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How would Discord react to Fluttershy dating Anonstallion?

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>>43138996
Probably very similar to Treehugger. I think even if he wasn't romantically interested Discord would feel incredibly threatened by any friends Fluttershy makes that aren't a part of her core group. He can't really do anything about that, Harmony's tied those six's fates together in a knot, but random noponies get in the way of his Fluttertime.

>>43139036
Probably have the opposite reaction to her foals.

>>43139100
Fluttershy's weird husband whose soul is in that fucked up shape? Hate'em. Would tutn thrm into a turnip if he thought he could get away with it. Their children? Well, they at *least* 50% Fluttershy, so they're just precious. Charmed lives for them all.

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>>43138964
I want to kiss a anonstallion

>>43138996
Very chaotically.

Discord would be the most cucked husband in Equestria wouldn't he

>>43136502
>That pleasant smile looks down on you.
>Celestia, thousand year ruler, has all of her attention on you now.
>Time to be cheeky.
"I'm really sorry I read your diary and it won't happen again."
>Celestia nods in agreement with that.
>"Oh do go on, I'm sure you have more to say."
>"Before he does, I must say you still underestimated him."
>Luna clears her throat, this time Dash listens closely.
>"Yeah, what did my son do last night?"
>"While I'm sure you were promised everything was under control, he completely made foals of his guardians by complete accident thanks to the barest of prep work."
>Rainbow raises an eyebrow at that.
>"So the guards watching him?"
>"Completely lost him. Though it seems Anon's choice in midnight mischief is hiring your former student, dear sister, to make a spell."
>Celestia sips on her tea at that.
>"Really."
>Poor Dash just looks more confused.
>"All of that, to hire an egghead? Why not Twilight?"
>Celestia smiles at that question.
>"Yes, why not Twilight, Anon?"
"She's learning the magic of friendship."
>Keep the answer simple.
>Luna gives her sister a nonverbal glance and ear twitch.
>Celestia seems to gather more from that brief interaction than you know.
>"I see."
>Cadance, for her part, looks confused.
>Poor thing.
>"See what? Hold on, I missed something."
>Dash seems to catch the non-verbal exchange the two sisters had.
>"Right. Anon, where did you get all that money? I've never actually looked into your bank account. All I give you is an allowance."
"Investments. Got stocks in several companies."
>Luna looks annoyed at that answer.
>She might get hints of your thoughts, but you ain't spilling the beans.
>"Just investments?"
"I never sold anything I found in your old home."
>Celestia doesn't give you any clue if she buys that answer.
>"Sold no, but you did quite a bit of reading. Most impressed you found Starswirl's study."
"That part wasn't easy."
>"Tell me how. Start from the beginning."
>You get ready to start your tale until she interrupts you.
>"When you found the Tree of Harmony."
>Oh boy, that adventure.
>Dash is going to flip.
"Well alright, it was probably the most dangerous thing I did. Almost died."
>Sure enough.
>"WHAT!?"
>Have enough sense to look guilty and turn your ears back on your skull.
>Dash is halfway on the table, looking at you, then snorts.
>"Keep going."
"Well then ladies, here is how this story goes. How I found the Tree of Harmony."
>They all lean in as you begin this tale.

>>43139746
Stop writing like this.

>>43139746
Keep writing like this

Snort, seems the two above have opinions, that or trolling is still strong. Love the story so far. Going back to lurking.

>>43139746
Always write like this

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>>43138972
>Trixie does continue her travelling because it's her passion
>But AnonJack left his mark on her
>Her stories aren't quite as grandiose as before
>Still great and powerful enough to draw a crowd
>But now it's more exaggerations than outright fabrications
>The best lies have a kernel of truth in them
>Makes it much easier to disprove any neigh-sayers with her stories all technically being true
>She also now has a permanent homebase whenever she needs it
>Farm life isn't quite the great and powerful life she'd expected
>But the house is better than living in a wagon
>Granny Smith ain't none too pleased with the situation
>What with Trixie being a liar
>And a unicorn
>Just ain't right
>But her boy is awful smitten with her
>She knows that look he gets in his eyes
>The same one Bright Mac had with Pear Butter
>And Trixie's awful more resilient than Granny first assumed
>That or stubborn
>Or spiteful
>Any attempt the Smith matriarch makes to get Trixie to hightail it away from her family don't work
>Trixie pushes herself through any obstacle Granny Smith puts in front of her
>Partially to keep her pride and prove she can
>But some other part of Trixie hates the idea of leaving AnonJack
>She tells herself he's been ruined enough by the hillbillies and needs a city mare to help him reach his full potential
>In truth she's simply forgotten what it was like to go to sleep cold after their first time snuggling together
>Being in Ponyville more often leads her to making some amends with the Mane Six
>She even learns a bit more magic from Twilight
>It helps make her magic shows much more impressive

>>43140311
Fuck, you really sold me on this. Rarity and Rainbow losing out to Abbadonza accidentally making an honest mare out of Trixie is just stellar.

>>43139746
>Almost died.
Only Anon can drop such a bomb so casually.

>>43140311
>The same one Bright Mac had with Pear Butter
This family keeps having difficult relationships.

>>43140311
Anon's pulling her wagon btw

>8

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>>43139746
Oh heck yes this is gonna be goood.

>>43140311
Ya done good Abbadonza real good, I do love seeing Trixie have a redemption arc.

>Anonjack, being the guilt-ridden and imposter syndrome having mess he is does do his best to emulate Applejack
>The problem with that is that he's not applejack
>He's just in her place
>Sure, he has the hat, he manages the farm, bucks the trees, he's an honest colt and dedicated to his family but the worry eats him alive
>What if he's so unlike her that it screws up the family irreparably?
>Was taking the sheriff job canon-breaking?
>Was locking Rainbow Dash up for a night after pranking him one too many times in the same day going to prevent them from being friends later?
>Was pushing for a timberwolf and cockatrice cull going to make any connection between him and fluttershy impossible?
>What if he fucked up so bad that he can't even be the element of honesty?
>What if he just didn't try hard enough to save Ma & Pa?
>The sheriff may seem like a friendly fella with a no-nonsense attitude but practically nopony knows how much is gnawing at him inside
>For being an honest sort, he's awful tight-lipped whenever anything's bugging him
>Even pinkie's file on the stallion in the party cave is frustratingly incomplete on crucial details such as 'how to cheer him up when he's sad about X'

>>43142006
I think it'd be real neat if the Element of Honesty didn't even end up going to him at all but instead ended up in the hooves of like, Applebloom or something sort of like an inverse of what happened in the anondash story actually lol

>>43142195
That would be a red flag to him that he really screwed up.

You have no idea how tempted I was to reveal that Sunny Skies was actually Discord the whole time

>>43142006
>For all his worries, anxieties and bottling-up the Sheriff has a tendency to create his own problems
>Not that other ponies would view them as problems, in fact the things Anon would view as issues are nothing at all to others
>But to him represent potential lapses in judgement or breaks in character if you will
>Trying to grow pear trees despite granny's protests, 'sampling' the home made cider more than he ought to, chatting with Rarity at the market before they're 'supposed' to become closer friends
>Overlooking AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle bonding while their siblings talk in the market, long before they're suppose to officially become friends at a cutecenera
>Accidentally, gaining a reputation as a heartthrob for going on perfectly normal one to one hangouts with single mares who he just wanted to be friends with and nothing more
>Genuinely nothing of concern to an outsider but potential issues to the apple pony
>Half the reason he works 2 jobs is of course internal conflict, adherence to his 'character' and all that yes
>The other half is to keep himself out of trouble

>>43139746
>You can see the castle of the two sisters.
>The bridge leading up to it is destroyed.
>Wouldn't be a problem for you given that you can fly, but you feel it would be safer to have it as an option.
>Slowly and safely fly down to find the remains of the bridge.
>The bottom was covered by fog, but it is much clearer when you're under it.
>It's surprisingly smooth and easy going for being at the bottom of a ravine.
>There might be a bottom entrance to the castle (you lie to the ponies listening to you).
>Curiosity is what brought you here, and it will continue to lead you.
>There is a cave, open air and clean.
>Carefully you trend as quietly as possible.
>Bones of some poor animals are scattered through the area.
>Bones broken in odd ways.
>Whatever killed them wasn't for typical predator reasons.
>Oddly, it doesn't get darker the farther in you go.
>A faint wholesome glow draws you in.
>Then you see it, Tree of Harmony.
>(Not as dead as when you saw it in the show)
>There are a few nasty vines wrapped around the base.
"Well hello there."
>The tree actually glows a little brighter in response.
>Curiouser and curiouser.
>Looking closer, you see the typical qualities of a tree.
>Being mostly crystal not withstanding.
>Actually being a rock tree is still pretty strange.
>Fruits are being grown close next to the multicolored crystals.
"Which I found out when I read your diary was what the Elements of Harmony looked like. The Element of Loyalty looks the same because I don't have a cutie mark."
>Anyway, I'll continue.
>On the ground, are dead and previously rotted fruit.
>They were all crushed by vines.
>Like it was done on purpose.
>Fly up to get a closer look, that's when it happened.
>The cave comes to life with vines.
>Thorns as long as your limbs lash out.
>You yelp and dodge like your life depends on it.
>Whipping around, they are far more active than you thought they would be.
>Thorns create gashes into the stone they scrape across.
>No doubt they would bisect you.
>They strike all around you.
>However, they were designed to catch bigger ponies.
>You are quick, nimble, and full of energy.
>Vigor quickly outpaces their clumsy attempts to strangle you full of holes.
>Buck this, you fly for the entrance.
>A carpet of deadly vines erupts across the entrance; cutting off your escape.
>There's enough vines here to travel to Ponyville to attack it.
>And they're all here for little old you.
>Dash back to the tree, and land on a higher branch.
>This is really bad.
"I-I don't think I can get out."
>"Oh little pony. I'm so sorry."
>Blink owlishly as a hazy image of Celestia appears before you.
"I'm sorry!? What!?"
>'Celestia' moves through the air like a ghost.
>"I'm the Tree of Harmony. The very one that you are seeking refuge on."
"Ok."
>Honestly, you have nothing to say to this.
>(This never happened in the show until later)
>"These vines are a product of chaotic magic seeking to strangle me and bolster the forest."
"The Everfree forest."

