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Why even clop?

Genuinely, why clop? It's been 4 hours since my last clop and even I can see the error of my ways.

Think about it. Everytime you clop you're WASTING time you could've otherwise used for more USEFUL stuff.

There's literally no advantage to clopping!!! Stop doing it!!!
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>>43076199
Why are you idiots still calling it 'clop' like it's 2012
Shut up
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>>43076207
>this brony doesn't even clop to the plot
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>>43076207
Because we party like it's 2012.
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>>43076207
TOURIST! TOURIST!
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No amount of time on this earth is wasted if you're happy, silly.
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>>43076199
>Everytime you clop you're WASTING time you could've otherwise used for more USEFUL stuff
Yeah, like picking some better pony smut for your 10th clop sesh this morning
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>>43076207
leave immediately
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>>43076217
That...actually makes some sense!
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>>43076217
based hedonist
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>>43076221
Remembering that one time where I actually spent 6 hours on a clop sesh. Dark times for sure.
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>>43076199

Fuck you I'm gonna jack off to this post right now
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>>43076199
I just slung my goo to ponies for the 3rd time today and I'm probably still not donethis last one was a human anally fucking Celestia and cumming in her ass
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>>43076199
This is a very dark mentality in the long run, you will lose all the spice of life by thinking that way.
Contrary to the mainstream line of thinking, consciousness is a fundamental part of reality, not reducible to matter or energy. Everyone who is enslaving their soul to the demands of the material world will eventually be in for a very rude wake up call one day.

This may sound silly, but I say it without a shred of humor or irony. There will come an era when people realize that the time they spent doing silly things they enjoyed was actually worth more than gold, and many who are now poor because they "wasted their time" will be rich.
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>>43076553
Make it the 4th time now
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>>43076780
Wow, what a post! Thank you Anon.

I think this is similar to the old question of "Do you prefer a job that you love but pays little, or a job that pays a lot but you actually hate?"

In our finite lives, we should prioritize what brings us joy (of course try not to fall to downright hedonism).
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>>43076820
You're a DISGUSTING filthy clopper!
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>>43076207
What should we call it then
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>>43076553
>human on pony
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>>43076845
based flagGOD with a super based opinion that makes third worlders seethe
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>>43076822
>of course try not to fall to downright hedonism
Only because hedonism doesn't make you happy in the long run. However, fapping to ponies does. It is physically but also mentally stimulating, and doesn't leave you feeling like a piece of shit loathing himself thinking you don't compare after watching some 3DPD get filled by an "alpha" male that on all levels except sexual prowess is inferior to you.
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>>43076199
On the hylical clay level: because it's nice.
On the intellectual level: the usual health benefits of masturbation.
The spiritual level is complicated and deeply personal, but it won't be the first or the last time humankind tries sexual rituals to get closer to something otherworldly.
>>43076207
Can you describe step by thep the reasoning behind this intriguing sentiment? Is it like with these African tribes where you randomly taboo commonly used words because they happen to become somebody's names and replace them with new made up new words to keep things in motion? I wouldn't mind such a practice in the internet culture, but I didn't know we agreed to start doing it.
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>>43077230
It's because the faggot you're talking to thinks he's better than the rest of the fandom for being here instead of on other sites, and thinks anything used by "bronies" (he isn't one) is cringe.
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Bump for more clop!
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>>43077247
>Current year fagdumb unironically wants to be called 'bronies' now
KEK d'ohohokay
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>>43076199
Clopping makes you stronger.
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>>43077713
Whatever makes you mad, sunfag.

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