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There were two pretty ladies named Stella
Who drew the attention of all the fine fellas
When asked, "Who amongst us would you fuck?"
They said, "Not one of you cucks,"
"We sooner eat salmonella"
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>>129569267
I couldn't even care................... LESS!
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>>129569270
work on the meter a bit more next time
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2026 is starting off very nicely
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open the door get on the floor everybody walk the jeongosaur
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hey, you! I hope all your dreams come true!
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dayeon
a
y
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>>129569290
my dream is eunchygf
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>>129569286
nope, you're reading it wrong.
it's all there
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>>129569278
you BRAT
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couldn't find the thread because i'm filtering "cuck"
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>>129569289
forgot muh pic
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>>129569286
admittedly, the 3rd line is on the more awkward side but if you have a better way to say it, pls post
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it's 2am you and i
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>>129569294
cute poster
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>>129569300
based winterbro
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>>129569290
sex***
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>>129569295
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>>129569273
they should
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>>129568539
I hope this post was a bait
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show us your tummy bitch
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>>129569270
>we sooner eat salmonella
Pretty ESL, so I'd believe Stella would say that.
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In Vancouver, a city for the rich on the coast,
Sat a pretty girl eating caviar toast,
"I'd like a good-looking fella,"
Said our sweet heroine Stella
"But it's OP who I like the most"
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>>129569322
gawons nice and brown but a little too flat for me
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>>129569325
she's EFL
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>>129569258
siyeon from dreamcatcher's rock band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGHtGrnVzrI

feels like there's a lot of nugu cancels lately, i hope enough people show up for them and everglow to go through with the shows this time
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>>129569333
no she's not
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>>129569325
i don't get it, you think you can't eat salmonella?
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earphone
banana
and
hairband
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>>129569310
i haven't been cucked yet but reading cuck every 10 posts when anons are fighting is annoying
i just fixed my filter to ignore the op
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you fools talk charts and other noncense but i chose my waifus based on the only two things that matter: my gut feeling and lucid napdreams
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>>129569341
the filipino everyday carry
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>>129569329
Ning and Megan are planks
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>>129569351
post ning
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a canadian beauty named stella
was looking for kpg fellas
but her friend named jiwoo
said "uggos? pee-eewww!
be gone, we don't wanna smell ya!"
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>>129569338
she learned both English and Korean from birth, and grew up in Canada

imagine how weird it must have felt for her to say the awkward ESK-adjacent lines in Rude
happened to Lily too iirc