>>43142540
>The 'Celestia' nods.
>"Yes, foal. You are in grave danger. I wish to aid your escape."
>Look down the cave to the entrance.
>The vines have retracted, but you get the feeling they're trying to lure you out.
>"The fruit I bare have been my attempts to get stronger, but they're all strangled as soon as they reach the ground."
"Do you want me to plant them outside the cave?"
>'She' shakes her head.
>"No more seeds in them. The fruit can still help you. Take a bite and it will bolster you with harmonious energy. Please, while it awaits for another chance to kill you, take a bite and you'll be too fast for it."
>Never heard of anything like it.
"Can I take all of them?"
>"I have no need for them. I lack the energy to make more and they will rot away."
>Tree is really not doing well.
"Is there a way to help you?"
>"Thank you, but you lack the power to do so foal."
"I could get help."
>It pauses at that.
>"Long ago I gave the Elements of Harmony to two alicorn sisters. I look like the older one. I-I-I."
>It stutters and almost freezes.
>"Sorry. I don't know where they are. My vision has been clouded by these vines for a thousand years. They have a castle above me I think."
"It's in ruins."
>That makes it look worried.
>"I have no idea where you can start. They used my power and it has been dormant for a very long time."
"I can still take a look around."
>"If you do, I was planted long ago by six ponies. Bravery, Beauty, Healing, Hope, Strength and Sorcery. Sorcery's presence is strongest above me. He's hidden his room behind this false door."
>It displays a display of the old castle with directions leading to Starswirl's room.
"I'll figure out what's happened. Don't know when I'll be back, but I will get help."
>Stuff the fruit inside your saddlebags.
>Ok, time to escape.
>With one of your fruits, you take a small bite.
>It feels like caffeine hyped up on energy blooms inside you.
>Wings buzz uncontrollably.
>Perception is more precise and all-encompassing.
>Jump, then blast off.
>Rainbow trails behind you just like Dash.
>Vines stretch out to strike, and eat dust.
>In response, the multitudes rise up at the entrance again.
>Don't slow down, the gap is closing.
>Any slower and you would've impaled yourself.
>Instead you slam against the wall of the ravine.
>Not even phased thanks to the fruit, you look up to see the thorny vines shake with anger at your escape.
>The cave entrance explodes outward towards you.
>Keep going, don't stop.
>Duck and weave through the mess.
>It twists to try and catch you.
>Clumsily it wraps around and around until you leave behind a knot of vines strangling itself.
>Not sure how long it'll take to free itself, but it can't bother the tree for a while.
>Got a mission now.
"So that's where it all began."

>>43142664
Kino Green, I hope you keep writing Anon! I love it!

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>You make your way home and realize you're much more tired than you thought
>You learned firsthand that unicorn horns are more like a muscle, and using magic exerts that muscle just like any other
>Maybe even more so
>Either way you definitely overdid it for something you never really used before, and as far as you could tell there weren’t any kind of over-the-counter horse painkillers in this world to help with your pounding headache
>As you put away the cider Applejack gave you, a thought crosses your mind about trying that to dull your headache
>You don't want to use your horn to open the bottle
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>GOD that's some strong stuff
>Okay forget this, you put the cork back on and put the cider in your fridge
>Going to your bedroom, you check the clock and find out it's barely 5 PM
>To hell with it, you're exhausted and need to rest
>As you lay down, you wonder about those dreams over the week
>They were all so vivid, almost lifelike
>And now parts are infiltrating your waking moments? What was up with that wheel? And Pinkie Pie being able to smell the car??
>And the cloaked alicorn, you thought it was that princess Twilight who everyone here seem to be friends with, but something doesn't feel right about that
>At any rate, you really don't want any more vivid dreams
>You're just hoping for a restful sleep tonight...

>>43143095

BANG BANG BANG
>You jolt awake to what sounds like someone knocking on your door
>Oh what fresh Hell is this
>At least no dreams this time
>Check your clock
>Oh boy, 3 AM
>There's no way--
BANG BANG BANG BANG
>Okay, you gotta get up now
>You shuffle out of bed and to your door
>Check the peephole
>A handful of very stern looking stallions with bat wings and metallic armor are waiting outside
>Two of them look like they're pulling a windowless carriage
>It's like Caesar's Legion up in here
>Against your better judgment, you open your door a crack
"Can I help you guys...?"
>The head bat guy speaks up, "We're looking for one Anonymous."
>There's a joke somewhere here about looking for somepony who's anonymous, but these guys don't look the joking type
"That would be me," you concede. "Did I do something? This doesn't have anything to do with me chasing a wagon wheel halfway across town today, does it?"
>He disregards the question. "In the name of Princess Luna, please come with us."
>Despite your half-awake stupor, you still feel a pit in your stomach
>You don't know who this Princess Luna is, but these guys look like they mean business
>Not wanting to cause a scene this late, you follow the guard bat ponies to the carriage and get inside
>There's a guard inside waiting for you to get in. He's definitely there to keep you in there until you get to wherever you're going
>You hear the door lock, and the guard pulls out a sort of small brace
>"Please put this on your horn sir."
>You give him a confused look
>He explains, "A magic inhibitor. Just a formality, it's either this or we chain you."
You blink, "Fair enough." You say as you fix the inhibitor. At least this one seems a bit nicer about it
>Once you have it on you can feel a sort of fuzziness for only a moment, like a limb falling asleep. The feeling leaves as soon as it appears
>You feel the carriage begin to move, and your mind races

>>43143098
>Wondering where you're going, what you're here for, what they're gonna do to you
>What is the charge, working the mines? The succulent gemstone mines???
>Maybe they know you're not from here?
>Like REALLY not from here??
>Would they deport you?
>Where would you even go?
>Maybe Rarity could vouch for you, she's friends with another princess right?
>How does that work for jurisdiction?
>Twilight has a castle here in Ponyville, so it should be her call--
>The carriage comes to a stop and the door is opened
>The guards escort you out and keep you within hoof's reach
>As you step out, you see that gaudy castle again
>Things are starting to add up now
>The special guest Pinkie and Applejack were preparing for must be Princess Luna
>And she must be here to see you...?
>Were you found out so quickly? Did you stick out as a stranger that much?
>Was it because you said "anybody" instead of "anypony"?
>You turn back to the carriage you came out of, only to see it's that shitbox hatchback from your dreams instead
>You shake your head and look again
>And it's a carriage again
>What. The. Hell.
>The guards prod you forward, not shoving, but enough to get you moving again
>Onward to Princess Luna, you guess

>>43142330
do it

>>43143102
Changelings?

>>43142330
>Doing a Haber
Reeks like a false flag. Never go full Haber.

>>43143102
ooh I love this green, thank you for the update. Can't wait to see how anon interacts with Princess luna.

>>43143102
Please don't kill him Luna.

>>43142195
>>43142006
I think getting the Element of Honesty would break him. He spends his whole life stressed over how he displaced Applejack, how her soul is shunted off God knows where. In some void? Worse, swapped with him back on Earth?

Getting the Element would be like a confirmation of how utterly he stole everything from her. He thought he was living a lie, making him contrary to the nature of the Element. But this means that there never was an AJ to begin with. She didn't even get to be born.

>>43144024
>She didn't even get to be born.
Grim.

>>43140801
Granny wouldn't like to see Anon touring with her.

Up.

>>43144679

>>43144024
The weakest link against Discord.

>>43138964
Can someone edit this to replace rainbow dash with Windy? Her mom is SO much hotter

>>43145123
But she's taken. Homewrecking is gay, and Bow is a bro.

