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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:01:20 No.43077611
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:01:20 No.43077611   [Reply]▶
>tfw she appoints herself as your personal trainer and says you need to do 100 squats, 100 pushups, 100 situps and a 10km run with her every, SINGLE day for the rest of your natural life
>or at least until you reach 25% of the strength of the average earth pony mare
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:05:47 No.43077616
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:05:47 No.43077616▶
>no thanks, wanna have a glass of cider instead?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:28:45 No.43077662
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:28:45 No.43077662▶
>>43077611
The other stuff is easy. But who runs 6 miles? That's like 2 hours straight of running. RD does not have the patience.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:34:49 No.43077666
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:34:49 No.43077666▶
>>43077662
10k should take you like an hour at an average pace lard ass get your shit together
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:57:50 No.43077695
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:57:50 No.43077695▶
>>43077611
>or at least until you reach 25% of the strength of the average [HEADCANON]
Nah, the average Anon solos Equestria. No need to insert your barely disguised fetishized misanthropy. Tubby wubby Dashie will be my trophywaifu.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:59:03 No.43077697
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:59:03 No.43077697▶
>>43077611
But then I told her that my pain is constant and sharp? And I do not infact hope for a better world for anypony?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)14:59:46 No.43077698
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)14:59:46 No.43077698▶
>>43077611
>Dash couldn't possibly know that doing this kind of exercise shatters the limiter placed upon you by God
>You end up becoming the strongest being in Equestria, also you're bald now
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:00:42 No.43077699
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:00:42 No.43077699▶
>>43077611
nah she's too lazy for that, that's more of a spitfires thing
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:11:19 No.43077716
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:11:19 No.43077716▶
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Between the two of them which one can get you more fit?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:48:37 No.43077788
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:48:37 No.43077788▶
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