don't know why they don't just say something
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>>129569270
stella needs some chimplants
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new dxw
cute!
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>>129569355
canadians aren't very good at english
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>>129569342
why? I'm not fighting with anyone
wth
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>>129569307
There once were two idols named Stella
Chased after by many a fella
When begged for a fuck
They rejected the cuck
And I'm still working on this line
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>>129569359
witch
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>>129569270
There once were two ladies named Stella
Who drew all the stares from the fellas
When asked if they'd fuck
They'd say, "Not you cucks,"
"We'd sooner die from salmonella"
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>>129569364
stfu cucklord
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>>129569354
kek
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being cucked is a must
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>>129569367
rare naky
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>>129569354
Is poetry dead now when grok can rhyme?
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my waifus are karina and winter
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there once was a gumby named stella
she hated to eat, let me tellya
her legs were like snakes
her chest, like a rake
and her ass, like Han's ship from Corellia
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>>129569351
nah ning and megan got a lil something
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>>129569377
Poetry's been dead since the New York school bestrode the form and generated shelves of nonsense poetry that besotted the critics.
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>>129569365
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never kfap
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>>129569323
my whole face
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did we ever find out what color her nipples are?
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>>129569382
somebody used the term double cuck earlier about something else related to aespa but it fits your situation too
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>>129569355
yuqi in idle in has perfect english and has to intentionally say basedeon's absolute babble. its all a choice, its not that they dont know
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>>129569396
copper rose
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do koreans like Stella? don’t they usually hate westernized idols?
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>>129569371
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>>129569382
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>>129569382
good taste
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>>129569376
she had a cute ponytail for a bit of the concert
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seksu kae-chan
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everyone enjoys e
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when i switched streaming platforms i decided to leave ive off my new playlists
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I really dislike a lot of you
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young stella from hearts to hearts
had an ass that was loaded with farts
I lay underneath her
and then I beseeched her
to gas me til death do us part
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C217vygclrk
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>>129569395
my mouth
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>>129569407
my wife
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>>129569411
good
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>>129569377
>needing ai to force crappy end rhymes
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https://youtu.be/kvhVECfGsw8?si=9SPeTO8TIXRKyq4z white women be crazy
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death to all australian idols
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>>129569418
we want to see you in no clothes
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>>129569424
yea
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>>129569412
deserve
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>>129569407
!!
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nap time yejibros
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>>129569398
> yuqi in idle in has perfect english
I get the sense from variety shows or events where she’s on stage speaking English that she’s just shy of perfect. Even if she’s repeating Basedeon’s horrible lyrics there’s some that don’t sound right.
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>>129569429
somi...
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please.. post her… iroha
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>>129569408
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>>129569412
i love u so much i wish u loved me back
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yuqi learned english so she could meet nba players
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there once were two whores in aespa
their slutty ways would always test ya
whenever they'd date
you'd get so irate
but also still call them the best - ha!
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>>129569413
bwhahahaha
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h2h brothers, why is apple pie so good
been on repeat for two days now
good times
>>129569438
cute rohy
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busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy boy nigga shiro busy boy~
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there once was a boglin called jiwoo
she was always so desperate to please you
she'd brush back her bob
and open her gob
and out would come dreck
they'd scream what the heck
and format be damned
her stories demand
that the poem continue
what the fuck's this cunt's issue
can't she see we're all bored
it's like satan has poured
molten shit down my gourd
she's killing me and i'll be killing me too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRTNdV3Q3k
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>>129569443
:)
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>>129569443
try "sluttiness"
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>>129569406
too cute
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There once was an idol named Momo
Fapped to by all who weren't homo
When watching her dance
You'd feel a bulge in your pants
And shoot out thick ropes with an "omo!"
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>>129569460
much better
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yubs
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>>129569438
nya nya nya~
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still haven’t seen a single ex-izone member perform live :(
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>>129569406
ponytail stays ON
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>>129569446
you just know
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>>129569477
lookin at jiyeon
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>>129569477
omo
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>>129569411
I mean most of their music is objectively horrible. I would struggle to think of a more expensive MV for a worse song than Blackhole across all music, not just kpop
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>>129569482
dr kim's finest
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>>129569485
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>>129569488
2023 album I AM IVE is still good
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>>129569492
I AM is the only good piece of music they've ever released, which is why I included "most" in my post
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there once was a hooker named ning
she drank every grape in nanjing
she saved every bottle
and gave each a squattle
and nine months later gave birth to a riesling
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>>129569411
thanks for the update
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>>129569490
fr*ck!
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>>129569492
2023 was 9 years ago
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the middle east and the entirety of the west must burn as offerings for her...
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ningning has a cute mouth doesn't she?
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>>129569501
yes she does
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>>129569488
>objectively
name some good songs
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>>129569501
cute bh too
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capshitters always have the shittest takes without fail
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>>129569479
you'll have to go to korea to see any solos
maybe based say my name will worldtour at some point
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Bang Bang is good. They should've skipped butthole and just gone all in on that.
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Gllit bros, why would Wonhee admit to this? Is she actually retarded?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVLUEcHEz4_/
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>>129569505
happy birthday
we will rock you
gangnam style
that song that plays in most final fantasy games
the old nokia ringtone
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flower and snake reboot with kotoko, nagomi, and eroha
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>>129569509
how do you know that?
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insane for iroha
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baemonredditor
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>>129569520
it came to me in a dream
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mad for moka
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>>129569531
for me it was the other way around
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erect for
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kys wavpedo
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Does anyone have a list of what kpop stars are at Milan sponsor week? I know wony was there in the past
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why do these newer groups peak at debut? for example h2h with the chase and illit with magnetic.
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>>129569549
>2027년2월27일
time traveler yeseo
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this is craji
>MARCH COMEBACKS
2 Sungkyu (Infinite)
3 EVERGLOW
4 Jihan (Weeekly) single, WOODZ, DeVita, ChRocktikal
5 H1-Key
9 ONEW (SHINee), Solar (MAMAMOO) × Accusefive, Younha
11 Yena, AtHeart
12 ODD YOUTH, P1Harmony
16 All(H)ours, AB6IX
20 BTS
23 Yuna, OWIS
sometime in march: Irene, CSR, Latency, Cosmosy
El Capitxn tour
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:3
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>>129569571
they arent even doing it right
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>>129569563
where are the good groups
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>>129569560
tight princess
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this place ruined me, I literally do not find any white woman attractive in the slightest
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what killed kpg?
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>>129569556
kiiikiii 404 is their latest and most successful song, even though I liked delulu (from the same album) and dancing alone (their previous cb) more
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>>129569590
mys
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>>129569577
I want her to spit on my hog, so I can glide it smoothly between her tits and ride that snug little gap to shuddering oblivion.
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>>129569590
the post directly above yours
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>>129569585
what about gio scotti
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>>129569593
thread saved
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we could save kpg with wonhy and irohy
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>>129569618
Isn't that a Greek guy?
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>>129569538
SEXO
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oh
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yejibros our mom made us apply for a job so we put some swears in the application so they won't hire us but we can still say we tried
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>>129569595
O_O
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drinking games with slug
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fuck
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>>129569619
ty ty
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>>129569563
gavy NJ on march 3
s2it on march 14
arise will release something in march as a duo after losing two members and before adding new members in the summer
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WORDS CIRCULATE ABOUT SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ILLIT AND AN ALIBABA SHOPPING MALL'S PHOTOSHOOT
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>>129569633
>yeji driving
nowhere is safe
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>>129569633
lol nice brother nice
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There's a cute girl named Shioni
Who's quite frail and looks so funny
Of her litter she's the runt
And never fails to make me grunt
As I think of her tight little cunny
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"Tonight I went to see Cabaret, and as soon as I sat down, I spotted this really beautiful woman.
My sister and I kept saying, “Is she a celebrity? An influencer?”