>>43142664
"So that's what happened. You've confiscated everything I had so you know what I know."
>"Except for some magical artifacts."
>Luna reminds you of the cloak.
"I thought it could still be useful."
>Celestia seems to be chewing on what you've revealed to her.
>Cadance is just open eyed and jaw dropped.
>"A crystal tree? It talked to you!"
>Crystals (cough sorry)
"So I was going to try to help the tree out, but then I found and read your diaries and Starswirl journal."
>Rainbow has been quiet for most of the story with her forelegs folded.
>"Why didn't you tell me?"
>Bullshit!
>Bullshit your way through.
"Well I was, but then I realized just how big the whole thing was. The Mare in the Moon is a real pony, Starswirl is still alive--"
>"What!?"
>Barked out both princesses.
"And a giant magical tree keeps the Everfree Forest at bay."
>"What do you mean Starswirl is alive?"
"Well that's one thing I wanted to talk about."
>Wheel out a white board.
"Here we go, Starswirl and five other ponies banished the Pony of Shadows into the void. They are all in the void right now. You two should recognize who the other five are."
>Celestia leans in, Luna on the other side.
"Pony of Shadows revealed that much to me while he was gloating."
>"He knew who I was, he was very familiar."
>Luna presses with that knowledge.
>"I don't recall such villain."
"Because he was a normal pony before. Celestia."
>She raises an eyebrow.
>Naw, you ain't going to say Princess.
"What was Starswirl's greatest flaw?"
>"Hmm, I'm not sure, my little pony. What do you think?"
>You threw a ball in her court and she just parries it back to you.
"Well you told Twilight to study the magic of friendship."
>Celestia nods with a small smile.
>"Very insightful."
>Is she really going teacher mode on you?
"Stygian's story is very similar to yours, Princess Luna."
>"Stygian?"
>Luna chews her cheek as she thinks.
>"Blast if I wasn't so tired. It sounds familiar."
>Celestia shakes her head too.
>"I have no memory of such a pony."
"He is I said, a normal pony."
>Do your best to draw him and the rest of the pillars.
>Wing drawing was never your strong suit.
"A normal pony who was friends with all of them. He brought them all together, but then he felt unappreciated and weak."
>You continue the story that led to the creation of the Pony of Shadows and his banishment.

>>43144024
What if in a secret plot twist he is the soul of Applejack, but by pure chance his previous life was that of a human who was a horsefucker. Then he got reincarnated into the right family and the dice rolled boy not girl.

>>43145589
I would probably think "did Haber write this?"

>>43145352
Kino. But I don't see the timeline recovering from that. Anon just went nuclear on almost everything.

>>43145923
Shit, the Pony of Shadows showed up 5 seasons early and the Element of Loyalty is a grade schooler, I think Dashnon's decided "in for a penny in for a pound".

>>43145975
honestly at this point I can't blame him

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drew shining armour fused with anon again

>>43146188
YOSHA! Shining Armor and Anonymous.... Shining Question? Glinting Faggot?

>>43146191
I like Shano

>>43146050
Any way to avoid Twilicorn for as long as possible.

Future Anonymous, though alone and missing a foreleg, stood as the last guardian of ponykind after the death of the Elements of Harmony and the Princesses, dying in a brave final stand against the trio of terrible Witches ravaging Equestria.
With her mentor and friend dead Flurry heart swore to find a way to avenge her friends and family, using a time travel spell Flurry heart journeys back to the past to save the future.
Find out more on the next exciting episode of PONY BALL Z

It feels weirdly egotistical to say, but I'm getting the sinking feeling "Courting Shynon" is getting scraped by AI. It's jumped up from 500 views to 1000 in like the past day or two.

>>43146191
Glow Nig

>>43146188
>>43146191
>Guarded Secret
>Shine On
>>43146309
This works too.

>>43146363
Guarded Secret isn't funny, but I actually really like it. Very strong.

>>43146272
Ponies always ask me why they call me "The Gem"
Well, here's what happened
Basically, I came back from the future
And Discord was waiting for me
And this zigga said:
You think you the gem, bitch?
You're not even the rock!

When I was a filly
Ziggas called me the carat
But now I’m the gem
They call her the what?
A mineral of sorts?

>>43146390
The pony known as The Drink

>>43146390
>Baby Flurry
>Annoying, overpowered, there to be there
>Kid trunks
>Annoying, practically born a super saiyan like flurry being born an alicorn, there to be there
One can only imagine how many light years ahead in appeal FutureFlurry would be

>>43146548
Future Flurry is no nonsense and overflowing with Aura at least into My Little Pony Super when she dyes her mane blue, starts wearing a kerchief, and begs Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash to solve her problems for her.

>>43139720
not to me, as there call within my body forbid sex or porn of fluttershy, I want discord to have sex with fluttershy

>>43146390
I don't get it.

Up.

>>43139488

>>43146282
Is that the general sign from being scalped by AI?

>>43146282
It's not the only story. I've seen that happening to a couple of other greens too. Some even had a sudden spike of +1.5k views within a week. That's not normal.

>>43147401
It's my most popular story, but it suddenly doubling in views like a week after it's finished seems a bit unlikely.

>>43146188
Do we Candy’s ass now too?

>>43147821
Only 50%.

>>43148202
Sounds like a deal!

>>43148949
The foal could have some more Shine.

>>43148949
What a happy family.

>>43146188
I wonder what his personality would be like.

>>43149338
Still a massive dork.

>>43149338
Gigadork, very eager to try out two worlds worth of nerd lore techniques and moves, has confused feelings about the mares around him, VERY ready to fight and capable of of going super.
The first 5 minutes of his existence involves humiliating the villain

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>>43149557
I bet he has so many niche refs to spew out mid fight too befuddle his opponents as well as laugh at his own jokes while dodging the taunted.
Oh, sweet Celestia. What would a fight between our boy and Chrysi be like even..

>>43149753
>Interrupts Chrysalis' monologue rudely
>"Hey! Hey, bug! Wait a minute, I'm talking to you. You know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, you slimy, gut-sucking intestinal parasite! Eat me! EAT ME!!!"
>Chrysalis looks both offended and perturbed

>>43149768
Kek. Though it's the bug who's wearing black this time.

>>43149768
>Shining Faggot keeps insulting Cheeselegs
>Insults her parents likening them to dung beetles
>Insults her looks by saying she's the most emaciated bug queen he's ever seen
>Says that when he's done with her he'll find her hive and pour molten aluminum down it to make a cast of it, creating a monument to her eternal failure as a monarch

>>43138964
>tfw you never got the chance to carry a drunk female friend back home from a town party.

>>43149891
That would be a eyebrow raising threat wouldn't it

>>43149753
>What would a fight between our boy and Chrysi be like even..

>"What a foolish little pony you are, approaching a changeling as powerful as I. Even a fly knows not to fly into the web. Now, I, Queen Chrysalis, will-
"Please fuck me."
>"I-I, what did you-"
"Please, please, please, have sex with me. Let me fuck you, let me eat your pussy, God, please, just a crumb of Queenussy, I beg of you."
>"Ewgh...guards, take it to the dungeon."
"I'm not really a bondage guy, but I'm game."
>"Take it to the deepest cell in the dungeon."

More?

>>43150083
shining is gonna be so pissed when they unfuse

9

>>43145352
"That's what this is at the end of the day, a friendship problem."
>That pretty much sums up everything really.
>Luna and Rainbow had fallen asleep at some point.
>Cadance is awestruck at the whole spiel.
>All of these ponies and their history are new to her.
>Celestia, meanwhile, is taking it all rather smoothly.
>Too smoothly.
>"You've learned a great deal, and manage to show insight that some adults lack."
>Is there a but in that statement?
"I feel if we can save the tree, find the Pillar's artifacts, and figure out the spell Starswirl used to bring them to limbo; then we can save them."
>"So last night when you visited young Moondancer? What's that about?"
"Precaution. Just like what I told Princess Luna."
>Princess Celestia smirks at that.
>"A very specific concern. You went through a great deal of Starswirl's stuff. Most of my students who study magic hold him in great regard."
"Still just a pony at the end of the day. He needs to learn to see his companions as friends. You probably will have to do it. I've read his journal and he really has his head in the clouds."
>Fluff your wings when you say that.
"He won't listen to me. No surprise there, I'm a young colt. Won't listen to Twilight, he'll probably be annoyed by her."
>"So you think he'll listen to me."
"Somepony has make him see reason. I don't know anypony else who will have the authority or connection."
>Celestia sighs as she looks over to Luna who snoozes away.
>You can tell she's chewing on all this nuggets of information.
>No doubt changes any plans she has.
>If she has any at this point.
>Honestly not sure when turning Twilight into an alicorn started to be an idea.
>Cadance speaks up, you forgot about her.
>"Wow! That's incredible."
>She leans in closer to you.
>"Did you learn anything about me?"
"Uuuuhhh?"
>Where did this come from?
"About you?"
>"Like why I'm an alicorn. Why is my cutie mark the way it is. Did you read anything about an 'alicorn of love' in your studies?"
>"Cadance."
>She whips around to see Celestia shaking her head.
>"He's not going to have the answers you're looking for."
>Cadance chews her lip, looking between her and you.
>"Ok."
>Man, she sounds defeated.
>Never did hint that you know about the Crystal Empire.
>Better keep that in your back pocket until that's relevant.
>"Cadance, please bring Luna to her room. I'll let our guests go."
>Looking disappointed, Cadance nods and carefully picks up Luna.
>She waves goodbye to you.
>Notice that the guards and maids have left too.
>"Come with me."
>Ears straight up as Celestia gives you a command.
>Look over to Rainbow who is still in a food coma.
"What's up?"
>You get down from your chair and follow Celestia to a room over.
>It's quiet.
>Then it all fads away.
>World melts away into an ethereal space lit by stars.
>Wait a moment, this is where--
>"I see you recognize this place."
>Celestia looks down at you in this nebula of light.
>Oh no.
>Oh shit!
>What does she know!?

