may wish to send something in return, though it may be inexpensive as my current situation dictates frugality.

I take it youre a Derpy lover?
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>>43066078
Is this still Analog Candle we're talking about? This is ridiculous, mailing out your international gift in late Feb is already not great.... and to screw over the recipient like that on the customs form?
I hope the gift you receive is absolutely grand. It had better be to make up for all this.
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>>43068788
Yeah that's him
I have to wait for the package to reach my country to do a proper customs declaration, a lot of times they don't check what is actually written on the label so I might be able to cheat it.
Who knows, maybe the gift will be worth it. I am trying not to spoil what's inside even though I had a glance at the customs declaration already
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>>43067697
>Surprise, motherfuckers
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>>43068932
NO
WE KILLED HIM
I WATCHED HIM BURN
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>>43068710
I love Derpy with everything I've got and then some, heart and soul. I could wax on for hours about her, but I have important news to share! You've got a package nearly 2 feet cubed headed your way, arrival date March 4th! Been busy today but I just got the email with the tracking number over to Kiwi to send your way. Hope it brings with it lots of cheer!
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>>43069137
Are you sure?
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>>43069513
>cookie kiln anon gets a custom plush of cookie kiln for /ss/ 2026
>lifesize, beautifully made, great ass, cute snout
>but her belly is a bit weirdly large, no?
>a few anons point it out, and he discovers the zipped pocket between her flanks
>he reaches inside the mare, and deep in her belly, he feels something
>to his horror, he pulls it out, to reveal
>cookie kiln, giving birth to peanut by his own hands
>many luls are had
>he burns peanut, but it's too late to save poor cookie
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>>43069513
Haven't you heard? Cookie kiln and Piping hot burned peanut and then licked each other's marebits
https://ponerpics.org/images/7131825
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>>43069946
wait theres porn of her? I'm gonna need a minute lads...
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>>43068788
I did not label it $500? I labeled it $155?? Was this too much?
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>>43069653
anon that's terrifying can you please introduce your keyboard to a woodchipper and maybe also your fingers
>>43069946
jej they don't even have maid cookie from this year (last year?)
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>>43070269
ah I see what I did wrong on the form, I labelled the quantity of the $10 item to 10 rather than 1, thus the total comes out to $245 for the package. idk why it's >$500, but i'll see if I can clear this up at the post office tomorrow. ALSO CHECK YOUR EMAIL
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We need a "Santee didn't check their Email" bingo square for next time
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>>43070269
>>43070297
>If a gift is declared under €45 (included) no fees are applied
>If a gift is declared above €45 but under €150 (included), a VAT will be calculated from the declared value of the package
>if a gift is declared above €150, both VAT and customs fees will be calculated from the declared value of the package
So
>declared value €207
>VAT is 21% which comes to €43,5
>Customs fees are 21% which comes to additional €43,5
My hope is that I can declare the stickers as $1 a piece which comes to $10 and would keep the price of the package under €150 so I'd have to pay only one portion of it
But maybe I will be able to cheat it somehow or argue with the customs enough they will let it pass
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>>43069653
You give me an awful AWFUL idea
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>>43070269
I hope this is just lighting conditions but wtf I can barely read this, use any kind of pen not a pencil.
Also use realistic values, you bought it and are passing it on so it definitely isn't full value anymore ^:).
And ideally do the customs declaration digitally if you can, speeds up the process.
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>>43069946
>>43070276
Oh my this was definitely not what I expected to see
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>>43070467
MOOOODS KILL HIM before he can defile my precious dragonmare
>>43070950
she got tha milk for tha cookies
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>>43071362
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>>43071301
Imagine. Milkable dragonpony plush with ezbake oven vagina for cookie making.
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Diamondback Tak the Yak, I hope you enjoy your gift. I put a lot of footwork in trying to find a place that would break 20s into singles since nowhere has them anymore.
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Hello yes am alive. Cease the Cursed Peanut Posting or I might not be. Things have been quiet without him...too quiet now I think about it.
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>>43071706
Where group picture?
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>>43071684
>Milkable dragonpony plush
Okay maybe you're onto something here...
(But the womb oven just sounds like a fire hazard)
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>>43071695
Yak Stripper?
I'm okay with this
Has diamond encrusted reigns she strips off unf~
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>>43069299
2x2x2'???
ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING ME
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>>43071706
we missed you, Kiwi, look at what you make us do when you leave
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>>43072320
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>>43072294
>anon opens the box to see a beach ball hastily painted to look like a rotund pony
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>>43072479
>rape
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>>43072669
how is anon going to explain it to his mother when she walks in on him desperately fucking a beachball
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Holy shit Pony Claus dropped off a letter today. Thanks Pony Claus!
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Pudding Pie your gift should be at your door steps within a week, keep an eye out! If you want you can drop your email here and I'll pass the tracking number to you.
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>>43073012
Where is the post!!!!
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>>43074420
What's in the box twily?
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>>43074789
300 pounds of pony ass
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>>43075051
fuck imagine how good a 300 pound silicone cast of pony ass would be to plap
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>>43075051
She managed to fit anon filly's mom in that little box?
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>>43075509
milf anon mare is underrated
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>>43075762
if anon mare gets pregnant does it drag another human soul to equestria
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>>43076032
Yes. Anon's womb is actually the easiest way to Equestria, but you have to live with the fact that a random Anon is now your horse mom.
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Are we doing Horsemas next year.....
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>>43076444
I hope so :(
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>>43076444
I will continue to run card assignments until I can no longer or until it’s decided (you) all want a new organizer.
I’m sorry for being so silent but 2025 was extremely rough and I only had the energy to do assignments and that was it before things got worse. Even closed the P.O. Box so I couldn’t accept anything from anyone.
Just popping in to say things will still run, at least on the card side, as long as I am able
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>>43076913
Blessings be with thou, for thy endeavors are true of heart and pure of soul. Stay true, and thou shall forever be deserving of support and gratitude! <3
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>>43076913
sorry it was a rough year. do you think the lack of card deliveries was just global mail shenanigans or bad faith actors signing up this year?
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>>43077281
>do you think the lack of card deliveries was just global mail shenanigans or bad faith actors signing up this year?