It wasn't until I saw the bodyguard (or staff member, I think) with her hair neatly styled in a Korean-style straight look that I was sure she was an idol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Looking closer, it was Haerin, Hyein, and Hanni.
Once seated, I realized they were just two rows in front of us. We kept checking to confirm it was really them.

Then during intermission, while washing my hands in the restroom, Hyein was standing right next to me.
So I greeted her and asked, “Are you a member of NewJeans?” She nodded.
Her skin was seriously flawless, and she seemed about my height (I'm 175cm).
I asked her, “Where's Minji?" She left out a sigh and left.

Hanni, Haerin, and Hyein seem to be practicing in London.
Someone posted it on Weibo.

Considering the recent sighting too, it's definitely true
The three of them seem to be in London
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ian...
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e>i
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how come kim lip never looked as good as she did in eclipse ever again?
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Belift is the most uncreative subsidiary under hybe. I understand the concept of taking inspiration, I really do, but they don’t know how to twist it into something more refreshing or interesting.
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g >
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tight kari p
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gimrip
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>>129569681
>iris
cute sully
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Youngseo won
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>>129569670
ig it only happens once in a great while, just like an actual eclipse
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>>129569678
jaewook..
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Dunky won
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yubs won
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this newjeans cctv footage a publicity stunt?
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>>129569690
absolute cinema
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illit won
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>>129569708
based ance studios
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good morning kpg
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>>129569708
what did it even show
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no piravcy in korea
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>>129569717
minji's penis
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>>129569718
What's about it?
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>>129569722
how could it be seen when it's lodged in my throat?
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>>129569716
im having major deja vu right now
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>>129569681
i have no idea who these girls are outside of the illit girls
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>>129569270
Insane duo
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>>129569737
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>blackpink will beat IVE they said
>Blinks can't even stop bang bang PAK by clogging up some random chart like bugs
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Im not gonna lie stella jiwoo duo will be legendary
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where did everyone go
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>>129569677
top tier waifu
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we're all struggling to write clever limericks sorry
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>>129569668
what does the future hold for her?
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>>129569642
right sorry you mentioned gavy nj before, i'll put them next time
nugu angels hwaiting
i think uau has a good chance of comingback too since they've sat on the song for a while already and chrocktikal and thessyndrome will be out of the way
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we’re patiently waiting for more irohy
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>>129569742
the kpg sandniggers are dying rn
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>>129569751
weight gain
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behead newjeans
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>>129569770
>>129569774
cutie
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>>129569642
>s2it on march 14
production values are insane these days
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I hail from kwangya
Bringing some gigis
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>>129569724
>>129569737
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>>129569770
date?
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Gigi and cooper so cute
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irohas fat ass
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>>129569777
nah, we like them here
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>>129569563
we are all very exicted for chrocktikal, h1key, irene, and latency
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kpop is so boring without aespa
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>>129569801
i prefer my nigga shiro
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>>129569806
*grunts*
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is this a nancy's tits on hidden cam situation again?
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>>129569819
Soulless. Cooper is a rescue dog
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it's about time for a summer blast I might add
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>>129569801
>>129569825
angel
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i prefer cats
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>>129569827
its barely spring
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>>129569808
chuunal
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>>129569681
1. Hyewon
2. Seoyeon
3. Youngseo
4. Iris
5. Jeongeun

Kinda insane none of the top 5 visuals made it
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Pale
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>>129569833
it's always summer time in my studio apartment
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>>129569836
wow nien
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any kpop cats?
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>>129569740
I literally remember people here on release day saying new BP was a dud and no members were promoting it. You are fabricating a story for what purpose?
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there’s like 2 people here right now
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>>129569856
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>>129569861
so?
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>>129569740
desu they sold more than 2x ive's first week sales in a day
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>>129569762
i can't wait
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>>129569861
just you and me....no one around.... lets kiss....
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no one cares about ive outside of korean elementary schools
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>>129569864
best jap
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>>129569856
yea
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>>129569861
mostly me samefagging
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I'm here too
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kpop shall never be the same agayne
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>>129569856
Ryujin loves her cats
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>>129569874
*watches these 2 from hiding*
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can we have a slug thread
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>>129569856
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>>129569888
lol
who's this? henlo?
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>>129569895
yea
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>>129569856
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>>129569883
Iso should be the one competing with Ian
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>>129569859
you are getting baited by a shitposter
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make it a henlo thread
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>>129569903
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>>129569904
cringe
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wthhh
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