>>43146390
I hate that I genuinely found this funny

>>43150083
Yes please.
>>43150184
Depends on if he had even a smidge of deep dark desires amplified by the fusion. But still definitely pissed afterwards lol.
>>43150516
Damn I love this green keep em coming if able anon! Love ya

>>43150516
>>"He's not going to have the answers you're looking for."
gulp. does she know?
>>"I see you recognize this place."
oh she knows

>>43150541
hes gonna be even more pissed when he realizes half of was coming from him

>>43150516
Well, this is progressing rapidly now. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

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>>43150516
>World melts away into an ethereal space lit by stars.
oh shit
>Wait a moment, this is where--
oh fuck
>"I see you recognize this place."
oh fuck oh shit oh god

>>43150083
>Is surrounded by a pile of defeated changelings.
"Fuck me."

>>43150184
Eh, he can blame everything on Anon.

>>43151122
>Shining Armor lets himself loose and does horrible shit he wouldn't have been able to do regularly.
>Naturally, everyone blames Anon.

>>43151171
I mean, it's kind of easy to do.

Anonjack hears that a pegasus moved into the old rangers cottage on the outskirts of town. Assuming its fluttershy and the cottage brushing against the edge of sweet apple acres land he goes to introduce himself. After quite a while waiting the door opens.
Its Butterscotch

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>>43150516
>>"I see you recognize this place."
ABORT
ABORT

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Future/Sombra war Anondash.

>>43151718
Aw man, makes me what to write a small segment on that. But main story takes precedent.

>>43151722
Yeah prioritise main story this was just a sketch on my end. I did come up with a bit of lore though while drawing. The rest of the family are dead so he lives with Aunt Fluttershy helping her however he can and trying not to fret about Rainbow while she's out fighting. He knows this timeline isn't the main one but at the same time is scared of it ending because that'd be essentially death for him and everyone he knows. The loss of his leg and wing made Rainbow dash a way more vicious fighter.

>>43151319
I do it all the time. Just last week, I blamed Anon for stealing Rarity's panties.

>>43151718
This looks awesome! He needs a cool metal wing and leg. I would love to read a story about this.

>>43151742
>He knows this timeline isn't the main one but at the same time is scared of it ending
i wonder what he'd do once Twilight Prime shows up to fix things. would he get all nihilistic and mopey and sad about it? would he confront her directly or avoid her? if he does confront her, would he just just talk philosophy and vent about what might happen or would he take the tragic villain route and actually try to stop her? would his timeline actually even cease to exist if she stops Starlight or is he worrying over nothing? would he even be in the right trying to keep such a shitty timeline in existence just to save his own skin? does it even count as “dying” if he's still technically the same person in the new timeline? so many questions but i guess that all comes with the territory of doing a time travel subplot lol

>>43151745
I assumed it wasn't him all along.

>>43151998
"Hey Twilight."
>"Anondash! What happened to you?"
"Bad things. Listen. When you see Starlight again. Punch her in the face. Really hard. Thanks."

>>43150516
>This is where it all went wrong, in your humble pony watching opinion.
>This is where Twilight was turned into an alicorn.
>Why did Celestia bring you here?
>"While you recognize it, I can tell you are in a great deal of confusion."
>Celestia is talking quietly, like she's trying to not spook you.
>"Anon. Look at me."
>Hesitatingly, you obey her.
>She doesn't look mad, or trying to trick you, just a sad smile.
>"It's going to be ok."
>Screens appear, of ponies you don't recognize.
>If you had to make an educated guess, these are her memories.
>Like how Twilight's life was on display during her ascension.
>"There have been many ponies like you. I've met almost all of them because their gift brings them to me. They all see glimpses of this place."
>Now you're just confused.
>Like you?
>Other Anons?
>"I share the same gift too."
>She's looking at a particular pony, one you have no hope of ever knowing.
>"We call it Clairvoyance. Mine is not what it once was, it is rare to experience it these years."
>You follow alongside her.
>This, you can work with this.
>She's wrong, but you're not about to correct her.
"How could you tell?"
>Celestia grins like she caught you with a hoof in the cookie jar.
>"While a very clever tale, you have several holes in your story. The biggest being you never actually said how you knew where to look."
"Got lucky."
>"Maybe a few times, but not as often as you did."
>Bloody hell, you really are the dumbest.
>You're getting called out on the simplest shit.
>"It's usually the strongest when you first experience it. Though I haven't seen the combination of bravery, sheer audacity, and prepping you've displayed."
"From a foal."
>"From anypony."
>She's quick to clarify.
"Not that it worked. I never expected the Pony of Shadows, Nightmare Moon ponynapping me, or me using the Element of Loyalty."
>Celestia sighs, like she's remembering something.
>"Best laid plans often hit snags. Hence the prepping."
>True.
>"I am truly grateful you've used your gifts to help ponies."
>Then something strange happens.
>You feel a little light headed.
"What?"
>"The realm has adjusted to you. We're about to see what you see."
>Wait, wait, wait!
>The realm turns inky black.
>Celestia's head darts around with confusion.
>Screens pop up.
>Oh that doesn't look good at all.
>You both see you.
>Missing a wing and leg.
>Sombra laying siege to Equestria.
>These are the worst case scenarios you've played out in your head.
>Terrible scenes play out.
>World being laid to waste.
>Starvation, pestilence, war, and death.
>Twisted versions of Equestria.
>Tirek, Chrysalis, Discord, and other monsters.
>Frozen, you slowly look up at her.
>She's crying.
>Holding her mouth and crying.
>"Oh my little pony. Have you been dreaming these every night?"
>Celestia doesn't let you answer.
>She picks you up and holds you tightly.
>Quite nice how warm she is.
"No. I don't. But I don't forget them."
>You see a screen, one she doesn't see.
>G5.
>It makes you shudder.

>>43152349
>>You see a screen, one she doesn't see.
>>G5.
>>It makes you shudder.
He needs to show her. She needs to know how much worse it could get, how everything she's worked for will get fucked up and how she can stop it.

>>43152349
>>"The realm has adjusted to you. We're about to see what you see."
>none of the Memory Screens blow Anon's cover, only show his “visions of the future”
lol, is the wacky alicorn memory realm covering his ass for him? also, cute shoutout to the sombraverse

>>43152349
>>You see a screen, one she doesn't see.
>>G5
>>It makes you shudder.
I kek'd
I kek'd

>>43152349
>You see a screen, one she doesn't see.
>G5.
>It makes you shudder.
It's upto you Anondash.. Save the future.

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>>43151998
>The tiny pegasus shows the stumps where his leg and wing used to be
"Look at this..."
>Twilight did, and every breath hitched as tears threatened to burn her eyes
"Look at how far she went, just to spite you."
>That made Twilight pause and lose her breath
>How could he possibly?
"I never told anypony because I didn't want to be taken away from my mom. And by the time I realized I was in the wrong timeline, it was already too late"
>How much does he know
"If you don't stop her, she will continue this, and create a thousand more worlds like this." He uses his remaining wing to point to the dreary worl that's been his home and could have been hers. "Each worse than the last."
>Twilight mulled over his words, and felt something heavy coming
"I never wanted her dead. I just wanted to stop her. But she won't stop. And she doesn't care that she's doing this. All this, for the pettiest reasons." His breath hitches to a whisper as his eyes wince and tears fall. "I never wanted her dead..." He pulls his breath back and stands straighter, looking her in the eye. "But I do now. Kill her, Twilight. End it. End us all."
>Before she could get a word in, ask him what he knew, how he could help, the portal opened and sucked Twilight back to the past, the cold stare of a broken foal never breaking eye contact the entire way back

>>43152349
just have to tell her that they all branch out from the same root, Twilight becoming an alicorn and bing bang boom, Celestia's convinced, no Twilicorn

>>43152349
>magic has a meta branch able to look into the future
>it goes bananas when it connects to Anon
Respect, that little colt is a force of nature. That means it's still up to him to save Equestria though.

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>>43146188
Annon has reached his full potential, finally reclaiming his full alicorn power just in time to defeat the evil perfect metamorphosis

>>43138996
I find pulverized stone to be far from emotive.

>>43152862
Anon would absolutely take some time coming up with the perfect oneliner for this moment.

>>43152982
Hopefully he doesn’t go full Vegeta and job as well.

>>43153157
>Celestia looks at Anondash after seeing that screen.
“Look, I can’t control what I dream.”

>>43152862
He's gone super Virginia...

>>43151718
>>43152862
Based Jayva. Very nice art

>>43152723
it'd be really funny if Starlight still got redeemed even though this happened (maybe twilight couldn't bring herself to kill her or starlight realized she was being a dumbass while getting her ass whooped or something)
>ffw back to prime timeline
>regular dashanon and starlight are close acquaintances if not friends
>twilight is always barely keeping herself from going apeshit whenever she sees the two of them together and nobody knows why
>dashanon might have the faintest idea that one of the Dark Edgy versions of himself said something stupid but he can't bring himself to say anything lest he break what little remains of his cover at this point in the story

>>43153615
Friends with a commie? Never.