>Send 200$ gift
>Get 3 crusty stickers

I'm fucking done.
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>>43077281
I saw two of my cardees post around the start of January admitting they never sent their cards, but were totally going to get around to it soon. I don't think it's necessarily bad faith actors so much as regular lazy/unmotivated Anons who realized there's no real consequence in the card exchange.
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>>43077301
well your fault for sending a gift in the card exchange
>>43077303
it hasn't been this bad ever before though, like sure one or two cards go missing but for so many people to straight up get nothing is depressing and curious
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Yeah, I can't even send the back up cards, nothing can travel from France to this country.

>>43063324
I thought I replied to you mail?
Oh well I'm running like a headless chicken now, so I have to find a solution, but I don't have much time.
I will ponder your nice offer, but would bz more comfortable if my cardees agree with it first.
And that's only for back up cards.
I didn't received all the SBA, and half of them are too beat up to be sent again, I have to remake the boxes.
And it's fucking march already, REEeeee!


>>43077281
Probably a mix of both, but mostly postal services. It was particularly bad this year.
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>>43077195
Thank (you) fren
>>43077281
Both, but I know from outside the event there were a lot of mail mishaps during the holiday season reported by other friends and family. I’m not sure what the excuse is from the postal service but OOF.
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>>43077404
CardSlut is alive again, so you could just reach out to them about it, to make sure everything stays on the up and up.
>>43063324
That goes for you, too
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>>43076913
i just hope you are okay my derg enjoying friend <3
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>>43072320
Okay that's it I'm jumping off the deck of the Yorktown

>>43076444
Yes there will be a horsemas this year

>>43076913
Thank goodness, happy to see you around friend.

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