Apple Bloom a cute, post some Apple Bloom please!

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>>43187199
I agree

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>>43187199

>>43187424
what a cute bloom

>>43187209
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>>43187424
Absolute treasure, 10q

>>43187679
pet-able fillers

>>43187679
I can already hear Belle's voice crack when she realises her Mumbo magic turned them into a washing machine.

>>43187708
>Girls, Gruntirek kidnapped Rainbow Dash to steal her speed!
>Gruntirek kidnapped Rarity to steal her beauty!
>And he took Applejack t'steal her... uh....
>>"I'LL STEAL HER HAT, HOW 'BOUT THAT?"

>>43188046
she awaits upsies

>>43188643
a true anon who won't be denied his rightful beer

>>43188473
she hungers for burgies

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>>43188643
Are americans really not allowed to drink in public places?

>>43188970
yeah basically its bullshit land of the free my fucking ass

>>43189218
She both delivers love, and loves making deliveries. Devilishly delightful poetry, Anon.

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>>43188473
burg

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>>43189749
canonical flutter butter

>>43190178
Tune in to that episode and it's just 22 minutes of Flattershy sitting on the table

>>43188473
She is eating the table.

Perspective is fun.

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>A mysterious, hairless and green appendage with 5 smaller digits flips through an assortment of pages in a book
>By the sounds of it, you must be Anon
>And you're currently trying to wrap your head around something very important
>very very important
"How the hell does this place not have pizza?!"
>You took food very seriously back on Earth and that hasn't gone away upon your arrival in Equestria
>To your horror, there wasn't a single reference to pizza or even pizza-like foods, instead there were recipes such as "le daisies pain" which was Prench for "daisy bread"
>its just a daisy between bread slices
>When you arrived in Equestria, you realized the pones' view of time was much more drastic than yours
>A 1 month sentence to prison here was seen as the equivalent to 10 years back on Earth
>Which means that nopony had created cheeses like cheddar, swiss, provolone, or blue cheese since they all had to be aged for months to years
>yfw this means you can become the cheese prince and "create" new never seen before foods

>>43190361
based cheese maker anon

>>43190361
>Get drunk on 80 proof light beer (herbivore diet)
>Tell ponies about the cheese caves and the government conspiracy that keeps them stocked
>Ponies now think humans are magical cheese spirits with a cosmic role like breezies or that dog that guards Tartarus
>Ponies start calling us cheesies

>>43190317
I had a vague dream like this once.
I don't think it was AJ or quite as intimate as that image but I distinctly remember the feeling of their weight on my lap and running their silky mane through my fingers.

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>>43190970
>Ponies also think that changelings are cheese guardians created by humans because of their leg holes
>Anon becomes an ambassador for the changeling race by proxy, somehow outranking Chrysalis too
>Relations between changelings and ponies are healed by Anon gracing Celestia with the existence of cheesecake

>>43191275
kek nice prompt

>>43192115
PHAT

>>43190581
devious little shit

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>>43191454
thanks, it's my first time ever writing a green

>>43192382
Levelling up Frolicking to 100

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>>43192465
>Levelling up Frolicking to 100

>Made an offhanded comment you thought no one heard when picking up a package at the post office
"Derps should level up agility, lul"
>A couple of days pass

>While walking to Sweet Apple Acres to get those sweet sweet appuls, you see Derpy running around a small pasture
>She has a bunch of cardboard muffins lined up in a obstacle course of some kind, her snout is all scrunched up, eyebrows furrowed in focus
>Her focus is broken when she spots you
>"Oh! Hai Anon!"
"Hey Derpy, what're you up to?"
>"I took your advice! You said I needed to 'level-up' agi- agil- ag-"
"Agility."
>"Yeah, that! So I took a bunch of my most scary items that could cause boo-boos, and I'm trying to fly without hitting any!~"
>You take a look at the fake muffins and see small thumbtacks with the sharp ends rounded off
>Derpy runs up to you, almost tripping but managing to stay up
>"Anon! What level am I?!"
>She looks up at you with expectation
>You really don't know what to say, so you just make up something
"You gained about... I'd say 5 levels. You're doing a good job, Derps."
>Her eyes widen alongside the biggest grin you've seen on the mailmare
>"YAAAAY!!"
>Derpy flies in circles while giggling and snorting
>hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
>At this rate you'll probably pass out from derpabetes
>Good thing she's leveling agility, maybe she can carry you to the hospital

>>43192674
kek cute nice work anon

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not gonna be able to keep the thread as booped as normal my new job has dogshit cell service

>>43192674
>Ponies start rescuing homework from dogs to level Restoration
>Rainbow Dash figures out how to farm speech XP by doing nothing but phonics flashcards
>Derpy already has 100 destruction from destroying town hall with her butt

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I love the Crusaders

>>43194200
Giraffey Mark Crusaders

>>43194200
they be cute

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A Swibble to complete the trio

>>43194876
I could hear it and now so can you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fn_lkY57YQ

>>43194904
Bless you and your autism, it fits way too well

>>43194266
she vibin

>>43195879
octopus mare a cute!

>>43196610
kinderquestria has no child labor laws

>>43196926
If it did, nothing would ever get done

>>43197260
good lord she nommin

>>43193929
>find a weird scroll painted in gold somewhere deep in the royal library
>read it, get flashbanged
>see a vision of a white furred, red maned mare with a ceramic pot on her head and a quill cutiemark
>"I had been waiting for you nerevar"
>it quickly fits into place that this mare is the true dreamer, CHIM itself
>your mind breaks, but you quickload to when it wasn't broken
>"Good, you're already mastering your powers, Z'wah. Show me your infinte might"
>spend a week grinding a fortify intelligence spell
>make ritual that's divinely powerful but only lasts a second
>cast it, quickly mix a bunch of herbs and make a maxcap potion of fortify intelligence
>chug it
>the entirety of reality is revealed true forever
>sneak derpy a very diluted potion of fortify intelligence (duration: 800 years) and nominate her as your pick for this year's spelling bee, betting all your bits on her
>everypony laughs and tells you you're wasting your bits, and bet against you
>???
>twiggles loses her shit failing the bee to the town retard
>collect your winnings
>the dreamare manifests in front of you, laughing hysterically
>hands you a bottle (with her left hand), tells you to chug it
>hand? she only has hooves
>chug it
>it was piss
>spit it out
>it never was piss, it was a potion of fortify endurance
>you find yourself in an endurance competition against rainbow dash
???
Scrolls, man. Not even once.

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>>43197585
>Z'wah