>>43152349
>Celestia quickly dispelled the arena, bringing you both back into the side room.
>She's just staring at you.
>Not sure if she's at a lost for words, or perhaps thinking carefully what to tell you.
>"Young Anon, I will take care of it. All of your fears, I will take on those burdens."
>Getting a little personal there princesses.
>"I want you to grow up, happy. A colt life shouldn't have to worry about danger around every corner."
>Couldn't help but smirk at that.
"A little late to be going back to normal."
>Celestia opens the doors back into the dining room where your mom is.
>Dash snorts awake and looks around.
>"Huh? Oh, dang. I think I really over-ate there. Oh, Princess Celestia, Anon."
>She looks between the two of you, taken aback seeing the stains of tears from Celestia.
>"Whoa. Anon, what did you do?"
"Hey."
>"My little pony, thank you for bringing your son. I've learned a great deal."
>Rainbow blinks owlishly at that.
>"Anything I need to know?"
>"Your son has a gift of foresight. The most potent I've ever see."
>"Foresight? I don't know what that is."
>"Glimpses of the future.Terrible things that can happen. If you were wondering how Anon knew what to do when my sister returned, it's because he saw it. Mostly."
>Dash looks down at you.
>"But you also went into the old castle to read the books."
"I don't trust what I see. I need to know."
>"So when you say you wish you weren't born."
>That makes Celestia's breath hitch in light of what she just saw.
>"Is it because you see a future were you think you're a burden to me?"
>Dang, Dash.
>How do you expect me to answer that?
>Thankfully you don't have to.
>Celestia clears her throat.
>"I told him I will take care of it. Both of you are free to go back home. Please, I will take care of it."
"The tree and the friendship problem between the Pillars and Stygian?"
>"You don't have to worry about it."
>Who is she trying to convince here?
>You or herself?
"I'm not going to stop."
>Anon!"
>That gets a sharp response from Dash.
"You've looked into everything about me. Even had guards tail me last night. I don't quit. I can't stop. I'm a Dash. I saw what I saw and I will challenge it head on."
>You're staring straight up at her, kind of hard to make a point given the height difference.
>Celestia's mane just flows stronger.
>For a moment, it seems to surround you.
>"I see. Young pony, if you do this, you will make mistakes. I've seen it with the others. I've made mistakes based on what I've seen."
>Don't you know it.
>Who sends Discord to deal with Tirek?
>"You made mistakes already."
"I had no intention of doing anything the night of Nightmare Moon. I was expecting the adults to take care of it. I reacted to survive."
>"And now? What are you doing now?"
"Telling you about the tree and Starswirl. After that, nothing I've seen will be the same."
>Which will make it harder to plan for things.
>"The time travel dispel spell?"
"Keeps most of what you saw from happening."
>Which is 100% true.

I'm thinking of how Anonjack's particular weakness to manipulative mares would affect some episodes and I think the funniest one is Rarity takes Manehattan where the group gets clued in on Suri's character earlier when he starts getting that look on his face when he's starting to get flustered around a mare

Haven't looked at these threads in a while, what's this gay fusion dance shit all about?

>>43154036
>Rarity spots the signs almost immediately when she focuses
>Her expression flattens
>"Really, darling? Are you incapable of showing any decorum for even a moment around that mare?
>Anon snaps his head to Rarity, having just spent a little too long gazing at the gait of Suri Polomare's timely exit
>He clears his throat, beads of sweat trickling down his neck
W-whaddaya mean?
>"Your, ahem, lengthy lipstick has fallen out of your pocket, darling." Rarity replies dully.

>>43154081
>Your, ahem, lengthy lipstick has fallen out of your pocket
Did Anon spill his spaghetti or did he just get a boner?

>>43154091
Yes.

>>43154091
Three guesses and your first doesn't count. Here's a hint: it rhymes with schmerection.

>>43154040
these threads have been full of dragon ball shit for quite a long time now. how long is “a while” to you?

>>43154095
Ah.

>>43154081
>>43154036

>While AnonJack can take on of any criminal no problem
>A mare who is a catwoman to his batman will always make him feel flustered
>especially said mare can be his Talia al Ghul
>The many older mares in ponyville learned to watch out for these signs, the mane 5 who in turned learned it themselves
>especially when the shim and sham sisters arrived into ponyville

>>43154168
That reminds me, you think he's the type of lawpony that leans more towards following the letter of the law or the spirit of it? I feel he'd be the latter, but if so he probably wouldn't be so easy to get swindled out of the family farm with some alone time with the sisters

>>43154350
Most definitely later, can't be the element of honesty without nuance

>AnonJack is known for investigating quite deep into something once he finds out somepony is doing some tomfoolery
>the CMC are common culprits

>>43153907
>I will take care of it. All of your fears, I will take on those burdens.
Memes about Celestia aside, she's not able to do that. She can't take care of something she doesn't grasp.

>>43153157
anondash if he was awesome

>>43154105
idk pre-hack i think

>>43154036
I imagine it would make Applebloom just a bit more cautious about how she and the rest of the crusaders go about trying to set up Big Mac and Cheerilee. She might think if she messes it up she'll end up having to start also dragging him home after he runs off with another mare he just me

>>43154040
Retards took over. They need to leave.

>>43153615
>DashAnon and Starlight talking
>Starlight gives Anon a friendly hoofbump on the shoulder
>Right where the stump of the broken DashAnon missing leg was
>Twilight has to hold herself back from tackling Starlight

>9
None of that, now.

>>43154040
I introduced dragon ball style stuff a while back designing alicorn king anon, i decided if alicorn ladies get pretty flowy manes alicorn stallions would get super saiyan hair. it grew from there

>>43155058
It's dumb in dragon balls and it's dumb here

>>43155175
k

>>43154495
Didn't retards make this thread?

>>43155310
No.

>>43154455
She is a very silly pony.

>>43155513
That's not a bad thing.

>>43155175
A match made in hifl

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Sleeping with Rainbow Dash!

>>43155690
In what?

>>43155906
Lucky guy.

>>43155907
Home for Infinite Losers

>>43155906
"A little old for this mom."
>"Hush."

>>43154455
>Memes about Celestia aside, she's not able to do that. She can't take care of something she doesn't grasp.
Maybe, but it is legit one of the most in character things I've seen Celestia say in a while.

>>43156366
True.

>>43153907
>Dash looks bewildered.
>Honestly, you can't blame her.
>You, her son, are a young colt, and you are standing up to the Princess of Equestria.
>The power and authority disparity is laughable.
>Celestia looks at you, and you muster all the determination your tiny body can produce.
>Probably ridiculous looking.
>"You haven't told me."
>?
>"What you've seen, where did I go wrong?"
>Oh, that's a dangerous question.
>Look at her, she seems sad.
>Did you insult her?
>Maybe; she does see herself as the vanguard for her ponies.
>Celestia has sacrificed a lot.
>Here you are, telling her to her face that she still messed up.
>Look over to Rainbow.
>If you answer Celestia, Dash will also know.
>You can't do that to Twilight.
>So you answer her, in Old Ponish.
>It's broken, sounds terrible, but based on what you've studied from Celestia's, Luna's, and Starswirl's journals; you can hash out an answer.
>It makes you cringe trying to say it in that old language.
>Celestia though, her mane freezes, her ears stand up straight, eyes bore into you.
"I think turning Twilight into an alicorn is a mistake."
>The room is cold.
>Celestia's jaw hangs open for just a moment, before she reels back in her composure.
>Dash scrunches her nose at what you just said.
>It sounded like garbled nonsense to her.
>Celestia finds her voice.
>"I haven't even told my sister."
>Answer her back in normal pony tongue.
"I don't know if you did it too soon, or maybe it shouldn't ever happen. That is what I think."
>Trot up next to Dash.
"Mom, I'm ready to go home."
>"Hey now, you can't drop bomb shells in words I don't understand. What's going on?"
>"It's fine. Ms. Rainbow Dash. You and your son are free to go. I need to get back to work."
>Dash snaps her head back up to Celestia.
>She sees that the monarch is lost in thought.
>Celestia shakes her mane and gives Rainbow a weak smile.
>"As I've said, your son has given me a lot to think about."
>Rainbow nods, and takes you by the wing.
>Before she makes you leave, you quickly hover up next to Celestia.
>Nuzzle her neck as warmly as you can.
"I'm sorry."
>"Thank you, my little pony."
>Leave the room with Dash and make it back to your room.
>Both of you don't say anything until you reach it.
>"Anon."
"Yes mom."
>"I'm going to accept that you hold secrets. Grey skies, it's like I have a unicorn for a son. However, you are going to have to accept that I am going to be way more involved in your life now. If you have any more plans to go on wild adventures by yourself you can forget it."
"Yes mom."
>"Don't yes mom me. I still need to think of an appropriate grounding punishment."
>Dash looks you over.
>"Could use a little work."
>What?
>"Being an egghead has made you a little chubby."
"I just ate enough pancakes to put you into a food coma."
>"Time to burn it all off. We're exercising together now."
"Oh no."
>"Oh yes we are."
"Your exercise routines are grueling."
>She puts a wing on you.
>"I'm glad we agree."

>>43156571
Fuck off.

>>43156571
Stay here.

>>43156571
Fuck on.

>>43156571
Keep fucking

>>43156571
Fuck harder

>>43156571
Twilight getting a choice in becoming an Alicorn might actually be the best outcome overall. Equestria gets another Alicorn, Twilight knows what it entails, and we don't get the shitty crystal palace.
All around better.

What’s with the spam?

>>43156571
Tried my best to see what he might've said in Old English with what little knowledge I have:
Ic hyċġe ġeċyrringe Twéoneléoht intō ān alicorne is misfenge.

>>43156571
this story fucks

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>>43156771
>ġeċyrringe
>Anon called Celestia's ultimate plan gay cringe
of course he would

>>43156571
I hope Anon didn't accidentally make everything worse. His heart is in the right place, but he has seriously reshuffled the whole card deck now. It will be hard for him to plan anything ahead from now on.

