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>>43075708
Stop cheating on your husband, slut.

>>43075708
Because I don’t deserve love.

>>43075708
Love isn't real. No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie.

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>>43075708
>"HI CADANCE! I CAST A SPELL ON ANON SO NOW WE'RE MARRIED AGAINST HIS WILL!"

>>43075862
It's not a lie. It's just a lie when it concerns beta males. Then it's just a w*m*n finding the man "useful". 3DPDs can only truly love two kinds of humans: Chads, and their own offspring. Nothing else.

Because it's shartday again, faggot.

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>>43075708
Because she isn't real

>>43076400
neither are you

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>>43075708
I haven't left the house in almost 5 days. I have also not showered during this period.

>>43076459
You should clean up, stinky!

>>43075708
Because I'm not in Equestria

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>>43075812
Rookie Numbers. Mrs. Cake included for scale.

>>43075812
>>43076532
Very interesting

>>43076532
>cup cake

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>>43076459
I haven't left the house since last year

>>43075708
because it's a bad financial decision especially if things go south

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>>43075708
'Cuz I like meat too much.

>>43075883
Twiggles, forging my signature on paperwork is not a "spell", even if it's notarized.

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>>43076459
Not an excuse. Mares like stinky human neets too.

>>43077278
There's not nearly enough mares who like stinky NEETs compared to how many NEETs we have.

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>>43077279
Liar!

>>43077276
She had to spell your name, so it counts.

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>>43077271
You could be married AND still eat a lot of meat.

>>43075812
How much is Shining?