>>43156982
Always a chance that Celestia doesn't listen to him.
>>43156771
>>43156869
Given how badly he said it, it probably did sound like gay cringe.

>>43157181
>a chance that Celestia doesn't listen to him
I doubt that, honestly. The way he shook her with this revelation is very likely to leave a lasting impact on her.

>>43156771
>Twéoneléoht
This reads like an elven name or something.

>>43156771
How would you possibly pronounce this? Looks like keyboard mash

Anonjack's inability and/or unwillingness to reciprocate the advances of Rarity and Rainbow Dash resulting in canon RariDash

>>43157474
Anon sneakily got help from the previous librarian.

>>43157574
Anonjack is smitten by Harshwinny. Rarity burns with rage.

>>43157474
Something like:
Ick hewdg-eh yekewrrin-ye Tway-awnelayaw-kht intoo ahn alikawrn-eh is misfeng-eh.
https://voca.ro/16wDk3AZVeXk

>>43155906
>>43156352
I need this. And then some

>>43156571
>Well this is a surprise.
>Dash and you have your saddlebags and guess who's waiting for you outside the doors.
>Rainbow seems to be just as surprised as you are.
>"Royal Guard! Wasn't expecting to see you again."
>The result of what was no doubt white eugenics just returns with a pleased smile.
>"And leave it off with just one fun night? Couldn't shake you off my mind. Come, I'll bring you to the station, if you don't mind the company."
>Dash chuckles at that light compliment.
>She looks down at you, and you just nonchalantly shrug.
"He's your date."
>Rainbow gives you a wink, and slides on past the off duty guard.
>"That's cool of ya, Royal. Come on you two. I'm sure morning bustle of Canterlot is a drag."
>Royal Guard releases a held breath you didn't realize he was holding.
>With a wing hop, you bounce over his bulky form.
"Don't lag now. Never know when other guards might be stalking us."
>"Oh come now, that was just one night."
"Yeah, sure it was. Where are they now?"
>He trots next to you both with an easy canter.
>"Practice yard most likely. Rumors of your escapades haven't gone unnoticed."
"All I did was walk from one neighborhood to another. Just like seeing a friend."
>"I would like to think the date with your mother was far more successful then the trained military operation trying to keep track of you."
>Bouncing down the halls, you three make it out of the castle.
>Passing by the gardens you can see Discord just hanging out there.
>...
>Need to plan for that one.
>Outright killing him might not be ok.
>But would he be friends with Fluttershy if we skip the first appearance arc?
>Then again, most likely he'll just be dealing with the OG main six until he arrives in Ponyville.
>Maybe you should skip town that day.
>Oh hey, the training ground for the barracks.
>See several ponies all working out.
>A select few are giving a couple familiar ones a good old ribbing.
>Stop a moment, then suck in some air to yell.
"It's like wearing nothing at all!"
>It echoes through the yard.
>All ears point straight up.
>One mare in particular is turning beet red.
>"You snot nosed brat I'm going to whip you into shape when I catch you!"
>Laugh like a maniac, you buzz your wings and zoom past Dash and Royal.
>The rest of the yard share your mirth as they laugh at her expense as well.
>Escape to the safety of the boundaries of the castle and wait for your entourage.
>Dash is quick to find you.
>"What did you do?"
"Nothing."
>Royal Guard is right behind her.
>"I have so many questions."
"None to give. You should ask Ms. Night Watch about sneaking suits."
>Dash groans.
>"Pinkie is a bad influence."
"She got you one too. Fits your size perfectly."
>Even around your shapely hips.
>Royal is less willing to give up.
>"Tell you what, Anon. One question for one. Tell me what happened, and I'll tell you about our date. You interested?"
>Kind of.
>Then again, is he trying to make this a more serious thing?
"Ok. Do you find my mom hot?"
>He titters.

>>43158310
Kek. Anon is the perfect blend of shit head and honest little faggot

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>>43158386
Yep that's our boy couldn't be prouder of the lil shit

>>43158310
>Anon being a little shit to everyone
yep, the shitposter is alive and well in that tiny horse shell

https://ponepaste.org/11075
>Seeing Princess Celestia standing before you, wearing the same demeanor that Sunny Skies wore mere moments ago, it fills you with a strange feeling.
>On one hoof, you feel, of course, surprised.
>Of all the ponies you expected to run into today, let alone see at all, the princess of the sun and the ruler of Equestria was probably at the bottom of that list.
>Yesterday you would’ve expected to meet the gnashing maw of a timberwolf before Princess Celestia herself.
>You should be more surprised.
>But you’re really not.
>Here, now, in retrospect, learning that Sunny Skies was actually Princess Celestia in disguise the whole time was the one puzzle piece that completed this mysterious, beautiful picture.
>Her repressively regal upbringing in Canterlot, her affinity for cake, her history with significant individuals like Princess Luna and Discord, and her inability to get her story straight on her history with Pinkie Pie or Applejack.
>As well as her familiarity with phoenixes.
>Not to mention how strict her schedule is, only allowing her one day off out of the year.
>And how the sun hasn’t moved at all despite how long the day has gone on.
>Darn, maybe you should’ve noticed sooner.
>You return your focus to Princess Celestia.
>Even though she’s easily twice your size, right now she seems so small.
>Her head is hanging in faint shame, like she just got done being scolded by her parents.
>Her eyes try to avoid yours amidst the thoughts and emotions racing through her mind.
>She must be expecting you to react with some kind of big emotion.
>At first you suspect that she’s expecting you to be upset with her about keeping such a big secret from you, that all your time today was built on false pretenses.
>But then you wonder if she’s expecting you to react more positively.
>Maybe she’s bracing herself for you to throw yourself at her hooves and shower her with honors, gushing endlessly about what an honor it is to be sharing the same patch of dirt with the ruler of Equestria.
>She could be expecting you to straighten up and present yourself as professionally as possible, or expecting you to ask her for an autograph or something.
>It makes sense what she’s feeling now.
>Princess Celestia is expecting you to prove she was right to hide herself.
>She’s waiting for you to prove that you only cared about the version of her she presented herself as, and that you couldn’t see her true self the same way.
>Princess Celestia-
>No.
>You’re gonna prove her wrong.
>She’s not Princess Celestia to you.
>She’s not the princess of the sun or the ruler of Equestria.
>She’s Celestia.
>The mare you met at the summer solstice festival and fell in love with

>>43158568
>”Anonymous?” Celestia asks you apprehensively.
>You tilt your head upward to look into her eyes.
>They’re the same eyes you gazed into today.
“...You’re taller than I thought you’d be.” You gently remark.
>Your comment catches Celestia off guard, ensnaring her in a giggle fit for a moment.
>”I do sincerely apologize, Anonymous. You deserved honesty from the start.” She said to you in a more serious voice once she finished giggling.
>You wave off her concern with a hoof.
“Don’t worry, I totally get it.” You assure her.
>Celestia’s faint smile fades.
>”I know, but…”
>She gazes off into the distance, at the ever-blue horizon beyond the trees.
>”...I just wanted a day off. I wanted a day to escape from my endless royal duties and enjoy the simple pleasures Ponyville has to offer. I anticipated making a new friend or two, but I never expected…”
>Celestia turns to face you.
>”...developing such strong feelings for somepony I only met today.”
>Again, that feeling.
>You should feel that this is a more momentous occasion.
>Princess Celestia confessing her deep attraction to you.
>But all you hear is Celestia.
>”And I was having such a wonderful day with you, Anonymous. We shared in our triumphs and follies, we indulged in treats and games together, and we truly got to know each other like true friends.
>Celestia starts to blink faster.
>”I… I was having such a good time, and I didn’t even realize how impermanent all of this was until…”
>Her horn glowed as the photo taken of you and Sunny in the cutout floated before her, allowing a tear to escape Celestia’s eye.
>”...Until the moment was immortalized with me wearing my mask.”

>>43158570
>Celestia sniffles.
>”And- and then, when we were having such a fun time on the swing set, I happened to run into my faithful student Twilight Sparkle again, who dragged me back into reality.”
>You nod understandingly.
>No wonder why that conversation wasn’t fun.
>If anypony is familiar with Princess Celestia disguising herself as an ordinary pony, it would be Equestria’s number one teacher’s pet.
>”...And now, the day has almost ended, and all that’s left for me is to set the sun, and… return to Canterlot…”
>The thought makes your heart ache along with hers.
>Just your luck, you fall in love with the most amazing mare in the world, only for her to be the least readily available mare ever.
>Celestia turns to face you with her eyes well up with tears.
>”...I’m sorry, Anonymous.” She says as her voice cracks.
>”...I’m… I’m sorry for…”
>Celestia shakily inhales.
>”...Everything.”
>Celestia buries her face in her hooves and begins to cry.
>Hearing this mare you care about so deeply in such distress pains you in a way you’ve never felt before.
>The hurt you were feeling before doesn’t compare to what you feel seeing her so hurt.
>You reach out to rub her back, but you hesitate only slightly, choosing instead to move in closer and bring her in for a big hug.
>Celestia quickly captures you in an even tighter hug as she sobs into the crook of your neck.
>She’s so warm.
>As warm as a roaring fireplace on the coldest winter night.
>The teardrops that drip down from her cheeks onto you are like tiny drops of liquid fire descending from the sun itself.

>>43158573
>The way her body heaves with each sob hits you so hard that soon enough you’re allowing yourself to cry, too.
>You should know better, you should be better emotional support for Celestia.
>But you can’t help feeling what you feel.
>You two spend a good few moments in each other’s physically tight but emotionally delicate embrace.
>You cling onto each other like you’re afraid the other is going to vanish into thin air.
>You cling onto each other in the vain hope that the effort could somehow stop or even reverse the flow of time, saving you and Celestia from the heartbreak of parting ways in the wake of the setting sun.
>You can’t let today end like this.
>You can’t let today end with heartbreak.
>That can’t be the memory that you form today.
>You pull away from the hug gently as Celestia still clings onto you.
“You…” You try to start.
“...You know, we could always see each other again in the future, sometime.” You remind Celestia.
>She nods gently, but doesn’t appear to be comforted by this thought.
>”Oh, I know, but if only I knew exactly when. Perhaps the next summer solstice could work, but I can’t say for certain how able I’ll be to escape my duties then. I could also send you a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala, but I wouldn’t be able to sneak off to enjoy private time with you like some sort of school filly…”
“But there WILL be opportunities in the future.” You try to insist.
“I mean, come on, if anypony could invoke the law of ‘because I said so’, it would be you!”
>Celestia laughs at your joke suggestion.
>”I’m afraid it’s not that simple, Anonymous.”

>>43158575
“Regardless of that, I am positive you’ll find another opportunity for us to meet again in the future.”
>”I know, but what about between now and then?” Celestia asks you.
“What ABOUT between now and then? It’s not like I’ll forget you, I could never forget you!”
>Celestia’s gaze falls to the ground, but she still holds onto you.
“I mean, I’ll always have the phoenix plush you won me!”
>Celestia can’t help but gently laugh at your reminder of the plush phoenix.
>”You may have a point there, Anonymous.”
“So… what’s the real problem?”
>Celestia sighs.
>”Those I know… change faster than you may realize. I’ve lived for a very long time, and I’ll continue to live for a very long time. As such, entire years can go by in the blink of an eye if I’m not careful.”
>”Poor Twilight Sparkle.” Celestia reminisces.
>”It feels as if it were only yesterday that she hatched that dragon egg and earned her cutie mark. Yet here she is today, a full-fledged alicorn and the princess of friendship, carrying the burden of incredible responsibility.”
>”I’m afraid…”
>Celestia fights back another sob.
>”I’m afraid that I’ll blink twice and… the Twilight Sparkle I know will be gone… and so will you.”
>”In spite of all my years… I’m still rather terrible at goodbyes…”
>You can only imagine how she feels.
>She’s lived lifetimes upon lifetimes, you’re just a grain of sand in the desert held entirely within her hourglass.

>>43158568
Uh bruh, that ponepaste links takes us to the AnonxFluttershy story.

>>43158577
“But… Why me?” You ask Celestia.
“What is it about me specifically that makes you feel so strong? You had to have met hundreds of stallions over the years, I can’t be THAT special.” You ask her.
>Celestia sniffles and shrugs.
>”Because you were so kind and fun and charming, without even knowing who I truly was. You always were so kind to me, without trying to impress me or put on an image.” She answers, like the answer should be obvious.
>”Not just anypony would stand up for a stranger in the face of public humiliation.” She reminds you, referring to the cake incident from earlier today.
>”Not just anypony would fight so hard to help a stranger as you have.”
>”And… surely somepony as charming as you wouldn’t have much trouble finding love in one… more available…”
“But they wouldn’t be you.” You remind her.
>You take hold of Celestia’s forehooves and look deep into her eyes.
“Listen, I get it. Completely.” You solemnly say to Celestia.
“I get being afraid. I spent almost all of today being afraid of the day ending and having to say goodbye to you. I was afraid of our time together being… just a memory.”
>You take a deep breath.
“But, everything ends, you know? The sun sets, ink fades, even the seams on that phoenix plush will tear and fray eventually. But over today, I kind of realized that… this is what this whole life thing is about. In the end, all we’ll really have left are memories. That’s actually why I came out to the festival today, to make some memories.”
>You bring Celestia closer to you.
“Even if our paths never cross again, I’ll never forget you, Celestia. I’ll always remember the day we shared together. I’ll always remember the lovely mare I spent the summer solstice festival with.” You promise her.

>>43158579
>Celestia, overwhelmed with emotion, leapt forward and captured your lips in a kiss.
>The sensation is immediate and overwhelming.
>Celestia pours every ounce of her warmth and love into the conduit formed by the unit of your lips.
>She drapes her magnificent wings over your body as her forelegs hold your body against hers.
>You feel your heart melt.
>You’ve never felt such love in your entire life.
>So you do the only thing you can do.
>You kiss Celestia back.
>It’s a perfect union.
>It’s like your lips were made for her.
>Her breathing slows, and grows heavier.
>Your mouth opens in perfect time with hers, coming for air in perfect sync.
>This moment could go on forever.
>If you could freeze a moment in time, this would be it.
>You could die right now and die a very happy stallion.
>Through the kiss, you can feel Celestia smile.
>You feel her entire body relax against yours.
>It’s perfect.
>Everything about it is so perfect.
>”I’ll come back for you, Anonymous.” Celestia whispers to you once parted from the kiss, pressing her forehead against yours.
>”I don’t care what kind of arrangements I have to make or how many deals I have to make with my sister, I will find my way back to you, Anonymous. This, I swear.”
“I’ll be there for you.” You whisper back, then stealing another quick kiss from Celestia.
“I’ll come to you, from near or far.”
>You and Celestia go in for more kissing.
>Long, loving kissing.
>Coming up for air comes bundled with promises made.
>Promises to always find each other, no matter what.
>Next time, you’ll have photos taken without any magical disguises.
>Next time, you’ll win even more extravagant prizes for each other.
>Next time, you’ll find time sooner to sneak off for more kissing.

>>43158581
>Both you and Celestia notice a shift in the atmosphere nearby, and look up from the kiss to find Twilight Sparkle standing by awkwardly, with a much-less awkward looking Pinkie Pie accompanying her.
>”Ohhh, it was Princess Celestia the whole time! I thought Sunny was secretly Discord!” Pinkie realized with a gasp.
>Celestia giggles sheepishly and fixes her mane, standing up to address the two elements of harmony while still holding you close.
>”Yes, it is indeed I, apologies for the subterfuge.” Celestia apologizes to her.
>”N-No, no, it’s fine!” Twilight hastily apologizes as she tries to hide her blush.
>”It’s just, that, you kinda left in a hurry, and Anon went after you, and it’s been a while and you two haven’t come back, so Pinkie and I wanted to come and see what all the… yeah…” Twilight sheepishly trailed off.
>”Ah, yes! Twilight, I would like to properly introduce you to my dear suitor- no, coltfriend! Anonymous!” Celestia proudly introduced you to Twilight.
>You semi-awkwardly smile and wave at the two.
>Twilight gives you an awkward wave, Pinkie gives you a very enthusiastic wave.
>”It’s, uh, very nice to meet you, Anonymous.” Twilight politely says to you.
>”It sure is!” Pinkie eagerly agrees.
>”He’s quite the catch, wouldn’t you say?” Princess Celestia asks the two while holding you pridefully close, making you more than a little flustered.
>Pinkie giggles.
>”Nonny and Princess Celestia, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”
>”ANYWAY!” Twilight interrupts with her cheeks coated in a fresh blush.
>”Princess Celestia, the citizens of Ponyville are ready for you to lower the sun, if you’ll do the honors.” Twilight says to Celestia.
>It’s really ending now.
>The longest day of the year is coming to an end.
>But you feel ready.
>You hold Celestia, and Celestia holds you.
>Celestia stands up, sheds her joking demeanor, and uses her magic to make herself more presentable.
>”Very well, then. But there’s one last matter that needs to be settled before the sun can be set.” Celestia says before turning to you.
>”I owe my coltfriend a dance.”

>>43158583
>You smile and allow a joyful tear or two to form in your eyes.
>Twilight smiles understandingly and Pinkie bounces in place, and the two lead you back to the dance circle.
>There are collected gasps and bows when they see their princess return to the celebration with you as her companion, but you don’t break stride.
>You stand proud alongside Celestia.
>The Stalliongrad Philharmonic Orchestra plays their music from where they left off, and you and Celestia share a proper dance.
>Slow and romantic and perfect.
>At the crescendo of the orchestra’s most triumphant and romantic song, you and Celestia share one last, loving kiss, inviting gasps and “aww”s from the crowd surrounding you two.
>Only now you’re less worried about trying to freeze the moment in time.
>It’s a truly magical experience.
>A memory you’ll happily carry with you for the rest of your life.
>But the song ends, as the day ends.
>Celestia’s horn glows, and colors the sky a beautiful array of colors as the sun is lowered from the sky and down beneath the horizon, officially ending the summer solstice.
>With one final farewell kiss and one final promise to reunite someday, you and Celestia finally part ways.
>She returns to her carriage and guards (who are no doubt displeased at the princess having given them the slip) and she vanishes back into the safety and security that her royal life offers.
>Although you could have sworn you noticed Celestia using her magic to trip the unicorn that mocked her earlier and make her faceplant into a patch of mud before Celestia fully got into the carriage.
>Just before the door is shut on her carriage, her eyes stay on you, silently longing to stay with you.
>You’ll always remember how her eyes looked in that moment.
>You know you were giving her the same look.
>Worlds away.
>You made the trek home alone, just as you made the trek to the festival earlier that day.
>In the night, among the stars and fireflies, carrying your satchel and your plush, you feel…
>Happy.
>No mix of emotions, no worries, no regrets, just happy.
>Once you reach your home and climb into bed with the phoenix plush, you think of the perfect name for the plush.
>Memento Mori.

THE END

>>43158578
Dammit. I gotta go to bed soon

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>>43158584
Beautiful work CB, brings a tear to my freakin' eye.

>>43158310
Anon doing Anon things, it's a treat to see.
Also, I have a feeling he's getting a "foster dad" now.

>>43158584
KINO! Thank you so much for the green cosmic butthole its wonderful and made me shed a tear.

>>43158584
Happy ending for sun horse. Thanks writefriend.

>>43159004
>Happy ending for sun horse.
It's the only possible outcome.

>>43159337
>She wakes up from a dream Luna pranked her with.

>>43159592
Luna wouldn't be so cruel.

>>43159592
>"hey, why hasn't the sun risen for the past 3 months?"

Is there a collected resource for greentext writing? I have an idea for one but I don't know the "rules" for writing in short hand like this

>>43159931
>write in present tense
>no more than 1-2 sentences per line
>first person perspective is encouraged but not mandatory
now you're a greentext writer.

>>43160133
Second person perspective, actually

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>>43158578
https://ponepaste.org/11210
>>43158583
Love your Pinkie. Even in KotC I thought she mogged all the others. Please consider doing that Pinkie green you've been talking about.

Good stuff m8. Here's hoping Cinderlestia gets to test the strength of his pelvis someday.

>>43160616
No pelvis is strong enough. He's getting braces.

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>>43160772
>Anon coming out of Celestia's bed chambers.

>>43158584
Awesome romance story between celestia and anon and great work at the ending with the kissing and everything those two did together makes me wonder if you'll make a sequel about it someday or make a different romance story one about princess Luna and Anon.

>>43158310
>Be Scootaloo, president and founder of the Rainbow Dash fan club.
>This has been the best meeting of this group since the founding.
>Her parents are here!
>Windy and Bow are incredible.
>"That concludes our presentation of all the articles of Rainbow Dash and her exploits to save the world from Eternal Night!"
"Amazing! I knew I could count on you two to get every article about her."
>All the members holler in appreciation.
>The newspaper from Cloudsdale was really interesting to read.
>Calling out that storm of the century she made to fight that big shadowy monster.
>Epic stuff for sure.
"Now, we need to archive these into the vault so that future appreciators of Rainbow Dash will have these historic artifacts for all time."
>Bow picks up another bundle of papers.
>"That's why we got three copies!"
>Shed a single tear at the beauty of their dedication.
>Still tempted at burning the one article from Stalliongrad, they said she should be thrown in jail for stirring up tornadoes like that.
>Please, she's a professional and too cool to lose control.
>That Griffonstone one was really weird.
>Said it was all fake.
>Like, come on, look at the moon.
>"We also have some articles about our grandson, Anondash."
>Oh yeah, him.
>Immediately hooves start stomping in the crowd.
>"Do it, do it!"
"Hey now, one presentation is enough."
>"We can do another one!"
>Windy loudly exclaims.
"But this is the Rainbow Dash club. Yeah sure, Anon was kind of cool that night, but we're here to appreciate the spectacular Rainbow Dash."
>Stomp the podium in an effort to make your point.
>Just then a pile of papers just as big as their first slam on the table.
>Bow just laughs.
>"We found just as much about our baby grandcolt."
>First one on top has a headline saying 'Princesses Put Colt in Danger. Down with the Monarchy'.
>Windy quickly pulls that one away and sets it on fire in the clubhouse.
>"Oops, forgot to burn this one. Oh those opinionated ponies saying heretical things about Princess Celestia."
>The warm glow certainly leaves an impression.
>Noi raises her hoof.
>"Come on Scootaloo, just this one time. It's a special event. He's basically an extension of her."
>All the members nod.
>Sigh with a defeated head drop.
"Fine. Let's hear what Windy and Bow have to say."
>On cue, they go into a blaze of excitement in this presentation.
>Guess it is neat that a school mate is getting world-wide recognition.
>You do notice that the group isn't cheering as much as they Rainbow Dash presentation.
>A few of them are thinking real hard about something.
>Except for Snips and Snails.
>They're really into this one too.
>A win for the colts you guess.
>Then you can hear some of the fillies grumbling with each other.
>Noi, Piña Colada, and Aura whisper to each other.
>Lean in to hear.
>"It totally isn't fair."
>"What is?"
>"You know. Her. Diamond Tiara."
>Why are they talking about her?
>Figures the moment Anon comes up he ruins everything.

>>43160818
https://ponepaste.org/11841
New paste. Figured the first one was getting long enough.

>>43160818
Stop posting this dogshit.

>>43160818
NEVER stop posting this shit i live for it

>>43160818
DT already laid claim to Anondash in front of the other fillies? Will schoolyard politics be the ultimate influence to release Discord? If Royal Guard and RD have a foal and it is another Anon, does that mean that RD's horsegina is a dimensional portal?
I can't wait to find out!!

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>>43158584
fuck yeah, good shit

>>43160818
what did DT do this time?

>>43160818
Keep posting this horse gold.

>>43158584
perfection, great work!

>>43160818
Okay, cliffhanger.
Now I want to know what happened this time.

>>43160785
That's a price I'd be willing to pay.

>>43161164
Be a little shit.

>>43160818
Please cute romance with anon and DT.
Ignore shartyfag negative replies.

>>43162499
Season 1 DT is not a nice filly.

>>43162524
Mhm, I'm imagining less cutesy schoolyard romance and more something one-sided and more prone to being used for humor.

>>43162524
Mean filly just needs colt kisses to be tamed

>>43162499
This makes the Scootaloo jealous.

>>43158587
Shame it was such a bad story.

>>43162705
>no bump
this is a troll post, ignore it

>>43160818
I want to see Chowder and Panini shenanigans with Anon and DR

>>43160818
>Diamond Tiara is already a real annoying filly to deal with at school.
>Mostly bothers that Apple filly.
>Sweetie Bell thinks we should initiate her into the group.
>We'll see.
>"You know all she's going to do is lord over us about having a coltfriend."
>"As if she doesn't need anything else giving her a big head."
>"Or is it giving big head? Mom was kind of drunk when I asked her about coltfriends."
>Dear Celestia, they're talking nonsense!
"Hey, we got a presentation we're listening to."
>That was louder than intended.
>Bow and Whistle stop their story and look at you fillies.
>Whistle tilts her head at you all.
>"Whatcha talkin' about fillies?"
>Before you can divert this, Noi jumps up.
>"We're talking about how unfair it is that Diamond Tiara is making Anon her coltfriend."
>The adults in the room all share a look of amusement.
>Bow chuckles at that.
>"Hey now, ain't no finer coltfriend then our boy."
>Noi just digs deeper.
>"That isn't it. Diamond Tiara is a jerk!"
>That elicits a gasp from all of you.
>A mean word.
>Snips and Snails even 'oooh' at that.
>"Oh come on, you all know I'm not wrong."
"Why does it matter? Diamond always gets what she wants."
>Noi stomps a determine hoof down.
>"What if she doesn't. Just this once."
>Piña Colada nods in agreement.
>"Not like Anon is just some pushover. We all saw him, he didn't even care that she wants him."
"Well he was saying Celestia was going to throw him in a dungeon."
>Windy immediately steps in.
>"Our Grace Celestia wouldn't do something like that. She's our great Monarch after all."
"Yeah, we know. It was a joke. He used it to throw Diamond off."
>Noi snorts.
>Would probably sound serious if she wasn't such a tiny filly.
>"When he gets home she snatches him."
>Aura frowns deeply.
>"Then she won't shut up about it forever! Recess is going to be even more annoying."
"So what are you saying?"
>"We beat Diamond Tiara and her goon at their goal. One of us will be Anon's fillyfriend."
>The thousand yard stare from you answers her.
>Noi points at Rainbow's parents.
>"What does Anon like? I'm going to woo him."
>"No I will. I want to shove it to Diamond."
"You're all wasting your time. Anon doesn't like fillies."
>Then Snips joins in much to your surprise.
>"Yeah, I think he has a crush on Cheerilee."
"The teacher?"
>Snail laughs annoyingly.
>"Mumbling snowpity or something funny. He tells us we'll understand when we're older."
>Noi shakes her head.
>"That bully won't accept that, and neither will I. Mrs. Windy, what does Anon like?"
>Windy and Bow look at each other and think.
>"I mean, we figured Scootaloo would be a good fillyfriend. Just as athletic, and also loves Rainbow Dash."
"No. I tried to be his friend."
>"What happened?"
"He told me I would be happier with Sweetie Bell and Applebloom. Like what kind of answer is that?"
>Piña Colada taps her hooves.
>"Maybe fillies scare him. Most colts are a bunch of goofs around fillies."
>All of you look at Snip and Snails.

>>43162813
So it's Scootaloo's POV, I see.
Also, oh boy. A foal's club full of wannabe shippers has gathered there. This can only end in chaos. The funny one, probably.

>>43162813
>all of you look at snips and snails
oof

>>43163125
Poor dudes just tryna hang out.

>>43163442
The quasi-medieval style is nice.
Really like that one.

>>43163442
The Green Knight, Sir Anontilak